Waching daily Apr 1 2017

Penis greetings!

I'm SNES-Ketku and today I'm gonna review-

Phone rings

wait a second...

Relax man! I will get you the money!

I have the money! I will get them to you!

Okay, I understand, you will get your money. I promise!

Penis greetings! I'm SNES-Ketku and today I'm gonna review Super Mario 64

B-but you're not-

And today I have a special guest. One of Youtube's best game reviewer-

besides me

Pro Jared

Welcome Pro Jared. How nice of me to invite you on my show

Jared, Super Mario 64 experiences?

Sorry bro, we don't do that here.

Bowser kidnaps the Princess and we have to save her :D

That was a spoiler...sorry

This game has controls,

and this game has music.

And this game is a game.

A very long game, but occasionally short 5/5

I'm SNES-Ketku and we won't-

Come on bro, chill

For more infomation >> SNES-Ketku - Super Mario 64 ft ProJared - Duration: 3:18.

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TF2動畫翻譯-你是海盜[CC字幕] - Duration: 1:38.

For more infomation >> TF2動畫翻譯-你是海盜[CC字幕] - Duration: 1:38.

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Видео для Детей Про Экскаватор Строительные #Машинки и Дети Спецтехника для детей - Duration: 2:25.

For more infomation >> Видео для Детей Про Экскаватор Строительные #Машинки и Дети Спецтехника для детей - Duration: 2:25.

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Youtubers Play Undertale - ANIMATED! But everyone is holding nice cream - Duration: 3:18.

Jingle bells

PieDiePew: I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaand why these aren't selling.

It's the perfect weather for something cold.

dat wind blows

OOOHH!!!

A customah!

Booper Dooper: Aaahhh, party duuuude!

Yo.

Would you like some-

Niice cream?

That's brilliant.

Nice cream? I do.

It's frozen treat that warms ur heart.

Now just fifteen...

*SPLAT*

A'right, f*ck it.

Here you go!

What up, G? Yes.

Have a terrible day.

I'm unna buy summore. Can I?

Welp.

Batman smells

*Lickitung*

Bald guy: I been thinkin' about sellin' treats too.

Want some fried snow?

It's just 5G.

UUUuummMM, sure!

Ah huh.

Did I say 5G? I meant 50G.

No, atz too moch. I dun't wanna spend it all.

Yes.

You're right...

That's still too low.

Pft

PFT

PFFTT!!

*Laugh*

Robin laid an egg.

*It's empt-* Jack: AH HAHAHAHA!!

WholesomeHowellisNotaTrashCan: YO!

You're a kid too, right?

I ken tell 'cause your wearin' a striped shirt.

Thanks.

Izzat how you tell kids apart?

dere's dat wind again

Dan: Oh.

Oh god.

Am I gonna die in the cold if I stay out in this?

Booper: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Meanwhile...

Papyrus: Whoopsy doopsy! I just remembered!

I have to go to the bathroom.

*quick footsteps*

Dooper: Papyrus!

AmazingRainbow: Human!

Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings.

Here we go.

Feelings like:

The joy of finding another pasta lover!

Don't be upsetti.

The admiration for another's puzzle solving skills.

Yas

The diessafier to sahhve a aoclso mcwoemajota

THAT'S OOL I THINK ABOUT.

These feelings...

They must be what YOU are feeling RIGHT NOW!

Oh. Ah hahahahaa.

YES THEY ARE PAPYRUS

I can hardly imagine what it must be like to feel that way.

Phil Trash #1: Mmhm.

I don't ever wonder what having lots of friends is like.

His mailbox says that.

Rude: AH HAHAHAHAHA!!

-lonely human.

Worry not!

I- the great Papyrus

will be yoooooorr

Senpai?

No! No!

No, this is all wrong!

I can't be your friend.

You are a Youtuber!

Stop discriminating!

Turn and look at me, bro!

*screeech*

*CRASH*

I must capture you!

That's fine, I consent!

Then, I can fu-Phil my lifelong dream!

The newest membah...

...of the Royal Gaaaad!

Uh oh!

Indeed.

Pew pew: I- love- nice cream!

Janice: I hope you survived.

I know I didn't.

Jack: They're sooo cuuute!

Dan: Wot

the f*ck is that?

Is that a..BEE?

Savage Phil: It's ur mum.

SHAWTY IMMA PARTY TILL THE SUN DOWN

For more infomation >> Youtubers Play Undertale - ANIMATED! But everyone is holding nice cream - Duration: 3:18.

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3 ILLUSIONI OTTICHE E SONORE DA PROVARE - TEST DELL''UDITO E VISTA - PARODIA - Duration: 1:26.

NEVERS Science presents: 3 OPTILCAL AND AUDIO ILLUSIONS TO TEST YOUR EYES AND HEAR

Do you hear that sound?

And that?

Let us know what you hear, if both sounds or only one.

The results could not be different if you try it with other people.

This illusion may seem to be a simple white screen with a black dot.

But, if you look to anywhere, you could not see the black dot.

Don't you believe it?

I promise that the image was not altered digitally..

