Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 9, 2017

Waching daily Sep 1 2017

As children, we admire everything

clouds take the shapes we want

The sun, though only a big fireball,

to us is a warm, smiling creature from the "Teletubbies"

Thanks to trees, we can breathe

we can read

and even a stupid, falling leaf makes us as happy as if we were given water on a dessert

Then what?

We smash against the f*****g wall of the adulthood.

Yes

Yesterday I smashed against the wall of the adulthood.

My woman dumped me.

Why are you yelling, you b***ch?

He's richer? He's better in bed?

He'll ride you

fill you with his sweet nothings

speed up towards your dreams and you will smash against the f*****g wall, too.

My boss fired me.

Why bother with good manners?

You take bread away from a hungry man

and tell him he'll lose weight

You take water from a thirsty man and tell him that the human body is f*****g full of water

Get out…

And what are you looking at?

You also will get fired someday…

You're a ticking bomb,

you don't know when you will go off.

And you? You're the worst of them

You took my woman. You took my home

I helped you with your studies, sacrificing my work

Now I have nothing.

That's about all you think of me, like a worm that should be chased away

At least you won't disappoint me

take me away from it, time machine.

Go back to the time before I came to be.

So I could create myself anew.

Better, more interesting, worth the attention…

Oh, damn it. And you, Brute, contra me?

You left me, doggy

As if you sensed my demise, too

You couldn't look at it, could you?

Couldn't stand your master having more of a dog's life than yours.

Yo, Bird Boy, you got a light?

You mean me?

Who else, featherbrain?

Why are you staring, all shitty like you've seen someone's cock behind you?

Oh great,

now I've gone nuts from all that.

Yo, what about the fag?

How long you gonna enjoy the view?

Oh, you're the one talking to me.

I thought...

I don't know what were you thinking, but it seems you're no good at it,

since you're just standing there, talking to a pigeon.

I had a freaking terrible day.

Even this pigeon couldn't stay my company.

It flew away, I also wanna do it...

I reckon you won't fly too far, boy.

Gravity is a harsh mistress

and will always bring you down.

No matter who you are.

Don't you have some chimneys to sweep?

Right now, I have a break

And you're messing it up.

Do you know what will happen when you jump, you freaking egoist?

All the neighborhood will gather round,

and I'll have to witness in courts

Some journalist will figure out that I pushed you

They will fire me

my wife will leave,

and you know what?

Maybe I'll just stand next to you right away?

What are you doing? You will fall.

And you're gonna fly up, right?

Gloria in excelsis, Gloria in excelsis…

Could you, pretty please, stop singing?

I hate when somebody's singing carols outside the Christmas time.

Why should I let a future wet stain on the sidewalk boss me around?

I don't know what school of helping strangers you went to,

but I don't think you paid too much attention.

I can't talk right now, I'm committing a suicide.

Hello. Are you the owner of that phone?

What if I'm a thief who has the phone because he stole it? Does that make me its owner?

Sir, for the sake of our clients' safety, I will ask some questions...

I'm standing on a roof.

Is this safety?

If you really want to commit suicide, press one.

If you want to hear our offer, press two.

That's all? There are no more options?

There are other options, you moron.

Even if no one presents them to you. You have to find them yourself

Tell me, boy

Why are you even here, playing Superman with a bad end?

I lost my job, my woman left me for my friend.

He then kicked me out of the apartment.

My dog died.

Enough?

Sad, but you didn't lose a job, you just gained the freedom of chooosing a new one

If your friend did this to you, then he never was a friend…

So you didn't lose a friend today

Your woman unknowingly has allowed you to screw others,

and your dog…

well, yes, that's a shame.

But would you wanna have two dogs?

No, one was enough.

Then you see...

By dying, your dog let you adopt another one

from a shelter.

And you're playing Batman, walking the roofs and saving people?

Did I save you?

So he went away.

Just like my life has gone away.

In smoke…

At least the smoke is going up.

A life gone up in smoke?

Maybe that's the way I am?

No smoke without fire.

It's a part of something.

Smelly to some, inhaled passionately by others.

Maybe that's how life is?

A matter of perspective and...

You feel like trash?

Remember, being is better than having!

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STOCKHOLM PRIDE & END OF SUMMER - AUGUST 2017 Monthly favorites - Duration: 9:56.

The month of August started with a trip out into the archipelago.

Because you're never too old to potentially be thrown into the water.

Beautiful sounds of summer.

We are in the south parts of the city center and we're heading towards our

second attempt to catch this Moltres, burning thingy.

All right, we both got it now. Bring on the next bird.

