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Kirbo time.

There's trouble on Planet Popstar!

King Dedede and his soldiers have stolen all the food!

Metaknight is preparing his armada to invade and conquer Dream Land!

..And the sun and moon are fighting!

Kirby you gotta do

S O M E T H I N G !

Poyo!

(Poot)

Hey Kirby! I-

Mama mia, Papa pia baby got the

dy[aa<999,999>]reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

aeiou

Kirby's here! He's heading straight for us!

oh no

(Muffled) Oh my gosh what are we gonna do!?

Sir Metaknight, what shall we do?

Soldiers near the deck!

Assume combat mode!

AHH!

AHHHHH!!

AHHH!!

Kirby's in the rocket valve!!

Prepare to take off.

Blow Kirby away!

*Phew*

Is it over?

Kirby reached the deck!

Remain calm, let's come up with a plan.

THE MAIN CANNON HAS BEEN DESTROYED!

SERIOUS DAMAGE TO THE LEFT WING!

We are going to lose balance.

Lower the sails, increase right wing power!

(Powerful slaps)

MAJOR DAMAGE TO THE RIGHT WING!

HRRMMM..

The reactor has been destroyed.

WE ARE LOSING POWER!

ALL SYSTEMS ARE FAILING!

NUMBER 3 AND NUMBER 5 ENGINES ARE GONE!

I don't want to die, captain.

(BSOD)

(Curses in Nazi)

This is it Kirby, prepare to DIE!

???

Listen here you cheeky piece of gum.

I will not hesitate to go Mach Tornado

(Worldstar Hip Hop sound effects play)

NO!

(Meme Nova approaches)

Hahahahahahaha!

F O O L S ! ! !

While you were sucking everything up like a fat boy in a Golden Corral.

I gathered all the star power in the universe and became

G O D !

AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA!

(sins)

(Memes = banned)

(Applause)

Wow look at all of them!

Thank you SO much!!

(Sales may be limited!)

You're still here?

It's over!

Go home.

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Lateral Game 6: The Grand Final - Duration: 17:53.

Written in lower case, what is the only three letter word

that looks the same when spun upside down?

The answer... at the end of this grand final.

Welcome to the Lateral grand final.

Two teams here who have battled through all the series so far.

One of them will be walking out with the trophy, and we start with…

-I'm Simon Clark. -I'm Sally Le Page and together we are…

it sounds like a really weird band, we are Viva la Vida.

Team Viva, as I keep calling you, I keep shortening it ever so slightly.

Yeah, but it is actually Viva la Vida.

-You are undefeated so far. -We are.

That's going to change, I have no doubt.

Come on!

Go in pessimistic, you're rarely disappointed.

Well, so your first game was really close,

-your first game came down to the wire. -You could not have got more close.

Your second game, you actually didn't answer a question in the final.

-Yeah. -I was told to sit on my hands for that one.

-It worked very well. -I didn't really have to do anything.

-Your opponents just got completely locked out. -Yeah.

Do you think that's an advantage, a disadvantage?

-Do you need the experience, whatever? -I think we're rusty now actually.

Well, they, yeah, it's been a while since the last round

and they have played another round more than us.

So they are a little bit more experienced at this game, so...

But more tired.

And facing you is...

A completely knackered Team Terminator.

-Kat Arney, Helen Arney. -Sisters, and...

-Juggernauts. -Yes.

I mean you have blasted your way through.

You've had one defeat on the way here, but that's all.

-Yeah. -So you've taken a slightly longer path.

-Yeah. -Yeah, this is a rematch, isn't it?

Yeah.

This was the first game and it was very close back then.

New questions, it all comes down to this,

very best of luck to both of you, let's play round one.

You both know how it works by now, six questions, 60 seconds,

the quicker you buzz in the more points you get,

but the less clues you will have heard.

We're going to start with you - your first question is:

Horse races, beer, road signs, precious metals and land.

What's the link between them?

Okay, so Derby, like the…

Oh, okay, there's…

People, horse races...

You get given a prize in guineas.

-Do you? Oh, okay. -Well, some of them.

Precious metals, you've got gold, silver.

These are some of the few exceptions that are still allowed.

Oh!

Like not gambling.

-Imperial units. -Ooh!

-Are they measured in imperial units? -Yes, go for that. I'll let you buzz.

Just in the nick of time for three points.

Are they measured in imperial units?

Yes, they are, in the UK those are the few things that still use imperial.

Three points straight off.

You are off the mark and we go over to Team Terminator.

In 1925, Dr. Crippen almost met a sticky end

when he was rescued from the locked chamber of a building on fire.

In the same disaster, despite desperate efforts to save them,

sportsmen, nobles and over 40 MPs perished and many others were badly disfigured.

Which London venue had burned down?

Oh my gosh, 1925, so it's going to be a gentlemen's club or something.

Or a theatre, something, sportsmen, nobles and over 40 MPs...

A locked chamber of a building on fire.

Oh, is it the Houses of Parliament? -Houses of Parliament.

On four points.

The Houses of Parliament?

