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Snuff - คืนนี้ (Official MV) - Duration: 3:08.
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Shady Companies Using YOUR Photos/Videos Without Permission | Theory - Duration: 9:20.
Before we get the video officially started, I want to make things very clear.
My intentions are not to hurt the company.
In fact, all of the information I'm about to present to you is available to the public
via their website, Facebook, etc.
So, these are all just theories and opinions, and you could be the judge for yourself what
to make of this information.
Imagine scrolling through Facebook or Instagram and seeing one of those videos that just stops
you in your tracks.
You know the kind of videos I'm talking about.
The clickbait ones you don't actively look for, but end up watching anyway.
Now, imagine seeing yourself in one of those videos.
Problem is, you didn't upload this video nor did you give anyone permission to use it.
So, you uploaded that face mask video about a year ago.
How did you find out that someone used it?
I logged on to Facebook.
Like you know, what people do and my friend tagged me in a video where I was in it
which was really weird.
Yeah I ended up messaging them about like this is my video.
You know ask for my permission and you can use it.
You know I sent them a nice message.
They didn't respond to me.
And does it bother you in anyway that they were using your image for this ad.
The ad doesn't really...It doesn't bother me.
What made me annoyed the most was what they were...The link that they had for someone
to click on to go buy that product.
I wasn't even using that one.
The company seems to be growing.
I think you can only do that for so long and only have you know certain people like me
that are just like whatever.
Lucky for Jeff, the video was removed.
He also didn't seem to mind that they were taking his video and using it for their ad.
The only thing he really wanted was to be credited.
But to be honest with you something still doesn't seem right about this.
Here's what we know.
Jeff's video was used to advertise a product from a company called Slay Love.
So, I'm looking at who is commenting, sharing, and liking these posts.
A lot of them seem to be people outside the US and for some reason, SoFlo too.
Many of the comments actually seem to be from real people.
People genuinely sharing this with friends, but also complaints about this company not
delivering on time.
In their video section, I noticed Guava Juice a youtuber with 10 million subscribers.
I doubt he was paid to do this, but nothing is impossible.
Unfortunately for me, he has way too many followers to see any kind of message I send
him, but I did notice that this ad left someone's Instagram or twitter handle on their video,
and that's this guy, Kieronthebarber.
So, I'm going to go ahead and attempt to reach out to Kieron the barber on instagram.
Um on youtube though he has about...Oh god that's bright.
On YouTube he has about 81 thousand subscribers and on Instagram he has about 97.3 thousand subscribers
so hopefully he answers.
Hi Kieron.
Did you give permission to a company called Slay Love to use your black mask video?
Okay so in the meantime I did find the original videos that guava juice and Kieron the barber
did and they're testing completely different products.
Right here I have a Purifying peel off mask, but this thing is no.
its not a normal ordinary mask okay?
This thing is the most painful mask ever.
Now, what I'm going to be doing here is, I'm going to be using.
I've tried many different black masks and I must say for me personally, Pilaten black
mask is definitely the one you must be buying.
So this ad is trying to sell you a face mask, but the content of the video is most likely
composed of people trying out different brands of face mask.
Pretty much he confirms that he did not give them permission to use this video.
FFS lol I'll message them.
The Facebook page seems inactive so maybe there were tons of complaints that caused
them to ditch this page, but I'm clicking this link and its leading me to this website
called Shop Sena.
Looks like they sell a variety of things and also that face mask that was advertised.
So, its possible that Slay Love just had a rebranding.
It changed its name from Slay Love to Shop Sena, but I'm looking at their facebook page
and wow.
Shop Sena has terrible reviews.
They only have 29 but all 29 of those reviews are one star.
The page does seem inactive, but all the reviews are recent so this company is still in business.
In summation the comments are composed of people complaining about late orders, almost
2 months late.
And the company actually being a Korean company posing as an American business.
It's highly likely that these companies are the same because a commenter said that
their bank statement says the transaction was made to slay love.
This is getting more and more bizarre because I'm looking at the website's FAQ section and
they say they're based in Los Angeles, but according to a lot of the commenters they're
based somewhere in Asia.
But that's not the weird part, the weirdest part is whoever created this site forgot to
edit this part.
In the defective product section they say this, Dapiz will cover related costs.
Who or what is Dapiz?
Same bad reviews.
I kind of see what's going on here.
Dapiz also has a website and it's leading me to this, Allurefy.
Same type of products.
Even the website layout is the same to Shop Sena.
Looking at the Allurefy Facebook page, and I can tell this is the one with the most likes
and engagement.
But for some reason they're promoting the Shop Sena
Who promotes their competition?
The only difference is this page looks like they're actually using hired actors to create
content to promote their products.
To add more to my suspicion that all these companies are actually the same, if you look at how
to return them, they all lead to a space in Valencia California.
I have several scenarios of what may be happening.
Jeff mentioned this one
They're affiliate marketing.
They're creating viral videos promoted via Facebook and Instagram ads, making people
click the link, and when an individual buys a product, they get a cut of the sale.
So they aren't actually responsible for the delivery process.
They're only making money by making you click the link.
Next scenario which I think is the most plausible, is that they're taking products from Asia
that may have otherwise been cheaper and flipping it.
That's the reason for the warehouse and why they're a bit overpriced compared to
the same products on amazon.
For example the Zhiym smooth 4 is 139 dollars on Amazon, but they're selling it for about
200.
The third scenario, is that this could be the same Asian company just disguising themselves
as an American business
So what's with all the aliases and different company names?
I'm guessing that Allurfy is their legitimate business.
They have the most followers with that account, the videos are hired actors and so forth.
These other aliases like Shop Sena and Dapiz are being used to promote content in a very
shady way.
Using other people's videos and images.
The advantage of that is free content without the work.
The allurfy page merely just shares these videos from Shop Sena and Dapiz, making it
look like they do not have an affiliation.
And if those pages get shut down, that's fine because they still have Allurfy.
And again, I'm not accusing the company of doing this.
These are just my theories based on I've seen that's available to the public.
If you have any theories of your own let me know down in the comments below.
Once upon a time small businesses were limited to advertising their services and products
on the local newspaper, bus stop benches, or their local radio station.
If you had a bigger budget, you could even get on TV.
One popular type of ad was the testimonial.
It's a powerful tool in advertising.
It showcases different types of people to convey a certain message, depending on the service
or product.
For example real people would convey that the average joe like you can use this product too
You want me to sit on this egg?
Okay!
Can't believe I'm doing this.
I don't even feel it.
It didn't even break!?!
Oh I was wondering about that.
Now that's a good cushion.
Experts give the product credibility and builds trust.
The majority of patients trying the lenses on take home trials and the whole process
takes about 5 minutes.
The list goes onto celebrities, individuals who switch from one competing company to the
next, and people with interesting stories.
The internet has taken testimonial ads a step further.
Get Casey Neistat to mention your brand just once in a video, and your business would get
a lot of traffic.
This is going to be a comprehensive review of this $1,500 electric skateboard vs. this
$449 skateboard.
Though there are many benefits to this newish opportunity, there are also many pitfalls.
In an age where people can pose as almost anyone they want, what can we really trust?
Just look at these deep fakes with Nicolas Cage in every movie.
And in an age where we post what we eat, what we just bought, where we were, how do we know
who has used our content to be someone else, to promote a product we don't believe in,
to support a candidate we didn't even vote for.
And if you're someone with a small following, is it even possible to stop it?
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This Is What The Kardashians Really Eat In A Day - Duration: 3:59.
Love 'em or hate 'em, the Kardashians are doing something right.
With their reality show, beauty brand empires, and meme-able moments, this ever-growing family
has the collective attention of fans world-wide.
And with those killer Kardashian bods, you might wonder just exactly how they "keep up"
with their diet.
"It's not just like, oh hey, I'm a Kardashian, so…"
Although they may enjoy a cheat meal (or indulge a pregnancy craving) here and there…
"Popeyes, oh my gosh!
Look they dropped off all this food to me!"
...We're dishing on what the Kardashians really eat in a day.
Breakfast of (reality TV) champions
Celebs run a tight schedule, so for the Kardashian-Jenner clan, it's important that breakfast be both
healthy and easy.
"I'm making my sister scrambled eggs because she's too tired to make it."
On her site, Kylie posted possibly the simplest and most delicious breakfast recipe: turkey-sausage
patties, pre-cooked rice, and eggs, all done in about 15 minutes.
Badda bing, badda boom - you're basically a reality star now.
Shake it up!
Remember that time Khloe got her killer fit-bod?
If you've ever found yourself wondering how in the world she made such a stunning transformation,
the answer is simple: This girl knows how to shake it.
"Ok, this one's not bad."
Kardashian's nutritionist revealed to Healthista, that Khloe starts each day with a nutrition-packed
breakfast shake of whey protein, almond butter, fruit, ice and water.
But Khloe isn't the only sister known for shaking things up.
Kim's Instagram is basically a subtle advertisement for various meal-replacement shakes.
The supermom even demonstrated her shake gulping skills on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
"I'm gonna give you a sardine smoothie."
Aaaaand we won't be needing the recipe for that one.
Hyped up H2O
We all know that hydration is key, but not everyone enjoys the taste of plain old water.
Fortunately, Khloe knows the struggle, posting in 2015:
"My current obsession is infused waters.
[...] Infused water can generally be any combination of fruits, vegetables, and herbs immersed
in cold water."
And according to her app, Kourtney amps up her water by infusing it with fresh lemon,
mint, and ginger, writing,
"When I make this water, the fresh flavors taste so good that I end up drinking even
more throughout my day."
Ladies who lunch
The only things getting more screen time than Kim's cry-face, on Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
are those mystery salad bowls.
"There is a phenomenon happening here and it's because of the Kardashians, right?"
According to Kim, the infamous salads are from a Woodland Hills, California restaurant
called Health Nut.
Kim says she and Khloe go for the Chinese Chicken Salad with extra avocado, Kendall
and Kylie order the Deluxe salad (no cheese or tomatoes for Kylie), and Kourtney keeps
it simple with a classic Chef Salad (also skipping the cheese and tomatoes).
Anyone else thinking only about cheese and tomatoes right now?
An apple a day
Kourtney gave fans the low-down on everything she eats in a day, starting from the moment
she wakes up.
According to her app, she takes collagen supplements every morning, followed by one tablespoon
of organic apple cider vinegar 20 minutes later.
She says,
"Both of these habits have a ton of health benefits that affect everything from your
skin to the way your body processes nutrients."
But if you're not a vinegar fan, don't worry.
Kourtney also bakes apple chips in a weekly batch, using thinly sliced apples and a sprinkle
of cinnamon.
Kardashian family favs
If you've ever imagined yourself sitting down to dinner with the K-clan, pick up a copy
of In the Kitchen with Kris.
The Kardashian-Jenner matriarch and author, Kris Jenner, dropped by Today to share her
signature chicken soup recipe with the show:
"This is my heart chicken soup, and this is what I make every time somebody doesn't feel
good, or it gets cold in California."
And even supermodel sister Kendall has a trick up her sleeve.
She whips up the world's easiest dish by tossing a box of pasta with a bag of frozen peas.
You'll have no problem keeping up with that!
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[TWICE](Peach Sister in Singapore)[日本語字幕] - Duration: 58:06.
Isn't it better without? No?
These are all weird. Can you do it?
Never mind.
It's weird here.
You want to turn the light off? OK. Once.
- This is better. - I think this is better. Let's stay this way.
Let me monitor this first.
- If it's weird... - Then we will do it again.
What is this?
Hello, ONCE fans.
Let's fix it like this. Like this.
- Hi. - Hello.
- We look very ugly. - We're in Singapore now. - We're in Singapore.
- Hey. - I don't think it's high-definition.
