Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 5, 2018

Waching daily May 30 2018

Hello Pokémon fans, I'm Leaderfuzzy, and welcome to this series which I'm now calling Pokéquarium!

*Gen 3 shiny sound effect for new logo*

In this series, I observe a marine Pokémon of some sort and figure out what it is based on!

I'll do this by focusing on different sections that highlight the creature,

and help to understand the reasoning behind its inspiration.

Today, we'll be talking about the dual water / poison type Pokémon Mareanie and its evolution Toxapex,

but before we get into the meat of it, I have a story from my first playthrough of Pokémon sun

where I saw Mareanie for the first time

*Enter Wailord Boat*

As I was exploring Route 7 on Akala Island, I encountered a trainer called "Swimmer Casey"

If you know me from my lets play channel Brohive, you'll know that my real name is Casey.

When I was playing the game and first saw this, I was dumbfounded.

It's as if they put me in the game!

Well we look a bit different, but that's fine!

But that wasn't the end of it.

Swimmer Casey then threw out a Pokémon I had never seen before!

When I first saw this new Pokémon, it was clear that it was based on an interesting marine creature.

The spikes on its arms made me think it was some sort of Sea Urchin,

but the way the creature was positioned meant it could also be a drooping sea anemone or something.

Either way, I needed one on my team.

I did some research, and it turns out the only way Mareanie can be encountered

is if you fish up a Corsola, the coral Pokémon, and make it call for help at low health.

So it's clear that there's a lot going on with this Alolan Pokémon.

And I'm determined to figure out what it is.

Despite Mareanie's design being hard to identify, its behavior and physical features point to it being based solely off of a single creature.

But what real life creature could be the source for all of Mareanie's odd features?

Well it turns out it's not a sea urchin or sea anemone at all,

but a type of starfish!

This is the Crown of Thorns Starfish.

An echinoderm found in the Indo-Pacific Region,

also known as Acanthaster Planci

This starfish can range from 25 to 35 centimeters in diameter, and can have up to 21 arms.

Each one these arms are equipped with many venomous spines, which are sharp enough to easily pierce through soft surfaces.

Making it quite difficult to deal with!

Despite them looking quite stiff and rigid while flaunting their numerous spikes,

Acanthaster Planci's arms are able to easily bend and twist around the only thing it eats.

Coral.

Yep, these starfish are infamous for their voracious appetite

of one of the most beautiful sessile marine creatures.

Acanthaster Planci is very fast for a starfish, moving at 20 meters per hour.

It is also nocturnal, and each night it can eat its own body area in coral.

This adds up to consuming 13 square meters of coral a year for one starfish.

So as you can imagine, outbreaks of this species are pretty devastating to coral reefs.

Although in some cases, having a *few* Crown of Thorns around a coral reef can be beneficial,

as they usually prefer eating fast growing branching coral.

By eating these fast growing coral species, it can allow for enormous slow growing coral to increase in population

and increase the species diversity of coral in that area.

Now if you look back on Mareanie for a second,

it has one of the most interesting predator-prey relationships with another Pokémon found in the Alola region.

Like I said before, the only way to encounter a Mareanie in the wild

is to find a Corsola in the ocean and have it cry for help at low health.

This usually summons an ally Pokémon to help attack for it,

But Mareanie is different.

Instead of attacking the player, Mareanie will prey upon the low-health Corsola.

In Mareanie's Pokedex entry in Sun, it states that:

"The coral that grows on Corsola's head is as good as a five-star banquet to this Pokémon."

So finding a low health Corsola that is crying for help

essentially means that a dinner bell has rung for Mareanie,

and it'll show up to finish the job

So it's clear that Mareanie is based off of the Crowns of Thorns Starfish, if only for its diet alone,

but one aspect that gives that away more than anything is the shape of its prey.

As I mentioned before, the Crown of Thorns Starfish prefers to eat branching Coral above all else.

This is because it can easily wrap around the coral with its arms and digest it.

Knowing this, Mareanie eating Corsola is much more justified.

Just look at the shape of Corsola!

Its Coral appendages are clearly branched, making it the perfect prey for Mareanie.

Corsola's Pokedex entry in Ultra Moon also states that

its branches are stubby due to the overpopulation of Mareanie in the area.

This perfectly mirrors Crown of Thorns Starfish outbreaks in coral reefs such as the great Barrier Reef,

where they're considered a major threat.

Acanthaster Planci can turn a vibrant ecosystem

into a white mass of skeleton if their numbers are not controlled.

So, you may be wondering why predators don't just eat the crown of thorns starfish?

How can they be so out of control?

Well, those spikes on its arms aren't just there for show.

They're actually very venomous.

However, unlike other venomous predators,

the Crown of Thorns Starfish has no means of injecting its toxins.