-Did not… -House of Lords.

…catch fire in 1925, that is not the correct answer.

The question goes over to the other team, the clock restarts.

Are you going to answer.

You don't have to answer and you can buzz in whenever you want, okay.

-Let's wait for another clue. -Right.

-Burning down... -No one was actually killed in this.

-Oh, was it Madame Tussauds? -Oh, yeah.

Madame Tussauds.

Is correct for three points.

They were wax figures that burned down, 'sticky end' is the keyword in there.

-Oh, man! -Next question is also to you.

In 1933, activist Choudhry Rahmart Ali wrote in his pamphlet 'Now or Never'

that "30 million Muslim brethren" lived in five eastern regions of the British Raj:

Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh and Balochistan.

-I think it's Bangladesh. -How is this approximate region known today?

I think, because that's what the division was between India and Bangladesh.

Go ahead. I don't know.

Bangladesh.

Is not the correct answer, so the whole question gets thrown over,

-buzz if you want to, the clock restarts. -I think it is Pakistan.

-I think it's… -Well, Kashmir isn't that…

-Kash, no Kashmir… -That is the disputed...

Shall we wait for one more?

No, hang on, yeah, let's hold up because...

This is a current country.

Yeah. It is Pakistan.

Yes, it is, for three points.

What's the clue hidden in that question?

I thought it was that there were 30 million Muslim brethren in India

and it was like a trick question.

-No. -But that was perspective.

I think Sally's just figured out...

It starts with a P, an A, a K.

-It is an acronym. -an S and a tan.

Yeah, it's a portmanteau, it's all those names jammed together.

So, yes, three points to team Terminator and the next question is yours.

For most card games,

the aces are generally regarded as the most important cards in the pack

but it hasn't always been this way.

Which major historical event of the late 18th Century

is said by experts to have been a catalyst for this change?

Right. So …

Oh, well, it's going to be the revolution, the French Revolution, something like that.

Oh, something like that, yes, because cards were French.

Or American Independence.

No, but France has…

Originally, the ace was the least important.

Previously the ace was least important, but that meant the king was the most important.

So that like… it was almost like you had to regicide the cards.

-Are we going to go with the French Revolution? -I think we should.

-Go, do it. -For three points.

-The French Revolution. -Is correct.

Yes!

Absolutely right, the king used to be the most important card

and then the ace was placed on top

Which ties the scores.

The next question is on the buzzer for both teams,

so if you're ready have a look at this.

Why do Americans count the number of chirps a cricket makes in 15 seconds and then add 40?

Oh, for four points right away.

-Oh, it's the temperature in....Fahrenheit. -Farenheit.

Is exactly the correct answer.

-Oh, team work, team work, sister. -You're absolutely right.

I needed in Fahrenheit in there as well, that's the adding 40.

The crickets get faster as it gets warmer,

which for someone who is in working on a PhD about insect biology,

I thought that was a home question when I saw it.

They answered again, because this happened before, I waited until the end of the question.

The last question in this round.

The Russian botanist, Nikolai Vavilov spent 1924 in Afghanistan

to study their farming culture.

He noticed that in Herat province they had hundreds of huge dovecotes.

Apart from food, why did they need so many pigeons?

Oh, for four points again.

-Poop, they needed the fertiliser. -Pigeon poop for the guano,

-Phosphates in the… -Is again the correct answer.

The only way to fertilise the soil there was through guano.

I'm just going to say, I've been thinking a lot about pigeon poop recently

for reasons that I shan't go into now.

I mean at the end of that poop talk…

Basically, Tom, we don't need you any more(!)

The scores were tied, but now at the end of round one, they are 14 to 6.

It's alright, we can do this.

Round two is Second Thought.

You all know how this works, we're going to see a board with 12 clues on it.

What is the thing they're all pointing to?

Team Viva, you are going to be going first, pick a number.

-Number twelve, please. -Number twelve.

For five points.

Salad.

-Rocket. -Caesar.

Rocket.

Rocket is not what I've got, so...

-Number six. -Number six.

Shakespeare.

Shakespeare, well, you know, he said Caesar

and I reckon that we'll just say Caesar because they stole our electromagnet.

So I'm going to say Caesar.

It is the correct answer.

-Oh! -Yes!

Astonishingly, you got a load of points in the last game.

We didn't mean to steal your electromagnet, it was the other guys.

No, your opponents in the last game stole points essentially by overhearing you

-and this time it worked the other way. -I'm so sorry.

-I am so sorry, you said Caesar. -I literally... okay, it's fine.

So that is five points over here and you get the first pick of the next board.

-Ten. -Number ten.

Recommended for travellers.

-Malaria jab. -Can I have one?

-Yeah, go on. -Bumbags!

Bumbags, is not the answer.

I don't think they've ever actually been recommended(!)

I just really thought, like bums is going to be the answer at some point,

I thought I'd try and get it in as bumbags. Not this time.

-Okay. -So for 5 points.

-Number three. -Number three.

Sometimes mandatory.

-Vaccinations. -Try, yeah.

