(Bloo waiting)
(Fidgety hands from anxiety)
Okay, when she comes in say "AYEEE WA$$UP MAN" "Say ho-"
Ha, fuck… "Say ho-"? (Fr?)
Yup
"WA$$UP man, say ho"? (In disbelief)
(Denial) How am I supposed to say it? "Say ho-"?
"Say ho! Ho!" Just do it twice like this
(Is this a concert)
That's it for now
Okay
BGM - Drive Thru by Bloo
Links in the description
And also check out Loopy's WA$$UP I'll put the link down too
I am subbing this on a flight to LA laughing like a lunatic help
Brace yourselves
4:53 PM Blind date part 1 begins (She's here..!)
(The date is here - don't cry y'all Bloo said she has a boyfriend)
Okay, let's do this "WA$$UP" a careless, chic "WA$$UP"
"Hey, WAS$$UP man" (he did it..!)
(What..?)
"Say ho-"
"Say ho-"
"Say ho! ho!"
(How am I supposed to react..)
Hello, I'm sorry Hello
(Puppeteer having fun)
"Ah- why are you so late. Did you take a shit?"
"Why… why are you so late…."
"Did you take a shit?"
(Our boy Fla likes talking about pooping)
(Ah, this ain't gon be easy)
What is your name?
My rap name is Bloo And my real name is
Hyunwoong, Hyunwoong Kim (Trying real hard to be normal)
(No, you ain't) "What do you think? Isn't it cute?"
"What do you think? Isn't it cute?"
What? You? What? Yes, me.
(Bloo's suffering = Fla's happiness)
Did you wait for long? No, I didn't. Maybe 2 hours?
I was here in advance (for prep)
"Ah, then did you poop for an hour?"
Did you eat?
What? Yes, I did
(Menu is here)
Beer? Sure!
(Mission 1 clear by luck)
(This guy had 6 bottles of soju last night - someone go smack him please)
Do a spin before sitting down on your way back
Hah-
Do a witty one
(A witty spin + they dubbed an audio from a figure skating commentator)
(Moment of silence for him y'all)
(Fla is happy)
*sighs* But I heard you know about the concept so…
If I act retarded, that's not me…
Is it not?
It is. It's mixed.
(Cheers after all the troubles)
(Having a break)
How long have you been in Korea?
Now about a year and a half?
"Have you ever been to LOS ANGELES?"
Have you ever been to LOS ANGELES?"
"LOS ANGELES"…
Yeah, LOS ANGELES
What kind of work brought you there?
Wha-what kind of work brought you there?
Ah.. I am a flight attendant, so I've been a few times
"I'm cute like this, right?"
I'm… (speechless by how caring Fla is)
(Having a time of his life)
Uh.. I'm cute like this, right?
Hah… Fuc-…
Ah, you can't swear (chill)
Ah, you are not answering to my question
Ah.. you are cute…. (I sense sarcasm there)
"Uh, do you know this song?"
Do you know this song?
No, do you?
No, me neither
"I think the song is cheerful"
I think the song is cheerful
"Shall we dance?"
Shall we dance?
Your tattoo is pretty
Do you know what it is? Deadpool
He's my favorite (he sounds like my 5 year old cousin)
(Opportunity to clear a mission) "I have one on my knee"
"I have inflammation… it's a bit bumpy. Would you touch it?"
I have one on my knee.
It's bumpy. Would you touch it?
No, I don't really want to.. [Insert the "I want to touch him tho" pic from 42 party]
"Can you be like 'there, there'"
Can you do a "there, there" for me
"Say ho-"
Say ho-
(Satisfied)
(What is wrong with my karma)
Ugh… come on you crazy fock (It's fock for Bloo not fuck)
Ah, did she touch his knee? What happened? I can't see
Roll up your sleeves, flex em muscles
Be like "Ah- why's it so hot"
Isn't it hot in here?
What? We are in front of the A/C. It's cold.
"Ah, why is it so hot" and roll up your sleeves (따악-)
"Ah-" (This is officially R-rated)
"Ah…" (PG-13 version of Nafla's Ah)
If you cleared the knee touching mission,
Raise your right hand, if not, left
(Raises his left hand - sneaky)
I said left if not, so… (mission isn't cleared yet)
"Ah, why is my knee so itchy?"
(Granpa Bloo having a bad knee day.. is it gon rain?)
Keep on scratching your knee a bit
(The "Please help" stare)
"Ah, the inflammation must be still there"
Ah, the inflammation must be still there
I'm not gonna "there, there" you (cockblocked)
"Come on, touch here"
Touch it, for real
"Isn't it bumpy?"
Isn't it bumpy?
(FINALLY the knee mission cleared)
No? I can't tell.
Then it must be fine
"It was just itchy I guess"
It was just.. it was just itchy I guess
(Dear god please)
I'm not like this… (escape attempt)
"My ideal type is…" (You ain't going nowhere)
My ideal type is actually someone who touches my knee well
Cheers
Um… *thinking*
Nice to meet you *cheers*
"You are buying this, right?"
You are buying this, right?
Ah, SURE *strong sarcasm detected*
"Ah, thank god"
Thank god
I only ordered Heinekens
I thought I was buying so.. only the cheap ones…
(Ah..ha?)
What is it there? A scar?
Yes. Since I was born (Then issa birthmark not a scar)
"Do you want to touch it?"
No *freaked out*
"It's a bit bumpy"
It's a bit bumpy
(Smiling from ear to ear)
(Bottles and bottles already)
Let's drop the formality
Really? Okay. Both of us then.
Okay
"How many relationships have you been in?"
How many relationships have you been in?
A little too many
Too many?
Not THAT many
How about you?
Maybe five?
"*sighs* I really loved her…"
I really… loved.. her… (Nafla…)
Try being a bit teary
"Ah.. sorry. It made me think of her"
Sorry, it made me think of her
I wonder how she's doing
(The date is going to the restroom)
(Half time)
Ah-
Going well?
Going WHAT?
We are having a talk soon
(Successful provocation)
There are.. stop talking about pooping
Fine
Ah, me? I should use the restroom, too
My mic is still on…
~For artist protection~
What a lively sound
Spin twice
(Professional spinner now)
"Ah, I'm dizzy"
Ah, I'm dizzy (because of you, Fla)
Let's drink
Which one? I'll bring it over
(Wait they are drinking more?)
Walk in a hiphop style
(Hiphop walk by Bloo)
To the beats
"Uh, sorry. I have a hiphop nature"
Ah, sorry. Hiphop nature.
I need to walk to the rhythm
Hiphop nature…
"What do you want to do after drinking?"
What should we do after drinking?
"After drinking, I have this secret hideout"
Do you want to go to my secret hideout after this?
First time with you, special and all
"I'll show you my rap there"
I'll rap for you there
Reminder: She has a boyfriend. Bloo said in his live.
He was all like "Does that make y'all feel better?"
Well… if you say it like that... how can we not..
BGM - wanna go everywhere by Bloo
I'm landing in LAX rn
I want to sub Loopy's but I might have a heart attack from watching his episode
No, it's not from the cringe like Bloo's episodes
2 down, one to go
Wish me luck
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