Come here.
- Let's go to that side. - Shall we? - Yes, there's no light.
- Right? - Yes, this is better.
This is better.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, my name is Momo. - Hi, TWICE in Singapore.
Hi, we're TWICE.
We're... What time is it in Korea?
- It's six. Korea is now... - One hour difference.
- We're one hour behind. - We came to Singapore yesterday.
We ate Chili crab and pepper crab.
And today, we've come to rehearse for
- the performance tomorrow. - That's right.
- You look super pretty. - That is right.
- You have to go this closer. - What's wrong with me?
- Right? Lighting is weird, right? - No, you look pretty.
- Look at my nose. - I think it's because of the bang.
Look at my nose.
- It looks OK. - Really?
Anyways...
It's been a long time since the two of us
- How long has it been? - Very long time.
It's been a very long time.
And the screen stopped.
We're making a comeback.
That's right. In July.
For the first time, we're coming back with the summer song.
- We are. - Shall we spoil something? - Why don't you do one?
Do you know when we're making a comeback?
July...
- We're making a comeback in July. - Yes.
And...
We're coming back with the summer song.
Very ugly.
We're making a comeback with the summer song.
And...
And...
It's our first time coming back with a summer song.
- I'm looking forward to it. - If you look at the music video
you'd know why we're all sunburnt.
We're all burnt. Including me.
My body is black and burnt.
Me too. I can't really see that.
Some members got their skin peeled because of the sunburn.
And we got traces of clothes.
The parts covered by the clothes are white, but the rest are burnt.
- So the music video... - Fans don't know where we took it, right?
Has it been announced where we took the music video?
As you all know, we took it there.
- It was super hot. - Yes, it was.
- My eyes... - Yes.
- You know. For Pocari Sweat commercial... - Yes. - For that.
- Yes. - We took it there.
Because of strong sunlight,
I couldn't open my eyes.
Although it was super hot,
it will look very pretty for the summer.
- I'm looking forward to the outcome. - Yes.
- And the song... - ONCE...
And the song itself is something that we haven't done before, right?
The dance and...
The dance was something that we haven't done before.
It wasn't easy.
And this time...
The one who wrote the song for us is an amazing person.
The one who wrote the lyrics.
It was very difficult to record.
It was very difficult to sing this song.
It feels like we've made a comeback.
Yes, I'm scared that I might make a mistake.
- I might. - It was very difficult for me to sing this song.
But I liked it because it was something we haven't done before.
Do you have any questions about the comeback?
"Is it high-pitched?"
There are parts with high pitch.
It's high there.
Yes.
It's not as high as "Heart Shaker".
It's relaxing to listen to. Right?
Don't you have any questions regarding the comeback?
I can tell you everything, but if you don't ask questions...
- It says that you're so pretty. - I can't tell you.
I can answer whatever ONCE fans ask.
I can't answer because you're not asking.
Dahyun is not burnt.
- Panda. - I know. Panda.
It's a blushed panda.
Blushed? So cute.
Mine's all red.
They are asking if I start the song again.
Well, I can't tell you this.
My answer is "Well". "Is there a dance break time?"
Dance break time?
- Dance break time? - There is, right?
Rather than a dance break time... How should we put this?
Instead of that, there's dance...
Parts where we dance.
- Right? - Yes. - I think we've done a V LIVE like this for "What Is Love".
- I think we have. - Right?
- For Acuvue. Haven't we? - Yes.
Any other questions?
I can tell you everything.
Why don't you ask?
You want to know the title of the song?
Do you know air hug?
- No, what is it? - Go on.
- It's in trend these days. - Air hug?
- Air hug. - Air hug.
You go like this.
And you bring it like this.
Where did it start?
- Mina, Sana, Momo. - Really? - Yes.
Try it. They'd love it if you do it.
Air hug.
- Hug. - Hug.
You've just hugged Nayeon.
No more questions?
We're making a comeback in July.
It's in summer concept.
Ocean. Summer.
It could be something horrifying.
- You don't remember? - No.
- You haven't watched it, no monitoring? - I have. - OK.
It could be horror.
Any more questions?
There's this as well.
Any more questions?
- In the album. - New songs...
Of course there are songs in the album.
Of course.
- Momo, please check if there are other questions. - OK.
I didn't hurt my arm. Why do fans say that?
Any more questions?
Please ask us questions.
Anything you're curious about.
They want you to show a highlight part.
There's no highlight.
- Actually we haven't done everything. - Let's show them just one.
Just...
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
"Nayeon, show us your abs".
"Did you change your phone?"
I changed it because it got broke.
I dropped it in water, and I couldn't turn it on.
So I changed the phone.
- Isn't it pretty? Red iPhone? - It's pretty. I recommended you that.
Yes, Momo recommended me.
"When will you release the teaser?"
- Teaser? We don't know. - I don't know when it would be out.
- It will be out before we make a comeback. - Soon.
- Soon. - Coming soon.
- What would it be? - We're all ready.
"Is it going to be refreshing and lively?"
- Of course. - Yes.
We're always lively and refreshing, TWICE.
It's very exciting.
Exciting.
TWICE is not excited.
We miss ONCE fans a lot.
We're coming back to see you a lot. Why? We can't do that?
- Isn't it a spoiler? - Why?
What kind of spoiler?
What? I don't know.
Many fans are asking what the title is.
We can't tell you the title. And it's very long.
- It's like this long. - Yes. - About this.
- About this. - This?
The title is super long, right?
The title is very long.
- And what else? - This is very quick.
It's too quick.
Any other questions?
- "Aren't you going to do the encore concert?" - Encore concert?
- Shall we? - We'd like to do it. - If you want us to do it.
- If you will come to see us. - If you come to see us...
I will share that with the company.
Anything else?
Happy birthday Tzuyu.
Any other questions? "Is anyone going to rap?"
- Well? Jihyo could do it. - Rap? Is there rap part?
- Is there a rap part in this song? - You are doing it.
Rap... Rap... I don't think there's a rap part in the song.
- It says, "Dye your hair". - "Is the title in English?"
It's in English, but it could be in Korean as well.
"Who's singing the killing part?"
What is killing part?
Killing part is always like this.
ONCE fans say what the killing part is.
I think Momo's part is killing part.
It's super cute.
At first, I didn't think that it's the killing part.
I heard Momo's recording and it was super cute.
Have we all made a comeback?
- Did we come back already? - We didn't tell them anything yet.
- Nope. - Momo is the cutest. Her part.
- Thank you. - Her part is the killing part in my opinion.
Thank you.
We ate ramyun.
I ate bento today.
Chili crab and pepper crab were good.
- I'm more into chili crab. - I thought that chili crab is better.
My favorite changed to pepper crab, but then I came back to chili crab yesterday.
- I think the taste differs depending on the restaurant. - I prefer chili.
Pepper crab is very good if you choose the right restaurant.
The one we ate after the concert last time was super good.
I ate almost two pieces.
- We ate like we're battling. - It's so good.
"Who do you think goes well with the concept this time?"
Chaeyoung.
- Rather than saying going well... - Rather than... - Her hair...
I liked it.
I think it depends on the scene in the movie.
- Yes, but... - Depending on the scene and the clothes.
- It's a bit... - In the movie, there's always...
- We always took personal shots. - Yes.
But we took it altogether. So I don't know what would be on.
- Don't you think so? - We don't even know what the movie would look like.
- We haven't seen it yet. - There was a concept
- for each member. - Yes.
- This time, we took it altogether. - There was no concept this time.
- You'd just want to go on a vacation if you watch us. - Yes.
It's going to be a song and music video that will make you want to go on a vacation.
- Hair... - I want to change my hairstyle, but I don't know how.
Me too.
It's somewhat...
To dye my hair now, I have to bleach it first.
- Bleach. - Bleach.
- Bleach. - Bleach. - Bleach. - Yes.
So I can't do it now.
Do you want to bleach with me?
- It's a bit... - Let's just do it.
I did the treatment yesterday, and it felt really good.
I have a very silky hair.
It's amazing. Mine's bad.
Mine's bad. Yours is OK.
- This is your own hair. - Yes.
- Bleach. - If I bleach...
- The hair gets damaged a lot. - It will be damaged.
That's why I can't do it.
But our fans like it when
- I bleach my hair. - Really?
- I like it better. - Me too.
They want to see me bleached again.
- So... - Our hairs hurt. - Yes, it hurts.
- We can't do it because it hurts. - I can't torture my hair again.
My hair hurts.
- It's hurt. - Yes.
So I'm growing my hair.
No changes for me.
Any more questions?
Am I singing first?
- I'm not singing first, but I'm singing first. - What does that mean?
Whether I'm singing in the beginning.
Isn't it ambiguous?
"Love you". "Song..."
"Is it like LIKEY?"
No, it's completely different from "LIKEY".
"LIKEY".
"Did any members get involved in song and lyrics writing?"
Well?
- Well? - Well?
- Well. - Listen if you're curious.
Listen to our songs when we make a comeback.
- It's a special album and there aren't many songs. - Nope.
"Nayeon, any plans to cut your hair?"
I've thought of it, but it's very difficult to grow this much.
- Weren't our hairstyle totally the same for a while? - Yes.
- Like this much. - So we did the V LIVE together. - Yes.
Yes, I had the bangs.
I think that this hairstyle is for you.
But you could cut it short for a change.
I want to dye it.
You could dye it in red.
Isn't it Chaeyoung?
I think it is.
Anyways, any other questions?
"Black hair".
"What is the genre?" The genre is TWICE.
That was Sana.
And what else?
- I'm into a drama these days. - What is it?
It's called...
- "Hunnameum..." - Huh?
Hunnam... Hunnam...
Did you watch the drama I told you to?
I was going to. I downloaded it.
But I'm going to watch this one first.
- Have you finished "Heart Signal?" - No, not yet.
- "Hunnamjeongeum". - Is it fun?
Yes, it is.
- It is Chaeyoung. - Come here. - Come here.
- Chocolate... - What is it?
- You're not giving me the chocolate? - Wasn't it you?
It was Sana? Is it good?
- It's not good, is it? - It's good.
I complimented you.
You did.
You two were spoiling a lot.
What? What did we do?
What did we spoil?
- What did we do? - Killing part.
Killing part? I only said that Momo's part is cute.
Yes, you did a lot.
- We didn't do a lot. - We were watching.
- You were? - Yes. - Who?
- We. - Why?
- Catering food is super good. - Really? - It is.
Why? Who told you to watch us?
- Bring the chair and sit down. - Nope.
- Why not? - I've just come to see you.
Momo Chaeyoung TV members.
- Yes, it's Momo and Chaeyoung TV. - It is.
- Why aren't you on these days? - They are Momo, Chaeyoung, and I'm the TV.
- Sounds good. - TV.
- I'm the TV. - We did it, right?
Momo and Chaeyoung TV that you shot a very long time ago was just uploaded.
Manager is not working hard.
- They haven't done many? I guess it's because I'm not around. - We did.
Happy birthday.
- I worked hard... - I should have a TV.
His eyes are shaking.
Make one. The one with editing?
How about no editing? Nayeon TV.
No editing. Just do it then.
It will continue, but there won't be any editing.
- What do you mean? - It will show everything.
Even when I daydream.
- Then be on MoChaeng TV. - You should just do the V LIVE.
Yes.
It will connect what we've shot elsewhere.
- It will be connected. - But it won't edit out.
Never mind. I won't do it if you don't want it.
What?
- Why? - Catering...
I'm bored. What kind of food are there for catering?
- There's a lot. Chilled jellyfish salad... - Shall we take this to catering area?
- Shall we? - No, because there are other staff as well.
- Nope. - There are staff.
They could be on V LIVE together. Hello.
