Have you any idea of the mess you just did?
Ah, well... when you do your job badly and everybody hears about it...
The son of a...
All right, do your job...
piss off
I'm fed up with people working here!
It supposed to be a vacation place
I hope this woman will get a frying pan in the head, multiple times...
can't stand her face
Oh yeah, that's true...
That guy is amazing!
He says : "Those are human beings, they're children... give me five more grands"
"Dollmaker?!"
Wait...
WHY IS HE DOING NOTHING THAT JERK?!
Well yes... They never saw them doing it
She's taking her sweet time to say it...
On the other hand she said "fuck"
YOU SEE THAT?!
THAT WOULD BE THE REACTION OF ALFRED PENNYWORTH
IF HE SAW COPS COMING TO GODDAMN WAYNE MANOR!
I'm picturing a monkey riding a race horse
and that's pretty funny!
By the way... just a detail
I don't know... maybe there's some people who know how to hold a gun...
But if he's holding it like that... He's going to take the backfire heavily in the face...
Yeah like that
You all push them in the sewer hole...
WAIT!
DISAPPOINTED!!
When did they caught her?! Oh no, they caught everybody...
I'm afraid of dogs because I'm a Cat!!
When you will be finished
With your shitty metaphor
on Catwoman, give us a sign please...
And for an episode named "Selina Kyle" we don't see her that much for now...
Wait, is he the mayor, or...
Yeah... yeah...
Looks like Nixon...
Anyway in Gotham...
For those who still didn't get the meaning of this goddamn tv show...
Nobody's nice except Gordon!
Everybody means ill to everybody
that's right... especially kids.
Oh, no... please...
I heard children were suffering... I came here to insult them.
If you stopped insulting him every 30 seconds, maybe...
This invitation... short as fuck
looks like a Sims game
"Want a meeting?" "Yeah" "All right"
Noo, Batman doesn't listen to Metal
It's Batmetal!!
Noo!!
IT'S BATMETAL!!
It's only when he watches the Little Mermaid he listens to Batmetal
IT'S BATMETAL!!
Like JDG said for John Doe
That boy wasn't there on the previous shot
Yeah, that's what I thought too
I was saying, strange she didn't get at the window.
Ah, that's the thing she stole
From who?
Dunno...
That's the thing we saw her playing with at the beginning
Joking aside, it's like that to attack the eyes...
or like that
Already saw her that actress... She plays in The Conjuring
Never saw The Conjuring
Nice movie...
Wait, wait, did she threatened a kid with a gun?!!
Yeah, yeah...
I didn't notice because of her crazy face
Well that's said
Well that's clear, kids
I imagine that so well in a classroom
"Next one talking gets a bullet in the head"
That you suck...
Fuck it, you're all useless
Useless, corrupt
You imagine if the architects were that incompetents
The Wayne Building...
Isn't he a bit Wormtail in Harry Potter?
Yeah a little
That they'll eat the children
Excuse me... The way she appeared made me burst laughing
Doesn't it look like Lucifer's trident?
Yeah that's a devil symbol...
The Deathly Hallows!
It's not a fork, it's a trident!!
What?! Took you this long to figure that out?!!
Took out the eyes
Hit her again!!
We talked about Varys' teleportation!
I would've hit her again and again, that bitch
WHERE ARE THEY?!!
What?
They eat children
They're all consainguineous, that it?!
That cross leg...
She just did Basic Instincts!
I'm 13 but I already have my priorities
Fuck it...
I believe they tried to do a...
an Arya, Game of Thrones way... but...
Where did he... Ah... Newspapers.
He kept one alive
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS...
shitty kidnapper... "If 10 000 is too high, we can make an arrangement"
8000... 9000...
I'm still hearing the name of Pepper Mario...
Black Mask...
Roman Sionis
If they use his name, it'll be Roman Sionis
Of course
Well...
By the way, Roman Sionis wouldn't be really logical,
because he's the same age as Bruce, normally
How to put it...
More I get into the show, the more I ask myself
The more I understand the people who tells me it's bad
The more I understand people who says it's good
Because it's the most inconsistent Tv Show I ever saw in my life
There are good moments
Really well made, and then there's others
when you bash your head against a wall because of how STUPID it is
So, first thing's first...
Let's start with the ending
Stop it with cliffhangers we already know
Like Penguin survived... Oh my God, he survived : cliffhanger...
Catwoman saw the Wayne's murderer
Oh my God, she saw the Wayne's murderer : cliffhanger
If that's just it... No need to make a cliffhanger guys
True
Then
What happened in this episode we will remember... And I mean things we will remember
They hit Fish's lover
Yes...
That put aside
The episode is called Selina Kyle
Because it's the first episode where she has lines...
And because it's the first episode where she walks on the ground
Like you said, they TOTALLY put in first place
her Gollum side
second point, Selina Kyle we see her for once talk and act
And she is well written...