-Vaccinations? -It's a good guess based on those two,

but it's not what I've got, so passing it back over.

-Let's go number one. -Number one.

I want to pick number one.

National or private.

Insurance.

Is correct, national insurance or private insurance,

sometimes required and recommended for travellers.

-So that's another four points over there. -That's good.

-Are you guys okay over there? -Yeah.

The first pick's yours, so...

We're going to get to pick, it's fine.

-Lucky number seven. -Number seven.

Engagement.

Okay. Don't say anything, we made the mistake last time.

Prior.

Prior is not what I've got, so I'm passing it back over for five points.

-Nine. -Number 9.

Suit.

Oh, I think I know what this is.

-Already? -Yeah.

I think it's diamonds.

And you're right, for five points, that's astonishing, Kat.

I may have been engaged twice, okay,

so if anyone wants to buy some lightly used diamonds.

Oh!

-It's fine. -It's fine.

-Leave some points for us, guys. -There's still five points left in this game.

-I feel good. -Five!

You're first pick off the next board.

Alright, so let's go number four.

-Number four. -Number four.

Must be chosen to join.

If you're a chosen one, to be joined.

-Religion. -It must be, yeah.

-The WI. -The WI.

The WI.

Is not the right answer, so passing it back over.

-Number nine, please. -Number nine.

In a palace.

Is it king or queen of England?

I don't think you're chosen to be king or queen of England.

-Are you not chosen by God? -Oh! Oh well, what do you join?

-The royal family. -I need an answer, please.

The monarch of England.

No, is not right, so passing it back over.

-Two. -Number two.

Green seats. Oh!

Well, the green seats is one of them is green and one of them is red, isn't it?

So like House of Lords, House of Parliament, and now I'm panicking because it's…

-Palace of Westminster. -It's Westminster, is it green seats are MPs.?

No, but you if you're chosen, you have to be elected.

Yes, you're not chosen, no, but you're selected as a Lord as well,

-so it's a palace, Lambeth Palace. -I need an answer.

I think green seats are the elected MPs, aren't they?

The green is MPs, so it's the House of Commons.

Is the correct answer.

Oh, that is a clean sweep of round two at really high scores.

Which leaves us with a 26 point difference.

-It's fine. -It can be done.

Good luck.

The last round of the grand final is Quick Thought.

You both know how it works.

There's 3:40 on your clock for that massive advantage.

-There is 1:30 on yours. -Just rub in, Tom, just rub it in.

Keep saying it.

Your clock is going to start counting down first,

buzz in to stop the clock, get it right to start your opponent's,

get it wrong, ten seconds away, and your clock starts again.

-If everyone's ready. -Uh-huh.

In France, which date or event is referred to as 'Jour-J'?

Jour-J, is that the George is it…

Jour is day, so it's just what J means.

J, like me day, birthday?

The English equivalent is also alliterative.

New Year, May day.

This is one of the most famous events in history.

-The French Revolution. -No.

-Christmas. -Liberation.

Jesus' birth, Easter.

This is in 1944.

D Day.

-D Day. -D Day is correct.

The D Day landings, 3:40 on your clock.

What kind of person might do a 'finger fumbler' for fun?

A finger fumbler, then we can wait and we get a clue can't we?

-We'll get a clue. -Yeah, yeah. No, is it a magician?

-A finger fumbler. -As the name implies,

if you get it wrong it could be painful.

Oh!

Is it like knife throwing?

Yeah... knife juggling?

It's an equivalent activity to a tongue twister.

A tongue twister.

Finger fumbler, like a… like a Rubik's Cube, like a…

It's a type of person that uses their digits a lot.

-A pickpocket. -A magician.

Yeah, go for it.

A close-up magician.

No, it's a deaf person;

it's the equivalent of a tongue twister in sign language.

So your clock restarts with ten seconds less on it.

Which reggae and pop group took their name from the application form for unemployment benefit?

UB40.

UB40 is correct, 55 points, seven seconds on your clock.

In the Bible, who instantly killed exactly 25% of the world's population?

Oh, it's … which one killed, Cain and Abel, which one killed the other?

-Cain. -Is correct.

Cain slew Abel.

Two minutes 45.

Which video-gaming device was inspired by the way that sumo wrestlers weigh themselves?

How do sumo wrestlers weigh themselves?

Oh, do they hang off a thing?

Sumo wrestlers are heavy.

Yeah. That wasn't the question.

We know they're heavy but how do they weigh themselves?

So heavy they have to weigh themselves on two scales.

They have to… no, but it's a console.

-A gaming console, -A gaming device.

So is it a Wii, what, a joystick?

Moving their weight side to side changed the readings.

Oh, oh, oh. Go, go, go.

It's the Wii, Wii board, the Wii surfboard, you know,

the Wii surfboardy thing where you stand up and you wiggle around.

I'll take it, it's the Wii fit balance board, yes, you're right.

-Honestly. -47.3 on your clock.

.--.-. was added to the Morse code in 2004 to represent which character?

Can you repeat it please?

.--.-.

