Enemies of the free world in the past we have asked you nicely to stop being so
naughty and now we are asking you again to just cut it out if you don't heed our
requests then we have no choice but to ask you nicely again and again this is
your last warning until the next time we warn you why can't we all be happy and
harmonious like that funny English teacher mr. Duncan why can't we all just
live in peace and harmony and just be nice to each other sounds like a plan to
me it's two o'clock in the afternoon here in England and this is live English
mmm what will be the first thing that I say today what will it be what will the
first words to leave my mouth be today oh oh actually I've already done it
through hello everyone hi how are you today are you okay
I hope so are you happy I hope so here we go again it is Sunday
another week has flown by hasn't the last week gone quickly do you think so
it's gone very very quickly I think so anyway so here we go it's Sunday it's
the 17th of September and it's a beautiful sunny day here in the UK I was
a little bit concerned earlier because it was very cloudy but the clouds have
cleared you'll be pleased to hear and now it's very sunny outside so hopefully
maybe perhaps I'm not sure at the moment we will go outside at some point today
so I hope we will be live outside today you are probably wondering why I'm
looking so cool today in my sunglasses do you like it well of
course it is very sunny outside the Sun is very bright on my very sensitive eyes
also mr. Steve this week I just tell you though because I'm very excited mr.
Steve this week was rubbing shoulders with Hollywood stars
well one Hollywood star so this week mr. Steve I'm not kidding I'm not joking mr.
Steve this week was rubbing shoulders do you like that expression the expression
rubbing shoulders or rub shoulders means to be near someone so if you are very
close to someone we can say that you are rubbing shoulders
so this week mr. Steve he was away staying at a big hotel a big posh hotel
I don't know why but this week mr. Steve was rubbing shoulders he was near a very
famous celebrity that's all I'm saying for now I'm sure mr. Steve will explain
later on what it's all about but yes mr. Steve was was was rubbing
shoulders with Hollywood this week Wow I can't wait to find out about that so
it's live English live on YouTube of course there are many people on YouTube
doing their live streams besides me there is one particular guy on YouTube
at the moment now I must be honest uh I have I have become addicted to watching
this particular guy it's a man on YouTube and let's just say let's just
say he's very very large okay he's fat he's very very fat and he he
appears in a live stream now this live stream is always on so it's on for most
of the time and quite often when he's at home he's doing general things like
sitting in front of his computer or playing computer games but sometimes he
gets very angry with the people on the live chat and he starts shouting and
screaming at them so there is a chap living in where does he live he lives in
New York in the Bronx and his name is Erik and now he's quite well known on
the Internet so what he does he sits in his house and
his house is very small it's just a very small room just one room that he lives
in but I must admit I have become a little bit addicted to watching Erik
he's a very large man that's all I'm saying
live-chat is up in running but first of all this week something happened in the
UK that's very very exciting we have a new ten pound note oh wow mr. Duncan
that's so exciting yes would you like to see the new ten pound note here it is
this is the new ten pound note that has been issued this week in the UK in fact
it only became available two days ago so this is the brand-new ten pound note now
a lot of people were were complaining about the British notes the British
money because people were complaining saying why aren't there more women on
the notes now my my take on that particular argument is the fact that
there's always a woman on our notes and that's the Queen I mean the Queen ism as
a woman isn't she the queen is a woman I'm sure she is so there there has
always been a woman on the banknotes here in the UK so on the back we have we
have a new lady on the back and also a new look for the ten pound note so there
it is the brand-new ten pound note has been released this week do you know who
the person is though on the back do you know who it is
on the back of the new ten pound note if you know please let me know as well and
of course the saga of mr. Duncan's new neighbour my new neighbour
do I have a new neighbor yet very soon I have a feeling I have a strange feeling
I don't know where it's coming from I think maybe I might be a little bit
psychic but I have a feeling that my new neighbors will be moving in next week I
have a feeling I don't know why sometimes you do don't you you get a
feeling you get a strange feeling that something
is about to happen some people believe that it is supernatural some people
believe that they can read other people's minds or see into the future or
talk to dead people and that happens to be one of today's subjects so there it
is this word is a word this is often misspelled it is psychic psychic a
person who is psychic is a person who can see into the future or maybe read
people's minds or quite often a psychic is a person who can talk to dead people
did you know that I'm psychic it's true I think I am I really do think I'm
psychic so later on when mr. Steve comes here I am going to do a live psychic
reading on mr. Steve all of that coming after three o'clock so mr. Steve will be
here as promised a lot of people seem to like mr. Steve now they're saying can we
have more mr. Steve so you have mr. Steve at three o'clock there he is
so mr. Steve will be with us and today we are going to do a live psychic
reading I am going to look into mr. Steve's life and maybe find out a few
new things about him ooh Nikolai is here hello Nikolai because
the live chat is now working so thank you very much for joining me
Nikolai says is it Jane Austen on the back I think you are right well done
Nikolai the Queen is on the front yes we know the Queen is on the front Queen
Elizabeth is always on the front of the note
so lots of people on the live chat Mahmood is here hello Mahmood thank you
for joining me today also Olga thank you very much Olga for
saying hello Gabi is here hello Gabby thanks for joining me today nice to see
you here also Patricia and Julie Raven Costanza is here your no relation to
George Costanza are you from Seinfeld Eugene is here hello Eugene thanks for
joining me again today analytic brain says mr. Duncan how are you doing today
I'm okay thank you I am from Hungary you are you are great
at English you know what greatness is I'm not sure about
that I've also received a lovely message today actually today I received this
from Eliana benedetti and Eleana has sent me a lovely picture of her duck
she has a little plastic duck on her on the top of her toilet it's a very
strange place to keep a duck but I'm sure from time to time it must cheer you
up when you're sitting there so here is Eliana's duck isn't that lovely
a little duck so thank you very much for sending this duck picture to me and
don't forget if you want to get in touch with me you are more than welcome to do
so and of course there is an email address
and you can follow me on Facebook as well
dooba dooba dooba - so today we will be going into the twilight zone
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo i will be putting on my psychic
hat today and i will be reading mr. steve i will be doing a reading of mr.
