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Welcome to part 2 of this Unity tutorial series where we're creating a survival shooter

game using Unity's new implementation of the Entity Component System pattern, or Unity

ECS for short.

In part 1 we configured the editor and imported the Entities package, which contained all

of the classes need to work with Unity ECS.

In this video we'll begin implementing the first half of player movement, which we'll

finish in part 3.The goal is to get the player's avatar to move in response to vertical and

horizontal input from the controller.

So where do we begin?

Well, when you're working with the Entity Component System pattern it's important

to always think in terms of data and behavior.

Data is stored within components, which are simple data containers that are attached to

entities.

In Unity ECS components come in one of two forms; MonoBehaviours and structs that implement

IComponentData.

MonoBehaviours are used for hybrid ECS and IComponentData structs are used for pure ECS.

We'll examine the differences a little later on in the series but for now we're going

to take the hybrid approach and stick to MonoBehaviours.

So what sort of data is required for player movement in our survival shooter?

Well we know from documentation that Unity's static Input class has a GetAxis method that

returns a value between negative and positive one for horizontal and vertical input.

We can leverage this data to produce the kind of behavior that we're looking for.

A positive value on the horizontal axis should cause the player avatar to move to the right,

and a negative value from the vertical axis should cause the player avatar to move down,

and so on.

This sort of behavior used to be defined right within MonoBehaviours attached to GameObjects.

But with Unity ECS behavior is stored within systems, which are classes that perform logic

on a list of entities that contain a specific set of components.

Unity ECS Systems implement one of two base classes; ComponentSystem and JobComponentSystem.

Again, the variations relate to hybrid ECS and pure ECS respectively.

And again we will be sticking to the hybrid approach, for now.

So let's get started by creating our first component; the one that'll hold our input

data.

Since we're sticking to the hybrid approach, all we need to do is create a MonoBehaviour.

I'll name it "InputComponent".

Now we can add two floats to hold the values of the horizontal and vertical axes.

Back in the editor we can add InputComponent to a prefab that has everything we need to

represent the player.

Alright, we're almost ready to start defining behaviour, but there's one more important

aspect of ECS that we still need to cover.

We've talked about components and we've talked about systems, but it's called the

Entity Component System pattern right?

So what about entities?

Well, an entity is an object that has a collection of components.

Systems iterate over subsets of entities based on the components that they have in their

collection.

We'll need to transform the player GameObject into an entity so our system can access it.

As you've probably already guessed, there are two ways to create entities in Unity ECS;

the hybrid way and the pure way.

Sticking to the hybrid approach, all we need to do is attach a GameObjectEntity component

to the player GameObject.

This will cause Unity to register it as an entity and all of its MonoBehaviours as components.

There's a little bit of magic involved here in order to give each system access to the

appropriate entities.

Let's explore that now by creating our first system.

It's sole purpose will be to define player movement behavior, so I'll call it "PlayerMovementSystem".

The first thing we'll need to do is make it implement the ComponentSystem base class

and the OnUpdate method.

Next we need to define which entities this system should iterate over.

Systems only care about entities that contain a certain subset of components.

We can represent that subset of components by defining a struct that has those components

we want to filter entities by.

The PlayerMovementSystem only needs to operate on entities that at least have a Rigidbody

and an InputComponent, so I'll add those to the filter.

Now we can utilize a method provided by the ComponentSystem class called "GetEntities"

to iterate over the entities that meet the requirements of our fitler.

Again, there's a little bit of magic in the way that Unity ECS is written that handles

this in an extremely optimized way.

The last thing we need to do is implement player movement behavior with some fairly

basic logic that'll be applied to each entity in the list.

In our case, there'll only ever be one entity in the list; the player.

Now we aren't actually consuming Input just yet, but we can still test this behavior by

manually setting the values of the InputComponent from the inspector when the scene is running.

We can also confirm a couple of important details using the very handy Entity Debugger,

which you should definitely have docked somewhere in your editor.

The first thing we can check is whether or not our entity has been registered by clicking

on "EntityManager".

Sure enough there's "entity zero", complete with all of it's MonoBehaviours which have

been converted to ECS components.

The next thing we can do is make sure that the player movement system has been loaded

by searching for it in the same list that we found the entity manager.

There it is, and check it out.

It's even got "entity zero" in it's list of entities.

That means our filter worked!

Now we're ready to test our behavior.

With the scene still running, I'll select the player GameObject and manipulate the horizontal

and vertical values of the input component.

First horizontal.

Now vertical.

Beautiful.

Just a heads up, the Unity project used in this video, which you'll see evolve throughout

this series will be available for download to my tier two patrons.

You are, of course, free to copy the code you see as you follow along, but if you're

feeling a little lazy or you'd like to support my work, please consider becoming a patron

today.

I'll even include some bonus content for each part of the series.

The package for part two, the one you're currently watching, will include some integration

tests that asserts the correctness of the logic used in the player movement system.

So we've got our player movement behavior defined, which is based on input data.

In part 3 of this series, we'll actually begin consuming player input and transforming

it into the data that the player movement system needs to operate correctly.

We'll also take a look at an alternate method for filtering entities at the system level.

If you found this tutorial helpful, please leave a like and a comment letting me know

what you thought.

And for more Unity tutorials just like this one, don't forget to subscribe with notifications

on.

I'll see you in the next video!

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Mon organisation 2018 (plan de lecture, Méditation, Bible en 1an) - Duration: 20:53.

