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NASA | Exploration Mission-1 – Pushing Farther Into Deep Space - Duration: 8:48.

In the next eight minutes you'll experience a twenty five and a half day

mission from roll out to recovery the first integrated flight test of the

Orion spacecraft and the Space Launch System rocket launching from the

Kennedy Space Center is about to unfold. This is the first of many missions to

come that will use the deep-space exploration system to prepare our team

our ship and our astronauts for human operations in deep space.

Rollout from the Vehicle Assembly Building signals that launches near.

Sitting atop the mobile launcher the crawler transporter moves along the crawler way towards the

historic launch pad 39b at the Kennedy Space Center at a top speed of one mile an hour.

After traveling over four miles the rocket and spacecraft climb up a

ramp and are positioned over a flame trench. Once in position the mobile

launcher is lowered onto support posts and the crawlers roll away to a safe distance.

Final checks are performed at the pad including crew cabin closeout and

the access arm sitting over 300 feet above the surface of the launch pad the

launch date is set and the teams are prepared for the mission that is about to occur

It's sunrise on launch day engineers in the launch control center

have already powered up the spacecraft in the rocket and loaded the core stage

and upper stage with cryogenic fuel. As launch window open approaches final

checks are performed and when all systems are go terminal countdown is

initiated the big physics of launch are about to be put on full demonstration

umbilical plates weighing hundreds of pounds await their cue to retract to

clear the path of the rocket at liftoff some mounted on arms the size of

tractor-trailers the mighty core stage engines are prepared for engine start

is there a thermally condition for a non rush of cryogenic fuel in the heat of ignition.

At T-minus 15 seconds sound suppression is activated cascading water

into the flame trench to dampen the acoustic shock and is the core stage

engines achieve full throttle shock diamonds appear at booster ignition the

flame trench is flooded with fire. At first motion all umbilical arms are

retracted and the rocket clears the tower in just seconds. At lift off the

vehicle produces eight point eight million pounds of thrust and lofts the

vehicle weighing nearly six million pounds and standing 32 stories tall to orbit.

Propelled by a pair of five-segment

boosters in four liquid engines the rocket achieves maximum dynamic pressure

only 90 seconds into the mission the period of greatest atmospheric force on

the structure of the rocket. Thousands will gather in Florida to watch our ship

get smaller and smaller and leave the Space Coast behind

approximately two minutes in the mission the boosters will have consumed all of

their solid propellant enter safely jettisoned the rocket will continue on

guiding itself to orbit with magnificent precision just three minutes into the

mission the service module fairings are jettisoned to lighten the vehicle and

expose Orion solar arrays just 40 seconds later the launch abort system is

also jettison it is no longer needed Orion could safely abort at any time

Once at the desired velocity target the core stage engines are shut down and the core stage separates

the interim cryo propulsion stage with a Orion will continue to orbit the earth.

Along the way that will pass through the altitude

of the International Space Station at 250 statute miles during this first

orbit the solar arrays are deployed so that Orion no longer needs battery power

it can now produce its own power.

following solar array deployment the arrays are positioned into a load-bearing configuration to prepare

for the perigee raise maneuver the raise maneuver will ensure in Earth orbit and

use the thrust provided by the interim trial propulsion stage once the perigee

raise maneuver is complete Orion systems are checked prior to

committing to the translunar injection or tli maneuver the TLI maneuver must be

successfully completed to depart Earth orbit the tli burn is approximately 20

minutes in duration and increases the spacecraft's velocity over 9,000 feet

per second a speed change faster than a high-powered rifle bullet travels

following tli a Orion is committed to a lunar trajectory just one and a half

hours after launch once complete the spacecraft adapter will remain with the

interim cyro propulsion stage and they will separate from Orion.

As Orions departs low-earth orbit it will fly through the orbital debris field

encircling the earth pass the global positioning navigation satellites past

the communication satellites in geostationary orbit and through the Van

Allen radiation belts on into the deep space radiation environment Orion is now

entering in outbound Co space the spacecraft is uniquely designed to

navigate communicate and operate in this deep space environment the outbound

coast of the moon will take approximately 4 days as Orion approaches

the moon the service module will be used to perform a critical lunar gravity

assist maneuver allowing the ship to enter a distant retrograde orbit about the moon.