We are on our way to the the opening of Pride Park during Stockholm Pride.

So Fabian promised us churros. He is 20 just beginning to figure out life.

You were looking for fireworks. Code for sex.

It's a pretty warm outside and it's sunny but it's also raining.

So a little over six years ago this was exactly where we first met.

How do you feel after this lovely ride? Well, I've been on a bus for 11 hours.

We are making lactose free cinnamon buns apparently.

We filmed a language challenge where we read a little script

in Flemish and Swedish. I think we did very well. Both of us did really well.

All right we have completed the

lingonberry buns and Amanda DreamingCarpet Sagor under sängen, Liggsnack,

dear child as many names, will now try a lingonberry based on recipe by UnderbaraClara.

And read out by Nenalyzed.

Oh, there was the lingon.

We did it! Yes we did. Well, I didn't do anything.

Going to an awards show and seeing our friend Michael Schröder

accept the award for Håkan Hellström.

He went to every single concert he did this year including Norway and Germany.

I don't know which one he gets an award for but it's still an award and he's worth it.

It's been a horrible shit week. I mean at least on the world stage.

There's been threats of the use of nuclear weapons. Trump!

There's been an open manifestation to say the least concerning people

with very unacceptable motives and again, Trump is just fueling it.

And that's just within that one week and and tonight we are reading horrible

horrible things coming out of Barcelona.

Right now the news are saying that 13 are dead after again a vehicle driving

into the streets and into people so it's just a shit week.

But in other happier news, I've started blogging. Yes after all

these years I finally started blogging. If you want to read any of the stuff

I've written, I mean it's in Swedish it's a Swedish blog but you can find a link

in the description. But I'm really proud of it and I'm proud of especially some

of the texts I've written concerning internet hate and stuff like that.

So I'm excited for that in the midst of everything that is shit this week.

And watching games like Östersund qualifying for the Europa League.

That's a commentator commenting football.

All right, so I am in central Stockholm I'm gonna meet up with Rafael

from France whom I met about a year ago.

We made a language challenge just over there. We're gonna hang out for a bit and

that's all that saying about that.

Right, we're back one year later and this time with a muff on the mic.

It is the biggest game in Sweden. It is Malmö versus Gothenburg.

It is 1-1 with Gothenburg having one red card and Malmö has a penalty with 15 minutes left.

And six minutes later and Markus Rosenberg puts it in with a header.

And now it's 2-2.

Alright this game is gonna end 2-2 which is you know not bad.

Late night at the office or in the studio and Lisette (Alfredsson) has

been filming a video where she's been speed painting so I've helped her out.

And we're now setting everything back and gonna go home and and start editing

this video because it's going up on Friday and today is Tuesday,

so it's a good thing if I pre-edit some stuff so I don't have to do

the whole thing in one go.

After have been to London, to Amsterdam, to Athens, to Paris, to Madrid, to New York,

it was nice to just have a normal month. A normal month of working and spending time

with people I like.

But don't you worry because with what I have planned for my

youtube channel and for my Swedish blog as well as trips in September and October,

I will not be sitting still. This is what I do and this is what I am.

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When you win it's "we" or "they," when you fail it's "I."

This is a huge shift in mindset and many leaders struggle with it.

So this week I'm going to give you three tips on how to make this shift in your mindset

and make sure you stick around in the end 'cause I'm going to give you a special bonus.

Hi, I'm Roman Ryder and on this channel, I'll help you unlock your powers and become the

hero of your story.

If you're new to my channel make sure you subscribe.

I put on new videos every week and you don't want to miss out.

Tip Number One: is to take care of people.

When people leave their house, to stay and go to work, their family is entrusting you

as their leader to take care of them, and make sure they come home safe.

So treat the people that work for you just like family and take care of them every day.

Tip Number Two: is to recognize people.

When you become a leader it's no longer about making yourself look good, it's about making

your team look good.

If you look in the description below I'm going to include a link to my video on employee

recognition and it includes some of my favorite ways to recognize people.

So make sure you check that out.

Time Number Three: is to take responsibility.

So no matter what happens, it's ultimately your responsibility as the leader of your

team.

So make sure you have your team's back and take responsibility, and when you do that

they're going to recognize that and they're going to have your back as well.

All right, now it's time for today's bonus and that is trust.

Because when you do these other three things, you will build trust, and trust is the most

important factor for a team.

When your team trusts you they will go above and beyond to make a difference, and to make

your team successful.

They are going to be more engaged, they're going to bring you their ideas, they're going

to bring you concerns, and everything is just going to work better.

So make sure you do these three things and build trust with your team.

