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How To NEVER Run Out Of Things To Say On A Date - Duration: 4:23.

Have you ever been on a date with a girl and suddenly your mouth runs dry

the silence creeps in and you just awkwardly stare at each other you don't

know what to say and this kills the date. Never again. After you watch this video

your conversations will be a lot more fun interesting and a lot more sexual. My

name is Matt artisan from the attractive man and I'm going to show you how to

never run out of things to say on a date

testing to know what works. This is one of my favorite techniques and I use it

on almost all of my dates because it's a fun way to create a intimate connection

with her and also creates a really sexual vibe the technique that I use to

keep the conversation going is called the question game at any point in the

date just say let's play a game it's called the question game kind of

like truth or dare but without the Dare it's a really good way to get to know

each other. Now let me explain the rules rule number one is that you can't ask

the same question twice so no repeat question rule number two is the

questions have to be good so stick to interesting questions sexual questions

relationship questions digging up the dirt things like that no hey what's your

sign or what's your dog's name and then rule number three is she goes

first. That's right put the pressure on her to go first this will actually give

you some idea where her heads at if she starts off with a sexual question right

away then well you might as well cut the date short and hightail it back to her

place or your place rule number one is you can't ask the same question twice so

no repeat questions rule number two is the questions have to be good so no lame

questions and rule number three is you have to go first

what's your favorite sexual position? But if she doesn't start with a sexual

questions then just stick to interesting questions to get to know each other

I recommend questions like if we could go anywhere in the world where would we

go if you could have any superpower what would you have

and why what's your biggest fear what's something that you're really proud of

what's your most embarrassing moment and then after a little bit of time you can

transition into acting relationship question. Questions like what kind of

relationship are you looking for have you ever had a one-night stand what

qualities do you like in a man what would you rather have a man that's an

amazing lover or a man that has a whole lot of money or what's the craziest

first date you've ever had? And then relationship question flow right into

sexual questions you can ask her what's your favorite position what's the

craziest place you've ever had sex you could ask her if she's ever been with a

girl that could be kind of useful information you can ask her when was the

last time she's had sex or you can ask her how many lovers has she had and

remember she can't ask you that question back that's one of the rules and hey

there's really no good answer to that question any of these questions can turn

into topics they can turn into conversations and then you're not

playing the game anymore now you're having a full-fledged conversation. Just

say something like wow you have to tell me the story behind that wow that's

crazy you have to tell me that story and then you're not playing the game anymore

now you're having a conversation you're telling stories but anytime the

conversation goes cold you don't know what to say there's awkward silence you

can always go back into the game you just say something like, whose turn is it? Your turn. There you have it man this is how to not be boring so try the game out

and let me know how it works for you leave a comment down below and leave a

comment with some of your own interesting questions relationship

questions or sexual questions now do you want to see how I apply sexual tension

within minutes of meeting her? Well I have a free training that reveals exactly

what to say to spark a sexual vibe immediately there's a link down below in

the description also on the right side of this video so go check it out now

make sure to subscribe to our channel for more dating tips and also check out

our bootcamp schedule my name is matt artisan from the attractive man i'll see

you in the next video.

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Two guaranteed free DLC weapons in one triple played Supply Drop

not to mention 10 free rare supply drops we are one win off and with a ton of DLC

weapons remaining on this guy's account we only have one option unlock the

contract get the free DLC weapons and test those free DLC weapons for

ourselves in black ops 3 multiplayer by the way I just ate a massive burger it

was next level it was too good look too good this is a picture of it okay one

like equals one bite if you would want to bite on my burger drop a like in the

video down below I know you do okay I know you do drop a like to enter this

month's $50 Xbox PSN or Steam card giveaway all you have to do is drop a

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and more the link is in the description so take a look real quick at the DLC

weapons he's missing he has no DLC SMGs no DLC assault rifles he doesn't have

the Banshee or the r870 or one of my sending are 78 Jack's no DLC snipers

he's missing both launchers he's missing all the pistols he only has three DLC

weapons from the melee category two of them being actual ones from supply drops

prize fighters obviously from the community contract last summer and he's

missing every single special weapons safe to say this guy and the DLC weapons

there are buddies hopefully the Supply Drop look is amongst us today smash it

like on the video down below one like equals one luck smash a like for the

like luck on today's opening we are one win away we're gonna happen to TD and

clutch this went out get those drops get those weapons and color today let's go I