Welcome!!! Today I'll show you What i'm doing to study the Bible this Year

I already have a video where I share a flip through my 2017 journal

link bellow ;)

and an other one about all of my ressources (link bellow)

This is what I use in 2018

I love everything, i'm glad to share it with you

First of all my devotional

It's this (huge) devotional: "365 aux pieds du maître" by Jeremy sourdril

everyday you have a verse and a devotion

J.S. is well known in Canada, he created "enseigne-moi.com" and emci.TV (you can check it here on youtube)

you have the date, who wrote

a title then a verse or an intro

and then the devotional

with bible verses

sometimes it's on 2 pages sometimes on one

I love this devotional ;)

I don't write in it , but I write on post it

and then Iput the post it in my Bible

it's very big, but when I travel i take picture of the devotional and then read them on my phone ;)

The second thing I'm doing is this study

I use this Bible alone for this study because I use a color code (link bellow)

it's a very old bible got when I was 6

I made the cover myself I have a DIY on my channel ;)

here is the color code I use

it's from goodmorninggirls

with each color you have some topics

purple: God, Jesus, Holly Spirit

pink: women of the bible, relationships, family, marriage, friendship...

and so on

And I am reading the Whole Bible this year in a chronological order

I already read the whole bible but I wanted to read it in a chronological order

so at the end of the year I will have my whole Bible colored with this color code

a good way to study it

i also write some notes in it but I don't have a specific way of doing it

I also write on post it if i need space

I put some washitape on every book so I can find them easily

a DIY is coming soon

I use this study for this

it's from "beloved society" and it's a chronological reading plan

I bought it on "illustrated faith"

I think it's beautiful, and i bought it so I can use the illustration on my bible journaling

I saw on youtube someone putting some ribbons and reducing the size so I did the same

really cute

so every month you have which verses you need to read

and it's super cute

everything is very chronological, even the psalm

I'm a little behind

this is the journal I use

it's a travelers notebook by webster's pages

it's like a cover and you can put little journal in it, when they are full, you can put some news in it

I really like this type of journal it's very convnient

I put a little "alice" charm

a vellum pieces from a bible journaling book

I haves some "decoration" then some tabs

In this first journal I have some devotional "attached" with my bible journaling

they are from illustrated faith or from other website (link bellow)

if you want a flip through tell my in the comment section

I really love it, it motivates me to read my bible more

Then I have my Journaling Bible

i have already some video about bible journaling

I love joining art and faith

at first when i got this Bible I was "shy" to use it, I was afraid to ruin it

but know i really love it

I have a flip through on my channel

I already tell you everything i know on Bible journaling in a video

but a frequently asked question is "are you not afraid to cover the text in the bible"

first: you often can see through the paint, 2 this is a "journaling bible" so just for journaling 3 it's doesn't bother me because i have lot's of other bible to read and for studying

I have a video about all of my bibles

if you're interested

I love this "art form" but do what you are comfortable with

if you don't like to write in a bible, then don't

I highlight some verses

this is what i do in Bible journaling

I really love it ;)

last but not least "un miracle chaque semaine"

i have a review on my chanel (lol so much self promotion here )

every week you have a little study

some times some testimony

and lots of picture

with my family we are doing it every week someone of the family is reading a page, it's great devotional for the family, it's short and very encouraging

it's from the "e-mail list " " un miracle chaque jour" from eric celerier (top chrétien)

subscribe to this e mail list it's very good

here is the highlighters I use they are from the daily grace company ( I did a haul)

they are for the thin pages on your bible, they don't bleed through

super cute

you can see them on Instagram I put lot's of picture with them

soooooo that's it for this video

hope you liked it

i'm just telling you what I am doing not what you need to do, I'm just sharing here...

it may seems a lot for some, not much for other..

I hope this encourage you to read your bible everyday

it was my goal in this video ;)

Like and share If you want <3

don't forget to subscribe

lot's of love and i see you next time ;) Bye ;)

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California Counts - Yolanda - Duration: 2:38.

Hi I'm Yolanda Wight I am 34 years old, I am married, I have 3 children.

So my mom was from Mexico City, my father Italian.

We lived in Huntington Beach, and it was kind of hard to feel fitting in, in the 90's there

was a lot of racism, lot of white supremacy in Huntington Beach, I was chased by a lot

of white supremacists in middle school

the weird thing is I don't like, it's Fountain Valley like where I live right now in Westminster

I feel like this is not anti-immigrant, it's actually embraced immigrants the most.

My son's school, the back side's in Vietnamese, everything's in English on one side

and the back side's in Vietnamese.

When we had a lot of Mexican immigrants when I was young, the backside wasn't in Spanish.

So then when the election came, I had my neighbors who were like about to hang trump signs in

their yard and I'm super uncomfortable.

I saw the line starting, I saw the separation starting,

I saw the anger starting, I saw my kids starting to be scared, I saw them starting to feel

like... wait, people don't like us because of our skin color? I don't understand

So my kids actually feel it. They're the ones who brought it up.

They actually asked me why does Trump not love us?

Why does he want to get rid of all the Mexicans what did we do?

Why are we so bad?

Why would you build a wall?

There is just hate, all I see is hate, all everybody talks about is hate.

It's just so much anger.

We don't need walls we need bridges with flowers on them and lights, you know?

Beautiful lit up bridges.

That's what I want.

There's power in numbers.

We are, we have the most numbers, I feel that we can and we want to make change.

I feel like everybody in California truly has the heart

and the love to make the change.

And they want it.

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SUMMER SLEEPOVER UNBOXING 💗 JUSTICE - Duration: 7:28.

Hey guys! It's Justice Girl With Heart Ambassadors

and today it's Tinsley and Teaghan.

And we're unboxing this huge box right here

filled with Justice goodies for our sleepover

and I don't know about you sis but

I'm speechless about this box.

Me too.

Cause look how big it is.

I just want to touch it.

I just want to open it and I just want to see.

I kind of want to do like a craft challenge.

Yes!

Justice heard that you're throwing a summer party and

we want to join in the fun, here are some extra special

goodies to help you have the sleepover of the summer.

Ooh!

Whoa!

Aw these are so adorable, look at the little grippies,

they're little hearts, that's adorable.

I love this mask, it says sweet dreams.

Of course sweet, watermelon's sweet.

Let's see what I got.

I can already tell it's going to be adorable.

Wait is it a onesie?

Oh no.

I thought it was a real onesie--

No, but, it looks like one of those,

it's a little cute like jacket and look

it says "life is sweet" and then it has

a little cute pineapple, look how cute this is.

Aw look how cute those are.

Wait, Tegan I think this goes to your set right?

Mr. Pineapple again.

Lets wear them together.

Yeah, looks like it.

I'm off to the next thing.

Aw, look at these cute little pineapples.

Alright, so it says, "party like a pineapple" --

Party like a pineapple!

And this set just pink little glitter, this is just

pineapples and pink backgrounds, and

then this one is a cute little pineapple,

it's the one on the cover, then this one is like stripes.

It's my turn to unbox and I'm excited.

Oh my gosh!

What is this?

It looks like--

What is that?

What what is this?

Wait...