Now, tell me how many times did the dot flashes on the screen?

Many of us may think that it flashes twice but it's wrong.

In this case, the sound has altered our visual perception.

And now?

Play gambling!! Play gambling!! Play gambling!! Play gambling!!

How many times did the screen flashes?

In this case, the sound has altered your mental perception.

Maybe now, you've an irresistible desire to play videopoker?

Let us know in the comments below.

Got a question?

Ask it to us, but we will not answer.

And don't forget to subscribe to our channel for more videos.

NEVER Science. Where the Science don't Science

For more infomation >> 3 ILLUSIONI OTTICHE E SONORE DA PROVARE - TEST DELL''UDITO E VISTA - PARODIA - Duration: 1:26.

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Battle of the Ports - Thunder Force AC (サンダーフォース ＡＣ) Show #163 - 60fps - Duration: 11:34.

So, Thunder Force AC is actually an arcade game based upon a Mega Drive game.

Ported to Sega's System C-2 hardware, Thunder Force AC is almost graphically identical to

its Mega Drive counterpart, Thunder Force III in many areas.

Unfortunately the sound chip on Sega's System C-2 Hardware couldn't match the punch of

that found within the Mega Drive leaving the music sounding a little flatter in areas.

But don't think that this is a pure Thunder Force III port.

Thunder Force AC actually removes two of Thunder Force III's stages and replaces them with

one original area and another taken directly from Thunder Force 2 based upon the Sharp

X68000 version.

Personally I prefer the original Thunder Force III stages to these new additions which seem

so out of place.

Going under the name of Thunder Force III on the Mega Drive, this is what Thunder Force

AC is based upon however Thunder Force III is actually superior to the arcade game.

It feels much smoother in the playability department.

I don't know why but it just does.

Everything feels slick and precise.

The music is also fuller in this Mega Drive game with a much wider stereo separation and

heavier bass track.

Unfortunately you do loose one audio channel from the music every time you fire your weapon

and all music tracks whenever speech plays but it's a small price to play for the much

richer sound overall.

Then we come to the way the game looks.

Some areas look just like the arcade game while others a little weaker but then we have

some which look better.

Especially some of the enemies.

Apparently Technosoft themselves ported this to the Super Famicom and what an awful port it is.

There's not one single plus point I can say about this version.

Obviously it's based upon the arcade game and not Thunder Force III so it's missing

the cool ice stage but that's the least of the issues here.

The game is constantly slowing down then speeding back up making it a nightmare to control.

One minute you're struggling to move the ship and then suddenly it's darted off across

the screen.

Your weapons are also under powered in this version which makes the game harder than it

should be.

Graphically the game looks worse than the Mega Drive in areas plus makes no use of the

added colour pallet found on the Super Famicom.

Finally we have the audio.

If there was no Mega Drive version this wouldn't sound so bad however the sampled instruments

sound poor compared to the excellent FM synth found on the Mega Drive game plus many of

the music tracks on the Super Famicom version have that typical horrible reverb effect.

Oh, and the sound effects are crap too, in most cases.

Now, I know some of you are thinking that the Saturn port of Thunder Force AC found

on the Thunder Force Gold Pack 2 is actually emulation.

Well, you'd be wrong.

Without going all technical I'll make it easy to prove.

Closely look at the boss battle on stage one and you'll see that the arcade original

has sprite flicker where as on the Saturn there's none.

In fact there are many areas where the arcade game has sprite flicker which isn't present

on the Saturn game.

So what we have here is an arcade port which is better than the arcade original.

Technosoft have even made it feel like the Mega Drive version, so it's silky smooth

to play too.

For more infomation >> Battle of the Ports - Thunder Force AC (サンダーフォース ＡＣ) Show #163 - 60fps - Duration: 11:34.

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NesKoH - Dobri Ljudi - Duration: 3:48.

A kiss good night,

A hug of true love.

That you'll go on a long journey,

You never told me.

People say,

That we have time for everything.

Maybe that's true for those

Who don't love.

Why do the good ones leave us first?

Why do the nice days pass too fast?

We don't have time for all,

All of those whom we love and care about.

You gave me a flower,

The most beautiful in this world.

I will take care of it in secret,

Hidden in my heart.

Today I'm looking for reasons

Why I didn't, when I should have,

Say these words,

That you maybe wanted me to say.

Why do the good ones leave us first?

Why do the nice days pass too fast?

We don't have time for all,

All of those whom we love and care about.

Why do the good ones leave us first?

Why do the nice days pass too fast?

We don't have time for all,

All of those whom we love and care about.

For more infomation >> NesKoH - Dobri Ljudi - Duration: 3:48.

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How to LOSE FAT FAST | Cool NATURAL INGREDIENT for FAST WEIGHT LOSS! EASY TIP - Duration: 3:15.