Steve now some people think that a psychic is the same as a clairvoyant so
can you see those two words there we have psychic and clairvoyant now a
psychic is normally spiritual and a clairvoyant normally has the ability to
see into the future and sometimes they are kind of the same thing but more
often than not they are separate so you have a clairvoyant who normally can see
into the future and you have a psychic who can pick up things that are
happening around them that we cannot see so later on I am going to do a psychic
reading stay tuned for that also this week we are going to play
guess the animals sound after three o'clock with mr. Steve hopefully we will
be doing that in the garden because the Sun is out at the moment so hopefully
later we will be in the garden guessing which sound belongs to which animal
Hassan is here hi Hassan thanks for joining me mr. Duncan do you believe in
the paranormal well can I just say something I I'm not really a person who
believes in superstition I'm not a very religious person but can I just say one
of my relatives many years ago one of my distant relatives
used to be a clairvoyant it's true I'm not joking so if we have time and if I
remember I will tell you all about my distant relative who was a clairvoyant
she was psychic it's true I'm not joking so that coming a little bit later on
hello mr. Duncan Milton Bravo is here I love your name by the way that's lovely
it sounds like the name of a game show host ladies and gentlemen put your hands
together for Milton Bravo Milton Bravo hello mr. Duncan nice to hear you again
you are an excellent teacher Thanks my wife and my little son are listening
to you now hello to Milton's wife and also Milton's son as well please send us
your greetings to Vilna hello vilmer hi and also Christopher hello Christopher I
assume you are the son hello how are you today and Milton who they are all
watching in Ecuador thank you very much for joining me today isn't that lovely
senkei is here mr. Duncan I am very fond fond I love that word if you like
something very much if you have deep affection for something we can say that
you are fond fond I like that word mr. Steve is very funny and cute says Pedro
Belmont I'm not sure about that McHale is here McHale jiske is watching in
Poland hello mr. Duncan says Maria Maria I'm
waving hello to Maria hi there nice to see you again remember last week do you
remember last week's show Oh last week's show was really really a man
I must admit just in case you missed last week's show
here it is in 25 seconds oh that was that was so quick did you see that
wasn't that exciting if you remember last week we were talking about our
complaints we were complaining we were moaning we were talking about things
that annoy us and one of the things that we mentioned last week was cats now
yesterday we went on a walk mr. Steve and myself we went walking
around the local area and we saw a very friendly cat now last week mr. Steve and
I we were both complaining about cats because sometimes people who own cats
also put bird feeders outside and of course cats quite often will kill birds
so we couldn't work out why that was so we couldn't work out why someone who has
a cat also would attract birds to their garden so here is the cat that we saw
yesterday
listen to that sound hello mr. cat hello say meow one more come on thank you
so there was the cat that you saw yesterday okay be quiet the problem with
cats is that once they start meowing they don't stop so there it was the cat
that we saw yesterday mr. Steve doesn't like cats very much I can tell you now
that mr. Steve definitely does not like cats do you want to know why well one
reason is because they eat birds but the other reason is because quite often they
have big baby they have fleas they have little things
living in their fur fleas so two reasons why mr. Steve does not like cats they
kill birds and also they have fleas Jamelia says the ten pound note we think
that it is actually jane austen you're right of course
yes the new ten pound note has been issued there it is on the front of
course as usual the Queen and on the back jane austen famous writer doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo today today today today
last week we had the mystery idioms now last week I didn't give you the answer
to both of the mystery idioms because I wanted to keep them until this week so
today we are going to show you the mystery idioms again the same ones as
last week because I didn't give you the answer to last week's so here they are
again these are the mystery idioms all you have to do is say what you see these
are well-known English expressions these are expressions that are very commonly
used in English but what are they today's mystery idioms and here is the
other one so these are today's mystery idioms now last week I was talking to
mr. Steve so much and for so long that I completely forgot about the mystery
idioms so this week we are showing the same ones again so what are the mystery
idioms there is the first one and there is the second one I will give you a clue
they are both well-known English expressions expressions that are used in
English and there is the other one that's nice if you think you know what
they are please let me know so let's have a look at some of our past lessons
I have been making lessons on YouTube for over 10 years and now we are going
to take a look at one of my special lessons that I made during October
October in 2013 and we called these lessons a dunk towba so we all shared
our knowledge we all learnt a little bit of new English together by watching my
dunk towba lessons now here is one of my dunk Tober lessons and this is October
lesson number nine 31 days of dunk Toba j9
good morning everyone hello and welcome to day nine of 31 days of dank Toba as
you can see I am in my garden hanging out some wet washing hopefully it will
dry today because it's very windy the wind is very strong it's great weather
for drying clothes I have been asked a few times to explain why I am making
these special lessons during October well the reason is that on October the
31st I will be celebrating my seventh year of making video lessons here on
YouTube on October the 31st 2006 I formed my youtube channel this occurred
while I was still living in China so the 31 days refers to the date my channel
was created and dunked oba well that is just a fun play on words October becomes
dunked over
I thought today we would look at some idioms as they always help to live in a
per sentence today's first idiom is off the cuff this
idiom refers to a comment or something that has been said with little or no
preparation the things said has not been thought out and off the cuff speech is
one that is being made up as it is being given the speech can be described as
impromptu it is being said on the spur of the moment an off-the-cuff remark
means that something was said without thinking sometimes an off-the-cuff
comment can get you into a lot of trouble
the phrase refers to the curve found on the end of a shirt sleeve our next idiom
is splitting hairs or to split hairs if someone is splitting hairs than they are
arguing or complaining about something small and trivial oh how you just loved
splitting hairs if you split hairs then you actively look for something small
and trivial to complain about he always wants to split hairs about the food if
someone is losing an argument then they might start splitting hairs so as to try
and win another great phrase is nitpicking this means that you are
focusing on the small thoughts of something and being over critical a
fussy person will always find fault even if there appear to be none know what a
nitpicker
there are lots of longtail tips feeding above me can you hear them hmm how
lovely today's final idiom is heads up to give someone a heads up or to get a
heads up means to give or receive a warning of some approaching danger or
problem you give someone a heads up to warn them you give them a chance to
react before an event occurs you can give a heads up to one or more people if
someone helps you out by giving you a warning then you can thank them for the
heads up hey thanks for the heads up yesterday if
someone did not warn you then you might say hey a little heads up might have
been nice to warn someone is to give them a heads up
can you see who are back the Sheep they're back in the field well I don't
think they're the same sheep as last week but it's still nice to see them
back anyway I will be back tomorrow morning bright and early for day ten ah
that's incredible day ten of 31 days of dunk Toba oh these
days are going by so fast they say that time flies when you're having fun I hope
I will see you tomorrow morning this is mr. Duncan in England saying see
you tomorrow and tutor for now guitar chic
hello longtail tips how are you doing
isn't nature lovely so there it was one of my special October lessons that I
made way back in 2013 now quite a few people have asked mr. Duncan October is
coming very soon we will be in October but what will I be doing for my
anniversary because this year I will be celebrating my 11th year on YouTube 11
years I've been here teaching English on YouTube and of course you can find all
of my lessons under this video right under this video all of my playlists all
of the lessons that I've made over the past 10 nearly 11 years nearly 11 years
I've been doing this I can't believe it I really can't have you seen the new
movie the movie that everyone is talking about starring the scary clown Pennywise
it it that's the name of the movie it is based on a story by Stephen King he is
the master of horror stories and this is a new version of it because of course
originally it was made as a TV movie in several parts but now it is a proper
official movie it is in the cinemas right now very scary one of the
questions today are you afraid of clowns do you like clowns are you afraid of
them so what do you think are you afraid of clowns and what do we call the fear
of clowns so do you like clowns some people are very scared of clowns
they find them very frightening but are they really scary what do you think are
you afraid of clowns do they scare you and what is the fear of clowns called
there is a word it is a certain type of phobia so what is the name of the fear
of clowns so do you like clowns are you afraid of them a fear of clowns is
called what what is it called do you know and do you believe in
psychic abilities can a person talk to their dad do you believe in fortune
tellers now of course fortune tellers are very
similar to clairvoyance so when we talk about fortune tellers we talk about
clairvoyance a person who is clairvoyant can see the future they can see what is
going to happen next so there we go clairvoyant and also a
person who is psychic a psychic person quite often claims to be able to speak
to people who have died the spirit world as they call it I will hopefully tell
you a story later on about one of my relations who apparently used to be
clairvoyant she used to be clairvoyant she could
talk to the future she could receive messages from the future and also she
said she was psychic as well so that's a little bit later on I will be doing a
live reading I am going to see if my my genetic family history has made its way
to me so I'm going to find out today if I have
the power if I am psychic so I'm going to do a reading on mr. Steve a little
bit later on we will see how well I do also we'll be going into the garden
because we are going to to have a look at some animal sounds and what I want
mr. Steve to do is to tell me what the animals are that make those particular
sounds so that coming a little bit later on talking of mr. Steve we have been
busy in the garden filming some flash phrases and also flash words would you
like to see today's first flash word from mr. Steve okay here it comes now
allocate the word allocate is an English word that means to distribute resources
or duties for a particular purpose to give individuals items or tasks for a
specific reason is to allocate for example the government plans to allocate
the money fairly tomorrow we will allocate the new working hours to put
something aside for a particular purpose or use is allocate the past tense of
allocate is allocated the noun form is allocation for example the employees are
not happy with the latest shift allocation to allocate is to assign
designate distribute disperse give out handout give deal out or issue the word
allocate derives from the medieval latin word allocate which means allotted
allocate Thank You mr. Steve and mr. Steve will be back later with another
flash word and I think also later on he will be here with a flash phrase as well
don't forget also mr. Steve will be here live at 3 o'clock and this week he has
been rubbing shoulders he has been near to a very famous person
a Hollywood celebrity a movie star we will find out what that was all about a
little bit later on and also I will do a psychic reading on mr. Steve all that
coming later on isn't it strange how certain things in certain places or
certain countries are socially acceptable so when something is socially
acceptable it means that general society accepts it they see it as something that
is okay to do now one of the things that I've noticed here in the UK something
you used to be able to do but you can't do now because it is no longer socially
acceptable is pick your teeth you know what it's like you go for a meal in a
lovely restaurant and you have something to eat and maybe you have some meat
maybe you have a a nice big juicy steak and afterwards you get lots of things
stuck in your teeth between your teeth you get lots of food lots of debris
stuck between your teeth and of course I can't stand it I really hate it so what
I like to do is to pick my teeth I like to to get the pieces of food from my
teeth I like to pick my teeth now apparently nowadays in the UK it is
no longer socially acceptable you cannot do it but I want to yesterday I was
having my Saturday lunch in Much Wenlock and afterwards I had lots of chicken
stuck between my teeth and I really wanted to pick my teeth but apparently
it is no longer socially acceptable you cannot do it anymore
you cannot pick your teeth anymore I do miss my days in China because when I was
in China it was socially acceptable that means you could do it you could pick
your teeth as long as you covered your mouth up so you could pick your teeth as
long as you covered your mouth like this
got it so picking your teeth is no longer
socially acceptable here in the UK but what about where you are
is it still socially acceptable can you go for a meal and then pick your teeth
it's horrible so now I have to walk around much when lock on a Saturday
afternoon with lots of pieces of food stuck between my teeth I don't like it
one bit mr. Steve has a new health fad at the moment would you like to see mr.