It was the first character to be added since World War 2.

Could it be the 'at' symbol?

It could. It's worth it.

-The 'at' symbol. -Is correct.

You're on it.

2:12 on your clock, complete this quote by Will Rogers:

'The trouble with political jokes is that often they get…'?

-Voted to be President of the United States! -Topical.

There's only one word missing.

The problem with political jokes is they often…

Get… fail.

-Elected. -Is exactly the correct word. 27.7.

Which term for a prestigious, successful company

comes from the highest denomination of token used in casinos?

It's like a bar, isn't it?

I don't know.

What is it, Fortune 500.

The tokens have a fairly common name.

No.

Chip, blue chip.

-Yeah. -Blue chip.

Is correct, yes. 1:53.

Which two-digit shirt number is given to England cricket player Joe Root

for one-day internationals?

I mean, I've literally no idea.

-Shall we just take the hit on this? -Yeah, let's go.

Er... eleven!

-No, it's a pun on his surname: 66, Root 66. -Oh!

Which company has a name meaning 'three diamonds' in Japanese?

Oh.

Hitachi, shall we go for that?

-Yeah, go on. -Hitachi.

No, it's Mitsubishi, the logo is three diamonds.

Course it is, the car... Duh!

Which artwork features the words 'I pressed the fire control...

'and ahead of me rockets blazed through the sky'?

What was the question?

Which artwork.

-Isn't it Roy Lichtenstein? -The painting's title is part of the artwork.

Is it Lichtenstein?

It's the…

It's a defining piece of pop art.

Yeah, it's by Roy Lich... but I can't remember what it's called.

It's called 'rockets' or something.

-Like… -Pass.

-No, it was called Whaam. -Yeah.

So that's another ten seconds away, 39.1 on the clock.

Which two Gaelic sports differ by only one letter?

It's hurling and curling. Hurling and…

-Hurling and curling. -Is correct, 10.7 on your clock.

Which south-west township to Johannesburg was established in 1963?

Name a South African place.

Pretoria?

No, it's not, it was Soweto.

And you don't have ten seconds to give, so the victors are Team Terminator.

Commiserations to the previously unstoppable Team Viva.

We chipped into their lead.

You did, it was close, there were only a few points in it.

And congratulations to the incredibly well named Team Terminator.

-Yes! -The trophy is yours.

-Yeah. -There we go.

-Oh, thank you. -Take it. Take it, it's all yours.

There we go.

We'd like to dedicate this to our mother for making us ferociously competitive.

We've already gone to the theme tune, it's fine(!)

I still can't get used to seeing you in a suit,

even though I've never seen you in real life before.

-I know. -It feels wrong.

It's a cognitive dissonance.

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Hey everybody!

So it's been a few months since I've done an Adam and Eve unboxing video, so we're back

for another one.

If you've been subscribed to me for a while, you may have noticed that every few months,

Adam and Eve sends me a box of sex toys, and I like review them and talk about them and

just generally have a chat about sex.

And thanks to Adam and Eve sponsoring this video, that's what we're doing again today.

If you don't wanna hear about sex and sex toys and stuff, this is probably not the video

for you, but, let's be honest, a lot of ya'll could probably benefit from some good sex

toys, let's be real.

But yeah, let's get into unboxing some sex toys in a video i like to call This Is Definitely

Gonna Be Demonetized And Also Age-Restricted.

It's annoying because demonetized means there just won't be ads on it, but age-restricted

means you'll have to sign in and prove you're 18 or older to watch the video, which is so

annoying, this isn't like explicit, this could even be classified as like educational.

because I'm telling you about sex toys and what you can do with them, it's not meant

to be like ~pornographic~ or anything.

Anyways, let's look at some sex toys, and remember that if you like anything here, you

can go to adamandeve.com and use the offer code RILEY to get 50% off of almost any one

item, and free shipping in the US and Canada.

Alright, let's see what we got here.

First up, we got the Touch, Extreme Vibrations.

How do I get in here?

This is the cutest little vibrator.

Look at that.

I love it.

It's so sleek.

Look at her.

Aw, do the thing.

Focus on the sex toy, not me, there you go.

Look at her she's so pretty.

And it's USB rechargeable, which I prefer so much to like battery-powered sex toys.

Is she charged right now?

No, she is not charged.

But it feels really nice, it's a good little size.

I'm liking this vibrator so far.

Oh my god, massage wands.

These things are the fucking best.

This one is called Sasha, the Endless Flexible Massager.

Ooh, this one's nice.

It has like a lot of weight to it, and it's way bendier than like other wands are.

Usually they're like stiff right here and then they just kinda bend at the head, but

this is like, bendy all over.

This one is also not charged, but yeah, I bet -- it looks like it vibrates on both ends,

does it?

Yeah, it has a motor in this end, and a motor in this end.

And all the controls are like right here on these three buttons.

Advanced silicone flex technology.

Submersible and 100% waterproof.

Silent.

Body-safe.

Nice!

Alright, let's see what it has to say about this.

