Waching daily Sep 24 2017

Keithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey -Hi

Oh, who's that handsome looking guy right there?

I don't know

Someone just blessed my feed

How fun, but um are you ready for a new challenge because I have the perfect one

perfect one because

You know how good my acting skills are, well my poker face are just as good

Yeah, um we did the other challenge like a few hours ago?

We need content, okay? We're sorry guys. But we're going to give you content so it's the last thing we do

but yeah, I thought that today we can do because I've seen like a

people like PewDiePie and Markiplier. Those cool gaming guys

Yes! -Cool guys? -They do something called

Yeah, they do something called...., you don't know what gamers are?

I know, but... I don't like Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie, more like pukiepie ( I'm so sorry guys I'm a mean person)

Don't sue me!! Don't sue me

Hahah yeah, pewdiepie's going to sue you

No no, I'm going to get so much hate! I'm so sorry

I don't like watching gamers"!!! I'm so, ah okay

He's boring! They do something called

Try not to laugh challenges so I thought

that we could do the same

Search up some funny videos of us on YouTube and then try not to laugh

Which is really hard because I know you guys are so good at making those amazing crack videos

They suck

They don't suck

They swallow ;))

( Keith is an ass in this video I'm sorry )

Okay you already have to crack open

I like that one because it has

Colorful flags let's let's watch that one

Okay, and if you smile or laugh I'll write down like,,,

negative points

Okay, ready set

goooo

( Keith failing at being emo )

I was so emo I'm so sorry

Look at that face

You faileeedddd

*Gays fighting*

*Please stop flirting omg*

*I don't even know what to say*

Okay, half a point? -No

Let me go

I'll write it all right, okay?

There! I wrote it! Now, play it! Because that is an iconic line

We live in a world where millions of people go every day without touching my shit you alone have the power to stop touching

My shit oh

( Side note: The Keith cosplayer loves Miles so she was freaking out on the inside during this )

Jesus Jesus loves gays welcome to Bible study

( Keith lost, but shhhh. It's our secret now )

( The video is how Keith feels on the inside)

( Lance chill )

( Idk how to comfort )

Dance partyyyyyyyy

( Emo mode: On )

( Fun drinking game: Count how many times Keith said "I'm sorry" in this video

( Miles fanboy <3 )

Should we call Pidge?

Why?

Didn't you hear what she just said?

Huh wha?

Pidge are you okay?

Do you need your parents? I can call your parents

Let's go

( Dance party 0.2 )

( Save Keith 2k17 from cringe Lance 2k17 )

You have to admit, he's kinda hot

What

He has wonderful here I

Really wonder what shampoo is using I gotta ask him sometimes

Ask you what your food is using

Come on

You don't just walk up to someone who isn't on your team and ask

shampoo they use

Like why not what shampoo do you use? That's so?

It's not personal. It doesn't normal question so what shampoo do you use?

I

Don't even know the one in the shower

You have you shouldn't have your own shampoo huh your own shampoo no, which one do you use I?

really, hope you're not using mine because

Boy is used mine Shampoo

Just don't use my shampoo or any of my products because I'll be really mad, and you don't want to see me when I'm mad

Because I can fuck you up

Come on

They live on the Rexxar path

Name is solaris little spoon come on what I don't get is why people

shift sky and

Shiro like sure I'm lazy

What sure is amazing? Why the fuck just people ship this amazing she rode daddy?

huh bus oh

Just whip this around

That's it, but I mean

Kid come back. I mean I'm like fooled Shira. I mean his

You're so gay

No homo

No

That doesn't make

Yes, it does. It's a golden rule if you if you say no homo after you doing something

Oh, my it's no so you can kiss me, and then you can just say no homo not it's not a kiss

Yeah

Apparently how it worked when they do we did the Polka game

You said this percent and never happen again no homo, and then we're gonna never happen

So it works, well you did

Say it again

You know

Ya know

Why do you even like him I don't like him he's my enemy but

he's good hair and

Grace given any love. He kind of looks like a cat a cat

You like you having some sort of test Keith

No no fucking him up no no no no I'm not a fairy fairy. Yeah

I'm not afraid. Okay. Don't don't think we're it's tough. I'm not a fairy okay

Okay

You know when I say hey man a pretty I didn't say that

No no I'm stretching Oh searching not yeah sure I was stretching

You

For more infomation >> [Cosplay] Lance vs Keith; Try Not To Laugh Challenge - Duration: 14:53.

