T: New episode! Make a sync. point!
V: I found a really great helm, called a "full helm", with 6 armour.
T: Why don't you give it to me? Mine's crap. V: So is mine. And I do not have it identified.
V: I might give it to you, since my helm adds +Vitality.
V: Can you do it, or do you want to retreat. T: I can do it... if they stop stunlocking me, that is!
V: Don't take the money. T: Nope. T: Give me back that money! T: You took the helmet! xD
V: How? T: You were standing on it while I was clicking on it! :D
T: I WAS CLICKIN' ON IT! V: Oh dear god, don't cry about it. T: *CRIES*
V: I might be identifying it for you for free if I don't like it.
T: Take a guess on what I am waiting for. V: :D :D :D
T: You kinda let yourself be surrounded. And now we are FUC.KED.
T: The HP was going down so quickly that I had to use all of my health potions.
T: I'm going to go the town.
V: I'm going to try to kill them. T: I said that to myself too, then I got surrounded and even had to use a full rejuvenation potion.
T: I have also used all of my quick scrolls. But since the casting speed is so slow, they were useless, as they were cancelled in mid casting by the enemies.
T: There is a really good chain mail here. 22 defense, +16 to magic.
T: Wait, you are still killing stuff down there? Please teleport back, otherwise we are going to be too far away experience-wise, again. V: I haven't killed a single one of them, I let you know.
T: There is also an armour that gives 15 defense and +11 to magic for 5k.
T: a scroll of Phasing could be useful. Don't you have one?
V: Do you want the helmet? It adds to strength.
V: Because I have vitality and that is more important than strength for me. T: Fine, but I will buy you a book as well, and you are going to use it.
T: I'm going to keep my old cap and use it to learn spells from books.
T: I brought you a book. If you can buy others of it's kind, please do and use them.
T: You already have one level of it, but if you use it and level it up, it will no longer cost you your entire mana bar. I cannot heal myself with my staff in the middle of a fight.
V: There is only a book of phasing in the shop.
T: Price? V: 3.5k.
T: If you would ever need to learn a spell that you have not enough magic for, I can borrow you my Learning Cap(tm).
T: Repairs will cost me 2k. Sword for 1k. *starts to tell the price of every single item fixing*
T: Also that helmet you gave me came in really damaged, 300 to fix it, and now I am out of cash.
V: I'm down. Waiting for you.
V: And I am not alone in here. Just so you know. T: Are some friends there? V: About four of them.
T: And their fun is over. V: They're resistant to fire, though.
V: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH! T: Why wasn't the circle complete, with a blind spot?
T: Come over here, you teleporting arsehole!
V: For future reference - such a spell of yours does do friendly fire (literally). T: As it does to me.
T: It's interesting that the lightning doesn't damage me. It seems only placed spells do friendly fire.
T: Also your voice is constantly changing volume for me. If we were using skype, then I would know where the problem is, but not with what we are using...
V: You always shi.t on skype, but qTox is even worse. T: Well, it is working at the moment. V: That is like the first time.
T: Also once that we have played your voice was fine on my main computer (i.e. the one not recording it) and garbage crap on my laptop (i.e. the thing recording it).
V: So you mean for us to go to the ninth floor and find a way to the town? T: Yeap.
V: Unless we die right away, that is.
"It's hot down here" - YOU DON'T SAY!
T: Change of plans. They are going to be constantly fleeing, and I cannot be bothered with that.
T: We can also do this, so...
V: *answering to someone not on the call* I don't want an owl!
Some voice yelling: "An owl can dance!" V: No, it can't! xD
T: I just hear "boobs" and "show". V: You only hear what you want. She said that an owl can dance. xD
T: Well, that was the second option.
T: Well, she is not by the microphone, so I can only hear her muffled.
V: Where to now?
T: Here.
T: I need to do this right in order not to glitch the game the hell out.
V: Bada boom.
T: I think it worked. xD
V: And this is the expansion pack thing? T: Yes.
T: ~Something is shooting at me and I don't like it~
T: To the corner!
T: And I am surrounded.
T: I am unable to hurt the Shredded.
T: I killed the previous Hellboar in like two hits, yet this one...
V: That shooting one is down. T: I seem to be unable to kill those arseholes.
T: And I am almost out of everything. This isn't good...
T: And I am basically out of potions.
T: Ugh. V: Going to the town for healing might be a good idea.
T: As if we had any other choice. Also I might not have enough cash for potions.
