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Waching daily May 25 2018

- I know a part in the movie has Mowgli like,

"Let me go gather those gems."

Like he's (bleep) Indiana Jones or something.

(upbeat orchestral music)

- Today, we are playing some classic Disney games.

- I am a Disney nerd, I am obsessed with Disney.

I listen to Disney music just because it's music I enjoy.

Circle of Life, great soundtrack to wake up to

in the morning, highly recommend it.

- It's been, I'd say over at least 10 years

since I played some type of Disney game.

I dunno, I think it's gonna bring me back

to when I was 10, 11 years old.

- I remember when these games first came out,

and I begged my parents for them,

and they were like, "No, just imagine that you're playing

"with them in the movies when you're watching them."

Like, it's not the same!

- Pretty big Disney fan.

This is sorta the sound effect they would make

when they were eating leaves in The Lion King.

(munching)

I'm sorry, let's just go.

(fun electronic music)

- I'm starting Chapter One, Mowgli Begins His Journey

to Find the Man Village.

- Find 10 gems.

Hey, that monkey's throwing--

Oh!

- Oh, there's a gem!

Oh (bleep), there's a bunch of stuff going on!

Wait, don't kill me yet, I'm just a little boy!

- Hello, could I swing on the monkey?

Oh, he's throwing stuff, he doesn't wanna help me.

I'm just gonna jump.

Oh (bleep)!

Oh, I died. (laughs)

Oh no, he jumped onto his own stretcher!

- I haven't seen any of my friends yet,

just a bunch of these useless monkey goons

who are throwing what look like eggs,

but I actually don't know what the hell those are.

(grunts)

(bleep) Stupid monkey.

I can't wait to throw a (bleep) banana

and smile in these monkeys' faces.

Actually, that probably would be helping them.

- I'm not really remembering this,

I didn't play it that much.

I think I probably rented it once,

I did it from Blockbuster, which does not exist anymore.

- Oh, there's Bagheera, hey, wake up.

That guy loves dancing, look at him go.

Let me just throw a banana in this monkey's face,

because he's asking for it.

That's right, take it!

Oh, (bleep), he (bleep) evaporated! (laughs)

Oh man!

They really do encounter death in this game.

- Lately, this is dangerous!

Well, that was a great game.

Don't let this fool you, I do the...

Many games.

(upbeat video game music)

- Oh, this is beautiful,

it's bringing back a lot of memories.

Agrabah Market, now I remember this.

You've gotta like, kill guys that are jumping out of like,

baskets and stuff.

- Oh (bleep), okay, I'm already getting my ass kicked.

Okay hold on, I don't want to fight yet, sir!

Take it easy!

I'm gonna use my sword.

Dude, people just evaporate in this game.

Did I already die?

I died already, oh my god!

- All I wanna do is like, shop.

I wanna see what they have in like,

these little pots here, but that's not the purpose

of the game.

(low electronic music)

- I died?

Oh, he can't go over the...

(laughs) Oh, that makes sense.

- Disney kept it real.

It was like, once you die, you go back to the beginning.

You're lucky you get an extra life.

- I'm just gonna like, speed right off--

(gasps)

(mutters in Spanish)

Alright, you know what, let's do it again.

- Alright, oh wait, what the (bleep)?

God (bleep) damn it!

Oh my god, okay, come on Aladdin, we got this.

There you go.

- I jumped into his hand!

- Oh no, every time!

I (bleep) died again.

This game is kicking my ass!

(bleep)

- Oh! (laughs)

(laughs) God damn it, what?!

I'm done.

"Give up, street rat"?!

Actually, that's really cool,

I want that as my background.

- I'm starting to remember now

why I hated these games.

This is a really hard game.

- To shoot you back to the title screen

after getting however far I was into that level...

Is unforgivable.

(low electronic music)

- Oh my god, I'm Simba!

This is actually gonna make me tear up.

- Yes, yes, this is the one I used to play!

Oh my god, I'm so excited!

Oh, I got him! (laughs)

Look at him, oh, he's so cute!

- Look at him, like a loud meow.

(meows)

People are gonna think this is really cute.

I don't find this cute.

- Look at his little lion screech!

That's cute.

- I'm roaming the Pride Lands.

Hopefully I'll see my dad.

Hopefully he's not dead.

- Oh, he doesn't care!

- Oh, that was stupid.

What do you do, jump on a porcupine,

or throw an animal on a porcupine?

