Penis greetings!
I'm SNES-Ketku and today I'm gonna review-
Phone rings
wait a second...
Relax man! I will get you the money!
I have the money! I will get them to you!
Okay, I understand, you will get your money. I promise!
Penis greetings! I'm SNES-Ketku and today I'm gonna review Super Mario 64
B-but you're not-
And today I have a special guest. One of Youtube's best game reviewer-
besides me
Pro Jared
Welcome Pro Jared. How nice of me to invite you on my show
Jared, Super Mario 64 experiences?
Sorry bro, we don't do that here.
Bowser kidnaps the Princess and we have to save her :D
That was a spoiler...sorry
This game has controls,
and this game has music.
And this game is a game.
A very long game, but occasionally short 5/5
I'm SNES-Ketku and we won't-
Come on bro, chill
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TF2動畫翻譯-你是海盜[CC字幕] - Duration: 1:38.
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Видео для Детей Про Экскаватор Строительные #Машинки и Дети Спецтехника для детей - Duration: 2:25.
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Youtubers Play Undertale - ANIMATED! But everyone is holding nice cream - Duration: 3:18.
Jingle bells
PieDiePew: I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaand why these aren't selling.
It's the perfect weather for something cold.
dat wind blows
OOOHH!!!
A customah!
Booper Dooper: Aaahhh, party duuuude!
Yo.
Would you like some-
Niice cream?
That's brilliant.
Nice cream? I do.
It's frozen treat that warms ur heart.
Now just fifteen...
*SPLAT*
A'right, f*ck it.
Here you go!
What up, G? Yes.
Have a terrible day.
I'm unna buy summore. Can I?
Welp.
Batman smells
*Lickitung*
Bald guy: I been thinkin' about sellin' treats too.
Want some fried snow?
It's just 5G.
UUUuummMM, sure!
Ah huh.
Did I say 5G? I meant 50G.
No, atz too moch. I dun't wanna spend it all.
Yes.
You're right...
That's still too low.
Pft
PFT
PFFTT!!
*Laugh*
Robin laid an egg.
*It's empt-* Jack: AH HAHAHAHA!!
WholesomeHowellisNotaTrashCan: YO!
You're a kid too, right?
I ken tell 'cause your wearin' a striped shirt.
Thanks.
Izzat how you tell kids apart?
dere's dat wind again
Dan: Oh.
Oh god.
Am I gonna die in the cold if I stay out in this?
Booper: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
Meanwhile...
Papyrus: Whoopsy doopsy! I just remembered!
I have to go to the bathroom.
*quick footsteps*
Dooper: Papyrus!
AmazingRainbow: Human!
Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings.
Here we go.
Feelings like:
The joy of finding another pasta lover!
Don't be upsetti.
The admiration for another's puzzle solving skills.
Yas
The diessafier to sahhve a aoclso mcwoemajota
THAT'S OOL I THINK ABOUT.
These feelings...
They must be what YOU are feeling RIGHT NOW!
Oh. Ah hahahahaa.
YES THEY ARE PAPYRUS
I can hardly imagine what it must be like to feel that way.
Phil Trash #1: Mmhm.
I don't ever wonder what having lots of friends is like.
His mailbox says that.
Rude: AH HAHAHAHAHA!!
-lonely human.
Worry not!
I- the great Papyrus
will be yoooooorr
Senpai?
No! No!
No, this is all wrong!
I can't be your friend.
You are a Youtuber!
Stop discriminating!
Turn and look at me, bro!
*screeech*
*CRASH*
I must capture you!
That's fine, I consent!
Then, I can fu-Phil my lifelong dream!
The newest membah...
...of the Royal Gaaaad!
Uh oh!
Indeed.
Pew pew: I- love- nice cream!
Janice: I hope you survived.
I know I didn't.
Jack: They're sooo cuuute!
Dan: Wot
the f*ck is that?
Is that a..BEE?
Savage Phil: It's ur mum.
SHAWTY IMMA PARTY TILL THE SUN DOWN
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3 ILLUSIONI OTTICHE E SONORE DA PROVARE - TEST DELL''UDITO E VISTA - PARODIA - Duration: 1:26.
NEVERS Science presents: 3 OPTILCAL AND AUDIO ILLUSIONS TO TEST YOUR EYES AND HEAR
Do you hear that sound?
And that?
Let us know what you hear, if both sounds or only one.
The results could not be different if you try it with other people.
This illusion may seem to be a simple white screen with a black dot.
But, if you look to anywhere, you could not see the black dot.
Don't you believe it?
I promise that the image was not altered digitally..
Now, tell me how many times did the dot flashes on the screen?
Many of us may think that it flashes twice but it's wrong.