Bluetooth speaker, built in microphone, LED light,

wait LED color changing.

Oh wow, look at this.

Its a huge watermelon, there's a lot of watermelons in this.

Wait, can I see?

Does it say anything?

Yeah, it says something on the shorts,

"life is sweet" aw that's cute.

Oh wait!

It's a huge watermelon and then,

it says, "life is sweet", it's kind of wrinkly.

Aw, look how cute this is, it's a little flamingo.

Look, it's a little flamingo.

Tegan, you got one like me.

Oh yeah.

Okay, on to the next thing.

These are so adorable!

On to the next one.

[In Unison] Oh!

I'm a flamingo, uh, uh, uh.

Uh huh!

Ooh!

Uh huh!

Look at these watermelon!

Pineapple, pineapple edition!

Watermelon face masks.

These are all me!

Alright, next thing.

These are cute--

Wow, what are these?

It says summer squad.

Summer squad.

They're tattoos!

Look, they're little tattoos.

They're tattoos!

Lets get this party started with some face mask!

I'm so excited because I haven't

done one of these ever!

What?

Well, get ready cause it's super fun.

Ill be the helper because I've done

this like a whole bunch of times.

Let's have some fun girls!

Let's start opening.

Watermelon nose!

Did ya'll see that these are scented.

What?

No wonder, Justice is the coolest place on Earth.

I know, it's my favorite.

I like it because it has so much glitter!

Well let's get started.

Okay.

And sequins!

And sequins yes, don't forget about the sequins!

Look how cute these are!

Wow they are so cute!

Justice is the best!

Look how pretty it looks!

Whoa!

I love justice!

The new scent is too good!

Okay girls, we got our nails done,

And our hair looks great,

So does our makeup,

And our tattoos!

It's time to do some karaoke!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Let's start mixing ladies!

So this is probably enough popcorn.

Pretzels!

Oh my gosh, there's a lot.

We've had the best sleepover of

our whole entire lives.

We have done face masks, fake nails, makeup,

karaoke, snack mix, and just thank you Justice,

for all this amazing stuff, you have made our day.

Now it's time to wrap it up by snuggling up with

all my best friends and watching the movie

while eating our snack mix.

Thank you Justice, we love you!

We've had an amazing slumber party and

it's time to wrap it up.

Thanks for watching and don't forget to subscribe

for more awesome Justice videos.

We love you justice!

Bye!

Bye!

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Dual Voltage Travel Hair Dryer - Duration: 3:36.

Hey cruisers welcome back to Gear-Athon 26 days of gear reveals and reviews just

for you so we have another travel on product today there's a discount code

and link in the description box below on this particular product and today we are

going to be showing you the dual voltage travel hairdryer this one runs $40

before our discount and as you can see it's travel size but it's not too

miniature which is what I really like about this little guy so like I said its

dual voltage so you can use this for 125 or 250 volts and this is a 1200 watt

product for those of you who are curious about it so does two speed settings high

and low so you do not get to adjust the heat on this product it's just high and

low also has one of these removable nozzles they're calling it a nozzle but

I feel like it's kind of it has another name but I've heard that these help to

dry your hair faster so that's really cool what I like about it is that

obviously it's better then the hair dryer you're gonna get on the cruise

line folks a lot of times the hair dryers are really weak and because of

the fact that fires such a hazard on a cruise they don't really want you

kicking out the heat with your hair dryer so it takes you forever

especially if you're a woman with longer hair or a man with longer hair to get

your hair dry so I sometimes will take a travel hair dryer with me on a cruise

the other thing that drives me bonkers about hair dryers on cruises is that

they are generally attached to the wall so there will be some kind of there will

be some kind of a cable that is hooking the the hairdryer through a drawer or on

a spiral cable that you cannot remove so you have to like pull the cable out and

on my last cruise it just drove me crazy I would I had to like sit on the floor

almost to use my hairdryer so the cable on this sucker is obviously quite long

as you can see so that's not going to be an issue so I like the size definitely

gonna get hotter than a regular dryer so what we're gonna do is we're gonna plug

it in and we're gonna give it a test run mister cruisetipstv brought me a little

extension cord so we are going to plug it in and I even brought out my handy

dandy dryer brush and we're gonna take this puppy for a test run it's about to

get loud up in here let's give it a go oh it's not working so let's just there

go okay so I want to just do that one more time I want to show you the low

setting okay that's low and this is high okay

let's give it a run oh yeah it's hot it's it's hot

okay I'm gonna do the low speed with the nozzle to go

yeah no that's gonna sound really bad in the mic let's take off the Naza my big

nozzle fan

all right 10,000 million times better oh now I have weird hair right than any

cruise line hair dryer just trust me on this one you guys unless you're sailing

on an upscale line or maybe a brand-new cruise ship the hair dryers are not

primo so this might be a good investment for you so if you do purchase one of

these or if you already have a travel dryer that you love or you have this one

leave us a little bit of information in the comments below and don't forget to

take advantage of the discount code we have for travel on bags special thanks

to travel on for partnering with us for Gareth on they've provided us with a lot

of the products that we're showing off to you today because they are an awesome

fit for cruise travelers all right you guys so we will see you again tomorrow

right for another gear Athon episode thanks so much for watching and until

next time get in gear and get cruising and get the hair dry

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LEGO has revealed the next poster for the LEGO Movie 2:

The Second Part -

still a strange title -

with promise of a trailer coming out TOMORROW.

I can't wait, but what is going on with this poster?

No, it's not bad,

I'm not being just2negative.

I'm just saying,

who is this space guy.. or girl -

which is clearly not a traditional lego minifigure -

it looks like... a minidoll.

Hmm.

Wyldstyle has new goggles and a little scarf.

And why does Benny have a robot arm,

what the heck is going on with Unikitty.

While Emmet doesn't have a different outfit,

Batman has an elaborate suit,

and borrows his glowly eyes slash utility belt

not present in the first LEGO Movie.

Oh, and Metalbeard looks a bit smaller than usual.

There's also a ruined statue of liberty,

probably harkening back to Planet of the Apes.

Anyways, what do you guys think of the poster?

Leave your thoughts in the comments below.

I'll be up bright

and early for that trailer tomorrow,

and I'll see you guys later.

Peace out.

Bye.

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The Untold Truth Of Bob Ross - Duration: 8:19.

