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Waching daily May 29 2018

Quick: what's a scary date for you; one that seems filled with foreboding and bad

luck?

We're guessing a whole lotta people just plumped for something with a 13 in it, or

maybe Halloween.

Well, common sense has got news for them.

Disasters don't happen when we expect them to.

Instead, they have a habit of flying out of the blue, sowing chaos, and then vanishing,

leaving us all standing around wondering what the heck just happened.

And so it is for the deadliest days in American history.

We've gone digging through the history books, and found what appear to be the 10 days with

the highest number of deaths to ever take place on American soil.

While some, such as 9/11, won't surprise you, others you might never have heard of

before.

And guess what?

There's not a single Friday the 13th among them…

(A quick note before we start: we're only counting people killed in a single 24-hour

period, hence some famous Civil War battles are missing.

Got that?

Good.

Let's begin!)

10.

October 8, 1871: The Peshtigo Fire (Death toll: at least 1,200)

In fall 1871, there was probably nowhere in the United States as flammable as the Wisconsin

town of Peshtigo.

The summer had been one of the driest in memory, and Peshtigo was right in the epicenter of

wildfire territory.

Despite this, the buildings were all made of wood, the bridges into the town were made

of wood, and the entire town, plus the roads in, were covered in sawdust.

If you're thinking this sounds like a recipe for disaster, congratulations!

You're even more right than you realize.

On October 7, a huge wildfire broke out not far from the town.

It spread quickly, swallowing the village of Sugar Bush and killing all its residents.

But this turned out to just be the starter before the main course.

Winds whipped the fire until it was 200 feet high and burning at 2,000 degrees F. It was

so hot, it caused trees it touched to explode like bombs.

It was this beast of a fire that blew into Peshtigo shortly after midnight.

The results weren't pretty.

People burned to death in their homes.

Those who jumped into the river were boiled alive.

All told, over 1,200 Wisconsinites were killed.

Yet the nation barely noticed.

The Great Chicago Fire had broken out at the same time, and the papers reported that instead.

9.

April 9, 1865: Sultana Disaster (Death toll: approx.

1,700)

Don't be ashamed if you've never heard of the Sultana Disaster.

Almost no-one has, despite the staggering number of people who were killed.

That's probably due to when it happened.

The Sultana sank just after the end of the Civil War, when the press was busy with other,

more important stuff.

We're guessing the whole "fourscore and seven years ago" thing was cold comfort

to the families of the dead.

The setting was Vicksburg.

Newly released Union POWs were being evacuated up the river on steamers, and the government

was paying big money for each soldier returned.

So steamboat captains were stuffing as many men as possible onto their boats, way beyond

the point remotely marked safe.

The Sultana's captain was even worse.

When his boiler sprung a leak, he patched it up, desperate not to lose his lucrative

commission.

He then stuffed 2,300 people onboard a boat built for under 1,000.

You can see where this is going.

Shortly after midnight, about five hours after it left Vicksburg, the Sultana exploded.

The boilers burst and triggered a massive fire, which killed nearly everyone onboard.

The lesson to any steamboat captains reading this?

Never cut corners.

8.

May 31, 1889: Johnstown Flood (Death toll: 2,209)

Nope, not the far more famous Jonestown Massacre (death toll: 909).

The Johnstown Flood was the much deadlier almost-namesake of the 1978 disaster.

While it wasn't malicious, it was powered by a level of stupidity that's somehow even

more maddening.

Prior to May 31, 1889, Pennsylvania's South Fork Fishing and Hunting Club had been asked

repeatedly to repair their leaky dam.

They didn't.

The night of May 30 was marked by unusually heavy rain.

The next morning, the dam finally gave way.

The result was a roaring, roiling wall of water 60 feet high which swept downstream,

picking up debris, railcars and barbed wire until it was a gigantic wave of terror and

death.

It hit the township of Johnstown at 40 miles an hour and proceeded to cause… well.

Terror and death.

Most of the town was swept away.

When the debris finally crashed to a halt against a railroad bridge they caught fire,

meaning survivors of the initial flood were then swept helplessly into a deadly inferno.

All told, 2,209 died that day.

The Fishing and Hunting Club didn't pay a dime in compensation.

7.

June 27, 1862: Battle of Gaines' Mill (Death toll: 2,377)

Here's a little secret about battlefield casualties: most of them aren't deaths.

