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NASA | Exploration Mission-1 – Pushing Farther Into Deep Space - Duration: 8:48.
In the next eight minutes you'll experience a twenty five and a half day
mission from roll out to recovery the first integrated flight test of the
Orion spacecraft and the Space Launch System rocket launching from the
Kennedy Space Center is about to unfold. This is the first of many missions to
come that will use the deep-space exploration system to prepare our team
our ship and our astronauts for human operations in deep space.
Rollout from the Vehicle Assembly Building signals that launches near.
Sitting atop the mobile launcher the crawler transporter moves along the crawler way towards the
historic launch pad 39b at the Kennedy Space Center at a top speed of one mile an hour.
After traveling over four miles the rocket and spacecraft climb up a
ramp and are positioned over a flame trench. Once in position the mobile
launcher is lowered onto support posts and the crawlers roll away to a safe distance.
Final checks are performed at the pad including crew cabin closeout and
the access arm sitting over 300 feet above the surface of the launch pad the
launch date is set and the teams are prepared for the mission that is about to occur
It's sunrise on launch day engineers in the launch control center
have already powered up the spacecraft in the rocket and loaded the core stage
and upper stage with cryogenic fuel. As launch window open approaches final
checks are performed and when all systems are go terminal countdown is
initiated the big physics of launch are about to be put on full demonstration
umbilical plates weighing hundreds of pounds await their cue to retract to
clear the path of the rocket at liftoff some mounted on arms the size of
tractor-trailers the mighty core stage engines are prepared for engine start
is there a thermally condition for a non rush of cryogenic fuel in the heat of ignition.
At T-minus 15 seconds sound suppression is activated cascading water
into the flame trench to dampen the acoustic shock and is the core stage
engines achieve full throttle shock diamonds appear at booster ignition the
flame trench is flooded with fire. At first motion all umbilical arms are
retracted and the rocket clears the tower in just seconds. At lift off the
vehicle produces eight point eight million pounds of thrust and lofts the
vehicle weighing nearly six million pounds and standing 32 stories tall to orbit.
Propelled by a pair of five-segment
boosters in four liquid engines the rocket achieves maximum dynamic pressure
only 90 seconds into the mission the period of greatest atmospheric force on
the structure of the rocket. Thousands will gather in Florida to watch our ship
get smaller and smaller and leave the Space Coast behind
approximately two minutes in the mission the boosters will have consumed all of
their solid propellant enter safely jettisoned the rocket will continue on
guiding itself to orbit with magnificent precision just three minutes into the
mission the service module fairings are jettisoned to lighten the vehicle and
expose Orion solar arrays just 40 seconds later the launch abort system is
also jettison it is no longer needed Orion could safely abort at any time
Once at the desired velocity target the core stage engines are shut down and the core stage separates
the interim cryo propulsion stage with a Orion will continue to orbit the earth.
Along the way that will pass through the altitude
of the International Space Station at 250 statute miles during this first
orbit the solar arrays are deployed so that Orion no longer needs battery power
it can now produce its own power.
following solar array deployment the arrays are positioned into a load-bearing configuration to prepare
for the perigee raise maneuver the raise maneuver will ensure in Earth orbit and
use the thrust provided by the interim trial propulsion stage once the perigee
raise maneuver is complete Orion systems are checked prior to
committing to the translunar injection or tli maneuver the TLI maneuver must be
successfully completed to depart Earth orbit the tli burn is approximately 20
minutes in duration and increases the spacecraft's velocity over 9,000 feet
per second a speed change faster than a high-powered rifle bullet travels
following tli a Orion is committed to a lunar trajectory just one and a half
hours after launch once complete the spacecraft adapter will remain with the
interim cyro propulsion stage and they will separate from Orion.
As Orions departs low-earth orbit it will fly through the orbital debris field
encircling the earth pass the global positioning navigation satellites past
the communication satellites in geostationary orbit and through the Van
Allen radiation belts on into the deep space radiation environment Orion is now
entering in outbound Co space the spacecraft is uniquely designed to
navigate communicate and operate in this deep space environment the outbound
coast of the moon will take approximately 4 days as Orion approaches
the moon the service module will be used to perform a critical lunar gravity
assist maneuver allowing the ship to enter a distant retrograde orbit about the moon.