- There's spicy and chewy noodles. - Spicy and chewy noodles?
- There's that. - Spicy?
- Yes. - Let me get some. - The loser of rock-paper-scissors...
- No, why don't we go? Chaeyoung, stay. - Chaeyoung, stay.
- Don't leave. - Do the V LIVE. - We will be back.
- We'll be back. - Chaeyoung, do the V LIVE.
Chaeyoung, where are you going?
Well, what should I...
I'm alone like this all the time.
Why is it so dark?
Why did they turn it off?
It's OK... "Perplexed Chaeyoung".
Chaeyoung TV.
It's dark.
We're here to rehearse.
For the performance in Singapore.
"Did strawberries grow a lot?"
Strawberry?
I don't know.
My mole stands out today.
"Chaeyoung, you're burnt". I know.
You can tell from here.
I can't show you.
Let me show you later.
We wear a lot of sleeveless for the concert.
I think it will show.
I'm peeling now.
"I like your hair". Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
How was voting for the first time?
It was somewhat...
It was amazing that I could make a voice
in this society. It was nice.
I... Did I mention this?
The seal for the voting.
Other celebrities put it on their hands after voting to show that they've voted, right?
Why?
I thought that they stamp it on the hand.
It's because it was my first time.
I thought that someone would stamp it, but it wasn't that way.
So I stamped my hand.
Where's Sana? She's somewhere.
"Chaeyoung, cute".
Do you see how much hair I've grown? Can you see here?
Look here.
This is my hair.
It's past the collarbone.
This is my hair.
This is my real hair.
Isn't it OK?
Take a screenshot.
I should bring a chair.
Bring it.
Why didn't you bring more? Only the sweet and sour chicken?
We've brought these two.
Two dishes.
I ate instant cup ramyun with Chaeyoung before the V LIVE.
I know. I thought that we're going to do the rehearsal right away.
- I was hungry and I ate a lot. - I ate a lot.
But it was the other way around.
So I'm not that hungry. I'm full.
- Whelk. - This is very good. There's meat inside.
- Really? - It's like braised kimchi. - What he.
Is it bossam (boiled pork with greens)?
Yes, it's braised pork with aged kimchi.
There's something like black pork.
- It's pork belly. - Really? Not black pork?
I ate black pork on the way here. You didn't eat that, did you?
I ate some black pork on the plane.
- Was it good? - It wasn't black pork.
You're eating well.
Is it dinner time? Not yet.
It's six thirty in Korea now.
Isn't it Saturday night today?
- It is. - Huh?
Huh?
Burning Heart in Exciting Saturday. Burning night.
Burning Saturday Night. Yoohoo.
Who made that up?
Burning Saturday Night.
I watched it a lot.
- "Love Letter". "Match Made in Heaven". - I liked those shows a lot.
It was when I was very young. I don't even remember now.
I'm too full.
Momo...
Chaeyoung and I... What was it?
We ate kimchi stew ramyun.
And... Something.
We ate ramyun in the morning as well. Carbospicy ramyun.
I ate rice.
You eat spicy stuff a lot. It's amazing.
I was making that and
I had to go get the hair done.
- So we ate hurriedly. - In a hurry.
I ate it in 5 minutes.
How do you get to eat spicy things well all of a sudden?
- Me? - It changed all of a sudden.
- Yes. - Yes, I only ate snack in the past.
- Only jelly. - I don't eat it these days.
- Not at all. - Right?
She didn't eat rice.
I was very amazed how she doesn't eat any rice.
- She didn't eat rice. - I didn't like it. - She didn't eat any rice.
But these days, I eat only rice these days.
- You used to eat bread all the time. - Yes. Bread all the time.
- Bread, snack, jelly. - My taste totally changed.
- Oh my. - I know. - It's good. - How can you change so much?
I didn't intend to change.
- That's the funny part. - I know. One day, she got into
- the spiciness and... - I couldn't eat spicy food.
I think you can all eat spicy food.
- It's the matter of attitude. - Is it spicy?
Try it thinking that it's not spicy.
- It's not spicy. - It's not, is it?
- Is it spicy? - It's not?
- It's OK so far. - Chicken is so good. Why don't you try this?
- I heard that it's good. - Really?
Sweet and sour chicken.
- Do you want one? - Yes.
- I haven't tried it. - Really? - No.
- It's good. - It's good.
It reminds me of the old days.
- Why? - We were models.
Oh yeah.
We ate a lot of Gamaro chicken when we were trainees.
I know. When we were trainees.
- I want to be a chicken model. - Chaeyoung's eaten. So she won't eat.
You want to be a chicken model?
Appeal for the advertisers.
We will be a great chicken model.
Are you going to appeal like that? Who would make you a model?
- Eat it well. - OK.
So cute.
Chicken and Pocari Sweat is in trend. Chicken and Pocari Sweat.
- Really? - Yes.
- What? - Chicken and Pocari Sweat is in trend.
- Isn't it only for her? - Yes.
It will be in vogue among ONCE fans.
- Aren't you going to eat it? - Nope.
Appetizingly.
- I'm too full. - How does she eat so well?
I don't eat something appetizingly. As a person who can't do that,
- I'm amazed. - You don't look appetizing.
That's how I made entrance?
I have a question.
Chaeyoung's entrance.
Why are there nuts in the chicken?
Pardon?
- Seaweed flake? - Nuts.
Right? There must be a reason.
- It must go well together. - Yes.
- I think it's better without. - I'm going to lose some weight.
- Don't. - I gained a lot of weight.
- For sure. - Is it rice with beans? - Yes.
- You don't like it? - I don't like beans.
I want some kimchi.
I like that. You know. The stir-fried one.
The one we like together.
Is it pea? Anyways, I like that.
I hate the beans in rice.
- Really? - I don't know why but it's weird.
- My favorite is this purple rice. - I like purple rice.
I'm hungry every night.
I know. You've been saying that you were hungry all night.
- I ate at 11 p.m. - Kimchi is good.
Hey. Don't you remember?
- What? - I had a nightmare.
I had a nightmare.
- I woke up for a bit because I had a nightmare. - Why?
I was going to sleep again, but it's scary once you had a nightmare.
So I was lying down, trying to sleep.
And she said, "Who is it?"
- And I was like... - All of a sudden, she said, "Who is it?"
I thought that maybe I didn't hear it well.
And I asked, "Pardon?"
She was like, "Someone came in. Did someone come in?"
- Someone came in yesterday. - I was super scared because I had a nightmare.
- And next to me... - I guess someone was there.
- Wait. - And then she covered herself and slept.
I turned the light on.
I was very surprised.
- The door was on Chaeyoung's side. - I guess someone was there.
- Yes. - The door was on Chaeyoung's side, and there was some space on my side. You know?
Our rooms are different.
Anyways, there's some space.
- And we have to sleep there again. - Yes.
- Shall we sleep together? - How?
- We're sleeping side by side. - The scary part is that
someone wearing a cap came to my bed.
- And... - Weren't you dreaming? - No.
I was having a nightmare.
- I woke up because... - Was it your first time? - No, no.
- Listen. - In that room. - Yes. - I was sleeping.
- I was asleep. - Me too.
I was sleeping, and I woke up hearing, "I had a nightmare".
- So I said, "Huh?" - No.
- No. - You said, "Who is it?" And I said, "I had a nightmare". - Really?
- Yes, you were first. - It was almost the same time.
I was going to sleep. So I was very surprised.
- I... - Someone came for sure. - But I...
- Someone came. - I sleep alone and now I'm scared.
I woke up because I had a nightmare.
I was tired. We slept late.
- We slept around 4 a.m. - At 4 a.m.
- I closed my eyes and slept. And I had a dream. - It was 5 a.m. in Korea.
I don't know what kind of dream it was, but I was in a field full of flowers.
And I had a nightmare there.
- But... - And I woke up.
I was trying to get up.
And I tried getting back to sleep, but I was scared.
But you went, "Who is it?"
- Who is it? Who is it? So I said, " Huh?" - I remember it now.
So I said, "I had a nightmare".
I guess you were tired.
- Or someone was there. - Someone came in. - Someone came.
- You kept saying that. - I said that someone came.
But I was too scared to check who came.
- So she covered her hair. - Yes, so I covered myself up.
And I slept thinking that I don't want to see.
I slept thinking that it's not real.
But I saw one. I did. For sure.
- I'm scared. - I had a goose bumps when she said, "Who is it?"
I was having a nightmare and she said that.
Beside my bed, there's a blank space.
Blank space. You know?
There's desk.
- Like this. - Yes. I can't sleep now.
- I'm alone. - I'm scared. - I was like, "What is that for?"
It's dead space.
I opened it. There's a window with a curtain.
I opened the curtain. And it's not the hotel view.
- You see an old apartment. - Don't make me scared.
- Now we have to sleep there. - From our side is an apartment.
You know what? It's a very scary-looking apartment.
- I was a bit scared. - I was very surprised.
I think you could come in from there.
Let's keep a glue stick next to our bed.
I didn't have any nightmare.
I woke up from a nightmare and she said, "Who is it?"
- I was very surprised. - I saw someone for sure.
"I guess the site is ill-omened". I guess so.
Ghost ONCE. Then it would be OK.
You will see me sleeping makeup free.
Then the ghost may not be ONCE anymore.
The fan may be putt off.
I was super scared.
I'm very full now.
I think we can sleep well. We're tired.
Let's sleep together Chaeyoung.
Let's have the beds together.
- Let's hug. - Huh?
I think Chaeyoung and I fall asleep right away.
- Yes. - Almost. - It's amazing.
She can't sleep when she can't sleep.
Yes.
- Till 4 a.m. - I can tell that she's sleeping.
Because she makes sounds.
- She has a very loud sound. - Breathing sound. - It's loud.
- I don't snore. - You don't snore.
But your breathing sound is...
You didn't eat, did you?
- I ate in the morning. - Before coming here. - I ate snack.
Why do I have a nightmare?
You said that the one who sleeps with you won't have a nightmare.
- No. - I had.
- Do you think that it was me? - Yes.
When Jeongyeon and I sleep together, she gets nightmare all the time.
She doesn't have a nightmare when she sleeps with me.
- She said that she had a nightmare when she slept with me. - Really?
I guess she has a lot of nightmares.
I heard that the strong-minded ones don't have nightmares.
- I think I'm strong-minded. - Then I'm stronger than Jeongyeon?
Just kind.
I hate it.
I don't know what it's like because I never had a nightmare.
- I haven't either. - Have you? - None at all.
That is very unexpected.
- I think we would've had a nightmare. - In the beginning...
It goes in.
Your body goes in? To where? I won't go in.
Experience it.
- I can't explain. - Beyond explanations.
- And you get a nightmare more if you sleep like this. - Then...
- You get more nightmares if you sleep straight. - Really?
- I guess it's because I hardly sleep like that. - Maybe?
- I always sleep like that. - I always sleep on my stomach.
- But yesterday, I slept like this. - You sleep on your stomach?
Yes, I sleep on my stomach.
The funny part is that...
Whenever the hour went by, like 2, 3, 4 a.m.,
Chaeyoung and I shouted like this.
- I want to sleep! - We wanted to sleep.
We wanted to sleep.
- We watched "Heart Signal" till we slept. - Yes.
- It was amazing. - She doesn't watch the drama, but she came.
Yes, it was unexpected.
- Because... - I liked it. - Even the ones who don't watch the drama...
It's so famous already that...
Oh Youngjoo and Kim Hyunwoo...
I support eveyrone.
- I don't watch "Heart Signal". - You've finished "My Mister".
- I watched everything. - You did? - Yes.
- Is it over? - Yes.
- It was already over. - She was watching.
And I said that I won't watch it.
- Because it may be gloomy. - Yes, it's too dark. - Right?