have no idea what clap it up CS I'm hoping there's something good I'm hoping

I'm praying that I'm on the right class lot because if I'm not I might have to

pull out like a default kuda or something I don't know oh my god what I

actually have to use maybe I have to do these classes are so weird

but I literally have to use a default kuda class what the heck we got to turn

up though I'm not going to let this game slip away from us I got to get this one

real quick obviously without gun gaming black ops three getting the wins is a

little bit more tedious than normal because I can get a win real quick two

and a half three minutes every time I play down the game and

in earshot from inside oh my how did you not see me bro oh my god these guys

don't seem pretty good I think they're kind of kind of weak but my teammates

are kind of weak as well so we gotta we gotta do something about this man oh

there it is Oh oh shoot Aaron Aaron what are you

doing buddy oh my god so weird seeing their footprints tracker

such an obscure perk Oh Mike how weird bro it's every day bro it's every day

bro Oh No oh we got taken out geez bro this

is it's coming so slow I don't know what's going on then were you up bro

there you at see you later I'll take your man-of-war I'll take your purifier

thank you very much thank you very much any more any more people want to come to

my barbecue why don't you want to come over to the

barbecue I got hot dogs I got hamburgers we got all types of food man we got all

types of food let's go that's a sir B oh that's juicy I'm

sitting right here oh that was bad 20 score off the race and I I choked thank

you very much game I appreciate it thank you very much because I got big kills

but a choke City I'm the mayor okay oh jeez oh we're going in another UAV for

the bag secure to Bangalore we got to drop a little 50 kill TDM are we about

to do it to him I got a no that's one brah that's another sir B pop him down

Wally let's go bro no another race chokes that's to raise wait I just

realizing this class only has tracker that's like the only perk I thought I

had way more what a weird class that I'm killing it with oh oh I like that

oh yeah never mind it's so weird having a black I don't ever see this like what

is this I don't like what it's foreign to me I don't use this this thing my

teammates are helping out that with the survey they got the survey as well you

know I got a respected Oh sighs shut down for the final sloppy

kill 41 to 10 4.1 KD or ratio we got the win we got the triple play to guarantee

to free new DLC weapons and ten more supply drops kinda DLC you up in the

truth from hopefully they're good so let's start it off real quick with a

bang see this little total victory contract

unlock head right over to the black market let's get it goin there it is

triple played 1 range weapon bribe one melee weapon bribe in the 10 Supply Drop

bundle 100 wins for the triple play contract I'm gonna do something a little

bit obscure okay I'm going to open the melee weapon drive first now I want you

guys to make your predictions in the comments section down below which melee

weapon you think we'll pull we have literally everything but I think the

malleus and the prize fighters as well as the butterfly not every other melee

weapon goes so I want you to make your predictions at the comments down below

guess what melee weapon I'm going to pull from this free melee weapon bribe

it could be any of these weapons leave in the comments down below let me know

your predictions we're going to be opening it smash a like down below for

the like luck coming through on the video you guys smash the like and I

always pull the crazies openings you want to go check out any of my other

openings after this video links will be down below in the description but melee

weapon bribe a guaranteed free DLC weapon and a brand new new melee weapon

within here three two one let's see what's happenin come on come on oh oh

it's the bushwacker I will take it that is a pretty good melee weapon the

handheld chainsaw the mini chainsaw chainsaw jr. whatever you want to call

the bush Macker with the bush matter what the Bush whacker melee weapon

legendary free melee weapon right there a pretty good pull top to your melee

weapon for sure let's open this Daily Double get these keys going we got some

10 rare Supply Drop bundles to open as well we're going to open the keys hop

between the bundles as well hopefully we pull a few camels ooo swindler and

sunshine for the xr2 in the Vesper not too bad I'm looking for some DLC weapons

though I know we guarantee ourselves to one range one melee the one you know

obviously we just opened but I want to pull another another weapon I think we

can do it with how many weapons this guy doesn't have we're bound to maybe pull

another melee weapon who knows I've been having some insane Supply Drop luck on

the channel you haven't you know been seeing those

videos go check them out on the channel like insane openings four or five six

weapons in a free DLC weapon bribe crazy stuff to go check it out after this one

prestige for the VMP light for the archaic why we shouldn't fly through

these crypto keys real quick then go to the 10 rare supply drops of course a

part of that triple play contract I'm looking forward to a black ops 3 has in

store I don't know about you that Oh Olympic knife let's freakin go the epic

special weapon ballistic knife I love that you can see the little flicker

honestly it gives me so much hype when I know like the last second before pops I

know what it's going to be for the most part of these sometimes I got trolled

but the ballistic knife you pull another DLC weapon that is three DLC weapons for