All right.

If you liked this video hit the "like" button below, share it with your friends, and make

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August Wrap Up - Duration: 15:44.

Hi everyone. I'm rincey and this is rincey reads. Today i'm going to be doing

my August wrap-up. So in terms of the videos that I made this month, one of the

first videos I put up with an unboxing video. I unbox the July book of the month

selections that I got as well as the afrofuture box which was sent to me kindly

by the people who created the box. If you haven't heard of the afrofuture box it

basically focuses around afrofuturism which is basically like african-american

science fiction. And if the box sounds interesting to you there is a coupon

code in there. I don't get any sort of like kickback if you use the code or not

but it's basically a discount code for you guys that they were nice enough to

send along. I also put out the first discussion video about Brothers

Karamazov. It just talks about the first half of the book so far. I'm not quite

done with this book yet. I still have a little bit more to go but there will be

a discussion video coming up most likely next Friday talking about the

rest of the book and the book as a whole and my experience as a whole. Definitely

am not going to talk too much about it here, but I have like mixed feelings

about this book which if you watched my discussion video you would have picked

up on that already. But I'm excited to talk about this with you guys because I

know there are a bunch of people who really really loved this book. There are

other people who have not. So yeah, I'm very interested to see just sort of

where everyone falls on the spectrum with this book. I also put up a little

bit of a different video. I did a what's in my bag video which a lot of you guys

really liked, a couple of you guys we're not big fans of it. You prefer I stick to

the book videos which I mean I suppose will always happen when it comes to

booktubers. But I basically just do what I want. It's my channel. I like sort of

mixing it up every now and then and doing something different. So it was fun

for me and I'm glad so many of you guys enjoyed it as well. And then the final

videos that I put up this month had to do with like bout of books but I will

talk about that a little bit more as we jump into the discussion of the books

that I read this month. So the first book I want to talk about is actually a

holdover from the end of July. I recorded and posted my July wrap-up a little bit

early in the month, like a couple of days before the end of the month. I ended up

finishing one more book and that was the Lone Ranger and Tonto fistfight in

Heaven by Sherman Alexie. This is the second Sherman Alexie book that I

read from him. I read adventures of a part-time Indian a couple of years

ago and I really really enjoyed it. And I've been meaning to pick up more of his

books and this one is fantastic. I mean, I knew it was going to be really good

because it's probably his most popular book. But it was

great collection of short stories. Like I am someone who doesn't always click with

short stories. If you've been watching my channel, you know that. But this

collection is so fantastic. Sherman Alexie is just an amazing, amazing writer.

He is able to write in this way that is simultaneously like heart wrenching and

heart affirming. He finds this really great balance between the tragedies that

a lot of Native Americans have to deal with while also still being like funny

and inspiring. There's a lot of really dark humor in here. One of the really

great things about this short story collection as well is that some of them

are like linked and connected so you do get to see some characters through a

couple of the different stories. But you see either secondary characters become

main characters or you see them from like a different angle or a different

time in their life. But yeah this is just a fantastic, fantastic collection.

There's a reason why Sherman Alexie is very well-loved. And this is a great

collection to pick up if you haven't read anything from him before or if like

me you would only read Adventures of part-time Indian, this it's definitely a

great short story collection to pick up. I highly recommend it. I gave it

I believe a four out of five stars. The next book that I finished was a rising

man by Abir Mukherjee. This is a historical fiction mystery book that's

set in Calcutta in 1919. You are following this British officer who is,

used to work for a Scotland Yard. He ends up moving to India. It's about him sort

of like getting acclimated to Calcutta during that time period but he also is

like working on the police force. And so the case that he's solving is there is

this high up British official who has found that in the river. And so he's

investigating to see what happened to this guy. I had mixed feelings about this

book. It's like 500-ish pages which I felt like was a little bit too long in

my opinion. But I enjoyed the mystery, I enjoyed the setup. I really enjoyed the

way that it's set in this specific period of time in India. And if you don't

know anything about this time period and the relationship between the British and

the Indians, Abir Mukerjee does a really great job of weaving in historical

information without it being like too dry or too heavy-handed or anything like

that. So he doesn't assume that you know anything about it so he provides you

with any information that you need to know and you're able to pick up

relatively easily. Some of it did feel a little bit like too easy.

There's like a love interest in here which just felt like happened a little

too easy but I feel like that in general a lot of times with mystery books. And

then also like the main character in this story is a very like progressive British

person. So like he's one of those people who doesn't like understand why people

are so mean to the Indians or look out upon Indians or looks down upon like

mixed-race people. There's a mixed-race character in here as well which is

pretty great. But yeah he just seems like a little bit too accepting of everything.

