Tall Tale TV!
Sci-Fi and Fantasy Short Story Audiobooks.
So today I have a story that's.
. . a little different.
I had to take some time off this week to get a few side projects finished, and decided
to share something from one of my favorite websites.
So without further ado.
. .
Two Mean Uncles Jogging to the Beat A randomly generated story written by Plot-Genrator.org.uk
Tristan Bishop looked at the tiny magic book in his hands and felt worried.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his grey surroundings.
He had always loved picturesque Thorndale with its vacant, vague volcanoes.
It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel worried.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone.
It was the figure of Beth Snozcumber.
Beth was a violent academic with curvaceous fingernails and handsome eyebrows.
Tristan gulped.
He glanced at his own reflection.
He was a cute, noble, beer drinker with greasy fingernails and fragile eyebrows.
His friends saw him as a massive, manky mage.
Once, he had even brought a vain baby back from the brink of death.
But not even a cute person who had once brought a vain baby back from the brink of death,
was prepared for what Beth had in store today.
The clouds danced like sitting giraffes, making Tristan irritable.
As Tristan stepped outside and Beth came closer, he could see the unnatural smile on her face.
"Look Tristan," growled Beth, with a delightful glare that reminded Tristan of violent ostriches.
"It's not that I don't love you, but I want a fight.
You owe me 2317 pounds."
Tristan looked back, even more irritable and still fingering the tiny magic book.
"Beth, Is that real leather," he replied.
They looked at each other with jumpy feelings, like two different, difficult donkeys gyrating
at a very sinister funeral, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and
two mean uncles jogging to the beat.
Tristan regarded Beth's curvaceous fingernails and handsome eyebrows.
"I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Beth glared.
"Do you want me to shove that tiny magic book where the sun don't shine?"
Tristan promptly remembered his cute and noble values.
"Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted.
He reached into his pockets.
"Here's what I owe you."
Beth looked anxious, her wallet blushing like a better, bitter banana.
Then Beth came inside for a nice drink of beer.
Ok, so if you hadn't noticed, this story was randomly generated.
I used the website Plot-generator.org.uk I'm not affiliated with this site, and I'm
not getting paid to say this.
I honestly just love the webpage and wanted to give them a bit of promotion!
It's great for beating writers block, or just killing a bit of time.
It's completely free, just pop on over and follow the prompts.
It's kind of like those Mad Lib games where you chose an object, put in a couple adverbs,
name a place, an emotion, etc. . . and then it kicks out a story.
You can also hit 'random' and the website chooses for you.
It's definitely worth checking out if you like silly stories!
And, I'll admit, I've gotten inspiration from one or two of them and wrote entire short
stories based off an idea it gave me.
Sometimes all it takes is a bit of absurdity to get the words flowing.
Check them out at plot-generator.org.uk or look for the link in the shownotes.
But before you go, be sure to subscribe!
I'm Chris Herron, and that's it for Today's Tall Tale TV!
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In this video I'm gonna talk about my favorite ad strategies from Growth Everywhere
which is a podcast where I nerd out on entrepreneurship and I interviewed
world-class entrepreneurs so enjoy the video.
--so when you drive query-based
traffic you don't have to do a whole lot okay here's my product you know buy it
here's a picture of it here's a description of it you were looking for
it anyways when you're driving contextual traffic it requires more than
that you have to move someone from looking at a picture of their friend to
making a buying decision and the way that we do that is we send people to
what's called a free sell engagement page an article that engages them in a
conversation about a topic or a problem that they are interested in that alludes
to a solution that is our product and so what happens is instead of us being like
hey buy my stuff or like hey check out this article and then in the article
there's a transition into the conversation amount of product so it's
like hey I had this experience I had diabetes and I started eating well and
it was amazing and I feel so much better and I used this particular supplement
and then they click the link for that supplement and now they're chasing the
offer and then they go to the sales page if you're just starting out and you have
very little traffic going to your site what we recommend is um our quizzes
really worked well with Facebook Ads and you know you don't have to be a big
spender on Facebook in order to see huge results from it so we recommend driving
Facebook traffic from Facebook ads to your quizzes and advertising it what
ends up happening you get a ton of engagement on your ads where people are
sharing the quiz adds itself commenting and putting their results and Facebook
sees the quizzes as like a highly engaging content add content so it
drives down the cost of your ads so for some of our customers and users there's
like they're able to capture leads at 5 cents so you love to you know 90 cents a
lead and depending on the type of quiz that they're running to their website
you know I said I'm impressed was done some retargeting and we found Facebook
is where we're seeing a lot of response where people are entering our funnel
after we retarget them to that that channel I you know I love LinkedIn we
certainly run stuff with targeted ads like viz oh it is more expense
certainly than Facebook or Twitter but there's a good you know the good there's
good targets on LinkedIn and our sales team of courses is very active social
selling and using LinkedIn I'm most interested in setting a retargeting
pixel so I can follow up with them through retargeting ads so what we're
doing now is we're buying advertising and the list that I'm interested in
building initially at least is not a you know list of demos you know not a list
of subscribers even but I'm interested in building our pixel audience list so
how many people can we pixel with Facebook retargeting and Google