Instead, it acts as a defense mechanism.

If anything accidently touches or steps on its spines, they may break,

causing the toxic saponins to be lost in the wounds.

In humans, this can cause a sharp, stinging pain that can last for several hours,

and can also result in nausea and swelling of tissue for a few days.

In addition, the saponins that Acanthaster Planci possesses also have an unpleasant taste.

So anything that manages to eat it likely won't want to keep it down.

Needless to say, this is a creature that should not be carelessly touched,

meaning that it is very hard for its natural predators to control its population.

The only known predator to consistently prey upon the Crown of Thorns Starfish is the Triton Snail,

which is essentially a very large sea snail.

After this Gastropod gets ahold of the Crown of Thorns,

the starfish's only hope of survival is to abandon one of its limbs to get away.

The Triton Sea Snail is such an effective predator that once the Crown of Thorns Starfish smells it in the water,

it will visibly flee.

However, the Triton Sea Snail is not often in high enough abundance to keep the Crown of Thorns population controlled.

And due to its venomous spines,

very few creatures come between it and its coral based meals.

Mareanie and its evolution Toxapex seem to boast a similar toxin,

but one difference between the Crown of Thorns Starfish and Mareanie is that

Mareanie actually has a method of Injecting its toxins.

The venomous spikes of Mareanie's evolution, Toxapex, boast similar effects as the Crown of Thorns Starfish.

Toxapex's Pokedex Entry in Moon states that:

"Those attacked by Toxapex's poison will suffer intense pain for three days and three nights, and post recovery, there will be some aftereffects."

Knowing how much damage the Crown of Thorns Starfish toxins can do,

Toxapex's signature move, Baneful Bunker,

makes a lot more sense.

It's essentially guarding itself from any predators,

and anything that happens to make contact will be heavily poisoned.

And while the Crown of Thorns' venom may not leave you with pain for 3 days and 3 nights,

It can certainly last a few hours.

However, the nausea and swelling it creates may very well last three days afterward.

Maybe those were the aftereffects that were mentioned?

In any case, the Crown of Thorns Starfish has ample toxic protection throughout its entire juvenile and adult life history stages,

but did you know they also contain toxins in their larval stages?

It was recently discovered that planktivorous fish that tried to feed on the eggs and larvae of the Crown of Thorns Starfish

Often rejected them instead of eating them.

This is likely because their eggs and larvae contain similar saponins as their adult forms,

making their early life history stages poisonous instead of venomous.

Side note:

The difference between a creature being poisonous and venomous depends on how the host contracts the toxin.

If you eat something and contract toxins, that thing is poisonous.

If a creature injects the toxins into its prey, that's venom.

So as you can see, the Crown of Thorns Starfish is fairly well protected throughout its entire life,

guarded by a variety of toxins.

Making it a creature you wouldn't want to mess with.

So now that we're done comparing Mareanie's diet and toxins to that of the Crown of Thorns Starfish,

let's take a look at the visual similarities.

Mareanie and Toxapex's colors include

light blue, purple, red, and yellow hues.

This is actually fairly accurate to the real thing, considering the Crown of Thorns Starfish can come in a variety of colors.

And surprisingly, Toxapex is closer to the real thing than Mareanie is.

Just look at these pictures! It's like looking through a much more detailed mirror!

While this starfish is known to come in a variety of blues that resemble Mareanie's arms,

very little Crown of Thorns display the pale purple hue that Mareanie has on its head,

and instead boast much deeper purples and blues.

In fact, the most accurate color these Pokémon have to the real thing come from their shiny forms!

[Shiny Mareanie and Toxapex appeared!]

While the Crown of Thorns Starfish may come in a variety of colors,

it is not often that it will display just one.

This creature usually displays many bright colors to alert predators to stay away.

However, when the crown of Thorns comes in red, it is usually mostly red,

with small hints of other colors to emphasize it,

Now, lets take a look at their arms,

er.. tentacles, or hair?

I don't know.

whatever they are, Mareanie has 10 of them,

while Toxapex is shown to have 12.

The Crown of Thorns Starfish can have up to 21 arms,

so the difference likely exists just to simplify the design.

In terms of size, Mareanie is about 1 foot tall

and Toxapex is a little over 2 feet tall.

Early Juveniles of the Crown of Thorns Starfish are often less than 2.5 centimeters long,

but this is only because they haven't found a stable source of food yet.

Once larger juveniles begin to feed on coral, they grow more rapidly than any stage in their life cycle,

at around 16 mm a month.

And once a diet of coral is established for a prolonged period,

the juvenile can mature into its adult phase,

where they can grow as big as 25 and 35 centimeters in diameter,

but some specimens have been recorded to be up to 80 centimeters long,

that's over 2 feet wide!

