(My Mother-in-law is Strange)
Are you okay?
Honey, on a day I'm this sick,
I sure hope your mother doesn't show.
I changed our front door pass-code
so my mom can't get in.
- Really? / - She can't get in.
Oh, it works.
Son!
Son.
What happened?
Mom, how did you get in when I changed the code?
Of course I know.
It's the day you guys had your first kiss in Hongdae.
0701.
Why would you say that?
Munjae, what were you up to?
Eunyeong's sick so I'm looking after her.
You're sick, daughter-in-law?
Let me see.
Gosh, you're burning up.
It's just a cold.
A cold?
Munjae, let's go to my house.
Why?
You'll catch her cold.
Eunyeong is sick!
- Let's go. / - My puppy!
It's your grandmother!
My puppy!
Grandma!
My puppy.
What were you up to?
Grandma, Eunyeong is sick
so I was looking after her.
- What? My granddaughter-in-law is sick? / - Yes.
Then I can't just sit still.
Hold on.
- Gosh... / - Hold on.
Where did it go?
It's here somewhere...
- Where is it? / - What is it?
- Where did it go? / - What is this?
- What the... / - Got you!
- Munjae. / - Yes.
Go bring a plate.
- A plate? / - Hold on.
What is it?
It's boiled chicken.
Give it to my granddaughter-in-law.
It's steaming.
Enjoy.
Eat it while it's hot.
Thank you.
Munjae, what's with your neck?
Is it turtle neck? Your neck seems bent forward.
No, I'm fine.
Come here. I'll fix you up.
- It doesn't hurt. / - 1, 2, 3.
Gosh!
Father... Oops... Mother.
What brings you here?
What do you mean what brings me here?
I'm sick of even asking you that!
You're the one that should stop coming here!
It's all your fault that she's sick.
- Mother, her being sick... / - Quiet!
Looking at your face stresses me out!
Mother...
Do something...
Hold on....
This is the best thing for when you're stressed.
Hold on...
- Stop it. / - Hold on.
- Gosh... / - Where did it go?
Oh, here it is.
- What is it? / - Why won't it come out today?
Here it is.
- Gosh. / - Yes.
I should read like an elegant person when stressed.
The girl started to...
What is it? Is she asleep?
Mother!
Gosh! When did I fall asleep?
I had a nightmare.
What did you see?
I saw you!
Seeing you stresses me out!
This won't do. Daughter-in-law, bring me some food.
You should've asked for food from the start.
- I'll bring you some... / - It's too salty!
I haven't brought you anything.
Then go bring some.
I was just about to...
It's too salty!
I haven't brought you anything.
Then go bring some.
Yes, I was about to...
- Anything I give you... / - Quiet!
Before I punch you in the face!
Gosh!
Grandma, stop it!
Don't you feel sorry for mom?
- Munjae... / - Yes, you're right.
Daughter-in-law.
I'm sorry.
You're my only daughter-in-law
and I haven't even done anything for you.
- No, mother... / - I bet that upset you.
No, mother.
This is why I brought you something.
Hold on...
Gosh, it's alright.
Hold on...
- Goodness... / - Here you go.
Mother, this is...
I've been saving up.
You made me a savings account, mother?
I'm in debt!
- You pay it off! / - How much is this?
(Extreme Theater Troupe)
We got nobody in the audience again.
Dang...
- Director! Hello! / - Hello!
Hey.
Does the audience affect your acting?
Especially you, Sangeun!
You care too much about the audience!
I'm sorry.
- Director. / - What?
The thing is, my dad and his coworkers
are coming to today's show.
- You can care about the audience. / - Okay.
So anyway...
I wrote this play so act properly.
- Act... / - By the rules!
The audience is coming in.
Come on in.
Great job this month on catching criminals.
The tickets for this play is on me!
My son Sangeun will be in it later
so try to show some reactions.
Of course!
- Sounds fun. / - We'll enjoy the show.
Sherlock.
Why did you call me here?
Listen, Watson.
According to my investigation,
I'm sure this is where the serial killer will strike.
On a rainy day like today...
Because...
The rain washes away the fingerprints.
The rain washes away the fingerprints.
So anyway... The culprit should show up soon.
We'll stake him out.
You'll get caught if you do a stakeout there.
We'd get caught if we did a stakeout here.
Let's go this way.
That's it!
So anyway, when's Sangeun going to show?
Hold still!
It's my son, Sangeun!
Sangeun!
- My son, Sangeun! / - Hello!
My boy, Sangeun!
Do you want to live?
Save me...
It's no use screaming.
Why? Because it's just the two of us here.
No, there are two guys hiding back there.
Right over there!
See?
- They're hiding back there. / - Back there!
They're on a stakeout!
- Two back there! / - Behind you!
You thought nobody was here but I saw everything.
What the... Come closer and this guy's dead!
You...
You're the killer... Jack the Ripper, aren't you?
That's right.
I'm the serial killer, Jack the Ripper.
Calm down!
Think of your parents!
Parents?
I have no parents.
Here! I'm right here!
- He's right here! / - I'm right here.
- Sangeun, can't you see me? / - He's over here.
I am now the son of the devil!
- You brat! I'm your parent... / - Chief!
- Your dad is a policeman! / - Calm down!
- You're the son of the devil? / - It's a play!
Oops! The play seemed so real
that I got confused.
It looks like you're coming to hell with me.
Calm down...
Don't come closer!
Sangeun! Someone's behind you!
This guy behind you is trying to get you!
This guy!
- No! You'll get caught! / - Behind you!
Hold still!
Sherlock...
Arrest him.
No!
- Arrest him! / - No!
I'll make the arrest!
You...
You're a corrupt cop.
I saw you taking bribes.
Why aren't you going by the script?