The moon will get larger and larger in the window and it closest

approach Orion will be just 60 miles from the surface of the Moon this

a spacecraft flies around the far side of the moon we will lose all

communication back on earth and for a period of time Orion will be on its own

Mission Control will await acquisition of signal and as we lock on a new

generation will see their first earth rise the spacecraft is now in the

distant retrograde orbit where its systems will be tested in the deep space

environment for over a week along the way our ship will travel farther from

Earth than any human capable spacecraft has ever gone at the farthest point

Orion will be some 1,000 times farther from Earth than the International Space

Station at over 270,000 miles away teams in Mission Control Houston and at Naval

Base San Diego will prepare for Orion's return home and the recovery ship will

set sail for the recovery zone in the Pacific Ocean

Orion will exit the distant retrograde orbit with another lunar gravity assist

and service module engine firing along the way the trajectory will be adjusted

to target the Earth's thin atmosphere at over a quarter million miles away and

ensure precision landing in the Pacific Ocean following a direct entry during

the coast home Orion will maintain the desired tail the Sun attitude to

optimize spacecraft cooling and maximize power production in the deep space

environment another four days return coast home to earth.

A s our home planet fills the windows of Orion an important contribution from our

European partners called the service module has done its job

the service module is jettisoned and separates.

Following separation the world's largest heat shield will be oriented in to the direction of travel

to prepare for entry interface and an altitude of four hundred thousand feet

at entry interface Orion will hit the Earth's atmosphere traveling at a speed

of twenty four thousand five hundred miles an hour and decelerated up to nine

times the force of gravity the heat shield will protect the spacecraft from

temperatures half as hot as the surface of the Sun approaching five thousand

degrees Fahrenheit Orion will continue to decelerate pass

through the sound barrier and announce its arrival to the waiting recovery team

with a sonic boom following peak heating a protective

thermal cover that sits over the parachutes will be jettisoned this

begins a series of parachute deployments the drogue chute deployment series is

designed to stabilize and slow the spacecraft in a period of less than 20

minutes Orion will slow from the speed of Mach

32 to zero at splashdown the three main parachutes will deploy and slowly unfurl

and suspend the 22,000 pound capsule and allow it to gently descend to the

surface of the ocean after 25 and a half days in a total distance traveled

exceeding 1.3 million miles a precision landing within eyesight of the recovery

ship following splashdown Orion will remain powered for a period of time his

Navy divers approach and small boats from the waiting recovery ship after a

brief inspection for hazards the divers will hooked up tending lines and a

towline the capsule will be then towed into the well deck of the recovery ship

and once the capsule clears the stern gate the gate will be closed the well

deck will be drained and we will bring our ship home we invite you to follow

along at www dot NASA dot gov slash exploration

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ASK ME №1 | Ответы на вопросы - Duration: 12:35.

Hello! Here i`m again

Your feedback was so nice previously so I wanted to make another chatty video

it`s so nice to read all your nice comments!

I don`t like create something for no reason

I really need some kind of feedback while I`m posting photos on Instagram, videos on Youtube or work

of cause I do it for myself as well! Especially travel videos

it`s so nice to watch this memories again when you already forgot the most of them, I`m truly enjoying this

But at the same time it`s so good to share all this nice things with all your close people and other world

and here in the end their: wow! this is so cool!

I`d love to share inspiring things with you, something which will brings you some good vibes

I hope I will create videos like this in the future

Thank you for your support: likes, comments and other good stuff:)

I want you to know me more, guys!

I asked you to leave me some question in my instagram

I don`t have a lot...But I still wanted to make this video!

I wanted to make live stream for some time but I`m to nervous for it, I don`t know the right time...

so I think this kind of video is better idea for me now, I`m just more prepared like this!

First question: there are some other techniques of jewelry making you like and want to know?

I love to work with my hands, like really! Since my childhood

I cut my mom`s jeans, I made toys, made beaded jewelry, knitted a little bit, tried macrame and etc

I tried a lot of things but not them all went well, they were not for me

For a long time I work only on stained glass jewelry which is my current job and I also made illustrations

but I really want to create silver and brass jewelry

I have some friends who are making this kind of jewelry and I own and wear a lot of rings from them

If only I have enough time and energy...

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Tropical Storm Warning in effect as Jose moves north - Duration: 1:04.

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🍯 Yo!, The New EDM POP!.. I GOT IT - ROGEZ | #Music #Songs2017 - Duration: 1:58.