It's too gloomy and I didn't feel that it was right.
- But it's not like that. - No?
- It gets rid of our gloominess. - Really?
- I should watch it then. - It consoles you. - It does.
- It's a drama of life. - I downloaded it.
I downloaded it. Pardon?
Drama of life.
I should watch it.
What else is fun?
- Anything fun? - I watch...
- That... - "Anne of Green Gables?"
I watched that.
What is it? The one I downloaded recently.
I don't remember.
All of a sudden...
Huh? I'm going to think.
"The Powerpuff Girls".
"The Powerpuff Girls".
- It's fun. - You should watch it on Cartoon Network.
- Isn't it animation? - Yes.
Chemical X went in while making...
It went wrong because of that.
That and... The one that I downloaded recently.
Bus?
What is it?
No, it's not "The Kissing Booth".
It's fun too.
- I'm watching it. - The preview is so funny. - It is.
English town?
Amazing science bus?
I know what it is.
You'd know what it is.
If you're of my age, you'd be surprised.
You mean Jimi?
No, not that.
The one who blows the gum and rides on it?
The one who goes to school all the time?
- Magic School Bus. - No?
I watched it a lot. You know?
- What is it? The one who blows the gum and... - No, it's not that.
- Blow the gum. - It's not that.
You know what it is, right? What's the title?
- Bubble gum. - You blow the bubble and... You know?
- I don't know. - Give me the title.
Go on.
What is it?
"Anne of Green Gables" is fun.
What is it?
The rice is good.
What is it?
I want to find this one.
I could never find this.
It's the one I watched when I was a baby.
When I was a baby.
- No, no... - Listen up.
- "Jimi Newtron!" - I don't know that.
- Wait. - It was in the comment?
ONCE, find this one as well.
You don't know this?
There are a lot of babies.
You mean that?
No, "Jimi Newtron".
You mean that? Nine...
- Nine... - No, I don't know.
There are a lot of babies.
- Babies can talk without mothers. - You don't know him? - Nope.
- Babies can talk among themselves. Listen. - I think I know.
Babies can talk.
It's super funny.
- Listen up. - I watched it on Cartoon Network.
- It was created in 2002. - That's bad. - It's super fun.
I was three.
- Listen up. - I watched it when I was three?
There are many babies and they can talk.
They can talk among themselves.
There's Chuckey's baby.
- What is it? - Nine dwarves?
- "Boss Baby". - The angels... Quintuplets. No.
There are a lot of babies.
There's a five-year-old big boy.
- It's not "Boss Baby". - I watched that on Cartoon Network.
Chuckey's baby with the red hair. It's not a scary movie.
- Do you know "Courage the Cowardly Dog" on Cartoon Network? - I don't know. I watched that.
- What? - The one with the girl.
"Rugrats" What is that?
- What about the girl? - "Rugrats".
"Rugrats?"
I don't remember.
Yes, this.
- "Rugrats". Look. - This is it.
- You don't know this? - I know this.
- You don't know this? - I do.
- I do. - I know. - Yes.
- I know. - It's this.
- ONCE fans are geniuses. - This is not on Cartoon Network, is it?
- I think so. - No, is it? - This.
- So cute. - Yes, I watched it a lot.
I watched it a lot when I was little.
That's amazing. ONCE fans are amazing.
I couldn't find it for years.
- This? "Rugrats?" - It was when I was little. - When I was very little.
- It was when I was super little. - What is this one then?
- Do you know Code Kids?" - No.
- What should I do? - Code Kids?
- Oh my God. I love it. - Is it the right title?
Take a screenshot.
Thank you ONCE.
Thank you.
- Code... - I watched it a lot.
Codename...
"Codename: Kids Next Door".
- You don't know this? - Chaeyoung, you are from a different generation.
I watched it when I was in elementary school.
Yes, we didn't watch cartoons when you were in elementary school.
No. "Codename: Kids Next Door". Why can't I find it?
- "Codename: Kids Next Door". - No clue.
You don't know this?
- It was out from 2005 to 2006. - You don't know this?
- There's one more I want to find. - You don't know this?
I want to find out one more. Thank you ONCE. Thank you.
- Have you watched this one? - The...
- I know this. - I know. - I know.
- Cartoon Network... - There's the one with bears.
Bears riding on a bus. And they are super cute.
- There's a father bear. - Bears?
There are bears. It's that with the bears.
And they build a house on trees.
Have you watched "Pingu?"
Of course.
"Pingu" and "Pat and Matt".
"Dadada?" I don't know.
- "Winnie the Pooh?" - Not that.
- Teletubbies. - Bears build houses on trees.
And there are father and mother bear.
It said something like "Maple Rank..."
Maple rank...
I think it's that. Bear...
- Bear... - I enjoyed watching these.
- Disney channel. I watched it all the time. - "War Bear".
- "Hannah Montana" on Disney. - Bear Grills.
- I don't think this is it. - What? - Hannah Montana.
- Hannah Montana? - Hannah Montana.
- What is it? - Miley Cyrus. - The one with a handsome guy?
It's not a cartoon.
It's on Disney.
It's like a drama.
I watched it a lot. All the time.
- You don't know this? - I didn't watch it.
You don't know this? It's super fun.
I watched it all the time. I repeated watching the same stories.
- It's fun. - It's fun. - "Courage the Cowardly Dog" is also very fun.
It is.
- You don't know it? - I didn't watch that. Not me.
- I love it. - "We Bare Bears?"
I'm going to search for it.
Don't you know "Suite Room?" The one with the twins.
- "We Bare Bears". - "Suite Room".
No, not this.
- There's the one with a twin from Disney. - It was from a long time ago. It's a foreign version.
- ONCE is the best. - Anything funny?
It's so funny that you found "Rugrats".
I don't think it's "We Bare Bears".
Amazing.
What else? When we were young?
- I... - When we were little...
"Ranma?" I don't know.
"Korosuke".
- I watched Disney channel all the time. - You don't know "Korosuke?"
- It's that for me. - The changed version of "Doraemon".
- "Doredoredoremi". - You don't know "Korosuke?"
"Doredoredoremi".
- I know. - That and "Kkangsun". Does anyone know?
- "Kkangsun?" - You don't know?
Don't you know "Kkangsun?"
- Remiremidoremi. - Oh my.
- You don't know "Kkangsun?" - "Sergeant Frog Keroro" was in trend in my time.
"Blue Girl".
"Blue Girl".
There's one more other than "Blue Girl".
It was after "Fairy Comme" and "Magic Kid Masuri".
What was after "Blue Girl?"
It was something green...
"Shin Atashin'chi" was also nice.
You didn't watch "Kkangsun?" Really?
- You don't know? - In my time, it was
"Lightning Man".
- It was that. - It wasn't something like that.
After "Magic Kid Masuri".
- "Mirgaon". - I know that.
"Mirgaon".
ONCE fans are geniuses.
- So funny. - How do they know so well?
They are asking "Lightning Man". Who said that?
I never watched "Lightning Man".
- "Lightning Man" - I don't know.
I think it's still on.
- I got... - "Fart Bbungbbung".
There's that. "Bbungbbung". Wait.
- Do you know "Ddukddak?" - Of course.
- But... - He's from "Lightning Man".
There's an English version. Not "Ttukttak" or "Bbungbbung".
"Dora?" Do you know that?
It was in English. What is it?
- Don't you know "Dora?" - There's one in English.
Don't you know? It's always...
- You can't do it... - It's in English.
- "Dora". - It's not "Dingdongdang". It's in English.
"Doradora?"
- No, it's in English. - There's a game called "Dora".
You put a map in the bag.
There's that.
"Dora's English Town".
I think ONCE fans are just saying whatever. "Dora's English Town".
What is it? It's in English. You know what I'm talking about?
It's all in English. You play games in English.
The babies and mothers come together
and go like that there's fire.
- Emergency... - What the.
Isn't it "Emergency Escape Number One?"
Don't you know "Kim Possible?" "Kim Possible?"
- No. - "Dora's English Town?"
- No, I didn't watch "Doraemon". - "Dora"...
- "Kim Possible". - Have you watched "BEN 10?"
You don't know "BEN 10?"
- Chaeyoung, you're... - "BEN 10".
- You're not my generation. - With the watch...
- I watched it when I was in grade 5 or 6. - Then I was in grade 9.
I watched it because of my brother.
I watched "Lala's Star Diary" when I was old.
"Lala's Star Diary".
You don't know? "Lala's Star Diary?"
- Making a star. - You don't know this?
- I do. - This is "Dora". - This is "Dora?"- Yes.
- This is "Dora". - Does anyone know "Pany Pang?"
From Junior NAVER.
Isn't it that? Cell phone game?
Yes, there's a cell phone game for that.
Shu. Shu. It's very fun.
Was she an outcast?
No, but I changed her clothes all the time.
Pany Pang.
- Yes. - That's right.
- You make an island by casting a dice. - This.
It's this one.
- Shu was fun. - It was.
- Shu. The cookie house. - Ramyun.
- Cookie house. - There was the ramyun version.
- Making ramyun. - She has no idea.
- No. - You eat cookie from the cookie
and you make sure that the witch doesn't appear.
I don't know that.
- And you avoid the fire with ice cream. - Ramyun was the funniest.
Do you know that it gets you to the top?
Ice cream making.
It was all fun.
- Q Play. I know. - Making dumpling game.
Making dumpling.
- She doesn't know. - She doesn't.
She can't laugh.
It's over. It's over.
Dumpling...
- Grilling. I know. - Grilling.
Let me search for dumpling game.
- Oh my God. - It's this.
Yes, this is it. It's the game.
- You make dumpling. - This guy scolds you.
- Yes. - If you make a wrong one, he gets sulky.
- I've done something similar recently. - Really?
That one. You make something and give it out.
- Yes. - Really?
- Yes. - Jeong recommended it for her.
- That? - That.
That's fun.
What?
- Dumpling. It's crazy. - It's amazing.
Dumpling game was the best.
I think I did the Computer crash game.
- Yes. - And there was a makeup game.
- Chocolate snack game. There was a game. - Yes.
You could change the color into pink.
"Raising a dog?"
Raise belly button?
How?
- There's a dog. - White dog. - White.
I thought you said belly button.
"Yumerio Patissiere".
I played "Shu's Bakery".
Shall we go now?
It's time to go?
- OK. - ONCE, we have to go now. Bye.
- Bye bye. - We ended with dumpling game.
- Bye. - Bye.
It's so funny.
- It's the best. - Bye bye.
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The Parables of Jesus: The Lost Son and the Elder Brother - Part 1 - Duration: 28:34.
ANNOUNCER: THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN MADE POSSIBLE
BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.
JOYCE: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING
AND YOU GET IT BACK, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT JESUS AND JUST GO SOMEWHERE
AND BE QUIET.
[MUSIC]
JOYCE: HOW MANY OF YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF THE STORY
OF THE PRODIGAL SON?
OKAY WELL, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT TONIGHT
BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, THE STORY IS REALLY
ABOUT A LOT MORE THAN THIS ONE BOY
WHO WANTED HIS INHERITANCE AND TOOK IT
AND WENT OFF AND WASTED IT.
IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT THREE DIFFERENT SITUATIONS
ALL EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
IT'S ABOUT THE PRODIGAL SON, THE YOUNG MAN
WHO WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM MOM AND DAD
AS QUICK AS HE COULD, AND THAT'S NOT UNCOMMON.
A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE THEY JUST THINK,
"MAN, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, DON'T WANT ANYBODY
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, GONNA MOVE OUT ON MY OWN."