Hi there Self-Helpers

and welcome to Self-Help Yourself

the number one self-help channel

dedicated to becoming the best version

of yourself.

so I have a quick tip on

nutrition today for you.

and it'll show

you how to burn fat naturally using this

simple fat burner.

but, before I tell you

what it is it is,

important to understand

that it takes more than one brick to

form a building

and its hundreds of

those bricks that leads to that building

having a super strong structure.

and in the same way it takes multiple days of

consistently eating healthy and

exercising to develop a

healthy lifestyle.

so if you're looking to

accomplish something that is not

long term...

it won't work out, and that

buildings' going to crumble.

So if you

learn more on how to get started on

eating healthy the easy way,

I'll link up a video right here and that'll help

you get started on your journey

but today,

I'm going to give you one additional

brick that's going to get you started on

your journey towards losing fat

and one thing that I love doing while

looking to burn fat is having this...

FENUGREEK SEEDS

or METHI

if you're watching this in India.

but if you think

that this is going to fetch you results overnight...

that's crazy talk.

Again!

I'm just giving you one brick.

but the cool thing about this is, it's just so easy

That's it!

Now there are many ways of consuming this,

but what I've done here is just

added some Fenugreek seeds to a cup

and added some water and let it rest for

a few hours.

they tend to swell up pretty fast

and then they become easier to swallow.

but the easy way to do it is to

have a spoonful and just swallow it with water.

Just like you have a tablet.

And I love having at least a spoonful of this

before every single meal because it

helps create a coating around the

stomach which helps reduce fat absorption.

it'll help you feel full,

control your cravings and even

prevent you from binge eating

this comes from its ability to increase insulin

sensitivity and stabilise

your blood sugar levels

and research has proven that fenugreek seeds give all

these amazing benefits.

now this doesn't

mean that you can demolish a lot of

unhealthy food and just get away with it

by having this.

But it's the longevity of

this approach along with good eating and

exercise habits that are going to help

you burn off that extra body fat.

This will also help you stay consistent on a

meal plan if you're traveling, so carry

this in a smaller box and you're good to go!

it's quick, easy and effective and

once you make this a habit you see that

building standing strong.

so guys remember to have this before every single meal.

If you're looking for more tips

on how to improve your lifestyle and

improve yourself,

subscribe to my channel

and hit the notifications icon so that

these videos come straight to you.

and if you found this video helpful make sure

to give it a thumbs up it's right down there

and leave me a comment on what you

think is healthy eating, and how to lose fat easily

this is Vikram signing off

and I'll see you in the next session

For more infomation >> How to LOSE FAT FAST | Cool NATURAL INGREDIENT for FAST WEIGHT LOSS! EASY TIP - Duration: 3:15.

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Don't Let Me Down - The Chainsmokers | TUTO CHOREGRAPHIE POM POM GIRL - Duration: 9:06.

For more infomation >> Don't Let Me Down - The Chainsmokers | TUTO CHOREGRAPHIE POM POM GIRL - Duration: 9:06.

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SCP-001-J The Big Red Button | Joke SCP | April Fool's Special! - Duration: 5:54.

SCP-001-J The Big Red Button object class keter

Item #: SCP-001-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The location of Site-00, where SCP-001-J is to be kept,

must remain an absolute secret.

To this end, Site-00 will be guarded entirely by automated defense systems and have no living

staff whatsoever.

SCP-001-J itself will be kept locked in a cube made entirely from tungsten carbide,

which is itself inside of another cube made of tungsten carbide, which will in turn be

placed at the bottom of a three-kilometer long elevator shaft.

Multiple molly-guards have been carefully placed over SCP-001-J, and the robots on Site-00

will be prepared to replace these guards if needed.

Description: SCP-001-J is big, red, shiny, strangely appealing button that just begs

to be pushed.

SCP-001-J is a self-destruct mechanism that Foundation scientists believe is powerful

enough to destroy reality itself, consisting of a circular red button set into a metal

case.

It looks like candy.

The mechanism by which SCP-001-J operates is not fully understood but it would be awesome

to find out.

SCP-001-J induces a mild psychic compulsion upon all beings who see it or hear it described

to try to push it.

You know you want to!

History: SCP-001-J was first discovered by President ██████████ of

███████████████ in ██/██/████, in an elevator

car.

At that time, SCP-001-J looked exactly as it does now, except for the addition of a

sticky-note that said "If you push this button, you'll destroy everything."

The President managed to fight his compulsion to press SCP-001-J long enough to remove SCP-001-J

from the elevator and lock it in the closet of his office.

Afterward, he contacted ██████████████████████████████, known to us as "The Founder," and charged him with

creating a special organization with the specific goal of preventing SCP-001-J from being pressed,

either by careless accident or by deliberate malice, and also with the goal of "protecting

humanity from monsters and stuff."

██████████████████████████████ agreed, took SCP-001-J, and hid it under a pile of

old socks in his basement.

██████████████████████████████ spent the remainder of his life sitting on his porch,

using a shotgun to fend off miscreants on his lawn who were suspected of being SCP-001-J

sympathizers.

The millions of dollars he made on the stock exchange were used to create a trust fund

that was the basis of our Foundation.