Surrender

You're Sexy

You're Sexy

You're

You're

You're

You're

You should really know

Uhn this is for the cake

Ye

Ah

Come on Rogez

Uh huh in T.O.

Miranda

I think you're great

I ring the phone

You pick up late

Your sexy tone

Miranda Miranda

Please say

You will you will you will surrender

And I will I will I will surrender

You're Sexy

You're Sexy

You're

You're

You're

You're

Don't hurt

Don't hurt

Miranda Miranda

Please say

You will you will you will surrender

And I will I will I will surrender

You're Sexy

You're Sexy

You're

You're

You're

You're

You should really know know

You should really know

You know you know I got it

You know I got it

You know you know I got it

You should really know know

You should know I got it

You know I got it

You know you know

You know you know

You know I got it

I got it

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【Polish Cover】さようならだけが人生だ (Avlönskt x Kirishe) - Duration: 2:19.

"Everything's got to start somewhere

but it won't last forever"

I don't know where I've heard these words

Are they true or not?

I'm not assuming any possibility

so that I won't make a wrong decision

Though I may be wrong

I know what's important

"Everything in life has its purpose

even if it hurts me"

I don't know where I've heard these words

Are they true or not?

Is there a point in starting anything

if it's just going to end and whatnot?

I've got a long road ahead of me

yet still not a single sign in sight

Though I fight through every hardship

I'm getting weaker and weaker

and though I feel pain

I still hope I'll be able to get through this

Believe me when I say I'm strong enough to

keep you from being sad and crying

You can show me what you dream of

Show me what you're so afraid of

Believe when I say I'm strong enough to

keep you from being sad and crying

You can be yourself with me

and laugh once again

Just give me a chance and I'll make sure

you won't have to shed any more tears

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Game of Thrones: Game Revealed 7x04 "Warrior Women" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 1:31.

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How to Make a Miniature Ice Hockey Rink w/ Scott Russell | The Cynical Crafter | CBC LIfe - Duration: 3:05.

They've built this entire thing for you eh?

This is a disaster

[OPENING MUSIC]

Hey guys today we'll be

making your very own DIY mini ice hockey rink which is great if you have a very

athletic team of mice

Here's what you'll need: some water make sure it's wet

It's wet

Some paper pipe cleaners an aluminum foil container some thin red tape blue

circles sticker things and some scissors probably for cutting

And who better to be forced

to help us than the host of CBC sports and the Ron MacLean of Canada

Mr. Scott Russell

Actually Ron MacLean is from Canada but I'm really happy to be

here you're ready to drop the puck on this one?

Let's get started

First take

your paper which will act as your hockey ring

Rink

Sure. And fold it at the crease

and goal line

Next take your thin red tape you can put it on the center and goal line

Pull it like you mean it

You're a 42 long

And now you can take your sticker cut it in half and you can stick

them on the creases

No, no, you got the wrong crease listen get away from me

Next for the faceoff take big blue sticker and put it

In the center

So next

take your hockey rinK and put it in the pan and pour your water in, excuse me, to

your desired level of ice thickness

How thick do you like your ice Scott?

I like it thick

You can put your ice rink in the fridge for a couple hours or if it's

cold enough outside, you can put it out there.. Scott

Wooh my it's brisk

What do you want to do do

you want to make the nets now?

Oh someone's read his script

Do you want to talk about the Olympics at all?

You like the olympics at all?

You know that women play hockey at the Olympics right? Yeah Mary Phillipe

Poulin scored a couple of goals they beat the United States in Sochi in 2014

Congratulations to ?????

And there you have it your very own DIY mini ice

hockey rink you can use a black button for the puck and the only thing left to

do is play

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Good game.

You are a beauty

We will return to men's lawn curling from Pyongyang

after this

Pyeongchang

God bless you

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Erre M - Dime - Duration: 3:40.

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Shine 2017 Top 8 Analysis - Part 1 - Duration: 7:17.

You don't always have to go for standard shield pressure when you hit a shield.

Because of the % that ChuDat is at, an up tilt is a huge opening, so Leffen avoids any

potential shield DI in shield grabs from IC's, using a very fast dash wavedash.

You only need to dash forward for 1 frame, and then you will continue to move forward

during jump squat, dodging potential instant shield grabs, and then wavedashing in for

a punish.