The moon will get larger and larger in the window and it closest
approach Orion will be just 60 miles from the surface of the Moon this
a spacecraft flies around the far side of the moon we will lose all
communication back on earth and for a period of time Orion will be on its own
Mission Control will await acquisition of signal and as we lock on a new
generation will see their first earth rise the spacecraft is now in the
distant retrograde orbit where its systems will be tested in the deep space
environment for over a week along the way our ship will travel farther from
Earth than any human capable spacecraft has ever gone at the farthest point
Orion will be some 1,000 times farther from Earth than the International Space
Station at over 270,000 miles away teams in Mission Control Houston and at Naval
Base San Diego will prepare for Orion's return home and the recovery ship will
set sail for the recovery zone in the Pacific Ocean
Orion will exit the distant retrograde orbit with another lunar gravity assist
and service module engine firing along the way the trajectory will be adjusted
to target the Earth's thin atmosphere at over a quarter million miles away and
ensure precision landing in the Pacific Ocean following a direct entry during
the coast home Orion will maintain the desired tail the Sun attitude to
optimize spacecraft cooling and maximize power production in the deep space
environment another four days return coast home to earth.
A s our home planet fills the windows of Orion an important contribution from our
European partners called the service module has done its job
the service module is jettisoned and separates.
Following separation the world's largest heat shield will be oriented in to the direction of travel
to prepare for entry interface and an altitude of four hundred thousand feet
at entry interface Orion will hit the Earth's atmosphere traveling at a speed
of twenty four thousand five hundred miles an hour and decelerated up to nine
times the force of gravity the heat shield will protect the spacecraft from
temperatures half as hot as the surface of the Sun approaching five thousand
degrees Fahrenheit Orion will continue to decelerate pass
through the sound barrier and announce its arrival to the waiting recovery team
with a sonic boom following peak heating a protective
thermal cover that sits over the parachutes will be jettisoned this
begins a series of parachute deployments the drogue chute deployment series is
designed to stabilize and slow the spacecraft in a period of less than 20
minutes Orion will slow from the speed of Mach
32 to zero at splashdown the three main parachutes will deploy and slowly unfurl
and suspend the 22,000 pound capsule and allow it to gently descend to the
surface of the ocean after 25 and a half days in a total distance traveled
exceeding 1.3 million miles a precision landing within eyesight of the recovery
ship following splashdown Orion will remain powered for a period of time his
Navy divers approach and small boats from the waiting recovery ship after a
brief inspection for hazards the divers will hooked up tending lines and a
towline the capsule will be then towed into the well deck of the recovery ship
and once the capsule clears the stern gate the gate will be closed the well
deck will be drained and we will bring our ship home we invite you to follow
along at www dot NASA dot gov slash exploration
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ASK ME №1 | Ответы на вопросы - Duration: 12:35.
Hello! Here i`m again
Your feedback was so nice previously so I wanted to make another chatty video
it`s so nice to read all your nice comments!
I don`t like create something for no reason
I really need some kind of feedback while I`m posting photos on Instagram, videos on Youtube or work
of cause I do it for myself as well! Especially travel videos
it`s so nice to watch this memories again when you already forgot the most of them, I`m truly enjoying this
But at the same time it`s so good to share all this nice things with all your close people and other world
and here in the end their: wow! this is so cool!
I`d love to share inspiring things with you, something which will brings you some good vibes
I hope I will create videos like this in the future
Thank you for your support: likes, comments and other good stuff:)
I want you to know me more, guys!
I asked you to leave me some question in my instagram
I don`t have a lot...But I still wanted to make this video!
I wanted to make live stream for some time but I`m to nervous for it, I don`t know the right time...
so I think this kind of video is better idea for me now, I`m just more prepared like this!
First question: there are some other techniques of jewelry making you like and want to know?
I love to work with my hands, like really! Since my childhood
I cut my mom`s jeans, I made toys, made beaded jewelry, knitted a little bit, tried macrame and etc
I tried a lot of things but not them all went well, they were not for me
For a long time I work only on stained glass jewelry which is my current job and I also made illustrations
but I really want to create silver and brass jewelry
I have some friends who are making this kind of jewelry and I own and wear a lot of rings from them
If only I have enough time and energy...