"Sasha is a very nimble toy for couples that is designed with precious, making it crave

to fulfill your deepest desires.

We have used a new technology to develop this medical-grade silicon toy.

It gives Sasha softness and endless flexibility.

So it will comply perfect to the shape of your body.

The two super quiet yet powerful 10-speed motors will provide satisfying vaginal and

clitoral stimulation that will work even in the deepest of waters.

Because of its ergonomic shape, it is also perfect for partner play, and you will both

love this unique experience.

When you and your partner are done, simply connect it to the included USB charger."

Thanks, Sasha.

This is honestly great, and if you haven't seen my other videos, you should know that

vibrating massage wands are not just for people with vaginas.

If you have a penis, you should try one of these out at least, like some kind of wand massager.

They will probably change your life.

But I do love this, it's like a nice small, really soft vibrating wand that actually has

it on both sides, that just, that seems really fun.

Oh we have so many double-ended massagers, this one's definitely double-ended, the Joystick

Rechargeable Wand.

Dang, this one is much longer than the other one.

And one head is like significantly larger than the other, oh and this one has a charge.

Whoa!

Yup, she's going.

Damn yeah that gets pretty vibrate-y.

And it is super flexible.

This seems like a really fun one to have between couple because it's so long and flexible that

you could really like get creative with it.

It's also just very much like a baton like I feel like I'm playing, err -- racing in

track, and I'm just like -- you have to hand the baton on to the next person.

Or I could just like twirl it around -- woo, woo!

Pfftt, haha.

What does it say about, this one?

Play together with the rechargeable couple's vibrator that doubles your shared bliss.

With separate motors at both ends and an ultra flexible silicon shaft, you can both ride

waves of multi-speed vibration at the same time.

And it's submersible, so you can use it in the bath.

These are really just, these are all coming in real handy.

Ah, I love it.

Okay, what else do we have?

The Silicon Rechargeable Three-Point Prostate Massager, I feel like I may have seen this

in one of my other videos, so I hope I don't say the exact same thing I said in the last video.

So this one is billed as a prostate massager, so if you have a prostate, you can insert

this part, and then this is like a perineum massager.

The perineum if you don't know is the space in between your anus and where your genitals

basically start, I mean it's all kind of your genitals but like before where the scrotum starts.

So you're really getting vibrations like all over the place.

And if you haven't tried prostate stimulation before, you might want to look into it.

You could start with like smaller toys than this and kinda work your way up to it because

this is a little bit big and it's got so much vibration that I feel like it could be overwhelming

if it's like your first time doing prostate stuff.

But, definitely work your way up to this, and this could be really pleasurable for you.

I feel like I'm in like a Western and this is like the little revolver.

Oh, nope.

Good thing I'm not in a Western.

Woop, pah!

Mm, no.

*loud clanging noise* -- alright, maybe I should stop doing that.

Next is the... we're just gonna call you the Satisfyer.

Okay I'm not gonna lie this is like pretty cool packaging.

This looks like some little sci-fi thing that like sits on the desk of someone in a dystopian

movie and then like starts to take over the world.

Oh but it's just a shell, it just opens up like that.

Oh and she is very squishy.

Wow there is so much going on here.

Oh, there's like a thing inside of it -- yep.

Oh is the whole thing coming out?

Oh, there we go.

Okay, hahaha.

There's like a little stick inside of it, I guess like holding it together.

I feel like maybe I shouldn't have taken off its little sci-fi shell thing.

It just looks like a turtle without its shell, like it just looks very awkward.

Now we're gonna put you back in there.

What is this?

Does this little end come off?

Oh, okay yeah so that makes more sense, so this end is where you put your penis in if

you have a penis, and then -- whoops -- there's a little open area at the end that you can

like close or open depending on like how much suction you want.

And there's also -- you can push on the sides and there's little air holes, so you can control

like the level of suction that's going on.

Some of these toys for people who have penises like don't have the suction controls as much.

So that's nice to see here.

Also it's just like a fun design.

You know, as usual it's like soft and squishy, which is great.

But you'll definitely still have to like use lube and remember to clean it a lot.

But it's very easy to like get out of this container so it'd be very easy to clean.

Some other ones it can definitely be like more difficult to clean them, just cause they're

so like encased in something.

And some others I feel like they try to look like weirdly realistic.

Like a vulva or a like lips, and this is just more of like a amorphous kinda blob thing,

which, idk, seems less creepy to me.

Anyways, if you have a penis, um, and you like these kinds of toys, this seems like

a fun one to check out.

Alright, and last we have the Badass Booty Vibe.

Ooh, that's fun.

Oh, it's like stiff, like you can move it and then it kinda stays in that direction.

It's got this little ring hole on it so you don't lose it.

She vibrate?

Is she on?

Does she have power?

*clicking noises*

This really, this looks like someone's wand, is it Dumbledore's wand?

Is it the Elder Wand?

This is definitely a Harry Potter wand, for sure.

Voldemort's wand?

Mm, I need to look it up now.

This is absolutely the Elder Wand.