- Where did you hide the cash? / - What?
- Where's the money? / - What are you saying?
- What are you doing? / - The money!
What do you call this?
You were going to cut this up and use it, right?
Please stick to the script.
I guess I'll just have to kill all of you!
What the...
It's a helicopter.
That means Sangeun will be caught in no time.
I can't watch this anymore.
- Let's just go. / - Alright.
Hold it!
He is not a serial killer.
This...
Newspaper...
Cue the music.
What are you doing?
He's...
Just trying to get a job.
He's a job seeker that reads the paper
every day looking for a job!
That's it!
What are you doing?
What?
What did you just say?
What?
I want to be employed.
I want to get a job and buy my dad nice things.
You're such a good son!
Stick to the script.
Hold still... Hold still...
Hold me. Hold me.
Sangeun, I understand how you feel.
If you want to treat me, stop this play and let's go.
- No, no. / - We're going.
This isn't right, sir!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
We have a special guest today.
Yang Sehyeong, please wave to us.
Really? Where?
I just said anything.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Mom, I need my book bag.
What about my lunch box?
With lunch box that big, you could eat for a week.
Amazing.
And that contestant is a big eater.
Really?
She eats like a cow.
I see.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Are they ringing the bell for the New Year?
- 1! / - 1!
- 2! / - 2!
They weren't ringing the bell!
They were doing log exercises!
Amazing!
Gymnastics is all about wages.
Gymnastic wages.
$29!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Want to get your nose done with mommy?
You already got yours done, mom.
- She already got a nose job! / - Amazing.
That's what you call a nosing out.
Nose, nose, nose, nose is fake!
Let's meet the next contestant.
English is all about confidence.
Hello.
Hi!
Hi!
He was filled with confidence.
You can't get shy when speaking English.
- That's right. / - Be confident!
Ni hao!
How embarrassing! Let's meet the next contestant.
Gather up!
Half lion and half rabbit.
Yes?
- He's really half lion and half rabbit! / - Right.
Yeongjin, what class were you in kindergarten?
The mechanical engineering class.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Our link together ♪
Everyone, scream!
How could you not scream at that?
But a man shouldn't
scream over seeing a ghost.
It's a call from your wife.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a scene from a spy movie?
♪ The toy train is leaving ♪
The spy was Chinese jump roping!
Who plays Chinese jump ropes these days?
Then what should you do?
Kick a pig's bladder.
Bouncing along.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hurry! Hurry!
Is it a relay race?
- Here's the toilet paper! / - Thanks!
It wasn't a relay race! He's going to the bathroom!
Amazing.
A refreshing statement!
My large intestine is in pain.
Where?
Large intestine!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Shout out loudly for 5 seconds!
The ghost showed up in the army!
- There! That woman! / - What is it?
She's my style!
A Jeong Yongguk statement.
Let's meet the next contestant.
This is bulletproof glass, you mother...
Er!
He's been censored!
Amazing.
A public broadcast statement!
I'm going to curse too.
- Eat this! / - Me too!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it an opera?
Our operators are busy. Please stay on the line.
A holding statement!
- Amazing. / - That's right.
I've got Seolhyun on the phone.
Really? Hello?
Hello.
- Nice to meet you, Seolhyun. / - Yes.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster Kang Daniel...
And commentator Yogi Daniel.
Hello!
(Acting Idols)
A movie about an Arabian youth dreaming of
becoming the top insurance salesman.
We'll start the audition for "Sinbad's Insurance."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello. I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play a king of a nation.
- A serious role. / - Yes.
Great. Ready... Action!
Look here...
Is there anyone there?
What are you doing?
The set-up is that I'm the King of the Sea.
Why would you do that?
You're in front of your people.
- Tell them something. / - Yes.
Near a great man is a great teacher.
My teacher...
Is the people.
Hold on.
You were doing well. What's wrong?
The set-up is that my own words make me cringe.
Why would you cringe?
Forget all that.
Do the scene where you talk to your concubines.
Have you all gathered?
I'm sorry I've been so negligent.
Hyobin...
Sukbin...
And Gyeongbin.
Oh, I'm your fan.
Hold on. What are you doing?
The set-up is that Mr. Bean is here too.
Why would Mr. Bean be in a period piece?
You're out! Go sit down.
Stop coming up with weird scenarios.
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
Do I look more like a cat or a dog to you?
You look like a you're from a junk yard.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
- Hey. / - Hey.
Hold on.
- Did you get a bloody nose? / - Yeah.
I only picked it a little. Why did it start bleeding?
It's a good thing you didn't cut it off.
Come on...
Honey, you have some crud in your eye.
I'll get it out.
No! Save me! No, no, no!
That's alright. I got it out. Don't kill me.
You're so silly...
Honey, I brought a watermelon for you.
- A watermelon? Is this it? / - Here.
This looks tasty.
I'll cut it up for you.
Honey!
It should look nice to make it taste better.
Hold on.
Alright.
You do it then.
Hold on...
What the... What's going on?
Are you doing it now?
Honey.
Hold on...
Did you just make this now?
- Hold on... / - Yeah?
- Nami Oh. / - Yeah.
For this Chuseok...
Want to go to my hometown with me?
Why? You want to show me to your family?
No. So you can weed the graves.
You'll be able to finish in an hour with these.
You're such a joker!
You're so cute.
What did you do?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I have a killer smile!
This is attempted murder.
You're out! Go sit down.
I'm going.
Last candidate, come on in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles
we have left are obvious ones
like the lady at the sauna.
There are no obvious roles in acting.
No matter how obvious the role, you give it your all
so you can relieve the stress of the audience.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely a whack-a-mole game at the arcade.
Let's see...
Relieve your stress.
Hello.
Hold on.
