Ukraine airlines?
Hope they have in-flight borsch
Eugh, what kind of next level pizdec?
"Do not walk outside"
Blin, what kind of circus clowns fly this plane
if they need warning like that?
So this is latch for opening window or what?
Complete debil
So once I arrive in super gopnik city of Varna
And wave of high rise apartment buildings cover my view
I am greeted by Igor: our bus driver
Igor... is a happy man
But sometimes he drink too much dishwashing liquid
Or maybe it is coloured jet fuel, I don't know
We get on bus and Igor start driving
We have small stop at the pristigashi
We switch to different bus and start driving...
to the beach
I never knew Bulgaria was such a sh-
Uhh... I mean, Slav paradise
After many more minutes of Igor's driving
We arrive in beautiful old hotel
The only one fit for a Slav king
As I found out later on: it was built in 1957
The same year as Sputnik-1 was launched
And just like Sputnik, my vacation was just taking off
In reception they say: "Hello Boris"
"How are you doing? Please, have this discount voucher for rakija"
"and please, enjoy your vacation"
And bliiin how enjoyable it was
Absoloutely blyatiful
what I need now, is a drink!
If this place also not have shashlik...
I will be very disappointed
But after no more than 3 minutes of searching
I find... the one thing missing in my life: the shashlik
We also order some traditional Bulgarian-
uh... meat kompot
And of course huge plate of meat for Boris
Including one whole stick of shashlik
We also get some beers that are
not as cheap as you would expect
But shop price you will like, more of that very soon
And as a fan did suggest
some Burgas 63 to wash it all down
and some green juice that I have still no idea what is
After that I have idea:
Buy some semechki, go to beach
but since beach was completely pitch black
I decide to go for personalised beach experience
right in hotel
Next morning I wake up, I realise:
what a nice Slavic hotel!
Some gopnik touches added here and there
to make it feel more like home
Every wall has wallpaper, and every floor has a carpet
that is Slav paradise!
Zebra pattern chair especially for Boris
for... some cheeki breeki action
People somehow assume I travel alone
I never travel alone!
That would just be sad!
Poland, Slovakia... Czech Republic
Always with some friend
or some company
you know... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now beach was open
and Boris ready for relaxation
But before, did a bit of last minute editing on my last video
and saw my videos getting demonetised
Good job, YouTube
I wonder if they're going to demonetise this video as well
for showing the warm weather, maybe it is oppressive...
for some Northern countries
At time of editing this video...
50 of my popular videos, got demonetised for no reason at all...
So instead of showing me drinking
Here is some seagulls: having bath in the pool
Welcome to the end my friends, enjoy the ride!
If you have not seen my language lesson of Bulgarian
please go watch it right now
and you will learn some useful phrases
for when you're going to haggle with the shop owners
when buying your fake Ad-
Uh... wait, I can not say that brand
those videos got demonetised too
so I am going to say...
Sadibass
...or Labidas
You know, the company with thr- four stripes
You see Dabidas? This is what it has come to
You know, maybe I should just swap out all my clothing
for Weslav instead
You know, official Slav brand clothing
Owned and run by Boris - the Slav Superstar
Go check it out!
But as I have said
when you're trying to buy your fake brand clothing
from the shops in-
markets in Bulgaria
not exactly shops
Then you can always say: "NO"
"I am not paying 15 Leva for one hat"
or some fake jewellery
And you say: "HEY! 3 Leva for these gloves!"
And they say: "NO!"
And you say: "YES! 3 LEVA"
And they say: "Okay :("
And the same goes with these fake bags
everybody know this is fake!
And that is why you must remember: never to pay more than 10 Leva!
And these fake Sadimas
Which of course I did buy
15 Leva for one hoodie?
Of course! Sign me up!
So when you're going to Bulgaria...
and I know you are not
Check out black hoodie with gold stripes running across head
Ay blyat
Of course this being a Slav country there is wide variety of
Slav food
pelmeni, some syrnik
cheburek
Some tasty golden onion rings
to go with your beer-
-coloured kvass
But when you do visit
be sure to pick up some rakija
It is by far
most important thing I bought
in this whole trip
Opa!
But is not only thing you should check out in store
Because if you want some cheap food
of course you buy from shop
just like me
Initiating Boris shopping sequence in
3...2...