Since ██████████████████████████████ died and the Foundation was set up to replace him,

there have been █████ attempts to press SCP-001-J. Before Site-00 was relocated

to Antarctica [DATA EXPUNGED], there were many near-breaches of containment when Foundation

personnel attempted to press SCP-001-J "to see what would happen" and had to be terminated.

There have also been numerous attempts by the Foundation's enemies to retrieve SCP-001-J,

particularly the Order of the Sacred Button-Pushers, who have sworn to stop at nothing to capture

and press SCP-001-J.

Addendum 1: I, for one, think it absurd that we still know so little of this SCP, even

though we owe the creation of our organization to it, and allow petty fears of existential

annihilation to prevent us from studying SCP-001-J. I propose a simple test; using a remote-controlled

drone, we will gently tap the outer surface of SCP-001-J. If my calculations are correct,

only a tiny portion of everything will be destroyed, and the probability that we will

be part of this portion is astronomically small.

-Dr. Blarg

Addendum 2: Denied.

Report to the psyche ward immediately.

O5-█

Addendum 3: Recently, many instances of objects that superficially resemble SCP-001-J have

appeared on the internet and elsewhere.

Although they seem to share the memetic effects of SCP-001-J, reality-destroying properties

have not been confirmed.

Research into the possibility of using these devices as a preventative measure against

people pushing SCP-001-J has been postponed due to the number of researchers who started

pushing buttons and refused to stop.

Addendum 4: In relation to Addendum 3, researchers unable to stop pushing SCP-001-J lookalikes

appear to have a chronic addiction, in that they are now physically reliant on pushing

SCP-001-J lookalikes.

The affected have been admitted to ████████████ Hospital in ███████, ███████, ██████ for

Foundation monitoring.

Further research is recommendatory, but how it should be carried out will be the subject

of further discussion.

For more infomation >> SCP-001-J The Big Red Button | Joke SCP | April Fool's Special! - Duration: 5:54.

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Tennis Serve Return Tip: Step In On Weak Serves - Duration: 2:48.

Do you struggle against slow serves that you think you should be crushing?

Well it may have something to do with your footwork, and when you get your movement locked in

you'll be well on your way to dominating your opponent's weak serves.

Hi, this is Jeff Salzenstein, USTA High Performance coach and former top 100 player

and in this lesson, I'm going to show you how you can use a simple footwork tip to return more effectively

so that you rip those slow serves coming at you.

The step-in footwork pattern with your return of serve is actually not a very common one you're going to use

unless you're at a level where serves are coming pretty slow to you

So if it's coming slow, there's no reason to wait on this foot.

You actually want to come out of your split step and you just want to get on your front foot and step in

and then make sure you have a good balance.

So you can treat it like a regular groundstroke where the ball is coming.

You come out of the split, and you might make one shuffle step before you step in.

You're probably not going to split and then just turn and step.

Okay, you're probably going to add a little shuffle.

So, that shuffle is usually going to happen in the direction towards your backhand side.

Okay, you're probably not going to shuffle and then step like this.

If you're moving in that direction towards your forehand

you're probably going to use the back-to-front or an open stance.

So use the step-in when the ball is more into your body, and you've got to shuffle a little bit to get out of the way.

So, this is what it's going to look like.

So even there, I was able to kind of jump off the ground a little bit, just because the ball was a little bit higher.

But the idea, again, is to come out of the split step, and you might make…

you might step out a little bit and shuffle, and then you find yourself on this foot, hitting your forehand return.

I'll do that again.

And then you would finish back towards the middle when you're done, but if you noticed, when I finished

I had great balance.

This back foot there, there is no weight on it anymore. You can literally tap the back foot.

There is no weight anymore, and I had really good balance. I held my finish, and then I recovered back.

So again, use the step-in when the ball comes closer to your body, and it's coming slow

and you have time to shuffle out of the way first.

It gives me great satisfaction to help players improve their return of serves

and I hope this video gave new insight on how you can handle the slower serve coming your way.

If you enjoyed this lesson and received a lot of value

you can go ahead and click the Thumbs Up button, subscribe to our Youtube channel

and leave a comment below if you want a response from me.

Thank you for your time and I'll see you at the next lesson.

For more infomation >> Tennis Serve Return Tip: Step In On Weak Serves - Duration: 2:48.

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Перец, фаршированный рисом и грибами - постное блюдо / Rice and mushrooms stuffed bell peppers - Duration: 6:00.

Hello! My name is Elena Bazhenova.

I'm glad to welcome you at my kitchen!

Let's cook a stuffed peppers with mushrooms and rice in tomato sauce.

You can cook such peppers at any time of the year.

In summer and autumn you can use fresh peppers, and in winter and spring - frozen.

For the recipe, take: 12-15 medium bell peppers (fresh or frozen),

50 ml vegetable oil, 200g fresh tomatoes (you can use tomatoes in their own juice),

1 onion, 300g peeled fresh mushrooms (champignons),

200g washed rice, salt and ground peppercorn.

Put a casserole with a thick bottom on a stove.

You can use a frying pan.

On the medium heat.

Pour vegetable oil.

Meanwhile, chop the onion finely.