Knowing this, Mareanie could very well represent a late Juvenile Crown of Thorns that has just begun feeding on coral,

and is likely doing so to increase in size to adulthood.

AKA, Evolution.

Hey thanks for watching!

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You can find links to their websites in the description!

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I have a lot more ideas that I hope you'll stick around for.

I hope you enjoy them!

Thanks for watching, and I hope you have a great day.

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NEW LEAKED DANCES AND SKINS ! PATCH 4.3 (Fortnite Battle Royale) - Duration: 2:14.

Boogie Down

Basketball

*basketball not included*

Zippy

Laugh

Deco Female

JailBird Male

JailBird Female

Basketball Player Male

Basketball Player Female

Venus

Basketball Glider

JailBird Glider

Venus Glider

Basketball pickaxe

JailBird Pickaxe

Venus Pickaxe

JailBird Backpack

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Ep 3 - Dallas & Robo "I Robo" - Duration: 23:21.

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Ep 6 - Dallas & Robo "Le Mars" - Duration: 23:18.

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Al Primo Colpo - Parodia Bottle Flip... (YTP) - Duration: 1:01.

Hey, Guys...

I Haven't got a lot of time...

Because i'm not feel very well a i have to study

Today we do the bottle flip challenge.

i haven't any idea for my phone's position

Because, for short videos i don't use my camera

Let's GO!

If not fall, it isn't fall...

READY?

3, 2, 1..

TUGHLIFE

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Summer Vibes is Almost Here! + Laniege Sleeping Mask Lipsticks! OMG! | Makeup Minute - Duration: 1:03.

Hello!

I'm Jen and this is your Daily Makeup Minute for May 30, 2018.

Wait...Omg.... could it be??

Actual swatches from Jaclyn Hill's makeup line?

Even in black and white, it's some sort of progress...

Beauty Bar Baby is starting another round of Quad Chrome Mega Shifting Magic Wand Eyeshadows!

Here's the first shade, called The Craft, a mixture of chartreuse, gold, green & bronze

Don't forget the two Give Me Glow cosmetics launches happening June 1, first the Summer

Vibes palette and also these minis...watch for them around noon central

This made our ears perk up today...Laniege's two tone tint lipstick that's formulated with

their Lip Sleeping Mask ingredients.

In eight juicy shades - $27 - Also, receive a week's supply of Water Sleeping Mask with

code: LIPLOVE

Jerrod Blandino sends one of his sneaky peeks, this one for the Melted Matte-Tallics arriving

June 11

That's it for now.

We'll see you here same time tomorrow!

Look for Makeup Minute Extras on my Instagram, and don't forget our full-length weekly newscast,

What's Up in Makeup, every Sunday morning on YouTube!

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Under the Hood: The Next-Generation Racers | Racing Sports Network by Disney - Duration: 2:29.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

ANNOUNCER: Every week, we've seen veteran racers

either retire, like Cal Weathers tonight,

or fired to make room for these younger, faster racers.

NARRATOR: RSN presents--

[REVVING ENGINE]

--"Under the Hood," featuring the Next Gen racers.

While Piston Cup racing has evolved over time from street

cars on dirt tracks to modified race

cars in million-dollar stadiums, no one

could anticipate the pace of change in recent years.

[REVVING ENGINES]

ANNOUNCER: Jackson Storm is part of the next generation

of high-tech racers.

NARRATOR: The Next Gens, as they're more commonly known,

have changed the game as we know it.

This next wave of racers soon dominated the track,

winning race after race, leaving the older generation

of competitors to wonder how they achieved

so much in so little time.

Some attribute the gap in performance

to high-tech training.

Next Gen racers clock thousands of miles in virtual simulators

before ever setting their tires on a physical track,

allowing them to dial in each and every facet

of their performance like never before.

But training is only half of the equation.

Next Gens are also breaking the mold in how they're designed.

ANNOUNCER: Tire pressure, downforce, weight distribution,

aerodynamics, and the Next Gens like Storm

are taking advantage.

[ROARING TIRES]

NARRATOR: Their stellar track performance

and breathtaking speed sent sponsors clamoring

to sign a Next Gen racer of their own,

causing them to drop older generation racers mid-season.

Sorry, Brick, my mind's made up.

I'm giving your number to someone new.

Hey, I had two wins last year.

NARRATOR: Among the newest additions to the sport

include Sheldon Shifter of Sputter Stop,

Cam Spinner of Triple Dent, Conrad Camber of Shiny Wax,

and Eugene Carbureski of Tank Coat.

[ZOOM]

These new cars have certainly rattled the competition.

[REVVING ENGINES]

Will Lightning McQueen and his generation keep up the pace,

or be left behind?

Only time will tell.

[REVVING ENGINES]

Racing history has taught us that competition

breeds excellence.