free guaranteed in this opening I'm sure he's very happy about that the chainsaw

the ballistic knife it's going pretty well so far we haven't even guarded the

tent mercy supply drops that is insane we have three more keys you can open one

more rare supply drive with the crypto keys real quick right here pop it to the

tent supply drops from the bundle and then we're going to move on to that

range worth your bribe hopefully pulling something good I'm praying I'm praying

oh my god open the open deprived by accident oh crap oh oh no oh it's nasty

I'll put the vexy up on an accidental bribe opening boys we pull the new July

contraband max GL from the bribe he literally could have pulled any range

weapon and of course of course black ops 3 hits us with a friggin ranged weapon

but it's a launcher the max geo alesis out the l4 sees at least it is a brand

new July contraband but we messed up bro I thought I was going to hit the supply

jobs first but my my thing was over the freakin bribe

we got at supply drops left to go though 3 DLC weapons at the bushwacker we had

the ballistic knife we got the math shield not too bad so

far we got a cool my light weapon a classic special weapon and one of the

brand new weapons from the last DLC weapon update Oh

oh my god see that's like that you know but I was saying the flicker with the

ballistic knife I got kind of trolled there I thought that was going to be the

MX garand but it wasn't so you know sometimes the flickers aren't always as

accurate as you would hope but we're going to fly through these five supplies

right here we have five more rares from the bundle transgression for the Vesper

a little rainbow drop right there and peridot sunshine for the dingo we're

going to did Cam out she needs some camels if

this guy doesn't have much under the counter really anything goes anything

flies I'm cool with just about any item besides a blank supply Trump so we have

two more supply drives left to go from the rare supplier bundle we're getting

some variants we're getting some camels but the last Supply Drop smash the light

down below we got some extra keys as well for the oh my god we pull the DI

for what the renovator let's go the accidental frigging range weapon bribe

is not the end boys it's kind of a fortunately pulled up on the bribe but

we pull in the last rare supply drop the new epic DLC SMG the DIY 11 renovator

the nail gun Bob the Builder can we fix it Bob the Builder yes we can okay DIY

renovator has a little throwback for years if you know about the builders you

are an OG you are a legend okay that's the DIY level renovator a DLC SMG i'm

hype for that we get a bunch more keys as well hopefully three more supply

drops if the bonuses are on point let's open those up real quick I'm so hyped

ballistic knife max geo nail gun OD like contraband and the the chainsaw the

little handheld Bushwhacker many junior chainsaw I am happy I'm very satisfied

Oh 28 keys I understand us for him but we got some banger weapons in his

opening voice DLC SMG okay we got the friggin ballistic knife okay so looking

pretty good and we got the bushwacker as well as the Brandi Maxiell I'm liking it

boys and another DLC weapon glitch you won't love the cameras you won't load

the freaking skin League bro get it together guys please give me my actual

weapon skin can you load the pixels for me buddy Oh a little prediction on that

ballistic knife right there let's go let's go or they come Oh a little ledge

see you later buddy have a good night I'm not reading you know bedtime stories

sorry none of them for you oh oh I was a

little trick shot right a little lap around what is the lap around what am I

hello oh I thought I got an assist of a ballistic knife l about to say what give

me a hit marker with a knife my game was this I wanted one dirty

ballistic knife shot okay that's a little are you kidding me I literally

couldn't tell you if you shouldn't like that hi I think they just go away I

think they just said okay I'll see you later let's just leave them at maybe a

little more tactful with the long range okay a little bit a little bit you know

more smart more smart whatever that means

oh there we go does it mean oh it's me boys oh my god oh it's me boys oh it's

not me that much get this thing out of here giving me a little heard 100 meter

dash hurdle with the goddamn care package get off my feet bro I'll pick up

your kitty cat I'll think of you came forty-four yeah I'm not the blissing

I've got I'll see you later guys after that performance yeah the God God

status revoked see you later it's gone deleted for free DLC weapons in one

black ops three triple play supply job opening the max GL the bushwacker the

ballistic knife in the DIY eleven renovator nail gun one triple play four

weapons so do the math one times four is four I like to go by thousands over here