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🍯 Yo!, The New EDM POP!.. I GOT IT - ROGEZ | #Music #Songs2017 - Duration: 1:58.
Surrender
You're Sexy
You're Sexy
You're
You're
You're
You're
You should really know
Uhn this is for the cake
Ye
Ah
Come on Rogez
Uh huh in T.O.
Miranda
I think you're great
I ring the phone
You pick up late
Your sexy tone
Miranda Miranda
Please say
You will you will you will surrender
And I will I will I will surrender
You're Sexy
You're Sexy
You're
You're
You're
You're
Don't hurt
Don't hurt
Miranda Miranda
Please say
You will you will you will surrender
And I will I will I will surrender
You're Sexy
You're Sexy
You're
You're
You're
You're
You should really know know
You should really know
You know you know I got it
You know I got it
You know you know I got it
You should really know know
You should know I got it
You know I got it
You know you know
You know you know
You know I got it
I got it
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【Polish Cover】さようならだけが人生だ (Avlönskt x Kirishe) - Duration: 2:19.
"Everything's got to start somewhere
but it won't last forever"
I don't know where I've heard these words
Are they true or not?
I'm not assuming any possibility
so that I won't make a wrong decision
Though I may be wrong
I know what's important
"Everything in life has its purpose
even if it hurts me"
I don't know where I've heard these words
Are they true or not?
Is there a point in starting anything
if it's just going to end and whatnot?
I've got a long road ahead of me
yet still not a single sign in sight
Though I fight through every hardship
I'm getting weaker and weaker
and though I feel pain
I still hope I'll be able to get through this
Believe me when I say I'm strong enough to
keep you from being sad and crying
You can show me what you dream of
Show me what you're so afraid of
Believe when I say I'm strong enough to
keep you from being sad and crying
You can be yourself with me
and laugh once again
Just give me a chance and I'll make sure
you won't have to shed any more tears
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How to Make a Miniature Ice Hockey Rink w/ Scott Russell | The Cynical Crafter | CBC LIfe - Duration: 3:05.
They've built this entire thing for you eh?
This is a disaster
[OPENING MUSIC]
Hey guys today we'll be
making your very own DIY mini ice hockey rink which is great if you have a very
athletic team of mice
Here's what you'll need: some water make sure it's wet
It's wet
Some paper pipe cleaners an aluminum foil container some thin red tape blue
circles sticker things and some scissors probably for cutting
And who better to be forced
to help us than the host of CBC sports and the Ron MacLean of Canada
Mr. Scott Russell
Actually Ron MacLean is from Canada but I'm really happy to be
here you're ready to drop the puck on this one?
Let's get started
First take
your paper which will act as your hockey ring
Rink
Sure. And fold it at the crease
and goal line
Next take your thin red tape you can put it on the center and goal line
Pull it like you mean it
You're a 42 long
And now you can take your sticker cut it in half and you can stick
them on the creases
No, no, you got the wrong crease listen get away from me
Next for the faceoff take big blue sticker and put it
In the center
So next
take your hockey rinK and put it in the pan and pour your water in, excuse me, to
your desired level of ice thickness
How thick do you like your ice Scott?
I like it thick
You can put your ice rink in the fridge for a couple hours or if it's
cold enough outside, you can put it out there.. Scott
Wooh my it's brisk
What do you want to do do
you want to make the nets now?
Oh someone's read his script
Do you want to talk about the Olympics at all?
You like the olympics at all?
You know that women play hockey at the Olympics right? Yeah Mary Phillipe
Poulin scored a couple of goals they beat the United States in Sochi in 2014
Congratulations to ?????
And there you have it your very own DIY mini ice
hockey rink you can use a black button for the puck and the only thing left to
do is play
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Good game.
You are a beauty
We will return to men's lawn curling from Pyongyang
after this
Pyeongchang
God bless you
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Shine 2017 Top 8 Analysis - Part 1 - Duration: 7:17.
You don't always have to go for standard shield pressure when you hit a shield.
Because of the % that ChuDat is at, an up tilt is a huge opening, so Leffen avoids any
potential shield DI in shield grabs from IC's, using a very fast dash wavedash.
You only need to dash forward for 1 frame, and then you will continue to move forward
during jump squat, dodging potential instant shield grabs, and then wavedashing in for
a punish.