And part of me was reading this and being like, did people like this really

exist? Maybe. I don't know. I wasn't alive in 1919. But it just seemed a little bit

too easy of a way to point out sort of like the racist ideals that were

happening during the time period. But I suppose that's better than it just being

full of racist ideas. So. So yeah if you're someone who likes just like

straightforward British detective stories, if you like historical fiction,

this is a great one to probably check out. It is the first in a series and I

definitely plan on picking more from this author as the series goes along

because I think that it's an interesting time period, it's an interesting main

detective. And so yeah, I liked it. I didn't love it, but I liked it. The next book

I finished was when Dimple Met Rishi. This is a young adult contemporary book. I feel

like it was one of the big buzzy YA contemporary books that came out

this year. And it was a fun read. I ended up picking it up because I was reading The

Brothers Karamazov and I was like I really need something just like light

and fun and fluffy to read to balance that out. And this basically scratched that

itch perfectly. So in this story you are following these two characters named

dimple and Rishi. Dimple's parents have like very specific expectations for her

and her life. I believe that she's just graduated from high school and she's

about to go to college. And there is this like computer programming camp that

takes place I believe at Berkeley that she really wants to attend and her

parents end up agreeing to sent her off. And then you're following Rishi who's

parents also have like very specific expectations but he very much like wants

to make his parents happy and so he follows all of those expectations. And so

apparently like dimple's parents and Rishi's parents are friends and they

decide that they want to arrange them together to be married. And so Rishi

knows this, Dimple does not. And so Rishi goes to this summer camp to meet

dimple and he assumes that they're on the same page about this, but they are not.

And so it follows them over the course

of the summer as they're both at this camp and they become friends and if it

wasn't completely obvious they kind of fall for each other. Like I said, this

book was fun. It was fluffy the way that it's set up is very much like a

Bollywood film. So if you've seen Bollywood films you kind of know what to

expect out of it. There are great discussions about like Indian family

life and culture and the pressures that you feel from your parents but also just

like the pressures that you feel from other Americans to Americanize yourself

and things like that. Yeah it's just like a light, fun,

fluffy read. I recommend it if you are in the mood for something like that or

if you're into like a really romantic mushy book. The next book I read was Monday

the rabbi took off. This is a book in this rabbi small mystery series. I ended

up getting this randomly from Amazon because I saw that it was part of like

the monthly mystery deals. And I was in the mood for sort of like a cozy mystery

and then for the road or dead podcast -- which is the mystery podcast that a

co-host. Link to it down in the description. We decided we wanted to do a

cozy mystery episode and so it worked out quite well. So I ended up reading

this, partially because I bought it and partially because we were doing that

episode. So in this mystery series you are following this rabbi named rabbi small.

And there's always some sort of like conflict that happens between him

and his congregation. In this specific story he decides that he wants to take

basically like a sabbatical in Israel because he's never been before. And he's

basically debating whether or not he wants to return back to his home

congregation or if he wants to stay in Israel. And then there's also obviously

like a mystery that happens in this book but the mystery is sort of like

tangental to everything else. A lot of the book just deals with like these

interpersonal conflicts and church politics and just Jewish traditions and

ideas and things like that and I just found it to be really comforting. That's

one of the really great things about Cozy reads is they're just like very

comforting. Was this like my favorite cozy mystery that I've ever read before?

No. I've also seen a lot of people saying that this isn't actually the best

rabbi small book to pick up. I kind of want to see if like through my library

or something along those lines I can pick up some of the other rabbis small

books. Because I kind of liked that it was a mystery that surrounds like a

synagogue and a rabbi and such. The rabbi isn't actually

solving the murder. He's usually just like around and then he ends up sort of

just like figuring it out in the end by listening to what everyone's saying and

picking up on all of the different pieces. He's not actually like

investigating or like being amateur detective. All right the next book I

finished was a negroland by Margo Jefferson. This is a memoir. And I was so

excited to read this book and I think my expectations were a little bit too high

cause I was slightly disappointed. Margo Jefferson was born in 1947 in

Chicago. She was basically part of this upper class of black like socialites

almost in the city of Chicago. And so this book basically just like follows

her life. It goes in almost chronological order like literally from when she was a

little kid and you go sort of like year by year through her life. And I think

that was just like my main problem with it. Like it felt like she was just

like reading her diary from every year. Or the chronological order just didn't

really mesh with me very well because I think I wanted more like societal and

historical sort of discussion around the things that she experienced. This book is

really great because it provides a perspective that you don't see very

often in my opinion. But I think that there wasn't enough of that explored.