This movement takes about 15 frames which lets you hit confirm your punish, or go for

something safer if they didn't bite.

JC shine is incredibly important vs ice climbers.

The input is dash jump down b and it effectively allows you to shine during the initial dash

frames as opposed to having to wait up to 11 frames until fox's run.

Here, Leffen uses it very well to split up the Ice Climbers for a kill on Nana.

As an Ice Climbers player, you have to know when you can save Nana.

Chu recognized Leffen wasn't threatening him, so he saved a crucial fresh nana stock.

Ice Climbers get a free kill off of a jab reset, so you need to be able to recognize

when you're going to miss a tech, or even if you don't realize it, be ready to react.

When you notice you miss the tech, if you're above 40% you should double SDI up to stop

the jab reset.

More info on how to do this and how it works here:

Leffen tried to amsah tech here, but was locked out from inputting the previous tech.

Depending on how precisely you time your first input, inputting it earlier rather than later,

it could be possible to avoid the lockout window and amsah tech this hit, but in a 20XX

world, it's not hard to react and cover the asmah tech, in which case, you're essentially

just taking unnecessary damage.

Simple survival DI would have been preferable in this situation, allowing Leffen a chance

to recover.

S2J is one of the few players who utilizes this platform slideoff tech frequently.

If you TDI and ASDI like you're going to amsah tech, but don't input the tech, you can get

to safety where teching would probably be more dangerous

For suicide attacks, the risk vs. reward ratio becomes more and more favorable based on your

lead, and how high your % is compared to their low%.

If we assume stocks are valued at about 120%, S2J gave up 7% of his remaining stocks to

take 46% of shroomed's remaining stocks.

When you have a lead, trading is favorable.

It's also important to note that there is almost no risk in this play, it's just a comparison

of cost vs reward.

This is because a common mistake made by Marths of all levels is to side-b while recovering

too much, and in range of easy punishes by the opponent.

This is most frequently seen at high level in Fox vs. Marth when Marth side-b's too low,

giving Fox a free and very easy back air on reaction.

Marth's side-b takes about 30 frames, and typically there's even more frames after that

to punish, unless they air dodge.

Stomp is too slow to do from the ground, so S2J got the jump squat out of the way allowing

him to punish side-b on reaction, or jump to safety if he decides to bail.

Falcons stomp reaches through the platform, so in certain situations you can attack with

it like this.

This hit is pretty valuable because of the difficulty Falcon has getting his opponent

to combo % due to crouch cancel At lower percents, you can TDI diagonal down

in and ASDI down to amsah tech, allowing you to roll in instead of out.

This can make it more difficult to cover and trick the opponent into missing, just as Shroomed

missed the dash attack here.

It looks like Hungrybox didn't mash out in time, but M2K inputted the throw too early.

M2K could have option selected the up throw by using both the control stick and the c

stick, or by hitting up twice.

It's possible he did this and was still too early, but doing this will increase leniency

for the timing on the throw after the pummel.

Hungrybox has a bad habit of not doing jump cancel grabs.

JC grab saves 2 or 3 frames on puff, so be sure to practice it.

In this reaction techchase situation, Hungrybox should just stand still after the waveland.

This lets him cover missed tech with jab, tech in place with standing grab, and tech

rolls with his move of choice.

Worth noting that on top of the potential 3 frames he wasted by not jump cancelling

his grab, he also wasted 2 more frames.

When changing the direction your character is facing, there's 1 frame of turn, and to

get momentum out of the JC grab, you need 1 more frame of dash.

This is why I almost never recommend randomly dash dancing while reaction techchasing, because

there's a chance that if you're facing the wrong way, you're making tech in place a couple

frames more difficult when it's already pretty hard to cover on reaction as is.

Going back to Hungrybox, I'm guessing what he was REALLY going for was a reaction pivot

grab.

Sure, for that option he reacted in time and would have been able to grab a buffered spotdodge,

but it would have lost to a frame perfect shine, and it's just unnecessary difficulty

with opportunity for error as seen here, when he could have just grabbed, in which case

a frame perfect shine would come too late.

Watch how after every jab Hungrybox air dodges out of the way.

While Fox can hit confirm the jab into upsmash, at lower percents it is not a true combo.

This allows the puff to react and input an air dodge to potentially save himself from

being down a stock.