retargeting so that now we've given value in advance right they came to our
site they read it I didn't make him jump through a hoop it wasn't quid pro quo
it wasn't hey give me your name and email address and then I'll give you
some content it's a I'm so glad you're here here's some great content you know
maybe they click around but now I know they came to my site and I can follow up
I get multiple bites at the Apple through retargeting and then it's in
those retargeting ads where we ask people to you know give us their name
and email address or take a demo but it's only after we delivered value in
advance but now the brand advertisers are also getting into the game and newer
ways of correlating what happens when you invest allow these brands to really
see the impact of their spending so you can really see these days also with with
mobile location data you can see if someone has seen your ad actually visits
your store and then you can correlate that with your point-of-sale data let's
see if you actually sold more things so it's an exciting time for marketers they
can really see better how their money is working for them but it's also a super
confusing time for marketers because digital is so much more complex than
just buying a newspaper ad or a television spot and we have Pixability
tried to provide clarity to those brand advertisers with great content unique
but really adds value to your cast no matter if they are customer or they
will never buy the throttle and then when you have great content Facebook
advertising becomes a really huge weapon to maximize that content so content is
booked advertising to reach as many users as we can with a content and when
we have give the funnel so once you visit our blog with website custom
audiences from Facebook advertising we will target you and we tell you hey we
also have this great ebook that you can download
we only want your email for example or your email and your name we can work
them into leads and then we use HubSpot to do lead nurturing and with time
convert them into face customers so in any of these cases they found that by
putting the ability to engage with their call center right up front be a
telephone number increase their call through rate we call a phone through
rate and because they knew what AdWords and ads were driving those calls they
were able to optimize around those calls and those calls are the best quality
leads because there's immediate urgency nobody's picking up the call it they're
not seriously thinking about going to your resort where somebody might down
click on an ad or fill in the contact form just to gather information for next
year so the interesting thing about our use of telephones of mobile devices of
smart phones is they communicate to the brand a certain level of urgency that
you don't necessarily get from a click
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King loses his virginity - Gustav III & Stanisław August Poniatowski, part 2 (eng subtitles) - Duration: 15:21.
And now it becomes clear why I decided to combine Gustav III and Stanisław August Poniatowski
Because whenever I thought of Gustav III I associated him with his cultural reforms
And when I found out what changed in Swedish culture thanks to him
Stanisław August Poniatowski came to my mind, what he did to Polish culture
-Sure, old thinking, the king was hopeless but amazing minister of culture
-Instead of focusing on some regime reforms, which where obviously important under Gustav III
and changed the country sufficiently, I wanted to mention those who seems maybe unobvious
or those who aimed to improve people's lives or on contrary, to dog them
Gustav abolished torture entirely and death punishment was restricted to king's decision
Besides, despite the opposition from Church of Sweden, he introduced the freedom of religion
only for immigrants at the beginning, but it was already a huge change
Gustav also allowed Jewish people to settle in Sweden, again, only in three cities, but it was also a great change
One of the failed reforms I can mention an attempt to monopolize the production of aquavit
About aquavit I wrote a text, to which I leave a link in the box below
-And now... -In Poland monopolization of alcohol was impossible
-Well yeah, a bit different culture of drinking -Yes, a bit different
-Stanisław August, after the attempt of assassination, wrote a text "Suum cuique"
which means "to each his own", he described the history of Poland, how the anarchy developed to it's present form
And so he wrote that under the reign of August II the country started to drink heavily
The greatest man of 18th century Lithuania, Karol Radziwiłł "My Dear Sir"
he was a professional alcoholic since the age of 8
-Okay, so is it worth to mention any of the reforms from the Poniatowski reign or maybe...
-Is it worth...
-Well I wouldn't mention...
"It wasn't worth it"
-Sure, so allowing Jews to settle in the country, taking care of the middle class, abolishing torture
they were issues proceeded in the Polish Parliament, but of course SAP couldn't act as quickly
as an absolute ruler of Sweden. In Poland the position of the king was definitely weaker
So SAP used the small steps method, gradually bringing enlightenment to the people
He established Corps of Cadets, Commission of National Education, institutions of enlightenment
for the people from the very young age of noblemen to start with
SAP constantly negotiated with Russian ambassadors about what he could gain for his country
-What was established in Stockholm thanks to Gustav III?
For sure I should mention the Royal Opera, created in the first years of Gustav's reign, where later he was assassinated
as well the Royal Ballet. 10 years later, in the 1780s, the Royal Theatre
Gustav tried to reform the Academy of Art, which was established already in the 1730s,
but now it gained the best benefactor in the person of the king with the change of the name into Royal Art Academy
Gustav supported as well the Swedish Academy. How was it with SAP?
-SAP also has his accomplishments in the cultural area. He valued the artists and art itself.
He created a big collection of paintings with around 2500 items in the moment of 3rd partition of Poland
In SAP's diaries he mentions that when he was on his Ground Tour, he bought his first painting
and then he felt "that a true treasure he acquired". Since then he has been developing his collection.
