Thứ Bảy, 24 tháng 3, 2018

Waching daily Mar 24 2018

Okay now, I'm going to listen to your ticker.

- Yeah, you know what Doc, if it's okay with you,

I'd like to just get to it.

- Get to it?

- Yeah.

You know,

the main event,

south of the border, down Mexico way...

- I'm not sure I follow.

- The rectal exam.

Yeah, this is my first physical since I turned forty and I know the drill so let's just get

it over with.

- Actually, we don't do that anymore.

- Really?

- Yeah, the latest medical research shows that it's not really necessary,

so I guess you're...

off the hook!

Haha. - Hm.

Everything okay?

- Oh, yeah, no.

It's fine, I guess I just built up this moment in my head...

to... prepare...

- Well now you can get your head out of your ass!

I am fun today...

- You know it's just my father did one, and his father before that, and his father

before that...

I just thought that I could prove that I could do it too, you know?

As a male right of passage kind of thing...

- You may have been looking for too much from this experience.

- I mean I've never fought in a war before.

You know?

Or climbed a mountain.

I mean Doc, this rectal exam was gonna be my Everest.

- You can still climb a mountain...

- So typical!

You think you know the world and then they just yank the rug out from under you!

You know?

Now you're not aloud to eat red meat everyday.

- You definitely shouldn't do that...

- Or don't ever compliment a female colleague on her hair or give her a hug hello!

- Oh boy.

- Now no rectal exam?

I mean this world's gone crazy Doc!

I don't even know who I am anymore!

- Pull yourself together man!

Not everything is about you, and if that means that you can't eat nine cheeseburgers a week,

or creep out your coworker or get a digit up your hoop so you can feel like you were

at Dunkirk --- then my advice to you, as your doctor:

is to get the hell over it!

Now,

let's listen to that ticker.

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PUBG Anniversary Celebration New 4x4km Map Gameplay Showcase - Duration: 3:12.

On this the one-year anniversary of the launch of PUBG

Myself and CH just want to take a minute to express how grateful we are for all your support over the past year.

We could not have made a game this fun without all of your feedback and ideas.

I still remember our first alpha days

when we launched people from a warehouse instead of from a plane.

So our old office was next to a military base and C-130's were flying over us all the time

and when we got feedback from our team and players we decided to introduce the airplane

and looking at these military airplanes flying over us we thought it was fate.

So we got an amazing amount of feedback from you guys.

Some of you were brutally honest but we really appreciate and needed that.

We still need this kind of feedback.

So personally I love the harsh feedback.

If everyone is telling us our game was great we'd get nowhere and wouldn't be able to improve.

So the fact that the Battle Royale community in general is so passionate about giving us

their honest opinions on stuff we've done has really helped us build a really solid game.

Your passion for our game has blown us away continually over the past year.

You showed us that you really wanted first-person added to the game

and we added it much sooner than we'd planned.

Now the FPP mode has become a game mode that a lot of PUBG players enjoy playing.

It's been a pretty crazy journey for us so far

and as I keep saying this is a marathon for us not a sprint.

We're building a team now globally and expanding every day

in order to service this game for many years to come.

Recently we revealed our roadmap for 2018

Today we are happy to announce that our public testing phases for our new map will begin in early April.

We would like to go back to the days of when we were developing the game and pursuing open development once more

testing this game with our players and completing it together with you guys.

The first step in that is getting the 4x4 map into your hands much earlier

so we can get your feedback and really improve the map early in development

so when we finally release it it's the best it can be.

Your participation and feedback got us to where we are today.

We would not be here without you.

You've stuck with us through the good and the bad

and I would like to take this time to say thank you very much to you all.

Oh yes you pan!

That was the most amazing pan save of all time.

Nice to meet you.

They're dead!

On behalf of myself and the whole PUBG team

I want to extend a massive thank you to everyone who's played

who creates content or who has otherwise supported the game over the past year.

It's really been a crazy ride for us

and we look forward to many more years playing together with you guys.

900 meters.. 900 meters..

Holy shit!

Oh my god we just set the record my friends.

Holy shit

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Mermaid Secrets of The Deep - PRINCESS STRESS - S12E5 - Duration: 7:40.