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Conan Trains With The Women Of The Israel Defense Forces - CONAN on TBS - Duration: 2:21.

Ladies, the point of this exercise

is to see if I am fit for the Israeli Army, is that correct?

Yes.

I have quick moves.

(laughter)

Wow, nice.

Will any of that be good in a fight?

A fight with clowns.

(laughter)

You're a mess.

What do you mean I'm a mess?

You're supposed to build up my confidence,

not say I'm a mess.

You know, if a battle started now,

I would be, all day, putting on this kneepad.

I'll be right there, you got them!

Almost there, hold on!

Almost there and the battle's over.

The battle's over.

Oh my gosh.

Let's be honest, I look like a chef.

Alright, what do I do first?

Climbing over a wall.

I gotta get over this wall my first shot?

Yeah.

You know there is another way, you mind moving aside?

Look at this.

(applause)

Yes, very good, use your legs.

Up, up.

Adin!

What?

Adin, get in here, hold my legs!

Adin, yes!

Adin!

Adin!

Push!

On my ass!

Push!

Feel that.

I don't have?

Oh god.

Okay.

Feels good.

Wait, I can't walk!

Yes.

Yeah!

It's amazing.

Almost finished.

Look, I got a cut!

I got a cut!

Call the helicopter!

Look at that!

(somber music)

For more infomation >> Conan Trains With The Women Of The Israel Defense Forces - CONAN on TBS - Duration: 2:21.

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New Finis Iso Paddles - Duration: 8:41.

- Forces your hand into a position that is more stable

and...

- That's Kim.

She's not interested.

- You've met me before.

- Surprisingly, Trainiacs, that run...

- Morning, Trainiacs.

I got back from Interbike 2017, yesterday,

to a gigantic freaking new triathlon Terran Headquarters

concrete pad.

- Did you not see that, yesterday?

Look at that pad.

That's huge.

It's enormous.

- I was not expecting it to be that big.

And, I got home to this little package

from my pals over at FINIS.

FINIS? FINIS? FINIS?

The swim gear company that I've got tons

of stuff in my swim bag, from.

This is not sponsored,

this is not paid,

so for everyone that was in the comments this week

when I did that bike video on the parts Gomera bike,

and they're like, "Oh, this is so paid for."

No, it wasn't paid for.

It was the only tri-bike at Interbike

outdoor demo day.

Lay off.

Unless you wanted me to become mountain bike tearin',

that was the video you were gettin', sorry.

Oh, a swim cap.

Goggles.

But, this, is the main business

of what they want to send me.

I've been hearing about this for, like, two months, now.

These are the new FINIS ISO paddles.

And they're called ISO, because they isolate.

Well, maybe it's ISO.

ISOlate parts of your stroke, depending on how you use it.

So, let's try this out.

Oh, supposed to insert my middle finger, before.

(sighing)

Oh, OK, you put your middle finger in through

the middle slot, like that, and there's no band,

like all the rest of the paddles that I've got,

to keep it on my hand,

and the idea is that...

Why does it go backwards?

Got it, got it, got it.

So, you can put it on like this,

or you can put it on like this.

You see what happened, there?

You just flip 'em back and forth,

and what happens, apparently,

is that when you flip these little fins, here,

to the inside, with the gray on your right hand,

the yellow on your left, you start isolating

your inside muscle groups.

So you're isolating your pecs, and your biceps.

And then when you go the other way,

you're isolating your outside muscle groups,

so your triceps, and your traps, up here.

And the story is, is that it's pretty unstable,

so as you start swimming, it actually

creates turbulence and forces your hand into a position

that is more stable, and a proper position catch.

Hm.

Interesting.

Kind of...

Kind of an interesting thought.

And you know what, what happened with FINIS,

the Freestyler paddles, the ones that are flat,

and they've got the keel along the bottom,

those are the paddles that taught me how to enter

into the water properly, so, they tend to make

interesting stuff that is like kinda simple

on the surface, but it's simple and effective,

if that makes sense.

Like, the minimum amount of technology needed

to teach good stroke mechanics.

So, so thanks, FINIS.

Expect a full review on these over the next month or so.

Not bad.

Just a molded piece of plastic.

