Hurry up boys
(3 days before)
Collecting old bottles
Collecting old newspapers
Free rubbish romoval
Collecting old bottles and newspapers
Hey spider kiddo
Who are you sir?
Spiderman it is
Why are you collecting rubbish my boy?
You boys are famous
Why do you have kick shit like this
I don't have much of a choice
We are not famous anymore
Nobody wants to take selfies anymore
I have to make a living too
So I collect rubbish and take it to tip and make a buck or two
Oh lord, how life changes?
You know, I am such a big fan of yours
My grand daughter played your videos on her phone
Very good work, I must say
How about you do that "options" bit for me
I love that scene, can you do a small bit please
Well, since you insist
ready?
I am giving you two options
Option number one
You have to give me old newspapers you got at home
Option number two
You have to give me old bottles you got in there
Pick your option, old man
How about I pick option number three
Usually I ask, what is option number 3 here
Last time I got kicked in the ass asking that question
I am a bit scared to take option number 3
Old fart like me can't do any harm to you kiddo
Hang on a minute
I have option number 3 with me
Give me a second
I haven't got any old newspapers
I got this old lamp
Worth a couple of cents at least
Couple cents?
What the fuck I am going to buy with a few cents?
A muffin costs about 3 dollars
Stupid old man
I am sorry child
How about we take the option no 4 then
Option no 4?
Never heard of option no 4 before
What is option no 4, sir?
Spiderman 4 - Melodies of dead
Ratne aiye, we are out of lentil
Is it?
Didn't we have a potato left
Try to make up some sort of a curry
That's not enough for all of us
Yeah?
Well, I am not that hungry anyway
I had a toast at the studio
I am not that hungry bro
Make something for yourself
How's the recordings going?
Ready mate?
Yeah bro
I got 12 bars ready
Let's spit that shit out bro
So what's the theme today?
Well, let me put it this way
Look at the negativity around us these days
We need something that lift us spiritually
What you call it...positive thinking
That's my theme for this track
Positive thinking?
That's no good
Bad choice
Chicks with bit tits
Alcohol or weed
Or some shit that doesn't make sense to anybody
Shit like that has potential
You can get 1 million views on YouTube pretty easy
Trash always work but positive thinking won't work mate
I don't know, ratne aiye
Times are not travelling very good for us
I don't think I'll get the truck job either
How long do we have to suffer like this
Silly bro
That's what you call life
It has both ups and downs
Remember the days we were famous
Times always change my friend
Life is a balance of good and bad
Don't worry about it too much
Don't focus on negativity all day long
Avoid that crap
Wait till my tracks make it to billboard
When I get couple of million views on YouTube
I am going to buy you a mansion each in Colombo
Good luck if you can even afford a dunny in Colombo
What the fuck is wrong with you now?
I had enough of this rubbish job
I didn't even make a cent today
On top of that, a old man was trying to trick me
He gave me this old lamp and said it's worth a few bucks
I taught him a good lesson
Fucking old man
(suspense music)
What kind of a joke is this?
Hello, Sir
I was stuck in tha lamp for ages
You people, rescued me
Wish for anything and I will make it come true
I am your loyal servant
Stuck inside the lamp?
You mean you are like the genie inside the lamp of Aladdin's
Yes sir
Aladdin's genie
Get me a blueberry muffin
and a coconut muffin
and also a banana...a big one
A white tea with 2 sugar to go with it too
A chicken buriyani for me
Also ice cream for dessert please brother
Actually sir...
Can you fuckers see it now?
What I say to you guys everyday
The power of positive thinking
You guys complain about shit everyday
Especially you, Silly
These fuckers don't get it, you know what I mean
Bad horoscope my ass
What you see in front of your eyes
Get these boys what they have ordered
Get me some string hoppers
And some fish curry and sambol if you got it
Sir, let me explain
Aladdin's genie is from overseas, as you know
I am just the Sri Lankan version of that
My name is Ginadasa
Well it's an honour to meet a Sri Lankan genie
What you say, Silly?
Of course
Brother Ginadasa...