Add chopped onion.

Fry until golden brown, stirring every few minutes.

Cut the mushrooms into thin strips.

Not slices.

You can cut into cubes.

After 2-3 minutes, add mushrooms.

Stir and wait, when the mushrooms will give juice.

Juice appeared out of the mushrooms.

Add the rice here.

Stir.

Take the tomatoes in their own juice.

Drain the juice.

Add the tomato pieces.

Mix well again.

Salt.

Pepper to taste.

Stir and fry for 3-4 minutes.

Cook, stirring constantly.

Take a cold water.

Add enough water until it is at least 1/2 inch above the rice.

Cover with the lid.

Reduce the heat to the minimum.

I'll cook using thermocontroller: until the termokontroller`s arrow reaches the middle of the green sector.

In a regular saucepan, cook until rice is tender.

The thermocontroller`s arrow reached the middle of the green sector.

Turn off the heat.

Leave to infuse for 15 minutes.

Remove the lid.

Mix the stuffing well.

I can already eat it, without peppers.

We will stuff the peppers.

Take the pepper.

Small spoon.

Stuff peppers with the rice.

Place the stuffed peppers into a pot.

Tightly.

Now make the sauce.

Add salt to the tomato juice with slices of tomatoes.

A little bit of vegetable oil.

Stir.

Add a little water.

A little bit.

Dilute with water.

Pour tomato sauce over peppers.

I'll cook using the thermocontroller.

We need only to bring the peppers to a boil.

The stuffing is already cooked, the peppers were frozen, so everything will be cooked very quickly.

Cover with the lid.

Cook on low heat until the termokontroller`s arrow reaches the first mark of the green sector.

In a regular pot, cover and bring it to a boil.

Peppers begin to boil. Turn off the heat.

Let sit covered for 10 minutes.

Peppers are ready!

Serve peppers with sauce.

We cooked a lean and vegetarian dish.

Cook with pleasure and enjoy!

TASTY DIALOGUE WITH ELENA BAZHENOVA

For more infomation >> Перец, фаршированный рисом и грибами - постное блюдо / Rice and mushrooms stuffed bell peppers - Duration: 6:00.

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Дом 2 новости 1 апреля 2017 (1.04.2017) Раньше эфира - Duration: 3:47.

For more infomation >> Дом 2 новости 1 апреля 2017 (1.04.2017) Раньше эфира - Duration: 3:47.

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La Fan | Capítulo 53 | Telemundo Novelas - Duration: 11:20.

CC: TELEMUNDO NETWORK

THE FAN

Let go of me! Let go!

Quiet!

-You won't get away with it! -Stop it.

Let's go!

Come on! Let's go!

No, no! Don't shoot!

Help me. Let's go.

I can't do it, Diego!

What can't you do?

I can't live in a place like this.

What do you mean?

Look at this place!

Don't be so dramatic.

Diego, this place is horrible. I tried, but I can't do it.

I killed the roach. What's the problem?

The problem's that where there's one there's more.

So now you're a roach expert?

Stop making fun of me.

I'm not!

You're afraid of living with a little bug,

but you don't mind naming a rat vice president.

What does that mean?

It means that I bite my tongue and you can't deal with a roach.

Stop talking about it! I hate roaches!

And I hate Benicio so we have a problem!

-So what do we do? -Don't hang that over my head.

I killed it. It's gone.

Why do you insist on bringing up the roach?

They disgust me. Just stop!

Fine.

And?

Will you come back?

I will.

But only once you've gotten rid of every bug in this place!

And do some cleaning too!

Here, have some coffee and tell me exactly what happened.

Quique ordered me to watch Duarte and he got away.

You're in big trouble.

Those two must be married by now.

Quique's going to kill me.

Don't worry. That won't happen.

Why not? He got away!

Calm down. They won't get married.

-Are you sure? -Trust me.

But next time, do your job.

Answer the phone. It's getting on my nerves

Sure.

"Unknown Caller."

Nicolas, it's me.

It's him. What do I say?

<i> Nicolas, can you hear me?</i> <i> Say something!</i>

I can hear you breathing. Cut the crap!

Pretend nothing's happened.

What do I tell him?

Nicolas, are you with Duarte?

Yes... no!

There was a slight hiccup.

What sort of hiccup?

He got away.

What?

He got away?

He's going to kill me.

Give me that!

Mr. Quique, this is Gabriel Bustamante.

Why are you with Nicolas?

Don't worry.

Lucas and Vale won't get married.

Of course they won't.

<i> Nicolas did</i> <i> what he could.</i>

Well, it wasn't enough, Gabriel.

I know, but he tried.

Besides, the important thing's to stop the wedding, right?

Of course there'll be no wedding!

As long as I'm alive, those two will never get married!

In the words of my father, "Good riddance!"

Where are you going, sweetie?

What is it?

Jessie, you're hurting me! What's the matter with you?

Sorry, but I need you to tell me if the seed's

going to bear fruit.

Sweetie, I'm not a gynecologist.

You're my friend. What's wrong with you?

Back at you. You need to calm down!