It feels weird to say but I feel like a lot of this just dealt with like very

standard human experiences, which I don't know if that was the point or not. But

they were points to where I was reading this and I was like yeah that's a thing

just like every teenager goes through and such and like when you're in like

middle school and high school, you have these issues with your friends. Yeah

that's something everyone deals with. And I don't know if it was meant to be a

very sort of like relatable thing like that but I think I just wanted more

insight in terms of this specific class of people. And there is some of that in

this book but it just wasn't quite enough in my opinion. But those were

definitely my favorite parts of the book. So yeah I ended up giving this a 3 out

of 5 stars. It wasn't like bad by any means. I just think that the style and

the structure weren't quite what I was expecting and I think I was just like

slightly misled about what this book was going to be. It's one of those situations

where I kind of wish I had like no expectations for this book and I

probably would have enjoyed it a lot more. Not that I hated it by any means

but it wasn't quite the like four star book that I assumed it

would be. It's just like a three star book. The next book I picked up was final

girls by Riley Sager. This is a thriller slash sort of horror novel. It's one of the

big buzzy summer books, it was also a book of the month book so there have

been a lot of people talking about this book. Again I really like this book I

didn't love this book. I talk about this one quite a bit in my bout of books wrap

up. So I'm just gonna link to that because again this video is already on

the longer side. I think I gave this one like a three and a half out of five

stars. My one recommendation would be if you're going to read this book, read it

in like as big of chunks as possible. Like set aside a couple of hours so you

can really push through it because I think this book is best experienced when you

can really like immerse yourself in the book. But yeah I'm gonna link to my bout

of books video so you guys saying check that out if you're interested in my full

thoughts on this. And then the next book that I finished was yesterday by Felicia Yap.

This was probably the biggest disappointment for me. I gave this one a

2 out of 5 stars. It's a pretty new release it's part like speculative

fiction, part mystery thriller there's a certain class of people called Monos who

can only remember about a day's worth in terms of their short-term memory and

then there are duo's who can remember about two days worth. So these two

classes of people, like the monos are seen as basically lesser than the duo's

because obviously they can't remember quite as far back. And then there's this

couple where the wife is the mono and the husband is a duo and they're seen as

sort of like this ultimate representation of like this inter class

relationship. And then one day there is this woman who's found in the river and

it turns out that the husband was having an affair with this woman. And so it's

about figuring out what happened to this woman while also dealing with this

society where there's all these people with limited memories. Yeah it was a

pretty disappointing book partially because I think this author was trying

to do too much. The world isn't built out quite enough to feel real. Like there are

so many holes in the way that this world is set up. And it also felt like the

author took a lot of shortcuts because it's kind of like our world but it's

kind of not like our world. And then the mystery felt completely standard.

Some of the characters in here just felt like complete stereotypes. There's a cop

character in here who I think was the most interesting and he got the least

amount of pages. It switches back and forth between the wife, the husband, the

woman who was murdered, and the cop. And I would have been so much more interested

in this story if it was me just from like the cop and someone

else's point of view here and there. At least that's how it felt like to me

because the cop is also a mono who is pretending to be a duo because cops

can't be duo's. So yeah I don't know there's just so much happening in the

story and it was so disappointing in the end. And I ended up finishing it because

I kind of just wanted to see how it was going to wrap up but I was not very

happy at the end of it. So yeah I don't really recommend it. Alright and then the

final book that I finished this month is we gon' be alright: notes on race

and resegregation by Jeff Chang. This is another book that I talked about in my

bout of books wrap-up. I didn't finish it during bout of books so I didn't talk

about it too much. And I'm not gonna talk about it too much here because I'm going

to do a full review on this in the month of September because I gave this book a

5 out of 5 stars. It's an essay collection. It was fantastic

If you follow me on Instagram and watch my stories, you may have seen me like

taking pictures of certain sections of this. There's so much of this book that

I've underlined and starred. And oh, it was so good. I highly recommend it. But yeah

I'm not gonna talk about it too much here. But I can just say I recommend it

to everyone. Like this is a book that is going on my sort of like "what I wish was

mandatory reading for all human beings" list. So yeah full review coming next

month but this is my first 5-star read of the year and it fully deserves it.

Alright that is everything that I have for this video. Just really quickly the

book that I am currently reading is sing unburied sing by Jesmyn Ward.