He constantly thought of establishing the Academy of Art
There was a project for it but never fullfiled
On the other hand, his first court painter, Marcello Bacciarelli, had a Painting Academy
where young painters were taught. -Here you mentioned that SAP started a collection
With Gustav it was pretty similar. In the 1780s he visited Italy. There he bought e.g.sculptures of Apollo and his Muses
And this whole collection became a base for the Nationalmuseum in Stockholm
-Was it similar with SAP? -Of course. He had some Italians
-Standard. -Yes.
-And he was constantly interested in the new trends in art and architecture
Thanks to him classicism is introduced in Poland, although SAP had a sentiment to baroque
which created something called the Stanislaus style in the architecture
so a joyfull transformation from baroque to classicism
-Alright, so as we speak about the artists, maybe we'll show some of their work?
I mentioned that Gustav visited Italy and in Rome worked a Swedish sculptor, Johan Tobias Sergel
Regarding the painters, my favourite is Alexander Roslin
And I really like the painting made by Roslin, where he portrayed Gustav and his brothers
So we have Gustav III in the golden mantle, Charles XIII and Fredrik Adolf
What can you show me from SAP?
-For SAP the main painter was Marcello Bacciarelli, mentioned before
Besides, Stanisław said that the recognised himself fully in Bacciarelli's painting
on which he was presented in the coronation costume
It's the most famous image of Stanisław August
Although it wasn't the first coronation portrait ordered by SAP
Before Bacciarelli settled in Poland, the king ordered his coronation portrait at the painter called Werner
Where he resembles a bit a garden gnome
So no wonder that he wanted another one from another painter
And Bacciarelli created numerous amount of king's portraits
From the artists which didn't work on SAP's court in Warsaw
We have a very interesting figure, Élisabeth Vigée-Lebrun
-A woman. -A woman.
Which emigrated to Petersburg and there she met Stanisław, who, after the 3rd partition, was a guest at tsar's court
She painted two images of the king, here is one in Henry IV inspired dress
And another one, located today in France
Élisabeth Vigée-Lebrun made a scene once, afterwards she apologised to the king
Cause she was working at her studio and she heard someone's coming
So she started to yell and scream that her peace was disturbed
She discovered that she was simply visited by SAP so later she was coming to him to apologise
And Stanisław, appreciating artists, knowing that they need peace and quiet -He forgave
-He did and didn't blame her.
Such a good man.
-Good man. It's interesting that you mention female artists, cause on Gustav's court we can find one
I have a problem with Ulrika, cause she mainly painted previous kings the way she thought they looked like and dressed
-Our Matejko. -Yes.
She tried to style kings in the previous fashion. -Jesus, it cannot be good.
So she made Johan III looking like renaissance, the same with Gustav Vasa
From Lorens, Ulrika's brother, who, in my opinion, is pretty decent, I can show this one, so yes, pretty decent
From funny things one can find in the national museums:
Portrait, ehh, a painting presenting SAP from the early 20th century
The king in Petersburg in despair over the faith of Poland looking at a painting of Łazienki
And you see that he is drying his tears looking at the Palace on the water
-We move on to the final segment of our video - to the women.
Gustav was destined to marry a Danish princess, Sofia Magdalena, famous of her beauty
They were coeval, both born in 1746, so both at the age of 20 got married
Fun fact, probably until 1778, the marriage was not consumed. It was said that Gustav simply did not know how to do it.
So a problem emerged. On Swedish court in the 1770s a nobelman appeared - Adolf Fredrik Munck.
Who was famous for his romances. He became a friend of the king and the queen.
So a suggestion came up - Munck will help the royal couple to conceive a baby.
There was even a caricature showing how it was done.
-Wow. -The man behind is Munck.
It a caricature from the 1790s.
According to a protocol from this... session, Munck touched both the queen and the king to help them.
This of course caused rumors that the heir to the throne is a son of Munck and Sofia Magdalena, not her and Gustav.
-How was it with SAP? In the end he did not marry Sofia Albertina or any other woman.
-He didn't, until the Great Sejm he deluded himself into getting marry a princess
-Lack of official wife caused lack of children?
-No. SAP often surrounded himself with women. The most famous romance of him is the one that put him on a throne
A romance with Catherine the Great, while she was still a wife of the heir to the Russian throne
-Something was born out of this?
-Yes, something was born. A girl, which unfortunately died at young age.
Emperor Paul also thought that SAP was his father, but it's impossible due to the time line.
Romance with Catherine was very passionate. She, educated woman from Germany
came to the Russian court with no companion to talk to
Her husband, as Catherine said herself, was a drinker and an impotent
so he couldn't satisfy her needs, so Stanisław, for couple of months, was the person to, hmm, keep up with everything
What more, it was a first sexual experience for Stanisław: "due to interesting turn of fortune, being 23 years old
I gave her what I haven't given to anyone before."
-Aww. That's romantic. Although it didn't have romantic happy end.
-Nope. Catherine was not the only love in Stanisław's life.
During his reign he met with many different women. The longest relationship he had with Elżbieta Grabowska.
This relationship resulted in offspring. Their children were still present on Polish political scene later on.
Their son, Michał Grabowski, was a soldier, who fought and died during Napoleonic Wars
Another son, Stanisław Grabowski, was a Minister of Education in the Congress Poland.
