WHO AM I? Another story
Phat, are you up?
Hey Phat!
Phat, are you up yet?
Oy Phat!
Phat!
Hey Phattt!
I heard you
You overslept again?
Erm, sorry
I couldn't sleep last night
You better beware, I won't be your strategist anymore, know it?
Okay, I'll take you out for breakfast okay?
What breakfast?
It's noon, who still sell breakfast?
Buy me a drink
Then go with me to Ms. Phuong, it's cheap there
5 times okay?
Phuong sistaaaa
I'm here
You guys don't go to school today?
Why are you here so early?
We're in our Tet holiday
I forgot
Is there anything fun? Tell me
Gosh, I'm so sad right now
Hey sister
I know this cool app
Very cool app
Pull it out I'll show you
Pull what? You've just met me and you already want to pull?
Take it out
This app lets me make friends around the world
And then?
See
Go to this triangle thing
Download this, click
Does it take a long time?
See, the circle is full
There, then open this
This has a lot of stuff
They can see us
They're from everywhere
Then they'll comment on it too
Get it?
So they give comments on us
Right
They'll talk about us
They put hate on us or what?
If so, we swear to them back
Yeah right right right
There's more
So I won't be bothering you guys
Yeah, just go here and talk to others
What you want to drink?
Sister
One salt-lemon and one cool water
Oh how nice?!
Who are you ordering cool water for?
You usually drink that?!
Nooo?!
Because I pay so I drink that
But now you're paying
Right
I'll have coke
Sis, I want coke
Copy that
You're paying or I'm paying?
Here come coke and salt-lemon
Thank you
You pay for this
Get back to main point
What is the main point though?
You're not talking about me and Nhu Y?
You overslept that you forgot your brain home or what?
Do you need me to insert your brain for you?
I, really don't know
Goshhhhh
You like her but you don't know that?
You're here with me to ask for help but you don't know?
Now what?
You know because of you I can't even get boys?
You don't have boys to get though..
Hey, don't let your mouth betray you
Not that I don't have boys
Just one call, they'll come here
Gosh
It's just I'm too busy thesedays
But you look at yourself
It's nearly Tet and you don't even have a girlfriend
What a shame!
I got it
What do I have to do now? I got it
What do I have to do now?
You already know, I only like Nhu Y
But.. you look like that
You can't be together with her
Why not?
Hmm you look kinda noob
You have to change
Nhu Y is pretty and boys follow her
But not as much as me
But you just can't make it
So what do I do now?
Learn to ride a bike again
Ride a bike?
I look that bad?
Your face… as a close friend… it's not too bad.. but
This area looks wrong
This?
Yeah this
You gotta change if you want to be suitable for her
Okay, change this?
Yeah this
Phuong, Phuong
Gosh, I thought someone hit on me
I'm getting the coconut
Who dare to hit you?
This whole neighborhood who dare?
What??
What what?
I'm this hot
I'm tired of looking at you
Phuong, were you listening to what these two were talking about?
Who?
Phat and Binh
Oh, yeah I heard all
All of it?
From head to toe, the whole story
That's nice, your ears are so sharp
Yeah? So that I can tell others too
Especially…
Me?
Yeah exactly
Yep I tell you, in this neighborhood
If you don't know about any events
Just stop by your stall and drink a glass of tea
And you'll tell us all
You're saying I'm big-mouthed?
No you're not
You're just spreading information to people
Not big-mouthed
I'm like the media news
Yeah even faster
Spreading information to everyone
E-news even have to type so that people can read Spreading information to everyone
E-news even have to type so that people can read
Yeah right E-news even have to type so that people can read
E-news even have to type so that people can read
I'm spreading it right away
You're faster than it
You're helping life
Enhancing life You're helping life
Enhancing life
Yep that's nice Enhancing life
Yep that's nice
But you heard what they said?
Yeah
Tell me?
Phat is Mr. Muoi's nephew right?
He likes Nhu Y, Ms. Tam's niece
Gosh
And who's in between?
Binh
The third person?
No, she hooks them up
Really?
She's that young?!
Not good
I'm the one who hooks people together in this hood
Now she's taking it from me?
There are 4 stupid things to do in life
Hooking people up is the most stupid thing
People said that is the most stupid thing
But she does so
She helps him in getting Nhu Y
They're so young, they want to love?
We're this old but we haven't loved
No I loved someone
Already?
Yeah
I have not
Gosh
I have no time for that
Oh you have no time for that?
Yeah and I'm old already Oh you have no time for that?