Steve's new health fad here it is so this is mr. Steve's new health fad can
you see it it's just oh it's just there there there it is
sorry I thought it was there but it's there it's there there can you see it
there is mr. Steve's new health fad this is something that he started to drink he
started drinking it recently but can you guess what it is
what is mr. Steve's latest health fad so a fad is a type of fashion normally
something that comes and then goes a fad fashion something you do for a certain
period of time and then maybe afterwards you stop doing it so at the moment
steve has a health fad and there it is but what is it that is the question lots
of mr. Steve today it would appear that mr. Steve is becoming very famous on
YouTube Qian Mac asks mr. duncan when did you buy your new wristwatch oh I see
that you are very observant well done thank you very much yes my new
wristwatch there it is now can I just say that this rich
wristwatch is not new I've actually had it for about three years so I've
actually had this maybe longer in fact I think I've had this for more than four
years now the reason why I'm wearing this and not my other watch my little
calculator watch is because my calculator watch has died the battery
has run out so there is no power left in my old watch so instead I'm wearing this
one it is amazing what people notice I'm always amazed that the small details
that you notice in my videos or in my live streams I'm always amazed by by
that ts says Wow mr. Duncan one of your relatives can see the future
van tram I am Virg and my birthday is on September the 20th can you say happy
birthday to me van tram Tran hello to you and can I
wish you a happy birthday for the 20th of September I hope you have a super day
I really do emolia says hello mr. Duncan from Egypt
senkei mr. Duncan tomorrow my business interview will be done thank you once
again for teaching me English senkei thank you very much and I hope your your
business interview goes well I will give you one of mr. don't
kans magic thumbs there it is good luck and have fun mr. Duncan that
cat that you showed earlier is very hairy
they are cats are very hairy and quite often they have fleas so that's the
reason why we don't like cats here also sometimes cats can be very strange in
their behavior sometimes they are very friendly and other times they are quite
nasty in the past I used to always go up to a cat and I would stroked it but one
day when I did that the cat actually scratched me it actually went it
actually scratched me and I had a large scratch on my arm from the cat so so I
don't completely trust cats there's something about cats that I
don't trust I don't know what it is thank you very much for your messages
today lots of people getting in touch on the live chat hello teacher
I am from Sudan Wow hello to Sudan thank you very much Cyril katene sere Alka
team hassan is watching right now in sudan thank you very much muhammed Kubb
says hello mr. d'Ancona from somalia it's great to see you once again you are
welcome Ricardo says mr. Duncan I believe in clairvoyance because every
week I talk to Michael Jackson there are one or two questions I would like to ask
Michael Jackson to be honest Harker at Harker at Singh says I totally
believe in these abilities but real person with these abilities do not
reveal in public oh I see what you mean so if
they have the ability to see the future or to be psychic they keep it to
themselves okay then mr. Duncan you may use a toothpick ah very good you can use
a toothpick instead of your fingers but yes that's very well that's all right
but now you can't get toothpicks in restaurants or cafes so many years ago
they used to have toothpicks little tiny sticks that you could pick your teeth
with but now they don't have them they don't have them anymore
so now when you go into a restaurant many years ago they would have some
toothpicks on the table but now they don't because picking your teeth here
has become unacceptable you cannot do it anymore
in public Randall has seen oh oh I see you've seen the new movie with the clown
called it so I watched it last week it is an excellent movie but I don't like
clowns Thank You Randall for that yes the the new movie starring Pennywise the
clown that the picture there is not penny wise that that particular clown
you can see there is a lot more friendly so clowns are they scary are you afraid
of clowns and what is the word that means the fear of clowns what is it a
fear of clowns is called what what is it called I will let you know later on and
for those who missed the mystery idioms here they are mystery idiom number one
thank you very much for your answers I've already had some ham
thank you very much for that you are very quick today and here is the second
mystery idiom so there they are they are the same mystery idioms is last week
because I didn't have time to show you them last week so there they are you
know what it's like mr. steve was talking he really does love talking so
much you you can't shut him up once mr. steve starts talking you can't you can't
keep him quiet would you like to have a look at an
episode no we don't have time for that we don't have time let's have a look at
another dunk Tober lesson ok then this is another october lesson that i made in
2013 and this is something a little bit different something unusual 31 days of
dunk Toba day 11 hello and good morning welcome to day 11 of 31 days of dunk
Toba how are you this morning you know some days you just have to take
it easy and do nothing really what could be better than just lazing in bed all
snuggly and warm under the duvet that wonderful cozy feeling of being in bed
is the best of all they say that sleep is the most important thing a person
needs to stay healthy and alert well I have had a busy few days so a little
lying will do me good having a lion means to stay in bed longer than you
normally would sleep those little slices of death how I loathe them that is a
quote by the playwright Edgar Allan Poe he was not a big fan of sleep as it
reminded him of his own mortality some people have difficulty sleeping
they find themselves lying wide awake right through the night and the more
they try to get to sleep the harder it becomes this condition is called
insomnia there are many reasons why a person might have insomnia the most
common one being stress and anxiety it is very hard to relax when you are under
pressure you feel restless and troubled your mind will not quiet him if
untreated the long-term effects of insomnia will eventually creep into your
daytime activities there are many words for sleep you take a doze you have a Kip
you slumber you go to the Land of Nod you are in dreamland you are out like a
light a short light sleep can be described as 40 winks a nap you take a
nap you grab 40 winks if you have had a good
sleep then you can say that you slept like a log if you got off to sleep
quickly then you can say I went out like a light let's be honest sharing a bed
with someone and snuggling up to them is the best feeling in the world but it can
also be the most annoying especially if your partner snores how annoying is that
sound very the ironic thing is that the person doing the snoring gets the sleep
while the one who has to listen to the terrible racket gets little or no sleep
at all another annoyance that can occur in a
shared bed is when you get someone who fidgets lying next to you their arms and
legs constantly move and twitch if you combine the snoring and the fidgeting
then you might have to think about separate beds or separate rooms or
perhaps even separate lives and favor so many videos 31 days
towba do you ever dream while sleeping I do my dreams tend to occur when I'm in a
very deep sleep sometimes I have many dreams one after the other the strange
thing about dreams even the most clear and vivid ones is that the next morning
they rapidly fade from your memory do you have dreams what do you dream about
do you ever have bad dreams or nightmares I do but fortunately not very
often oh that's all from me for today see you tomorrow oh I'm going back to
sleep now night-night
how annoying is that sound so there it was one of my special lessons that I
made for October way back in 2013 and now many people are asking mr. Duncan
are you doing something special this year I might be doing something special
you will find out in around about two weeks time because September is coming
to an end or we are just past halfway now so October is steadily approaching
and of course I will be celebrating my 11th year on YouTube in October can you
believe I can't believe it to be honest I still find it amazing that I've been
doing this on YouTube making your English lessons making them especially
for you for the past 11 years I can't believe it we were talking about licking
your teeth is it socially acceptable to pick your teeth because apparently here
in the UK you can't do it anymore it is no longer socially acceptable in the
past you could you could sit at the dinner table in a restaurant and you
could pick your teeth using a little toothpick but nowadays you can't people
don't like it they say it's rude and dirty
franceska says well mr. Duncan picking your teeth is not so socially acceptable
especially among young people I think so but there are still old people who
always who always pick their teeth after lunch
everywhere Thank You franceska when you say old people does that include me
Maria mr. Duncan I saw the movie it the clown is very scary and the children in
the movie were very brave Jamelia says it's okay if you
a toothpick to clean your teeth oh it's okay okay that's alright maybe next
weekend when I go to town maybe I will take my own toothpick maybe I will make
one myself and then after the meal I will sit there picking my teeth and all
the other people around me will be going oh can you see what that man is doing
it's disgusting so picking your teeth is no longer socially acceptable here black
sheep is here mr. Duncan I am not afraid of clowns I've never understood and
still don't understand why people are afraid of them some people found clowns
very scary I don't know why either although that I think they can be very
sinister that's the word that's a good word sinister
so I think that clowns can sometimes be quite sinister so what is the name of
the fear of clowns there is actually a word that means to be afraid of clowns