Bob Ross.

Just his name brings a calm.

The soft-spoken painter who didn't make mistakes, only "happy accidents," painted on PBS stations

in the 1980s and 1990s.

His untimely death in 1995 at the age of 52 occurred just when he was exploding on the

pop culture scene.

He even appeared in a hip MTV spot back when MTV was hip.

"MTV, the land of happy little trees."

There's a lot people don't know about Bob Ross, so get ready for some surprises about

the guy with the sweet pipes and sweeter 'fro.

"If this is your first time with us, let me extend a personal invitation for you to drag

out your brushes and paints, and paint along with us.

I think you'll enjoy it."

Wet rivals

To the viewer, Bob Ross is that happy guy who paints happier trees and clouds and rivers.

To the artist, Bob Ross is a guy who paints in a very specific and unique way: wet on

wet, where paint is applied on a still-wet coat to create the finished piece.

Ross himself began painting in Alaska and learned his technique from a famed wet on

wet painter, Bill Alexander.

The German-born Alexander appeared on public television before Ross ever did, in the 1970s.

Ross dedicated an episode of his Joy of Painting program in Season 2 to his teacher and mentor.

"I would like to dedicate this show, to my beloved friend, and teacher, whom we've all

watched and loved for many years on public television, Bill Alexander."

But things soured from there.

By 1991, Ross wouldn't even mention Alexander by name.

As for Alexander, he said: "I invented 'wet on wet.'

I trained him, and he is copying me what bothers me is not just that he betrayed me, but that

he thinks he can do it better."

Hard to imagine anyone being mad at Bob Chillpants Ross, but it goes to show you: everyone has

a rival.

Someone out there probably hated Mister Rogers, too.

"hahaha."

Master Sergeant

Bob Ross is the last guy you'd expect to be angry with anyone, but he wasn't always a

soft-spoken painter.

Ross was born in Daytona Beach, Florida, and made his home in Orlando.

If you're wondering how a Florida man made it up to freezing Alaska, he did it the honest

way: by joining the military.

"I spent half my life in the military.

And I used to come home, take off my little soldier hat, put on my painters hat."

Bob Ross enlisted in the Air Force at age 18 and was stationed in Alaska.

Ross served 20 years, achieving the rank of master sergeant, before retiring.

Ross wasn't the softy we know and love during his time in the military.

He explained:

"I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy

who screams at you for being late to work."

After Ross left the Air Force, he vowed never to yell and scream again.

"Shoot, that's the joy of painting.

That truly is the joy of painting."

Unnatural fro

As recognizable as his sweet voice, the afro Bob Ross sports is the stuff of legend.

It's a meme in itself.

But Bob's fro is as real as his rivalry with Picasso.

The trademark hair is just a perm.

He initially got a perm to save money no need to waste precious cash on a haircut when it

will all just grow into a big ball of awesomeness.

And he hated it, but he couldn't undo his money-saving strategy.

The afro became the logo for his company.

His business partner Annette Kowalski said:

"He could never, ever, ever change his hair, and he was so mad about that.

He got tired of that curly hair."

Still, you can't call it a mistake.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.

So that anything that happens here you can work with it."

Going for broke

Bob Ross achieved fame for his PBS show, but it didn't pay the bills.

In case you forgot, PBS stands for Public Broadcasting Service as in a nonprofit station

that gets 15 percent of its funding from the government.

So obviously Ross wasn't swimming in it as a PBS star, but he had to make something,

right?

Well, not really.

Ross said that he never got paid for his Joy of Painting program.

As in nothing.

He said:

"People see you on television and they think you make the same amount of money that Clint

Eastwood does.

But this is PBS.

All these shows are done for free."

Ross made his money teaching, and selling books, and of course selling some of his paintings.

Ross also sold videos of his painting system which were really three-hour workshops that

went into more detail on his style.

"Shake it off, hehe, and just beat the devil out of it."

Happy little statistics

In 2014, the statistical website FiveThirtyEight finally answered the paradox that has kept

mortal man up all night: What exactly did Bob Ross paint?

Joy of Painting aired 403 times Ross only painted 381 times, since the other episodes

featured guests.

You know what Bob liked?

Trees.

A whopping 91 percent of his paintings contained at least one tree.

And if Ross painted a tree, there's a 93 percent chance he'd paint a second tree.

Because trees shouldn't be alone, obviously.

"A nice way to make a happy evergreen… let's give him a friend."

He only painted palm trees 2 percent of the time, but what do you expect?

They're everywhere in Florida.

He was probably sick of 'em.

Surprisingly, for a guy known for his "happy little clouds," his paintings only featured

clouds 44 percent of the time.

"And we'll go right up in here, and maybe… and maybe there's a happy little cloud that

lives right there, all you do is just tap."

And the only thing he hated more than palm trees were people.

In his 381 paintings, only one featured a person.

It was a silhouette against a tree a lonely cowboy.

"In technical terms, that's known as laziness."

Cash on cash

Actually coming across an original Bob Ross isn't as easy as it seems.

In the 381 programs he recorded, he painted three per show one he painted on camera, one

beforehand that he used as a guide, and one for close-ups and photography later.

That means he produced 1,143 paintings during his show.

Where are they?

For starters, he donated most to PBS stations, who auctioned them off.

But if you have a lot of cash around, you can purchase an original Bob Ross and they

ain't cheap.

A Ross can run over $10,000.

That's a whole lot of happy trees.

"Maybe these sons of a gun… there they go!

Go right on off the top of the canvas here."

Medically mesmerizing

Let's be honest.

The reason Bob Ross became so popular wasn't a sudden interest in wet on wet painting.

He had a unique look, and his soothing voice just sent people to their happy place.

"The chickens grew up, and they became my friends."

There's something about watching a guy paint clouds and trees in a pacifying voice that

relaxes people.

Ross once said in an interview: "We've gotten letters from people who say they sleep better

when the show is on."

And that's the truth.

There's this thing called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, or ASMR.

What people with ASMR get when they hear Bob Ross is "the tingles" a calming, pleasing

feeling that is usually associated with intercourse.

"God was really having a good day when he made Alaska."

We'll let you decide if the phenomenon is real or not, preferably by listening to him

alone in a darkened room.

"Whoo!

See what happens?"