He replaced at the position of Minister of Education Stanisław Kostka Potocki, who was removed from the office
after the wrote a book "Journey to the Backwardness"
He is known as not too appealing person. In some diaries Stanisław Grabowski was described when
he rode on his horse to the University of Warsaw, gathered all students at the yard
and gave monologues lasting many hours about the need of education which were not too passionate.
-Ugh, it had to be an unpleasant experience.
-Probably. The student life is not east at all.
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Scoring The Last Jedi: a 360 VR Experience - Duration: 6:52.
- The beauty of "Star Wars" it's not a science fiction film.
It's a musical, where the orchestra starts
with a trumpet blast, and it sort of
ends with a trumpet blast.
And everything in between is the score.
["STAR WARS" THEME SONG PLAYING]
- Everything about the experience with John Williams
was magical.
To sit on the sound stage and to hear that 100-piece orchestra
light up, and he's up there conducting,
and to feel that music hit you, it's an emotional experience
unlike anything I've ever had.
- Remember that E flat will just continue.
- OK.
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
- We have actually recorded him with the orchestra 183
minutes of music, which I think is something of a record
actually.
It's more than "Force Awakens."
- So with "Canto Bight," I had always figured, OK,
that was going to be source music, which means it's
not an abstract score playing.
It's supposed to be music that's actually in the scene.
And I didn't know whether John was going to want to do that
or not.
And he really wanted to do it.
He was so-- [LAUGHING] he was like, nope, I'm doing that.
[MUSIC - JOHN WILLIAMS, "CANTO BIGHT"]
And the day we were recording it,
he was having so much fun because they
were like playing, like, plastic trumpets.
[LAUGHING] And they were like--
they had all the wacky instruments out.
They went to a wacky drawer.
[MUSIC - JOHN WILLIAMS, "CANTO BIGHT"]
He was like a little kid, just kind of like experi-- oh, what
if we do that?
And what if we try-- can you try using that thing
as a plunger in that thing?
It was so much fun to watch.
And then you see it in the movie,
and it's got this wacky, beautiful life to it, you know.
It's pretty cool.
[MUSIC - JOHN WILLIAMS, "CANTO BIGHT"]
I've had my morning coffee on the Millennium Falcon.
I've had I've done some pretty cool stuff.
And nothing compares to sitting there next to John
when he's at work.
It's hard to separate the emotional reaction
of the movies that you grew up with and John's score.
And you can't pull them apart.
They're merged.
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
- Well, I don't feel any different than I
might have done 40 years ago.
I'm no less excited by bringing it to life with the orchestra,
maybe more so.
You can never stop learning.
You don't want to retire from music anymore
than you retire from breathing.
This is probably the only time in the history of cinema
where a composer has had the opportunity
to do eight episodes of something,
using material from episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 always--
and then adding something new every time.
What a treat to be able to have had
the good fortune to do that.
Quite happy to continue on with it, if I'm able.
It's been too much fun.
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
- What does it do? [LAUGHTER]
- Can it conduct?
[LAUGHTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Sean, I got distracted.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
New orchestra member.
A soloist.
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Luxury Brand HAUL! Only One Unboxing - Duration: 5:05.
Hi guys, it's Kyung-Ah from Ryu's Penna
For today! For the first time of my life!
I bought a luxury brand item for myself!
If you've seen my last clip, the department store VIP clip,
You'll know that I visited a Gucci store recently
But there was something that caught my eye
So, for the first time of my life
It's the first luxury good for me
I just closed my eyes and bought it
Since I'm a student, and I started Youtube recently, it's not such a big business
So, I can't buy many luxury brands to show you
So, I bought only one
You guys are going to be with me, unboxing my first luxury brand good
Shall we start, together?
Tada~
What do you think this is?~
Let's open it together!
If you see the shopping bag first, can you see?
It's tied into a ribbon!
I'll open it
Finally!
Tada~
Isn't the box smaller than you expected?
It's in a long shopping bag, even if the box is small
Ta da~~ isn't it so beautiful?
It's just a basic Gucci box, but since it's my first,
I'm happy, even just seeing the box
I'm touched, right now
I'll see what's here, first
It's just a receipt LOL
It's about 700,000 won
Guess about what's that price in Gucci!
Now, I'll really start to unbox it
This is not mouth sound
If you open it, it's in a dust bag like this
Can you guess what it is?
It's really
I was only staring at this, at the Gucci store
I really wanted to buy it, and wanted to know the price
So, I asked the price
And thought that the price is reasonable
Because it's my birthday soon!
So, I bought this to give myself as a present
I'll show it now
It's a Gucci belt, guys
The belts have sizes also, and this is the smallest one
Since it's for men, I don't know if it'll match me
Fortunately, it matches my waist
It matches so-so, here
But, I bought this to fasten it higher
And, since I like belts on coats
If I take this to the Gucci store, they'll punch some holes for me
So, I'll punch some holes to match the waist better
It's obvious that holes shouldn't be here
This isn't a new product, guys
But since I don't care about new products, I chose this
Anyways, I really like this
( Eye contacting ) I'm eye contacting with this tiger LOL
Anyways, I got a 700,000won belt!