on the channel let's smash 4000 likes for today's video if we can hit that

that would be absolutely amazing nation you subscribe to the channel down below

if you are brand new stay tuned on the channel for more videos follow me on

Twitter for more giveaways and open lobbies on black ops 3 thank you so much

for watching have an awesome day stay safe

and now we'll catch you guys in the next one

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Inventerprise - Jus Reign Comes to Town - Duration: 22:09.

HARLEY: For many years, I've walked one path.

As an inventor and innovator of epic foods, I've changed the

game of cooking and eating.

Now it's time for me to forge a new path and, maybe, change

the world that we live in.

I've created a new show that lets me use my powers

of innovative thinking to help people in need.

The concept is simple: I talk to people,

I figure out what their problems are,

then I invent groundbreaking products to solve them

and generate as much profit as possible.

Can a show change the world?

We're about to find out.

Welcome to "Inventerprise".

♪♪

♪♪

HARLEY: Inventerprise is inspiration.

What we're doing here is not just inventing.

My mission isn't just to push the boundaries

of what we think we can do or can't do.

My mission is to inspire people, motivate those around me,

and, while doing so, help a friend and a colleague.

HARLEY: It's a little before 6:30 a.m.

I'm trying to call Jasmeet, a.k.a. "Jus Reign".

This is one of my best buds from the internet,

and the reason I want to have this video call with him

is 'cause I want to pull some information.

I don't want to just go and make the guy something random

that he's going to be like "Why would you

make this for me?" I want to figure out

something that he needs, 'cause I want to be certain

that it's the right thing.

"Watch me.

Hold me.

Love me."

He needs love.

[Incoming call tune]

HARLEY: I know he sleeps with his computer.

JASMEET: What's up?

HARLEY: Hey. I know it's early.

Where are you at these days?

What's going on these days?

JASMEET: Well, you know me.

I'm just out here, just doing a lot, um...

doing all sorts of...

fun and innovative...

things.

HARLEY: I wrote, "Work, work, work, work, work."

JASMEET: [Chuckles] Yep.

That's me.

HARLEY: Who are you hanging out with these days?

JASMEET: Uh... Man, a lot of people in my squad,

they'll come and hang out.

A lot of my buddies.

HARLEY: Yeah, lots of buddies.

JASMEET: Lot of peeps.

People in the squad.

HARLEY: Yeah, people in your squad.

Jasmeet is lying to me.

I don't care about the words coming out of his mouth.

I'm looking into his eyes, and I see sadness.

I have another question.

JASMEET: Yeah?

HARLEY: What makes you happy?

JASMEET: Uh... When you're-- What makes me happy is...

What makes me happy?

You know, when-- when...

Let's see. Uh...

Cuddles, et cetera...

HARLEY: Cuddles?

JASMEET: Yeah, cuddles are comforting.

HARLEY: Yeah.

JASMEET: Just not giving a care about anything else

for the moment and just being in the moment.

I just want to be enveloped by another human.

HARLEY: If I wasn't on a video call, I'd hold you right now

and say everything's going to be okay.

Sounds like you're not scheduling some chilling time.

JASMEET: Yeah.

HARLEY: Before the conversation even ended, I was feeling

one thing, and one thing only: "Couch?"

[Ding]

HARLEY: You know what, Jas?

I know what needs to be done.

♪♪

HARLEY: So I know we're going to be building Jasmeet

a couch... but the couch has already been invented.

How do you reinvent an invention?

You ask lots of people for their best ideas,

and then you steal those ideas and call it "research".

[Music intensifies]

♪♪

HARLEY: Once you sit on this leather couch in the hot sun,

it's really... It's a bad idea.

Young man, what's it going to take to get you to come sit

on this couch over here with me on the back of this truck?

MAN: Hey, man.

