Waching daily Jun 29 2018

Keep going, keep going...

...almost there, almost...

-Are you ready? -Yeah!

Tah-dah!

-Baby, this is your surprise? "Crêpes"(French Pancakes)? -Yes, but you trust me right?

Fine, let's go.

- Hello. - Hello.

How can I help you?

-Go ahead it's on me. -Ok good, because I'm starving

So let's start with the salty pancake, super-sized!

For the toppings: mayonnaise, hot chili, Algerian sauce, BBQ, ketchup, Cayenne Pepper, Cheesy sauce...

...but no ranch, I'm on a diet.

Tuna, chicken, turkey ham, charbroiled chicken, smoked sausage...

Can you eat all that?

...blue cheese, cheddar...

She sure can eat a lot of meat

...and the deep fried chicken over spicy sausages

Excellent choice!

-And that's all... -Oh thank God!

...for the salty pancake, now for dessert, a pancake with:

Nutella, Butter Fingers, Nestle Crunch, Snickers, Twix, Oreo...

Dumbass!

What the hell are you doing? Can't you see she's using you?

-You guys have been together for like 3 months? -Yeah.

Jesus man, it's not gonna last. I know it, you know, we all know it.

Not so fast, you little devil.

Don't listen to that son of a B(eelzebub)!

You know she's a good girl, she's pretty on the inside AND on the outside.

True.

Just think of all the good times you've had together.

Baybee...

Yes, sweetie? Is everything ok?

-Can you hand me the remote please? -Yeah

Look what I made for you.

What is it?

It's green Jasmine tea with a hint of honey, just like your Mom used to make it.

-Awww, thank you baby. -And guess what else?

I've cooked your favorite dish.

-Yeah, I made you "Tajine chicken" just the way you like it. -No way?

-Yes way! -Awww.

My love, I know you hurt yourself really badly but you know what? I'll take care of you all week.

-You are the best. -I know.

-Ok, ok. -See.

But wait,

how did you get hurt in the first place?

Let me show you.

Oh my God, Lena just had her baby.

-He is so cute! Look. -Really?

Oh wow, he is, yeah, huh, he is...

...he really looks like her.

No, he is cute.

-Do you want anything to drink? -No, I'm fine.

He is not...

I think he is adorable...

Damn it! Why is there always a dumbass around ruining everything?

-Watch where you're going! -I'm sorry miss.

When my boyfriend gets back, he's gonna kick your ass!

-Oh yeah? -Yeah, he's gonna kick your...

Baby! This guy is harassing me and he disrespected me in front of everyone.

If I were you I would get rid of that crazy bitch!

Listen here little man,

-Babe. -No, no, he disrepected you

it'll be over quick!

Don't know if you noticed, but there's 220 pounds of pure muscle standing here,

so apologize, or else I'm gonna whoop your ass in front of...

Let me pay for your lunch, and theirs too...

You missed!

That's what I call "Chinese take out"

Have a seat!

Order's up!

Sorry.

Catch!

Thank you.

Hey my friend!

Good luck.

Back up!

Yeah baby, show them who's...

See that?

I told you.

What do you...

Trust me, she's worth it.

-Oh yeah... -So you like it?

It's amazing!

-You don't want any? -No, I'm not that hungry.

Babe, we need to talk.

This isn't working.

It's not you it's me. But we had fun right?

Gimme that!

Excuse me miss...

-No, no, I'm not interested, go away! -Nah, see this is the problem...

...it doesn't work like that,

first off, you're not even my type, with your pancake chest!

See, that's the problem with you females, you always think someone is trying to holla at you.

Nope! I was actually trying to give you this $50 that you dropped

but now I'm keeping it, gonna buy me some "crêpes", courtesy of Princess Pancake Chest.

Getting on my last nerve, females these days yo, so whack, I was trying to be polite but nooo...