• From stomping on anthills to bad backflip attempts, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
of the best true stories from our subreddit about more of the weirdest things we've
done to impress a crush.
I'm Pringle and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross MKyleM
When MKyleM was in his early 20's, he had a huge crush on a girl who was a friend of
a friend.
One time, they were at a friend's party, getting pretty wasted.
At one point they were playing Truth or Dare, and it was her turn to ask MKyleM the eponymous
question.
He took 'dare', and she was unsure of what to dare him to do.
MKyleM's friends convinced her to pepper spray him.
She asked him, "Are you su re?"
six or seven times, giving him a chance to pick 'truth', but he said, "Yeah sure.
Not the first time I've been maced."
She did, and as expected it hurt like fuck.
The problem was, it also had some stuff in it that dyed his face green and didn't wash
off for weeks.
Every time he came across a cop, they'd stop him and check his ID to make sure he didn't
match the description of any suspects… which he thankfully didn't.
It also turned out that she was into chicks.
Number 9 was submitted by MooMooChicken23 Danger Dolan
When he was at school, Dolan was on his phone during free time when his friend came up to
him and told him that he should do something to impress Gooby.
He gave Dolan some ideas of what he should do.
Dolan said, "I'll do a backflip off the second balcony."
His friend thought he was crazy, but Dolan said, "Dude, have some faith in me.
Tell everyone in the school except for the teachers."
He ran off while Dolan got ready.
He came back with everyone from the school.
The fun room below them didn't have a roof, so someone placed a trampoline on the floor
to break Dolan's fall.
When he jumped, Dolan landed on the trampoline... hard.
It was such a hard fall that he ended up breaking his ankle.
At the end it was worth it, because Gooby became his girlfriend.
Number 8 was submitted by franticchild Melissa Melissa was with her friends, waiting to see
a school play.
Her crush was there, too, with his friends.
She was chatting up with him and things were going good.
He had some chips with him and she took a few to be playful.
Playing around, he GAWKED and DEMANDED she give them back.
Melissa proceeded to eat the chips, but he still had his hand out waiting, so... she
decided it would be cool to spit them out right on his hand!
They both just stared at the mess.
He had his jaw open, and his friend who saw the whole thing just said, "Dude, you art
kids are weird..."
The doors to the play opened, so Melissa rushed in feeling so embarrassed, and her friends
just laughed at her!
Although, she did eventually get together with her crush.
She found out that he was actually impressed and thought she was a badass.
They've been together for 3 years.
Number 7 was submitted by The_GatekeeperM8 Cidius
So, when Cid was in seventh grade, he wanted to impress this girl.
They were having an "academic celebration", which basically meant the entire school got
to run around outside.
So he was with the girl and a couple of her friends.
They went to the dugout which had an ant infestation.
While they were fucking around with the ant nest, Cid thought it would make him look cool
if he stomped on it.
Not thinking the plan through and wearing sandals, the fuckers swarmed up his leg.
He had to dump his soda on his leg to get them off.
Cid spent the rest of the day sitting on the dugout bench, fending off tears, feeling like
shit considering that the girl was trying desperately to comfort his poor ass.
Luckily, she already liked him.
Number 6 was submitted by shellzc Shima When Shima was in 7th grade, she broke up
with a guy because she had a crush on his brother.
She never cared to meet his family or even ask, so she didn't know he was her ex's
brother.
She decided that the only way she was going to get him to notice her was by going back
to her ex.... just to get close to her crush.
So Shima started to go to his house to hang out with her crush's brother.
She would sneak in her crush's room and leave little notes and gifts without telling
his brother what she was doing.
She thought that would make her crush happy… but he got creeped out and told her some not-so-kind
words.
Looking back on it now, she thinks it was a creepy thing of her to do.
The guy stopped being her crush, and she broke up with his brother 8 weeks after it all happened.
Now she has a new crush… her best friend's brother.
Number 5 was submitted by professoarkuma Hellbent One time, to impress his crush, Hellbent took
her and her friends to the movie theater.
One of them didn't have any money to get in, so he said, "Follow my lead."
While giving his ticket to the ticket lady, he pretended to have his pants fall off, and
then tripped.
As he lay on the ground with his pants off, the girl walked past the lady without her
even noticing because most of the people were staring at Hellbent.
He was hoping that by getting his crush's friend into the movie, she would notice and
think it was cool.
Hellbent also just wanted to take his pants off.
To this day, it's still one of his favorite things to do in public to get reactions.
Number 4 was submitted by Lonehoof Civil Spider In high school, Civil Spider wasn't the most
popular kid.
He did have a lot of friends who were considered rejects like him, though.
They were, and still are, really dependable friends.
So when he wanted to ask a girl he liked – who was really friendly, outgoing, and into Pokémon
– to prom, he asked all his friends to dress up as Pokémon that she had said she liked.
Everything was set up perfectly.
He got her attention in the hallway, and when she wasn't looking, all his friends surrounded
her, dressed in Pokémon outfits.
Spider said, "When it comes to prom, I'll only take the very best that no one ever was.
Will you go to prom with me?"
She said yes.
The smile on her face made all the effort worth it.
Number 3 was submitted by TheAnimuLief Pandora In middle school, Pandora was a really shy
kid who had a crush on an emo boy.
One day, her friend, Honeybits, showed her stitches that she had drawn on all her fingers
with a sharpie.
That's when Pandora got an idea.
Later on at school, she drew lines on her hands to make them look animatronic.
Pandora also did a cool effect where it looked like blood was leaking from the cracks.
Honeybits knew her crush well, so she called him over and show him her friend's hand.
He only said, "That's cool."
Not satisfied, about a week later Pandora drew some creepy artwork of a decapitated
head.
That time, he said, "Ooh I like that.
It's cool."
She quietly said, "Thanks," but Honeybits had to explain that Pandora was diagnosed
with social anxiety.
He understood, though Pandora isn't sure whether or not he's her friend now.
Number 2 was submitted by AlisonTheDork Ramona When Ramona was ten, she brought in dead animals
smashed in plastic.
She would leave it on her desk to show off.
It turned out that her crush loved reptiles, so she brought one in with a baby snake.
When she showed it to him, he thought it was cool.
He asked if he could keep it, but Ramona said no.
He responded, "Shithead."
She never spoke to him again.
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