Let's take a closer look
Luxury brands have a number on the products, like a seal
That's why this has a number, also
The point that I really like, is the thickness
This thickness looks good on coats and other outers
And the color point of this tiger will be pretty with red or white looks
Definitely with black
There's a sad point thought
The inner leather is a type that weakens easily
I didn't search for the material
The outside is slippery, but the inside is a week one
If you see the back side, the sewing is done very carefully
It's a luxury good, for sure~
But, since the buckle is too fancy, I don't think that I'll use this much
You'll see this sometimes on my daily look photos or my clips
Well, this won't be used often, unless I have many luxury goods.
Well, it's just one unboxing, but I hope you guys enjoyed it with me
Well, this is the end of this clip
If it was fun or useful
♥Likes and subscribes on the bottom, please~♥
See ya in the next clip~
Bye~
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İnsan Nesli 50 Yıl İçinde Tükenecek! - Duration: 11:04.
Merhaba Araştıran İnsanlar!
İnsanlar teknolojinin nimetleri ile günümüzde tarihin hiçbir döneminde olmadıkları kadar
rahat yaşıyorlar.
Üzülerek belirtmem gerekiyor ki pek çok insan bu rahatlığın getirdiği rehavetle
bu durumun sonsuza kadar süreceği yanılgısına düşüyor.
Aslında zaman aleyhimizde işliyor ve kaçınılmaz son hızla yaklaşıyor…
Yaşamın dünya üzerinde ilk var olmaya başladığı günden bugüne milyonlarca
belki de milyarlarca yıl geçti.
Canlılar var olup çoğalmaya başladıkça zaman içerisinde ortaya hakim ırklar çıktı.
Dinozorlar var olduklarında tüm dünyaya hakimlerdi.
Her istediklerini yapacak kadar güçlüydüler.
Yinede bilinçleri olmadığı için dünyada çok fazla iz bırakamadılar bir şekilde
sonları geldi.
Ardından türler içinden bir başkası çıktı dünya sahnesine Primatlar familyasından
Maymunlar.
Bir aslan bir maymundan daha kuvvetli diye düşünebilirsiniz.
Ancak maymunlar daha organize daha kalabalık ve daha zekiydi.
Böylece birkaç yüz yıl dünyada hükmettiler yine de onlarda kalıcı bir etki bırakamadılar
türler tarihinde.
Sonra başka bir tür çıktı sahneye.
Yine primatlar familyasına mensup Homo sapiens yani insanlar.
Homo sapiens dinozorlar ve maymunlar döneminde de yaşam döngüsünde vardı aslında.
Ancak sayıca çok azlardı.
Maymunlardan egemenliği aldıklarına sayıca göreceli olarak yine azlardı ancak çok
daha organize ve zekiydiler.
Göz kamaştırıcı bir hızla gelişip değişmeye başladılar.
Hız dediğime bakmayın bu süreç milyonlarca yıl aldı.
İnsanlarda dahil olmak üzere dünya üzerinde ki tüm canlılar hem zihinsel hemde fiziksel
olarak sürekli gelişip değişmektedir.
Örneğin Afrika'da yaşan insanların burun delikleri Asya'da yaşayanlara göre daha
geniştir.
Bunun sebebi ise sıcak havada iyice kuruyan havadan daha rahat oksijen sağlayabilmektir.
Daha anlaşılır bir örnek vermek gerekirse insanlar birkaç on yıl evveline kadar 32
diş ile dünyaya geliyordu.
Hatta halk arasında gülünce 32 dişi görünüyor diye bir söylem dahi mevcuttur.
Fakat günümüz bebekleri 28 diş ile doğmaktadır.
Çoğu din adamı bunun evrim olduğunu savunmaktadır.
Evrim dini çevrelerce şiddetle red edilmektedir.
Bilimsel çevrelercede şiddetle savunulmaktadır.
Kısaca evrim yaşayan her şeyin tesadüfler sonucu bir araya gelen tek bir yaşayan organizmadan
yine milyarlarca tür canlının yavaş yavaş zaman içerisinde evrilerek dünyadaki hayatı
oluşturduğu teorisidir.
Dünya'daki genel kanı evrim teorisinin Charles Darwin tarafından ortaya atıldığıysada
bu görüş yanlıştır.
Evrim Teorisinin kökeni antik Yunan'a dayanır.
Darwin söylemesede teoriyi buradan alıp geliştirmiştir.
Hatta antik Yunanda bu konu hakkında çok bilindik bir anlatım olay vardır.
Çok tanrılı yunan parlamentosunda evrimi savunan filozoflar çok bilgin bir adamın
halka yaratılış kavramını anlatarak halkta büyük etkiler yarattığı haberini almışlardır.
Bu adamı fikren malub etmeleri gerektiğini düşünürler ve halk içinde söz düellosuna
davet ederler.
Aralarında bu söz düellosunu kaybederlerse 2.
Bir plan olarak adamı öldürmesi için cellatları hazır bekletmeye de karar verirler.
Düello günü gelir çatar.
Ancak vakit gelmesine rağmen bilgin kişi ortalarda görünmez.