This movement takes about 15 frames which lets you hit confirm your punish, or go for
something safer if they didn't bite.
JC shine is incredibly important vs ice climbers.
The input is dash jump down b and it effectively allows you to shine during the initial dash
frames as opposed to having to wait up to 11 frames until fox's run.
Here, Leffen uses it very well to split up the Ice Climbers for a kill on Nana.
As an Ice Climbers player, you have to know when you can save Nana.
Chu recognized Leffen wasn't threatening him, so he saved a crucial fresh nana stock.
Ice Climbers get a free kill off of a jab reset, so you need to be able to recognize
when you're going to miss a tech, or even if you don't realize it, be ready to react.
When you notice you miss the tech, if you're above 40% you should double SDI up to stop
the jab reset.
More info on how to do this and how it works here:
Leffen tried to amsah tech here, but was locked out from inputting the previous tech.
Depending on how precisely you time your first input, inputting it earlier rather than later,
it could be possible to avoid the lockout window and amsah tech this hit, but in a 20XX
world, it's not hard to react and cover the asmah tech, in which case, you're essentially
just taking unnecessary damage.
Simple survival DI would have been preferable in this situation, allowing Leffen a chance
to recover.
S2J is one of the few players who utilizes this platform slideoff tech frequently.
If you TDI and ASDI like you're going to amsah tech, but don't input the tech, you can get
to safety where teching would probably be more dangerous
For suicide attacks, the risk vs. reward ratio becomes more and more favorable based on your
lead, and how high your % is compared to their low%.
If we assume stocks are valued at about 120%, S2J gave up 7% of his remaining stocks to
take 46% of shroomed's remaining stocks.
When you have a lead, trading is favorable.
It's also important to note that there is almost no risk in this play, it's just a comparison
of cost vs reward.
This is because a common mistake made by Marths of all levels is to side-b while recovering
too much, and in range of easy punishes by the opponent.
This is most frequently seen at high level in Fox vs. Marth when Marth side-b's too low,
giving Fox a free and very easy back air on reaction.
Marth's side-b takes about 30 frames, and typically there's even more frames after that
to punish, unless they air dodge.
Stomp is too slow to do from the ground, so S2J got the jump squat out of the way allowing
him to punish side-b on reaction, or jump to safety if he decides to bail.
Falcons stomp reaches through the platform, so in certain situations you can attack with
it like this.
This hit is pretty valuable because of the difficulty Falcon has getting his opponent
to combo % due to crouch cancel At lower percents, you can TDI diagonal down
in and ASDI down to amsah tech, allowing you to roll in instead of out.
This can make it more difficult to cover and trick the opponent into missing, just as Shroomed
missed the dash attack here.
It looks like Hungrybox didn't mash out in time, but M2K inputted the throw too early.
M2K could have option selected the up throw by using both the control stick and the c
stick, or by hitting up twice.
It's possible he did this and was still too early, but doing this will increase leniency
for the timing on the throw after the pummel.
Hungrybox has a bad habit of not doing jump cancel grabs.
JC grab saves 2 or 3 frames on puff, so be sure to practice it.
In this reaction techchase situation, Hungrybox should just stand still after the waveland.
This lets him cover missed tech with jab, tech in place with standing grab, and tech
rolls with his move of choice.
Worth noting that on top of the potential 3 frames he wasted by not jump cancelling
his grab, he also wasted 2 more frames.
When changing the direction your character is facing, there's 1 frame of turn, and to
get momentum out of the JC grab, you need 1 more frame of dash.
This is why I almost never recommend randomly dash dancing while reaction techchasing, because
there's a chance that if you're facing the wrong way, you're making tech in place a couple
frames more difficult when it's already pretty hard to cover on reaction as is.
Going back to Hungrybox, I'm guessing what he was REALLY going for was a reaction pivot
grab.
Sure, for that option he reacted in time and would have been able to grab a buffered spotdodge,
but it would have lost to a frame perfect shine, and it's just unnecessary difficulty
with opportunity for error as seen here, when he could have just grabbed, in which case
a frame perfect shine would come too late.
Watch how after every jab Hungrybox air dodges out of the way.