HARLEY: Hey. How are you?

MAN: I'm doing alright.

How are you doing?

HARLEY: I'm fine.

Thank you for asking.

Do you like sitting on couches?

WOMAN: Yes.

HARLEY: Let's say you're a lonely man.

MAN: Okay.

HARLEY: Let's say you can make the perfect couch.

And you could do anything you wanted to this couch.

MAN: Anything to my couch?

HARLEY: Yeah. What would you do?

MAN: Man, that's a good one.

MAN: Um...

HARLEY: That word, say it.

You thought it, but you didn't say it.

Say it. Be comfortable.

MAN: Uh...

HARLEY: That word. Say it again.

MAN: Which word?

HARLEY: The word that you're not saying that you want to say.

WOMAN: Maybe, like, some video-game controllers

or something.

WOMAN: Music. If it had, like, some sort of speakers or...

HARLEY: Headphones?

WOMAN: Ooh! Yeah!

MAN: Maybe also a microwave.

WOMAN: Maybe, like, a side table - one that comes out like this.

HARLEY: Like on an airplane?

WOMAN: Yeah. Yeah!

HARLEY: If you were down, what would make you happier

to have on a couch?

MAN: Fill it with food.

HARLEY: "Food."

WOMAN: Some food accessibilities - fridge, freezer...

MAN: A sort of strong-light box - to cheer you up,

you know, in winter.

Does that work?

HARLEY: Mood lighting?

MAN: Yeah.

HARLEY: That absolutely works.

I want you to suggest things that might be considered stupid.

It's so stupid, just say it.

It might be genius.

WOMAN: Maybe, like, a drum kit.

MAN: Why don't we put a vacuum machine under the couch

and use it to vacuum the living room?

HARLEY: [Laughs] MAN: Is this... good enough?

HARLEY: What else do you need from a couch?

MAN: Imagine the couch would just embrace you

when you get there, give you a nice big ol' hug.

HARLEY: Wow.

♪♪

[Music picks up]

♪♪

HARLEY: Research Phase One is complete.

I've got all the ideas I need to get started.

It's time to get into the workshop with my crew.

Do I have a plan?

Do I know exactly what I'm doing?

Absolutely not.

All I know?

Perfect time to start inventing.

♪♪

ROB: We got the call from Harley.

He said that he needed our skills for a project that

he was throwing together and that he couldn't

say much about it.

Usually, if he's in the driver's seat, uh...

JOE: We just hang on and, uh, enjoy the ride.

ROB: Yeah, hang on for the ride.

♪♪

HARLEY: Let me tell you something about these two guys.

Are they underachievers? Yeah.

Are they smart?

Barely.

Are they skilled?

Not even close enough for what we need.

But I'm going to use them and not even pay them properly.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

HARLEY: This is the "Inventerplex",

the lab, the shop.

This is where our ideas and our hard work will make love and

give birth to awesome things - like a couch.

Everything you see is yours...

except for that freezer over there.

This doesn't belong to you.

This is filled with bacon.

It's for "Epic Meal Time".

♪♪

ROB: Harley knows, you know, we'll do pretty much whatever

it takes to help him out.

JOE: If he told me to jump off a bridge, I would do so gladly.

I would shoot myself in the face and swan-dive backwards

into a lake.

ROB: I'll throw a grenade into the water after him,

just to make sure he's done.

[Music intensifies]

HARLEY: This is not a how-to show.

It's not a DIY show.

You get to see the lab, you get to see my crew,

and you get to see what we're going to build.

You don't get to see how we build it, 'cause

that's just stupid inventing!

♪♪

HARLEY: More than anything in the world, Jas needs

to be held.

For this invention to truly make him happy,

I've got to take it to the next level.

I need to invent the world's first hugging couch.

♪♪

HARLEY: Hugging.

Cuddling.

Embracing.

I Googled all of these words with "professional" and "expert"

added into it, and the same man kept popping up -

either 'cause he's the best or 'cause he's the only person

that offers this service.

Either way, I'm going to see him right now.

Hasnain Mirza is a professional cuddler.

HASNAIN: Hi.

HARLEY: Hi. I'm Harley.

How are you?

HASNAIN: Hi. I'm Hasnain.

Come on in.