When you read about "over 50,000 casualties at the Battle of Gettysburg" it's including

those who were captured, wounded, or went missing alongside the dead.

Typically, only 20% of the casualties in the Civil War were actually killed, which is why

this article ain't just a list of Civil War battles.

The Battle of Gaines' Mill wasn't much different in this respect.

What changed was the sheer number of total casualties.

In less than the time it'd take to rewatch the Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended cuts),

15,000 men were wounded out the war.

2,377 were killed outright.

Part of the Seven Days' Battles, Gaines' Mill was a bruising, 9-hour punch up on the

fringes of the Confederate capital Richmond.

We could go deep into the historical background, but, really, all you need to know is that

it was marked by total incompetence on both sides.

Confederate generals led their men into battle up a steep hill, allowing Union soldiers to

pick them off, while General Cooke on the Union side wasted hundreds of lives in a useless

casualty charge.

Before the sun had set, over 2,300 were dead.

6.

December 7, 1941: The Bombing of Pearl Harbor (Death toll: 2,403)

Of all the sucker punches ever delivered against the USA, perhaps none stung so bad as the

attack on Pearl Harbor.

At 8 a.m.

Sunday morning, hundreds of Japanese bombers appeared out the blue skies over Hawaii and

did what bombers do.

They destroyed US Navy ships, blew up US planes, crippled the South Pacific fleet, and did

so while only sustaining minimal casualties.

On the US side, the picture was far less rosy.

Over 2,300 servicemen were killed outright, with another hundred or so dying shortly after

of their injuries.

You probably don't need us to tell you what happened next.

The "day that shall live in infamy," as FDR called it, spurred the US into going to

war with Japan, which meant also going to war with Italy and Nazi Germany.

The result was America entering a little conflict known as World War II, leading to yet more

deaths on a colossal scale.

Still, it did also lead to no more Hitler, no more Holocaust, and no more militaristic

Japan, so that's a win.

5.

September 28, 1928: Okeechobee Hurricane (Death toll: 2,500 minimum)

Back in 1928, hurricane early warning systems weren't even a pipe dream, which might explain

what happened in Palm Beach County, Florida one fateful September day that year.

An unnamed storm that had just trashed the Caribbean, killing over 1,500, finally made

landfall, at a time when Palm Beach County was utterly unprepared for anything above

a minor gale.

Those warnings that did arrive just ahead of the storm were mostly ignored.

People had seen hurricanes before, and didn't think they could be that bad.

Major mistake.

When the Great Hurricane of '28 made landfall, it made every previous hurricane look like

a mere puff of breeze.

Buildings vanished.

Trees flew through the air.

When it hit Okeechobee Lake, it disintegrated a dike, unleashing a storm surge that flooded

the surrounding farming communities.

Of the 6,000 people living around the lake, nearly half would be killed, about three quarters

of whom were African American laborers.

To add insult to injury, the non-white dead didn't even get markers for their graves.

4.

September 11, 2001: 9/11 (Death toll: 2,996)

Of all the other items on this list, maybe only Pearl Harbor lives on so vividly in memory.

The only day in the 21st Century to result in anywhere near as many deaths (Hurricane

Katrina killed well over a thousand, but over the course of several days), 9/11 was carnage

on a scale most of us had never witnessed before.

Just after 9am on Tuesday morning, al-Qaeda terrorists slammed planes into the sides of

the Twin Towers, before smashing another into the Pentagon and another into a field in Pennsylvania.

Had the day stopped there, it would already have been enough to probably get on this list

(many hundreds died on impact in both towers, while another 200 or so died at the Pentagon

and in Pennsylvania).

As we all already know, sadly it didn't.

Despite the towers being designed to withstand a hit from a plane, both collapsed, killing

hundreds and hundreds more.

When the dust finally settled, many days later, and a reckoning could be made, it was discovered

more people had died than in the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

Somehow, 19 hijackers had managed to cause more carnage than an actual war fleet.

3.

April 18, 1906: San Francisco Earthquake (Death toll: 3,000 minimum)

So, here we are.

The only three days in which more than 3,000 people were killed on American soil.

Appropriately enough, the first one started off with a cataclysmic bang.

At 5:13 a.m. on April 18, 1906, San Francisco woke up to the sound of the San Andreas plate

shifting, triggering a massive earthquake.

The quake itself was bad enough, a violent shaking and tearing that killed an unknown

number of people.

But it was what came next that really made this day so bloody.