Hello. Hold on.
- Like this? / - Hello.
Ouch! Why'd you hit me?
Ouch! That hurt!
- Let me relieve my stress for real. / - Don't hit me.
Your time has ended.
I haven't...
Ma'am.
I'm just about to relieve my stress.
You've relieved enough stress
so I'll act as the lady at the sauna.
Please give me some sauna wear.
Look here! This is the key to a man's locker...
How do I get to the men's bath?
This way?
Hold on!
Ma'am!
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Ma'am...
Your acting was too wicked.
There is no wicked in acting!
I was clearly expressing the determination
of the lady who continues to dry
her underwear in the dry sauna
after being told not to several times.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright then.
The scene of the lady in the sauna.
Do it properly just once.
There is no doing it properly once in acting.
Acting comes out
when you give it your all
and you fly up to the sky.
I am merely a big airplane.
This flight is going from Gimpo to Busan.
Our current altitude is 3,000 ft.
We'll take you to your destination safely.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you.
You left a lot out...
Anyway, since I'm ready to fly,
I'll act as the lady in the sauna.
Gosh, I feel much better now that I'm here.
Goodness...
Those two should be ashamed of themselves.
Kissing each other like that...
Chunja.
Look at you!
Your husband still loves you so much...
Oh, hello...
Dear?
Stand up.
Stand...
You'd better stand up.
I told you to stand up!
How could you...
Do this to me?
You're next, Chunja!
You're out, ma'am!
(Can We Become Strangers?)
Welcome.
Hello.
It's Sunday but it's so empty.
I don't see your boyfriend with you today.
We broke up.
I'm sorry...
No.
I'm fine now.
I forgot to water this for one day and it wilted.
Oh, you must've got off early this Monday.
Yes, hello.
Your girlfriend stopped by alone yesterday.
Right... You guys broke up.
Did Sora stop by yesterday?
Yes... I'm sorry.
That's alright.
It's all behind me now.
♪ Can we become strangers? ♪
♪ I can't even shed tears ♪
Miss, would you like to order?
I'll have a caramel macchiato.
Honey...
One caramel macchiato please.
Sure.
You two came so often.
Should I use the 10 stamps on your coupon?
I'm saving those for my boyfriend...
No... Just use them.
Sure.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I'd like to order.
I want to use my coupon for a caramel macchiato.
Oh, the coupon...
Sora used it yesterday.
♪ Can we become strangers? ♪
Did she enjoy it?
- Yes. / - Dang it! That makes me angrier!
I was supposed to use that. Man!
I was too late...
Being here reminds me of my ex-boyfriend.
I guess you really liked each other.
- Yes. / - Yes.
- I liked him a lot. / - I liked her a lot.
But I haven't done anything for Sora.
I feel terrible.
Her birthday is coming up soon.
She really wanted a bag as a gift.
That's why we broke up.
That's why.
And for that reason only.
And we had an anniversary coming up.
I almost lost a lot of money.
We broke up at the perfect timing.
- Why you... / - What's wrong?
I think this table is a bit crooked.
I think it's your thinking that's crooked.
How nice.
What is it?
This area feels cold.
But Sora sure was a nice girl.
Jonghyeok...
Was a good man.
Wow, that's nice.
Very nice.
I don't think I'll ever find
love like that again.
Never mind! I love you!
I love you!
Marry me if you're free!
I broke up with my boyfriend! I live by myself!
Miss...
Dang, too bad.
If only I was a bit faster. What a shame.
You know...
I think Sora is the only girl for me.
I sure miss Sora.
I bet he's forgotten about me.
I'll be going now.
Oh, okay. Please come again.
Good-bye.
Excuse me...
Sora left this behind yesterday.
I think you should see it.
Sora left this?
Does she still...
Misspell words with total confidence?
Yes, she wrote it very boldly.
- She seemed sure of herself? / - In one go.
She's so stupid!
Geez...
This is so annoying...
I'll be going now.
Aren't you taking this with you?
By any chance, did he come here?
He just left.
By any chance...
She didn't come today.
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million
on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello! Hello!
Hello. Nice to be here.
- Minsang. / - Yes.
- Good to see you. / - Good to be here.
Before the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
Guess the meanings of the new words
shown on screen.
Here we go.
Oh, I know this.
It's "sorry."
- "Sorry." Correct. / - Great!
I know this one too.
"Can't take it back."
Correct!
This is...
Yoo Minsang...
Go ahead!
It's very easy.
This says Yoo Minsang...
This is teasing me!
You seem to be mistaken.
- Anyone can see this says... / - What?
Gum surgery fee.
Hold on...
Gum surgery fee?
Is that what this means?
- It's a commonly used term. / - Nonsense.
He's quick to catch on.
The actual answer is "Yoo Minsang's shaved head."
Come on. That's forcing it!
Alright. The real answer is
"Yoo Minsang in a thigh band."
Oh, come on!
- This isn't right either! / - It suits you.
Stop forcing it.
Alright, I'll reveal the real answer then.
The answer is "Yoo Minsang's gender."
Gosh... Why'd you post an embarrassing photo?
- Stop that. / - Are you male or female?
- Just choose one. / - What are you saying?
Let's move on to the next question.
You are all watching hermaphrodite Yoo Minsang.
Am I a worm?
Let's start the actual quiz.
First, we'll see the options.
1. Tablo and Kang Hyejeong.
2. Sean and Jeong Hyeyeong.
3. Choi Sujong and Ha Heera.
Here's your question.
Among the following close couples,
choose the one that's faking it.
Go ahead!
What are you saying? I'd get in trouble!
Just say the couple that acts close on TV...
- But they're distant in real life. / - Hey!
Choose the couple.
What are you saying?
I'd get in trouble.
Answer the question.