AND IT'S KIND OF FUNNY BECAUSE SOMETIMES PARENTS
TRY TO KEEP THEM HOME BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU MIGHT JUST LET THEM GO AND FIND OUT
WHAT THE REAL WORLD IS LIKE, THAT LIVING IN THAT APARTMENT
THEY WANT TO LIVE IN IS A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN LIVING IN MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM SOMEWHERE, AMEN?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER
ON THE TABLE NOW, NOT SOMEBODY ELSE, AMEN?
AND SO, THE YOUNG MAN, HE FOUND OUT A LOT ABOUT
WHAT LIFE WAS REALLY LIKE, BUT HE HAD TO GO FIND THAT OUT
FOR HIMSELF AND, OF COURSE, WE'LL GO THROUGH THE SCRIPTURES.
BUT THEN IT'S ALSO, THIS STORY IS MAJORLY
ABOUT THE FATHER AND IT MAJORLY REPRESENTS THE FATHER HEART
THAT GOD HAS TOWARD US AND HOW DESPERATELY HE WANTS
THOSE THAT ARE LOST TO COME BACK TO HIM.
BUT THEN IT'S ALSO ABOUT A REAL STINKER OF A GUY
CALLED THE ELDER BROTHER AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
THAT GUY, I WAS SO MUCH THAT GUY.
HE WAS JUST LIKE THIS RELIGIOUS, "I DO IT ALL RIGHT" GUY,
THAT WAS JUDGMENTAL AND HAD NO MERCY ON PEOPLE
WHO MADE MISTAKES.
AND SO, WE'RE GONNA GET INTO THIS,
AND I HOPE THAT YOU FIND SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA BE PERTINENT TO YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE HERE.
LUKE CHAPTER 15 IS A CHAPTER THAT'S ALL ABOUT SEARCHING
FOR THINGS THAT ARE LOST AND THAT'S WHAT GOD DOES.
HE SEARCHES FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE LOST AND WHETHER
YOU'VE BEEN LOST YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
OR YOU'RE WATCHING BY TV AND YOU'VE NEVER RECEIVED CHRIST
AS YOUR SAVIOR, OR RTAHER YOU'VE BACKSLIDDEN
AND YOU'VE BEEN LOST FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS,
OR WHETHER YOU JUST REALLY MESSED UP ROYALLY
IN THE LAST WEEK AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN LOST
FOR A WEEK.
WE COULD DO THAT.
YOU KNOW, EVEN PEOPLE THAT BORN AGAIN AND LOVE GOD,
I MEAN YOU CAN--
DON'T YOU EVER JUST GET LIKE, "I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'VE LOST MY FOOTING.
I FEEL LIKE I WAS STRONGER IN GOD THAN WHAT I AM NOW
AND THEN SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER, I'VE KIND OF GOTTEN OFF BASE.
I'VE KIND OF WANDERED AND KIND OF LOST MY WAY."
SO, WHETHER YOU'RE LIKE REALLY LOST, A LITTLE LOST,
OR JUST A REALLY LITTLE BIT LOST,
GOD IS LOOKING FOR YOU.
HE'S SEARCHING FOR YOU.
AND WHEN HE FINDS YOU, HE'S NOT GONNA CHASTISE YOU
AND TELL YOU HOW BAD YOU'VE BEEN, HE'S GONNA REJOICE
AND HAVE A PARTY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW IT OR NOT,
BUT GOD REALLY LIKES PARTIES.
I MEAN, IF YOU STUDY HOW MANY PARTIES GOD HAD,
AND I MEAN IN THE OLD TESTAMENT, HE COMMANDED THEM
TO HAVE PARTIES.
I MEAN, THEY HAD TO DO THEM.
THEY WERE LIKE SEVEN BIG FEASTS A YEAR
THAT WERE SIX, SEVEN DAYS LONG.
I MEAN, ALL THEY DID WAS EAT, AND DRINK, AND MAKE MERRY,
AND DANCE, AND PARTY.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT?
RELIGIOUS PEOPLE DON'T LIKE PARTIES.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: NOW, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
WHEN I SAY A RELIGIOUS PERSON, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY
WHO REALLY LOVES GOD AND IS REALLY COMMITTED.
I'M TALKING ABOUT LEGALISTIC RULE KEEPERS
WHO THINK THEY DO EVERYTHING RIGHT,
BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY--
THEY MAY GO TO CHURCH EVERY WEEK.
THEY MAY GIVE, THEY MAY EVEN DO A FEW GOOD WORKS.
BUT HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE IN A RELIGIOUS PERSON
AND A CHRISTIAN, THE RELIGIOUS PERSON
CAN DO EVERYTHING RIGHT BUT THEY DON'T HAVE
ANY REAL INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FATHER.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AND YOU SAY, BUT SEE, THAT'S SO MANY PEOPLE
THAT GO TO CHURCH EVERY WEEK AND THEY THINK, YOU SAY,
"ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?"
"WELL, I GO TO SUCH AND SO CHURCH."
I DIDN'T ASK WHAT DENOMINATION YOU WERE.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME,
"WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU?"
I'D MUCH RATHER YOU ASK ME, "DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITH JESUS?"
AMEN?
SO, THAT'S WHAT CHRISTIANITY IS, IT'S A PERSONAL
INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS WHERE HE DOESN'T
WANT TO JUST VISIT WITH YOU FOR 45 MINUTES ON SUNDAY MORNING
IF YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING UP AND GOING,
BUT HE WANTS TO GET IN EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO.
HE CARES ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DO.
IT'S INTIMATE, IT'S PERSONAL.
YOU ARE THE HOME, THE HOUSE OF GOD
AND HE LIVES IN YOU, AND YOU CAN'T GET ANY CLOSER
THAN THAT.
THERE'S THREE STORIES IN LUKE 15 THAT ALL MAKE THE SAME POINT
AND THE FIRST ONE IS THE PARABLE OF THE LOST SHEEP
AND IT'S LUKE 15:1 THROUGH 7.
"NOW THE TAX COLLECTORS AND [NOTORIOUS AND THE
ESPECIALLY WICKED] SINNERS."
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THAT WAS ME.
I WAS NOT JUST A SINNER, BUT I WAS AN ESPECIALLY
WICKED SINNER.
AND THE TAX COLLECTORS, JUST SO YOU'RE UP TO SPEED,
THEY WERE LIKE THE BIGGEST CROOKS,
AND EVERYBODY HATED THE TAX COLLECTORS
BECAUSE THEY COULD CHARGE THEM WHATEVER AMOUNT THEY WANTED
TO CHARGE THEM AND THEY WERE ALL JUST TRYING
TO GET EVERYBODY'S MONEY.
"THEY WERE ALL COMING NEAR TO [JESUS] TO LISTEN TO HIM."
SO, HERE'S THE THING.
THEY WERE WICKED PEOPLE, BUT THEY WANTED TO HEAR
WHAT JESUS HAD TO SAY, SO THERE MUST HAVE BEEN
SOMETHING IN THEIR HEART THAT WANTED TO CHANGE.
SO, HERE'S THE THING, NO MATTER WHAT CONDITION
YOUR LIFE IS IN OR HOW FAR AWAY FROM GOD
YOU THINK YOU MAY BE, YOU CAME TONIGHT
OR YOU'RE STILL WATCHING THE PROGRAM.
YOU HAVEN'T TURNED ME OFF YET AND DON'T BECAUSE I'VE GOT
SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, AMEN?
AND YOU MAY THINK, "OH, I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THIS ON,
I DON'T EVEN THINK I LIKE HER."
WELL, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE THERE ARE
THAT STARTED OUT THAT WAY THAT GOT SAVED
AND NOW THEIR LIFE'S DIFFERENT.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO, NOW GET THIS, THE TAX COLLECTORS
AND THE ESPECIALLY WICKED SINNERS CAME TO JESUS
BECAUSE THEY MAYBE SECRETLY WANTED TO CHANGE IN THEIR LIFE.
"AND THE PHARISEES AND THE SCRIBES,"
THE LEGALISTIC RELIGIOUS PEOPLE, "KEPT MUTTERING
AND INDIGNANTLY COMPLAINING, SAYING, THIS MAN ACCEPTS
AND RECEIVES AND WELCOMES [PREEMINENTLY WICKED] SINNERS
AND HE EVEN EATS WITH THEM."
WHAT KIND OF A CHRISTIAN ARE YOU IF YOU GET AGGRAVATED
BECAUSE SINNERS WANT TO COME AND HEAR ABOUT JESUS?
DO YOU KNOW A LOT OF CHURCHES ARE PRAYING FOR REVIVAL
AND THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ONE
IF ONE SLAPPED THEM UPSIDE THE HEAD?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IF A CHURCH GETS IN REVIVAL,
IT'S GONNA GET FULL OF PEOPLE THAT AREN'T LIKE YOU,
DON'T DRESS LIKE YOU, DON'T SMELL LIKE YOU,
DON'T THINK LIKE YOU, DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU,
AND AREN'T NEARLY AS POLISHED.
"SO HE TOLD THEM THIS PARABLE: WHAT MAN OF YOU,
IF HE HAS A HUNDRED SHEEP AND SHOULD LOSE ONE OF THEM,
DOES NOT LEAVE THE NINETY-NINE AND GO AFTER THE ONE THAT'S LOST
UNTIL HE FINDS IT?
AND WHEN HE HAS FOUND IT, HE LAYS IT ON
HIS [OWN] SHOULDERS, REJOICING.
AND WHEN HE GETS HOME, HE CALLS TOGETHER
ALL OF [HIS] FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS,
AND SAYS, REJOICE WITH ME, FOR I HAVE FOUND MY SHEEP
WHICH WAS LOST."
SEE THERE, PARTY TIME.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I MEAN, I GUESS I'M JUST BEING FUNNY
WHEN I SAY THIS, BUT I STILL THINK IT'S CUTE
WHEN JESUS CALLED HIS DISCIPLES HE SAID,
"COME AND JOIN MY PARTY."
HE MEANT HIS GROUP OF 12, BUT I THINK
THEY PROBABLY DID HAVE A PARTY.
"I TELL YOU THIS, THERE'LL BE MORE JOY IN HEAVEN
OVER ONE [ESPECIALLY]
WICKED PERSON WHO REPENTS (CHANGES HIS MIND,
ABHORRING HIS ERRORS AND MISDEEDS,
AND DETERMINES TO ENTER UPON A BETTER COURSE OF LIFE)."
I LOVE THE WAY THE AMPLIFIED BIBLE PUTS THAT.
REPENTANT IS NOT JUST SAYING, "OH, I'M SORRY I DID THAT
OR I'M SORRY I GOT CAUGHT."
IT'S SAYING, "I AM DETERMINED TO ENTER
INTO A BETTER COURSE OF LIFE.
I WANT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: "I WANT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND."
AND YOU SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST WANT TO ATTACH JESUS
TO THEIR MESS AND HAVE HIM FIX A LOT OF IT.
THEY'RE REALLY NOT SERIOUS ABOUT ENTERING ON A COMPLETELY
BETTER COURSE OF LIFE.
SO TONIGHT WHEN WE GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY
TO RECEIVE CHRIST, I WANT TO MAKE SURE,
BEFORE YOU SHOOT YOUR HAND UP AND SAY YES,
THAT YOU KNOW THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO BE WILLING
FOR A TURNAROUND IN YOUR LIFE, AMEN?
THAT'S WHAT REPENTANCE IS TO TURN AROUND AND CHANGE.
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT I'VE NEVER HAD A LOST SHEEP,
BUT I HAVE HAD A LOST DOG THAT I'VE RAN AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE A CRAZY PERSON LOOKING FOR,
CALLING EVERYBODY I KNOW, GOT THEM LOOKING FOR MY DOG.
AND I CAN TELL YOU WHEN I FOUND MY DOG,
I CALLED MY FRIENDS AND I WAS, "I FOUND MY DOG!