Yeah and I'm old already
Time flies so fast
You look fresh anyway
Of course
We should be helping each other, not dragging others down
But she's not okay
She hooks them up
Phat is so nice and shy
They're so young yet they want to love
I'm not okay with that
They didn't even drink, they just talk about love
That's why
They haven't drunk it up, they're gone
What a waste
I'm going in
I'll bring this home
You still have to pay for it
Why? They paid?
But they left it
I'll bring home and drink
Um no if they left it back, I'll drink
You?
Now you and me split
We love each other right?
Cheers
That's why
You want details?
Of course
I must tell you
Right
My mouth is so itchy
I'll scratch for you
Tell me
I'll start the story
On a nice morning
What are you looking at?
Electrician guy
Ah electrician, he's there everyday?
No, different guy each day
Oh you notice that?
Right
But he looks hot
He carries stuff
Your type?
Sweaty
Gosh
But we're talking about them?
Back to the story
These two?
Go back
Remind me..
Cross the electric guy out
These two what?
I forgot
They talk about hooking
No it's not that, she forces him to love
Continue, pass the electrician No it's not that, she forces him to love
Continue, pass the electrician
Hey, talk later
Later on you come here and drink coffee, she'll pay
I'm hooking you guys
I'll let him have me, not just coffee
Tell me
You see?
He's so young
Love? What?
He's still small
Really, he's so bad
Too bad
He even drags Nhu Y in
I tell you this
Not because of him, it's Binh
Binh consulted for him about young love
We should separate them, don't let them hang out
So naughty
Break them apart
But I tell you this
I think Mr. Muoi is involved in this
Is he?
Yes
Are you sure?
I'm sure
I'm beating him up
Sure I'm beating him up
I'm beating him up
What kind of person is that?
He forces the kids into doing stupid things
But you know what?
Mr. Muoi is behind Phat's back
Telling Phat to get Nhu Y
Then dump her, to make her sad
Nhu Y's sad then you're sad too
That's his tactic
I did not like him snce forever
I want to move this house
Can you?
I still can't, but I'm planning to
Next week, I'll lock Nhu Y at home
Won't let her out at night
Don't just lock her
Find a chain and tie her
No, poor her, she's a nice kid
Do it No, poor her, she's a nice kid
Who knows if they come and ask her, she may break out
Should I?
I think you should
I have a chain back home, this big
And a lock
I'll bring it for you later
Lock Nhu Y's room up, not letting her out
Bring it here at once
I'll bring it later Bring it here at once
I'll bring it later
I'll lock her tonight I'll bring it later
I'll lock her tonight
Won't let her out
Phat and Binh have bad influence on her
I'm so pissed hearing that
Really
Why pissed?
That Mr. Muoi
He teaches his nephew like that
Can you bear it?
Of course not
You see, in this neighborhood anyone likes him?
In this hood, no one likes him
Yah right In this hood, no one likes him
Yah right
His face is so hateful
So unloveable
Tell Nhu Y don't let Binh and Phat call her to go out
This is grounded for her
Separate them
But if someone asks, you can't hand me in
Heard that?
I can't?
Yeh, tell them you read it online
They said it online?
They did, they commented and I read it
Let me see it
I'll message you later privately
But if they ask, you can't say my name
Just say you saw it online
I'll deny if you do so
There's all online? I'll deny if you do so
There's all online?
Yes
Mr. Muoi..
You're old already
Not so healthy
Why you are so into birds?
Look, this house is full of birds
Big ones
Can you take care of them all?
How about your nephew and niece?
What? Why are you here?
There's something that took me here
Your nephew, Phat
What's wrong?
He's this young
But he wants to love
He has a crush on Nhu Y, Ms. Tam's niece
But look, Phat is so big and tall
He and Nhu Y do not look good together
To be honest, they go to school together
Like each other, that is normal
I can't force them not to
What are you thinking?
They are so young, I won't let them be in a relationship
But as long as they study well
Why do we have to stop them?
You don't forbid them?
No
You really don't?
Yeah You really don't?
You really don't?
For what?
It is love
Right, it also sounds right
My parents forbid me, now I'm all alone
But I don't think they suit
Your family is so tall
You and Phat, so tall
This called tall?
Yeah, he's taller than other kids
Is there anything to be proud of?
Being taller than other kids is proud
That's shameful
But that's not all, Ms. Tam said this about your family
What?
I heard it but I felt so bad
She said, how come your family cannot exceed 1m7
And?
She even said, her Nhu Y is gold
Phat doesn't worth it
This sounds more like you not her
I'm not related, why do I have to say so?
That's her
Really?
Yeah
That woman, so impolite
Tell her to be aware of me
I'll beat her up if I see her
If you want then go and tell her
Your houses are next to each other
Only few steps, tell her
If there's anything, don't drag me in
I didn't say anything, I'm just suggesting
I know you, you're not big-mouthed I didn't say anything, I'm just suggesting
I know you, you're not big-mouthed
I'm jsut speaking up for you guys
If you tell her, I'll deny that
Hey hey hey
Is it you?