- Ooh, can I eat this bug?

Oh! (laughs)

What the (bleep)?!

A (bleep) grenade, that's not fair.

I know, porcupine's a dick.

So I know this guy self-destructs.

I'm not (bleep) with him, not today!

I'm a young but wiser Simba now.

- (sighs) I'm so stressed out.

- (shouts) I did it!

Man, I really broke a sweat.

- That was it, that was it?

I jump on him twice and he salutes and he dies?

- Oh my god, look how sad Rafiki looks.

That's how I feel right now.

- It was very nostalgic to play these games.

I always wanted to.

- I feel like I've been bamboozled here.

These games were unnecessarily hard.

For a brief, fleeting moment, I was like,

oh, look at that, I'm Mowgli, I'm Aladdin.

Oh, I'm freakin' Simba, that's like, dope.

Although this feels like I'm in a cool little environment

that I'm familiar with and I'm playing with friends,

I'm actually in somebody else's little nightmare.

(jazzy music)

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University Bans Words Spelled With "Man" In Exchange For Gender-Neutral Phrases - Duration: 6:48.

University Bans Words Spelled With �Man� In Exchange For Gender-Neutral Phrases

BY RAVEN

A university in England, the Cardiff Metropolitan University, has banned 34 phrases, as they

want to embrace cultural diversity.

The university said that they do not want their students with cultural backgrounds to

affect other students that are on the campus.

The University Police Also Banned the Words �Homosexual� and �Heterosexual�

This means that any words that include the word �Man� in them are banned from use

in the university.

Words that have been banned include �sportsmanship, mankind, and spokesman.� The policy has

advocated against additional words, and these include �homosexual� and �heterosexual.�

It is said that words such as these are laden with values that come from a previous time.

The code of practices of the university said that �same-sex� and �other-sex� relationships

were a much better option to use.

The university went on to say no one likes to be put together under one group and they

try to avoid any terms considered to be generalized.

This includes �the disabled� or �the blind.� Saying �disabled people� instead

of �the disabled� is a much better way of phrasing it said the university as the

latter leads to putting emphasis that people are disabled by a society that does not accommodate

them.

The university did say that people should not suffer too much anxiety about using language.

They pointed out that blind people often use terms such as �see you later� despite

the fact they cannot see.

They also said that people should not be over cautious about making conversation hard for

both parties.

Students Who Do Not Follow the Rules Face Disciplinary Action

The university said that if students or staff members fail to follow the rules and they

say any of the phrases that are banned it might lead to them facing disciplinary action.

As to what that action might entail is anyone�s guess.

However, the policy was said to be insulting regarding free speech.

Lecturer Says the University Should Not Dictate Dr. Joanna Williams, the lecturer at the University

of Kent, said that the idea that in a university people are dictated to in such way is an insult

to academics and students, who should be able to deal with those words.

She went on to say the ban on certain words was not needed and that those words have evolved

over long periods and do not have any sexist association.

A spokesperson from the Cardiff Metropolitan University said the university was committed

to the principle of academic freedom inside the law.

The university also committed to offering an environment where every person is valued

along with being treated with respect and dignity.

The two commitments are said to be the cornerstones of academic life within the University.

The Code of Practice on Using Inclusive Language has set out an approach that is broad to the

promotion of equality and fairness by bringing up awareness of the possible effects of vocabulary

that might be called discriminatory.

The university said that in particular, it includes suggestions that support gender equality

and these are consistent with guidance from the British Sociological Association and their

information about Equality and Diversity.

The terms and word below are all words that are said to be on the Cardiff Metropolitan

University�s banned list, along with the alternatives that can be used.

Male Cardiff Student Speaks Out

Below are all the terms that Cardiff Metropolitan University is banning and the alternatives

they suggest instead:

�Best man for the job� � Best person for the job

�Businessman/woman� � Businessperson, manager, executive

�Chairman/woman� � Chair, chairperson, convenor, head

�Charwoman, cleaning lady� � Cleaner

�Craftsman/woman� � Craftsperson, craft worker

�Delivery man� � Delivery clerk, courier

�Dear Sirs� � Dear Sir/Madam (or Madam/Sir)

�Fireman� � Fire-fighter

�Forefathers� � Ancestors, forebears

�Foreman/woman� � Supervisor, head juror

�Gentleman�s agreement� � Unwritten agreement, agreement based on trust

�Girls� (for adults) � Women

�Headmaster/mistress� � Head teacher

�Housewife� � Shopper, consumer, homemaker (depends on context)

�Layman� � Lay person

�Man� or �mankind� � Humanity, humankind, human race, people

�Man� (verb) eg man the desk � Operate, staff, work at

�Man in the street�, �common man� � Average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

� but is there such a person?