I FOUND MY DOG!" WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT
I HAD A CAT, WHICH I DIDN'T HAVE,
THAT I NEVER LOST, WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
CALLING MY FRIENDS SAYING, "I'VE NEVER LOST MY CAT,
LET'S REJOICE.
I'VE NEVER LOST MY CAT, LET'S REJOICE."
FOR SOME REASON WHEN WE LOSE SOMETHING
AND WE GET IT BACK, COME ON, WHEN WE LOSE SOMETHING
AND WE GET BACK.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SEE, THAT'S WHY I'M SO EXCITED
AND SO THRILLED TO BE ABLE TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT
WHAT JESUS DELIVERED ME OUT OF, AND HOW HE HEALED ME FROM YEARS
OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY MY DAD, AND HOW
HE'S GIVEN ME BACK MY CHILDHOOD AND HE'S GIVEN ME BACK--
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING AND YOU GET IT BACK,
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
ABOUT JESUS AND JUST GO SOMEWHERE AND BE QUIET.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AMEN?
I MEAN, JESUS IS IN THE BUSINESS OF LOOKING FOR
AND FINDING THINGS THAT ARE LOST AND BRINGING THEM BACK HOME,
AMEN?
AND SO THEN JESUS TOLD THE PARABLE--IT SAYS,
"JESUS TOLD THE PARABLE TO THE PHARISEES AND THE SCRIBES
WHO WERE UPSET BY THE PRESENCE OF THE ESPECIALLY
WICKED SINNERS."
THAT'S WHY HE TOLD THE PARABLE.
HE TOLD THAT STORY BECAUSE THESE WICKED PEOPLE
CAME AND THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE GOT UPSET BECAUSE JESUS
WAS BEING FRIENDLY WITH THEM.
A REAL CHRISTIAN LOVES SINNERS, BUT RELIGIOUS PEOPLE,
NOW GET THIS, BUT RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
ARE OFFENDED BY THEIR PRESENCE.
SO, WE'RE GONNA DIG A LITTLE BIT DEEP HERE
AND MAYBE GET JUST A TAD UNCOMFORTABLE,
I DON'T KNOW.
I HOPE I CAN FINISH THIS STORY TONIGHT BUT IF NOT,
THANK GOD THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW.
FIRST OF ALL, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THREE EXAMPLES
OUT OF MY OWN LIFE AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
PREACHING FOR 42 WORDS, 42 WORDS--42 YEARS.
BELIEVE ME, I'VE SAID MORE THAN 42 WORDS.
I'VE BEEN TEACHING FOR OVER 42 YEARS AND SO,
I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE BIBLE.
I'VE LEARNED A LOT.
GOD'S CHANGED ME A LOT, BUT I'M STILL AMAZED SOMETIMES
WHEN GOD PUTS ME IN A POSITION THAT EXPOSES
YET ANOTHER ATTITUDE.
AND SEE, THAT IS WHAT SPIRITUAL MATURITY WANTS.
IT WANTS TO SEE THOSE THINGS THAT'S HIDDEN.
WE WANT GOD TO BRING THEM TO THE SURFACE,
EVEN THOUGH IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
WE WANT HIM TO SHOW US THINGS SO HE CAN DEAL WITH THEM
AND WE CAN BECOME EVEN A BETTER PERSON,
NOT BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BE SAVED, BUT WE WANT TO BECAUSE OF WHAT
JESUS HAS DONE FOR US.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO, EXAMPLE NUMBER ONE, I REMEMBER A TIME
WHEN I WALKED INTO A RESTAURANT TO GET A COFFEE AND IT WAS
A PLACE I WENT ALL THE TIME, AND BUT WE HAD
A VISITING MINISTER WITH US FROM ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD
AND OBVIOUSLY WHEN YOU HEAR THE STORY I'M ABOUT READY TO TELL,
HE WAS A MUCH MORE SPIRITUALLY MATURE THAN ME.
MY MINISTRY WAS MUCH LARGER THAN HIS,
BUT HE APPARENTLY WAS MUCH MORE SPIRITUALLY MATURE.
SO, YOUR SPIRITUAL MATURITY IS NOT JUDGED
BY HOW BIG YOUR MINISTRY IS OR HOW MANY SCRIPTURES YOU GOT
UNDERLINED IN YOUR BIBLE.
IT'S REALLY JUDGED BY HOW DO WE TREAT PEOPLE?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: COME ON, ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE.
AND SO, THERE WAS A NEW GIRL WORKING
AND THE MINUTE I WALKED UP AND STARTED TO TALK TO HER,
I WAS JUST LIKE NOT COMFORTABLE BECAUSE SHE JUST WAS--
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: STRANGE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: HER HAIR WAS GOING IN FIVE DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
AND EACH PIECE WAS A DIFFERENT COLOR,
AND SHE HAD PIERCINGS EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING WAS BLACK.
HER LIPSTICK WAS BLACK, YOU KNOW, AND SO I JUST LIKE--
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: COME ON NOW, YOU--DON'T SIT THERE
AND ACT LIKE YOU DON'T EVER--
SEE, THE MINUTE THAT WE SEE SOMEBODY LIKE THAT,
WE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME, "WELL, THEY CAN'T BE A CHRISTIAN
'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT CLEANED UP LIKE ME.
I MEAN I COMB MY HAIR."
WELL, I COLOR MINE TOO BUT IT'S ONLY ONE--
WELL, IT'S TWO COLORS. IT'S BLOND AND BROWN.
SO, THIS OTHER GUY THAT OBVIOUSLY
WAS MORE SPIRITUALLY MATURE, HE KIND OF JUMPED RIGHT IN THERE
AND HE SAYS, "I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
HOW DO YOU GET IT TO DO THAT?"
AND I MEAN, SO JUST IN A FEW MINUTES,
HE BROKE DOWN THE ICE.
YOU SEE, SINNERS CAN FEEL YOUR RELIGIOSITY.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AND INSTEAD OF DRAWING BACK FROM THEM, WE NEED TO LEARN
A LESSON FROM JESUS.
NOW, THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU BECOME CLOSE
INTIMATE ASSOCIATES WITH EVERY SINNER
THAT YOU CAN FIND.
PAUL TELLS US NOT TO DO THAT, BUT WE HAVE TO LEARN
TO STOP LOOKING AT PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET
AND TREATING PEOPLE LIKE WE THINK
THAT WE'RE BETTER THAN THEY ARE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO ANYWAY, I WAS KIND OF AMAZED
AT WATCHING HIM AND HOW HE WAS SO--HERE'S THE THING
THAT AMAZED ME, HE WAS SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER
AND I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HER.
WELL, THAT SHOWED ME SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT I NEEDED TO SEE,
AMEN?
NEXT STORY, I WAS OUT SHOPPING WITH A FEMALE MINISTER
WHO'S AN EVANGELIST, REAL STRONG EVANGELIST.
I'M A REAL STRONG TEACHER SO SHE WANTS TO SAVE EVERYBODY,
I WANT EVERYBODY TO GROW UP, ALL RIGHT?
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: AND I MEAN, YOU JUST KIND OF, YOU COME AT IT
FROM WHATEVER ANGLE, YOU KNOW, YOUR GIFT IS.
SO, WE WENT IN THIS STORE AND THIS GIRL SAYS,
"OH, ARE YOU FROM HERE?"
"NO, WE'RE FROM SO AND SO."
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? "OH, WE'RE HERE TO DO--
WE'RE HERE TO DO A BIBLE CONFERENCE."
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SPIRITUAL TOO."
WELL, RIGHT AWAY I WENT--
YOU'RE SPIRITUAL, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU
THEY'RE SPIRITUAL THAT'S KIND OF LIKE--
[HUMMING]
YOU KNOW?
AND SO RIGHT AWAY I'VE GOT MY WALLS UP, YEAH,
WELL WHAT KIND OF SPIRITUAL ARE YOU?
SO ANYWAY, SHE STARTS CUSSIN', I MEAN LIKE PRETTY BAD.
AND THEN SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE CUSSIN'," BUT SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW
I THINK GOD CUSSES TOO."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: OKAY, WELL NOW I GET MY BACK UP
AND I AM LIKE GONNA DEFEND GOD.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: LIKE HE REALLY NEEDS ME TO DEFEND HIM.
SO, I LEAN ACROSS THIS COUNTER.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: AND I LOOKED AT HER AND I SAID, "GOD DOES NOT CUSS."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: 'CAUSE SEE, I'M TRYING TO CLEAN HER UP.
MY EVANGELIST FRIEND SNEAKS IN IN FRONT OF ME AND SHE SAYS,
"BUT HE LOVES PEOPLE WHO DO."
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WELL, HERE'S THE THING,
SHE WANTED TO CATCH A FISH, I WAS TRYING TO CLEAN THE FISH
BEFORE WE CAUGHT IT.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: NOW COME ON, YOU DO THIS IN THE OFFICE
WHERE YOU WORK.
YOU DO IT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
YOU DO IT WITH LOST PEOPLE WHO COME TO THE CHURCH.
WE WANT TO CLEAN THEM UP BEFORE WE EVER CATCH 'EM
AND ALL WE DO IS RUN 'EM OFF.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: NOW, WE'LL FAST FORWARD
ABOUT 15 YEARS TO WHERE NOW I'M HOPEFULLY A LITTLE MORE
SPIRITUALLY MATURE, AND I'LL TELL YOU A NICER STORY
SO I DON'T JUST LOOK TOO BAD.
ANOTHER STATE, I WAS IN UTAH, WENT IN THERE
I ASKED FOR A POUR OVER, THEY DON'T DO POUR OVERS.
I'M NOT GONNA EXPLAIN WHAT THAT IS BUT ANYWAY.
SHE SAID, "BUT HEY, WE GOT THIS NEW FRENCH PRESS MACHINE."
I'M LIKE, "NO, I DON'T LIKE FRENCH PRESSES.
THEY'VE ALWAYS GOT--"
"NO, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS FRENCH PRESS.
LET ME MAKE YOU ONE.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I'LL MAKE YOU ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT.
I PROMISE YOU'LL LIKE IT."
SO, SHE WAS JUST REAL, YOU KNOW, FRIENDLY.
HER HAIR WAS ALSO ABOUT FOUR DIFFERENT COLORS
AND SHE HAD, YOU KNOW, PIERCINGS EVERYWHERE.
BUT LIKE I SAID, I'VE CHANGED A LITTLE BIT BY NOW
AND SO, YOU KNOW, I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION
WITH HER AND SHE'S REAL NICE TO ME.
AND SHE'S MAKING ME THIS COFFEE AND WE'RE BEING FRIENDLY.
SHE SAID, "I JUST WANT TO BUY ONE OF THESE POTS SO BAD
BUT," SHE SAID, "I JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT YET.
MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL BE ABLE TO GET ONE."
WELL, SHE NO MORE THAN HAD THAT OUT OF HER MOUTH
AND I FELT THAT GOD SPOKE TO MY HEART AND SAID,
"BUY HER ONE."
WELL, I'M THINKING--
I MEAN IT WASN'T THE MONEY.
I'M THINKING, I DON'T WANT THIS LADY TO THINK I'M A NUT.
YOU KNOW, I COME IN HERE TO GET A COFFEE,
NOW I'M GONNA--YOU KNOW, TODAY I WAS LIKE
I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M JUST TRYING TO HIT ON HER,
OR FLIRT WITH HER OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA--
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
AND I MEAN, WHAT'S SHE GONNA THINK?
I'M LIKE, "HEY, I WANT TO BUY YOU THAT COFFEEPOT, SWEETIE."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: COME ON, DO YOU HOW MANY EXCUSES
YOU CAN COME UP WITH FOR NOT DOING
WHAT GOD WANTS YOU TO DO?