If you've seen the Elder Wand in Harry Potter, it's literally just this.

It's like straight with little bumps along the sides.

So, if you wanna fuck yourself with an Elder Wand, for all you *true* Harry Potter fans

out there!

So it says, "Give your backdoor pleasure a major rechargeable boost with this anal vibe's

ultra flexible and beaded silicone shaft makes it easy to tease or go deep.

Ten powerful vibration functions send booty-rocking pleasure right where you crave it.

When you're nearing climax, hit the power boost button to activate ten seconds of concentrated

turbo-charged vibration, guaranteed to drive you over the edge.

And its sleek chrome-accented grip handles like a dream.

Clean up with hot water and Adam and Ever toy cleaner.

Cool, that's a really smart idea, having the little boost thing, and I do love the little

ring, so that -- cause you need to make sure that when you have anal toys they have some

kind of like ring or something on the outside that flares so that it doesn't get lost up

in there.

And its ability to like stay kind of curved is really nice cause you can make it go how's

most comfortable for you.

So, we have the badass booty vibe, we have the joystick rechargeable wand, we have Sasha.

This is just, is this a bi flag?

Have we just made a bi flag out of sex toys?

Wait no, the purple goes in the middle.

there you go.

Pink, purple, blue.

Bisexuals, come get your sex toys.

Um, we also have the prostate massager, the satisfyer -- oh, can I hold all these at once?

-- and, the touch extreme vibrations.

Voila!

Sex toy unboxing complete!

But if you think you might like any of these, feel free to try them out, there's no shame

in trying out sex toys.

They can be for masturbation or they can be for having sex with your partner, or you could

just like, idk, need a baton for your next track and field meet.

Or a wand for... taking over the world?

Is there like, an invisibility cloak sex toy somewhere?

But if you liked any of those, remember that you can go to adamandeve.com and use the offer

code RILEY to get 50% off of almost any one item and free shipping in the US and Canada.

Thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you next time!

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Most Viewed Youtube Video EVER (world record) - Duration: 6:21.

Disclaimer my results are based on numbers presented on my screen as I was

doing YouTube live please do not try to replicate this at home for it could be another

millions of years until stats like this shows up again, if ever. Any attempts can

cause unnecessary frustrations like breaking your computer screen...

alright let's take a look at the video with the highest views on YouTube... or so we thought hmmm

Alright Taylor Swift blank space 2.3 billion that's nothing nothing

Adele, hello? You didn't make it...

Again, Taylor Swift now we got shake it off

can't shake off that title, still not the winner

and I see what you guys are trying to do there maroon 5 there's more than one of you that team effort

I'm gonna give you credit but no

Justin Bieber... yes I'm sorry you didn't cut it either

Uptown funk no Bruno Mars not you and your bros either

Masha and the bear recipe for disaster I would have to say

you're doing pretty good trying... pat on the back for that~

And Gangnam style I love your video but your views... meh!!

Ed Sheeran-- shape of you.... No just because

you're on Game of Thrones doesn't mean it's gonna help

Wiz Khalifa-- See you again. Yes and I will see you again when I'm looking down at you

from the top of the chart

and Despacito -- You think you're on the top of the chart right now?

Well it doesn't matter if you're taking it slowly or if you're

going at Lightspeed... literally we're still light-years apart

By now you're probably wondering what's this most viewed video

and what the heck did this person do Well, it kinda goes like this

so one day she was doing her usual daily streams and she realized hmm there's

312 people that's watching simultaneously while she only have like

what 800 subscribers hmm

And then a few minutes went by and

then she's like okay this is really interesting

whatever I'm talking about must have really got people's attention but I

didn't talk about anything yet 3123 viewers (but no likes)

You know they say a healthy person's cell turnover in our human body is about 50 to 70 billion per day

so according to you this rate of growth ... what is it 312,000 viewers

in about 18 minutes literally this growth is viral

that's why they call it viral videos!!

At 31 million viewers I decided to draw the line

Am I really that interesting seriously?!?!?!

Am I? (oh Mel you're just so narcissistic!!)

alright by the time it hit the 1/2 hour mark I've have 45% of the world's population that's watching

me all together at the same time

What? You people don't have to sleep???

Nope, my followers gotta be that loyal that not only 1/2 the world is watching me

Now they're getting multiple devices to play simultaneously with different multiple

accounts so that they can register as different people watching

wow that's some dedication right there. Thanks you guys I'm in the trillions because of you guys... smooch~~

Okay and now I have 446,000 times the world population that's watching me

now this is really eerie... so does that mean

there's extraterrestrial beings or there's some paranormal stuff that's going on

Who the hell is watching my stuff?? And why do you guys have YouTube?

if I'm trying to conceptualize this for example as every one of these

viewers is to watch my stuff for an hour.