The damage triggered a fire which went out of control and tore through the city.

People who had just survived a devastating quake found themselves burned alive.

The overall death toll is, incredibly, unknown.

We know it was more than 3,000 people, but after that?

We're basically just guessing.

Hundreds of deaths in Chinatown are known to have been underreported, and plenty of

homeless people likely perished.

However, even this disaster did have an upside.

The city was reconstructed in a less sprawling, more-logical, and far more earthquake proof

way.

2.

September 17, 1862: Battle of Antietam (Death toll: 3,650, approx.)

It was the deadliest 24-hour period of the entire Civil War.

On September 17, 1862, General Lee's attempt to invade Maryland was beat back, resulting

in death and carnage on a colossal scale.

Before the sun went down, some 3,650 Union and Confederate troops would be killed, with

another 19,000 wounded or captured.

The massacre was so great that we can't actually say for certain how many people died.

Our best guess is that it was something like this number, but possibly many hundreds more.

What's particularly tragic about Antietam is that it was largely a waste of life.

Gettysburg may have killed north of 7,000 (albeit over three days rather than one),

but at least that struck a decisive victory for the Union.

By contrast, Antietam may have pushed Lee back from Maryland, but it also left him in

a strong defensive position, and with fewer of his men killed or wounded than in the Union

Army.

For all that endless death and awful suffering, effectively nothing had changed.

1.

September 8, 1900: the Galveston Hurricane (Death toll: 6,000 minimum)

Remember in the introduction how we said there was no way of telling what day a catastrophe

would befall you?

Turns out we were wrong.

If something terrible happens in the US, it apparently happens in September.

After the 1928 hurricane, 9/11, and the deadliest one-day battle of the Civil War, we now have

the deadliest natural disaster, and just plain deadliest day in US history.

Wow, September, what did we ever do to you?

The Galveston Hurricane was a level of death modern Americans simply have no experience

with.

Even if you were to combine the deaths of 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina and every terror

attack from September 12, 2001 onwards, you still wouldn't touch the Galveston disaster.

A small island off the coast of Texas, it was once a massive vacation spot.

On September 8, authorities issued last minute warnings of an incoming hurricane, urging

people to get to high ground.

Most of those on vacation didn't listen.

Whoops.

Galveston is only 9ft above sea level.

As the hurricane hit, a storm surge 15 feet high overwhelmed the island, washing thousands

of people away.

Somewhere between 6,000 and 8,000 drowned, a stupefying death toll.

Hopefully, it will never be exceeded.

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This month.

And speaking of worse ideas...

(theme music)

JIM: Young America Films, produced by OLD PEOPLE.

STARCH: Okay, who wants to bet AGAINST this being a "magical dream visitor firehoses a kid with conformity messages" type deal?

JIM: Uh, I'm good, thanks.

JIM: I am Centron and I'm... pretty sure I've used this joke in a previous riff!

MOM: Cindy!

STARCH: Stop mad dunking on that sadboy! His fragile ego can't take it!

Tomorrow? I'm going to Mary's party tomorrow, aren't you?

A party? Why I didn't even-

No, I don't like parties. I never had any fun at parties.

JIM: (as Cindy) Not since that clown exploded.

DENNIS: ...more fun all your friends are there. MOM: Cindy!

DENNIS: Well, I better go. I'll see you. Here's your ball.

STARCH: (dully) I must return to the regeneration tanks.

JIM: (Cindy) Why didn't they invite me? Is it my breath? Because I melted down Mary's bike on a dare?

JIM: (Cindy) Maybe it was busting her dad for tax evasion. Guess I'll never know....

Mother, why do you suppose Mary didn't invite me to her party?

JIM: (Mom) Well, you did implicate her in the Black Dahlia case.

Maybe they thought I didn't want to go to the party. They probably thought I wouldn't know how to act.

RANGOONS: (shocked reaction) STARCH: Mom's a githyanki!

MOM: You'll get an invitation to the party.

STARCH: (Skeletor) As soon as I destroy He-Man! Hehn-hehn-heeehn!

Oh, it's not important anyhow.

JIM: (Cindy) Good night, Slendermom.

- Good night, mother. - Good night, Cindy.

STARCH: Good night, my PREEECIOUS.

(dreamlike music starts)

STARCH: Yyyyep! Called it.

DREAM MOM: Your name's Cindy, not Cinderella.

JIM: (dream mom) And you're made from pumice.

DREAM MOM: You'll go to the party.