I got an arc copy of this and then I got a copy through Book of the Month. I usually

don't talk about the books that I'm in the middle of but I wanted to talk about

this one because one, I'm loving it. And two, I'm going to be doing a full review

on it on the book riot channel. I make videos over on book riot. I will link to

that in case you guys weren't aware. But I'm pretty sure that I can just

automatically recommend this book to you guys. If you get book of the month, this

wouldn't be a bad one to pick up. Although there's a lot of really great

selections so I understand why you wouldn't. But yeah, this should be on your

guys's list if it isn't already. It's, it's so good, so good. So yeah that is my

August. Feel free to leave a comment down below if you need questions about any of

the books that I talked about or if you've read them yourself and you want

to talk about them with me, always do that down in the comments below.

Otherwise feel free to let me know how your August went, let me know what your

favorite read was for the month this year. hmm That's not a proper sentence.

I'm tired. Anyways, that's a sign to wrap it up.

So yeah that's all I have for now and thanks for watching.

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Such a fast fight | -1300 with Giger's Nightmare Blade | Lost because of one critical hit ? - Dofus - Duration: 4:28.

Hello everyone I'm Nohan, I hope you guys are doing fine, I'm myself doing great

In today's video we fight against iop, second video on Iops

For my first one, feedbacks were saying that there was too much memes and cuts

I hope i'm doing better since,

Tell me in the comment section below what you thought about it and i let you with the video

Lol, The "Nohan" thing doen't appear... well, you know what it is

No critical hit #Neverforget

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What will happen 23rd of September 2017 Get Ready The Revelation 12 Sign 23rd of September 2017 - Duration: 19:15.

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How to know if a guy loves you - Duration: 3:29.

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Na Stojaka V Amsterdamu 2017 (CzechStandUpComedyNight) - Duration: 10:44.

We postpone the show to August so we could

enjoy some lovely weather in Amsterdam, but

for you it is vacation time so Lulu was sad

that she sold out only 37 tickets

at the end as you see

40 people came.. ;)

so it is GREAT! and we have FULLHOUSE :D

I want to ask you. WHO IS HERE also for the 4th time..?

without you who organising it

YOU? you are here for the 4th time?

girl in the audience: I think so

That is awesome then !

that means that we are inviting you for a drink/shot after the show !

we have drinks for free so no prob.

and WHO is here for the FIRST time?

Holy Sh... we are use to people not to come for the second time to our show :P

but I feel a bit pity that we are here for the 4th year

We flew over the whole Europe to get here..

3 days of drugging ourselves so we can come up here...

and you are coming here today - for the first time?!

all you who are here first time

have to buy us drink after the show!

so we will see ;) and what stand up comedians are here TONIGHT?

Of course me, my name is KAREL HYNEK

I am trying to make it up to my mom so

I eat lunch with her every Sunday

at hers house..

and I have found out that

the worth thing you can do/say in front of your mom

is to complain about your health problems..

because no matter how old you are

she is your mom and you are still her's kid

and she will always do for you the best

which is not all the time THE BEST FOR YOU...

so last time when I ate with her I told her I have a bellyache

even it was on Sunday , she called her doctor - the best there is

she made my appointment with him

and because, she is half doctor herself

thanks to the TV advertisements

she gave me wise advice not to eat day before, cause I might get sick from the pipe they will put in my throat..

i did what she said

and the matter a fact that she pick the best doctor there is...

I started to feel sorry immediately I met him

because he said he will check me up AND

to send greetings to my mom and to tell her THAT

this deep checking is not done by the throat ...

next is Radek Petras

and now guys, what is very important

you should have a impression that YOU do not give a f..

that is importnat, to attract a woman

so first let you leg relax..

but it is not enough

so you let your arm look relaxed and chill out

now it is cristal clear that you do not give a f..

and now you can have a look around the club

and suddenly you see her

keep eye contact

walk close to her

very close

unpleasant close..

you are looking in her eyes and at the same moment

you dig in her's drink

and you do this

now i can invite you for a drink because

icebreak is behind us

and she is yours ! ;)

next is Pavel Tomes

I would like to remind you here in Amsterdam

our beautiful Czech traditions

plese do not talk about them abroad

because they mind not get it

I am talking about the Xmas tradition and the holocaust of Carps

only we Czechs are having such a celebration..