I think I'll have Pudding instead of Ice cream
Haven't had pudding in a while
Get me a pudding as well
I love pudding
That's what I am trying to get at
Aladdin's genie got a overseas degree
As I said before, I am the Sri Lankan version
I haven't got the same skill set
So I can't really handle a big work load
No worries then
Look after these boys
I am not that hungry to be honest
I might make myself a curry or something if I need to
Get their orders
Well, there's a small issue
I think the shops are about to close
I am not sure if they serve food this late
What happend to "Your wish is my command"?
Yes...let me explain
Since I am the Sri Lankan version...
I got a lot of Sri Lankan habbits in me
As you know, Sri Lankans always say shit but never actually do them
True Sri Lankan nature as you know it
So I am blessed with those traits as well
Let me simplify it for you
Get me a bag of lentil and I will make some rice myself
Lentil gone a bit expensive, don't you think Sir?
Sir, I actually got a better idea
Give me a moment
(Murmurs a part of Sri Lankan national anthem)
Let us make some money and keep it all to ourselves
What the hell is this?
Looks like a map?
Yes, that's a tressure map
100 gold coins
8 diamonds
4 jewels
and 2 iphones
Enough to last you for generations
A treasure in the temple grounds
Ginadasa, let me tell you something
We can't even afford a meal, that's true
I'd rather die in hunger than hunt tressue in sacred temple lands
How far should we dig?
You got 21 feets to go
What? 21 feets?
Didn't you say there's only 4 feets to go!?
That's absolutely right Sir
But that was a lie
Remember, The Sri Lankan version
For fuck's sake
We must be lucky
to find such a miracle like this ass-hole
Good afternoon gentlemen
Brother Superman?
I heard there's a hole needs to be digged here
How many feets deep?
Brother Superman, we are digging since the morning
Apparently another 21 feets to go
OK, simple
This is the bill
Bill?
Yes, bill for my service here
No discounts
I got a line of customers waiting
Hurry up and book it in
Ratne aiye?
How much is it?
1000 bucks
Fuck! 1000 is it?
Well I got some money saved for my studio sessions
Let's spend it
When we get this treasure we'll be rich as fuck anyway
I got 1000 bucks no worries
Let's get this hole digged bro
Boys being digging since the morning
OK
(Electric Sparks)
Good afternoon gentlemen
I heard there's a hole needs to be digged here
How many feets?
21 feets mate, like I said before
OK, simple
Here's your bill
I got your fucking bill already
I got the bloody money with me
Hurry up and do your job man
Before bloody coppers going to find out
OK
I see it, Sir
I can't beleive it, I see it too
Yeah, we are rich basterds now
We are rich
(Electric Sparks)
Good afternoon gentlemen
I heard there's a hole needs to digged here
How many feets?
Brother Superman, you already digged the hole
See the tressure, can't you remember?
Silly
I think I get it now
This guy got a short term memory loss problem
His brain is fucked
That's why he can't remember shit
Brother
There are no holes left anymore
We haven't got much work for you to do
How about you take a walk
Don't worry about that memory loser
Let's open the tressure
I want to see the gold bro
Ok then, be careful
Ok bro
Ok...I got it open
What the hell is this?
Melodies of the dead
What the hell is this
This is a old song lyrics book
This is empty!
He's right. This is bloody empty
What? Empty?
Ginadasa!
Tressure's gone so as my savings
Don't we always get the best shit available
I heard there's a hole needs to be dugged here
How many feets?
Yes, there is one hole left
Come a bit closer, I'll show you where it is
What did I say before you idiot
How many holes you want to dig a day
Mister, You are going to pay for this
What is this green colour stone?
Looks very familiar
Ah yes, this is Kryptoni...
That was close
You almost got cut in to pieces man
Check the bloody bus time table
Let's fucking go home
Stupid treasure
Don't I have a lucky horoscope
Next bus is coming in two hours
What the hell we are going to do until then
I know!
How about I sing a song
May be I'll sing a song from this old lyrics book
Old music is pretty good
Is there Elvis stuff in there?
All music books got Elvis stuff in them bro
All my music books got Elvis songs
Let's have a look, shall we?
This is a massive book, must have some good numbers
Let's try this one
Song of the dead
Sing this under a full moon
among the shades of night flowers
Dead souls will rise again
Souls Hunter 500 BC
I can't find Elvis, but there's music from a guy named Souls Hunter
This is not a music book, you idiot!