JIM: Yul BRYNNER is going. You, CINDY, are staying home.

VOICE: Cindy...

VOICE: Wake up, Cindy!

JIM: (Cindy) I'm woke as f***!

- Who's there? I don't see anybody! - Of course you didn't! I'm not just anybody!

STARCH: (fairy) I'm the Black Dahlia!

Sure

You don't believe me? Well, that's up to you. I just thought you might want to go to that party.

Oh, I do, I do.

JIM: (Cindy) That Mary needs a new mudhole stomped in her!

Oh, but I wasn't invited to the party. They probably thought I'd rather play basketball or go fishing or-

Oh, you've been invited all right. I've seen to that.

STARCH: Now, put on the class president's skin!

- You mustn't tell anyone! - Not even Dennis?

Well, maybe we'd better tell Dennis. I've a feeling he's going to need my help too.

JIM: I've got a pair of shoes that'll make him dance til he dies!

(ding!)

It IS this afternoon!

JIM: (Cindy) I had a doctor's appointment this morning, you bitch!

Oh, what a mess.

STARCH: (Cindy) Sit and spin, you prancing pinhead!

Ready?

(ding!)

JIM: ...huh.

Oh, but this isn't my very best dress!

Oh, now look, you're not going to the party to show off your clothes!

JIM: (fairy) You're going to rob them blind!

STARCH: She's a calligramancer!

FAIRY: ...and neat when you go to the party!

We'd better hurry now, we don't want to be late!

STARCH: (fairy) I gotta drag three of you rugrats back to Arcadia and I'm not getting stuck with leftovers!

Here we are!

JIM: I think this is Mr. B. Natural's mom...

- I hate to be the first one. - I don't blame you. No-one likes to sit and wait for a party to start.

JIM: Oh, or maybe it's Pink's mom.

...get going until everyone arrives.

So whenever you go to a party, Cindy, always...

STARCH: Bathe, for crying out loud.

And when the clock says it's time to go home...

(ding!) Be sure to leave on time! That's important!

JIM: Ya hear that, shoppers who come in two minutes before the store closes?

But you can spoil the fun of a party if you try to make it last too long.

STARCH: A hundred years is okay though.

(kids talking in distance) Oh look, here come some of the others now!

JIM: (Cindy) Whew, I was prepared to wait hours out here to not be first!

Hi Cindy, who are you talking to?

Oh, no-one, I was just thinking out loud I guess.

STARCH: These kids are gonna get picked off like it's Camp Crystal Lake.

DENNIS: Cindy!

JIM: Ah, he got into the Quaaludes again.

I thought you weren't coming to the party.

I wasn't but... you'll see her, then you'll understand.

STARCH: Run, kid! Once you see them THEY CAN SEE YOU!

JIM: Waugh. Piss-ler's Mother.

Whaaaat?

STARCH: Response time, two point seven epochs.

Certainly!

See, they're setting up for a game of musical chairs!

Aw, but I don't like to- (ding!)

STARCH: Did I say you could talk?! Your ass belongs to me now, may-yo-naise!

(Jim chuckling)

Join in the games! A party calls for teamwork!

Why, nobody will have any fun unless everyone joins in!

So join in whole-heartedly in any game suggested!

JIM: Abandon your personal desires and meld with the hivemind!

(music starts) STARCH: You spin me right round baby right round like a record...

(music, kids yelling)

JIM: So uh, you think this is the fairy version of community service?

Whoooops!

Remember now...

(ding!) Don't be too noisy or rough.

(ding!) And don't break things.

STARCH: That's gonna be real awkward when they bring out the pinata.

You're out of the game! That's what you get for bumping into things!

Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.

- Aw, she's only kidding. - Iiiiii know.

JIM: (fairy) I'm just a tightassed killjoy.

Don't tease or make fun of others. Not even your very best friend. They might not understand.

STARCH: It's not like you're going to need to PRACTICE that kind of interaction to fit in with society or anything...

- Then neither of you would have any fun! STARCH: (low) mumble grumble....

Alright, fairy godmother. Uh-oh, the music's starting!

- What do I do? - Why just what you have been doing!

JIM: Drooling and staring into the middle distance. FAIRY: Obey the rules of the game, and...

(ding!) Be a good loser!

STARCH: Well, he's got plenty of practice....

(music, kids chattering)

JIM: (a cappella "Beat It" guitar)

- No, you beat me! - It was a tie.