but do you know what it is also today we will find out what mr. Steeves new
health fad is there it is you can see it at the bottom of the screen there it is
mr. Steeves health fad but what is it there it is just just over there can you
see it but what is it something that mr. Steve is now drinking it's not blood by
the way so don't worry about that black sheep said I'm not afraid of clowns and
I don't understand why clowns are humans just like everyone else I
think you have a good point there well yes I think so
I think mr. Steve might be a modern vampire says Randall because the juice
in the glass looks like blood I just said mr. Steve
isn't a vampire don't worry about it he isn't honestly well okay maybe a
little bit Abdul Kareem says thumbs up mr. Duncan I feel my English has been
stuck for a long time with very little improvement but your
best tip is to build up more vocabulary and to better understand the Yorkshire
accent okay so is that where you're living at the moment are you living in
Yorkshire Wow it's a beautiful part of the world by
the way Ricardo I believe in clairvoyance I think I've read this
already I'm having a very strange feeling here that I've read these
messages earlier Julie G says Mr Duncan why doesn't the restaurant give you a
toothpick because they don't anymore so here in the UK you can't pick your teeth
at all in any way it is now forbidden well you know what's coming next you
know what this is you know what all of this is yes
it's mr. Steve
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby do ladies and
gentlemen boys and girls and tiny animals with big wide eyes here he comes
again appearing as if by magic it's mr. Steve mr. Steve is here again
some people say that these are pain what do you think mr. Steve mr. sing what
what the mr. Steve what the hell are you doing hello every week you catch me just
just preparing for your show I want to look my best and you catch me every week
doing something and are very naughty Oh now was Jimmy my eyebrows with this
handy little device here active that's very strange because as you get older
have you noticed mr. Steve this is something we might talk about next week
but have you noticed as you get older your eyebrows seem to grow more and more
just a little maybe no I've been doing it since I was 18 so no I don't agree
with you there my eyebrows are the same as they were when I was 18 not sure
about yours you're not sure about mine as I've got older because I am an
elderly man now I'm very old I I need I need at least one hip
replacing now at least one I think the other one might go next year so I might
have to have both of my hips replaced that's bad news that doesn't usually
come in to you in your eighties I'm not that far from that you see yeah that's
the reason why I feel as if I mean my eighties but yeah your eyebrows do grow
quickly as you get older so your appearance is suggesting that you have
maybe in your 30s but underneath biologically your clock has advanced and
you're nearly approaching 80 weary thirties I was I was being complimentary
there of course we we all know you're real a agent but we're not going to draw
attention to that because it wouldn't be very polite it was not not
polite anymore as I heard you saying to pick your teeth with a toothpick in
restaurants in England anymore I know they have vanished
I've noticed that toothpicks have vanished off the tables of restaurants
up and down England Wales Scotland and I don't know why can you see that I'm
moving my eyebrows can you see that I did yeah dude I needed that no I can do
that but I can't do them independently that is the only talent that I have I
have one Talent one one thing that I can do in this life and that is I can move
my eyebrows independently see but who else can do that now that's the question
count anybody else out there move their eyebrows independently like mr. Duncan
can they I am asking people today to guess what your new health fad is there
is something that you've started drinking don't tell us yet but I won't
we will have a look at that later so anything else happening this week this
week oh I thought after last week I thought what could be any better than
this after appearing on our show I was so happy afterwards I thought you know
what could be better than this well the whole week has passed and I can
tell you yes it was better than appearing on your show I'm very sorry
but it was I've had I've spent a week this week I've I was put up by the
company I worked for on a five-star hotel yes and this is something I want
to mention because because I have it on good authority I've heard that you this
week we're rubbing shoulders rubbing
shoulders with celebrities a big Hollywood movie star and let's just say
this particular movie star can cast a spell over people see what I did there
so so this week a big a big Hollywood movie star ladies and gentlemen this
week mr. Steve was having evening dinner with Harry Potter himself Daniel
Radcliffe well Daniel Radcliffe mr. Steve was sitting
actually sitting down at the dinner table they were talking and maybe they
were picking their teeth is well I'm not sure around that but yes so mr. Steve
what was it like what was it like sitting with Daniel Radcliffe Harry
Potter himself tell tell us all about it well I've got to be honest with you here
mr. Duncan um he was in the hotel yeah but I didn't actually come into contact
with him somebody told me they saw him in the hotel so I'm very perfectly
honest here I did not talk to him I didn't even seem I certainly wasn't
rubbing shoulders with him so he was in the hotel but sadly probably in an
exclusive part of the hotel that I wasn't staying in this only reserved for
stars and I'm only I'm obviously a minor star and I wasn't even despite the fact
I've got my sunglasses with me and I was wearing all the time I could have been
mistaken for a star but sadly I wasn't and I never actually came to contact
with him so it's a bit of a non-story really so let it see Tom Jones once in
in in an airport let me get this right mr. Steve you didn't meet Harry Potter
no no he was in the hotel that's the closest I've ever come to a star apart
from Tom Jones he passed me in an airport does anyone know who Tom Jones
is and does anyone care Tom Jones the famous singer who's been going for since
probably the early 60s I would say and he's still going now famous British
singer powerful voice Tom Jones it's not unusual yes okay it certainly is unusual
sometimes it's very unusual why-why-why Delilah why indeed reversing
it I ask myself that question many times well I can outdo you you've met Tom
Jones I have met also met a big celebrity I've met Elspeth
Valentine there I am look way back in 1989 that's me believe it or not that is
actually me on the right honestly that is me when I was 24 years old and there
I am meeting a famous Australian star a star of movies and also TV programs
Elspeth ballantine yeah so there I I think that beats Tom Jones to be honest
well yes she was a big star in her time and what show was she in she was in many
shows many Australian movies and also a very famous TV show that was set in a
women's prison called prisoner cell block 8 I remember that that was a good
show it was a compulsive viewing a soap opera if you remember we used to sort of
set the video record every single day to make sure that we didn't miss a single
episode of prisoner cell block 8 Judah thought that a soap opera set in a
woman's prison would be compulsive viewing but it was very lucrative but
they've remade it now it's now called Wentworth so Wentworth is just a remake
of prisoner cellblock H so that is now a current TV show called right went
Wentworth there won't be as good as the original they never are okay so you're
looking a bit annoyed today is there is there a reason why you are looking
annoyed there is look behind me viewers I'm looking you see do you think it's a
bit plain I mean I've been on this show now how many times about five or six
times at least and all I get is a green cloth I mean there's a clock that's gone
up here but look at that tripods there's dust there's even a spider oven I can
see a spider up in the corner there a spider a spider this is all I get
I've got some lights now makes me look about 10 9 I have a strange feeling I
might be I might be having the spider on next week as a co-host as a replacement
for you thank you very much how's he gonna help you what what's your problem
what's your problem mister Stane I want something a
bit more glam look at you you're sitting behind this desk you've got all these
lights you've got letters all around you you've
got a globe over there oh I got I still on screen I'm the star yes but you know
I'm getting lots of fan mail now surely I deserve better don't you think I
deserve better viewers ugh just look this this look look birthday cards from
your mother is not fan mail okay let's let's put this right now so you're
complaining that the background is too dull I think I deserve better than this
okay okay I'm going to put this right I don't get
paid much to appear just stop your complaining I don't have to get my own
coffee no just stop your complaining I'm gonna put this right just just a moment
wait there mr. Steve I think I should have what do you think I should have
behind me something a bit more glamorous like the black I don't know
a lovely mountain or something like that or stop complaining myspace here's
something to brighten up the background here it is there we go look at that
isn't that lovely so so this is what I'm going to have next to mr. Steve to
brighten up there it is just that looks lovely very there we go that looks
better is that okay a dried leaf it's lovely
it's very colourful but I should be thankful for small mercies what do you
think I think I deserve even better than this is that will I get out of just a
dead branch off a tree yes it is well here we are
and what are we doing today mr. Duncan what are we doing today to improve the
English of your wonderful viewers you seem very excited today I've had a
strong cup of coffee oh and don't forget my new health drink it's worked wonders
I'm sure I look ten years younger surely
oh is it time to get out the flags are you okay I'm fine I'm absolutely fine
I'm just so happy and excited to be here on your show again okay we've got it
we've got to make a serious point here now because today I am going to read mr.