Overseas star

When you think of the fame of Ross, you don't consider it on a global scale.

Yet, somehow, Bob Ross has a following worldwide.

There are certified Bob Ross instructors around the world, but for some reason, Japan in particular

took to Bob Ross.

Japanese television station NHK aired The Joy of Painting twice a day for years, and

despite a Japanese voiceover translation something most foreign countries airing the show did

not use the smooth pipes and relaxing mannerisms carried over perfectly.

"(speaking Japanese)"

Family palette

Of all the Joy of Painting episodes, the most frequent guest was Bob's son Steven.

"Thanks dad.

Hi, glad you could join me."

With his hair-band looks, Steve certainly didn't look the part of painter, but his technique

without a doubt was on par with his dear old dad.

These days, Steve doesn't have a lot to do with the Bob Ross empire.

A falling out of sorts happened after his father's passing, and Steve left Bob Ross

Inc.

Steve Ross still paints, as does his half-brother Morgan Ross.

The two maintain a low profile online, but Steve is best known for making enough double

entendres in one of his Joy of Painting appearances to become a short-lived meme.

"Push nice and hard.

If your wrist is wore out by the time you're done doing this you know you did something

right."

No wonder he keeps a low profile!

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Losing in The Hero Selection Screen | Overwatch - Duration: 11:55.

Do you know that feeling of stepping into a match of Overwatch- Whether competitive

or casual, and it appears as though you lost already when just looking at the hero choices

your team makes?

I'd imagine that many of you are all too familiar with that kind of a situation.

Overwatch is the kind of game where your choice of heroes and hero composition when looking

at your entire team, can immediately affect how likely you are to win the match.

And that, obviously, comes to nobody's surprise.

With the rock-paper-scissors nature of many of the heroes, in which they are simply meant

to overpower others, losing based on hero choice is absolutely nothing unusual.

And that is just one of the cases where many of us feel like we lost in the hero selection

screen already.

But why am I bringing this up?

Well, for my last upload, I decided to take one of Blizzard's arguments regarding matchmaking

balance and simply argued against it, using the point of view of an average player and

how a big part of the playerbase perceives these types of issues.

And I would like to keep this trend up.

While I think calling this an outright attack on their stance regarding game design is a

bit of an exaggeration, I do think that some of the things that Blizzard has argued against

or in favor of completely neglected player perception.

And when I say 'perception' some of you might be raising your eyebrows, wondering

if it is really a problem when it's not an actual issue, but rather one that we perceive

to exist.

Well, player perception actually affects a lot of things that then turn into very real

problems.

Here's an example: When the playerbase is under the perception that stacking with their

friends puts them at a disadvantage, because the matchmaker presumably gives them stronger

opponents, then it doesn't matter whether or not it actually does that very thing.

Because the result here is that we are going to stop playing with our friends in order

to increase our perceived chance to get more ELO, and we eventually end up in an environment

where teamplay comes second over trying to maximize your statistics.

In a similar fashion to that example, we also got the problem of players feeling like they

already lost in the hero selection screen.

And for the sake of trying to make you understand why this can potentially be more of a perceived

issue than a real one, I'm gonna have to play devil's advocate here.

But don't worry, it's eventually gonna come full circle to a statement side's of

Blizzard and their stance on the implementation of a certain feature that could alleviate

this problem.

So let's get this show rolling- Why do players feel like losing in the hero

selection screen happens so god damn often?

As we already mentioned in the beginning- The counter heavy nature of Overwatch.

If you have a bunch of teammates who all decide to play very stationary heroes on a map that

features a lot of highground play, then you are going to be, objectively, at a disadvantage.

Nobody likes kicking a competitive match off on a disadvantage, and even in casual play

it can be very frustrating to have to try five times harder to make up for a problem

that your teammates forced upon you.

Now, for the longest time, the playerbase was under the impression that hero balance

was completely dictated by balance patches and the current state of certain heroes in

the meta.

They were under that impression because it was largely the case.

You see, in Overwatch, what makes heroes viable is not solely their current power level in

regards to the latest patch.

It mainly comes down to map design.

High mobility heroes work well on high ground heavy maps, long range heroes work great on

maps that feature long sightlines and AoE heavy heroes work great on chokepoint heavy

maps.

The problem that we were dealing with for the longest time was not only a lack of knowledge

for these basic principles, because quite frankly, the game never taught us any of them.

But also the fact that balance patches, objectively, turned some heroes so incredibly powerful

that they could overcome this basic map-to-hero balance relationship.

Most people were running tripple tank in Season 3 because it was so incredibly powerful that

you could make it work on pretty much every map.

And pair that with our lack of knowledge for even basic principles like map-to-hero balance

relationships, and suddenly we find ourselves in a situation where refusing to adhere to

the meta puts us at a massive disadvantage.

This is why, especially in higher ranks where knowing all these things should become section

nature, it often feels like you lost in the hero selection screen already.

Now, some people might say that the fix for that would be the introduction of a role selection

queue where you sign up as whatever you want to play as prior to queuing up for a game.

But it is my belief that you can only fix that by, a.) putting in actual effort to teach

your playerbase when it comes to how the hell this game is supposed to be played, and b.)

react more swiftly to obviously oppressive meta trends.

You see, most of the things that we once called broken actually made it into the game as a

basic strategy.

Tripple Tank, Dive, Quad Tank, Tripple DPS, Double Sniper- The more balance patches we

get, the more things turn broken, the more things are broken the more things get tuned,

and the more strategies we end up having at our disposal once these things have been tuned.

Where tripple tank was once the only way to play the game with a decent chance to win,

it is now a strategy that can work under given circumstances.

Where dive comps used to be absolutely mandatory, they have now established themselves as a

staple of basic strategy in Overwatch, period.

The dev team has proven to us that they are capable of taking something inherently broken,

and tweaking it to the point where can still run it without having it become an oppressive

meta trend.

And that is why I firmly believe that our current meta in Season 10- The one largely

dominated by Brigitte and Hanzo, will eventually also reach one such status.

Well, it is either that, or it goes the way of the Bayblade meta that was actually completely

broken.

The problem is obviously that they are taking way too much time to implement these fixes.

Mercy has been a must pick for about 6 months or so before she was hit with a number of

obvious and mandatory nerfs.

And that is just way too long.