Previously a mermaid secrets of the deep

hello radio the time has come now go through the portal to the humans

shopping mall and select address for your on land coronation

what shoes ah feeling so overwhelmed there's so many choices it's so

stressful this crown hurt I just can't do this

No

just can't do this you want to know

I just had to get Oh Maris

ha

wait

you need a stand here

where have you been I've been looking for you since you took me to the spirit

of hope I I thought I saw you on a pier and then you disappeared she's so good

to see you again where did you go apex please tell me what's going on and

what you've been up to need to answer me

okay what's your name Grady Grady how nice to meet you I'm Hillary I'm the

healer here at the healing clinic would you like some tea

this is Kim a mile it's really good help for helping you to relax careful it's a

little bit hot it'll just calm your nerves down just a bit slowly

wait wait well where did apex go apex the legend who speaks to the Oracle I've

heard of him but I think he's more of a myth so radio know why did you come in

today how can I help you I just became the mermaid princess and so then we're

gonna have some type of party on land and then I had to go try on dresses

there were so many and I did I wasn't even sure if I wanted that party I

didn't feel like I was in control of anything anymore and I was just so

confused loose I just couldn't do it and apex was

gone and he had helped me along my lives so much and I just didn't know what to

do I had an anxiety attack and I just I had to run out there it seems like

you're experiencing a lot of stress right now and I'm glad you came because

I can help you with that wow that's really good no I'm glad you like it

it's really good for helping to calm down your nerves and just help you to

relax so what do you like do here I help people to feel better in their bodies

and to feel more peaceful and relaxed in their mind so I teach people how to use

different tools and techniques to feel better more calm relaxed and I also do

massage so if you have problems with your tail then I can help to relieve

some pain

so Radia how is your sleep at night I haven't slept in days days yeah Wow well

that's part of what adds to anxiety it's really important to remember to go to

bed every night if you can at the same time each night depending on what age

you are probably for you ladis would be 9 o'clock p.m. and then to sleep a good

8 to 10 hours every night just to relax your nervous system that would really

make a difference do you think you could try that yeah one of my favorite tips

for helping to reduce anxiety is to use essential oils and lavender is really

good for every it's good for pets it's good for kids and it's really good for

anxiety so if you hold out your hand it's called direct palm inhalation now

you're gonna rub your palms together

cut them and then bring them up to your face taking a nice deep breath in and

exhaling

and when ready just relax okay let's feel relaxed okay that's

really been nice getting to know you and understanding a little bit what you're

going through how do you feel about going into the treatment room and

getting a nice warm oil massage for your nervous system and relax your tail

I specialize in mermaids as well as humans so if you're interested in what I

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【Malaysia】 Kuala Lumpur, Melaka's Souvenir Showcase | Kinoshita Yuk - Duration: 7:44.

Hello its kinoshita yuka from yuru-chan(nel)

today

so, from melaka

not that, from malaysia...

i bought a lots of souvenirs

when i went to malaysia, i visited Kuala Lumpur first

and what i bought from there was...

ah, not that

this here...

jan, this

i think it's a skin care

i don't know well

not big deal

malaysia

SPA CEYLON AYUAYEDA

this is so cute

this is how it looks like

and inside...

this is what inside

jan

this

did you know what's this...

the aroma is so amazing

it's for relaxing

it's written that is AYURVIDA

ah ! AYURVIDA

it used for the massage

AYURVIDA

i don't know what it means

but i know that is used for the massage

i think this is a relaxing oil as well

i bought tihs from Kuala Lumpur

and this is a bathing herbs

you use it to massage after bathing

and this is the place where i bought a lots of stuffs

every day i bought a lot of souvenirs

this is the shop, and i bought from it a lot of things

isn't that good ?

it's a coffee shop but there is a lot of souvenirs

looks at this

earrings

i don't have holes in my ears so i'm going to give it to my friend

i thought that is so cute so i bought it

cute but i'm not going to use it

this ring also, and i'm going to wear it

here

in the small finger, this is so cute

i always want somthing like this

looks at this, it's an earrning

and i bought this soap as well

and this t-shirt from the coffee shop as well

giraffe

that's really cute

and i bought this as well, this is so cute

and i bought from melaka this coffee

there is so much flavors

the design is so cute

the design is with the malaysia style

and i bought this post cards as well, cute

malaysian food

cute

this is so cute

this is really cute

ah, all this here ?

this is cheese naan

even in malaysia there is cheese naan

there is a lot of foods like the indo food

all this looks so delicious, i want to try all this

and this is the herbs

kaojam

there is a lot

there is a lot of things in this post cards

looks tasty

we saw that ?

yep

looks at this

i found i shop in the gide book, and i bought this

this here

i don't think it's made from cloth but from another thing

this is an malaysia art

it's made by a man

this is so cool, it's made in perfect way

malaysia was so much fun

i want to visit it again

i bought a lot of souvenirs

this is all about today

to another time

i bought this from Kuala Lumpur when i visited an awsome dojo

look at this cute thing

i don't remembre the name

i really think that is so cute

ah , its borken, is it ok ?

look at this

you can put anything in it

but i don't what you can put here, this is so cute

this is the mother and here the child

look at this

frog

look at this frog

you can open it

you can't put a lot of things here

but you can put the jewels

and this

elephant

you can open it

and put things here

put i don't know what you can put

and this

a child frog, with a king

you can open it as well

but what ?

salt ?

i bought this from a coffee shop as well

this t-shirt

so small

for kids

this is so small

it's ok

there is another with coffee on it

what a waste

this not fit me at all

hay

this is all for today

that was so much fun, bye bye

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[Eng Sub] PUBG Rank 1 - Roz9I 26 kills [AS] Solo vs Squad TPP - PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS #234 - Duration: 24:02.