In this case, the sound has altered our visual perception.
And now?
Play gambling!! Play gambling!! Play gambling!! Play gambling!!
How many times did the screen flashes?
In this case, the sound has altered your mental perception.
Maybe now, you've an irresistible desire to play videopoker?
Let us know in the comments below.
Got a question?
Ask it to us, but we will not answer.
And don't forget to subscribe to our channel for more videos.
NEVER Science. Where the Science don't Science
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NesKoH - Dobri Ljudi - Duration: 3:48.
A kiss good night,
A hug of true love.
That you'll go on a long journey,
You never told me.
People say,
That we have time for everything.
Maybe that's true for those
Who don't love.
Why do the good ones leave us first?
Why do the nice days pass too fast?
We don't have time for all,
All of those whom we love and care about.
You gave me a flower,
The most beautiful in this world.
I will take care of it in secret,
Hidden in my heart.
Today I'm looking for reasons
Why I didn't, when I should have,
Say these words,
That you maybe wanted me to say.
Why do the good ones leave us first?
Why do the nice days pass too fast?
We don't have time for all,
All of those whom we love and care about.
Why do the good ones leave us first?
Why do the nice days pass too fast?
We don't have time for all,
All of those whom we love and care about.
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Дом 2 новости 1 апреля 2017 (1.04.2017) Раньше эфира - Duration: 3:47.
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Cops seek public's help nabbing porch pirates - Duration: 1:46.
REPORTER: AFTER ARRIVING TO HIS
NORTH SACRAMENTO HOME FROM WORK,
BRET FAIR NOTICED A PACKAGE HAD
ARRIVED, BUT HE DIDN'T GRAB IT
RIGHT AWAY.
>> I COULD SEE IT, CAUSE IT'S
RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW.
REPORTER: BEFORE HE CAME BACK
TEN MINUTES LATER, HE SAYS THIS
WOMAN ARRIVED.
>> I SEE A MAN GETTING OUT OF
THAT GREEN TRUCK, THE LADY
WALKING UP, PEERING IN THE
WINDOW.
REPORTER: WHEN FAIR STEPPED
OUTSIDE MINUTES LATER, BOTH HIS
PACKAGE, AND THE WOMAN WERE
GONE.
>> WE FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS
TWO OTHER ROBBERIES THAT EXACT
DAY.
REPORTER: AS MORE AND MORE
PEOPLE ORDER PACKAGES TO THEIR
HOMES, AMAZON SALES WERE UP 27%
LAST YEAR, THEFTS LIKE THIS ARE
INCREASING.
ROCKLIN POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR
THIS PORCH PIRATE AFTER CAMERAS
CAUGHT HIM STEALING PACKAGES
THREE DIFFERENT TIMES IN
FEBRUARY AND MARCH.
SO HOW DO YOU PREVENT THIS FROM
HAPPENING TO YOU?
THE POSTAL SERVICE SUGGESTS
MAKING SURE YOU'RE HOME DURING
THE DELIVERY, USE TRACKING, AND
IF YOU HAVE TO BE GONE, ASK THAT
THE PARCEL BE DELIVERED TO A
NEIGHBOR.
ANOTHER OPTION IS INSTALLING A
HOME SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.
>> IF YOUR HOUSE HAS CAMERAS AND
YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR DOES NOT
HAVE CAMERAS IT'S MORE LIKELY
THAT THEY'RE GOING TO GO AND
TAKE THEM AS A TARGET BEFORE
YOU.
REPORTER: THIS CAMERA IS ABLE TO
ZOOM IN ON OUR NEWS VAN'S
LICENSE PLAT.
THE CAMERA THAT GOT THAT SHOT
PICKED UP OUR LICENSE PLATE FROM
MORE THAN 100 FEET AWAY.
FAIR SAYS THE THEFT IS A WAKEUP
CALL.
>> WHATEVER YOU NEED DELIVERED
CAN NOW BE DELIVERED, SO YOU
COULD HAVE A DELIVERY EVERY
SINGLE DAY AND IT DEFINITELY
OPENS UP TO EASY THEFT.
REPORTER: HE'S NOW INSTALLING A
MORE EXTENSIVE SURVEILLANCE
SYSTEM, HOPING TO PREVENT PORCH
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Người Mẹ Sẽ Vô Cùng Tiếc Nuối Nếu Không Ăn Loại Quả Này Lúc Mang Thai - Duration: 11:58.
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What Makes Feliks Zemdegs Fast? His Secret Method: Zeroing Revealed - Duration: 2:35.
Feliks is the fastest cuber who holds multiple records for multiple events and is the king
of 3x3 avg, with no one breaking his avg wr, but himself.
We have many fast cubers, yet what makes Feliks the fastest of them all?