YouTube existed only for 13 years

so times that by 12 months in each year in times of that by 3.25 billion hours

that's generated in views every month so that means

I am actually having 61 million times of those hours I've ever existed in the

history of YouTube based on everyone watching an hour each

I stopped trying um 3.12 x 10^20 ... what do you

call that number anyway actually that number is 312 quintillion... Actually I

just learned that number just now at 312 septillion viewers I'm thinking now I

got microbes, bacteria, molecules, particles, all the sperm count that you

can find in this whole entire world by all of our species ... all combined... as well

as our human beings they're all watching me. At this time I think I have to be

very very PC maybe I should actually hire like a PR manager to actually

screen the stuff before I even say it

if that wasn't enough okay we got 3.12 nonillion

nonillion! 10 to the power of 30 so that I guess that means 3.12 followed by 28 zeroes...

if that's not world record I don't know what you call world record

This is a universe record!!

And though we are worlds apart, like me there's more to them than meets the eye. I am MeloCat and I send this message

to any beings taking refuge in the entire universe not limited to humans,

extraterrestrial beings, microorganisms, bacteria, living cells, and Autobots to break my record

I am Here I am waiting you.

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Apple Coloring Pages | How to Draw Rainbow Apple | Apple Drawing and Painting | Fun Factory Studio - Duration: 3:29.

hello kids

lets start drawing

drawing an APPLE

first make outline

the leaf

the stalk

make it bold

now

time for

coloring

red color

orange color

yellow color

light green color

sky blue color

blue color

purple color

brown color

green leaf

hello kitty crayola

lets choose

i think...

it will be OGANGE

orange background

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How To Monetize Your Youtube Channel - Duration: 8:56.

Day 17. Hi guys, I'm Grant Thompson and Kris Krohn.

Hey, guys. We want to get your channel monetize. YouTube has a lot of

qualifications that you have to meet, a thousand subscribers, four thousand hours

of watch time and even when you hit that, it could take weeks if not months to

even get approval to be monetized and once you're monetized, you're only making

fractions of pennies on your views. It takes about 20 views to make a penny. So

check it out. You've just got your first video done and what we want to do is we

want to get you to start thinking in terms of, alright, I'm putting this

channel together, I'm getting it launched, they've got my video done. I got it

uploaded and at some point you got to start saying, I've put money out right,

I've bought lighting kit or camera, I've spent money on software perhaps,

maybe editors, I really want to start figuring how to make money and we're

gonna do some advanced monetization trainings as we get into our 90 days but

right now we want to just share with you one technique, a simple thing that you

can do right now that actually if you've been doing your homework up to this

point, you're actually ready for. So that in addition to Adsense,

we can get you going on some of the extra income. That's right. We want to put

a very simple system in place for you so you can start making money from day one

and let's say one of these strategies works, your very first day releasing a

video, if you sell something, you could actually make the equivalent of about

ten thousand YouTube views on your video. So listen up. So what we're

talking about here is products, you know, you're using your YouTube channel to

build an audience, they're gonna want to buy something from you. They don't know

it yet but they will and so you need to create something for them. And the people

that subscribe, the people that are your fans doing something simple like buying

a t-shirt for example or buying something else that we can slap your

logo on or a favorite saying that you start using that we're going to show you

a model that doesn't really require any inventory, it just doesn't matter of

having the graphics, the intellectual property, having everything set and ready

to go and all of a sudden, you've got one of your first ways out the door that you

can monetize. Advanced trainings are gonna be coming where we're gonna talk

about how do you monetize by perhaps selling like a 200 or a 500 or a

thousand hundred or a two thousand dollar course. Thousand hundred..

I want one of those. I'm gonna show you how to do that

because those are some of the advanced strategies for making a lot of money or

selling you know, contract services that maybe you possess skill wise that you

can sell off channel to individuals that met you through your channel so we're

going to get to those later but let's actually get into like the really simple

forms that you can do and really what we're talking about here is what? Here's

about as simple as you can get.. You're gonna make a shirt, you're gonna make a

shirt with no overhead expenses, it's not gonna cost you anything, you're gonna

have a link in your description and if somebody clicks that link and buys the

shirt the shirt will automatically be printed, automatically be shipped to them

and all customer service will be done without you, you just get the difference

in profit. How does that sound? Dude, that sounds like a that sounds like a winner

for someone who's brand-new out the gate. So there's no overhead risk, okay, we call

this drop shipping and there's some cool companies out there that do it like

printful. Printful.com is a company that will do exactly that. You basically

create the shirt, you put it in your store, you say how much you want to

charge for it if somebody would pay $500 for shirt then that's great, you'll make

all that difference. Typically a shirt will be like 20 to 25

bucks. Now for printful, I think they're gonna charge you about 10 to 20 dollars

for the shirt and for printing it and then there will be some shipping charges

as well so long story short, how do you get this all set up? Well I think you can

go right to printful.com and open up an account, create a shirt and then

you'll have a link but more commonly, this works through a store called

Shopify. Do you use Shopify before, Kris? I have. I should say my team has.