Here we see wiggle out of hitstun being used to great effect.

Hungrybox expects a missed tech, but M2K realizes there's not enough hitstun to reach to the

ground, so he wiggles out, making the jab reset effectively do nothing.

You can mash the wiggle out if you're lazy, but I'd recommend for tight windows like this

to time a single sideways input.

Many characters have their legs sticking out of the bottom of their shield.

M2K light shielded to protect his legs, but Hungrybox had a good timing mixup, catching

M2K in a shield drop as opposed to hitting his shield with an instant attempt at a shield

poke.

This is a problem that comes up more frequently the faster the character is.

When you jump in melee, your aerial momentum comes from before the jump, the direction

you're holding on the last frame of jumpsquat, and aerial drift.

Mang0 messed up his analog jump and ended up with a jump completely forward, which aerial

drift couldn't save, losing him a stock early on.

Make sure you can precisely control your jumps.

If you want to option select your wall tech illusion, option select it with up-b, or make

sure you're going to get a wall jump tech instead of a normal tech.

More about ledge teching here: Plup read a shield here, but he waited to

confirm his suspicions.

After he did, he fast fell for a shield poke nair, and just in case it didn't poke, he

option selected it with another dropthrough nair.

Legs poking out of shields on platforms are a weakness that can be abused in many different

ways.

Another jab reset wobble setup that could have been avoided with double SDI up.

It's not easy, but it's possible.

After most every wobble against Chu, Leffen DI'd the killing blow off to the side.

Maybe this was an attempt at conditioning him to end wobbles early, but I'd recommend

against it, as it essentially ensures your death.

If you survival DI, there's a chance that the IC's doesn't wobble to a high enough %.

Here's another example of the dash that Leffen does a lot.

He baits a shield grab with a bad back air on shield, and avoids it with a dash away,

punishing after confirming the whiffed grab.

If Fox grabs Popo at low %'s, you can fthrow to hit nana a large distance, setting up for

a shine spike.

Leffen goes for it, but Chu is very ready to protect himself, keep Leffen out of the

way, and expertly saving nana while simultaneously setting up a kill.

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Best Makeup Tutorials |💄 Most Viral Makeup Videos on Instagram September 2017 #10 - Duration: 10:03.

Thanks for watching

Hope you have a great time

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe for more

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Tan Tanna Tan Dance of Salman Khan with Jacqueline Fernandez - Duration: 1:31.

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RÉGLO | the kidults - Duration: 0:42.

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Audio Engineering Course: Intro - Duration: 5:04.

Hi everyone! And welcome back on Kristal Cross Music Production.

But most of all, welcome to my Audio Engineering Class!

This class will be about everything you'll need to start to understand the audio engineering world

And music production, obviously, if you are approaching this matter fairly seriously

Or if you already have a very simple home recording background

Or even just to start home recording but doing it properly

I have been asked to start as soon as I started the channel, so here I am

I'm not making this video only to show the content of the class that's starting today

But also to explain its "philosophy", I would say

Let's start from the content:

As I said, I'll do my best to provide you with every tool you might need to start this journey

Beginners and amateurs alike

We'll start to cover the basic theory to come to analyze the more advanced techniques regarding this profession

Digital audio, microphones, equalization, compression, mixing, mastering, various effects... Every sort of things

This class is going to take many videos, just so you know

It'll be divided into chapters, that are going to be divided into smaller parts

It'll be covered in-depth

In my mind, I think of it as an intermediate level

Not too easy, yet not too advanced

A level anyone could reach, with a little effort of course

About the "philosophy": I'm making this videos to provide you with everything I know about my job

But don't think even for a second that I'm bragging about it

I'm not surely a well-known sound engineer, in fact I learn new things everyday from people far more prepared than me

I've still a long way to go, believe me. Recording this videos will prove useful to me first

To check again things I may have forgotten or that I have to review

It's likely that I'll learn something new from this

One never stops learning in life, right?