Hey, that was fun! Actually, you won.

Sure she did! But here Cindy, you show him what I whispered in your ear.

STARCH: (Cindy) Don't you dare call the cops or- JIM: (fairy) No not that!

(ding!) Be a good winner.

And she was! See how much fun it is when you join in the games in the right way?

I just hope I can remember the right ways you've shown us.

JIM: (Dennis) It took me an hour to remember how pants work. (Starch chuckles)

(ding!) Be polite. And above all...

(ding!) Be considerate of others. So have fun together!

STARCH: Hey, who wouldn't have fun knowing their every move is being judged by a reality-bending spectre?

(kids cheering) JIM: Wha?

STARCH: Ah, now this party officially blows.

JIM: She's just sitting on the bell and waiting...

JIM: Wh... whaoh! No! STARCH: Huh?! They're like eight! JIM: No!

STARCH: Lady, you're a freak.

(kids cheering)

JIM: (Cindy) ha ha ha ha ha ha... oh god what did I just touch?!

- Anyone want ice cream and cake? - I do!

STARCH: Yeah, well tough!

- Here, Cindy. Here, Dennis. - Thanks, Mary.

- Where's... - Here I am!

JIM: (Cindy) Aw, shi- I mean great, great!

I bet I know what you were gonna tell us! Remember our table manners when eating.

Well now you've spoiled MY fun.

STARCH: (fairy) Now satiate me with a bowl of cream or I'll bring every puppet to life for thirty miles around!

Oh you've been a big help fairy godmother! I've enjoyed the party...

- So... go ahead and write it for us if you want to. - Sure, we want you to write it for us.

JIM: If you're gonna be a damn martyr over it.

(ding!) Remember your table manners!

You didn't really need my help.

STARCH: Did you shampoo your hair or just lacquer it?

I guess you don't need me anymore. I may as well be going.

- Oh no! - Oh yes.

STARCH: (bored Wonka) Stop, don't, come back.

...unless you need them. And you don't need me anymore.

But you will remember...

JIM: (fart noise) - To leave on time, won't you?

JIM: Yeah, speakin' of leavin'...

(ding!) ...to thank the hostess?

- And whenever we go to any more parties, we'll remember to be clean, and neat, and to be on time.

STARCH: Leave. - And we'll be considerate of others too, we'll join in the games. JIM: Leave.

- And to obey the rules. - And make fun for everybody, not fun of anybody.

JIM: (in the distance) Hey, Cindy, Dennis, why're you talking to the fireplace, you weirdos?

You'll always have fun then.

Because parties are fun when everyone is considerate of others.

STARCH: Wow, we've actually found a fairy more annoying than Navi.

Don't go. Don't go.

JIM: (ultra sarcastic) I REALLY wanna be YOUR friend.

- Don't go... don't go... - Cindy... wake up, Cindy!

STARCH: OH GOD I'M IN HELL oh, it's just you mom. (Jim chuckles)

Cindy, here's Mary's sister Nancy.

She just came by to tell you that she was supposed to deliver your invitation to Mary's party three days ago, but she forgot!

JIM: (Gollum) She speaks not for I have taken her tongue breeaahhh

Oh yes, oh thank you thank you so much.

STARCH: Enjoy the silent penetrating stare of this phastasm from your sleeping mind.

JIM: Young America Films. OBEY AND CONFORM.

STARCH: CONSUME. JIM: BUY.

STARCH: YIELD.

So here's a thought to hang a closing sketch on. What's with all the dreams in these shorts?

Pop culture.

That all you got?

Allow me to exfoliate.

Yeah.

Ah, yeah.

And now, allow me to elucidate.

Three words: The Wizard of O-

FOUR words: Wizard of O-

Four words: The. Wizard. Of. Oz.

That movie would still be very heavy in the pop-culture consciousness of the 1950s.

And when something's popular, it's gonna get imitators.

It set the pattern for kids having mystical learning adventures in dreams where reality and dream blend in unsettling ways.

Eh, I can see that. So that and maybe "It's a Wonderful Life"?

Eeeeeeeehhhhhh... not really.

That one's really a pop culture thing NOW primarily due to being used as...

...holiday airtime filler throughout the 1970s.

That film didn't do well at all on initial release, critical-like or financial-like.

It just kind of got jackhammered into our collective subconscious through sheer banal repetition.

Intriguing.