Now, that was a bit of an excourse on the evolution of meta play in Overwatch ever since

its release of competitive play, and personally, I would argue that all of this basic knowledge

adds a lot of context to the discussion that helps us argue against what Blizzard is telling

us.

You might be remembering their statement surrounding the implementation of a role queue, saying

something like this not lining up with the spirit of Overwatch where being able to swap

to any hero you like is inherent.

And I believe that we now have the ability to, at least kind of, disprove that.

You see, when they say something like this, it really doesn't mean anything.

"The spirit of Overwatch" can be anything that they want it to be, but that doesn't

mean that the playerbase would agree with that.

Even I snarkly tweeted out saying, "Jeff has a point.

I would hate for the spirit of 4 DPS players arguing over who is the most useless to be

ruined."

just because, well for one, I was pretty salty about that statement, but also because it

really doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things.

Because reality is that- The spirit of Overwatch is not our ability to swap to any hero we

like.

The spirit of Overwatch, from a community standpoint, is playing our favorite heroes

as often as possible.

Yes, there are compositions where slotting in different heroes other than your typical

2 DPS, 2 Tanks an 2 Supports is necessary.

But realistically, most players deliberately main very few heroes, and very often, they

are part of the same category.

But where do we take that anecdotal evidence from that supposedly supports our argument?

From the exact point of discussion that we covered in the beginning of this video.

In large, you can split players into about 3 categories.

Those who want to play meta because it simply gives them the best chance to win, in which

case they already know what they want to play anyway.

Players who don't care about the meta and rather play their favorite hero- In which

case those players also know what they want to play already.

And players who don't care either way, filling out whatever the team needs, in which case,

allowing them to specialize on one role could substantially improve their performance on

few heroes over splitting their playtime on a variety of them.

I think a lot of players would agree with the sentiment that most of us already know

very well what we want to play at the time of queuing up.

Sure, we might alter our choice depending on which map we are assigned to, but in large,

most of us just wanna play a handful of heroes, most of the time.

And that simply because it makes sense.

The way Overwatch was designed, combining so many different mechanics, it was made for

us to find our favorite heroes.

Even if you don't enjoy clicking heads, odds are that you will find at least one hero

in Overwatch that you enjoy playing.

So it's not only that most of us want to play just a handful of heroes at a time, it

also benefits us because we can more easily improve on a roster of few heroes over flexing

all over the place.

And when it comes to this lack of flexibility that they like to point at as the obvious

culprit explaining why they won't introduce a Role Queue- Think again to how we are approaching

the game.

Those interested in maximizing their chances to win study the meta and learn to play whatever

is beneficial at any given point in time.

If a Flex DPS has to learn how to play Brigitte because the Flex DPS Spot is usually playing

that role to add to a standard double Support Roster, then those players are going to adapt

to that meta.

But if somebody doesn't care about the meta or actively tries to avoid participating in

it, then they won't swap off of whatever hero they want to play anyway.

So where do we really make cuts when it comes to flexibility?

In the camp of players who learn what's necessary anyway, or those that wouldn't

swap even when given the opportunity?

This argument simply doesn't hold any water.

And, well, speaking of arguments that don't hold any water- It is obviously very easy

for me to sit here, poking holes in things that developers have said because they are

not here trying to defend their choices.

And I could also just be twisting facts however I like to make it look like my points are

foolproof.

After all, everyone is usually trying to reinforce their own point of view anyway.

And it's not like my points are based on more but anecdotal evidence.

You know, I could've spent another 10 minutes talking about how that Mercy One Trick might

have a DPS Account where they actually frag the hell out, so having them play Widowmaker

is not automatically giving you a loss.

Realistically, there are a lot of things that affect the outcome of your match.

Somebody could be having a really good day and play much better than usual, somebody

on the enemy team could have a really bad day and play horrible, maybe somebody is tilted,

maybe they have an alt account where they play something else at a really high level-

There are many, many factors.

But when it comes to the playerbase- I don't think any of that really matters to them.

You still have people call others a hero X main when they don't even bother checking

their profile for other Season where they stacked hours on a bunch of other heroes.

We only see what we want to see, and as I have already mentioned in the beginning- Perceived

problems can turn into very real ones, very quickly.

In summary, when players made the case that a Role Queue System would just flat out improve

Overwatch in its core, and when Blizzard said that it would be against the very spirit of

this game- I have to disagree with both of them.

I do not believe that a role queue would magically get players to play the game properly, because

for that to happen, the game itself needs to reinforce proper gameplay behaviour over

constantly rewarding us for doing the wrong things.

It's the gamey nature of the SR system and s lack of tutorialization that is the issue

here, if you ask me.

But on Blizzard's part- Implementing a role queue would be anything but contrary to the

spirit of this game.

Most of us main very few heroes and we want to play them as often as possible.

So I believe that adding a system like that would really just further it.

At the end of the day, this is just the perspective of one of your players, Blizzard.

And this goes out to all of you watching- Whether you agree or disagree, let your voice

be heard down in the comment section below, because your opinion matters.

Do you agree that adding a Role Queue would make sense?

Or do you think that it would really just make things worse?

And if you do- Why do you think so?

None of us have to be experts to give our opinion because ultimately, we as consumers

have every right to have our voices be heard.

And our feedback matters to the developers.

So, sound off down in the comment section below.

But until then, this is me done for the day as I talk about the problem of feeling like

losing in the hero selection screen already.

Thank you everybody so much for watching, don't forget to drop me a like on your way

out if you enjoyed the video, subscribe if you wanna see more, and maybe share this video

with a friend you think would find it interesting.

Thanks again for watching, and I hope to see you all next time.

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"Honey, how did you come here?" | Elif Episode 746 (English & Spanish subtitles) - Duration: 2:42.

I knew it, mom.

What was it, sweetie?

That you were going to find me.

Uncle Yusuf said...

Birds, wherever they go,

no matter how far they got away,

they always find their route, to their family.

Like that, I knew that you would find me eventually.

Oh, sweetheart...

Oh, God...

Heal all the mothers who long their children.

Bless them out.

My chuck!

Let me look at you.

Honey, you've grown up.

And you got taller.

I wish I could have witnessed every second.

Let's hold on to each other, mom. Forever.

We'll never be apart, sweetheart.

No one can set us apart.

Now we're back together. No one can set us apart, OK?