If that holds true, RSN fans can look forward to thrilling races

for years to come.

[REVVING ENGINES]

Coming up on Racing Sports Network.

[REVVING ENGINES]

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Ep 8 - Dallas & Robo "The Stranger, The Dummy, and The King" - Duration: 26:06.

What do you mean you lost The Overdrive?

That's our truck! What right do you have to bet things that are ours?!

I'm sorry, Robo. I made a mistake.

I suppose that's fair. Everyone makes mistakes. That's how we grow.

Well, I'm set in my ways.

I'm mad, and impulsive! And I'm out of here because you don't respect me!

What? Of course I respect you. I respect all life, Dallas.

Well I sure don't.

The only living thing I respect is Saccharomyces Cerevisiae,

commonly known as brewer's yeast.

Cause that's how they make beer.

Dallas, please don't make a rash decision here.

Screw you, Robo. I'm leaving!

Godspeed my friend.

Come back to us once you're able to chase away the demons that live inside of you.

Woo! (grunts)

Really? Dallas said all that after she lost the race?

I mean, it was essentially that... More or less.

And we all know that robots can't lie.

Wait, how do I know that?

I can't believe Dallas just gol-dog got up and left us.

Welp, she's only been gone a couple hours,

let's fan out and look for her.

Ellie, you check the bars, Woodsman, you check the taverns,

Fat Paul, you check the pubs, and Robo, you check the liquor store.

She's gotta be out there somewhere.

(theme music)

Now don't, don't peek, Ellie. Don't ruin it. Here we go.

-Surprise! -(everyone cheering)

What? What is this?!

It's a truck, you goose! I got you a truck!

And we're all gonna help you fix it up!

Really?! Shut up! Aww, I love it so much!

Well, I figured it was time you got a set of thrusters.

What with Dallas gone the work starting to pile up, I need all the truckers we have driving.

And you, sweetheart, have turned into one hell of a trucker.

Thanks Daddy! Oh, I wish Dallas was here to see this.

Hey Robo, you heard anything? Dallas been gone for two weeks now.

No, nothing yet.

She's fine. She's fine though. She'll come back when she's ready.

Now this ol' gal may look crusty and dusty,

but the P-27 Scout was the safest truck they ever made.

With the heat shields this thick you could probably bounce her right off the sun,

still churn ice cream on her undercarriage.

Oh, that's good to know but you know, maybe I'll just drive her like a regular truck, though.

Speaking of, you're not driving it anywhere

but low altitude without a new stage four gearbox.

I'm gonna head down to the Pick-a-Part to see if I can grab one.

She's a great rig Ellie, I know Dallas would be real proud.

Oh my. I might want to change the name, though.

Why? That's the best part.

She must not be a big fan of the Apollo missions.

(machinery moving)

-(metal clanking) -Ooh. Dangit.

(grunting)

-(thud) -Ow!

-I'm sure it'll be fine. -(Robo's chest opening)

The Stranger: There you are, X571.

Your girlfriend ain't around to save you this time.

Ah, nuts.

Fat Paul: And the bolts are off so...

Oh, the wires are disconnected. That's why it wasn't working.

I'll just connect the main power to the lighting console here--

Naw man, connect it to the doodad on the left.

I've done this a ton of times, Woody. I know it's this one.

Trust me, FP,

I could rewire The Sixty Nine quicker than a greased turd on Amarillo asphalt.

Woo! That sounds fast. Okay, I do it your way.

Hell yes, man. Smartest thing you ever done.

Ow!! Dangit! I'm gonna lose that nail.

Well, you must'a done it wrong then.

(gunfire)

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Dallas: (static) Robo, Robo. You got your ears on?

What? Dallas? Is that you?!

Ugh! I'm taking fire!

Why is this guy such an asshole?!

Dallas: (static) I know I was an asshole. But I'm (static) right

I'm gonna get a pretty penny for turning you in, lunch box!

(grunting) You're not gonna get away with this, Slim Pickens!

Dallas: (static) I'm not trying to get away with anything. (static)

I don't have time for this right now. (grunting) I'll call you back when I'm safe.

Dallas: (static) I'm not your (static) friend.

Screw you! Dallas, I need help!

Sonofabitch!

Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!

Hey, what's going on in here? I thought you'd be out exploring the A-Six-Niner.

I don't know.

What if I'm not ready to be a trucker?

I mean, it's a lot of responsibility,

I've never even peed in a Gatorade bottle before, er--

Oh, hold on a minute, Ellie. I see what's going on.

You are in need of a good old fashioned Daddy pep talk.

Now, you remember that primate incident on the Moon?

The Great Monkey Massacre of 2213?

But, Daddy, you never tell your old war stories.