Lies and sunder! The dreams of Fitties short film-flams is all an elaborate-

Conspiracy. Of course it is.

Yer darn Putin it is! And that's the A1 sauce in my new series:

"Unhinged Mysteries"! The truth will set ya table!

We're really letting the side characters go to town this episode, aren't we?

Ehh, let 'em have this. It keeps them off the streets at least.

As it transpires, this "Fairy Godmother" is but a mere soldier!

In a top-secret squad of Elite Morality Dream Warriors led by none other than Soapy the Germ Fighter!

Thems and the Talking Cars enter your headspaces through the corns syrups we eats, all to lure us into complacency and sub-sequious-ess-ness!

Teaching childrens to place their trust in creatures that enter their dreams to provide advice, at the behest of their masters... FRITO-LAY!

THEY'RE AFTER THE FLAVOR COMBINATIONS OF YOUR DREAMS!!

I mean do you WANT this guy out On the streets?

No, but I don't want him in my closet either!

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But now they're on to me! So I must away to my safe house in the dumpster behind the Kwik Trip

where they're about to dispatch the day-old breakfast burritos, which I need to keep my force shields active!

Oh-kee doh-kee.

All right, where'd he go, where'd he go?!

Oh. You.

Ummm...

Yyyyou keeping safe?

Yes?

Good, good, yeah, yeah, well... um... soooo....

(under breath) Target lost, call off Strike Force Sudsy, repeat, call off Strike Force Sudsy.

Nothing. Ssssoooooooo...

Bye.

(street noises)

SCHNAPPS: (echoey) I win aghast!

("Party Out Of Bounds") SURPRIIIISE!!!

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!

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Center... center. Sector, center.

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40 Outrageous Facts Most People Don't Know - Duration: 13:11.

40 Outrageous Facts Most People Don�t Know

Once you go down the rabbit hole, you will discover things that most people don�t know.

Here are 40 outrageous facts that most people are clueless about.

1. The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal

Products v. IRS et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg.

5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.)

2. The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816)

3. The U.S. Has not had a Treasury since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654)

4. The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg. 113, 22 U.S.C.

285-288)

5. The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States.

No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy its finally

over. (Executive Order 12803) Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you

will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914

6. The FCC, CIA, FBI, NASA and all of the other alphabet gangs were never part of the

United States government. Even though the �US Government� held shares of stock in

the various Agencies. (U.S. V. Strang , 254 US 491, Lewis v. US, 680 F.2d, 1239)

7. Social Security Numbers are issued by the UN through the IMF. The Application for a

Social Security Number is the SS5 form. The Department of the Treasury (IMF) issues the

SS5 not the Social Security Administration. The new SS5 forms do not state who or what

publishes them, the earlier SS5 forms state that they are Department of the Treasury forms.

You can get a copy of the SS5 you filled out by sending form SSA-L996 to the SS Administration.

(20 CFR chapter 111, subpart B 42 2.103 (b) (2) (2) Read the cites above)

8. There are no Judicial courts in America and there has not been since 1789. Judges

do not enforce Statutes and Codes. Executive Administrators enforce Statutes and Codes.

(FRC v. GE 281 US 464, Keller v. PE 261 US 428, 1 Stat. 138-178)

9. There have not been any Judges in America since 1789. There have just been Administrators.

(FRC v. GE 281 US 464, Keller v. PE 261 US 428 1Stat. 138-178)

10. According to the GATT you must have a Social Security number. House Report (103-826)

11. We have One World Government, One World Law and a One World Monetary System.

12. The UN is a One World Super Government.

13. No one on this planet has ever been free. This planet is a Slave Colony. There has always

been a One World Government. It is just that now it is much better organized and has changed

its name as of 1945 to the United Nations.

14. New York City is defined in the Federal Regulations as the United Nations. Rudolph

Gulliani stated on C-Span that �New York City was the capital of the World� and he

was correct. (20 CFR chapter 111, subpart B 422.103 (b) (2) (2)

15. Social Security is not insurance or a contract, nor is there a Trust Fund. (Helvering

v. Davis 301 US 619, Steward Co. V. Davis 301 US 548.)

16. Your Social Security check comes directly from the IMF which is an Agency of the UN.

(Look at it if you receive one. It should have written on the top left United States

Treasury.)

