yes we all have called more than ever Once hoping to give us a solution
or a refund when we don't find neither the solution nor reimbursement
things get a little ugly but when you call customer service
Some have the idea that the other hand are shitting of laughter
sitting at the computer drinking coffee and giving likes to the Facebook pictures
but you know what it is to arrive at seven in the morning and
your first three calls is an old cuckold that wants to take it out on you
Imagine this
customer service departments work with an Automatic system when they receive
a call automatically ends receive other then completed a
receive another call, you imagine receiving three calls and three calls
one after another they send you to eat shit
Thank you for calling internet of the future how can i help you?
what future or nothing! thieves bastards
but?
no cock
go to hell
Thank you for calling Internet of the future How can I help you?
stop sending the bill motherfuckers I won't pay shit!
Yes, give me a second
Fuck off!
Hello?
Thank you for calling Internet of the future How can I help you?
I have no internet for three days motherfuckers! but fine with the bill
Yes, of course, gladly ..
The invoice does not fall behind a shit!
Go the hell!
Imagine if you're a sensitive person and someone calls and sends you to hell
And it does not give you time to calm down or even drink a glass of water
or something, and receive another call and you get sent to eat shit again
No!
Why me?!
Why!
You receive all kinds of customers different types of problems and
different moods with some you will be able to deal with others you will
want to send them to eat shit and there will be others that will make you feel like quitting
when you hear them the Customer Service is divided into
departments so, sometimes we believe we are calling to the right place and
this person can not help and gentlemen understand you must be
transferred to where They can help you
how you're going to a bakery to buy vegetables and you'll get angry with the baker
because he doesn't have vegetables ?
Don't be Assholes! Don't be Assholes
For instance we have the one that calls you
and no matter how many times you Would you say that you are not calling
to the correct department will not permit be transferred to another
department without harass you with questions even after you
you said you do not handle that kind of information
Thank you for calling Internet of the future How can I help you ?
Yes, why is my bill so high? I only called three times last month
and I do not think it's that much
Mrs. let me transfer you
i don't have that information, i do not work in that Department
before you transfer me I want to know whether it is for the calls i made
Outside I thought they were free
you got into a big problem because the
Lady will not let you transfer her until she goes his own sweet way
or by miracle the call gets disconnected
Hello?
That son of a bitch hung up on me
There are others who do not even know where They are calling and still require
the service they need
Thank you for calling the technique support
of Internet of the future how can i help?
Ho! i thought it was crazy Honduran restaurant
no sir This is an Internet company
and by chance you do not have the restaurant number there?
Mr. is not part of my job to provide that information
come on, or did you already eat there and the food is not good?
no sir..
the food is not good?
i haven't eaten there for a bitch!
you imagine you need to make a call
And you call someone who does not listen well
It is having hearing problems
hello, this is Marvink we are calling about your
late payment for their Internet service
Mary?
No Lady, Marvink
listen old man is Mary, daughter how are you doing in the USA?
Mrs. No, I'm not Mary I am Marvink
I am calling because it has a late fee since December
Listen old man, She says is pregnant since December
by the great old whore shit!
listen, and will throw a party ...
and of course among many I think the most feared of all is the angry caller
Will make you crap your pants
His goal since you answered is not for you to solve his problem, is to mess your day
let me show you a real call
a super-angry client's take a look to see
Good afternoon, Mauricio Rincon speaking How may I help you?
Sir, what can i do so that i can get attended?
i have called, took 4 calls and They say they are verifying data
something and hang me or do not want to attend me or what happens
tell me what It's what happens and I Won't call back there again
I need ..
ok, this was what i was saying when they call and hang them
Sometimes it happens the call gets disconnected but there are people hanging
why? to avoid the bad time because people start yelling when they call
so, as as she said here I called several times and got hung up
to restore the signal If you are not gonna put it back tell me!
I will go there and retire and ended the problem because they leave me
Waiting on the phone put music They do not answer back,won't tell me nothing, throw me the phone
so, what happens? They don't want to attend me?
I have the pleasure of talking to whom?
Patricia
Well, let me Lady Patricia
what a polite person, because the way she is talking to him and saying
I have the pleasure to speak with whom
Please allow me a moment, let's check what is happening with the signal
But it's going to check? Patricia you know where it is located my signal?
You know me know my address phone?
So then tell me
if you took it away if you do not want to give me the service because I have Puteado everyone
Mrs. Patricia let me
because I'm "mamada" of calling from Sunday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday
"Mamada" means
is already tired and as I she said already puteado everyone meaning she has insulted them
I imagine the first time she called the company was not that altered
Wednesday and Thursday do not give me any answer
then if they're going to remove the signal so tell me! and that's it! but not suck cock me!
because I'm going to go to this other office the 94
if I have to kill those unhappy I will! because I'm no longer stand it!
she feels that they are not taking her seriously other thing here is that she threatened to kill someone
no more
Well that would be under your responsibility
well then tell me! will they give me the signal or not? as simple as that!
That's very professional that would be at your own risk
I am tired of this bull shit, I'm calling since Saturday
since Saturday, then tell me look lady you're a son of a bitch and we will not give you more signal
And that's it , I will go and cancel it!
Imagine how angry she is here because she already has insulted to herself
she did not even wait rile the representative to insult her or something
i have called apartment to apartment where they have superview and there is signal
So here in the set is not the damage here
while this sector reported we can not ...
so what do I do? while this is reported it can not be
as it is reported same thing last week
the damage is reported
Yes, yes ma'am right now ..
Here all week and i called yesterday
Not that there is life there is damage cut your signal, do you?
Lady at this time ..
So you canceled the visit of the technician
because it was the whole set
Now you tell me that the technician won't come and i am waiting for him here as a "hueva"
Hueva means stupid
Yes?
Stop working expecting a son of a bitch of those to come to fix
Hijuep..jajaj
For you to tell me not!
So why don't you call me!
so why do not you call me and tell bastards!
Mrs. patricia
I'm Mamada !!
A week with this shit!
motherfuckers!
Respect! respect ..!
Bastards, motherfuckers!
A week in these! % $ # @! @ # $% ^ &
I'll kill those motherfuckers!
That's why I want to see them because I'm capable to catch one of those son of a bitch and make them shit!
Shit!
If go to jail I don't give an ass!
But you have to make fun of people like that?
Why!!
Mrs. patricia look I personally confirming is a general level damage
If a general level that I was told on Tuesday, Thursday ... if? and yesterday i was told that you cut the signal
and today you with the same story and tomorrow i will call and how many more days?
my money what? not worth!
not worth my fucking money!
Damn!
As I already confirmed We are checking the damage in the sector
What damage motherfuckers! here everything is works but mine!
I'm telling you!
Mrs. Patricia..
And laugh, and put it in the fucking ass and get rich piece of son of a bitch!
We can not continue this way
You all are equal you fucking assholes! employees eat shit!
those sons of bitches
Well let me ..
And if you are making fun of me I could not care ass because I will keep calling all day bastards! every day!
Those sons of bitches!
let me Mrs. Patricia
Mrs. your whore mother!
i am done with these bastards I will go to the 94
Well at this moment Mrs. patricia
We disconnect the call because we failed to reach an agreement
do me a favor and give me the address again for the 94
What fucking assholes !!
Poor things those of the 94
they will have a very nice new client
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