What would I say?
- Pick Tablo? / - What?
You picked Tablo? So you choose 1.
No! It's not like that.
I'll get in trouble. Fix the question.
- Sujong and Heera? / - What?
Sujong and Heera? 3?
He's given us his answer.
No!
You tell me what the answer is.
♪ Tell me the truth ♪
- What? / - You sang a Jinusean song.
So you choose 2.
No! I haven't chosen.
Minsang, unfortunately, you are out of time.
Is the answer even in here?
As anyone can see,
it's 4. Minsang and his doll Mika.
That's not true, people.
Let's move on to the next question.
The next question will be given by
KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
- Minsang, good to see you. / - Hello.
Here's your question.
Many people these days think
the profession of your spouse is important.
Minsang, what's the job of your ideal type?
Can I say it?
Just relax and tell us.
- Since this is my ideal type... / - Yes.
I like professionals like announcers...
Women like that.
Excuse me...
I, Park Sora...
Will be leaving KBS where I worked for so long.
Excuse me...
Due to one person's selfishness...
- I'm so sad to lose my dream. / - Excuse me!
Alright! I take back saying an announcer!
- Really? / - Yes.
Gosh! Thank... Thank you so much!
- Forget it! / - Thank you so much!
Sora, I welcome your return.
- What? / - You'll have good fortune.
Minsang, please continue for the $1 million.
- No. / - Here's the last question.
Just say true or false
to the questions I give you.
That sounds easy.
- Here we go. / - Okay.
A snail has teeth.
- True or false? / - This is...
True!
Correct!
- Nice! / - Next!
The Four Major Rivers Project was a good idea.
True or false?
Why is the question like this?
Why is it this kind of question?
True? It was a good idea?
- No! / - False?
No! Let's skip this.
- Pass? Next. / - Yes, next one.
I prefer blue over red.
True or false?
Oh, come on!
Change the question!
- Change the question? / - Yes.
- I prefer red over blue. / - No!
- True or false? / - I didn't mean that!
Please skip this one. Please.
- Skip it? / - Yes.
Next.
I like Weki Meki's Doyeon more than Yoojung.
True or false?
They're sitting right there!
They're right over there. You must answer.
Hold on.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
True? You prefer Doyeon?
No! I didn't say that!
Why are you crying?
Why would you make her cry?
I didn't make her cry!
Why is she crying when you said you like her?
No! It's not like that.
- Alright, we'll skip this one. / - Skip it.
Last question.
Geez...
I do not not want to not quit Gag Concert.
True or false?
What does that even mean?
Go ahead!
I don't even understand the question.
Minsang, you are out of time.
- You're still deliberating. / - I am not!
- I hope you end up quitting though. / - What?
Will someone win the $1 million next week?
Next episode, Minsang will not not be...
Hey!
Get over here.
Where did she go?
She ran away after you said you like her.
Is that really why she left?
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
Did you get rice up your nose?
Not that.
You know the saying.
Kids grow up fighting.
How much do you have to fight to grow this big?
Myeonghun, you might not have known
but the 3 of us got into a fight.
I'm trying to make up.
Guys.
I'm sorry for being cuter than you guys.
I'm sorry for being so sexy.
I'm sorry for being so pretty.
Man, that was hilarious.
Sorry.
Wow, you stood up.
Amazing.
Have you been working out?
Amazing.
Why are you sitting on me?
Congratulate me, guys.
I think I'm going to date a movie star.
- Set me up with a friend. / - Set me up with a friend.
Shut it.
Who is it?
Nobody asked.
Lee Seojin.
We were shooting "Three Meals a Day" together.
He kept telling me to try the food he made
and I went like this. Guess what he said.
You look so elegant.
You look so cute.
You look like a monkfish.
A monkfish.
Stop pulling at my hair.
I'm going to go bald.
What are you doing?
Don't do it.
You did it.
I've never experienced this.
- What happened? / - What happened?
You can cross your legs?
Not that.
I'm a lingerie model.
Big jelly?
Lingerie.
Big jelly.
I was playing with a ball on the grass
with my model friends.
People looked at us with envy.
Guess what they said.
Those pretty girls are having fun.
Those sexy girls are having fun.
That elephant is having fun.
You look like you're having fun.
Gosh, I really hate this.
Guys.
We first met 10 years ago.
I think we were in 3rd grade.
We're 20 years old?
We're in our mid-30s.
Right. How did we meet again?
How did we meet again?
How did I end up meeting them?
Don't you remember?
We were all popular in school.
I was the fun one in school.
I was the cute one!
I was the lovely one!
You all need a beating...
Where's a club?
Where did the two of them go?
Did you swallow them?
(We Need to Talk 1987)
It's great being on this date with you, Eunyeong.
The weather is great and I feel great.
Yes.
Eunyeong.
Where did they go?
They were here just a minute ago.
What? What do you mean?
The wings on your back.
Oh, stop it.
Eunyeong, your outfit looks nice today.
What brand is this?
Oh...
An angelic brand.
Stop it already.
Gosh...
Eunyeong.
You have something on your face.
Oh...
Are you going to say beauty like last time?
No, it's a booger for real.
Wow, it's a big one.
Amazing!
I've never seen such a pretty booger.
I'm keeping this.
Eunyeong.
Yes?
Here...
It's for you.
What is this?
A bag.
Now you don't have to
carry your heavy books in your arms.
Use this bag.
No, I can't accept this.
Take it.
It's really alright.
Eunyeong!
Why do you only think about yourself?
You think I got that for you to be comfortable?
It's me...
It pains me so much!
I'm giving you this to make me feel better.
Thank you.
It's been a while since I smiled.
It's all thanks to you, Hyeok.
A while?
Do you have a concern?
Actually...