Evrimci senatörler hemen adamın korkup kaçtığına dair bir söylenti çıkartır.
Halk arasında adama inanlar uğuldamaya başlar bu arada adam çıkagelir.
Senatörler adama nerede kaldığını sorarlar.
Adamda yol üzerinde azgın bir ırmak olduğunu ve kayığının çalındığını bu yüzden
geciktiğini söyleyerek özür diler.
Senatörlerden bir tanesi Bildiğim kadarıyla oldukça ıssız bir yerden geliyorsun.
Bahsettiğin ırmakta da ne bir kayık ne bir gemi yok yoksa seni ırmaktan karşıya
seni yarattığını iddia ettiğin tanrı uçarak mı geçirdi diye alaya alır.
Yaşlı bilge ciddiyetle hayır efendim ırmağın başında bir süre bekledim sonra ırmağın
yukarısından birkaç tahta parçası yüzerek inerken birleşip bir kayık oldular bende
bu kayıkla karşıya geçebildim der.
Tüm senatörler gülmeye başlar.
İçlerinden bir tanesi halka dönerek adamın açıkça deli olduğunu dikkate alınmaması
gerektiğini söyler.
Derken yaşlı bilge söz alır.
Sizler bu denli kapsamlı bir canlılığın muazzam organların harikulade gözlerimizin
duyan kulaklarımızın zaman içerisinde tesadüfler sonucu oluştuğunu iddia ederken
benim sadece basit bir kayığın oluştuğunu iddia etmem sizin deliliğiniz yanında oldukça
hafif kalmıyor mu?
Aslında bilim insanlarının evrim teorisini şiddetle savunuyor olması Din yobazlarının
durumuna hayli benzemektedir.
Nitekim matematiğe göre yaşam olmayan bir dünyada pek çok maddenin tesadüfler sonucu
bir araya gelerek yaşayan bir organizma oluşturması ve bu organizmadan yine tesadüfler sonucu
dünya üzerinde ki milyarlarca farklı yaşam formunun evrilerek ortaya çıkması istatistiksel
olarak imkansız olasılık hesabıyla çözümsüz bir problemdedir.
Aynı şekilde bilimin diğer türleri içinde teori ispat edilememektedir çünkü günümüze
kadar ulaşan yaşam çeşitliliklerinin milyarla yıl içerisinde triyonlarca ara geçiş formu
olması gerekirken henüz 1 tane dahi ara geçiş formu fosili bulunamamıştır.
Bilim adamları evrimi savunurlar çünkü Çoğu zaman dünya tarihini değiştiren
buluşları ile Labaratuarlarında Tanrıcılığı oynamayı severler.
Bu yüzdende yaratılışçılığı şiddetle red ederler.
Canlıların çevreye uyum sağlamasını evrime kanıt olarak gösterirler.
Ancak bunun adı sadece adaptasyondur.
Daha önce pek çok videomda bahsetmiştim.
İnsan nüfusu haddinden fazla kalabalık kaynaklar hızla eriyip bitiyor.
Dünya'nın dengeleri bozuluyor.
Şahsen belki bir nükleer felaket belki bir virüs belki de doğal afetler neticesinde
nüfusun büyük kısmının ortadan kaldırılarak dünyanın dengeyi tekrar sağlayacağını
düşünüyorum.
Yine'de bunlardan hiç birisi insan türünü tamamen ortadan kaldırmayacaktır.
Burada soru şu gelişimimiz aynı hızda devam edecek mi?
Biz farkında değiliz belki ama aslında büyük bir salgın yaşanıyor ve bu salgın
2000lerde başladı.
Dünyada yeni bir tür ortaya çıktı.
Bu yeni tür sinsi.
Katlanarak çoğalıyor.
Bölgesini sürekli genişletiyor.
Ve en önemlisi, bağımlılık yaratarak mecburiyetlerle adapte oluyor... hem de insanlardan
çok daha hızlı.
Bazı yazarlar bu yeni türe tekniyum demişti.
Açık bir dille ise teknoloji.
Şimdi saçmaladın dediğinizi duyar gibiyim.
Ama durun size resmin arkasında ki gizli köşeleri göstereyim sonra karar verin.
Burada yapay zekayla çalışan robotlardan bahsetmiyorum.
Çok daha derin bir şey anlatmak istiyorum.
Eğer insanlarla teknolojinin birleşeceğine inanmıyorsanız, etrafınıza bakın.
Yarım milyar yıl önce Kambriyen Patlamasıyla gezegenimizde aniden yaşam belirdi.
Gezegendeki türlerin çoğu neredeyse bir gecede var oldu.
Bugün, Tekniyum'un Kambriyen Patlamasına şahit oluyoruz.
Her gün yeni teknolojik türler doğuyor, yetişilemeyecek bir hızla gelişiyor ve
her yeni teknoloji diğer yeni teknolojileri oluşturmakta bir araç haline geliyor.
Bilgisayarın icadı, akıllı telefonlardan uzay gemilerine ve robotik operatörlere kadar
uzanan yeni araçlar geliştirmemizi sağladı.
Zihinlerimizin alabileceğinden çok daha hızlı bir yenilik patlamasına şahit oluyoruz.