Steve I am going to do a psychic reading a psychic reading so we need we need
some silence in the studio so don't say anything mr. what why are you doing that
I do that you just you just stand there you don't have to do this um what a load
of nonsense missus oh I see so mr. Steve you don't believe in
psychics well I've never let's put it this way I'm not saying that it's all
rubbish but I've never experienced it where it's you know somebody's done a
reading on me and we the thing is you can believe this I think the trouble is
you believe it and then it comes true because somebody's told you something
and then you believe it and then when something happened see they oh yes the
psychic was right but it probably would have happened anyway I mean they don't
ever say to you at ten past four you're going to fall down the stairs or
something there's never specific it's always very vague yes very very vague
things that could apply to many people do you know what they call that they
call it a cold reading a cold reading so a cold reading is when you just go up to
a person and you you are supposed to to know things about them without knowing
who they are or any information about them so it's called a cold reading so so
some people are very skeptical of the the the the clairvoyance and the
psychics and the mediums that's another expression you can use
medium as well psychic so what are you going to why why do you want to do a
psychic reading I just imagine we'll have a go cuz apparently my great
grandmother my great grandmother had the gift she did she had the power of
psychicness she was
psychic she wants and and people in the neighborhood used to come to my great
grandmother's house and she would sit with them at a table and she would read
their hands and she would read the cards and she had this crystal ball a large
crystal ball and and this this is the story that I was told about my great
grandmother I don't know if it's true because I never saw it for myself
I was only very little at the time I was just a little baby but apparently she
used to take the crystal ball she used to take it in her hand and then the
crystal ball would go up her arm and over her shoulders and then down the
other hand so it would go from this hand to this hand on its own sounds very
scary to me and there are people who witness this the nays they said even my
mother my mother told me this story you see she said your great grandmother she
she had some strange abilities and she used to do this and people would come to
the house and sometimes the windows would open on their own they would
suddenly open and the curtains would blow they would move by themselves
sounds a bit scary so what I want to find out is if I if I have a little bit
of this if I have some of the the psychicness in my gene but you know a
lot about me anyway so that's going to be interesting if you come up with
something new mmm I think so so here we go
psychic reading coming up I have to just just get myself into my special place
how's this helping people's English I wonder what's he doing over there
um oh I'm getting something I'm getting something mr. Steve yes
mr. Steve I'm here can you hear me I can hear you I'm getting a vibe it's coming
up my right leg and oh oh it's that spider that was nice
do you own a pair of brown shoes I'm seeing brown shoes
brown shoes brown shoes yes I do mr. Jung there we go I'm psychic I've got a
pair of brown shoes a psychic I had the power everyone I have the power did you
do did did did did you do it dude okay nothing credible another one okay then
okay I'm getting another vibe coming through did you change your underwear
yesterday ah yes mr. Duncan I did too - there we go
two out of two brilliant I think I might be psychic I would give up teaching
English and become a psychic medium a sci-fi with you you can make a fortune
you gotta charge me 50 quid for that I almost I am psychic I am sometimes also
a pain in the arse maybe yeah maybe a psycho Thank You mr. Steve for your vote
of confidence now we were going to go outside we were we were but can you
believe it it is now raining outside so the clouds
have formed I think it's in response to my program starting I'm not sure but we
have clouds we have rain and it's very unpleasant at the moment so sadly we
won't be able to go outside unfortunately we are talking about
clowns today are you afraid of clowns not particularly I think my theory
behind people being afraid of clowns is because somebody made a program years
ago with a clown in it that went around murdering people
I think after you if you put that in a everybody that is then scared of clowns
I don't think people are actually scared of clowns
well that's why we're talking about clowns today because the new version of
that story has just been released in the cinemas called it and it's a killer
clown a killer clown if somebody makes a program about a
clown and turns them into a murderer then people are probably going to be
afraid of clowns there's a pretty good chance that you're going to be afraid of
clowns yes I think so yes sir so if you show a clown and doing horrible things
some people might be afraid of clowns I think it's similar services I think it's
similar to somebody wearing a mask I think with somebody a clown has got lots
of makeup on so the expressions are a mask they've got a funny wig on so you
can't really tell what they're like underneath so it's the same as somebody
wearing a mask in a way so I think maybe a bit of fear comes from that is fear
the unknown something a bit different that's my theory so the fear of clowns
here it is here's the word do you know what the word is for the fear of clowns
mr. Steve clown Oh phobia you know actually you're not far off the fear of
clowns is called coulrophobia coulrophobia coulrophobia well phobia
means fear doesn't it fear of something's any but phobia in a word
that means your fright is fear of whatever that the other thing that comes
before it in the word so the so what what say it again what was that fear of
clowns is what phobia coulrophobia coulrophobia so color must be is that
Latin for clown or something or probably maybe it's Latin for red nose it could
be or or ass or a squeaky one of those things that they you know press on the
end and make it and they can make a noise from is that technical term for it
makes a noise you mean that one a-hole that's it
you couldn't remember horn I couldn't remember horn oh that's why I'm not an
English teacher and you are oh can you do an impression of a horn
ah I just copied you oh you have to do the squeeze as well do the little
squeeze ah whether after three mr. Steve do it again dude do your impression of a
horn go on one two three ah it's like it looks like a sick duck it's very hot in
here by the way today oh it's very hot in your studio today that's right last
week it was freezing in here not today it's very I'm perspiring I
need a I need something to oh here we go let's try this need something just took
dab myself down a bit oh hi Steve do you really want to know where that that
towel has been that's a house that's been in some very interesting places I
guess get rid of it everything your rattle now but you know I'm very hot
perspiring sweating whatever mr. Steve is on I would like some of it please in
a big box so come on I told you it's my health drink cut us
out of our misery here is the health drink so this is what mr. Steve is
drinking at the moment can you show us a sample yeah can you show us this is it
oh wait there a minute can you see that they can see it now yes yes so what is
it it's not blood it's not blood good it's a sweet it's a fruit that's been
squeezed till the juice comes out of it I know the feeling and it's not grape
juice if anyone was it looks like grape juice it's not red grape juice it's in
fact pomegranate juice y ou feel full of energy I'm raring to
go for the next section of your show mr. Duncan let me just drink some more
courses vodka in this as well but Oh among other things so that's it was so
why pomegranate why I don't know III like these health
fads if somebody says to me if I read in a magazine that something is good for me
I'm a sucker for that and I'll often try it out pomegranate juice is supposed to
be full of antioxidants like blueberries that's another one or prunes and that's
supposed to keep you young that's the idea behind it the problem with prunes
if you eat too many prunes youuuu let out a lot of a lot of gas not on this
show no I just hold it in until it goes up into my stomach and then he goes yeah
you ought to your hey mr. Duncan after this show he's been holding in a lot of
gas for two hours and believe me it all comes out right I literally fly around
the room like a whoopie cushion I'm holding you and all all the gas you
see you can see its stomach now it's inflating okay I think we've suitably
lowered the tone yes Tommy granite pomegranate juice is what I've been
drinking this week a lot of it and as a result of that I am now full of energy
of course it's not that it's the six cups of coffee I had before I came on I
think so so we can we can officially say now that you didn't actually meet Harry
Potter star Daniel Radcliffe you didn't I didn't he was in the hotel somebody
saw him from the party I was with but I didn't actually meet him I don't know
what I would have said to him anyway I'm not a particular fan but I don't think
I've ever watched a Harry Potter but Harry Harry Potter Harry Potter though