That's good for you. I've had the experience of going through Shopify and setting up

accounts so if you go to the kingofrandom.com right now,

you're gonna see a lot of different shirts and hats and things of that

nature, those are all set up through printful. I don't actually have any of

those in the warehouse. So I want to I want to, just ask you so you're not

ordering anything through China? No. You don't have to lay out money for

inventory for all the different shirt sizes and shapes for that people are

gonna buy from? Correct. Could I go to Shopify? My garage is not full of boxes

and shelves and products and things of that. Which is pretty cool. I mean, you

could probably make a few extra bucks if you did but you'd have to lay up perhaps

thousands of dollars to have some kind of inventory. That's right, it's not

really worth it so like if I was a really large dude and I wanted like a 4x

shirt, could I buy one? Yep, you could. And if I was a petite little woman and I

wanted like a junior small, could I get one? That's right. They're made on demand so

you can get any size. Seem this is so because by the way,

I've done inventory before of shirts I'm selling, you this is a much smarter way

to do it and it also allows for some cool customization which a lot of people

are looking for so all you're really doing is investing in sayings and logos

and things that you think people on your channel would be interesting about.

Speaking of logo, you know what you've already got one right because in a

preview we talked about some ways that you could develop a logo so let's just

do like a mental case scenario here and let's walk through this. Let's say you go

right now, let's just say theoretically, you open a new tab and you go over to

shopify.com, if you go to sign up for Shopify, they're gonna give you an option

to sign up for a 14-day free trial which means it doesn't cost you anything for

14 days. Now let's say you set up this free trial and once you have your

Shopify account established, you add an app to the Shopify account. An app is a

third party that integrates with the store, it's actually a really cool easy

system if you know what you're doing so you go into the apps and you look for an

app called printful, you add printful which actually has a zero monthly fee so

right now you're on a free trial with an app that costs nothing. You go into the

printful app and you start designing a shirt which is as easy as just clicking

on the shirt that you want, picking the color that you want and then it gets to

a place where it says add your image here. That sounds ridiculously simple. So

now you take your logo that you've already had made by your friend on

Fiverr or somewhere else, you drag that logo onto the shirt, you resize it and

make it look the way that you want and then you click publish. What it does in

that case is it publishes the shirt which you can add to your Shopify store

and now if anybody goes on there and buys it, everything else is done. You

don't worry about the shipping, you don't worry about the fulfillment, the only

thing that you have to worry about is what price you're gonna sell it for. Is

it gonna be an $18 shirt? Is it gonna be a 22 dollar shirt? $25 shirt? You set the

price of what you think it's worth. So let me ask you a question. So on king of

random, as you think about one of your shirts, what do you have it listed for? So

my shirts are about 25 dollars. Okay and if someone were to buy a $25 shirt,

what's your heart cost that that they're gonna take from you for supplying the

shirt, printing it, shipping and getting it to the customer? So for the on demand,

we're looking about twelve dollars plus shipping. Okay and so how much is

shipping in cost you? Shipping will be like about five dollars. Awesome. So which

actually gets calculated when there hang out so their total cost wound up

being about $30. Printful will invoice me for about $14, $15 and then I'll get the

difference. I can make $10 to $15 on a shirt. So by the way, making $15 on a

shirt, let's just say even say you make $10 on a shirt, how many views do you

need on one of your videos to be equivalent to that? So assuming that on

YouTube, a thousand views will make you about $1, if you were to make $10 to $15

on a shirt, you'll be the equivalent of 10,000 to 15,000 views on your video and

this is just selling one shirt. This is just the beginning by the way, a

monetization. Now I just want to remind you, if you're watching this, you're like

dude, that sounds like so much work for so little money and I want to tell you

that in the beginning, it feels that way. I'm going to tell you that once you have

momentum building and you're on the other side, you're gonna start feeling

like you have this massive arm of leverage where you do very little and

this whole audience is waiting to do a whole lot. So right now, when I drop

a video, I'm gonna get all these people to actually start watching

it, people are gonna come to my website, they're gonna look at my courses and

boom, I actually now have customers coming in on nearly daily basis right

now just often that simple strategy or like what Grant's doing with shirt. You

know right now, if he puts a video out there, there's a lot of traction that it

hits and so now Grant can have some fun saying, you know what, let's design 10

different shirts, let's just create 15 different designs we, like let's put

them on all sorts of different things and what people go there it's almost

like choose-your-own-adventure. What's my favorite color? What logo do I like? And they

can pretty much have it all and if you like the idea of doing things with

little overhead costs, I mean, this is great because you can literally use your

14 day trial to set up a shirt, get your video going or post it to your friends

and family and if you sell two or three shirts, that'll be enough money to pay

for an entire month of Shopify so you can develop new products, develop new

videos and sell more. So you could actually be like earning while you're

learning which actually is pretty cool. Yeah, so this is one way to monetize

YouTube without YouTube and you really have to take a proactive approach

on how you're gonna do that from the beginning.

Even if you're a creator, just doing it for the love of it, there's got to be

money to sustain what you're doing. Guys, your homework for tonight is to make a

shirt. Get on Shopify, create an account, set up your print full app and go ahead

and make a shirt. You can your Shopify account after that I don't

care, I just want you to have the experience so that you have the

experience so go do it now.

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