Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 3, 2018

Waching daily Mar 11 2018

we try to get from one line to the other

hold

we see Big John

Big John, the swindler and Giannakis the small

they do not know

I wanted to teach them how do precision jumps

that's good

did you understand;

Say something

we're here with Big John

Big John say something to the camera

Hey, hello man

we came to Germany to become masons but

we are here with Thaki

Antigoni, Dimitris, Christos

We rely on Antigone, but neither Antigoni know where we are going

Christos just remembered to sit down and we will leave at the next stop

he looks tired, look at him

however it was nice spots for parkour in Germany

it does not matter that I can not do

he does not know how to do

he does not know how to do

Pantelis

let's take a ride with the 2nd train

we're looking to find out where we're going

we will probably go back again

Christos, he knows all the areas here

there we go

ah ok, from here?

let's go

we did not find the restaurant

not what restaurant, we did not find ....

what? we didn't find water to drink

all in.. I will stay out

stay with your cell phone and record us how we leave,

are we gonna leave at this stacion, Mrs. Antigone?

we told her miss and she did not like it

we are looking for 1 place that has many cafes, we went somewhere before

we did not find it

and we think we found it now

where are we going?

it's all full, it's the feast today

has to eat everything, sausages, stuffed sausages, rustic sausages, frankfurters, sausages for all people

had to hand a grandpa and one... she look like his daughter

eat whatever you want

how do you eat them?

Pantelis will do any jump here?

come on jump

come on! come on!

have you taken anything??

something smells like burn guys

should I go up here...

I was talking to the other guy

I was talking to him

should I go here and slide down?

wait for him to answer you

me - Pantelis police stopped him twice Pantelis - who? Christos? Me - why do you think that?

it's U6. are going to enter?

we will

it has a bar

Giannis, should we use this bar?

yes, you should do the monkey in here

should he keep keep a table for everyone, he asks?

no tell him to keep for the half of us!

last day on Germany

Munich

Spyros Pantelis

Giannis Dimitris

Thakis

Sophocles

the others are far behind..

what do you think? I think the group isn't in mood today

Antigone is hiding again

we can't see her, she is short

we took a taxi to the airport

the driver speaks to himself and I do not know what he is saying

the guys are behind

we are in a tunnel

get my cell phone every one and say something, please

all good, we learned a lot of things

we eat well, we drink

what do you have to say, Pantelis?

all good, we learn some new things

I do not know what they said I could not hear

Christos tries to talk with the driver

I will try to record them to talk

they stopped now

the driver told us that an accident maybe happenend

he maka video?

we are almost at the airport

I am tired

he make videos?

he is trying

something like a vlog

you make selfie?

what?

you make selfie?

yes

we are almost at the airport

he is a beautiful man, you know

thank you

the others did not hear it, otherwise they would laughed about it

did you listen what he say to me?

did you?

I was recording a video and he saw me and said, he is beautiful

we are looking for greeks

thank you

a lit bit more

and the grandpa

he is greek too

Sophocles did not get any chocolate!

those are the half

we are waiting

they stopped christos

tell us about this experience

open someone's (man) suitcase in front of me

and

had 1 tool of 30 vibrator points

looks at him, looks at him again, and says, "is it yours?"

and he replied "no, it is my girlfriend's"

Spyros take out his shoes

and they told him "shoe malaka"

we arrived in Greece

we go get the suitcases

we took the suitcases, basically I took it

and Spyros

the others are waiting

I will go to Leonidas

now reads my diploma

listen how I talk German

as if it is poetry he reads them

I do not know anymore

we have food from chitaou

he does 3 hours to get ready

he has a bar and he don't use it

we are in blue

how is my hair like that

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Where DAFUQ is Lithuania? - Duration: 3:45.

[ awesome video begins ]

Option A: you met a charming guy or attractive girl, had a chitchat

noticed that accent and asked: "Where are you from?"

Lithuania.