I am calm!

You're horrible. Bye.

I'm very calm.

I don't want to hurt you, but I need to know if I'm pregnant.

You need to calm down. These things take time.

I don't have time!

If I'm not pregnant, that means I have to go out there

and find another donor, which won't be easy.

You're insane.

I want a tarot reading.

A tarot reading? Calm down.

This is horrible, but if you want me to be honest, fine.

I consulted the spirits and all I can say is this,

your chances are looking good.

I knew it!

Now you know.

You'd better be right or I'll kill you.

You shameless bitch! I'm not God, you know!

Fine, don't be so upset.

You're a horrible person.

I'm not.

So, what are you going to do

now that your man has found another girl?

You're a meanie!

I don't care.

Not in the slightest.

Those two won't get rid of me so easily.

I don't like it when you talk that way.

I get goosebumps.

And with good reason.

I swear Diego will end up with me or my name isn't Jessica.

-Wow! -Cheers.

You've always been a bad girl, but lately you've been lethal.

Grrr...

You're being silly. Sit down.

Come in. Take a seat.

-You had me called? -Yes.

We have to talk.

About what? About Diego?

About Benicio.

Benicio?

I don't know what I can tell you about him.

Don't be nervous.

We can talk openly.

I'm sorry, but I don't understand.

I'll be straightforward. Benicio told me about you two.

He's in love with you.

Don't you think Adri was being dramatic?

There weren't that many roaches.

Bro, we found a few and that's enough for a woman like her.

At least we got rid of them.

For now, just remember that rats and roaches are pests.

Don't say that!

If she sees another one, she'll kick me out.

Then you'll have to do this every month.

I guess. Thanks for the help.

Sure thing, bro.

So?

How's the place? Do you like it?

Um... well...

What's with the face?

Nothing, it's comfy and small...

Tiny, actually, considering you're living with Adriana.

Isn't my love enough for her?

Dude, you know she's used to living differently.

Well, this is all I can give her.

What if she doesn't get used to it?

She has to.

This all comes with me. It's all part of the package.

I'm like a fast food combo.

You get a burger with fries and a drink.

It all comes together.

What if she doesn't like burgers?

She'll learn to love them.

Fine, but do you have a plan B in case she doesn't?

Well...

I mean, I don't get it.

Neither do we.

What happened?

Vale was almost kidnapped. Lucas saved her and they left.

-Lucas? -Yes.

Where'd they go?

We don't know. We stayed here.

I was looking after Tomas while this all happened.

But did they get married?

They were getting married when those men came in.

-What do you mean? -They were getting married.

But did they marry?

Our Father in Heaven was looking down...

Father, you know what I mean!

Where's Vale?

Lucas and Vale ran away!

This isn't over.

Wow, sweetheart! Evasive driving!

Just like in your movie <i> Lost in Love</i> , remember?

Sure, but now's not a good time to reminisce.

What's up?

Oh, it's you. I have a doorbell, you know.

What's with the attitude? You called me.

Didn't think you'd come so quickly.

-You love playing hard to get. -You said it was urgent.

Guess what?

I'm not in the mood.

I see.

It's about our last conversation.

I'm listening.

I found out who the man is. His name's Pascual Blanco.

Pascual Blanco?

Oh, baby!

I can tell you're not happy.

Honestly, I'm not.

Did you call your daughter?

Yes, but she won't answer my calls.

Do you still think she's the one who wants to kill you?

Who else could it be?

Oh, this is so sad!

It really is.

She's the only person I have problems with.

I hate to say you're right, but you don't have enemies.

That's why I'm certain it's her.

Oh, baby, who'd want to hurt you?

You're the most generous, wonderful man in the world.

It's her. I know it.

My instincts tell me.

Yes, she's your daughter.

You've no idea how much it pains me.

She's your family. It's only natural.

Oh my God!

I'm so nervous!

Sweetheart, they're still after us and they're getting close.

-Don't worry. -I don't want to die.

No one's dying. I'll protect you.

-I love you. -And I love you!

THE FAN

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What Makes Feliks Zemdegs Fast? His Secret Method: Zeroing Revealed - Duration: 2:35.

Feliks is the fastest cuber who holds multiple records for multiple events and is the king

of 3x3 avg, with no one breaking his avg wr, but himself.

We have many fast cubers, yet what makes Feliks the fastest of them all?

Its his special hidden technique called zeroing.

Zeroing is shrouded in mystery and not a lot is known about it.

Feliks maintains tight secrecy regarding his special method and has told no one about this.

Because, this is a secret method, he also doesn't use it in solves while filming on

cam, and most of the practice for zeroing is done off cam.

However, Feliks is also human and humans are bound to make mistakes somehow, and Feliks

had a slip up during China Championship, which sheds light onto a subset of Zeroing where

you can influence PLL.

In one of his solves, during the Last Layer, he did something peculiar, which people didn't

notice.

However, with my Critical sharingan eyes, which has over 9000 megapixels and can slow

down time, I caught a glimpse of him doing zeroing.