HARLEY: Thank you.

Through his website, CuddleMe.ca, lonely people

like Jasmeet can pay for Hasnain to cuddle them

by the hour.

I want his expertise to help give my hugging couch

the magic touch.

So, what do you do?

HASNAIN: Well, as a professional, I'm a respiratory

therapist in the intensive care unit.

One thing that struck me was the amount of loneliness

that there is in the hospital, so this is CuddleMe, and

I created this on the side so that I can help people out

who are feeling, you know, sad, alone, and people

who need affection.

HARLEY: As a cuddling, hugging expert, what would

you think of an invention that hugs you?

HASNAIN: That's a very interesting project.

HARLEY: Would it work if it wasn't a human cuddling?

HASNAIN: This is a mechanical cuddle versus a human cuddle.

It's completely different.

It'll be a very interesting experience, but it's not going

to be as warm, and as soft, and as authentic as

another human being.

HARLEY: Okay. Well, how about you just lie to me?

It's obvious Hasnain doesn't want my hugging couch to work.

I get it - it would put his side business out of business.

But, while I'm here, I want to find out for myself what makes

Hasnain's hugs so magical.

So, how much does a cuddle session cost?

HASNAIN: Ninety dollars for sixty minutes.

HARLEY: Okay.

HASNAIN: So just put your head down right here. Yeah.

HARLEY: Don't rush me.

HASNAIN: All you've got to do is concentrate on your breathing.

HARLEY: I can only concentrate on how many faces have been

on this pillow, maybe.

HASNAIN: It's all about being comfortable and just being

yourself at all times.

HARLEY: Out of my entire life, this is somehow the craziest

thing I've ever done.

HASNAIN: Really?

HARLEY: Yeah.

I can't describe it.

HASNAIN: [Chuckles] HARLEY: Do you have other,

different cuddling?

HASNAIN: What you could do is you could hug the pillow.

HARLEY: When you cuddle, people cuddle you back?

HASNAIN: Yeah, for sure.

It's a give-and-go.

Cuddling is sexualized a little too much.

HARLEY: Yeah, it's true.

HASNAIN: That's it. It's just-- HARLEY: Like, if it wasn't

so weird to people and the people watching at home,

I'd be like "Let's take our shirt off."

HASNAIN: Well, no, no, 'cause we like to keep it professional.

HARLEY: No. Yeah, that's crazy.

HASNAIN: Do you want to try another position?

HARLEY: Do I?

HASNAIN: Yeah.

Just relax your legs.

Ease your breathing.

HARLEY: Hey, Has?

HASNAIN: Yeah?

HARLEY: The universe is so big, eh?

HASNAIN: It's so big.

HARLEY: Has?

HASNAIN: Yeah?

HARLEY: Do people ever try and have sex with you

when you're doing this?

HASNAIN: No, no.

When we start the session, there's a legal contract

prior to service starting.

HARLEY: Hey, Has?

HASNAIN: Yeah? What's up, man?

HARLEY: I never signed this contract.

HASNAIN: [Sigh]

♪♪

JOE: We're making a couch for Jasmeet, who has no idea

what's going on.

ROB: We've got a YouTuber in need, so we're going to build

something that's definitely going to really bring him

out of the funk.

HARLEY: Everything we're doing here is about

the "triple P".

We're going to Patent it, we're going to Produce it,

and we're going to Profit.

I can't guarantee the last two Ps, but everything

I do come up with, I will patent.

♪♪

[Music fades out]

HARLEY: Alright. So now I know I'm going to be inventing

the very first hugging couch.

The question is "How?" First thing that comes to mind?

Space-grade robotic technology.

Now, I don't want to be the guy that starts

the robot apocalypse, so I'm going to see a

robotics expert right now, because the 15th rule of

robotics is "Safety first."

♪♪

HARLEY: Hey. What's up?

ANQI: Hey! Harley?

HARLEY: Anqi Xu studies cognitive human-robot

interaction.

His expertise fits in perfectly with what I'm trying to invent.

Our meeting starts off great.

Anqi seems to understand exactly what I'm looking for.

I want the couch to do what you're doing.

ANQI: Alright.

♪♪

ANQI: Just so that I understand correctly, we already have

a couch that has this hugging mechanism, right?