My dad's surgery is coming up
but I don't have enough to pay the hospital bill.
How much is it?
No.
Just tell me.
How much is it?
$500...
$500...
That's a semester's tuition.
Don't worry.
I'll get the money somehow.
No! What are you saying?
You don't have to. I can just work at my part-time job.
Oh, right... It's time for me to go to my job.
- Really? / - Yes.
I'll walk you there.
I can go by myself.
Nonsense.
It's dangerous for a pretty girl like you
to be wandering around alone.
I'll be fine by myself.
You can walk me home next time.
- Alright. / - Okay.
Get home safe.
She's so lucky.
Geez!
Hey.
Why are you here?
Daehui.
You were supposed to go
see a movie with me today.
I waited a long time.
Yeah?
I forgot.
Hey, it's good you're here.
Hey.
Got any money?
Huh?
You're from a rich family.
Lend me $500.
Is it very urgent?
Of course! Someone's life is on the line.
I'll ask my dad.
Really?
Thanks a lot.
I'm trusting you.
Daehui!
Daehui is so lucky.
Bongseon.
Oh... Sejin.
Can you...
Buy me a drink?
Bongseon, I thought you said one drink.
Sejin.
Yeah.
What kind of girls do guys like?
Well...
I don't know about other guys...
But I like you.
- Sejin. / - Yeah?
I need to take a dump.
I don't think there's a bathroom here...
- Keep a lookout. / - Yeah.
- Stay far away. / - Alright.
But not too far...
Alright.
You finished taking care of your business?
No.
I can't go unless it's my bathroom at home.
Oh, really?
Gosh!
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you kids doing here?
Hello, sir.
He's Daehui's father.
Oh. Hello, sir.
Forget all that. You guys need to run away now!
- Come on! / - Why?
There's a wild boar at the school!
- A wild boar at the school? / - Yeah!
There's a huge pile of wild boar poop back there!
It's like...
Like this big...
And it stinks! The boar...
By the size of the pile, it has to be male!
So much poop...
In my entire life...
I can't even believe it with my own eyes!
Run away!
I need to take a look at this again.
Run away!
That's not from a boar! It's from an elephant!
Run away!
(YOLO Inn)
My husband still isn't back from selling vegetables.
- He's not even healthy... / - Wife!
- Dear! / - Wife!
Gosh...
- Goodness. / - Gosh.
- You're home. / - Yes.
You didn't sell any?
Gosh... Ta-da!
What's all this?
Okbun, you didn't even get to have a wedding.
I bought this with the money
I made from the vegetables.
Really?
Put this on.
Dear, how do I look?
So pretty!
So pretty!
Thank you.
I have something else.
What's that?
What is this?
Bra pads.
Now I can tell your back from your front.
Dear, I'm so happy I could cry.
Just kidding.
Have a seat.
- Dear, people will see. / - Come closer.
- Someone will see. / - Come here.
- Sir! / - I said someone would see!
Move it.
That startled me.
Who are you kids?
Hello, we're from the village nearby.
- I'm Deullae... / - And I'm Dallae.
Sir, I'm hungry. Give me some rice cakes.
- Rice cakes! / - I don't have rice cakes.
Then I'll eat mine.
You fool!
My brother isn't a fool.
You're a smart one.
Look at this bag.
Are you going to become
a nurse that gives shots when you grow up?
No.
Then a doctor that makes a lot of money?
No.
Then what do you want to be when you grow up?
As long as I don't turn out like you.
- Dear... / - Sir, are you sick?
I keep coughing.
Sir, did you catch a cold?
Yes, I caught a cold.
Hold on.
You're getting medicine for me?
- How sweet. / - Dear.
Your sister is a lot nicer than you.
My cold isn't...
I don't have a cold...
It's not a virus...
That's wrong, Deullae.
You should wear this.
You brats! How dare you tease me?
- Where's my cane? / - A virus!
- Get back here! / - Dear!
- Gosh... / - Don't get angry.
- You're unwell. / - That's right.
Have a seat. You need to take medicine.
- I made you congee. / - Congee?
Yes.
- Gosh... / - Good work.
- Dear, have some congee. / - Thank you.
Oh, that's hot.
I'll cool it off for you. Here.
Here you go.
- Is it okay? / - My tongue is fine.
No, is the congee okay?
It's fine to eat.
This congee smells like your breath.
I made it with love. Eat up.
- With love? / - Eat up.
- Is it good? / - Delicious!
Good, good.
- Eat up. / - Have some.
Okbun, you can't handle spicy foods.
Here...
Hold on.
Here you go.
Dear, I love spicy foods.
You can't handle it.
I'll eat it later.
Eat it now.
I'll eat it later.
Eat it.
I ate your congee. Eat this.
- Really, I'll eat it later. / - Eat it.
Later.
- I'll eat it later. / - Alright then.
- I'll leave it here. / - I'll eat it later.
I'll clear the table.
No, dear! You have a bad back.
It's better my back hurts than yours.
- Anyone there? / - May I help you?
I hear the vale is nice here.
- It's an ocean-view. Very nice. / - Honey!
- Honey? / - Sweetie!
- Hey. / - Oh, no!
- Why you... / - What brings you here?
- Let's go swimming. / - Alright, sure.
Since you're here,
enjoy the food and have a great time.
Alright. Hey. White kimchi.
This looks great.
Good, right?
Ma'am, you're an amazing cook!
That's his mouth you're tasting.
Dear...
- I'll bring some beverages for the customers. / - Yes.
- Gosh... / - I'll go feed the dog.
Fido!
Hold still, Fido.
- I'll give you a bone. / - You jerk!
- Come back. / - You're a jerk!
Sir!
- Hear me out for a second! / - Listen to him.