2 guys? Even 3, okay

faster, faster, faster

please

What?

That was not a headshot...

Hello

How I didn't headshot that guy?

I guess there were only 3 guys

However, they still got a friend alive somewhere

You gotta be kidding me...

Now, when you exit the vehicle even on low speed

It damages that much.

Last two games I had the same shit

I think it's because of the AS sever

Imagine if I die like this in one of the high kill games I had before this one

I would be shocked

Don't want to help your friend?

What are you doing, guys?

Okay,

What was that?

I'm fine with it

Guy was jumping in front of a window, instead of vaulting

Other guy was stuck in the garbage

I think that there is someone else in this building

On the last floor. Then why there would be smokes

Blown up car

Maybe, that was the guys I killed

I don't know

So, anyone else here?

Who killed this dude?

I'm gonna spray this guy

Or not

Nice

He shouldn't have stopped and turn right

But I would kill him if he keep driving straight

unfortunately he was alone

If I do well at San Martin, then it can be a nice game

Where should I go? I guess I will drive along the road

Let's go to that building

Or no

people fighting there

Stop and then exit. Only this way I will get 0 damage

Dead body

no no no

Don't shoot me

Look

I'm gonna die to the red zone now

Oh, he died

He was alone there? Or what?

I need lvl3 helmet, asap

And go to him

I broke it, damn

Wait me, bro, I'm gonna come to you

Just wait

That's bad that I didn't kill him earlier

I shouldn't have shot him with a Kar98, when he was running up the hill

I'm coming

Oh, a popped tire

Now I'm not driving

Now let's fight on a range

body hit

What is he doing?

Is he joking?

What the hell was that?

He thought I won't hit him?

Did you see that?

All I can do is this

Strange guy

That was a nice headshot

I was shooting at his body, but hit his head

Because he was standing back

omg, he is so stupid

I didn't understand that move

Nevermind

Damn, I don't know

If I can do something cool in this game

What if I stop here?

Did they hit me or that damage was from exiting the pickup?

Why my hp is red?

So, intresting fights started

They are not inside the circle

I,

I am shocked

My kill

yeah, yeah, yeah

Why I popped the tires?? Can someone tell me?

Because I forgot

Why would I pop them

Oh, for the enemies to easier see my head

Yeah, right.

With tires popped they would see me better, that's why (sarcasm)

Now I remember

I don't need that pickup

In this game

don't need it (sarcasm again)

Well, I think I could do 1 more kill there

In the end, minimum one

Damn, without helmet I don't feel safe

My position was good

But I could do 1 more kill

Where should I go? OMG

That is dead guy?

Now I know

From my side zone will shrink faster

So, I shall be running outside of 4th zone, omg

3 Aid kits, I'm gonna die here

Poorly, I already have 14 kills

This could be a good game

Not 25 kills but 20 easy

But sorry, I popped tires

then because I did that I lost my helmet instantly

Intresting

Oh, I can do it, but

I won't be inside the zone here

I killed all of them

lol

I need helmet

Omg, I killed all of them

Grenades helped me very much

That little hill there, I was hiding over it, so lucky

What did you have, surpressor and other bullshit

m24!!

Okay, let's go

What did I do?

Well now I'm ready to go

Where do I need to go? Oh it's so far

One more high kill game today

Holy shit, I'm owning today

Why I am not streaming this?? Only recording

I don't know, I guess I won't do same on the stream. I would be distracted

by a few things

I'm running between two mountains and if there is somebody on the top

I will die

But I think that everyone is in front of me

I need to get on top of this hill

It is gonna be a nice position

I'm surprised that I survived that

I can do 5 more kills here and break my record

If I am fast enough

I hope that there is 2 full squads against me

Please, let get to the top. Wait, don't kill each other

That's bad

Now everyone knows I'm here and I didn't end that guy

I didn't end him or what?

Someone revived him?

no

You are so bad, I was really close to fail this, but this guy is noob

I was evading his shots

I didn't knock anybody

Again didn't knock

At least one

So

Zone is priority for me

Damn, I only knocked one

I can do 6 more kills..

I don't have a lot of ammo

Guys, easier

Holy shit, I'm inside the zone here

Need lvl3 helmet

New record

(Volume warning)

YEAH

Let's gooo, finally

Before this game, I played 2 games. Both 22 kills but I reached 2nd and 6th place there.

And finally, 26 kills and a new record for me

YEAAH

It was 23, now 26

AHH, what a game

I got lucky that shack was inside the circle

And those 2 guys in it were really bad

Hell yeah, what a game!

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