that's a very different movie Harry Potter that is that's a very different
movie I must have must have poof on the brain
again again we've got down to poop everybody we we made it we made it
one hour 25 minutes we made it that far without saying poop do you think people
know do you know what a potty year do you think people know what that is potty
is is what a baby does it's poop and pee pee into so when a baby is learning
not an actual baby of course nada not a baby but but an infant so when an infant
is learning to use the toilet they sit on a little potty yes
a small toilet that sits close to the ground anyway let's change the subject
please yes so here's something I want to try
today we've got some animal sounds now what I'm going to do today mr. Steve I'm
going to give you the names of the sounds I'm just reaching over to get the
pieces of paper I've spent I spent many hours this morning preparing this so I
hope it goes well that's what we're doing so here we go here we go so these
are I will give you an example here's the first one so this is the sound that
an animal makes right and maybe we can even do the sound as well if it's
anything like your horn impression we're in trouble
I might put my dark glasses on yeah I might put my I might I might put my
passport in my back pocket and leave the country here we go then here is the
first one so right are you ready mr. Steve I'm ready here is the first one
bleat bleat bleat do you want me to tell you what I think it'll eat so what what
animal or animals because it might be more than one animal so what animal will
bleat that would be a lamb I believe that right a baby sheep a lamb yes but
there's this not just not just not just a baby lamb baby horse baby horse baby
porcupine any baby anything baby anything you're saying baby anything
okay so bleat bleat is an a sound that's made this is going well so far isn't it
at least bow bleat bleat got it on the screen I have a from here I'm holding up
a piece of paper with bleat written on it so here we go
bleeped is the sound made by sheep giraffe giraffe giraffe yes did you know
that did you know that giraffes bleat I've never been close to a baby
giraffe yeah sheep giraffe and deer deer they saw a
deer I didn't tell you this I saw a deer at this hotel this week they had a giant
they had a big golf course and I went for walk round it and there were deer
beautiful and round ones you've never seen brown ones before around deer
I found a golf ball as well which I took I took the golf ball I've got it with me
it's upstairs really I took the golf ball I found it
in the grass as I was walking around this golf course for some exercise you
know technically that's theft I think it probably is I think it is you stole a
golf ball I think it's an even bigger I don't
think you're supposed to take golf balls off off the green you know you're eight
but it was in the rough grass so anybody who went to Bagshot hotel this week
played golf and lost a golf ball I've got it so once again mr. Steve mustard
mr. Steve found himself in the rough yes nothing so bleeped the first one so
giraffe or a lamb or what was the other sheep a sheep a sheep also bleats Oh
sheep bleats not a lamb so there general sound the sound that a sheep makes is
bleat are you going to demonstrate the actual sound to us mr. Duncan bear bear
that's very good I think I do very good animal impressions
okay that one wasn't so good so there we go that that is my impression okay so
here's the next one the next one mr. Steve yes I'm waiting Winnie Winnie
Winnie Winnie Winnie I've never heard of that can you
demonstrate the sound what well if I did that you'd know what anybody was that's
that's pointless what a point of doing that you would know what the sound was
if I if I made the sound you would say I know what the sound is I want the word
and and the animal who the name of the sound that the animal makes her whinny I
don't know a pig whinny Pig does anyone know out in YouTube land does anyone
know what a whinny is so Winnie what mean he makes the sow whinny
is it a horse oh thank goodness for that I was getting worried then I was getting
very worried and also a tiller says Aloha Taylor
Attila says horse as well so well done Attila thank you very much and also an O
do art says horse as well I'm sorry I'm going goodbye goodbye that was horses do
with their lips what the fudge was that I need that cloth again yeah I wonder
whether I need a bucket that's horse nips they do that don't they do do oh
yes horses they sort of go
I'm doing it away from the camera lens you noticed that yes I thought that was
rain so windy is a sound that's made by a horse
okay oh dear next one I'm exhausted I don't know about you I'm exhausted
I'm not my hair you think here's one that that might mean something to you is
that here's one that mr. Steve it's actually revolting mr. Steele yes gobble
gobble gobble gobble this is a word you might recognize
gobble okay uh in the context of the sound that an animal makes I take it so
that will be that's I was a chick you mad at me chicken I mean turkey that
turkey you got you've got chicken confuse with turkey turkey it's a long
neck long neck with a beak on the end that's hot and delicious white meat okay
we eat at Christmas I think it's a turkey
so you think Turkey you think that Turkey is the sound that's made by a
turkey show me Turkey turkey it is okay mr. Steve let's hear your impression of
a turkey gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble that I don't know what's and to
take ten out of ten here's my impression of a turkey please
don't kill me please don't kill me I know it's Christmas but please please
spare me please are you difficult to impersonate that
sound that's very good actually secretly I'm very impressed with your
impersonation of a turkey that was very good actually I'm slightly jealous I'm
slightly jealous of your ability to impersonate a turkey I'll be on this
Julie G says that is the most amazing the most amazing
icky sound ever in the history of the universe ah thank you very much yes well
yeah I have many talents one of them I know I think it's very good very good
impression okay here we go and another one another nice sound another animal
sound yes I'm sick of this game already I'm really sick of it I just want to go
home oh I am home here it is click click click click click click click is that
some kind of robot animal click it's an animal it's an animal that makes this
sound click click is it a bird is it a plane
no it's mr. Steve unfortunately click I have no idea what sound an animal makes
it would be called click I've never heard of that in my entire anyone
outside anyone outside in the world of YouTube some people have already gone
you see they've gone to watch a big fat guy apparently there's a big fat man who
lies on his bed all the time and he does a livestream so I think most of my
viewers today have gone to watch him so there's got to be more interesting than
this it has to be click so it's not it it's got to be a small I think it's a
small animal it won't be something like an elephant okay does anybody know
outside outside this room you know other than these two humans here talking to
you now anybody no I don't believe believe Square says rat no not a rat ah
slim says crab I know I don't good gaps I don't think crabs actually make a
vocal noise I've never heard a crab say anything to be honest lobsters do when
you put them in boiling water they make a hissing sound
they sorry no that but that's the sound of the the air escaping from under their
shell yes and it's also very terrible click yes crab that was a good guess
with their claws very good guesses good guess but it's wrong I thought it
would be but what is the answer mr. dome bananas on to the notes you're going to
you're going to kick yourself when you hear this the answer the animal that
clicks is dolphin oh yes making sounds and the water click go on mr. Steve you
seem to be the master of impressions so shall we have mr. Steve's dolphin on
pressure my god come on doing this flippers ladies and gentlemen that is
the reason why guns are outlawed in the UK getting even hotter in here now was
that anything like a dolphin I don't think so
it was quite good actually it's more I'm joking I need some more drink that isn't
it yes especially healthy but like most healthy things are we still on I am but
it's not very nice okay so click is a dolphin don't be sure I guess that one
thing well done you should have guessed adopt me what to do why should you have
guessed it do you have dolphins somewhere in the
house are you keeping dolphins in secret I mean behind the car or slipper we've
all seen programs with dolphins in so I should be able to go anyway never mind
that well-known TV show dolphin I was a program about a dolphin when I was
growing up a friendly dolphin that used to solve crimes is that fighter flipper
yeah I call him flipper flipper slippery fellow he likes to swim and go click do
you just make that up I just made that I thought you did but that's a program
called flipper and didn't he solve crimes used to catch criminals as long
as they were at sea of course their land he wouldn't stand much of a
chance re how does how does a dog fin solve crime but it used to I'm sure it
did I'm sure it used to sort of nudge up to people and up to the boats but it's
with its nose and it used to have a gun mister have a gun Steve mr. Steve for
the sanity of humankind please be quiet here is the next one I had a strange