This guy was turning his hat ribbon
and I injured my neck when I fell
trying to avoid the ribbon!
You should've avoided the ribbon.
It's not that hard.
Jerk! You call that an excuse?
What are you doing? Fight somewhere else!
Honey, what should I wear to go swimming?
Good question. What would you look good in?
Should I wear a rash guard?
That sounds pretty.
Or should I wear a bikini?
That sounds pretty too.
But it feels like someone is listening to us.
Come on. Nobody's listening.
Nobody's listening.
- What are you talking about? / - Yeah?
- Yeah. / - Let's go out to swim then.
Before we go swimming...
How about we kiss?
Gosh! How embarrassing.
No, it's not!
- Gosh! / - What?
Come here!
Gosh!
Have some rice punch.
You sure like to eat, Fido!
What are you all doing?
Why would a dog wear a ribbon hat?
Are you insane?
You crazy dog!
Why are those fools here again?
You old fool! You're worse than a dog.
Gosh!
I can't believe I lived with that man for 60 years.
I don't need a dress like this.
I don't need this either!
But I need these.
(Idiotic Robot)
Wow, this feels great.
Where is this robot though?
Jinho-bot. Jinho-bot!
This feels nice.
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Master, what are you doing?
I'm getting a massage.
This feels great.
Gosh, that's nice.
- What? You want a turn? / - Yes.
Oh, yeah?
I suddenly feel like some rice punch.
Errand mode.
Where's the straw?
It's right here.
It looks a little lacking.
Decoration mode.
Still not good enough.
Background music mode.
Jinho-bot, you really want a turn, don't you?
Yes, yes, master!
Alright.
Go ahead.
- Thank you, master. / - Sure.
Your time has ended.
What? I don't have any money.
What was all that for then?
Hey. Are you angry?
I am not.
I think you're angry.
I said I'm not, fool.
Hey!
What was with that tone?
Master, what is that sauna behind me?
It's for relieving your fatigue.
Jinho-bot, want to go in there?
Master, I am a robot
so I am very weak against heat.
That's alright. It won't kill you.
- I really shouldn't... / - It's fine.
Jinho-bot...
How is it, Jinho-bot?
Did you work up a nice sweat?
I bet you feel...
Jinho-bot. Jinho-bot...
Jinho-bot!
Jinho-bot!
Did you melt?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot, oh, no!
- Please, Jinho-bot! / - Oh, yeah. That felt great.
- Jinho-bot... / - I feel great.
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Master, what are you doing?
Jinho... Hey!
Whose clothes are these?
What's your deal?
No!
- I'll kill you! / - It's not like that!
Jinho-bot, help me!
Don't want to, don't want to.
- Honey. / - I almost died.
Hi, honey!
It's so hot! Get off me!
Miss Somi, I have a cooling mode to cool you off.
Cooling mode.
Wow, you really do feel cold.
Wow, so cool.
This feels great!
- I feel great too. / - What are you doing?
Oh, the back of my head...
Your face?
- I said the back of my head. / - Your face?
- The back of my head! / - Your face?
Honey, you look so dry.
You need a sheet mask.
- What are you saying? / - Hyeseon-bot!
I said the back of my head hurts...
What the...
Moisturization complete.
I hope you get great skin.
- Nice job, Hyeseon-bot! / - Thanks, Hyeseon-bot.
Hi, Jinho-bot.
Hello, sir!
Sir? Come on.
- Just address me comfortably. / - Alright, bro.
How cute!
Cutie Jinho-bot.
I'll save you in my heart!
In the recycling bin.
I'll take it out.
What was that?
Hyeseon-bot, don't act like this.
Show him your feminine side.
Show him a sexy dance.
A sexy dance?
Very good.
Gosh...
Very nice.
Very nice!
Jinho-bot!
(Blushing Old Age)
It sure is nice of the senior citizen center
to send us on a trip to Jeju-do.
Nobody's here yet.
I'll go up front to get a good seat.
- Move it! / - What the...
Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!
This arrogant newbie got here first
so he can take the good seat.
- Hey. / - What is it?
Oh, so you can hear.
What are you saying?
Is this your first time traveling?
- What is this thing? / - Let go. Thing?
Look at this. I have toothpaste, my toothbrush
and my cell phone. All stuff I need.
Oh, so you didn't bring any medicine.
What are you saying?
So what are you going to do in Jeju-do?
I'll check out the houses there.
I plan on moving to Jeju-do next year.
Oh, so you're sure you'll live to next year.
- What? / - He's sure he'll live until next year.
What will you do next year?
I'll be weeding your grave.
- You can't do that. / - Why not?
Because you'll be in there too.
You need a beating.
Yeonggil.
Please be merciful.
There is no mercy.
Hammer, I'm very angry now.
You need to power up.
Power up!
Let's go!
See that? This is how terrifying we are.
So you get in back.
I'm getting on.
- I'm going first. Move. / - I got here first.
Stop!
I'm taking all the best seats on the plane!
Why are you so excited?
I had a slushy.
Brain freeze.
You can't travel like that.
You're the one that's too afraid to fly on a plane.
Afraid?
What are you saying?
I'm a former marine! We'd catch ghosts!
What?
- Yeonggil. / - What?
That's enough with ghost catching.
- Why? / - You'll be a ghost soon anyway.
- If I become a ghost... / - Yeah.
I'm coming after you first.
- Gosh... / - Watch your mouth.
- I'm sorry. / - Hey, stop being ridiculous.
- Did you pack all my stuff? / - Yes, I got everything.
You have to pack well.
- Toiletries. / - You need to bring this.
- Your bathing suit. / - I even have this, fools.
And this... Your pajamas.
- You brought pajamas too. Hold on... / - Put this on.
What is this?
You'll sleep very well wearing these.