This is it - this face is called:

where the f*ck is Lithuania?

it's here - between Latvia and Poland it's part of United States

♪♫ Lithuanian Anthem ♪♫

I mean Baltic states

it's like the mini-me version of Africa

Our flag represents:

sun, weed i mean grass and period blood

I mean ketchup I mean this guy's blood

and that's really original,

because

no other country has a similar flag, right?

we always get a twitch when foreigners say

Oh, I know Lithuania it's part of Russia?!

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Riga is the capital, am I right?

[ I've heard enough ]

Goodbye...

[ music - "goodbye my lover..."

This is why we have one of the highest suicide ratios in the world.

HAHA!

NO!

Vilnius is the f*cking capital

MC Duke Gediminas had some magic mushrooms,

had a nightmare,

saw an Iron Wolf,

♪♫ "DON'T F*CK AROUND!" ♪♫

♪♫ The Most Brutal Dubstep Drop ♪♫

[wolf howling in lithuanian]

- built a castle.

Yes, that's our castle.

And it's totally NOT DYING right now... [Meth - not even once]

These guys were The Original Dukes of Haz_ard

[ screams of orgasm ]

[ screaming in Lithuanian language ]

our main exports are

mead and beer,

gorgeous women

[google Lithuanian Models - ur welcome ;)]

and basketball players,

also known as legends.

In Lithuania it's common to have basketball marked as your religion.

Although there's only five players on the field, there are three million Lithuanians,

all over the globe who could do a "better" job doing the game.

Blet, the f*ck you doing?

[ praying to god intensifies ]

f*ck.

Neither "BLET" or "Kurva" are Lithuanian swearing words.

We use them because ours simply suck.

Žalia Rūta means green (rue) flower

or my friend Rūta had a mental breakdown

and now she's painting herself green

Rūpus Miltai means Gritty Flour

usually said when the "joy powder" was bad

the worst one we have

po Velniu!

is Under (The) Devil

[ takes it up like a champ ]

if you know what I mean...

We do have all four seasons:

winter/spring/summer/autumn

Lithuania a.k.a Lietuva

is a sum of Lietus Va.

(meaning) Rain Here.

We have the fastest public Wi-Fi you can turn your pub into PUBG or watch porn

in a toilet with no lag guaranted.

He's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

Option B: you're a Lithuanian yourself, you're a freakin nationalist,

you ain't a pussy, you take your bros out and make walls of your own.

You secretively believe Lithuania could be the best country in the world,

butt in reality you know that's complete bullshit.

you're NOT a fan of Polish people

since Jogaila shoved his "sword" into queen Jadwiga

Yes, he dishonored the bro code and a lot of chop chopping happened after that,

but it's time to seal the grudge,

especially, when both of you can drink the same amount of vodka.

UK and Ireland is your second home and London is unofficially called "Little Lithuania"

although you hear lithuanian word at least once a day,

you pretend you're not one of them and shut your mouth

cause once it comes to real life you're a silent person

and mind your own fucking business.

You've probably seen every video with the word Lithuania in it.

And you freaking like I mean love black humour and that's why you shared this video.

Option C: you stumble upon this video and your reaction to it was:

Lithu - f*cking - what?!

Yes, not only we love standing in lines - we also applaud when we land safely using airbuses.

be a champ - tell your friends where the hell is Lithuania! ;)

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I saw that you'll laugh..

But it was goood...

This would started like this..:D

Sorry..

- You just earned a nose flick. - A nose flick.

This is can't be truueeeee...

You threw it into my eyes!

We'll keep these! :D

OK.......now I'm calm.

This will be IT! :D

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- So today we will be reacting to 'Kim Heechul = Savage'

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Bad Boy (Short Film) - Duration: 4:57.

[knocking]

Where Jessica at?

Uh... You're...

I'm here for Jessica. Get her.

Sorry. Um... [elevator dings]

I wasn't expecting...

[girls laughing] Mmm. Look at that!

