(neon sign buzzing)
(phone buzzes and chimes)
- Holy shit!
One of the Stranger Things kids got a DUI.
- I thought you were taking my picture.
- Man, they grow up so fast.
- All right, let's put the phones away.
You know, there was a time when two people could go out
and enjoy a meal without bleeps, and bloops,
and you've got mails interrupting their every bite.
- You know what, you are absolutely right.
- Thank you. - Except about the
you've got mails.
That came outta left field.
- That's better, right.
- Yeah. - A real human connection.
No devices separating us. (phone chimes and buzzes)
(suspense music) - Holy shit.
- Emily. - Om my gosh.
- Phones. - No, no, no, no.
This is big.
North Korea... - Emily, all I hear
is phone, phone, phone.
Could you rip the morphine drip outta your arm already?
- Okay.
This feels really irresponsible.
- To live in the present moment?
The here and now?
- To be uninformed.
I mean, who knows how much longer the here and now
is gonna be here and now if North Korea...
- Ahem.
(phone chimes and buzzes)
- Okay.
Okay.
(phone chimes and buzzes)
Oh my God.
- So how was your day? (phone chimes and buzzes)
- Oh, Holy shit!
- Emily, you are addicted.
- This is real.
- What is more real, the fantasy world of your
electronic device, or a ripe orange, freshly plucked
from a tree in the south of Italy?
- We're in downtown Los Angeles.
- Than a ripe orange, freshly plucked from a Trader Joe's.
- Will you just please give me my phone?
There is serious stuff happening.
- You don't actually want it.
Believe me, I deleted Twitter from my phone
seven months ago, and I've never been happier.
- Just because you delete Twitter, doesn't mean
bad stuff stops happening.
- But they don't happen on my phone.
- Okay.
- You know what I like?
The smell of flowers.
(inhales deeply)
- What?
- And the sound of freshly baked bread.
(crust rips)
Listen to the bread Emily.
All right, I'm actually starting to realize
that I don't have anything to talk about when
I'm not telling people to put their phones away.
So I'll just do us both a favor.
- Thank you.
(gasps) Holy shit!
- World War Three?
- One of the Stranger Things kids body slammed a reporter.
- That's awesome.
(heart beating)
- Hey guys, thanks for watching.
Tune in every week as Hot Date gets hotter.
Nope, nope, nope.
We stop at shirt, we stop at shirt.
Oh, okay.
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