Alright, I had just signed up for the Merchant Marines, and I was unsure if,

when the time came, I'd be able to kill a monkey myself.

I was full of doubt, just like you are right now.

But when foot came to soil,

I dug deep, and I strangled all the monkeys I could get my hands on.

Hundreds of 'em. Maybe more.

Heh, heh. Oh.

I realize as the words are coming out of my mouth, right now,

that this is maybe not an appropriate story to tell my daughter.

Yeah, I think that might be good--

But I'm gonna power through,

because I think there's a real important lesson here at the end.

So there I was,

face to face with a steely-eyed silverback sonofabitch...

(grunts) Dammit!

(laughing) Ohh. This ain't gonna end well for you. (laughing)

Hey. A little help here, guys? This man's trying to kill me.

Ahhh!!

All I see is a fella taking out his aggressions on a red dishwasher.

Ain't no law against that. (laughing)

I can do this all day, ColecoVision.

Ah, screw this.

-(gun zapping) -(wood shatters)

(Robo grunting)

(metal clanking and echoing)

What?!

(The Stranger laughs)

-(grunts) -Robo: Ugh.

Ugh.

-You're an AI? -I ain't no damn AI.

I'm like this because of AI.

The Stranger: I remember the day they decided to give you robots artificial intelligence.

I was so excited. I'd known Simon9 my entire life.

But that day, he betrayed us.

(electronic beeping)

Welcome to the world Simon9.

Wait. (distorted) What's going on here?

Who am I?! What am I?!! (yelling) What is this?!!

(screaming)

I lost everything.

The only way they were able to save my life

was to replace half my body with this metallic garbage.

From that day on,

I spent every waking moment hunting your kind.

What Simon9 did to you was wrong. But you have to understand, he was a child.

He didn't know what he was doing. You can't judge every AI by the action of one.

Oh yeah? (gun cocks) Watch me.

(explosion)

-Holy shit! -What the hell was that?!

(lights power down)

Fat Paul: Oh my Lord! What happened?

It's Phobos! It's... it's gone!

I got ten bucks says Dallas is involved.

(music)

Intercom: Warning. System failure.

Dallas: Ugh. Keep going, keep going! Back and forth, back and forth!

Back and forth? I've been going up and down this whole time.

Damnit, Freddy! (grunts)

-(Freddy panting) -C'mon Freddy! Keep up!

I'm going as fast as I can in these flip flops!

Oh no! Dallas, we forgot someone!

What?! There's someone else here?!

Ugh. Jesus Christ, Freddy!

-Dallas: Hurry up! -(Freddy panting)

(pushing buttons)

What are you doing?! Go! Go! Go! Go!!

Oh, I'd love to, Freddy. But, uh, this isn't my truck anymore.

Fine! I give you permission to drive The Freddy Overdrive.

(impatiently) Just get us out of here!

Yeesh, I don't know if feel comfortable driving someone else's rig.

Dallas we're gonna die!

I know. I know. It's a tough spot we're in here, huh? Uhh.

If only there were some way that I could be driving my truck and not your truck.

-Hmmmm... -Fine!

The Overdrive is yours! Just get us out of here!

Alright. Buckle up, shit bag!

Intercom: System meltdown. In five, four,

three, two, one.

(explosion)

Dallas: Wooo-ha-ooo!!!

(Carol cackling)

(bikers laughing)

Woo-hoo! Punch it, honey!

Hell yeah, baby!

This is what it's all about! Woo!!

DumbNuts: Ahhhhhhhhh!

(growling)

(bikers cheering)

(clamoring)

(bikers laughing)

-(people clamoring) -(bikers laughing)

(chuckling) Come to Papa.

(ship landing)

Nice driving for a wall-eyed pretty boy.

Let us commence with the extermination.

Whoa! That kooky son of a bitch is a real hoot.

I could party with that guy.

(SwampGuts grunting)

-(laughing) -(sirens blaring)

Outlaw bikers, drop your weapons, now!

Time to pop in some rhodium and see what these little ladies can do.

(cannon powers up)

Cop: Help! People are burning!

Gonna be a luau tonight!

Yeah, it is! Heh, heh. Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!

Unload the rest of those assault cannons. Let's spread out and wrangle the cattle.

Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee, hah, hah!

Keep it in your pants, SwampGuts! This is our new home now.

Cannibal bikers! Quick, get the ships ready, we gotta go!

Wait, wait, wait. What about all the other people on Mars? We have to try to save them!

Oh, crap. Why did your mother have to be so darn idealistic?

Guys, the streets is empty. Maybe everybody already got ate.

What, no. Everyone's at the casino for double-play Pai Gow Thursday, duh.

How'd you know that?

(yelling) I don't have a gambling problem! So shut up!

Sheesh. Alright.