Bread
Opa!
Bread is necessary cornerstone for
many healthy breakfasts
Like bread soup
Breaded bread
and of course buterbrod
But no buterbrod is complete without
literally translates as
cow lubricant
Yes, you lubricate bread
Make sure to add so much
that you can feel it in your
That you can feel it back of your throat
No wait that sounds dirty
On top of it-
or how ever you pronounce in Bulgarian
Oooooh
Cat food
Opa blya
Smells like cat food
This video sponsored by
nobody at all
Except fans
from Patreon - THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Keep sending the money, I keep giving
the CHEEKI BREEKI
Sounds like fair deal?
Yes it does
Yes!
Children's pashtet
best pashtet!
I do hope it is made for children not
made by children
Wait why am I adding butter again?
So for this butterbrod we are adding
...some kind of sausage
For Slav country it is very strange I not find
Doctor's sausage in store
because as everybody know from
my butterbrod video
Doctor's sausage
Is most important part of sandwich
so this was
Florentiner sausage
with cheese and mayonez
not my favourite
Better wash it down
with more sausage
You see, fish carcass with mayonez
should be official
food of channel of Life of Boris
Mm looking good
Cranberry cheese.. what is next?
Strawberry flavoured cheburek maybe?
Definitely not for me
And what is this?
Tovarish Biskvit is coming out to play
Well, for product named "Mirage"
you really have to expect something
And, uh
Oh would you look at that
Turkish delight
or do you call it Bulgarian delight here?
Mm taste very
Delightful
...and then went to fill up on some shashlik
Some prices in every menu
have been blurred out
so you possibly cannot know what the price is
You think is 14?
NO IS 55!
Oh my taxi has arrived
I get on the taxi and he show me around
so we drive into woods
Normal
and some guy start following us
And I say "GO GO there is some guy!"
and he say "No is..."
"is Mikhail"
and so Mikhail follow us for whole road
Other than that very nice taxi man
we do many stops
I say I want to pick some corn, he say "ok"
he say "Bring me some too" I say
okay
I never before see
corn field, so is very interesting
But most beautiful sight of whole trip
definitely was fields
and fields of semechki
Mama is this heaven?
Ready to be taken
and of course I did
Fresh semechki
right off the flower
That was
a glorious day
For the Life of Boris
So, Bulgaria
not bad place to live at all
if I could
I would move to the sunny beaches
and the fields of semechki
today!
But I cannot
Not yet
But if you are planning to visit
check out the super cheap
food, drink, hotels
everything
The beaches very nice
almost always is free
Well sometimes is free
but I guess sometimes
paying for beaches is not so bad
Also, if you are ever in Varna
Check out this charcoal themed pub
everything is absolutely free
but I do not think their food taste very good
Also, the TV reception was horrible
Eh? What is this now?
No money for TV reception
just show Life of Boris videos - is completely free
Also if you are in Varna, check out Boris street
definitely most Slav in whole country
because you see there is
benches
for squatting
Discount shoe store
for when you have squat too much
Suit store
they have tracksuits in back
ask for Boris they will hook you up
Some optics store for when you are
hard of vision and
need better sight to identify
Western spies
I do not remember this part
Some blyatiful street art
Of course there is video surveillance
so I can upload any
cheeki breeki that has been going on
to YouTube
and a sign that said
"No drinking water"
right next to drinking fountain
just to confuse people
Here is Boris national bank where I
keep all my recipes
very secret
Right next to that is
a big wall
where you can write
whatever you want to do in your life
If you ever visit
go write "squat"
and send me picture
because Boris approve
Well it seems fans have arrived
And if you do plan to visit
check out "Golden Sands"
for a nice relaxing
Slav vacation
Well thank you for watching, my friends
I hope you enjoyed this video
as much as I did
At this point we are very close
to 900,000 subscribers
and for this I have very big announcement
in November there is launching
no, not Sputnik-3
although that would be a good name for it
No we are launching
Life of Boris
Superslav
THE GAME!
So you better get ready
also here is one sneeki breeki
little bit of concept art for you
more information about game very soon
but until then
stay cheeki breeki, my friends
and I will see you next time!

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