My Elif...

Honey, how did you come here?

Did someone bring you here?

My Elif...

My chuck...

Tell me. Who was it?

Say it, honey.

Tell me.

Mom...

Aunt Vildan.

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HOW TO REMOVE THE EVIL EYE. With Carlos Real. - Duration: 19:11.

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Gay Men Answer Sex Questions You're Too Afraid To Ask - Duration: 4:43.

- My parents are gonna flip.

(intense music)

(typewriter keys clicking)

- I'm a little nervous right now.

- Oh, boy, you guys are crazy, this is gonna be fun.

- This is a very important question.

- Does size matter?

I've never been intimate with a guy and got to the point

where I was like, oh my gosh, you're too big,

or oh my gosh, you're too small.

I mean, it's, you are who you are, and I think

you gotta end up like, you know, figuring it out.

Just have fun.

- For me, size doesn't matter, that won't be everyone.

I don't know, I think it's more about the intimacy

that you share with someone.

- How do you figure out who's topping or bottoming,

and do you ask beforehand?

I do ask beforehand, but I do it in a very unusual way.

I ask people if they prefer to be big or little spoon.

- I don't ask beforehand.

Oftentimes, I'm like super surprised at what happens

in the bedroom, and what people like.

- Does it hurt to bottom?

- It can hurt if the person is too big,

if there's not enough lube use.

- People also say it's the responsibility of the top to

prepare the bottom,

so that it doesn't hurt as much, get them more relaxed.

- It may hurt for the first two or three minutes,

but after that, it's pretty okay.

- How do you prepare yourself if you're bottoming?

You have to take your body signals into consideration.

Like if you just had

a lot of greasy food.

- I stick with things that are going to kind of help you

relieve yourself, fruits, vegetables, soups.

You can feel if your stomach is like backed up.

You'll kind of know whether or not it's going to be

a good situation or not.

- There are gonna be times when you have sex with somebody

and you get (bleep) in your (bleep).

And it is okay, it's a natural process.

It might freak you out, do not make them feel bad.

- Is there a technique to topping for anal sex?

Don't just like plunge yourself into someone,

like that's a no-no, that's gonna be a huge turnoff.

And taking your time, making sure that they're wherever

you are, you're wherever you are.

- A guy has a prostate, which a prostate is like

your little fun area in your butt.

And if you hit that prostate correctly, then the bottom

can have the most amazing orgasm ever.

Because I will say that the best sex is when

the other person is being pleased to their liking.

'Cause when you know that they're being pleased,

you can be pleased, as well.

- Do you ever compromise and top or bottom

when you don't normally?

It's not a really big problem because I like to do both.

- Initially, when I first came out, I was really dead set

on being a top, and I think one of my biggest hangups

was just kind of gender roles and masculinity.

Does being versatile or being on bottom,

does that encroach on my masculinity?

Ultimately, no.

- How often do you get tested if you're sexually active?

I get tested every couple months, because some STIs

don't show up on tests right away.

There can be weeks or sometimes even months

in between the time a person gets infected

and when they will show a positive on a test.

There's lots of STIs that sometimes,

you don't even have any symptoms.

- I get tested every three months.

I am on PrEP, or I'm on Truvada, so it is

an HIV preventative drug.

And one of the big things about that is that,

even when you're on it, you are required

to get your blood tested and everything every three months.

That is a really, really great way of me knowing my status,

knowing how I am.

- How do you know if the other guy has been tested,

and how would you go about asking him?

If you don't know if a person has been tested

and they've not told you, then ask.

And be willing then to also share your experiences

with being tested.

- I will say, no matter what, even if you ask somebody,

you're not positive about their answer.

I mean, just be cautious and think,

anytime you go into a sexual situation,

somebody could have anything, unless you see the paperwork,

and unless you see the proof, you're really not gonna know.

- What's the most important thing about sex?

To be really connected with someone else, and to have

that energy and that passion.

I think that's the most important thing with sex.

- Something that's important about sex

is consent and communication.

By consent, I mean, whether or not you truly wanna go

through the act of having sex,

and what kind of sex you wanna have with someone.

Or if they wanna have sex with you,

and what sort of sex that they wanna have.

- Read people's body language a lot.

People aren't always verbal about things.

They may be a little cautious, they may be a little wary,

but just take in mind other people's actions.

- Your gay sex is your gay sex,

and it's beautiful.

There's a space for you regardless of what you like

or what you don't like.

Just have fun, enjoy.

(bright music)

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People Re-Create Prom Ads With More Inclusivity - Duration: 5:14.

- Yup, I'm gonna get laid tonight.

(laughing)

(pop music)

- So, I went to prom in 2010.

I reused my Sweet 16 dress because it was red

and puffy, and like the princessy thing

that I really wanted to go for,

and I was like, I'm gonna save money.

- So as a kid, I competed in a lot of piano competitions.

So I'd always need formal wear for that

so I just re-wore my piano gowns.

- I went to prom three years in a row.

I was a very hot commodity,

even though I didn't make out with anybody.

My first two years I wore dresses,

and then my final year I went in a tux.

- I didn't think that I saw myself in the prom ads at all.

I'm curvy, like I'm a thick girl,

so like you probably did not see any of that.

- Everyone else in my class would go to this one store

where all the dresses were super, super long,

like for very tall, skinny people.

- Going to prom was almost like following a cooking recipe.

You're doing all the right moves in parts and pieces.

- Today we're gonna be working with

a celebrity stylist who's going to be picking

a 2018 dress that matches our personal aesthetic.

- And we're going to be spicing up these

basic ass prom looks because lord knows they need some help.

So, let's go get glammed the fuck up y'all.

(snaps)

- I think the reason why I want to recreate this

prom ad today is because I feel that so many people

feel that their clothing is a shackle,

and not necessarily an extension

of their freedom of expression.

- [Woman] In most of these prom ads,

you see white, tall, skinny,

beautiful girls, and I am Chinese, very petite.

- [Ignasia] Stock photos are more diverse

than these prom ads.

I don't know where they're going with it.

If you can find a good meme with different ethnicities,

and like body shapes, then you can fuckin' pull a prom ad.

- [Rain] I typically don't wear dresses.

In this ad you'll see me wearing a dress,

but I want to wear it just to let people know that I can,

and that I'm still gonna be okay,

and I can walk out the door and feel free.