�Man-hour� � Work-hour, labor time

�Man-made� � Artificial, manufactured, synthetic

�Manpower� � Human resources, labor force, staff, personnel, workers, workforce

�Miss/Mrs� � Ms unless a specific preference has been stated � though its common not

to use titles at all these days

�Policeman/woman� � Police Officer

�Right-hand man� � Chief � Sales � Spokesperson, � Fairness, good humor, sense of fair play

�Steward/ess� � Airline staff, flight attendant, cabin crew

�Tax man� � Tax officer/inspector

�Waitress� � Waiter, server

�Woman doctor� (or feminine forms of nouns eg actress, poetess) � Doctor (actor, poet

etc)

�Working man�, �working mother/wife� � � Worker/operative/trades person

�Workmanlike� � read up on the university that offered counseling to students offended

by others� Halloween costumes, before finding out about the public university that is offering

a �stop white people� course.

A Similar Case In The US

For more infomation >> University Bans Words Spelled With "Man" In Exchange For Gender-Neutral Phrases - Duration: 6:48.

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Eddsworld Poop - Fanta Paws | SE 1 EP 4 - Duration: 6:08.

(THX Theme)

(MLG Version Santa Claws is Coming to Town Sung By Mouth)

Edd: TOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Tom: Killing normal people on Christmas, 'something wrong with that?

Edd: I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL SANTA!

Tom: Haha! Oh you got me, Edd.

Edd: SANTA IS GONNA SUE YOU, YOU KNOW?! RIGHT?!

Tom: No he can't! He's just Santa...

Heheh.

...eh ha!

Get inside!

Edd: WHAT?!

Tom: NOW!

-an anime fight battle on roof-

(translate it in comments if you do)

Edd: THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Tom: Uhh, you don't wanna know.

Zanta: 👌IML, FANTA IS A GREAT DRINK, JUST CLAW THAT FANTA AND IT WILL TASTE REALLY GREAT, AND IT WILL POP SO BAD, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH👌

(Kissmas Music Sung By Mouth)

Tom: Hey look, the little paws stopped over there!

Hey, I just stated the obivous.

Ooh look a chair!

(the chair is secretly saying "what the bitch, man?")

Edd: CHAIRS ARE EASY TO USE FOR SUING, YOU KNOW?! BUT LET'S "CHAKE" A LOOK! (pun intended)

*thump*

Girl: Santa?!

Zanta: 'Eyy look, fangirls of Santa! You must be surprised to see me! But you won't be surprised when I do THIS!

Girl: My sister! ;-;

(omg tomee bear did a fart)

Girl: *inaudible but speechless*

Tord: 'Looks like he's only eating the naughty children.

Edd: WE CAN SUE HIM! RIGHT?! Right?!

Zanta: Don't you realize I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE?!

Tom: What?

Edd: WOW, YOU HAVE THOSE little paws! You like Fanta?

Zanta: Oh yes I do! But on the naughty list...

YOU ARE A MURDERER!

Matt: What?! No I'm not!

Zanta: YOU STEPPED ON A MEME!

Fidget Spinner (bug): I'M JUST A FIDGET SPINNER!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?! AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHH! SPIN.

Zanta: You participated in a game using arrows!

meme arrows.

You ate this pie!

Tom: What flavor is it...?

Zanta: Pie flavor.

Tom: WHAT?! (he likes pie flavor)

Zanta: You know that.

Tom: No I don't know that. Look, you're holding it right in your...

oh. Oh, you're good.

Zanta: You didn't thank your milkman for giving you fresh memes! (they're dead memes lol)

Milkman: WHY YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THIS MEMES I GOT FOR A VERY LONG TIME?! WHYYYY?!

(Quiet Joy Music Sung By Mouth)

Zanta: HO, HO, PAW--

(Coca-Cola's Holidays Are Coming but it's my version sung by mouth)

Matt: What--? Umm...

-matt screaming-

Edd: Once again, coke saves the day.

Coke: Well, I love you too Edd!

Hey!