childhood bellow bellow so what animal can you name the animal that that will
make the sound that we call Bello Bello Bello it's a loud sound loud I think
it's a large animal something like an elephant you think it's an L if I think
it's an elephant or or a dinosaur now we haven't got dinosaurs dinosaur I'm going
with elephant you just said dinosaur then didn't you we won't be a mouse did
you just say dine mr. Steve did you just say dinosaur tyrannosaurus would have
bellowed don't you agree it may be extinct but it would have made
a bellowing noise I only have so much patience Bello so what animal which
animal I think it's a I think well it's trumpet sound I think it's I think it's
definitely elephant okay that Tomic says rhinoceros ah yes
rhinoceros a rhinoceros is a very interesting creature
I love rhinoceroses if I could if I could keep a rhinoceros in my back
garden I would well it would I think they're lovely creatures it'd probably
be a good idea because they're nearly extinct because every way everyone's
after their horns for so called medicine and they're nearly extinct and and yes I
think you should keep one in your back garden might cause a few problems with
the neighbors is that it I think they charge cars don't they I'm
showing the answers already by the way was it rhinos
I know Souris yes rhinoceros a rhinoceros will bellow also moose as
well moose a moose a moose looks like a very hairy deer very similar aren't
lemur moose I think so yeah I always think a moose looks like a very hairy
deer Harry do you live in cold climate and of
course deer as well so deers also make a bellow sound do they yes
so they bleeped and also they bellow bleat and bellow bellow what what do you
think what do you think the bellow sound is what do you think it sounds like a
rhinoceros you want me to write the bellows sound what do you think because
it must be it must be like a trumpet do you remember when I used to suffer with
asthma I used to get terrible asthma attacks you did and when I suffered from
asthma I think it sounded a bit like that I think it's like like that do you
need your inhaler not now no ok good I'm ok this is not an asthma attack bellow
right no I didn't know yes rhinoceros good guess but it probably wasn't a
guest I bet I bet you knew that it was a rhino very good yes yes quite a few
people got that right well done well done rhinoceros in Rhino many more how
many we got left only 27 good just 27 left here we go you
is the next one we are guessing the animal sounds with mr. Steve live on
YouTube we're live right now thinking of all the ribbing to think of all the
amazing things you could be doing now instead of watching this just what I was
thinking another one mr. Steve Bray Bray ray yeah I should know this one ray is
it a goat Bray that's probably a bleat as well Bray Bray Bray
what will rain sound is it a goat have I said go to already heaven
Brett I don't know I'm going with goat but I think I could be wrong okay then
oh hang on it's a - is it donkey is this don't care I think it's a donkey don't
care Jamelia agrees with you Jamelia also says donkey so jamelia says donkey
attila says donkey mr. steve says donkey donkey the goat first then I change it
to donkey but okay I must have been coming through other people I mean
tuning in psychically to your to your listeners
maybe mr. steve is psychic maybe mr. steve has the gift yes well I was
thinking of goat and then suddenly donkey came to my mind it was a tiller
that this set came straight through through the ether into my brain you
weren't looking in the mirror where yeah thanks for that so show me Lane donkey
has the answer it is donkey dumb donkey I can't I've
lost count of the amount of times we've said donkey today also you can say
instead of donkey you could also say ass as well ass oh what a nice ass you have
mr. Duncan that's a lovely ass I couldn't help admiring your ass
it was lovely can I stroke it do you mind if I stroke your ass trust mr.
Duncan - I mean donkey lovely tone and I stroke your donkey that's what I meant
people don't believe would be that what an ass's shi jing says a donkey
sounds like Duncan oh ho ho funny so the sound of a donkey mr. Steve very quickly
the next one this is this is this is this is whether I'm going to do the same
thing that I don't want to be recognized anymore I think mr. Steve has decided he
doesn't want to be recognized anymore I think I will do the same thing wait
there okay I'm going incognito there we go we are now incognito no one will
recognize us in disguise we can do whatever we want
now and no one will know who it is because that's the trendy where to wear
glasses isn't it like that not when you do it I look tough now put it put them
back down for goodness sake that's better I like that that you look like
you're in an 80s movie that's what people in the 1980s did it's so 1980s a
lot of people did this Daniel Radcliffe was wearing a pair of these apparently
Daniel Radcliffe was wearing sunglasses even though mr. Steve didn't see him
I've got a table here with lots of props on it
okay then the next kind of nice to stand back
oh you've took I'm keeping my own I think I look quite cool in sunglasses I
mistake again back again do you know it's impossible it's impossible not to
look cool in sunglasses I think whoever you are what whoever you are if you put
sunglasses on you automatically become incredibly cool as long as you don't
walk into a lamppost because they're so dark you can't see where you going
you'd look you wouldn't look very cool then Anja Anja Matala says mr. Duncan
and mr. Steve looked like the men in black men in black press this button
he'll forget this entire lesson which is probably what you want to do anyway
press it quick I want the lights please please put to make this lesson go away
so I forget it it raised my memory of the last half an hour oh very good very
good we now know that mr. Steve has watched men in black here's a
suitable word this is a sound do you remember this what we're doing work
we're actually playing a game here but I forgot all about it yes you're you're
trying to get me to guess you're you're describing the sound of an animal you're
trying to and I've got to guess what it is
yes basically oh I've dropped one now sorry I don't mean I've dropped one I
mean I've dropped I've dropped one of these on the floor right what's the next
one mister don't clinics what is grown something that I'm doing now how many
people are watching is is there a counter telling you how now in - figures
- okay well actually what we match our viewers have gone solo they're actually
now in - figures it's actually now reading - so they're they're are not
just people not watching it were actually creating a vacuum on YouTube
we're actually creating a vacuum so here we go groan what makes a groaning sound
besides me today beside mr. Duncan a groaning sound oh these are all new to
me I don't know what animal makes a groaning sound okay now let me guess is
it a hedgehog no Hedgehog Hedgehog I don't know interesting guess so which
animal makes a groaning sound droning sound animal oh no it wouldn't be a pig
we've done horse wouldn't be a cat we know what that isn't be a dog a groaning
sound no go off air by the way in ten minutes
I'm waiting I'm waiting for something coming off in the middle ten minutes so
just this one of your listeners something must come to me let's both try
let's both go psychic okay mister thank mr. Duncan and mr. Steve psychic
concentrate
Oh rule over now I'm getting nothing I'm just getting mr. Steve mr. Steve
disappointing me we know why we're getting nothing because nobody's
watching no we have seven seven seven none really not right I'm joking
so groan what of that of our misery mr. doe I will tell you what is it is an
animal that is well known for having very large teeth large teeth now when I
say teeth I mean they look like teeth but they're not teeth cool is anybody
giving you the answer anybody a lot of people are trying Pig we have pig from
Xavier we have teeth bear from T ass shit because your name shi jing says rat
but but she jing keeps saying rap for everything fine right cheers a smarter
fine teachers is it a beaver oh all right yes
now I've never heard a beaver make a sound
so put us out of our misery mr. Duncan teller she watching a droning sound
Sheena juin says she'll believe square says Tiger the answer is it's walrus ah
so you were very close with seal yes very very close but a walrus has those
teeth those big teeth that stick up like that so yes walrus walrus walrus and the
sound of a groan is
like that I think I'm gonna put these back on all right that's it I'm not I'm
never taking mine off a game my glasses these sunglasses are staying on forever
trust me okay here's a hard one thing are you ready for a hard one mr. Steve
come on this is a hard one it's not very big though so don't worry who it is
drill drill drill a trill right immediately I'm thinking bird
immediately a bird is coming into my mind okay then
trill which animal makes the sound trill budgerigar I know there's a there's a
there's a food you can get for a budgerigar called trill I think that's
the only reason I said that apparently apparently walruses their teeth go
downwards not upwards I did that you see I did that but apparently walruses their
teeth go downwards well that's because that's because the walrus that I saw was
lying on its back you see that's the reason why you stand corrected mr.