V: Here you go.
T: THANKS.
T: Here's some gold back.
V: I have one rune bomb! T: How? V: It dropped on the ground when the Hive entrance detonated. T: GREAT!
V: I should check Ultima if my horse is alright. T: Are you mining with a horse? I do it without.
V: But I am doing... T: MINIBOSS! MINIBOSS! ALERT, ALERT!
T: I need to retreat for a moment.
V: There is a new girl in the town!
*translates for Vyktory who's English skill is at zero* xD
T: Actually, the end of this quest is quite funny.
T: No one actually will speak about those two quests, however.
T: Let me take a look at my repertoire.
V: The miniboss isn't here yet. Wait, now he is.
V: I don't even know if I am doing any damage.
T: STONE CURSE TACTIC! TAKE HIM DOWN!
T: He dropped a sword.
*raising volume and sharing the info on the looted sword*
T: Also the game is lagging now for some reason.
T: That is the problem with my super sword - I won't be able to replace it for a better one easily due to me now being commited to the attributes it gives.
T: And my gold problem has been sorted out for now.
T: Back to the corner I go. D: V: Actually the shooting ones aren't strong.
T: I haven't managed to kill a single one of them since they move too fast.
T: After cornering one of them, it took only one swing of my blade to take it down.
T: I just dodged a projectile just for the projectile to hit you.
T: He teleported, but it didn't help him much.
V: This is great for an unofficial expansion pack. T: Yeah, if they had more time to finish it, we would've two fully fledged new classes (Barbarian and Bard).
T: Oh my god, I'm almost dea... I'm DEAD! V: HOW? T: I don't know! They pretty much took all of my health immediatelly!
T: I didn't even have enough time to drink a potion. This is the second time this occured: "Oh, those look weak they ar..." *boom* DEAD!
T: I do not know if this wasn't a sync. bug. V: No, they are REALLY strong. As in REALLY.
V: What the hell am I supposed to do with them?
V: I almost died too, right now. T: Goddamn aliens!
T: Going around. V: It should be clear there now. T: If I could remember where, that is.
T: Where the hell is my armour? V: I might have it, let me take a look.
V: I almost died now, again. I'm at 4 HP!
T: You just left me down here alone, taking my armour with you, the one thing I need THE MOST, without which I will die in one hit to them.
V: Well, they seem to be weak to lightning. Thank god.
V: Even though it costs a lot of mana. So I will be returning to the town a lot.
T: *MASH* MASH* MASH* V: I can only hear some ridiculous clicking noises, so I'm sure you have company.
V: Do you have everything? T: I think I do.
T: OH MY GOD!
T: EVEN MORE OF THEM!
T: I managed to unaggro all of them except for one, which I could kill now with ease.
T: I just blocked them in here! Only two of them can attack me at a time!
T: I just healed myself by using magic twice. I right-clicked once, nothing happened. Right clicked twice, and then it cast it twice.
T: THAT RING IS MINE I BLED FOR IT!
T: WHERE THE FU.CK DID YOU COME FROM? DIE! DIEEEE!
T: Amulet. Mine. I do not have an amulet. You took it. Give it back.
T: Character, please, don't just wander off without input!
T: I'm heading back to the town. Need to identify the amulet, also out of mana due to the game giving latency to my casting command...
V: I just got a weird glitch. First the loading screen for the town started, and at it's end it went straight to the Hive loading screen, and I appeared back down in the Hive.
T: Cannot repair it by THREE GODDAMN GOLD PIECES!
T: MY GOD! What does your amulet do?
V: Chance to hit +20% and +27 hitpoints.
T: I won't tell you what my amulet does, otherwise you would get jealous again.
T: You do not want to know, right? V: Not exactly, no.
T: Make a guess. V: I don't want to. T: DO IT.
T: It's not +5. It's not +10. It's not +15. It's not +20. It's not +25. It's +27 to strength!
V: Are you fu.cking kidding me??
V: Could you PLEASE tell me when a moment occurs when such an item drops FOR ME?
T: An amulet of Titans. My strength is 94 now. xD
V: I do all the hard work around here and he gets the best stuff!
T: Don't worry, I might lose it. V: This is bullsh.it.
V: This is so unfair.
T: I do recommend to you watching a TASBlock on GDQ.
T: The summer one (this was recorded a few years ago, BTW) was great.
V: I open two chests, both of them are empty...
T: I'm going to end the episode here. I need to pee.
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