And now, I have really no excuses left

not to go on a soul-crushingly long brick workout,

in 10 degrees celsius weather.

So, I gotta get some wheels on this

and...

(exhaling slowly)

Four hour workout today.

(electroswing music)

Whoa, surprisingly, Trainiacs,

that run went well.

That brick workout is basically identical

to something Pat gave me,

about two weeks ago, that crushed me,

and given that I just flew back from Vegas yesterday,

18 hours before starting that workout,

I thought it was gonna be a mess,

but it did OK.

Nailed the cereal.

Several people have asked me lately, what I read.

What I listen to, what kind of tunes I listen to

while I'm out on a long ride,

to keep entertained.

Well, I don't actually really listen to too many tunes,

unless it's a really short, intense, like,

a 45 minute tempo run, something like that,

where I wanna get pumped up.

But for the most part,

I tend to listen to podcasts.

Occasionally I'll listen to the a16z podcast,

because I like technology, I like knowing where our world

is going.

That's done by a venture capital company in Silicon Valley.

I'll listen to Ask Pat, Pat Flynn, an online

blogging, business kinda guy.

I love Dan Carlin's Hardcore History.

If you have not listened to Wrath of the Khans,

whew, totally worth the five or 10 bucks.

I'll listen to Freakanomics Radio,

because I kinda like hearing the flip side

of very common occurrences,

you know, the Gary V Audio Experience with Gary Vanderchuck,

I used to listen to a ton, but man,

the guy's got so loud lately,

it's just a fire hose of stuff that I can't sift through

what's the good and what's the bad,

so I haven't listened to it in a while.

How I Built This.

I love hearing about the stories of entrepreneurs,

the Kevin Rose Show, founder of Dig,

like listening to that.

Smart Passive Income.

Again, Pat Flynn, to learn about online business,

because don't forget, it's just been like a year

or two that I've actually been doing this, so...

I gotta learn it.

Social Media Marketing podcast,

it helps me be a better social media marketer,

because I also own a social media advertising agency,

Social Media Hour podcast,

This American Life, classic.

I have a hard time getting into that on a bike, though.

It's fairly dense.

Tim Ferriss Show?

Like, come on.

How could you not love The Tim Ferriss Show?

I love long-form podcasts.

And then on that note, Joe Rogan,

just prolific.

And finally, the Rich Roll podcast.

I think the Rich Roll podcast was actually the very first

podcast that I listened to.

Oh, and then when Lance Armstrong is doing it,

The Stages podcast.

So, that's mostly what I listen to.

Most of the ideas that I get for triathlon/terran things

are actually happening out on a long bike.

I don't wanna be like, listening to tunes, or like...

(percussion noises)

Where I'm totally zoning out.

I kind of want to like, get into a creative mindset,

and I find that the repetition of the pedal strokes, like...

(pedaling noises)

Helps kind of clear my mind and sort of like, meditative.

(sighing)

Yeah, so, that's what I listen to.

A few people have asked, lately,

about things like, what I listen to

what I read, book recommendations,

small little gear recommendations,

if you're interested in that,

hands free.

I got no hands, I got no hands to open the door.

(banging)

- Did I lock you out?

- I got no hands.

Thank you.

If you're interested in that,

that's Kim, she's not interested.

- I think you've met me, before.

- Comment below, what you think of it.

- What do you want them to comment about?

- I just told them.

- I didn't hear it.

- Well, you're going to have to watch the video.

OK, bye.

- I don't wanna watch the video!

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BURSASPOR 1-2 GALATASARAY | Rıdvan DİLMEN: "Galatasaray, Taraftarının İstediği Gibi Oynuyor" - Duration: 7:36.

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Neymar "Vive como un rey" - Duration: 3:14.

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Conan Visits Waze HQ In Tel Aviv - CONAN on TBS - Duration: 3:56.

Over the last 20 years, Israel

has become a tech powerhouse.

They often refer to Israel as startup nation.

Well, this is pretty cool, one of the companies

that got start here, Waze, you all know Waze,

it's how we all get around.

Waze started in Israel, they're in

that building right there, let's go.

Well this is pretty impressive, I've gone right to the top,

I'm talking to Guy and Fej, Guy,

you are the Chief Operating Officer here at Waze?

Yeah.

And Fej, first employee at Waze, right?

After the founders.