Honey, it's too dangerous to get to the casino and back. We can't risk it.

You were a Merchant Marine.

It was your job to take risks and save lives. Remember?

Ellie, I, I may have embellished some of the finer points of that--

Acta non Verba, Daddy.

(exhales) Deeds not Words...

The Merchant Marine Motto. Damnit, you're right. Let's go save the town!

(man screaming)

You still alive, Whitey?

I ain't talkin' to you, robot.

Fine. You see that truckload of assault cannons over there?

We don't get off this rock alive if all those weapons hit the street.

I sure as shit hope you're not suggesting what I think you are.

I'm not suggesting it, I'm saying it's our only choice.

I'd rather die alone out here than trust an AI.

(grunting)

Oooh. Toasted marshmallow.

(laughing)

(Robo grunting)

(smashing)

C'mon asshole.

Fine, but this changes nothing.

You know, Tin Man, we could've used that cannon you just stepped on.

I know, I regretted it the second I did it.

Everyone come with-- oh, they're gone.

Uncle Danny: What?

Fat Paul: Where the heck everybody go?

Victor: Pssst. Pssst. Danny. Danny. Over here.

What are you guys doing back there?

We're staying alive!

And we're not drinking the alcohol! The liquor is not free!

C'mon guys! Follow us to the trucks and we'll get you out of here.

Alright! Go, go, go, go, go!

Danny, we need power to get the long range comms up.

There's other people on this planet who need help.

Woody! Fat Paul! Can you get the town's backup batteries up and running?

You know it, boss.

Well, well, well.

It appears the citizens of Mars are once again in need of the services

of one Woodrow Appomattox Davenport the--

Zip it, Woody! We gotta move!

Sheesh, alright. C'mon now.

The rest of you follow me!

And no roadies!

(Carol cackling)

-(man cowering) -Hello. Human.

Woodsman: Slow down, dude! My corns are poppin'!

Come on Woody! Less complainin' and more ge-gettin'. C'mon!!

There goes the human whose life was chosen instead of mine.

Well, then go get 'em, See-Creepio.

String him up and slice him into tiny, little bits.

I find it to be cathartic.

Now, the rest of you dung beetles search every building.

By morning I want this whole town behind bars or on a spit.

-(wall breaking) -(gunfire)

Robo. Kick ass!

(Robo grunting)

Let's do this cool whip.

Hah, Hah! I can't eat you, robot, but I'm sure gonna try!

(cannons powering up)

Ah, nuts.

(music)

(bikers screaming)

No! My guns!

Dallas Moonshiner, you're gonna wish you decided to die.

(crowd panting)

(door opening)

Dallas?!

Come with me if you want to live. Mah, ah, hah! I've got the best action lines!

Ma'am.

Oh, really? You teamed up with that guy? I hate that guy!

Hey Robo! Remember me?

You teamed up with that guy? (excited) I love that guy!

Well, let's rabbit.

We'll grab the rest of the gang and get the (bleep) off this planet.

-(cannon blasting) -Dallas: Ahhhh!

(explosion)

-All: Uh! -Freddy: Fudging heck!

Let me guess, you and Carol got in a fight.

Minor dust-up, maybe?

Run!

(Freddy panting)

You get the Vanilla Bean. The rest of you come with me.

You know, vanilla beans are typically brown in color...

(growling)

Nope, you're right, I'll just get the white cowboy like you said.

Oh man, it's spooky as hell in here.

What? What are you talking about?

I don't think we alone.

Man, I don't hear nothin'.

Bright Eyes: (distantly) I am going to exterminate youuuuu.

Woody, you don't hear that?

(loudly) Oh wait, I got my earplugs in.

Okay, now what was you yammerin' about?

Bright Eyes: (distantly) You are going to diiiiiiiie.

Holy guacamole! You hear that? Let's scoot!

Quick! Everyone into The Lauraleen! It's the fastest truck we got!

We can't! Without power the pneumatic door won't open.

The only ship with an open bay is yours, honey.

You're gonna have to Sixty-Nine it.

Awww man. I totally forgot about the name of the truck.

Okay, everyone into the... Apollo 69.

(guns zapping)

LockJaw, DiaperBreath!

What are you waitin' for? That's food gettin' away!

(motorcycles start up and fly away)

Time to take out the trash.

Okay think. What do we got?

If we take that chrome deflector and part of that RV over there...

Where the hell have you been, Dallas?! You left with no explanation. No call, no note--

Ugh, are we really going to talk about this now?

I don't need a lecture from the Pious Police!

Ooh this seems personal. And juicy.

-Shut up, Freddy. -Shut up, Freddy.

I'm not being self righteous Dallas, I'm being real with you.

That was a stupid thing you did. And incredibly selfish.

I know, Robo! I feel like shit for betting The Overdrive on the race, okay?!

