(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
What the...
Who are you?
Hello.
As you can see,
I almost became the hottest woman to all men.
Ah, too bad.
I'm Aggabi.
Aggabi, what brings you here?
I could've married my crush this month.
Ah, too bad.
Why couldn't you marry him?
I went on a trip on the weekend with my crush.
At first, "My parents won't let me go."
He said that.
When we arrived, they were shooting fireworks
and we needed a better view.
So I lifted him.
And as we watched the night view by the lake,
we took a romantic ride on a duck boat...
Separately.
I guess it was too soon to go home,
so someone lied about losing the car keys.
I did.
Then we found a nice place to stay...
Separately.
In case something naughty might happen,
the door was left locked.
His door.
I could've gotten married.
Ah, too bad.
I'm craving whiskey today.
Aggabi.
I know a nice lounge bar.
It's the weekend. Isn't this a waste of time?
No, I have plenty of time!
No, for me.
I'm upset now.
So tactless...
Not at all!
No, you!
I'm actually broke!
Sorry.
Let's make up and hug...
Sure.
Separately.
Go sit down.
- Sit. / - Alright.
No, me!
Good job, Aggabi.
Who wants to talk next?
- ♪ Out of the way ♪ / - What the...
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
What kind of song was that?
That was my entrance song.
I just threw it together.
What kind of entrance song was that for a TV show?
Come on... Teacher.
No need to try so hard.
Am I going to use this entrance song
to enter "King of Masked Singers?" Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
You all shouldn't try so hard either!
You should at least greet the people.
Oh, okay.
Hello, I'm a comedian.
Put some more effort into it.
- You didn't even say your name. / - So what?
And what's with this outfit?
Oh, who cares what I wear?
Am I going to wear this to a fashion show? Nope!
Is this part of the Paris collection? Nope!
Will being a good dresser make me Bae Jungnam?
Nope!
So I don't need to dress up.
Alright, go sit down.
I'm going to sit now.
- Why aren't you sitting on anything? / - Whatever.
I said that we'd be playing
badminton for our PE class.
Take out your badminton rackets.
What's with the frying pan?
So what if I use this for a badminton racket?
It's fine as long as I can rally.
Let's do this, teacher.
Rally!
As long as I can rally!
As long as I can rally!
Smash!
See? It works.
Am I entering the Olympics with this? Nope!
Am I going to win a gold medal
and get exempt from the military? Nope!
Will I open up my own
badminton class when I'm older? Nope!
So you don't need to try so hard!
This has been a comedian!
I'll be back again next time!
Hold it, hold it!
"I'll be back again next time!"
That's Mr. Toto's line.
So what?
It's not even popular.
Nobody knows if it's my line or his.
Just let it slide.
Am I going to become a regular member
on "2 Days and 1 Night" for using that line? Nope!
Will I become like Yu Jaeseok? Nope!
Is KBS going to make me
my very own TV show for doing this? Nope!
So let's not try so hard!
Like Daehui.
♪ Out of my way ♪
- Good job. / - ♪ The star of Bongsunga School ♪
- ♪ Is here ♪ / - He's leaving.
Who wants to talk next?
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
We had homework due today.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Take out your homework, guys.
Who didn't do their homework?
- Me! / - What?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Are you proud of forgetting your homework?
Be quiet!
Zip!
Why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher, I was training in my athletic club.
What athletic club are you in?
Well...
Oh, you're on the baseball team?
No...
Oh, the weight-lifting club?
- I'm in the rhythmic gymnastics club. / - What?
What?
- Geez... / - Rhythmic gymnastics.
What are you doing?
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I need a beating to get it together.
Please hit me.
Over this?
You don't deserve a beating.
A normal stick won't do.
I brought 100-year-old pine from Jirisan.
You want me to hit you with that?
That's why... To repent,
I spent 15 hours carving a beating stick.
For 15 hours?
- Use this? / - Yes.
Teacher!
Why are you over-reacting?
Teacher, you hit harder now.
- Would you be quiet? / - Zip!
Go sit down, you brat!
- This has been Yamsaeng! / - Geez!
Alright, good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to attend an art class.
I'll totally have swag as I make art.
How are you going to make art?
My art class will have everything.
First, a swag-ketchbook.
And swag-colored pencils.
Lastly, swag-crayons.
And once I finish my drawing,
I'll swag-color it.
I'll use all sorts of swag-colors.
And...
I'll shoot a commercial with this brush.
What kind of commercial?
Anything I draw with this brush will become art.
Should I draw you?
I can't.
You're already a work of art.
♪ This is a brush ♪
♪ I'll draw everyone ♪
♪ I am a brush boy ♪
If you want to draw with me, ♪ Follow, follow me ♪
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This water holder
will become my chin.
And these crayons...
Will become my crown.
Lastly, these poster paints...
Will become my gauntlet.
Don't I look like Thanos?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance!
I am Thanos-swag.
Good job. Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today, Seongwon.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about
the side dishes you eat with heavy dishes.
Alright.
You eat pickled radish with something heavy.
- You eat kimchi. / - Right. Very often.
And you also eat these aged and salted cucumbers.
Salted-cukes.
Why are those salted-cukes?
Wow... Salted-cukes.
What are you talking about?
- You have these with pizza. / - Salted-cukes.
You always want these.
They're called salted-cukes.
- Just say it. You love these. / - Salted-cukes.
- No, Seongwon! / - What are these?
- Don't say it! / - No English!
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
- No! / - Don't!
Pickle!
P-I-C-K-L-E! Pickle!
Garlic sour vinegar pickle.
East coast specialty variety gift set pickle.
"Dodge Dan-pickle."
The movie, "Hot Young Pickles."
CD of Bongsunga School.
What about CD?
♪ I'm pickle, pickle, pickle ♪
- Say, ho! / - Ho!
Party pickle!
What are you doing?
Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
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