So I stand before you as humble as I can be, as someone who's learning like you

The only difference is that I've been doing this for a while, and I hope to be useful to those who just started

The days where the only things I had were an old PC, a dreadful sound card and a 30€ microphone, are not so far away

And I know well what problems you could in the very begininng, and afterwards

That to me, is the most important one

I think a I could help you somehow, with the upmost humility

Why do I find so important to stress this concept? Because one of the worst things you can find in various tutorials, or classes you find on YouTube

Is the fact that are made by people who don't know what they're talking about

That end up being fools providing wrong information, and that's harmful

So, I don't want to make the same mistake and the videos I'm making are aimed for people who are just getting started

Knowing that I can't go much further, because I'm still learning too

When you take the responsibility to teach something to someone else, you must be as humble as you can possibly be

and do your best to provide quality information, without putting yourself on a pedestal

Be willing to improve yourself and open to all critiques

I want to start with this concepts in mind, and to succeed in this task

We're starting, in an hour the very first video of the class will be out

I hope you'll find it useful, interesting and well made

After you watched the video, there's something for you

In the description of every single video, you'll find a link to download a small pamphlet that I personally made

To allow you to have a written landmark whenever you need it

Wich I hope will make even more useful what your watching

It's not much, don't expect and encyclopedia, but it's something that could come in handy

So, that's all. Thanks for watching, subscribe not to miss a thing, and remember i'm here for all the inquiries you may have

I'll try to give the best answer, to each and everyone of you, alright?

Bye for now, I'll see you soon with the first video and week for more. Ok? See you later.

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Cambios Que Experimenta Un Niño O Niña A Las 12 Semanas De Vida + Juguetes Recomendados - Duration: 5:37.

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Farming Simulator 17 Retro Baling Mods - Duration: 12:40.

HI GUYS !!!! Welcome to Farming Simulator 17 Mods Channel in this video I will show You a Some Retro Mods You can Use to make Round Bales.

URSUS C330 3 Design Setup 30Hp 25Km/h Top Speed

They some additional functions You Remove Some Parts Of this Tractor like Front fenders

IC CONTROL SPACE

PRF-180 Round Baler 4 Colour Available Red Less Red More Red And light blue

I will will all the three versions of the tractor to make round bales at once with follow me mod

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[New Version] Tomek Biskup - Credit Card, Tourists and Pope -Cosmic Comedy Berlin - Duration: 7:41.

no idea what Stephen is saying :) But it is in English

I am Stephen Blaubach, thank you very much!

for Tomasz Biskup!

so, hello ladies and gentlemen

I will do everythink to speak with worse accent than Stephen Blaubach

you know, I am polish

so, I have like really strong english-transilvanian accent

there is no point in making it even worse than it is already

so, I would like to ask you

do you guys have credit cards?

yeah, ok

I also have credit card

but it was some kind of a fucking miracle

that they gave me one

because I have basicaly no money

I am Tomek Biskup

and I see one reason why they could have given me that card

who knows what my surname - Biskup means in polish ?

or who wants to guess

does not matter

rich

rich

no, no, no, it is not rich

the other answer, what was the other answer

lucky

loki?

lucky, no

bishop

bishop, yeah it is bishop

so I think that guy that gave me my credit card

had to be like really fucking religious

oh bishop wants our card

halleluyah

so I do have credit card

and I can spend money I do not have

that's why I am in Berlin

great opportunity

but they also gave me opportunity to segregate all my spendings on my card into categories

so every time I will go and eat something

and pay by card

I will find it in some category

so, once I've ate shitty polish bigos

you know bigos

cabbage with sausage

I've paid by card

then I go home

and I see it in category travel and adventure

I have suddenly felt as adventerous traveler

I've felt as if I went to Afganistan

and ate I don't know

camel bigos

I am only afraid

that if someday I will go to pharmacy

buy myself painkiller and pay by card

I will find it in category drugs and hookers

so, I live in Kraków and we've got many tourists

going there every year

every day

all the time

and some of those tourists come there only to drink

those tourists come from many different countries

England

United Kingdom

Great Britain

British Commonwelth

Northern Ireland

and let's take some immaginary guy

let's call him Garry

he just came back to England from his trip to Kraków

and he meets his friend Emmily in the streets of London

and she is like

oh, Garry how are you

how was your trip to Poland

to Kraków I mean

how was your trip to Kraków

oh, it was great

I don't remember damn thing

we have went to piss on Mariacki Church

I've heard

nobody remembers that

but polish police was nice anough to send us some pictures

than I have been trying to drink with a dragon

than I have been trying to fight with a dragon

oh, Garry it is wonderfull

where do you want to go for your vacation next year?