Na-- no--

Oh good for you, you're not suing!

AH-- AH, AH! AHHHHH!

Tord: That was a close one back there.

(oh no he's back)

Zanta: I caught you now!

I thight 'di--

I got my paws.

(Dramatic Music Sung By Mouth)

Tom: WHERE'S SANTA AT?!

'Sant--

Whereishe--

Ha!

Oof, broccoli!

Santa: Hey I'm here now--

*cough that came out of nowhere*

Background (basically me): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You earned these rappa rappa rappa kids! (so rap-ish)

Earn these *laughing*

Edd: ARE YOU A RAPPER?!

(edd what have you done)

Santa: No-owowowowowohahahahahaha.

Tom: *gasp* Smirnoff, sweet!

Diet smirnoff?!

I'll show you how to mess with this until I kill no--

(Sam, Andy & Matt - Jingle Bells plays)

(well there goes my season one finale of this poop)

For more infomation >> Eddsworld Poop - Fanta Paws | SE 1 EP 4 - Duration: 6:08.

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How A Greek Girl Learned The Russian Language In 1.5 Year - Duration: 10:35.

Hello friends! This is Max and today you will know how to learn Russian

in a year and a half! Yes, we will now travel to Greece,

where a girl named Joanna will tell us how she learned Russian!

Hello! how are you? I hope that you are okay!

I'm very good, because, finally, for me it's time to answer some questions

asked by Max. Now I'm sitting in Camara

This is the most popular meeting place for students.

They meet here to walk around the city.

And ... yes, let's start with the questions.

Honestly, I do not know ... just ...

I wanted to do something new at that time I had been studying at the university for 1 year and

I did not like it that much, so I wanted to do something new, besides university

and ... since I heard that the Russian language is very difficult

and if you want to work in a hotel in Greece and on the islands

then this would be a good qualification. So I think

that I began to learn Russian ... in general,

because it is difficult and because of the work.

In the beginning ... It is... a year and a half,

but, as I see it personally - almost 6 months. Why am I saying this?

Because something has changed ... In my life. I met a man from Poland

who ... he spoke with me in Greek.

And at that moment I found out what it means, really, to study a language.

He always watched the video in Greek, he ...

He read the texts in Greek and now he speaks better than I do.

And at that moment I wanted to study seriously the Russian language.

for six months now, I think it's ... going well

I speak English, German and, of course, Greek. But ... I forgot almost everything in German,

and I hope that next year I will go

to Germany for the students exchange at the university and

I hope to improve this language there.

and now I'm walking around another part of the city

a bit ... different than the city center

this is a bus

A toilet

Unfortunately no. But I really want to go there to visit Russia, St. Petersburg, in general,

city ​​of the golden ring and talk to Russian people, of course, it would be,

just a dream.

I attend Russian language courses, but this, of course, is dissatisfied (not enough), because ...

you need to constantly learn and the language it is better to study ... and ... of course I can say

that I study the same thing, because I watch videos, I read texts

Yes, of course, this is a complicated language. Pronunciation, grammar, words, but you always need to think before speaking.

to tell. It just happens ..

The hardest thing for me .. I think that is... the words. Because I can not remember all these words ...

The secret ... As I said ... what helped me a lot is

to do something in Russian each day.

this can be a video, some text on the Internet, for example,

site wikihow. it is a site that teaches us how to do everything and ...

you can look at TED TALKS in Russian, Max's Vlog, Sonia Esman ...

Even pictures with Russian sentences

For example, "Hello", "Good morning"...

Oh sure! The more you look at something in Russian, the better you learn it.

You can follow the Instagram of Russian people, TV shows

Every day, you do something in Russian.

to better study, of course, it is better to go to Russia because there ...

you need to constantly speak Russian you have no other choice.

I did not know anything about Russia. Just that the language is very difficult, very complex,

has a bit funny accent. And that many Russian people come to Greece.

In general, when I started, I

agreed that the language is very difficult and complicated. I know a little about ...

About ... the Soviet Union and some Russian writers

but ... in general, I just like this complexity, this language, this pronunciation.

I just like the people I I look in youtube

do what you like! do not worry about anything,

just smile and everything will be fine!

Bears ... They probably do! But I need to check this out!

Therefore, I will go to Russia and immediately I will answer you. I want to say a huge thanks!

I am very glad that I answered all these questions! Simply, they are great! And I hope that

it was very interesting!

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