While Fox can hit confirm the jab into upsmash, at lower percents it is not a true combo.
This allows the puff to react and input an air dodge to potentially save himself from
being down a stock.
Here we see wiggle out of hitstun being used to great effect.
Hungrybox expects a missed tech, but M2K realizes there's not enough hitstun to reach to the
ground, so he wiggles out, making the jab reset effectively do nothing.
You can mash the wiggle out if you're lazy, but I'd recommend for tight windows like this
to time a single sideways input.
Many characters have their legs sticking out of the bottom of their shield.
M2K light shielded to protect his legs, but Hungrybox had a good timing mixup, catching
M2K in a shield drop as opposed to hitting his shield with an instant attempt at a shield
poke.
This is a problem that comes up more frequently the faster the character is.
When you jump in melee, your aerial momentum comes from before the jump, the direction
you're holding on the last frame of jumpsquat, and aerial drift.
Mang0 messed up his analog jump and ended up with a jump completely forward, which aerial
drift couldn't save, losing him a stock early on.
Make sure you can precisely control your jumps.
If you want to option select your wall tech illusion, option select it with up-b, or make
sure you're going to get a wall jump tech instead of a normal tech.
More about ledge teching here: Plup read a shield here, but he waited to
confirm his suspicions.
After he did, he fast fell for a shield poke nair, and just in case it didn't poke, he
option selected it with another dropthrough nair.
Legs poking out of shields on platforms are a weakness that can be abused in many different
ways.
Another jab reset wobble setup that could have been avoided with double SDI up.
It's not easy, but it's possible.
After most every wobble against Chu, Leffen DI'd the killing blow off to the side.
Maybe this was an attempt at conditioning him to end wobbles early, but I'd recommend
against it, as it essentially ensures your death.
If you survival DI, there's a chance that the IC's doesn't wobble to a high enough %.
Here's another example of the dash that Leffen does a lot.
He baits a shield grab with a bad back air on shield, and avoids it with a dash away,
punishing after confirming the whiffed grab.
If Fox grabs Popo at low %'s, you can fthrow to hit nana a large distance, setting up for
a shine spike.
Leffen goes for it, but Chu is very ready to protect himself, keep Leffen out of the
way, and expertly saving nana while simultaneously setting up a kill.
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Audio Engineering Course: Intro - Duration: 5:04.
Hi everyone! And welcome back on Kristal Cross Music Production.
But most of all, welcome to my Audio Engineering Class!
This class will be about everything you'll need to start to understand the audio engineering world
And music production, obviously, if you are approaching this matter fairly seriously
Or if you already have a very simple home recording background
Or even just to start home recording but doing it properly
I have been asked to start as soon as I started the channel, so here I am
I'm not making this video only to show the content of the class that's starting today
But also to explain its "philosophy", I would say
Let's start from the content:
As I said, I'll do my best to provide you with every tool you might need to start this journey
Beginners and amateurs alike
We'll start to cover the basic theory to come to analyze the more advanced techniques regarding this profession
Digital audio, microphones, equalization, compression, mixing, mastering, various effects... Every sort of things
This class is going to take many videos, just so you know
It'll be divided into chapters, that are going to be divided into smaller parts
It'll be covered in-depth
In my mind, I think of it as an intermediate level
Not too easy, yet not too advanced
A level anyone could reach, with a little effort of course
About the "philosophy": I'm making this videos to provide you with everything I know about my job
But don't think even for a second that I'm bragging about it
I'm not surely a well-known sound engineer, in fact I learn new things everyday from people far more prepared than me
I've still a long way to go, believe me. Recording this videos will prove useful to me first
To check again things I may have forgotten or that I have to review
It's likely that I'll learn something new from this
One never stops learning in life, right?