17. You own no property, slaves can�t own property. Read the Deed to the property that

you think is yours. You are listed as a Tenant. (Senate Document 43, 73rd Congress 1st Session)

18. The most powerful court in America is not the United States Supreme Court but, the

Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. (42 Pa.C.S.A. 502)

19. The Revolutionary War was a fraud. See (22, 23 and 24)

20. The King of England financially backed both sides of the Revolutionary war. (Treaty

at Versailles July 16, 1782, Treaty of Peace 8 Stat 80)

�and as history repeats itself, Prescott Bush, father of George HW Bush and grandfather

of George W. Bush, funded both sides of World War II. The Bush family have been traitors

to the American citizens for decades.

�Sarah, if the American people had ever known the truth about what we Bushes have

done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched.�

George Bush Senior speaking in an interview with Sarah McClendon in December 1992

21. You can not use the Constitution to defend yourself because you are not a party to it.

(Padelford Fay & Co. v. The Mayor and Alderman of The City of Savannah 14 Georgia 438, 520)

22. America is a British Colony. (THE UNITED STATES IS A CORPORATION, NOT A LAND MASS AND

IT EXISTED BEFORE THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND THE BRITISH TROOPS DID NOT LEAVE UNTIL 1796.)

Respublica v. Sweers 1 Dallas 43, Treaty of Commerce 8 Stat 116, The Society for Propagating

the Gospel, &c. V. New Haven 8 Wheat 464, Treaty of Peace 8 Stat 80, IRS Publication

6209, Articles of Association October 20, 1774.)

23. Britain is owned by the Vatican. (Treaty of 1213)

24. The Pope can abolish any law in the United States. (Elements of Ecclesiastical Law Vol.1

53-54)

25. A 1040 form is for tribute paid to Britain. (IRS Publication 6209)

26. The Pope claims to own the entire planet through the laws of conquest and discovery.

(Papal Bulls of 1455 and 1493)

27. The Pope has ordered the genocide and enslavement of millions of people.(Papal Bulls

of 1455 and 1493)

28. The Pope�s laws are obligatory on everyone. (Bened. XIV., De Syn. Dioec, lib, ix., c.

vii., n. 4. Prati, 1844)(Syllabus, prop 28, 29, 44)

29. We are slaves and own absolutely nothing not even what we think are our children. (Tillman

v. Roberts 108 So. 62, Van Koten v. Van Koten 154 N.E. 146, Senate Document 43 & 73rd Congress

1st Session, Wynehammer v. People 13 N.Y. REP 378, 481)

30. Military Dictator George Washington divided the States (Estates) into Districts. (Messages

and papers of the Presidents Vo 1, pg 99. Websters 1828 dictionary for definition of

Estate.)

31. � The People� does not include you and me. (Barron v. Mayor & City Council of

Baltimore. 32 U.S. 243)

32. The United States Government was not founded upon Christianity. (Treaty of Tripoli 8 Stat

154.)

33. It is not the duty of the police to protect you. Their job is to protect the Corporation

and arrest code breakers. Sapp v. Tallahasee, 348 So. 2nd. 363, Reiff v. City of Philadelphia,

477 F.Supp. 1262, Lynch v. N.C. Dept of Justice 376 S.E. 2nd. 247.

34. Everything in the �United States� is For Sale: roads, bridges, schools, hospitals,

water, prisons airports etc. I wonder who bought Klamath lake. Did anyone take the time

to check? (Executive Order 12803)

35. We are Human capital. (Executive Order 13037)

36. The UN has financed the operations of the United States government for over 50 years

and now owns every man, women and child in America. The UN also holds all of the Land

in America in Fee Simple.

37. The good news is we don�t have to fulfill �our� fictitious obligations. You can

discharge a fictitious obligation with another�s fictitious obligation.

38. The depression and World War II were a total farce. The United States and various

other companies were making loans to others all over the World during the Depression.

The building of Germanys infrastructure in the 1930�s including the Railroads was financed

by the United States. That way those who call themselves �Kings,� �Prime Ministers,�

and �Furor.�etc could sit back and play a game of chess using real people. Think of

all of the Americans, Germans etc. who gave their lives thinking they were defending their

Countries which didn�t even exist. The millions of innocent people who died for nothing. Isn�t

it obvious why Switzerland is never involved in these fiascoes? That is where the �Bank

of International Settlements�is located.Wars are manufactured to keep your eye off the

ball. You have to have an enemy to keep the illusion of �Government� in place.