HARLEY: No. We have a couch.

ANQI: We have a couch.

HARLEY: I want you to make this couch detect people's feelings

and then hug them.

ANQI: Okay.

HARLEY: Without crushing them.

ANQI: Without crushing them.

HARLEY: Here's what I need.

I want you to give me a round number on how long it'll take,

how much it'll cost.

I want top-of-the-line, high-grade materials -

like, space, you know?

You can send this into space.

What's this couch going to cost?

ANQI: IP, hardware, labor, all-inclusive...

at least 75 to 100,000 dollars for the whole thing.

And probably six months.

♪♪

HARLEY: Anqi and his robotic expertise are now

officially off this project.

It's now up to me to develop the hugging technology for the

world's first hugging couch.

This is exactly what trailblazing feels like.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

HARLEY: Yes!

Yes!

It's perfect.

I'm going to call Jasmeet.

I'm comfortable having him be comfortable on this couch.

♪♪

JASMEET: I'm on the way to see Harley.

Apparently, he invented something for me.

I'm extremely nervous.

Extremely, extremely nervous.

I just hope it's not, like, a big human-sized hamster wheel,

and he just puts me in there to generate energy for his house

or something.

HARLEY: Jas! My man!

JASMEET: Harley!

HARLEY: How was the flight?

JASMEET: Man...

do you really care?

HARLEY: No, not really.

JASMEET: Yeah.

HARLEY: Welcome to the Inveterplex.

JASMEET: This is amazing.

HARLEY: Head on in.

[Ripping] JASMEET: So, wait. Why would you

put up a tent if it was going to be behind the door?

HARLEY: Stay focused.

JASMEET: Okay.

HARLEY: In a few moments from this moment,

we'll be in the future.

JASMEET: Well, technically, that's true, because...

you know, it'll be a few seconds in the future.

♪♪

[Music intensifies]

HARLEY: Here it is - the world's first

Computer Operated User Controlled Hugging Couch,

the "COUCH couch"!

JASMEET: Um...

HARLEY: Equipped with refrigeration capabilities,

LED mood lighting, exclusive microwave,

video-game entertainment console, headphones

for complete auditory escape, air conditioning,

a tray table like flying business class.

Jasmeet is sad and lonely and desperately needs to be held.

He's not expecting a couch.

He's also not expecting a hug, but he'll be getting both.

I didn't call it the "hugging couch" 'cause it only offers up

lounge seating!

JASMEET: Okay...

Okay. Okay.

HARLEY: Speechless?

JASMEET: Wow.

HARLEY: Listen, it's not the first mind I've blown.

Have a seat.

I want you to flip this switch right here.

JASMEET: I'm not going to...

HARLEY: No, nothing.

JASMEET: ...get ejected, or...?

HARLEY: No... A.C.

JASMEET: Alright, that's kind of cool, but--

HARLEY: Right? Now you're getting a nice little breeze

on your coffee.

JASMEET: Yeah, I'm getting a nice breeze just on

my one right thigh.

HARLEY: So maybe you're wondering if I'm underwhelmed

by Jasmeet's reaction.

Let me explain something to you.

Jasmeet is not a 16-year-old girl

getting a Porsche.

He's not going to be jumping up and down and screaming.

What you are looking at right now is a full-grown man

with his mind blown.

JASMEET: Follow you to the back?

HARLEY: No, no, no.

Bro... relax.

JASMEET: Okay. I'm just-- HARLEY: You actually get time

to relax now.

JASMEET: Alright.

HARLEY: For your gaming experience?

Headphones.

This is a problem I never really considered in my life.

JASMEET: Yeah, good thing you made turban-friendly

headphones, man.

HARLEY: Don't even worry about the turban.

JASMEET: Alright. Okay.

So turban's off for this couch.

Got it.

HARLEY: You want to stay...

JASMEET: Whoa. What is this?

HARLEY: ...oxygenated?

We have an oxygen tank hooked up in the back.

Look at that.

JASMEET: I just feel suffocated.

[Sigh] HARLEY: Okay, check this out.

You stay hydrated.

This nipple is difficult.

JASMEET: Yeah, I'll give you a second with that.

HARLEY: No one's put their lips on it yet. I promise.

JASMEET: Mm.