It's well written... Maybe a bit too naughty for a 13 years old girl
That's true, the woman side did bother me a little on that side
No, it's not that... Teaser more than naughty... Teaser
for a 13 years old girl
Agreed
I think that may be a bit early
No Selina Kyle I rather like her... It's one of the rare character I'm actually fond of in the story
Knowing that I like in that order : Gordon
Gordon's well written
Selina Kyle, Edward Nigma...
and... still...
I like him a lot
No, no...
I find him useless for now
For now
Well he doesn't serve to any purpose. I'm sorry
He's just there to...
He analyzed...
He's just here sometimes to say : "hello"
"I might become important someday in the story"
He helped them to find the ATP which led them to the...
They could've given that part to another guy...
Some guy from GCPD
Not an obligation to put Edward Nigma in the GCPD
to justify his existence from Day 1 in the story
Ah, yes...
I see what you mean.
I like the idea that he's often there
That he's often there as a villain, all right,
or as a guy who's going to become a bad guy, all right
I like seeing him as an analyst
But I find him useless
He doesn't serve to anything... He's just there
Ok, there's Edward Nigma... Great. You see Poison Ivy
Poison Ivy... She technically was useless in the first episode
Just to say her father was bad
Not even that
That we could see
We just had to see the black eye of the...
By the way...
That's something I reproach too much...
That I WILL REPROACH THIS TV SHOW because it's doing it too much
It's : they say too much
Instead of showing us... "Show, don't tell"
For example, this...
Poison Ivy says her daddy is bad and the next moment we see the woman with the black eye
Honestly you show the woman with the black eye at the door, and I won't think her guy is Santa Claus
"Oh, oh, oh motherfucker"
No because there are some scenes...
like the first scene when we started with Bruce Wayne burning his hand
We could see the director wanted his symbolic moment
wanted his moment
the future Batman
But the show is about Gordon!
Not about Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne, just seeing him in a corner
We know he's Batman and we just need to see all the comics
that are released right now, every month, etc
To know he's Batman, and know what will happen to him in the future
What more is there?
Batmetal!
It's making him look like a parody, Bruce Wayne
Yeah
Looks like a parody, like Batmetal in fact...
It looks like a parody...
Now as you said, I'm expecting him to go under the sea and beat the crap out of the Little Mermaid
Now, the good parts, because
we kinda spit on it, so now the good parts
I liked it
Because there are some... First
First of all : I wasn't bored
That's like episode one, not boring
That's true that I do spit on the episodes
I do spit on Alfred Pennyworth which IS STILL BADLY DONE
But... It's not boring
There's rythm, it's well made, well edited, the technique is good
The visuals are beautiful... The actors are good
EVEN Alfred Pennyworth is a good actor
And most of all, we were confronted to our first
REAL villains
of the story
Penguin...
No.
No, the couple of....
AH YES, the couple
I don't know how to call them so we'll say the couple
She's a Nazi...
That's it!
As soon as I saw them, I said
They have faces to eat children... Didn't think it was THAT CLOSE to reality
No but I think
they really bet on the fact that they will eat children
Then : "oh look, a plate and a fork"
But on that, I'm sorry I'm still putting the bullshit malus
Because I see the thing, I say : that's not a fork
If you see a fork drawn like this
and you believe that's a fork, you have a IQ of 2
You can't even recognize an elementary form
But even Gordon, it took him hours to figure out...
Yeah, we saw it... We said "weird looks like Lucifer's trident"
You said "looks like something from Lucifer", I said "yes, that's a demonic thing"
"It's a trident that..."
Yeah, immediately we said : "yeah it's not a fork..."
Lucifer hasn't got a fork. He's got a trident
Yeah, so I'm again disappointed
Because I thought they were going to add Killer Croc
I would've loved to see Killer Croc in a realistic version
Other than Suicid Squad
No, no... Realistic
Because there's realistic versions where it's a black guy, covered in crocodile tatoos
who is cannibal
Hmm, no I like the mutated version
So the couple
Well we haven't got much about them
Well, there's the woman I remember... The man it's a freaking lamp post...
He's a sidekick that guy... He's her Robin!
Last detail, and I think it'll be the last because I can't see anything else
I think there isn't much to be said
For this, it's something that pisses me WAY off in this show, and that's the
Everybody is dumb, everybody is corrupt
Of the entirety of Gotham administration
I'm just going to put things back in their place
Simply, Gotham is
plagued to the bone by its criminality
But its politicians try to fix things up!
That's just WHY the politicians are getting killed
It's the principle in Gotham, and there!
The mayor is a pure jerk
He's Richard Nixon
The Police Captain is... is...
corrupt to the bone
Corrupt to the asshole!! and...
Really the police captain who says
that's it ? you killed that guy?
That's right, he's in the program
"Hey, did you commit a crime?! That's good!"
Well, I think we can end it there
I think so too
Well still impatient to see the rest and we'll discover it next time...
Well, we say see you in the next critic and see you soon
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And once again, I say, I critic, but in fact
I laugh... So, Bye everyone!
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