39. The �United States� did not declare Independence from Great Britian or King George.

40. The etymology of government means to control the mind. From Latinised Greek gubernatio

�management, government�, from Ancient Greek ??�e???s�??, ??�????s?? (kybernismos,

kybernesis) �steering, pilotage, guiding�, from ??�e???? (kybernao) �to steer, to

drive, to guide, to act as a pilot� plus Latin mente �mind�.

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From almost the moment baby food was introduced to American markets, there has been the Gerber

Baby.

But that iconic face wasn't the brainchild of a hotshot marketing executive, or a professional

advertising wizard.

In fact, the image was based on a very real person.

So what happened to that mystery child?

Here's a look at the untold truth of the real life Gerber Baby.

​Babyface

In 1928, the folks at Gerber held a contest to find a mascot for their new line of baby

food.

After putting out a call to artists, they received numerous submissions.

Among them was a simple charcoal sketch by artist Dorothy Hope Smith, who intended it

as a sample to show what she could do.

But the folks at Gerber loved it the way it was, and an icon was born.

David Yates, vice president of Gerber's North American operations, told the Associated Press,

"The logo is the essence of who we are.

It is the epitome of a happy, healthy baby and the symbol of trust we have with parents.

It's everything to our company."

Mystery solved

For nearly fifty years, Gerber kept the identity of the Gerber Baby secret, in part because

they didn't want people to know whether the baby was a boy or a girl, since they wanted

all consumers to feel like the Gerber Baby could be their baby.

The mystery led to all sorts of wacky theories, with people thinking the Gerber Baby was anyone

from Humphrey Bogart to Elizabeth Taylor to former senator Bob Dole.

Finally, in 1978, the company revealed that the Gerber Baby is actually Ann Turner Cook,

who was just four months old when she was sketched by Dorothy Hope Smith, who was her

neighbor.

Cook told CBS Sunday Morning,

"I always had that expression with my mouth hanging open.

Kind of a quizzical expression.

[…] when I was very young, I probably was about three years old, when mother pointed

out the baby food jar and said that that was my picture.

And I thought it was quite a lovely thing."

She kept it to herself, though, telling Oprah's Where Are They Now?

"All the years when I went to college and so forth, I didn't tell people that I was

the model for the Gerber Baby.

That would seem a little self-promoting.

It's not an achievement of mine, it's the achievement of the artist is the way I look

at it."

Cook, who is now a retired teacher living in Florida, celebrated her 91st birthday at

the end of 2017.

Baby got bank

Despite being the face of a major national corporation, Cook didn't actually get paid

for being the Gerber Baby until around 1950.

After another person came forward claiming to be the mascot, Gerber paid Cook a lump

sum to head off any potential legal trouble.

Cook said that the money came at the perfect time.

"The first time that I was compensated was at a time that my husband [...] had come back

from overseas, and he was in the Navy during World War II, and we had absolutely no money

at that time."

Cook still had to work for her entire life, though, spending 26 years as a teacher - which

led to a few challenges.

"Did it ever come up in class?"

"Yes, of course.

The students knew.

I didn't tell 'em!"

A life of mystery

Beyond teaching and being an iconic advertising logo, Cook also carved out a niche for herself

as a writer.

Appropriately, given the secrecy around the Gerber Baby's true identity, Cook is a mystery

novelist, with a series of books featuring crime-solving journalist Brandy O'Bannon.

Cook told the Associated Press that she uses her fame as the gerber Baby as a hook to draw

in potential readers.

"In a way, I might be exploiting it a little.

Being the Gerber Baby helps get people interested.

I don't think it sells books, but it gets people interested in what I have to say."

Representation matters

As America has become more diverse, so too have the babies that have starred in the Gerber

company's ads over the years.

In 2018, Lucas Warren, an 18 month old baby from Georgia with Down's Syndrome, became

the newest Gerber Baby.

Bill Partyka, chief executive and president of Gerber, told the Washington Post,

"Every year, we choose the baby who best exemplifies Gerber's long-standing heritage of recognizing

that every baby is a Gerber baby.

This year, Lucas is the perfect fit."

Cook had kind things to say about the selection, which Gerber shared in a Facebook post.

"Let me offer my warmest congratulations to Lucas, our newest Gerber spokesbaby, and to

his parents.

I know you will take great pride in representing Gerber this year, as I have for the past 90

years.

There is no greater privilege than to be a universal symbol for babies all over the world.

I am delighted to take part in this celebration.

Lucas is precious and I look forward to watching him grow this year!"

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