HARLEY: Suck on it. Drink.

The first one is the hardest one.

JASMEET: [Splutters] Ah.

That requires way too much effort for very little return.

HARLEY: Alright.

This is the part that, when I got off the phone with you...

JASMEET: Yeah.

HARLEY: ...when we were done our video call...

JASMEET: Right.

HARLEY: ...I gathered that, you know, maybe you don't

have people that will just hold you and tell you

everything's going to be okay.

JASMEET: Why would you assume that?

HARLEY: You didn't actually say that, but--

JASMEET: Is that the vibe I give off, or...?

HARLEY: Yeah.

JASMEET: Got it.

HARLEY: So, what I want you to do now...

JASMEET: Mm-hmm?

HARLEY: ...is not just embrace the future...

but have the future embrace you.

[Electric motor humming]

HARLEY: Put both your hands behind you.

Right here, like this.

JASMEET: This is the weirdest shit I've ever...

HARLEY: Right there.

Press these buttons.

JASMEET: Why would you make this so complicated?

HARLEY: Press those.

Keep going.

Now pull the arms back.

[Humming continues]

JASMEET: [Sigh] I don't remember the last time

I was this uncomfortable.

HARLEY: The couch is holding you.

JASMEET: Did you chop off a sex doll's arm, or...?

That's exactly what you did, isn't it?

Oh, God.

I mean, I understand he's, like, motivated, and wants to make

an impact on people's lives, and has a good heart, I guess,

but I really don't understand how he got from that

initial conversation to that cluster-[Bleep] of a couch.

HARLEY: Taquitos?

JASMEET: Oh.

So we just wait for this?

[Microwave beeping]

JASMEET: Did I just get a shitload of radiation just now?

Has this thing been properly hooked up?

HARLEY: You walk around with your cellphone in

your pocket all the time.

Here. Have a taquito.

JASMEET: It's, like, still cold.

HARLEY: Remember, this is a prototype.

Is it perfect?

No, because perfection is not one of the three Ps.

Is it better than any couch Jasmeet has ever sat on

in his entire life?

Yes.

By far.

Oh, forgot.

Also, in there...

JASMEET: Is it a footrest for the fridge?

HARLEY: No, no.

Robo vacuum cleaner.

Artificial intelligence.

JASMEET: Mm.

[Vacuum beeping]

HARLEY: Cleanup time.

JASMEET: No [Bleep]ing way, dude!

Let's test it out.

[Laughing]

[Both laughing]

JASMEET: One thing I really did like, though, was that little

vacuum cleaner.

That's, like, a thing I could actually use, you know?

Bye, little guy!

JASMEET: I'll probably just leave the couch and just

take the vacuum.

HARLEY: The couch cooks, the couch cleans,

the couch caresses.

You don't even have a person in your life that does that

for you.

JASMEET: No. Thanks, Harley.

HARLEY: You're welcome.

JASMEET: Wow. I flew all the way out... from Toronto...

for a vacuum.

HARLEY: Yo, Jas, these are the guys I was telling you about.

They built this couch.

JOE & ROB: Good to meet you.

HARLEY: This is Rob, Joey...

ROB: Cheers.

Ahhhh!

[Music intensifies]

♪♪

HARLEY: Invention one?

Knocked it out of the park.

Blew someone's mind.

Once Jasmeet saw the couch, I didn't care about anything.

I nailed it.

Now it's about the next person I'm going to help.

Inventerprise isn't about the final product or how

we got to the final product.

Inventerprise is about inspiring people.

Everyone has ideas.

What I'm trying to do is inspire and motivate you.

You can invent, too.

I'm not going to show you how to invent.

I'm here to tell you, "Hey, you should invent."

When was the last time someone told you to invent?

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came across this program called the three week diet by brian flatt it

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course I was very intrigued but a little skeptical so I did some research and

read a lot of reviews and unlike a lot of other diets that are out there 99.9%

of the reviews were positive people were getting seriously good results with this

diet I even read a comment about somebody losing 30 pounds in just 3 week diet

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brian flatt who filled me in on what needed to be done to start the diet he

sent me the four manuals and just asked me a couple questions about my health at

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so after one week of following the program I decided to hop on the scale

and weigh myself and to my surprise I had gone down seven pounds that's a

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