oh, I am going to Berlin

I've heard it is great city to forget

so, there are also other types of tourists

that are like polite, nice

but a little dumb

because we have basicaly two historical centres in Kraków

Market Square and Kazimierz District

and once I have been walking from one to another

and like elderly english couple stopped me

and they were like

excuse me, do you know way to the old town?

and they were fucking standing in front of a church from sixtienth century

so, I was like

not old anough for you?

where do you guys come from? ancient Egypt?

if it doesn't have hieroglyphs

it doesn't count as old?

so, I have sent them to archeological excavations in Salvator District

I hope that town was old anough for them, right?

so, also maybe you know and maybe you don't

pope John Paul the second

in Poland there is still only one pope

John Paul II, right

we havn't accepted facts

that they have changed man in that position like two times

pope John Paul II have been living and studying in Kraków

and he has a window in Kraków

not a house a window

I think buying it was really hard

it's window in which pope John Paul II stood once

like fifteen years ago

and I think you need fucking lots of imagination

to enjoy that spot

and he have been studying in that city

so in every district somewhere

you will find bord stating

John Paul II was here

John Paul II was there

and I've started to think that when he was studying in Kraków

he have been working as a pizza delivery guy

so you will also find some bords stating

John Paul II slept here

John Paul II slept there

I have started to think that maybe

he was pizza delivery guy with a narcolepsy

big pepe...

have you ever heard about polish freedom fighter Joseph Piłsusdski?

when he, ok

the thing is when he was fighting for polish freedom

he have been traveling throu whole the Poland

and in every small town you will find bord stating

Joseph Piłsudski slept here

Joseph Piłsudski slept there

I have started to think

that at least at one ocasion

John Paul II and Joseph Piłsudski slept together

thank you very much ladies and gentlemen

see you later at the bar

so this set was recorded at Cosmic Comedy open mic in Berlin

I am shure you have noticed the guy at the begining

that's Dharmander Singh

he is a host of Cosmic Comedy

if you ever will be in Berlin

definetly go see his show

he is really good comedian, ok?

and if you ever will be in Kraków

definetly come to see my show

I do stand up comedy in here

in English as well in Polish

so if you understand one of those two languages

I am shure you will have a laugh

und jetzt villen Dank und Auf Wiedersehen

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Farming Simulator 17 FORTSCHRITT TELELADER And Dooley 23 Foot Bale Trailer - Duration: 12:36.

HI GUYS !!!! Welcome to Farming Simulator 17 Mods Channel in this video I will Load Some Bales With FORTSCHRITT TELELADER And Dooley 23 Foot Bale Trailer.

FORTSCHRITT TELELADER 140Hp 40Km/h Max Speed

Need Improvement But it is something different

Dooley 23 Foot Bale Trailer 3 Wheel Setup 2 Design Setup Colorable Body And Rims

I will use an autoload fork to load the bales faster

Stupid fork :p

This trailer didn't fit The bales Horizontally

hahahaha

X KEY Open Belt Sorage

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여자친구 GFRIEND - 여름비 (SUMMER RAIN) M/V Reaction [GER/ENG SUB] -Saeha - Duration: 6:03.

Hello and welcome today we're reacting

GFRIEND SUMMER RAIN and let's go

I'm excited

Oh Eunha in the rain

PogChamp

No umbrella is dead

just a damaged building FeelsBadMan

Oh sparklers

This MV looks so nice

Pls send pictures

Oh a Rainbow PogChamp

This song is so nice

oh rip package

Pls stop playing in the rain its not good for the health

Stop it

Rip package :(

The summer rain

We in Germany know that very good

That sounds so beautiful

That sounds mega beautiful

mega beautiful?

:thinking:

That really sounds so beautiful in my opinion

I can just "fangirl" right now

because GFRIEND is my favorite Girl Group

That MV was so cute

That song was cute too

This MV was so nice

i dont know what I should say

I don't know how I should react

Because I'm so flashed

This video

Its to cute

But to play in the rain is not good for health

always remember that

no joke

To play in rain isn't good

You can be sick

This song was cute and beautiful like every time

The MV was cute too

I like this so hard

I bought that Parallel Album

After I bought that the repackage was announced

That is so unlucky

I hate my self for that to my left side I got that Parallel Album

And not the repackaged Album

FeelsBadMan

unlucky

Thank you for watching

And I hope to see you again :^)

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