it is totally mental thing to do

we have so many lakes and ponds and lot's of fishes so we need to eat them

but please do not say it abroad

they will really look at you wird

I have a friend who went to Italy

and he want to share with them what a lovely Xmas celebration we have

He speaks well Italian

but unfortunatelly he mixed

two very important words

Carp in Italian is Karpa not Kapra

Kapra means GOAT

so you can imagine

how he happily shares our traditions and he described to them

what at beautiful things we are doing at the Christmas time

so short time before the Xmas

week or two weeks before

everywhere in Czech Republic on the city/villiage's squares

are huge cisterns full of water and GOATS

The Italians boys looked at him weird

but they were thinking "different state - different culture/traditions"

and he continues: Every family

comes to the square to pick goat which they fancy the most

the seller takes the goat out of the cistern

through it on the weight ... goat is whisking

and he cuts its head off

here the Italians started to feel a bit weird about it..

but he said: don't worry lot's of people does not let it to be killed

they take her home alive in the plastic bag

Next is Zbynek Vicar

I read very interesting research about how much time

do we spend for all kind of activities

they calculate it minute by minute, hour by hour..

so on what do you think we spend the most time ..?

girl from audience: on TOILET?

on toilet? I would recommend some professional help in this case..

but I heard even worth answers

in Rosice one young boy said " Onanism"

I think at the end of the night all the girls from that village were his.. ;)

right?

Half a year you spent by waiting in supermarket in front of the counter

on right side are gums and condoms

on the left side batteries and chocolate

all we need at last

next is the only girl here Adela Elbel

I came here to Amsterdam to share with you my advice

because I know you are poor things, expats

you don't know much and here in Amsterdam

is all under the spell of mariuhana

therefor you don't dress well

even thou you don't want to, but the influence is big

so I am here to save you and give you great tip

My happiness is that I sleep with David Hasselhoff

so now you say Wow

respect

or " why you telling us bitch ?!"

but i came here because

you can do it too

you just need to buy mask like this

of course it is for your partner , not for you

it is amazing not just if you are dating someone like Trump

crazy he?

exactly

hard to imagine ,but then you put the mask on him and live is good again

and now the guy who is here also for the fourth time

great guy and keeper

Daniel Cech

so the happiness of their marriage

started to smell after year and half

and he constantly is thinking how to get rid of her at least for one day

and I would let her to be eating by bear

i answered : isn't it expensive ?

or I have another plan how to get rid of here

it is called " Vacation in Egypt "

someone got the joke

may be we should call it " Little Electrician "

and now you all GOT IT ;)

and LULU have to come up here too! Lulu come! give applause to Lulu ;)

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*DRIVING* our boat at Build A Boat For Treasure *STILL WORKING* - Duration: 1:36.

*INTRO*

*OUTRO*

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New Nail Art 2017 | The Best Nail Art Designs Compilation September 2017 | Part 1 - Duration: 10:14.

Thanks for watching

Hope you have a great time

Please, like, comment and subscribe for more!!

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Visit Minutia - A Best Fiends Animation - Duration: 2:50.

Welcome to Minutia,

the land of sun and fun.

- Wow. - Oh my.

- This is quite extraordinary. - This is gonna be great!

Hey guys, lets hit the beach!

At last, time to relax.

This is just what the doctor ordered.

What the ...?

- Hey there. - Who are you?

- Pass the ball! - Seriously?

- Oh yeah! - Let's go!

Are you kidding me?

Yes! Finally!

This is gonna be soooo RAD!

Here we go!

Aweso ...

Oh, come on.

Ah man. I'm gonna have a black eye for a week.

Totally ruined it.

Ah, the beach was such a nightmare.

At least I can relax over dinner. Huh?

Those ... slugs.

First they broke my glasses, then they set my tail on fire.

Huh?

What?

- Hey! Watch it! - Pardon me.

I'm so hungry, I can't wait!

Hey, that's mine! Give me back my banana!!

Yum, yum, yum.

- Come on! - Food!

Tasty!

You ruined my day enough already!!

Take that!

That's it!

You slimy disgusting slugs!

- Indubitably. - Attack!

I told you this vacation was a horrible idea.

Yup. Boot camp was so much better than this.

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15 Strangest Obituaries Of All Time - Duration: 8:03.

• Whose obituary expressed regret about not being hit by a truck?

Why did a woman's obit list her bra size?

These are 15 of the strangest obituaries ever written.

15 – Dolores Aguilar • Usually an obituary is a place where you

say nice things about people.

• But according to Dolores Aguilar's obituary, she "had no hobbies, made no contribution

to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life.

• It goes on to say that she won't be missed and that there will be no memorial

services.

14 – Louis Casimir • Louis Casimir was a University English

professor, and it kind of showed.

When he died, he had his own self-written obituary ready to go.

• The whole thing seems meant to infuriate anyone who reads it, sarcastically talking

about how he never suffered any real hardships in life.

• He goes on to say that most of his friends grew up to be "petty criminals, prostitutes,

and/or Republicans," and that he was a daredevil whose last words were "Watch this!"