I feel like I'll never wake up though.
You wear this.
What are you saying? That's bad luck!
Jerk! You meant to bring this.
Oh, please.
- Skinny. / - Yes.
Did you bring anything for our trip?
I made us all matching hats for our trip.
- Yeah? / - I'm jealous.
You get "Tough Guy."
I get "Cool Guy."
And since you're the best,
you get "Best Guy."
(Deceased)
It spells "deceased."
I don't like how the words are arranged.
It looks even cooler if you wear it backwards.
What's this thing?
This? It's a trend these days.
Since you're the boss, you get two.
This is all I'm going to say.
You need a beating.
Yeonggil...
- I'm used to it so it doesn't hurt anymore! / - Yeah?
Then I'll hit you where it hurts.
Lie down on the floor.
What is this?
Hammer, bring out the hot air balloon.
Hot air balloon?
It's floating up!
It's floating up!
Gosh!
He used gravity!
Watch yourself.
Do you want a beating too?
Nonsense! Hey!
Let's go. Give me my cool sunglasses.
I paid a lot for these.
I bet you want a pair. So cool.
You look so cool.
Whoever is taking this flight, come this way.
Yes. Me first, me first.
- Let's go. / - We'll go first.
Let's go.
Minsang!
Gosh!
Wake up, you old fool!
What happened?
Why are you hitting me?
(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
- Who wants to talk first? / - Me!
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut.
I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd. I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!
Our "Produce 101" seniors are here today.
Seniors?
Right here.
(Choi Yoojung, Kim Doyeon of Weki Meki)
We should greet them.
2, 3. Hello!
- Hey. / - What are you doing?
Why didn't you greet our seniors?
I'm the same age as their moms.
How could I bow to girls
that could be my daughters?
But they're still our seniors. Bow to them.
Hello.
His pride...
- Come on, Hwisun. / - Don't be mad. Look at us.
Don't be sulky. Greet them properly.
Hello.
So what did you guys do on the weekend?
I had an autograph session and fans lined up.
I had a solo performance on "Music Bank."
I stood surety for a friend.
They get my appearance fee starting today.
- Teacher, please buy me dinner. / - Alright.
You guys should be trying to get in the top 101.
That's why we prepared something for the fans.
Who wants to take a photo with us?
Who wants to take a photo with us?
Step up.
What the...
You're not...
You're not taking it with us?
We're...
I can't believe this is happening.
Are you really taking it?
- So much for today. / - For real?
1, 2, 3.
Your hands are trembling.
Don't sit in the front row from now on.
- What was that all of a sudden? / - Alright...
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
These days, guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam.
Hey. You're all looking at me with pity.
I'm super happy!
Recently, I bought a $3,000 guitar
to busk in Hongdae just like I wanted!
I went and performed for the people.
- Are you all ready to have fun? / - Yes!
Electric guitar!
I bet that was great.
I got electrocuted.
The people said they saw my skeleton.
They thought it was part of the act and they clapped.
Then they said...
One more time, one more time...
One more time...
I couldn't say no.
So I showed them again.
Since that day, I can see things
that most people can't.
- Go away! / - What was that?
Go away!
- Go away! Go away? / - It's me.
I'm sorry, teacher.
But it was thrilling so it was fine!
You know, you should find a girl to date
and even get married.
I don't understand what's great about marriage.
I don't get it.
If you live alone,
you can watch baseball all day
and even watch the highlights again at night
and nobody says a thing!
You can watch Ryu Hyunjin's
Major League games late at night
and nobody says a thing!
And importantly, when watching dirty movies,
you can watch it with the volume up
and nobody says a thing!
That's how great it is to be single.
I bet you're envious of a single guy like me.
Yeah. Honestly, I'm often envious of you.
I want to relax and watch TV at home
but whenever I try to, my 3 daughters come...
- And bother me to play with them. / - Such a hassle!
I just play with them a little and they all giggle
saying how they're so happy to play with me.
My youngest girl
says I'm the best dad and goes running.
She hangs a gold medal on my neck
that she made with her little hands at day care.
And my wife cried when she saw this.
- Why? / - "Why are you crying, honey?"
She says she's so happy she married me.
Gosh, it's so chaotic.
Teacher, can you go on a bit longer?
Just a bit more...
I'm so happy I'm in your class, teacher.
- What's wrong with you? / - Teacher.
- Honnam. / - Yeah?
- Are you lonely? / - I am!
Want me to set you up with a flight attendant?
Really? Yes! For what airline?
Air Koryo.
Their headquarters is in Pyeongyang.
That's in North Korea!
Have a seat.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back. ♪
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you pointing at?
- What are you doing? / - Teacher.
- There are those times. / - What times?
There are those times.
- What's your deal? / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your dad comes home drunk ♪
♪ Feeling the burden as the breadwinner ♪
♪ Then he passes out in my mom's arms ♪
♪ It was a touching family moment ♪
♪ That's when my dad said ♪
♪ Madame Kim, how much do I owe you? ♪
♪ That's when my mom said ♪
♪ $48,000 in alimony, you dirtbag ♪
♪ What my dad needs is ♪
♪ Two bags of bean sprouts for hangover soup ♪
♪ Bean sprouts are rich in as... ♪
As...
Anyway... ♪ He needs two bags of that ♪
What are you saying?
- There are those times. / - What times?
Where are you pointing?
There are those times.
What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ You don't do well on your SAT ♪
♪ And you feel like you disappointed your parents ♪
♪ But when I see my mom the next day ♪
♪ Her eyes are swollen ♪
♪ From crying over my score ♪
♪ That's when my dad said ♪
♪ Your mom got an eye job, son ♪
An eye job...