So I stand before you as humble as I can be, as someone who's learning like you
The only difference is that I've been doing this for a while, and I hope to be useful to those who just started
The days where the only things I had were an old PC, a dreadful sound card and a 30€ microphone, are not so far away
And I know well what problems you could in the very begininng, and afterwards
That to me, is the most important one
I think a I could help you somehow, with the upmost humility
Why do I find so important to stress this concept? Because one of the worst things you can find in various tutorials, or classes you find on YouTube
Is the fact that are made by people who don't know what they're talking about
That end up being fools providing wrong information, and that's harmful
So, I don't want to make the same mistake and the videos I'm making are aimed for people who are just getting started
Knowing that I can't go much further, because I'm still learning too
When you take the responsibility to teach something to someone else, you must be as humble as you can possibly be
and do your best to provide quality information, without putting yourself on a pedestal
Be willing to improve yourself and open to all critiques
I want to start with this concepts in mind, and to succeed in this task
We're starting, in an hour the very first video of the class will be out
I hope you'll find it useful, interesting and well made
After you watched the video, there's something for you
In the description of every single video, you'll find a link to download a small pamphlet that I personally made
To allow you to have a written landmark whenever you need it
Wich I hope will make even more useful what your watching
It's not much, don't expect and encyclopedia, but it's something that could come in handy
So, that's all. Thanks for watching, subscribe not to miss a thing, and remember i'm here for all the inquiries you may have
I'll try to give the best answer, to each and everyone of you, alright?
Bye for now, I'll see you soon with the first video and week for more. Ok? See you later.
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Farming Simulator 17 Retro Baling Mods - Duration: 12:40.
HI GUYS !!!! Welcome to Farming Simulator 17 Mods Channel in this video I will show You a Some Retro Mods You can Use to make Round Bales.
URSUS C330 3 Design Setup 30Hp 25Km/h Top Speed
They some additional functions You Remove Some Parts Of this Tractor like Front fenders
IC CONTROL SPACE
PRF-180 Round Baler 4 Colour Available Red Less Red More Red And light blue
I will will all the three versions of the tractor to make round bales at once with follow me mod
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[New Version] Tomek Biskup - Credit Card, Tourists and Pope -Cosmic Comedy Berlin - Duration: 7:41.
no idea what Stephen is saying :) But it is in English
I am Stephen Blaubach, thank you very much!
for Tomasz Biskup!
so, hello ladies and gentlemen
I will do everythink to speak with worse accent than Stephen Blaubach
you know, I am polish
so, I have like really strong english-transilvanian accent
there is no point in making it even worse than it is already
so, I would like to ask you
do you guys have credit cards?
yeah, ok
I also have credit card
but it was some kind of a fucking miracle
that they gave me one
because I have basicaly no money
I am Tomek Biskup
and I see one reason why they could have given me that card
who knows what my surname - Biskup means in polish ?
or who wants to guess
does not matter
rich
rich
no, no, no, it is not rich
the other answer, what was the other answer
lucky
loki?
lucky, no
bishop
bishop, yeah it is bishop
so I think that guy that gave me my credit card
had to be like really fucking religious
oh bishop wants our card
halleluyah
so I do have credit card
and I can spend money I do not have
that's why I am in Berlin
great opportunity
but they also gave me opportunity to segregate all my spendings on my card into categories
so every time I will go and eat something
and pay by card
I will find it in some category
so, once I've ate shitty polish bigos
you know bigos
cabbage with sausage
I've paid by card
then I go home
and I see it in category travel and adventure
I have suddenly felt as adventerous traveler
I've felt as if I went to Afganistan
and ate I don't know
camel bigos
I am only afraid
that if someday I will go to pharmacy
buy myself painkiller and pay by card
I will find it in category drugs and hookers
so, I live in Kraków and we've got many tourists
going there every year
every day
all the time
and some of those tourists come there only to drink
those tourists come from many different countries
England
United Kingdom
Great Britain
British Commonwelth
Northern Ireland
and let's take some immaginary guy
let's call him Garry
he just came back to England from his trip to Kraków
and he meets his friend Emmily in the streets of London
and she is like
oh, Garry how are you
how was your trip to Poland
to Kraków I mean
how was your trip to Kraków
oh, it was great
I don't remember damn thing
we have went to piss on Mariacki Church
I've heard
nobody remembers that
but polish police was nice anough to send us some pictures
than I have been trying to drink with a dragon
than I have been trying to fight with a dragon
oh, Garry it is wonderfull
where do you want to go for your vacation next year?
oh, I am going to Berlin
I've heard it is great city to forget
so, there are also other types of tourists
that are like polite, nice
but a little dumb
because we have basicaly two historical centres in Kraków
Market Square and Kazimierz District
and once I have been walking from one to another
and like elderly english couple stopped me
and they were like
excuse me, do you know way to the old town?