13 – Chris Connors • This Irishman knew exactly how he wanted

to be remembered.

• Despite suffering from ALS and Stage 4 leukemia, his obituary says he died after

trying to box his bikini-clad hospice nurse.

• It lists his date of death as the date when he "told his last inappropriate joke,"

and then says it can't be printed.

• It also tells people to pay their open bar tabs instead of sending flowers.

12 – William Ziegler • The first thing this thing says is that

William Ziegler "escaped this mortal realm" to avoid having to make a decision in the

2016 presidential election.

• The last thing it says is that "unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid

creditors or old girlfriends."

• And somewhere in the middle, it says that if he owed you a beer, he'd let you buy

him another one in Heaven.

11 – Howard Wayne Neal • The self-proclaimed "best concrete contractor

in all of Texas" apparently wishes he hadn't treated his body like a tavern.

• That's what his obituary says, along with his penchant for Indian leg wrestling,

because he was an "ornery old bastard."

10 – Mary Stocks • The beginning of this obituary reads like

a Craigslist ad, since Mary Stocks apparently left her kids a "hell of a lot of stuff."

• It goes on to poke fun at her cooking skills and her love of four-letter words.

It offers a recipe, sort of, by saying, "If anyone would like a copy of her homemade gravy,

we would suggest that you don't."

9 – Emily Phillips • It's a bit jarring to read an obituary

in first person.

But the first lines of this say, "It pains me to admit it, but apparently, I have passed

away."

• It then goes on to tell her literal life story for a bit, stuff about her holding the

Guinness World Record in "Hiney Getting" and the like.

• It closes with saying "Today I am happy and I am dancing.

Probably naked."

8 – Selma Koch • Selma Koch was famous for getting women

into the right size bra.

• Her obituary claims all she ever needed was "a discerning glance and never with

a tape measure."

• When she died, she was apparently 95 years old and a 34B.

7 – Michael "Flathead" Blanchard • Michael "Flathead" Blanchard's obituary

is clever, and partially plagiarized.

• First off, he wants you to know that he died as a result of being stubborn and refusing

to follow doctor's orders.

Also, the memorial service will apparently contain adult material, so no children are

allowed to attend.

• But then there's this: "many of his childhood friends went on to become criminals,

prostitutes and/or Democrats."

• Sorry buddy, Louis Casimir used that line four years earlier than you.

He'd have given you an F. 6 – Harry Weathersby Stamps

• This one is a very long list of things he liked and hated, from loving camping and

the History Channel to hating Martha Stewart and Law and Order.

• But one thing he especially hated was Daylight Savings Time.

His obituary urges people to write their Congressman for the repeal of Daylight Savings Time, which

he referred to as the "Devil's Time."

• Apparently, he died on the day he would have had to spring forward his clock in 2013,

which his family referred to as his "final protest."

5 – James William "Jim" Adams • Jim Adams wanted to go out in a very particular

way: being run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a

date.

• He didn't get that wish, so instead, he encouraged everyone to go out and buy a

drink at the their local bar, and tell the stories he no longer could.

4 – Aaron Joseph Purmort • Aaron Purmort knew he was dying of brain

cancer, and that he wouldn't get to see his infant son grow up.

• So he did the best possible thing he could do: He wrote himself an obituary about how

he was Spider-Man, and was previously married to Gwen Stefani.

• When that kid grows up and asks what kind of person his father was, he'll always have

that to refer back to.

3 – Val Patterson • Val Patterson also wrote his own obituary,

but he had a very good reason.

• He basically turned his obit into a tell-all confession.

He admitted to stealing a safe more than 40 years earlier, and that his PhD was a total

sham.

• Apparently, he went in to pay off his student loan from his 3 years of college,

and two weeks later, they mailed him a PhD certificate.

• Apparently, he also ruined the Old Faithful geyser at some point.

2 – Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart • Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart was a…

er… "spiritual" person, and also the woman credited with coining the term "polyamory."

• The woman was absolutely committed to living her life as a witch, even opening a

School of Wizardry in California.

• Among her credits are raising unicorns, becoming a priestess in the "Church of All

Worlds," and driving around a modified school bus called the "Scarlet Succubus."

1 – William "Freddie" McCullough • The first six words of this obit are,

"The man.

The myth.

The legend."

• And that basically sets the tone for what you can expect in the rest of it.

• There is a rundown of the women in his life, including "Momma Margie, Crazy Pam,

Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa."

• It also claims he died by rushing into a burning orphanage to save

the children.

Or maybe not.

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