Duncan someone has corrected you come on trill
trill it's got to be a bird or it could it could be it could be a mouse curry
could it be a mouse or a rat we've had yes I'm thinking now I'm thinking it's
got to be a bird you think it's a bird yeah is it a bird there's a bird trill
the answer is they doomed raccoon raccoon raccoon trills
okay it trills a raccoon I like raccoons they look like little
robbers they got little patches on their eyes a picture for us I do I have a
picture what do you think this is the David David Attenborough show raccoon
maybe you could draw one here somebody told me you were quite good at art so
mr. Steve I'm trying to do a David Attenborough impression here in the
wilds of Much Wenlock we come across two range animals one of them very spotty
the other hairless they are very curious creatures raccoon is he's ready soon
raccoon okay David Attenborough if anybody who's watching doesn't know who
that is is a famous naturalist everybody knows your Davis everybody nice on earth
everybody knows David Attenborough he's made that's his famous program life on
Earth everybody knows David Attenborough he's
very famous everybody knows him but that was nothing like him
shut your face last one let's hope this is your last one now because we're going
in a moment so we're actually going in a moment can you believe it this is taking
so long it has taken a long time oh here's a good one I think this one could
could actually refer to you and I chatter chatter chatter it would appear
that we have been chatterings a lot today an animal that makes a sound that
is described as a chatter that's got to be a sociable animal I'm thinking is it
a meerkat something like that a meerkat
apparently I spelled raccoon wrong apparently there's there's two seas and
two O's in raccoon did I spell it wrong I didn't see that I spelt raccoon wrong
wait there a minute actually put that right for you before you start
complaining why do you know there how do you know they're right you could be
right and we need a dictionary forgot a dictionary in this room know that they
said they saw it in a dictionary there it is there for those who are wondering
raccoon has two seas and two O's you were a bit rushed I came in he was
frantic earlier because he was late trying to prepare everything and he must
have written that down very quickly and and we forgive you mr. Duncan for making
that a mistake I've lost the thing now I've lost it
I've lost the oh we were talking about an animal that makes the sound chatter
so there it is I found it again there it is chatter what
which animal chatters the sound that they make is called chatter anybody know
anybody know does Haley we haven't got long IIIi don't know why I'm thinking me
a cat I think it's a sociable animal it could won't be yes sociable animals that
made lots of noise your your answers to everything is meerkat that's the first
time I said me a cat no you say it a lot no trust me he says me a cat all the
time so chato which animal likes to chatter it is a
type of bird it is not a parrot it is a bird well done and a tiller has got it
right a tiller got it right you didn't miss the story clever mr. Steve didn't
get it right it is a bird it is a type of bird it is a magpie magpie well done
well done Attila well done we would having Alan we
were giving out prizes I think a tiller would have won at least three don't
mention prizes we don't give prizes out it's pencil that could be a prize come
on mr. Steve I'm trying to give a round of applause here man's it time for me to
go yet it is time for you to go sadly mr. Steve parting is not such sweet
sorrow if I was a slightly quoting Shakespeare there what you want was am I
going to give a clue as to what you might be showing me doing next week yes
next week we are doing something very different next week aren't we yes and I
shall give you a clue as to what I might be doing during this week
that mr. Duncan will show on his program next week quick hurry up down here hurry
up chop-chop mr. Steve there we go that's a clue I'll be doing something
with this or several similar packets of it during the week I gave actually if
you watch one of them the Duncans live lessons from two weeks
ago when we were outside the answer is in there but I shall be using sugar and
I'll be making something ah that'll be exciting actually the answer also has
been shown today shall we have a quick look at one of mr. Steve's flash words
in fact let's have let's have a flash phrase from mr. Steve we're going it
outside and there is a clue also in this video clip taste of their
own medicine
the phrase taste of their own medicine is an English phrase that means to
punish get even or get back at someone by doing the same cruel thing they did
to others for example if a person treats others unfairly or is mean to you then
you retaliate by giving them a taste of their own medicine you might play a
prank or a trick on someone who enjoys doing the same to others you get back at
them by giving them a taste of their own medicine we can also say dose instead of
taste so you give someone a dose of their own medicine the expression refers
to the negative effect of taking medicine which is often unpleasant taste
of their own medicine hurry up mr. Steve quickly so there it is a taste of their
own medicine before we leave today let's quickly reveal today's mystery idioms I
did give you them earlier well done to those who got them right today is first
mystery idiom here is the answer now flash in the pan so there you can see
the comic book character the flash in the pan flash in the pan the meaning is
a short-lived fad or trend a bit like mr. Steve's
pomegranate juice if something was fashionable for just a short time we can
we can say that it was a flash in the pan and the second mystery idiom the
answer is choo-choo gravy train gravy train the
meaning to make a lot of money for doing very little a cushy situation where
little effort brings great reward for example the BBC gravy train
controversial mr. Duncan so there the answers to today's mystery idioms this
is very unusual because mr. Steve is still here and we are about to finish
today I don't thank you thank you mr. Steve right I'm gonna let you wrap up
the show wrap up the show right I'm off but I've got to take something what bye
see you next week
what what just happened then I don't know what just happened then something
very strange happened I I thought I saw a Donald Trump for a moment there it
couldn't have been that's impossible thank you very much to
all those who have got in touch today it's time to go thank you for the
company today I really do mean it and I love it when you join in on the live
chat as well it's so good to see you here I will of course be back next week
mr. Steve and myself we will be doing something special next week as well
something a little special thanks for joining me
Thank You Eugene Thank You ute our Thank You Ally a mare who says do not eat too
much sugar mr. Steve well mr. Steve next week we'll be using sugar to make
something next week that's all I'm saying for now Thank You Ally
Thank You Eleanor and also thanks to Shi Jing who is watching in China I believe
Helen oh thank you very much mr. Duncan Rosa Esther Attila thanks for joining me
for the past two hours this is mr. Duncan in the birthplace of
the English language saying thanks for joining me today
talking to you as live as live can be and also thanks to mr. Steve as well who
is now walking around the streets pretending to be Donald Trump see you
next week have a great week stay safe and of course you know what's
coming next
ta ta for now 8-)
apparently she Jing is watching in London at the moment
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