We're going to...
...Norway.
- Again.
Yes, again, to pick up my car.
Uhm...
Then we go to a car cemetery.
- Yeah
In Sweden!
So we have to drop Lars off at the border again...
Dammit!!
I think it's kinda a remote area.
- I think it's just a village, and the village IS the car cemetery.
That's possible.
- So that's what we're going to do today...
- So that's what we're going to do today... we hope.
Hi! - Hello!
Hi.
You seriously have an ugly face...
What an ugly face!
- Look at yourself fatso.
You ruïn such a nice view.
Happy to be back at your car?
- Yeah!
I thought so.
Good spot!
Good spot! - Yeah!
Where are we?
*tries Norwegian*
- Yeah, the Norwegian border.
Ah, ofcourse!
Build well!
Build well! Peugeot...
Aah f*ck!
The backbox itself isn't hot, the tip on the other hand...
We arrived at...
... the car junkyard!
Well...
More like a car cemetery!
There are so many!
Is it weird that I'm getting horny from all of this?
- Nah. Just a little!?
Did you hear that? There's still someone in the trunk, haha!
This car...
Has a tree...
Which has grown through the dashboard...
But...
The trunk opens just fine, haha!
"Remember, in this place no one can hear you scream."
Beautiful!
We've just arrived at the campsite.
Well... camping... We have our own cottage!
Hello!
Welcome to our crib!
This is the most luxurious place you'll get for €35!
But this isn't bad at all!
€35 per night, for 3 people!
Beer!! - Haha!
There are some cold ones left in my cooler.
And put some of yours in the fridge.
And put some of yours in the fridge. - I was gonna do that.
What a luxury!
- Yeah, great!
Awesome.
Dutch people don't need much.
Dutch people don't need much. - No.
A fridge, a microwave.
- And the most important thing...
- Beer!
- Beer! Aah beer! <3
Hi!
I brought breakfast.
I brought breakfast. - Nice.
€11,70 for a pack of cigarettes...
- Yeah...
- Expensive hobby...
Hi!
Hi! - Hi!
Is this getting hot, or...?
Yeah, it's getting hot.
This nice fellow over here is making coffee.
- Everything here is expensive!
- I bought some salami. Do you want to know what I paid for some salami?
- Almost six euro!
- Almost six euro! No way!
For some salami?
- This was €6!
Lars?
- Yeah? Why is the bonnet up?
- Because there's a rattle...
- So I'm going to fix it.
ReezGarage-style?
ReezGarage-style? - ReezGarage-style.
Hi! - Hi!
It's time for a break...
At a nice spot.
- What a view, just stunning!
Best. Asphalt. Ever.
- Yeah, really good roads!
This road...
It's very short, but...
It's so cool!
You should really go here atleast once in your life.
It really is something to put on your bucketlist.
I mean...
Look at that view.
It's so cool!
I'll keep recording!
Well...
The Atlantic Road...
Yeah, over there
Brilliant road. Just brilliant.
This view too, by the way, haha.
But...
From now on, all of the miles we have left, are bringing us closer to home....
I hope you fall off of the mountain, haha!
Now we have to go back home again...
It wil take a few days...
Today back to the camping...
Tomorrow to...
It's two days of driving before we get to the ferry.
And one more day after we get off the ferry.
This looks like it's going to take a while...
3...
2...
1...
Go!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
How long before we get to Otta?
4,5km.
- 3,5km?
4,5km. This is Otta.
These ones are better than mine!
- Explain yourself...
These Durex's are better than my BillyBoy', because they tear!
Keep blowing!
What's the name of that "Teletubbie" again?
- You are the worst Teletubbie ever!
How many beers did you have Lars?
- One, haha!
- That's probably the worst!
Your looks fine!
Take a picture!
It's pretty big!
A little longer and it bursts!
- That won't take long I think....
Well... Condoms can get pretty big....
What's this?
The bonnet is up!
Why is that?
Why is that? - She needs some oil...
Did some light pop up or something?
Did some light pop up or something? - No... but....
I'm used to filling a litre every 1500km...
And I checked and filled her up before we left...
But from then until now I haven't checked...
- And how many km's have we done?
3.000? - 3.500
- Maby even 4.000
Until this morning, we've done 3.500km.
And today we've done 500km
She needed 0,75L oil.
But when you buy these cans, which are supposed to be a litre...
They only fill up too 0.9L, until the edge!
And they're not filled all the way up when you buy them so you only get about 0,8L oil.
What a scam!
That was a nice hoon back there, but my cooler shook all over the place!
We're ready to leave Dalen.
- It's a rainy day.
That doesn't matter, because we're leaving anyway.
So now we´re heading for the ferry.
- Over that mountain!
It's going to be a nice ride.
We're hoping to reach the ferry in time...
So we can cross to Denmark...
And then back home...
I'm already getting in a depression.
ReezGarage wild-life documentary.
Damn you nature!
Polishing your wheels?
*sigh*
You were sitting on a roll of toiletpaper for the whole trip?
So I can take a dump. That's what that fifth hole is for in my seat.
A cup under my seat so I can take a sh*t while driving!
The ferry, to Denmark
- Well, the terminal.
- The boat is over there.
Hello! - Hi!
I'm not in the mood for this...
Damn they're wearing fast...
- Atleast they handle well.
Ooh, yeah! They're brilliant!
I think I'm going to switch the wheels back and forward after the trip.
- How many miles have you driven with them?
Two months, ten-thousand kilometres.
- You drive like... 50.000km's a year, don't you?
No I've calculated it. If I keep on driving like I've been doing the past months....
Then I get around 90.000km's a year...
- No way!
So next year she'll be written off...
- Shut up! No way!
Pretty bad right?
And that with a GTi...
Which does 18km per litre in Norway, but 9km per litre back in Holland.....
- I don't know... Better air quality maby?
- More oxygen.
More oxygen in the air maby, and maby better fuel-quality?
- Less polution in the air or something.
Or we only went downhill, that's also a possibility.
- But before you can go downhill, you have to climb it first...
She looks good!
I was just in time, and she has a nice ass.
- I would smack that.
- Yes...
- Yes... Yes.
Nice zooming Anton!
Nice work!
If I were you I wouldn't get too close behind me. I think I'm going full wheelspin and maby backwards, haha.
Hi! I would clean it if I were you because it's covered in dust.
This is the hotel-life, smoking a cigarette out of the window.
- You know that's not allowed right?
Neither is speeding....
Six hours and 15 minutes to drive.
- At what time do we arrive?
21:07PM.
- 21:07PM?
No sorry, 19:07PM
Trucker lights on!
And here we go again.
Lars and I are in one lane!
- Yeah, we are getting rid of the traffic problem!
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