I've been suspecting thesedays
It's you who bring garbage to my house everyday
What kind of man are you?
I give it back to you
No good deed goes unpunished
You're so nice eh?
Who tells you to clean my house's trash?
Who forces you?
It blocks the way
Basically it blocks
Wait, it's my house not yours
Block what?
If so you go clean your house
If you're that good then tell your nephew to stay away from my niece
No good deed goes unpunished
Stop it, you're that good?!!
That doesn't matter
My nephew, his feelings, that's his business
I won't interfere
I tell you this
If all men died, I still wouldn't let my niece marry your nephew
Look at you
What is that?
Doesn't make any sense
That hairstyle too
You're 35 already and still wear shirt?
Stop that! Bye!
We'll go to Ms. Phuong?
Kay
What do you want? I'll order
I want cool water
Two cool water, Phuong
Heard it
You haven't called me since we off for Tet
We made Tet cakes too early
So that I have to give them away
Is that so?
My house didn't make any
Give me 2 cake
Okay, I'll save for you
But where's Phat?
Phat? He's home
I don't care
He doesn't really talk to me thesedays
Leave him out
He's so noob
He's nice, not noob
You keep saying he's noob
But I think a guy like him.. no girl would fall in love with
It depends
But he's too nice
I like that though
That's cute
Gosh, nice and cute
Oh my…
Here's your water, my dear!
Save me two Tet cake okay?
I remember it
Phat, hey Phat
You're looking for me?
I'm calling you, who else am I looking for?
My family just made these
This is for you and Mr. Muoi
Thank you
Eat it now, it's freshly-made
Bye bye!
Yes, I gotta change for her
Do I look okay?
Good
Handsome
Nhu Y will fall into you
What kind of clothes is this?
Large top but short pants?
What if mosquito bite me?
It's modern
You know nothing
I looked up on the Internet and I dressed you exactly the same
But you have to be stable
If you don't dress like this, Nhu Y won't like you
Is that so? Saigonese dress weirdly eh?
Yep
Welcome you home
Lead him
How come you are drunk?
I'm just a bit drunk
You're wrong
Oy, Phat, why so handsome today?
I dress him so that he can go get girl
Binh picked for me
Get girl?
When I was young, to me getting girls was so dynamic
You're inherit the gene from me
This story we've been hearing it for hundred times
We know that you're the most handsome person in the house
Go go go
We might be late
Where are you going?
Go eat sweet soup
Sweet soup? When will you go home?
Erm later
After we finish eating
Remember to be late
Oops early
It's dangerous at night
Thief and stuff
Just relax at home, uncle
Are your eyes okay?
Why are you wearing glasses?
No, I like to
Do I look nice?
Eat!
You too, eat it!
Oh, I'm sorry
It got on my clothes Oh, I'm sorry
It got on my clothes
Bye, I'm going home to change
An, because of you!
You gave me this
It's all black I can't see anything
It's you being clumsy not me
I'm busy eating this don't you see?
Now what do I do?
Let me think
I've just eaten
Blood hasn't run well yet
I can't think of anything
Eat it! Here's mine
Nice
Fast
I haven't finished, fast what, wait!
It's your fault
Know what we're doing? Do what?
I got this really cool app
It shows you hiphop moves
Wear hiphop style, do hiphop moves?
Yeah right
Really cool
There are shapes and you just follow them
It's cool, let me show you
Do you see the shape?
Raise your hand as it shows
Okay now? Am I right?
In, see it?
Do the moves
What are you doing?
You should do it like this
There!
See?
See?
Do it again
Speed up, fast fast We have to speed up?
Do it
Right
Right
Do it Right
Right
Go go
Yayyy
The other hand
Right right
Is it okay?
Yeah you succeeded!
Binh
What?
Yo
Do I look good after changes?
It's cool
Gosh Nhu y will love you
Good!
That's good
Call her!
Practice
How?
Like this
What's wrong with you?
Nothing, I just want to change myself a bit
That I look more energetic
Do I look okay?
You look fine
But a bit weird
Sister Phuong
Where have you been?
We went flying kites
What?
Fly kites?
Wear this clothes, I thought you were playing soccer
You look weird
Drinks are as always?
Nhu Y said that I don't look okay
To be honest, you do look not good
You were the one who told me to wear this
You said Nhu Y likes this so I wear this
What are you talking about?
Nothing much, just go in and work
Hey, what do I do now?
How can I know that she doesn't like?
There's no other way?
There's still one more
But if she doesn't approve, I can't do anything
What is that?
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