This is a black magic book
Now I am starting to see this
Pass me the book
Melodies of the dead
Boys, this is not a joke
This is a black magic book
This is being burried here since ancient times
No way
Lucky I didn't read the last bit out loud
The last bit was
Trapped souls and hungry spirits you may awake now
Please take my human offerings
Lucky I didn't say that part...I almost did
Hello, ugly human
Why did you wake me up?
Ugly human
Look how ugly your face is
Run for your lives boys
Hurry up boys
Ratne aiye, wait for me
Who the hell was that?
A ghost?
This is worse than a ghost bro
Let's get out of here
Good afternoon gentlemen
I heard there's a hole needs to be dug around here
How many feets?
Actually there is one hole
Fairly big one this time
Can you do me a favour before that brother
There is this dude over this side
I think he's from some kind of charity
Always come and ask for money and shit
Can you let him know we are not home please
That hole you are wanting to dig, let's do it bro
OK, simple
This is your bill
Nice. Your rates are very affordable
Can you get rid of that guy first please
OK
Lucky that guy can't remember shit
Boys, let him handle that
Let's fuck off
Hey Mister
There's nobody home. Please leave
(Electric Sparks)
Good afternoon mister
I heard thre's a hole needs to be dug around here
Can you show me the direction
A few hours after
That was close boys
Who the hell is that guy?
I don't know man
Who ever it is - He's bloody dangerous man
I don't think we can kill him that easy
I wonder what happend to Superman
His brain is fucked but he still got super powers
Ordinary people like us can't handle that stuff
He is a ghost bro
That magic book had a paragraph on how to kill ghosts
I just remembered the lines
Trapped souls and hungry spirits - it's time to sleep
You just has to say those lines and they go back to the grave
If you say...
Trapped souls and hungry spirits - show yourself
They will appear pretty much next to you
Boys, get inside
I'll take care of this fucker
Sir, leave that to me
I did a small mistake before, I am sorry
I am not going to let some dick come and attack you
I told you, I am your loyal servant
Our country got a 2500 years worth of history
We got a culture, ethics and morals
You seen the temple art haven't you?
We won't allow some fucker to turn up and attack our beleives
We are a brave nation
I got lion blood inside me
Leave this guy to me
Prepare for the battle, ugly human
What the fuck!
Well, he's the Sri Lankan version so I am not that surprised.
I've seen this version on Facebook a lot
Big words and shiny pictures but no action
Prepare for the battle, ugly face
Hey black dick
Put your silly weapons away
Let's fight like real men
(Evil laugh)
May god bless your ugly face
Good day
Sun please don't rise
Moon please don't set
Where am I? Is it a dream, girl?
If so, don't wake me up
Where am I? Is it a dream, girl?
Don't wake me up
Ratne aiye?
Boys
Ratne aiya, you ok?
What the hell happend?
What you mean?
You fought with that black guy and save all of us
Where is the lady?
Which lady?
Which lady you talking about?
What a lousy adventure we had
Didn't I warn you about this
Nobody listened to me
Ratne aiye
Yeah, pour me one too
Who is it now
Let me check
Good evening mister
I've heard there's a hole needs to be dug here
Yes, there is a hole
It's great timing actually
It's actually behind you, why don't you turn around a bit
OK
Let me show you the fucking hole
Just need to dig a hole to put your fucking dead body
How many times do I have to tell this guy
Fucking moron
Silly, get rid of that alcohol man
The lady is here
Hurry up and hide it
The lady?
Come in
What the fuck is wrong with you man?
As if you seen a ghost
Don't you know how to treat a guest
This is my brother
Please come in
Bro, you are blocking the door, move!
What the hell is wrong with you
Come in
(The End)
Sun, please don't rise
Moon please don't set
Where am I? Is it a dream, girl?
Don't wake me up
Where am I? Is it a dream, girl?
Don't wake me up
My body is boiling right now
My throat is drying out
I don't need the blanket
I don't feel cold anymore
Who are you, girl?
Tell me, who are you?
Who are you, girl?
Tell me, who are you?
Let's go for a spin, girl
Let's go round together
Let's go for a spin, girl
Let's go round together
Sun, please don't rise
Moon, don't you set
Where am I? Is it a dream, girl?
Don't wake me up
Where am I? Is it a dream, girl?
Don't wake me up
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