He influenced his PLL so that he could get a better PLL, which instead gave him a better

time than doing a bad PLL.

Zeroing is a huge set and this influencing PLL is just part of its subset.

In this PLL influence subset, you intentionally misplace 2 cross edges with M2 U2 M2 and solve

the rest of your f2l as usual.

Once you get to Last Layer, you solve the OLL as it is, but for PLL, if you end up getting

a bad PLL like F Perm, you can convert it into a J perm.

It can also change G perms, into A perms and all those influencing things.

This is revolutionary and is the secret of Feliks getting such good times.

We don't have much details as of now, hence I cannot talk much about this, however with

this information, you can find your own PLL influencing patterns and learn this influencing

Zeroing Subset.

There are other Zeroing Subsets also, which are as follows: Inspecting Cross + F2L in

your inspection, which helps predict OLL.

This is Feliks secret to smooth solves and never stopping turning.

X-Cross Subset which also solves EO.

This is what he uses for OH when making X-Crosses.

Thanks for watching and I forgot to mention this, but April Fools.

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La Doña | Capítulo 88 | Telemundo Novelas - Duration: 15:21.

CC: TELEMUNDO NETWORK

LADY ALTAGRACIA

If you kill me, she won't rest until you're dead.

You know how dangerous and vengeful she is.

She won't show you or your family mercy.

You don't know what you're saying.

She put you in jail, remember?

Yes, and she didn't kill me.

There's a simple reason for that.

I'm her daughter.

I'm Altagracia Sandoval's daughter.

Don't tell Saul Braulio's here or you know what'll happen.

He'll lose it.

Too much has happened.

First, Jaime's death, then Ximena's disappearance,

and now Lydia.

He'd beat him to death and Saul would end up in prison.

-Please don't say anything. -You'll have to tie me up then,

because the only reason I didn't kill him just now

was because Karen's my boss and she's here,

but just wait till we're alone.

No, you can't do that. You can't risk your job.

You just officially became an officer.

That bastard isn't worth it.

That's enough!

Lydia already feels guilty and you all want to add a death

and two arrests to her conscience?

They just took Lydia in for the medical evaluation.

I was obviously not allowed in with her.

Jorge, where's Karen?

She's handling another case.

I should go and help her with the accused.

Yes, you go do what we agreed on.

I will. Bye.

What's... what's going on?

Nothing.

Jorge's upset about what Braulio did to Lydia

and wants to kill him too.

Magdalena.

It's figure of speech, but that's what he said.

It's a figure of speech, but it makes sense and I agree.

After everything Lydia's had to go through,

if Braulio Padilla were in front of me,

I don't know what I'd do.

I've identified my aggressor.

I told the officer everything I know, but no one believes me.

They all think it's my fault.

I'm very sorry about this,

but it's important we take your statement.

It's for the report on your state of mind.

Hey!

I'm not crazy.

I know who I want sleep with and who I don't.

That man raped me.

I'm trying to find if you have lesions or external evidence.

I didn't resist.

I didn't do anything. He drugged me.

I think he used one of those drugs used to rob people.

It's like you lose your ability to resist.

Can't you run some blood tests?

Scopolamine leaves the bloodstream very quickly.

It stays for two or six hours tops.

It's too late.

I don't remember anything.

All I remember is waking up in a hotel room naked.

We're done, but I still need to take pictures of your body.

Naked?

Miss, I already feel bad enough.

I'm dizzy.

Why do I have to go through this?

Here, this will help.

The pictures are to record any lacerations.

Magdalena, said it herself.

"Why'd you fix yourself up to see your father-in-law?"

They judged me from the get-go.

Everyone judged me, but I just wanted that man to accept me

so I could be with his son.

I wanted him to stop judging me because I'm a sandwich vendor.

Look, you're not the only one who's gone through this.

Plenty of women have been raped,

This is a necessary part of the process

of reporting your aggressor.

Don't worry.

Please turn around.

On your side.

Raise your arms.

You're entitled to preventive treatment

for sexually transmitted diseases.

You're also entitled to the morning after pill.

You could be at risk of pregnancy.

What?

Oh, Diego!

Why'd they hurt us so much?

I put two and two together

when I discovered Braulio's ties to my dad and Altagracia.

I asked Regina about it and she didn't deny it.

She started crying because she's my aunt

-and Altagracia is my mother. -No, no!

You're trying to confuse me!

You can't be Lady Altagracia's daughter!

She abandoned me when I was born.

Why'd she want to kill me?

Why me? I'm her only daughter.

<i> A daughter was born</i> <i> out of that rape.</i>

One of those men is her father.

Altagracia abandoned her.

I want you to find that girl.

She must be about 20 years old.

It's you?

You're the girl he was talking about?

"He?"

What am I going to do?

Altagracia said not to hurt you and to leave you alone.

If what you're saying is true,

she'll have me and my family killed!

Listen to me. You just have to let me go.

Adolfo's dead. There's nothing I can do!

That doesn't matter. Listen.

Put the gun down.

I'll say we were mugged by men wearing masks

so we couldn't see their faces.