BUT MAINLY WE JUST DON'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID,
YOU KNOW?
AND SO, I TRIED TO GET OUT OF IT,
BUT YOU KNOW WHEN GOD'S AFTER YOU,
YOU DON'T GET OUT OF STUFF SO I MEAN, NOT UNLESS
YOU WANT TO BE MISERABLE.
SO, I TOOK MY COFFEE THAT WAS GOOD
AND STARTED WALKING DOWN THE MALL AND THEN I...
ALL RIGHT, SO, I WENT BACK AND I SAID, SHE COMES OVER
AND I SAID, I SAID, "LISTEN, YOU JUST WERE SO KIND TO ME,
AND I JUST WANT TO BLESS YOU.
I WANT TO BUY YOU THAT COFFEEPOT."
"OH," SHE STARTS CRYING.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT--I HATE THE SCENE,
THEY MAKE THE SCENE.
IT'S LIKE--
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WELL, YOU KNOW, "NO, NO, NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
I'M LIKE, "OH, PLEASE LET ME DO IT."
"NO, YOU CAN'T DO IT."
SO, FINALLY SHE TOOK THE COFFEEPOT,
AND ALL WAS WELL AND SO OKAY NOW I CAN GO DOWN THE MALL
AND DRINK MY COFFEE IN PEACE.
I'VE DONE WHAT GOD WANTED ME TO DO.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: DO Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO, THEN I'M NOT GONNA GET TO MY MESSAGE TONIGHT,
I DON'T THINK, BUT WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: THEN HOUR AND A HALF LATER, THIS IS,
I MEAN GOD IS ON IT, FOLKS.
AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER, I GO INTO ANOTHER STORE UPSTAIRS
TO THE LADIES ROOM.
I'M READY TO GO OUT OF THE LADIES ROOM
AND IN COMES THIS GIRL, SO THERE WE ARE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: NOW, HERE'S THE THING, SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN YOU TELL ME
WHY YOU ARE THE KINDEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?"
WELL, I THOUGHT OH, MY GOSH.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: SO I SAID, "WELL," I SAID, "LISTEN,
I'M A CHRISTIAN.
GOD HAS DONE A LOT FOR ME.
HE'S CHANGED MY LIFE.
HE'S BLESSED ME.
AND I JUST FELT LIKE YOU NEEDED SOMEBODY TO SHOW YOU SOME LOVE.
YOU NEEDED TO BE BLESSED, AND SO I JUST WANTED TO BLESS YOU."
WELL, NOW SHE STARTS CRYING AGAIN AND SHE SAYS, SHE SAYS,
"MY MOTHER DIED WITH CANCER WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD."
AND SHE SAID, "I'VE BEEN KIND OF MAD
AT THE HIGHER POWER."
SO, SHE HESITATED SO I KNEW THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW
ENOUGH ABOUT GOD TO EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL HIM.
"THE HIGHER POWER," BUT SHE SAID,
"THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME."
AND SO, I REALIZED LATER THAT GOD USED
THAT SILLY COFFEEPOT TO START DRAWING A SOUL TO HIM.
AND HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE BE USED BY GOD?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: COME ON.
BUT AS CHRISTIANS, WE HAVE TO STOP
TURNING OUR NOSE UP AT PEOPLE THAT AREN'T LIKE US
BECAUSE GOD SEES THINGS IN PEOPLE THAT WE DON'T SEE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SEE, HERE'S WHAT MERCY IS.
GOD SEES, NOT ONLY WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING,
BUT WHY THEY'RE DOING IT.
HE KNOWS THE BACKGROUND BEHIND IT.
SO, SHE WAS LOST, GOD WAS SEARCHING FOR HER,
AND HE GAVE ME THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING INVOLVED IN IT
AND THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TO DO WITH EVERY BELIEVER
ON THE PLANET.
HE WANTS US TO FORGET ABOUT WHAT WE WANT,
WHAT WE NEED, "GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME,"
AND HE WANTS TO USE US TO DRAW LOST SOULS TO HIM.
JOYCE: WELL, STUDYING THE PARABLES
THAT JESUS TAUGHT IN THE BIBLE IS JUST A WONDERFUL THING TO DO
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY AMAZING LESSONS IN EACH ONE.
TODAY, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE LOST SON
AND THE ELDER BROTHER, SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS
IN THERE THAT YOU CAN GET INTO IF YOU STUDY THE WORD OF GOD.
AND TODAY, WE'RE OFFERING YOU A STUDY BIBLE, IT'S THE
"BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND" STUDY BIBLE.
NOW, OBVIOUSLY EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE
IS NOT ABOUT THE MIND, BUT ALL THE ARTICLES ARE,
AND ALL THE SCRIPTURES ON THE MIND AND THE MOUTH
ARE HIGHLIGHTED FOR YOU.
AND A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO THIS,
AND I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE PROBABLY HAVE MORE TROUBLE
WITH THEIR THOUGHTS THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND THIS
IS REALLY GOING TO HELP YOU KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
NOW, STAY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE A SPECIAL WORD
I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU RIGHT AFTER THIS.
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JOYCE: TRUST HIM ALL THE TIME.
JOYCE: YOUR WALK WITH GOD IS NOT ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE.
JOYCE: IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE DEVIL MAD,
GET HAPPY.
JOYCE: HE HAS TO GET THE CREDIT,
HE HAS TO GET THE GLORY.
JOYCE: WELL, YOU'VE SPOKEN AND PICKED YOUR FAVORITE
"ENJOYING EVERYDAY LIFE" SHOWS FROM 2017 AND NOW WE'RE GOING
TO REVEAL THE WINNERS.
SO, WATCH EVERY DAY TO SEE YOUR WINNERS.
JOYCE: WELL, I THINK A LOT OF YOU WATCHING TODAY
WOULD REALLY LOVE TO HELP MORE PEOPLE
THAN WHAT YOU'RE HELPING NOW, AND YOU'D LIKE TO THINK
THAT YOU COULD MAKE AN IMPACT ON THE WORLD.
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T?
WE ALL WANT TO DO THAT.
BUT MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
OR YOU CAN'T DO IT BY YOURSELF.
WELL, WHEN YOU PARTNER WITH JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES,
YOU CAN MAKE THAT IMPACT ON A REGULAR BASIS
AND YOUR REGULAR GIVING ENABLES US
TO CONTINUE DOING WHAT WE DO BOTH HERE ON THE PROGRAM
AND OUR OUTREACHES ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
BUT THE THING IS THEN YOU BECOME PART OF THAT
AND YOU'RE DOING IT WITH US.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A PARTNER.
YOU BECOME PART OF WHAT WE DO.
AND SO, I'M ASKING YOU TODAY TO CONSIDER
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[덥:플레이(THE PLAY)] THE BOYZ House SP EP.4 - Duration: 14:15.
(The Play)
(Play: To play/have fun/play games)
(The Play: Time for The Boyz to play, eat and have fun)
(Juyeon, Kevin, Younghoon)
(Sangyeon, Hyunjae, Haknyeon, Q)
(Jacob, Sunwoo, New, Eric)
(The Boyz)
Who will be the mafia?
The host Sunwoo is choosing the mafia
(The mafia are Jacob and Sangyeon)
Okay we're good. Now I'll choose two policemen
(The police are New and Younghoon)
Okay now I'll choose the doctor
(The doctor is Kevin)
Okay we're done
The mafia, raise your head and check each other
(Sangyeon and Jacob check each other)
Okay
The police, raise your head and check each other
(New and Younghoon check each other)
There's only one doctor so no need to do anything
Now the sun has risen
I slept so well
That took long
Sunwoo should have been the host from the start
I feel like I'm in an amusement park. I got excited for nothing
He got excited for nothing
Now everyone introduce yourselves
Go first Q
I'm a very good citizen
Go Younghoon
I'm also a good citizen
Go Juyeon
I'm a good citizen
Hello I'm a citizen too
I'm a sexy citizen
He's a mafia
Hey you can't say that
We should kill him even if he's not the mafia
Everyone focus
I want to impress the mafia. I'm a citizen
He's a citizen that wants to impress the mafia
I'm a student
A student?
Are you sure?
I want to impress the mafia in this round
Okay you want to protect yourself
I'm Eric, a baseball player
Baseball player Eric! How about Jacob?
I'm Jacob and today's my birthday
It's birthday boy Jacob
Birthday boy Jacob, are you the mafia?
We're done with introductions already?
We're done with introductions
Okay
Let's just point someone first
What would you like to do?
That'll make the game easier
Let's point someone for a better game
If that makes it fun we can do it again
Okay
Who seemed like the mafia during their introductions?
New said he's sexy
Yes New
Hahaha
Wait I died in the last round too everyone
Sit down
But he's played Mafia a lot
But you have to defend yourself
You have to say that you're not sexy
I'm not sexy at all. I'm so far from being sexy
Then first, all you citizens here...
I have a thought
Everyone said they're citizens but he alone said he's a student
That means psychologically he views himself as different
Jacob's the birthday boy
(The birthday boy is actually the mafia)
He's an angel
Hahaha
Wait look guys
If you are the mafia, I'm sorry
I want to impress the mafia
What are you doing right now?
Wait I saw his eyes
He's the mafia
You have to doubt every single gesture
I saw the two of them do this
I think one of them is the mafia
I was a citizen in the last round
He pointed at me
So now you're the mafia
But if we're not sure yet, we can just spend the night and see
So we're just going to spend the night?
Let me just say this
The police, please check the student
(Mafia Sangyeon is about to die)
Okay the night has come. Please get down
Hey you should get down too
Get down everyone
Doctor, please save me
No one can say anything
The Mafia, raise your head and choose who to eliminate
(Who will Mafia Sangyeon and Jacob kill?)
The police, get up and point who to investigate
(The policemen point Sangyeon)
(He nods. Sangyeon is the mafia)
Okay good
The doctor, get up and choose who to save
(I need to save myself)
Okay
Morning has come
Did the doctor save me?
Who died?
I'm sure I died
Last night, one person died
Oh...
I'm not dead?
Who died?
Who is it?
Me?
- Why Juyeon? - Me?
That was unexpected
Is the Mafia's last name Lee?
The police, did you check? Did you check?
Did you check? Did you?
They checked
You said that you're a citizen and student
He revealed that he's the police
- They checked right? - They did
Did you check that you're the mafia?
No
That was nice
I will find the mafia
He's nervous right now
The mafia's nervous. Do you know why?
If you frame me I will kill him
(What?)
Wait, he said he's the police but there's another policeman right?
He's three characters right now, the police and the mafia
Sangyeon, be honest. Did you check or not?
I did
Who is it?
You can't say that?
No
You're not the mafia?
For the sake of the game
Well there's no one to trust so I'll just take Sangyeon's word for now
Really?
We haven't found the mafia yet
I can't trust anyone so I'm going to kill Sangyeon
Wait who's the other policeman?
No one wants to say they're the police?
Are you the mafia?
Anyone who's the police and knows he's lying?
I don't know
But Juyeon could have been the police
That's true
I don't know what to do
Wait was Juyeon the police?
I can't say that for sure yet
You said you checked
So guess
Haha
Guess
Then does anyone have another thought?
Yes
Kill him
You have someone to point?
Yes I do
I've been pointed?
Then point to the person you think is the mafia
One two three
The moment you point at me you won't find the mafia
Point everyone
I went as far as I could
Point
But the police...
You have no choice. Please point
Juyeon could have been the police
It's already Sangyeon
If you're not pointing, put your thumb up or down
One two three
(Down, down, up)
(Up, down)
(Down, down, down)
(The majority votes to kill Sangyeon)
Why are you the only one saving him?