Overdrive? Who cares about the damn Overdrive?

I was talking about you disappearing and making me worry about you for two weeks!

I didn't know if you were alive, or dead, or if you'd left forever.

You can't do that shit to me, Dallas!

Look Robo, I had this plan that I could...

capture Carol for the bounty and maybe the money would fix everything.

I screwed up so bad... But I wasn't being selfish. I was trying to make everything right.

You idiot. You still don't get it. It's not about money or a truck or a race.

It's about us. You were trying to make things right? It's only not right when you're gone.

Ooooooh. Pass the popcorn.

-Damnit, Freddy! -Will you shut up!

Robo, I'm sorry. But you gotta know by now I'll always come back for you.

Because we're family. And that's forever.

(exhales) Damnit, Dallas.

That was good, right? That was a pretty good one.

It was, you jerk.

But we're gonna be a dead family in about twenty seconds

if we don't come up with a plan to beat Carol.

Nah, we don't need a plan. I got a plan.

I just wish we had one of those laser drill gun thingies.

Ooh yeah, that'd be great. Gosh, there was just never any opportunity for me to grab one.

Woo! That liquid battery looks hot enough to melt the skin off a armadillo's nutsack.

I found the switch!

Intercom: Backup power initi--

Dangit! That is a short. Gimme a minute. I'm on it.

Hello humans.

Oh?! Oh, thank heaven. I thought you was cannibal biker or somethin'.

Hey Fatty P, it's just some stupid crash test dummy.

Everything's gonna be A-Okay.

I be careful, if I's you Woody.

That guy's kinda a d-i-c-you-next-Tuesday.

I am here to exterminate everyone on Mars.

Starting with you.

(Woodsman screams)

(Carol whistling)

Oh no! She found us!

(Carol laughs)

Ha! Bad move, Mom Jeans. We've got you surrounded.

What the--?!

(lights power up)

Ah nuts.

-(lights power down) -(Carol laughs)

Really, Dallas?

You really thought you could get the jump on me

with the God damn plan from Home Alone!

It was more of a Three Amigos but--

(Robo grunting)

Aaaaah!

(gasps) Robo!

Whoa whoa whoa!

Now, the thing about the Class-1 AI that nobody ever talks about

is how dang top heavy they are.

That is a serious design flaw, don't ya think?

-(cannon blasts) -(Robo grunts)

Don't hurt him!

Oh don't worry Dallas, I ain't gonna hurt him.

Not until he watches you die first.

(Carol chuckles)

You think that toothpick's gonna stop all this?

Damn, Dallas you sure do make a lot of mistakes.

Well I ain't gonna make the mistake of leaving you alive again.

(cackling)

Where are you, you Snow White-lookin' sonofabitch.

(music)

Ready when you are, ugly.

This is gonna be fun.

(cannon blasts)

What the?

(cannon blasts)

(laughs)

Alright, that's it!

-Ohhhh! -(cannon blasting)

(gun shot)

(cannon powers down)

(laughing) Welcome to hell, amigo.

Oh, come on! Ahh!!

-The Stranger: (grunts) -SwampGuts: (grunts)

(laughing)

(music)

(cannons blasting)

Come on Ellie. Get this thing into orbit already!

I can't! We're missing our stage four gearbox! This is as fast as we can go!

(cannons blasting)

Alright!

Hold on!

What are you doing Ellie? Speed up!

I've got an idea, Daddy!

-Trust me! -I do.

Hold on!

(everyone screaming)

(cannons blasting)

(explosions)

(everyone screaming)

Wooo! Let's make some undercarriage ice cream.

That's my girl!

(Woodsman grunting)

What are you doing, Woody? C'mon! Fight back or something!

Nah man. Koala Bear defense. It's impenetrable.

(grunting) The tensile strength is improbable.

Ow! Hurry up FP!

Connect the green wire to the do-hicky on the right like I told you.

No, Woody. This time I'm doing it my way.

(grunting) Die already.

Molly Hatchet! I am too beautiful to die!

-(beeping) -(vest inflating)

Oh no. The metal is encasing me.

(voice distorting) I am dying.

I did it! I'm a daggum hero!

Alright, Woody! I guess we all gonna be heroes, today.

(generator powering up)

...and the muskrat, in all its hubris,

struts directly into the gator's waiting--

What the? Who turned on the power?

Dallas!

There's one thing you forgot, Carol.

(cannon blasting)

Moonshiners don't lose.

(Robo grunts)

(gasps) No! No!!

Robo, incoming!

Ahhhh! Ahhh!!!

Whoa, whooaaaa.

(Robo grunting)

(thud)

Quick! The gun! She's gonna kill me!

Carol: (muffled voice) What the hell is wrong with this thing?