Teknolojinin bizlere olan faydaları saymakla bitmez belki ama haddinden fazla kullanıyoruz..
Otobüs duraklarında birbirleriyle konuşmayan insanlara bir bakın kafalarını telefonlara
gömmüşler.
Sabah kalkar kalkmaz ilk yaptığımız şey aile fertlerine günaydın demek değil telefonumuza
bakmak!
Değişiyoruz.
Dinozorları hatırlayın o zamanda insanlar vardı ancak hakim olan onlardı çizelgede
bakmak gerekirse dinozorlar tüm dünyayı kaplarken insan oğlu minnacık bir noktaydı
zamanla nokta büyüdü her şeyi kapladı.
Teknolojide şu an bu şekilde minnacık bir nokta.
Kötü haber şu ki gelişip her şeyi kaplayabilmesi için birkaç 10 yıl yeterli olacak.
Akıllı telefonlarımız.
Bilgisayarlar tabletler kısacası teknoloji bağımlılığımız.
Bunlar, ortak yaşamın ilkel başlangıcı.
Avrupa'da İnsanlar üzerine labaratuarlarda yapılan teknolojik tıp uygulamalarında
Artık beyinlerimize doğrudan bilgisayar çipi yerleştirmeye başlıyoruz, içimizde
sonsuza dek yaşayacak kolesterol yiyici nanobot'ları kanımıza enjekte ediyoruz, kendi zihinlerimizin
hükmettiği sentetik uzuvlar geliştiriyoruz, genlerimizi degiştirmek için CRISPR gibi
genetik yazılım araçları kullanıyoruz ve kelimenin tam anlamıyla kendimizin daha
gelişmiş türevlerini tasarlıyoruz.
insanlar başka bir şeye doğru değişim geçiriyor.
Biyolojiyle teknolojinin birleşiminden türemiş hibrit bir tür oluyoruz.
Bugün bedenlerimizin dışında var olan akıllı telefon, işitme cihazı, okuma gözlüğü,
ilaç; gibi araçlar elli yıl içiinde bedenlerimizin içine aktarılacak ve artık kendimizi Homo
Sapiens yani insan kabul edemeyeceğimiz bir noktaya geleceğiz.
Belkide derimizin altında ki çipler hem kimliğimizi hemde kredi kartlarımızı barındıracak
beyinle senkronize çalışan kol bacak gibi uzuvlar başlarda sakat insanlar için bir
kurtuluş olsada zamanla kendisine daha kuvvetli mekanik kollar taktırmak isteyen insanlar
gerçek kollarını kestirip belkide bunları taktıracak yahut daha hızlı koşmak isteyen
atletler bacaklarından kurtulup bu biyonik bacakları kullanacak.
Gece görebilen kızıl ötesi gözler beynin çalışma hızını arttıran silikon çipler.
Belkide 40 sene sonra kadınlar labaratuar ortamında ki yapay rahimlerde çocuklarının
doğaca güne kadar oluşumunu izleyecek.
Biyonik uzuvlu yapay rahimlerde oluşacak olan bu yeni karma tür artık kesinlikle
insan olmayacak!
İnsanlık hayal edilemez bir ahlaki belirsizlik dönemine girmek üzere.
Tüm soru görüş ve önerileriniz için bana instagram hesabımdan ulaşabilirsiniz.
Araştırmalarımızın gelişerek devam etmesi için videoyu facebook twitter gibi sosyal
ağlarda paylaşmayı, yeni videolarımızdan haberdar olup araştıran insanlar topluluğuna
katılmak için Kült TV'ye abone olmayı unutmayın.
Gelecek videoda görüşünceye kadar hoşçakalın araştıran insanlar.
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Who has a tupé or not? | Praktisk Info med Jon Almaas | TVNorge - Duration: 5:12.
The goal to tamper with your hair
is to get a hair style that fits your personality.
But how easy is it to see if the hair and person fits
if you don't know the person?
This is what we will find out.
Now, you two will try to figure out
who has a tupé or who doesn't have a tupé.
It's time for
Tupé or not Tupé?
We will now get in people with different hairstyles
and you will be guessing if they
have a tupé or not.
Welcome, come in.
You can stand here.
Ingela, what do you think?
I don't know, can you turn around?
- Looks very natural. - It does?
- The age is worrying me. - Yes.
Smallest issue.
I think it's a tupé.
Yes, and you Ingela?
- I say no. - You don't think it's a tupé?
The only way to find out is the painful way
Sorry buddy.
Oh it was a tupé.
Okay thank you.
We'll get in a new person.
Welcome.
Yes?
We can see that the glasses and nose
are bought in a store, but that's not the point.
I'm just kidding.
- Is it a tupé or not a tupé? - No
- Ingela? - No.
- Says no. Calle?
If it's a tupé it's a very good tupé
because it is made very scruffy looking and..
in it's style.
There is only one way to find out.
- You say not tupé? - No tupé, no.
This is attached.
Great, thank you.
Hi.
- It's only the hair we're after? - Only the hair.
The hair on his head. Ingela?
This is more like a man you like
which isn't boring and conservative like me.
Correct.
- Oslo East. - I don't think it looks real.