There's another policeman but he's not saying anything
That's true
Kevin's the mafia
I'm really not
Is he dead?
I'm really dead?
This is the people's power
I'm sorry if you're a citizen
I'm working this hard because I want to be a brave citizen
Policeman, please help me
You don't know who it could be
Once again, the night has come
Please take good care of me
I'm sorry mafia
Don't say anything
The mafia, raise your head
Now point who to kill
(He points at Q)
Okay good
The police, raise your head and check
(Haknyeon)
(He fails. Haknyeon is not the mafia)
Okay
The doctor, open your eyes and point who to protect
(Me again)
Okay the morning has come
Wow
I'm dead aren't I?
Did you check?
Don't say anything
Good bye
Hahaha
Why you all of a sudden?
Me? I was just thinking that
The doctor did not save you
Who's this bogus doctor?
I will say a word as a brave citizen
Okay say a word
You're the mafia. You're strange. Do you know why?
If he were a good policeman or a doctor
No wait. (I checked)
I'm talking right now
If he were a good policeman he would have stayed quiet
Do you know why?
Why?
(He's lost for words)
But look. He was the police in the last round
Haknyeon came at the very end
No I have something to say
I'm the police but one of the police died
One died
I checked Younghoon and Haknyeon but both weren't it
I want to say something too
Wait just wait a second
So the mafia is one of the four
One of these four guys is the mafia
I think it's Haknyeon
Look at everyone
So we can definitely win. No I'm the police
But wait. Both the police could have died
That's true
But one of the police is dead and I'm the police
I...!
Trust you
Hahaha this is fun
Your eyes are weird right now
Hahaha
He's just saying whatever
No but then
Who coughed?
First I...
Let me just say something. I said I trust you. You checked right?
No not Kevin. I checked Younghoon
No he's definitely not it
I'm sorry to you
- I think it's Mr. Canada - It's you
Look at me
I don't like your contact lens
It's Eric
- Did everyone decide? - Yes
Point to the mafia. One two three
I will give my final defense
I'll give you time for your final defense
Keep it short
It'll be short
At first I thought it was Mr. Canada
Just kill him
Hear me out. I thought he's the mafia
But Jacob suddenly pointed at Kevin
Next he pointed at me. I'm a real citizen okay?
But the police said they checked him and it's not him
Even if he's not the mafia he could still be a doctor
Right
No I'm the doctor
You just stay put
Really?
But seriously look at my eyes
Even if you're not the mafia I want to kill you. Why?
You messed up the last round
Everyone wait a moment
You have no right to enjoy this game
Everyone point your thumbs. One two three
(Good bye Eric)
Now don't say anything and go to the couch
Now it's night again
Wait! Just wait a second
I thought Sangyeon and Eric are the mafia
But since the game's not over the mafia's still alive
You're right
I'm sorry!
The night has come. Everyone close your eyes and get down
The doctor has to be smart
Don't say anything
Now the mafia, get up
No one say anything and just the mafia gets up
Point to who you want to eradicate
Just the mafia gets up
(Kill Hyunjae)
Okay good
The police, get up and point to who you want to check
(It's Jacob / No it's not)
(Jacob)
(He nods. Jacob is the mafia)
The doctor, get up and point who you want to save
Okay he's selfish to the very end
Now morning has come
Wow
Wait
Okay okay
I think it's over now
(The final result?)
(The host has lost his memory)
Wait
Growl
(He growls)
(Who am I...)
- Hyunjae - You're right. It's Hyunjae
The doctor saved himself again
So now it's these five?
Then one of the mafia has to die
You're the police
Then I'll be honest
Younghoon and I are the police
But it's not Haknyeon
But we checked Jacob here
And Jacob's the mafia
But if Jacob dies here and the game's not over?
That means Kevin's the mafia
I'm really the doctor
Really? It's definitely not Haknyeon
So the four of us should team up
Wait you said you're a doctor. Then you save yourself
No but if anyone dies here the game's over anyways
That's true
Jacob's the mafia
Wow we won!
I'm going to trust New
I thought I'd die so I said I'm the only police
He's wrapping up the camera. So the game's over?
Wait a second
So you two are the police? Then the mafia's Jacob
Kill him. One two three
Do you want a final defense?
No it doesn't matter
Give your defense
Be cool
I'm a man of little words
Okay one two three
Kill
Happy village
Sangyeon's in my team
Wow
See I told you Sangyeon's the mafia
I told you he's the mafia. He was a student and then the police
So we killed him
It was Sangyeon
(Haha)
So Jacob killed me?
Why did you kill me? I was a citizen
You were too quiet
He killed the quiet ones
I talked a lot
No the ones who weren't suspicious
I told you it's Jacob. If we killed Kevin we'd never have known
But the two were...
(They're busy chattering)
Do you know what's key when you play Mafia? I'll give you a tip
You have to look at the eyes
I thought you'd kill me so I saved myself
Hey we can't understand that
Hey we're in Korea
I should have chosen New
That was boring
Hey Sangyeon!
(The crazy Mafia game is over)
(The Play)
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LEGO | Jugando con el Maletín clásico de LEGO | 1ª PARTE 😄 - Duration: 4:48.
Hi kids
today I bring you the classic lego case
Brings pieces of different sizes and colors
also brings instructions to make the figures step by step
if you keep watching the video till the end you will see how easy it is to play with lego
This is an Apple
This a little house
you see this is a bridge
and this an airplane
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How to Submit an Article - Duration: 3:52.
Hi there.
I am John Bond from Riverwinds Consulting and this is Publishing Defined.
Today I am going to talk how to submit an article to a scholarly journal for possible
publication.
So, you have done the research.
You have compiled your data and drawn your conclusions.
Your manuscript or paper is written.
You have had colleagues and friends give you feedback and you have made appropriate changes.
You have had it proofread by a friend.
Now it is game time.
You want to submit the manuscript for publication in a peer review journal.
But how do you proceed?
First, draft a list of possible journals for consideration.
Hopefully, you know and read these journals religiously.
This will help to decide which journal to try first, based on its niche.
Next, go to your top targeted journal and read their Guidelines for Authors or Information
for Authors.
Study it and ensure you are in 100% compliance, such as with their requested page count, reference
style, types of manuscripts they seek.
Third, consider whether you should query the editor of the journal about their interest
in the submission.
Some journals encourage this, some allow it, and some don't address queries without the
manuscript.
Now you are ready.
Most journals will use a manuscript submission tracking system.
Popular ones are Editorial Manager by Aries Systems, ScholarOne by Clarivate Analytics,
and others.
When you find get to journal's page for submission, your first step will likely be
registration.
You will create an account that you will potentially use to check back in on its progress.
Next you will need to enter into the system information about your manuscript.
This will include title, authors including contact information and degrees, keywords,
and more.
Likely, you and the co-authors will need to sign a conflict of interest statement as well
as potential financial disclosures.
Next you will upload the manuscript.
The text part of the manuscript will be separate, as might the abstract.
After that, you will upload the various components such as tables, figures, videos, or more.
Most journals have exacting requirements as to the format and size of the files.
The journal might then display a PDF or complied version of the paper for you to approve.
The final step is, although for some journals it might be earlier in the process, is signing
a copyright statement or form.
All authors of the paper will need to read and sign it, likely electronically.
You may need to acknowledge any fees such as an APC or author processing charge for
an open access journal, but they are usually not due at this stage.
You may also be asked for colleagues in your area of specialty to submit your article to
for peer review, but they are likely to have their own list as well.
From there, the journal and peer review process take over.
Each journal has a slightly different procedure, but they all roughly follow these steps.
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(How To Start A) Bonsai Tree Collection - Shohin Larch Part 4 - Duration: 7:52.
Hello everyone and today I am going to be
working on a little Larch tree which is
part of the how to start a bonsai tree
collection. It's a beautiful little
tree and has been in this plastic pot
for a number of years. I t's grown enough
and I think its time for it to have its
own pot. so stay tuned.
Hey it's me, Iqbal Khan, if you have not yet
subscribed to mikbonsai then click
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That's the let Larch tree which
we are going to repot today. Its
been in this plastic pot for a number of
years and I think the time has now come
to for this to go into its own
little bonsai pot and the trunk has
thickened, its slightly thicker than a pencil
and has some surface roots so without
further ado we will get starte,
so now I am going to take the tree out of the
pot it was very easy and start working
the top.
There are a few weeds here so
I'll take those out, we don't want them
transferred into the new pot with the
new soil. There is Bonsai soil from
the previous report, which helps
and the bottom is full of roots. I will
have to basically trim these off and
that's the wire mesh which is completely
tangled up in the roots. There's a couple
of wire meshes. Just take that out,
put that to one side, here's the other one
where the roots have gone through it.
Just do a quick root prune and like
so and that's all I am going to do with it
for now. We'll tidy up and catch up shortly.
I have chosen this pot, it's quite a quirky
little pot. I've prepared it with wire
mesh and also wired it up to secure
the tree in it and I will now start
repoting it and put some soil in it.
First create a little mound and then
ease the tree in on it, like this and
I also have anchor wires
and we will secure the tree
in the pot with the anchor wires
and I'm going to do that now
and after that we'll continue adding more soil
that's the anchor wire I'm going to do
it gently and lightly by my hand and then
tighten it up it with a plier afterwards
and same thing with the other
side and I will now use a plier to
tighten, just gently tighten these wires and
we'll do the fine tuning after we've
added some more soil to the pot.
We have to straighten it up a bit
more by putting some more soil
underneath the tree and centralise it as
much as I can,
and now I'm going to use
the chopstick to drive the soil in between
the roots making sure that there
are no air pockets. As you can see the
soil is sinking in the pot and that's
because it's being driven into the air
pockets and will try to ensure that is
thoroughly done.
I'm now going to secure the tree
in the pot, just checking to
make sure that it's at the angle that I
need it to be at. A slight adjustment
here and that's done by pushing the soil
underneath the tree from the bottom
which pushes up the side from which the
soil is being pushed in, so now I'm just
going to tighten these anchor wires and
make sure that the tree is fully secured.
Yeah that's tight enough
and I will now cut these anchor wires
and then turn the rest in and bury it
into the soil, hiding it from view.
i am going to finish the repoting by
adding a little bit more soil to top it
all up and that should do. I will again
firm it in. its quiet a small pot I am
going to use my hands to firm it all in
and now we'll give it a quick soak.
I have a little watering can
will keep watering until it runs clear
go around the tree
and give it a quick prune there's a
little dead branch here so I'm gonna take
that out and also the new growth
I am going to prune that, there is very little
pruning to do. There are just a few
branches which I'm going to prune back
to there and this one again to there
and there's this one too there, so that's all the
pruning that I'm going to do on this
little tree today.
There we are folks the little Larch
repotted from its plastic pot into
proper bonsai pot, lightly pruned and
I think it's the pot matches a tree very
well they complement each other.
I am going to give it a quick 360 so you can
see the tree from all sides and the pot
is a bit quirky it's uneven it's
handmade and Thats where we started
and that's our little Larch, part of the
How to Start a Bonsai Tree Collection.
I hope you enjoyed the video
in which case do comment like
and share and if you haven't
subscribed, please do.
That's all for now.
This is Iqbal Khan for mikbonsai in
West London, until the next time.
A word of caution to all the young women out there.
whatever you do do not date an optician.
and now for the afterthought
the culture these days has changed so much
that young men and women decide
to go out get drunk and get laid.
This young lady has same thoughts and
was in a bar chatting
with a guy who turns out to be an
optician and after a few drinks he says
to her I really fancy you and she
looks him in the eye and said I
fancy you too and they end up back at
his flat in his bed. This is the dialogue
from the optician.
One finger,
two fingers
better or worse.
You dig !
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