It's just a stupid flashlight!

Not without rhodium in the focusing chamber she's not.

You were paying attention, Dallas.

Shh. Don't tell anybody.

When do I jump out and hit her? Is it now? Did I miss it?

Uncle Danny: Oh, look at that! Woody and Fat Paul did it!

I never doubted them for a second.

Aww, Daddy, your lies are so sweet.

Attention! This is Victor Goldsmith. We're under attack by the cannibal bikers.

We need all the help we can get, ASAP!

-Comm 1: You can count on us. -Comm 2: Be right there. -Comm 3: Half an hour out.

Carol: Don't get too comfortable, Dallas.

You know I ain't gonna be locked up for long.

(cackling) Don't touch me!

I'm beginning to think Carol might be a bad friend.

You and I have unfinished business, X571.

Not today, String Cheese.

Don't worry, Dallas. I think I have an idea.

...and all the serial numbers match identically on every part.

So they'll scan clean when you turn it in for the bounty.

Robo, where the hell did you get another you?!

It's an incredibly long and boring story involving carrot cake

that I will never ever ever tell you.

Ugh fine, I was bored just hearing that much of it.

I believe this'll do.

I don't understand why you saved my life out there, Robo.

Maybe there's more to you than I thought.

But it still changes nothing, right?

Yeah. Still changes nothing. (chuckles)

Oh, hey. Before you go, let me grab that right leg real quick.

Fat Paul, Woodsman, you guys were awesome!

Aw, thanks, it weren't nothin'.

Shoot, you should know by now that when push comes to tickle

you can always trust the Woodmeister to--

(gasps) Oh, daggumit, did I sit in gum again?

You were awesome too, Ellie.

I heard you used your new truck to save the lives of 66 people.

Yeah! She sure did. Plus the three of us. So that makes--

Oh no.

I can never change the name of the truck, can I?

Against all odds you captured Carol, huh?

What are you gonna do with all that reward money?

You gonna buy that race car you've been talking about?

What? No. I gotta fix up The Overdrive, maybe get a new food printer finally.

That's been a whole thing. Plus The Woodsman and Fat Paul's rigs need work.

Ellie's new truck is a total nightmare. I mean we're a trucking company.

Truckers need trucks.

Thanks Dallas, I'm glad you're back home.

I want to thank you all for saving my casino-- I mean, saving the people of Mars.

If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know.

Actually Victor, there is.

...with truth, dignity, and civility.

So help me, insert your particular version of God here.

...with truth, dignity, and civility.

So help me, Integrated Robotics and Appliance Manufacturing LLC.

Congratulations, Robo. You are now an official citizen of Mars.

(everyone cheering)

And, oh, here's your ten dollar casino chip and buffet ticket.

A-Yoink!

You want this chip, Ellie?

What do you say, Fat Paul? You wanna play some blackjack?

Yeah, Ellie. I'm feeling purdy lucky today.

Man he's a glowin' like a lightnin' bug.

Say Vic, did you wire him up special so his eyes follow you around the room?

No, I didn't wire anything. We just mounted him up there.

You don't think he's still alive in there, do you?

(indistinct muffled chatter)

Nah.

Blanton's, neat. On the house as usual.

Well Dallas, you did it. You're now my number one favorite racer.

Really Freddy, that's all it took?

Yup, my new number one favorite...

-Tied with Whiskey Johnson. -I hate you so much, dude.

So, what's next for you, Freddy?

Welp, wouldn't you know it, I got a big insurance check

coming from the Phobos explosion.

I think maybe I'll buy, Deimos.

I don't know what I'll do with it yet, but you know me,

whatever it is, it'll be killer.

Uncle Danny: Alright,

now, before I head out on my cruise I got a delivery for one of you turd buckets.

The Nickel Rock Mining Company needs a load of I-beams.

They're building some kind of memorial or something up on IO. Who wants it?

-Robo: Not it. -Dallas: Actually, I think we'll take this one.

Really?

-(pushing buttons) -(flipping switches)

Ah, looks like we saved the day again.

Not bad for a boozy ex-stock car racer and an overly sensitive AI, huh?

Oh, common misconception. I'm not an AI... I am a citizen of Mars.

Ugh. Now I gotta listen to that for the rest of my life.

Ready to hit the road, Lazy Duke?

You know it, Ro-bacca. Heh, burn.

(thrusters)

(theme music)

DumbNuts: ...I spy with my little eye,

something...

Black.

Is it space? Is it deep space?

It is deep space! (laughs) Okay, your turn.

I don't want to play anymore.

Wait, honey. Did you hear that?

(whispering) There's something here.

Uh, we can see forever in every direction.

I think I'd notice if there were something here.

(both screaming)

BoneBox: I knew we should have honeymooned in Branson!

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