Its his special hidden technique called zeroing.
Zeroing is shrouded in mystery and not a lot is known about it.
Feliks maintains tight secrecy regarding his special method and has told no one about this.
Because, this is a secret method, he also doesn't use it in solves while filming on
cam, and most of the practice for zeroing is done off cam.
However, Feliks is also human and humans are bound to make mistakes somehow, and Feliks
had a slip up during China Championship, which sheds light onto a subset of Zeroing where
you can influence PLL.
In one of his solves, during the Last Layer, he did something peculiar, which people didn't
notice.
However, with my Critical sharingan eyes, which has over 9000 megapixels and can slow
down time, I caught a glimpse of him doing zeroing.
He influenced his PLL so that he could get a better PLL, which instead gave him a better
time than doing a bad PLL.
Zeroing is a huge set and this influencing PLL is just part of its subset.
In this PLL influence subset, you intentionally misplace 2 cross edges with M2 U2 M2 and solve
the rest of your f2l as usual.
Once you get to Last Layer, you solve the OLL as it is, but for PLL, if you end up getting
a bad PLL like F Perm, you can convert it into a J perm.
It can also change G perms, into A perms and all those influencing things.
This is revolutionary and is the secret of Feliks getting such good times.
We don't have much details as of now, hence I cannot talk much about this, however with
this information, you can find your own PLL influencing patterns and learn this influencing
Zeroing Subset.
There are other Zeroing Subsets also, which are as follows: Inspecting Cross + F2L in
your inspection, which helps predict OLL.
This is Feliks secret to smooth solves and never stopping turning.
X-Cross Subset which also solves EO.
This is what he uses for OH when making X-Crosses.
Thanks for watching and I forgot to mention this, but April Fools.
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Granuja - Círculo vicioso (Subtitled) (Prod: Granuja) - Duration: 3:32.
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Беседа попугаев - Duration: 1:58.
Hello! You included YouTube video channel Fun with animals 99 plus.
Hello! You included YouTube video channel Fun with animals 99 plus.
I - Cat, a cat - the leading channel.
Today I will show you 2 fun with parrots.
1 funny look: Conversation 3 parrots.
We made video acceleration by 2 times, that was ridiculous!
2 look funny, too, with acceleration, Parrot wants to eat.
Did you like parrots? Then Like the video!
Subscribe to the YouTube Channel Fun with animals 99 plus to see the new video channel and myself!
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See you in the next video!
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3 ILLUSIONI OTTICHE e SONORE da provare - TEST UDITO e VISTA INSIEME - Duration: 1:26.
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DIY Kajal At Home: Smudge Free, Long Lasting, Blackest Black, 100% Natural | घर में कैसे बनाये काजल? - Duration: 4:21.
Hi friends welcome to my youtube channel
Priya's DIY channel.
So today in this video i am going to share with you
One 100% natural and waterproof
Homemade kohl which will
Lasts upto 8 to 10 hours without smudging
Well as we all know kohl makes
Eyes look very attractive and beautiful
And because that we all girls
Love using kohl
There are many branded kohl pencils available in market
But all of them Are full of chemicals
which makes our Eyes sensitive and
tend to get smudge.
So friends before we start let me remind you
to subscribe to my channel
And also if you like this video After watching
then hit that like button and comment/share.
So lets start making this.
So first we will need 3 cotton batti's like this
so that we can make this kohl faster
Then will need 6 to 7 camphor balls.
This will give soothing and refresh feeling after applying
And this will also help to make it long laster.
Next is 100% pure almond oil.
You can use any other brands almond oil
Then I'm taking 2 full Tbsp of clarified butter
if you don't have then you can Also use
musturd oil/Castor oil
Then will need a small lamp
And lastly will need 2 glasses and a plate.
First of all i have made a powder from camphor balls.
Now spread it all over in
The plate now roll cotton batti's on it For 2 to 3 times
And then take off the extra camphor by
Rubbing batti's onto your palm like so
This helps to take our kohl
smudge proof And waterproof.
First lit a lamp and then put a glass
In both sides of the lamp so that
plate can get a good support to hold on
Now flip the plate upside down like so
Make sure that the flame should touch
The plate like this, so that the kohl
Can get prepared as it's supposed to be.
After 2 hours of resting the lamp has been extinguished
and the plate is cooled down completely.
Now will check how the kohl looks like
As you can see the kohl is spread out All over the plate.
Now with the help of a spoon will take of the kohl like so
Now will add 2 to 3 drops of almond oil
And will mix and will shift this into a container.