I think it's a tupé.
- You think it's a tupé? - Yes
I don't think it's a tupé.
He has the barbarian look so I don't think it's a tupé.
You think it's his. So you are divided here?
It's his real hair, you can see that.
Only one way to find out.
Yes, thank you.
Yeah, new person.
- Why are you laughing Calle? - I have already decided.
If that is real..
No, it's a tupé.
- Tupé. - You both think tupé?
Why do you say that, Ingela? Why are you so sure?
- It's so even.. - It's a bit to even.
No imperfections, no..
It's too symmetrical.
Too perfect to say it so.
Only one way to find out; the old way.
Yes.
Atle Antonsen's little brother.
Is it?
That one is hard.
What do you say Ingela?
What do you think of Guttorm Antonsen?
Does he have a tupé or not a tupé?
I think it's a tupé.
You think its a tupé. What do you say Calle?
Yeah..
No you know what, I think it is a trick hair question.
That is a hair style you think is a tupé immediately.
But therefore I flip it and say it's not a tupé.
Yeah.
You think it's double trick.
- Ingela? - I think it is.
You think it's a tupé.
Oh!
It is stuck. Sorry.
I saw it was a trick.
That was the last one and we'll announce a winner.
And the winner is..
Calle! Congratulations.
Ingela Lundin Kvalen, thanks for joining us.
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Woher kommen unsere Pakete? | Fulfillment mit den Elbe-Werkstätten | Hairsystems Heydecke - Duration: 2:58.
Welcome to Heydecke TV, my name is Nils Schirrmacher,
I am the contact person
for fullfilment, storage and logistics at the Elbe-Werkstätten.
The Elbe-Werkstätten are Germany's largest workshop for handicapped people.
Now I'll show you how the whole warehouse,
logistics and shipping process works.
And therefore I'm looking for Mr. Heydecke.
Nils Schirrmacher: Nicole, do you know where Mr. Heydecke is?
Andreas Heydecke: Ah hello Nicole, I finally found it.
Nicole: Did you really have to hide? Andreas Heydecke: Mmh, yes.
Nils Schirrmacher: Mr. Heydecke, unfortunately, this is not how it works in here. Let me show you how it works correctly.
Mr. Heydecke, here we stand in front of your products.
Now your order ends up on our scanner
and gets picked by the colleague.
Thank you, Nicole.
Now we are at another workstation.
Mr. Heydecke is currently with Evelyn and can be
shown how we continue to work on the process here.
Dominik is with Simon,
he will pack your products and make them ready for dispatch.
Your products are pre-packaged and ready for delivery.
Dominik: Many thanks to the Elbe-Werkstätten. We really enjoyed the day a lot.
That means for you, you can now place
your orders in our online shop.
The link from the online shop can be found in the description and
of course from the Elbe-Werkstätten too.
I say thank you again. Subscribe to the channel now. How?
Nicole: On YouTube and Instagram.
Simon: And on Facebook.
Dominik: And at the end, of course, leave a like.
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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Movie CLIP 12 HD (Blu-ray) | CoolestClips - Duration: 4:50.
We are turning this into a new computer center.
But before we do, it has to be cleaned out.
These old magazines are bound for the recycling plant.
But they have to be prepped before they go.
It seems all the staples must be removed.
Whatever you don't finish today, you finish tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's Saturday. - Because I wouldn't play football?
- I don't think that'll work. - That's fair.
- Shut up. - So I suggest you get started.
Choose your weapons.
Hey, what the hell they need with a bowling ball?
Seriously, no reception?
- Okay, can today get any worse? - Are you gonna help?
Or are you too pretty?
I'm too pretty.
Hey. I was watching you with Coach Web today.
I wasn't watching you, I wasn't... Not, like, in a weird way. I just...
I was in the room. We're in the same class.
I thought you were saying some really smart things...
...about why P.E. sucks and...
...about other subjects.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Yo. What's this?
- I don't know. - What is it, like...
...some type of old-school Nintendo?
I don't think so.
I don't recognize it.
"A game for those who seek to find...
...a way to leave their world behind.
Jumanji. "
Staples, people. Staples.
- "Jumanji"? What does that mean? - I have no idea. Never heard of it.
Which one do I pick?
I don't know. I don't think it matters that much.
"Jefferson 'Seaplane' McDonough...
...pilot and rascal. "
- It's not working. - Okay, try another one.
"Franklin 'Moose' Finbar. "
He sounds like a badass.
And he's a zoology expert, which is awesome.
- You pick. - Okay.
"Dr. Smolder Bravestone. "
Bethany, you in?
Fine.
I'll be...
...Shelly Oberon...
...the curvy genius.
Hey, yo, Staples, come on. It's your turn.
No.
- No, thanks. - Wait. Just for a few minutes?
- It'll be fun. - She's not big on fun.
Okay. Fine.
This may be the lamest thing I've ever done.
I highly doubt that.
Welcome to Jumanji!
What's going on?
I think it's shorting out.
Unplug it!
What's going on? What's happening to your hands?
- What's wrong with you? - I don't know.
Spencer!
Oh, my God!
What the hell, man?
Oh, no.
Holy shit...
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