and they were fucking standing in front of a church from sixtienth century
so, I was like
not old anough for you?
where do you guys come from? ancient Egypt?
if it doesn't have hieroglyphs
it doesn't count as old?
so, I have sent them to archeological excavations in Salvator District
I hope that town was old anough for them, right?
so, also maybe you know and maybe you don't
pope John Paul the second
in Poland there is still only one pope
John Paul II, right
we havn't accepted facts
that they have changed man in that position like two times
pope John Paul II have been living and studying in Kraków
and he has a window in Kraków
not a house a window
I think buying it was really hard
it's window in which pope John Paul II stood once
like fifteen years ago
and I think you need fucking lots of imagination
to enjoy that spot
and he have been studying in that city
so in every district somewhere
you will find bord stating
John Paul II was here
John Paul II was there
and I've started to think that when he was studying in Kraków
he have been working as a pizza delivery guy
so you will also find some bords stating
John Paul II slept here
John Paul II slept there
I have started to think that maybe
he was pizza delivery guy with a narcolepsy
big pepe...
have you ever heard about polish freedom fighter Joseph Piłsusdski?
when he, ok
the thing is when he was fighting for polish freedom
he have been traveling throu whole the Poland
and in every small town you will find bord stating
Joseph Piłsudski slept here
Joseph Piłsudski slept there
I have started to think
that at least at one ocasion
John Paul II and Joseph Piłsudski slept together
thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
see you later at the bar
so this set was recorded at Cosmic Comedy open mic in Berlin
I am shure you have noticed the guy at the begining
that's Dharmander Singh
he is a host of Cosmic Comedy
if you ever will be in Berlin
definetly go see his show
he is really good comedian, ok?
and if you ever will be in Kraków
definetly come to see my show
I do stand up comedy in here
in English as well in Polish
so if you understand one of those two languages
I am shure you will have a laugh
und jetzt villen Dank und Auf Wiedersehen
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😱GRAND SLAM SUPPLYDROP OPENING + HELPING SUBSCRIBERS 108 WINS - Duration: 2:06:40.
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Farming Simulator 17 FORTSCHRITT TELELADER And Dooley 23 Foot Bale Trailer - Duration: 12:36.
HI GUYS !!!! Welcome to Farming Simulator 17 Mods Channel in this video I will Load Some Bales With FORTSCHRITT TELELADER And Dooley 23 Foot Bale Trailer.
FORTSCHRITT TELELADER 140Hp 40Km/h Max Speed
Need Improvement But it is something different
Dooley 23 Foot Bale Trailer 3 Wheel Setup 2 Design Setup Colorable Body And Rims
I will use an autoload fork to load the bales faster
Stupid fork :p
This trailer didn't fit The bales Horizontally
hahahaha
X KEY Open Belt Sorage
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여자친구 GFRIEND - 여름비 (SUMMER RAIN) M/V Reaction [GER/ENG SUB] -Saeha - Duration: 6:03.
Hello and welcome today we're reacting
GFRIEND SUMMER RAIN and let's go
I'm excited
Oh Eunha in the rain
PogChamp
No umbrella is dead
just a damaged building FeelsBadMan
Oh sparklers
This MV looks so nice
Pls send pictures
Oh a Rainbow PogChamp
This song is so nice
oh rip package
Pls stop playing in the rain its not good for the health
Stop it
Rip package :(
The summer rain
We in Germany know that very good
That sounds so beautiful
That sounds mega beautiful
mega beautiful?
:thinking:
That really sounds so beautiful in my opinion
I can just "fangirl" right now
because GFRIEND is my favorite Girl Group
That MV was so cute
That song was cute too
This MV was so nice
i dont know what I should say
I don't know how I should react
Because I'm so flashed
This video
Its to cute
But to play in the rain is not good for health
always remember that
no joke
To play in rain isn't good
You can be sick
This song was cute and beautiful like every time
The MV was cute too
I like this so hard
I bought that Parallel Album
After I bought that the repackage was announced
That is so unlucky
I hate my self for that to my left side I got that Parallel Album
And not the repackaged Album
FeelsBadMan
unlucky
Thank you for watching
And I hope to see you again :^)
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