Well if you're making in larger quantity
Then be careful while adding almond
Oil as adding too much of almond oil
At a time will ruin your kohl and
You won't have waterproof/smudge proof
Now i've shift this into a container
And now will show how it works compared to
readymade kohl available in market
As you can see it's so dark & easy to apply
Make sure to wait for atleast 5 to 10 sec
To dry and after that you can go ahead
And use any eye make up of your choice
Now will show you how water proof it is
And also it doesn't fade away if you're sweating.
So you can see it isn't fading even after Pouring
water on to it
So this is what it means how useful it is In
summer seasons.
So i hope you find this video helpful
Try this out and let me know in the
Comment section how it works for you!
And also dont forget to hit like on this video
& also share this with your friends
And don't forget to subscribe to my channel
for more videos.
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Wolfgang Puck Spice Mill Duo with Adjustable Grinders - Duration: 6:34.
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Top 5 Ghost Videos - Ghost Sightings and Real Ghost Caught On Tape 2017 - Duration: 5:34.
It is Friday.. and this week, it means it's time for a new epsiode for Real Ghosts Caught
on Tape.
Let's take a look at some of the creepiest Ghost Sightings found from all over the internet.
This video was recorded by Denise, who recorded in her Grandma's old apartment.
Grandma was always complaining about loud sounds in the middle of the night.
What she caught on Film, is a pretty terrifying explanation for those noises.
A bunch of friends were having a good time, at a friends house, when they suddenly were
capturing something unexplainable, that appeared to be peaking through their window.
James is regulary recording, when he's on patrol, while working as a night guard in
an office building.
After checking the footage, after his tour ended, he was pretty terrified.
This clip was recorded in another Hospital in Mexico.
People say that a lot of paranormal manifestations are happening in this place.
Well, this guy is about to become a witness himself.
A
CCTV camera was recording a very weird misty shape, during a regular Friday night.
Some claim, it could be the ghost of a recent tennant, that resently passed away in this
apartment.
Thank you guys for watching this video.
Please leave a like and subscribe to my channel.
I am also very thankful for any of you who want support me on Patreon.
Stay Frosty!
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Search party now being organized to help find missing Greenfield man - Duration: 2:28.
WHO IS LIVE IN
SALINAS WITH THE TOP STORY.
FERDINAND: IT HAS --
FELIX: IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO
MONTHS SINCE JULIAN LOPEZ WAS
THROWN INTO THE RIVER.
HIS FAMILY TURNING TO THE
COMMUNITY LOOKING FOR HELP
FINDING JULIAN.
THE FAMILY OF JULIAN LOPEZ,
REACHING BOTH FAR AND NEAR FOR
HELP FINDING THEIR LOVED ONE.
WEDNESDAY, THEY BROUGHT IN A
SPECIAL SEARCH TEAM FROM MONTANA
TO HELP FIND HIS BODY.
>> THE BROUGHT A CADAVER DOG.
THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THEY
CAN.
THEY HAVE COVERED ALMOST 20
MILES IN TWO DAYS.
FERDINAND: --
FELIX: FRIDAY, THEY WERE
SEARCHING THE SALINAS RIVER.
IT WAS HERE WHERE HE HAD COME
WITH HIS TWO NEPHEWS TO WATCH
THE RIVER.
THE NEPHEWS MADE IT OUT, LOPEZ
DID NOT.
>> THE DAY THAT HAPPENED, THE
RIVER WAS IN SOME PLACES WHITER
THAN A MILE.
NOW IT IS LESS THAN 20 FEET WIDE
IN SOME SPOTS.
WE HAVE A LOT OF AREA TO COVER
AND NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TO COVER
EVERYWHERE.
FELIX: THE FAMILY NOW ORGANIZING
A SEARCH PARTY TO LOOK FOR
JULIAN.
AND THEY HAVE SET UP A FACEBOOK
PAGE, HELP RING JULIAN HOME,
HOPING TO FIND AN ARMY OF
VOLUNTEERS.
THERE'S A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER
AND IT WILL NOT BE EASY.
>> THERE IS TREES AND BRANCHES
AND BAMBOO.
IN SOME SPOTS, A LITTLE
QUICKSAND.
WE WILL KEEP LOOKING UNTIL WE
FIND HIM.
HOPEFULLY WE GET CLOSURE SOON.
IT IS TOUGH.
FELIX: THE FAMILY OF JULIAN
LOPEZ HAVE ALSO SET UP A
GOFUNDME PAGE TO HELP HELP WITH
SEARCH EFFORTS AND MEDICAL
EXPENSES.
TOMORROW'S SEARCH EFFORT GETS
UNDERWAY AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING.
VOLUNTEERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO
HELP ARE BEING ASKED TO MEET AT
THE OWN STREET -- ELM STREET
BRIDGE.
DAN: NOW THE MAN THAT POLICE SAY
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