Please, Gabino.

This isn't you. I know you.

I swear that...

Don't!

Don't swear to me because you always lie!

You've done it over and over again since I met you.

You know what?

You made me think you were in love with me.

You used me when you needed me, when it was convenient.

You fooled me.

You chose Saul, Adolfo, and everyone else over me!

I won't let you fool me again.

Never again.

And you know why?

Because Lady Altagracia will never find out about this!

Never!

Detective, you did me a favor by calling me here.

I was actually on my way.

I don't understand.

My car was stolen today of all days.

Have your cops look for it.

We're not going to do this, Mr. Padilla.

You know I had a search warrant for your car.

You got rid of it.

Sorry, but once again, it'll be your word against mine.

Okay.

I was told to walk the gentleman to the exit.

He needs to leave through the back.

He's here about Lydia's case, right?

No, he isn't.

He's here about his car.

If we want him to make a statement about Lydia's case,

I'll need a warrant, a judge and a camera,

-neither of which I have. -But Lydia...

Much to my disappointment, I'll have to let him go!

Lydia identified him as her aggressor.

I'm a lawyer.

I know how the police go about procuring a statement

and since you're not following procedure, I'll leave.

Diego, you can't just leave with a change of clothes.

Life is hard and you're not ready to take that step.

I left all the clothes Braulio bought.

-It's all there. -Why'd you call him Braulio?

He's your father.

I know you've had issues, but...

-I have to go, Mom. -Diego, Diego.

Please come here.

Listen.

I know you're 18 and you can do whatever you want,

but don't leave like this.

I'm your mother. Tell me what happened.

The less you know, the better.

He put me in this position. He gave me no other choice.

I know Braulio goes about things the wrong way,

but I know deep down he does it because he loves you.

Don't ever say that again!

My father is dead to me.

This is about Lydia.

Did she convince you to do this?

That's it, isn't it?

It's because your father won't accept her.

Is that why, Diego?

I hope you change your mind someday, Mom.

I really hope you'll leave Braulio someday.

When that day comes, call me. I'll be waiting.

Diego, don't.

Diego, sweetie, please don't go.

Saul, I want to apologize.

I couldn't detain Braulio.

What do you mean? He was here?

Yes, he was here. Calm down!

He was here

-and you let him go! -Calm down and I'll explain!

He was here to report his car had been stolen.

I couldn't do anything to help Ximena's case or Lydia's.

The car was all we had that could lead us to Ximena.

There were probably traces of DNA or blood in that car!

That's why he got rid of it! It's obvious.

Besides, how'd he find out about the search warrant?

I don't know! I've no idea!

Hey, stay here! You're not going after him!

Braulio's keeps doing whatever he wants

because we're surrounded by corruption everywhere we go.

Lady Altagracia's no different!

It seems we have to do things on our own,

because the law isn't doing anything.

Altagracia's right.

Laws are useless!

You're going to pay for what you did to Lydia,

but first, you'll take me to your car.

Adolfo!

He's been shot!

Altagracia, he's been shot! We need help!

He didn't say he was hurt!

Call the ambulance. Call for help.

Adolfo, are you alright?

Monica ran.

Where to?

I don't know. Find her.

Matamoros, take the truck.

Ma'am, I can't leave you.

It doesn't matter! I'm always armed.

Monica's what matters now. Take the truck.

I'll walk.

Which way did they go?

Yesenia, stay with Adolfo.

Okay.

I'm here, Adolfo.

I'm fine. I'm okay.

Yesenia, Gabino lost his mind. Go with her.

The ambulance is on its way.

Altagracia!

Saul lost it when he found out Braulio got rid of the car.

It's understandable.

It was the only way we could prove Braulio was responsible

for Ximena's disappearance.

What'd you expect? Ximena was Saul's girlfriend.

Plus Braulio was involved in his father's death.

Right!

So he deserves to be killed.

An eye for an eye, right?

It's a shame you think that. I'll only say this, Jorge.

If that's what you think, then you're in the wrong profession.

I wouldn't do it, but how long are we supposed to just accept

the kind of things Braulio Padilla or Gabino have done?

Gabino's a cop and he does things the hard way.

I hate it when you compare yourself to Gabino.

-You're nothing like him. -Of course I'm not.

Sometimes anger and helplessness get the best of you, though.

No! They never can.

You're different from everyone.

I mean, from Gabino.

Someone has to be reasonable, right?

If we all thought the same thing,

if we all thought things should be settled an eye for an eye,

a tooth for a tooth, then the whole world would be blind

and toothless.

I always loved you! I swear!

I asked Lazaro for your hand. I treated you like royalty!

You know what?

Women don't like it when you treat them well.

On the contrary, they want you to beat them up all the time!

You know, you're the worst one of all and you know why?

You were born out of a rape.

That's why your mother never wanted you

and why she doesn't care about you.

She doesn't want anything to do with you,

because you're a symbol of male abuse.

Monica, I told you over and over again

that if you weren't mine,

then you wouldn't be anyone else's.

Monica!

LADY ALTAGRACIA

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