The clothing doesn't own me, and neither does society.

- [Woman] For the same reason why a lot of Asian folks

want to see Asian characters in TV shows and movies,

we want to see ourselves represented.

Not just in the professions that people assume that we have,

but in anything that we participate in.

And prom is very much a quintessential American experience.

I want to see myself represented in prom ads,

and I imagine other young Asian girls do as well.

- [Woman] There are so many black girls

and so many thick girls that are under referenced in it.

They just need that type of focus,

and that type of spotlight.

So if we can do that, that'll be great.

- [Rain] When people see the finished photo today,

I really hope that they see

the possibilities for themselves.

And I really want people to see that they

can be validated and loved no matter what they wear.

- [Woman] I definitely think 18 year old me

would want to see someone

who has the pixie haircut or shaved head.

That's the other thing with prom ads,

is that all the girls have super long hair.

(popping)

They look like princesses!

- [Woman] I hope that they see themselves,

but also, fabulousness, and glamour,

and the magic of prom, because you only have one.

- [Rain] If you're going to prom and you've spent four years

hiding who you are, or you feel like you've been

pushing yourself down or holding back,

this is the time to let go.

- [Woman] My hope for this video

and recreating this ad is that somebody else sees this

and is like, I can have colored hair,

and cut it how I want and wear whatever I want to prom,

that makes me feel the most me

and the most confident that I can possibly be.

Because prom is supposed to be about you.

- [Rain] This is marking a time in your life,

it's almost like a big party to celebrate the fact

that you're about to be a legal adult,

free to go out into the world

and be who you want to be.

- I absolutely love my outfit.

I feel, like, so confident, it's like so amazing.

I want to actually revive a Mariah Carey

Vegas look or some shit.

- Indifferent, I'm wearing boxers under it,

so I feel great, like I have a secret.

I like the fact that it's shiny, big fan of shiny.

The slit, it's a lot of leg for someone

who just is, you know, discovering puberty.

- I feel like a space queen.

I really love it.

Somebody said a space hooker, so either one of those.

Queen by day, hooker at night.

(laughing)

- Who does this in real life?

Who does it, who walks around

and suddenly is like, oh geez, I forgot something.

Oh good thing I'm wearing this dress 'cause I look good.

- [Christina] The three of us, we all have different styles.

- [Rain] And starting small is starting at all.

It's hard to change the whole entire thing at one time,

but just being here with these amazing people,

and seeing them so confident, I really do feel like

we made something that we should be seeing more of.

- [Ignacia] You should have a good fucking time.

Like that should just be your one aim.

- [Christina] Wear whatever you want, it doesn't have to be

any of these things.

- [Rain] Yeah, it could be a t-shirt and like, shorts.

- [All] Prom!

(pop music)

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Hangin' and Bangin' with Hanna Dickinson - Clusterfest - Duration: 3:03.

- Hey guys, what's up, I'm Hanna Dickinson

and I'm here hangin' and bangin' at Clusterfest.

I'm just looking for good food, fun times,

and creative ways to disappoint my parents.

(party music)

Hey what's up, I'm here with Ben.

I actually slept with a Ben last year

who never called me back,

so why do you think that is?

- Did you tell him your real name

or did you use the fake name that you told me

just before we started filming this?

- And what name was that?

- Bovis?

- So are you single, what's up?

- I am not single.

- What do you do?

- Finance for a tech company.

- No, that sounds great for me.

How much money do you make a year?

- I can't count that high, honestly.

- Are you single?

- No.

- You guys, we need to screen these people

before we talk to them.

- Are you single, what's happening?

- No.

- What does your girlfriend do?

- I'm not straight.

- So what's up Steph?

- Hungover.

- Are you dating anyone?

- No.

- That is a yes.

- Are there any comedians here you wanna make out with?

- A few.

Are they gonna watch this, I don't wanna say the name.

- Jon Stewart?

- No, Nick Kroll.

- He's definitely not watching this.

- Yeah I know.

- I'm here with very funny comedian Ali Siddiq.

How are you doing?

- I'm doing magnificent.

- Ooh, that's nice.

- I'm gonna say a bunch of weird stuff tonight.

- What do you consider weird stuff?

'Cause I say a lot of weird shit.

- But I don't like having sex with pregnant women.

- I don't think that that's weird.

I think that might be a universal,

I don't know if we're allowed to say that.

- There's a lot of men who like sleeping

with pregnant women.

- Well I look pregnant after a full meal, so,

that's a turn on for me.

- No, I would have sex with a slightly full woman.

I mean, we've eaten, and now we're trying to exercise.

- So have you guys ever had a threesome?

- No.

- No.

Yeah, no.

- That was like a nervous one,

like you have definitely fallen into one.

I've been kicked out of a threesome.

It's a long story.

I'm actually here with Action Bronson.

- My name's Rusty.

- So what do you do for a living?

- I'm retired.

- What did you do before?

- I actually was a cook.

- Does chef mean you deal drugs?

- Um, no, I'm on drugs.

- Are you single, or what's happening?

- Very single.

- That sounds like an invitation for me.

- Do you both work in tech?

- I work 100% in tech.

- You look like a guy who works in tech.

How much money do you guys make?

(both laugh)

- I make tech money.

- Yeah but I don't know what that means.

I make digital money.

- Enough to live in San Francisco.

- Ooh all right.

What about you?

- I don't make tech money.

- What do you do, are you a barista?

- No, a little bit better than that.

- Urban Outfitters?

What do you do?

- I work for the city.

- That's worse than Urban Outfitters.

(laughing)

Where's your girlfriend, I don't see her?

- She goes to a different school.

- How long have you guys been together?

- What time is it?

- Ooh, is that my window?

- You might have a little window of opportunity here.

- I mean, girl's revenge is always the worst,

you know what I mean?

I'm not looking to get chopped up into little pieces.

Do you guys have sunscreen on?

I can tell you're a ginger, you might need it.

- I don't, no.

- What part of your body would you like to be rubbed down?

Or I mean, protected?

Sorry.

- Just my neck and arms for now

'cause I'm pretty covered otherwise.

- All right, can we get some...

I'm really good with my hands.

I don't know, it's weird.

Do you wanna try to pick me up?

Wow!

- Yo, me and Hanna are out.

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