After the founders, yes, of course

and then you just saw the thing and you hung on.

Is that right?

That's right.

You've just been kissing ass since day one, haven't you?

You have quite an impressive operation.

Are these people working right now

or are they all mostly watching pornography?

How's it work?

What's happening here?

Are you working on a specific problem?

Where is this area that you're looking at?

You're just working on your route home?

There's a whole world out there that wants help

and this guy is just working on his route home.

Oh yeah.

I bet you tell people there's a traffic jam

when there isn't, so they go a different way

and you have an easy commute.

Have a quick question, why is the redhead

forced to sit in the back all by himself?

This is the kind of prejudice that

I've been fighting since day one.

Hey brother.

You should know it too.

Oh, exactly, yes.

Has any of you ever invited this guy to lunch?

Invite him to lunch, he's a person too!

Maybe you can invite me sometime.

That's not gonna happen.

They did a beautiful artwork of me there,

they took, is that the Wazer guy

and you turned him into me, that's just very nice of you.

I look like a very shy sperm.

I look like a sperm that isn't confident

he's gonna fertilize anyone.

Ah well, I missed out this time, maybe next time.

Is that a child?

I hear a child.

This is terrible, they have no humanity here at Waze.

They're putting children to work.

There are laws!

Alright, can I have everyone's attention please,

this will just take a second.

I love Waze, I think Waze is an amazing app.

But I do have one complaint, my kids,

they like this restaurant called, Milo and Olive, okay?

It's in Santa Monica, we go down

Pacific Palisades, everything's

going fine, we work our way down.

Then you guys have me take a right, right here,

on 14th Street, terrific, with you all the way, Waze.

Then you guys want me to take a left on Montana.

There is no light, you can't make a left,

and then my wife's like saying, "go now, go now."

and I'm like, "I can't go now, there's a car coming."

who's the person here, who's gonna make sure

I don't have to take, who is it?

She ran away?

You can't run from me!

I came all the way to Tel Aviv!

This is Los Angeles, this is the

Western part of Los Angeles and basically,

I'm gonna review very quickly.

My kids, there's this restaurant called,

Milo and Olive, they like it there...

Turkey meatball and that's lean protein,

which I like, you get good salads, the wife likes.

The problem is, everything's going great

until I have to take this left.

If you could solve this problem for me, that would be huge.

Consider it solved.

Who do I call when I have a personal

traffic jam that I need to take care of?

Is it okay if that's you?

I can be the one.

Okay, there's the big time change.

So I'll be calling you a lot like in

three in the morning, four in the morning.

I'll be awake.

Okay, so this is gonna be your personal number.

Okay.

And you're not gonna get paid extra for this?

Nope.

Okay, this is just something you have to do

for the rest of your life, even after you leave Waze

and go onto another business or start your own company.

You swear to do this for the rest of your life?

I do.

Oh my god.

Thank you so much.

For more infomation >> Conan Visits Waze HQ In Tel Aviv - CONAN on TBS - Duration: 3:56.

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Críticas Ao Just Dance 2018-Parte 01 - Duration: 12:59.

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BURSASPOR 1-2 GALATASARAY | Erman TOROĞLU: "Galatasaray'la Oynamak Çok Zor" | Youtube - Duration: 11:21.

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Spanish civil war song "At the Gandesa Front" English lyrics - Duration: 2:29.

If you want to write to me, You know where I am posted:

If you want to write to me, You know where I am posted:

At the Gandesa front, In the first line of fire.

At the Gandesa front, In the first line of fire.

If you want to eat well, cheap and in a good manner,

If you want to eat well, cheap and in a good manner,

At the Gandesa front stands an inn where you are welcome.

At the Gandesa front stands an inn where you are welcome.

At the entrance of this inn There is a Moor Mohammed,

At the entrance of this inn There is a Moor Mohammed,

That greets you: «Come in, fellow! What do you wish to eat?»

That greets you: «Come in, fellow! What do you wish to eat?»

The first dish which they serve are grinded grenades,

The first dish which they serve are grinded grenades,

The second one are shrapnel shells, To refresh one's memory.

The second one are shrapnel shells, To refresh one's memory.

If you want to write to me, You know where I am posted:

If you want to write to me, You know where I am posted:

At the Gandesa front, In the first line of fire.

At the Gandesa front, In the first line of fire.

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