Can I talk to you for a second first?

I don't know, man.

I got another waiting for me in, like, an hour.

Wait. What time is it?

Like, 2?

I have to pick her up at 7, so...

Yeah, an hour.

Yeah, I'm gonna need to talk to you first. Come on in.

[sighs]

So you're gonna take Jessica out.

Yeah, I mean, sure, man. I don't care. Whatever.

Well, this is Jessica's first time going out with somebody

and, um... I think I'm pretty liberal

but I just feel a little nervous as I'm sure you understand--

[coughs] Nerd!

And-- You just... aren't what I was expecting.

Sweet.

[SCOTT] Mmm... I wouldn't use that word.

I thought you'd be like a high school kid.

[laughs]

Who still goes to high school?

I mean, basically everybody.

Losers.

How about you tell me about yourself before you...

ruin her forever?

[MACK] Oh, no problem, dude.

I'm, uh, 20 something.

I actually don't know my age

because my mom used my birth certificate

to light my dad's car on fire when I was a kid.

But it really wasn't her fault because she thought

I wasn't her kid at the time.

She has, like, no memory of being pregnant.

She says there's, like, this five year period where

she was blacked out all the time

and when she came to, I was just there.

She was like, "Who the hell is this kid bringing me a beer?"

[laughs] So, yeah, she thought she was just

burning some random piece of paper, not, like,

the thing that tells you how old I am.

I'm like, "I get it, Mom. It's cool. It happens."

So, yeah. It's always just kinda been a ballpark thing.

But people say I look young for my age.

But you don't know how old you are.

I still look young. Duh.

Okay, well. That was informative.

So... where Jessica at?

Yeah...

I'm not sure about this.

Are you scared?

- [SCOTT] Of you? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Sweet.

No, not sweet. Look, I'm trying not to be the control freak.

I just wanna make sure Jessica is in good hands.

Aw, dude. My hands are the bomb.

I can literally pick up a watermelon with one hand.

Like, the whole thing.

Wow.

And then I can chuck it through my dad's window!

'Cause that's what he gets for leaving us, Dad!

Uh...

Watermelons are pretty big.

I don't know if you knew that, dude.

Yeah, I... knew that.

Can I get a beer?

No!

But I'm gonna get one.

Look, it seems like you've been through some stuff.

I just wanna make sure you treat Jessica well.

Oh, don't worry. I got her.

No, see, the wink actually made me worry.

No, don't worry. I got her.

You did it again. It's not helping.

Is Jessica a bad girl?

What?

Like, does she do bad things and you have to be like,

"Ooh, Jessica. You're bad."

I... wouldn't... say that... to her... like that.

"Bad, bad girl."

No! She's good.

I don't mind if she's bad. I've taken out a lot of bad girls.

Some bad boys, too.

Sure.

[MACK] I kinda like it when they're bad.

'Cause then I can teach 'em some discipline.

No, you don't need to "discipline" Jessica.

She's good.

Oh, they all start out good.

And then they're with me.

And they're like, "Ooh. Dad's not around. I can be bad."

She's always been good!

You never scolded her? Spanked her?

Sprayed her with the hose?

Who would do that?

[MACK] My dad.

Hey, do you have any watermelons around here?

This isn't gonna work out.

Dude. I get it.

I look all, like, hard and stuff,

and it makes people be like...

"Whoa".

Well said.

But I promise, deep down I'm a real softie.

Mmmm...

Why don't we let Jessica decide for herself?

Jessica!

[footsteps]

Your dog walker's here. Do you wanna go out with him?

Are you a bad girl?

No, she's a good girl!

You're a good girl.

See?

I'm sorry. I just think it's too much for her to--

[footsteps]

They all start off good.

She-- She needs to be home by 3.

Um...

Just call me if you need anything. Anything at all.

You're gonna be a good girl, Jessica.

Good girl.

Don't worry.

I got her.

Bad, bad girl.

[dog barks]

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