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ I got a discount with your test ID slip, son ♪
♪ What my mom needs ♪
♪ Is two ice packs ♪
♪ If not that, in the freezer ♪
♪ There are two bags of broth ♪
Alright. Go sit down.
- Good job. / - I'll be back, back, back again.
Alright.
Shall we get started with class?
We'll learn about history.
- That's so boring. / - How is it boring?
Yeah.
- What the... / - What's this?
What is this?
What's going on?
What is this?
What is this?
Who are you guys?
Teacher, we're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Alright.
Just watching you guys is fun.
- Yeah. / - So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how history class
doesn't have to be boring
and it can be fun.
Alright, show us.
1592. Japan invades Korea.
The Japanese invasion.
If you try to die, you'll live
and if you try to live, you'll die.
Men! Charge!
General!
Don't let the enemies know of my death.
General! Don't die... I have to save him!
1, 2, 3, 4...
I want the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
This really does get you excited.
Go sit down.
Teacher, we're the new faces of Bongsunga School!
New face! New Face! New, new, new face!
Gosh, so chaotic...
So... Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
So pretty!
I'm here. Hey.
- I'm here. / - Who are you?
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
- Ssan Tina. / - I see.
So why are you late for class?
- My friend set me up with a man today. / - Really?
What happened?
Don't even ask.
- What a good-for-nothing deadbeat. / - What?
She brought someone that lives like a beast.
Then what?
- We shot the breeze and I bounced. / - What?
After some empty small talk,
we decided to part ways.
Gosh, I packed an overnight bag with toiletries
in case today's blind date would go well.
This won't do.
You. You should wash up since you live alone.
I'll sell you my toiletries...
This. It's worth $10.
- I'll give it to you for ten $1 bills. / - Yes!
Why are you so happy? It's the same amount.
- Oh, is it? / - And you. Come here.
It's dangerous these days
for a girl to stay out all night.
- Gosh, you sound like an old fart. / - What?
That was fatherly advice.
That's it. I might as well date any idiot or fool
while I'm still a bit young.
Let's see... Idiot, fool, idiot, fool...
Alright, idiot. I mean... You.
Sell me the seat next to you. I'll date you.
There's a girl I like.
Oh, no... I feel sorry for that girl.
- Think of it as stepping in poop. / - What?
Think of it as volunteer work.
Let's go!
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Mashimaro.
How cute.
Kids become weak because they
grow up watching him.
Mashimaro is too weak!
Weak!
I'll make this Mashimaro macho!
- His eyes are too weak! / - Weak!
Make his eyes powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Mashimaro is a thuggish man!
Man!
Change his hairstyle to be powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Mashimaro is a man that looks like
he'd be on "Show Me the Money!"
Man!
Make his mouth powerful too!
Man!
Mashimaro is a man that looks like a talker.
Man!
And that's not all!
Men these days are so weak.
They drink tea like...
Hot... Slurp, slurp.
- This is too weak! / - Weak!
Make the tea powerful!
Solomon's seal tea.
♪ Solomon's seal, Solomon's seal ♪
♪ Solomon's seal, Solomon's seal ♪
All ready!
Once more, once more.
- Man! / - Man!
- I'm a man that tries again! / - Man!
Man...
- Now this is a man! / - Man!
That looks great. Can I have some?
- You want some? / - Yeah.
- Have it with your body! / - Hold on...
That's cold!
Hold on...
- Now this is a man! / - Man!
I'm a man!
- That was funny. / - I'm a man.
So chaotic...
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
- I will survive in nature! / - Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
What's that on your head?
So people can tell I'm a woman.
You live alone in the mountains
without an oven or blender or anything.
How do you cook?
You can find anything in nature.
I don't need a blender.
I have a millstone this big.
I add beans inside the middle of the millstone.
Then I grind them up
with care for two to three hours...
- Does soy milk come out? / - I start cussing.
I want to throw it out but it's too heavy to lift.
So I bought a blender from the shopping network.
A gift for myself.
From Dosi, to Dosi.
I bet you get bored living alone in the mountains.
Nonsense.
The mountain is my friend.
When I'm bored, I go to a stream
with a big piece of watermelon
and dip my feet in the water.
It brings up memories of your childhood?
No, fish come floating up.
It's my own method of freshwater fishing.
- Alright, go sit down. / - Alright.
Before I go, teacher...
I brought you some rare stuff.
I cherish you, teacher.
- What's this? / - Take it. It's a gift.
Wow, this must be maple water.
No, I washed my feet with that water!
That was a close call.
You know that? You almost died.
That water could kill sharks.
- You were almost done for. / - Thank you.
You're already done for.
Where are you looking?
You're even worse off...
What will you do about this?
Oh, no!
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Gosh, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- Daehui. / - Yes.
Bongsunga School doesn't have a class motto.
- You're right. / - I came up with one...
- That should appeal to youths. / - Oh, I see.
Refreshing lemon soda.
So say what's on your mind?
People come first.
Nice job!
Let's shoot a commercial with this catchphrase!
What if I really get a lemon soda commercial deal.
Dear, let me be in the commercial too.
Me shooting the commercial first comes first.
Please hang this up.
I'm sure job seekers now are
very concerned over finding employment.
There are many things you need
when preparing to get a job.
First, your shelf-introduction.
Self-introduction.
- Basic cuwent affaiws. / - Current affairs.
Most important is shoshial nature and integwity.
Social nature and integrity.
To all the hiring staff at companies...
Before credentials, the person comes first.
Very nice!
Let's keep saying it until they say it along!
I love you.
Do any of you students have a concern?
Me!
Yes, Obok.
My pet dog seems really lonely.
Should I get another dog
and pair them up?
Rather than that...
The person comes first.
Hang in there.
To all the viewers of Gag Concert,
I wish you all good fortune.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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