agar ghar mein larai rehti ho to ye wazifa karen | Gharelu Larai, Jhagray Khatam Karne Ka Wazifa
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Watch Slink Johnson A.K.A. 'Black Jesus' Shut This Comedian Down | Black Card Revoked - Duration: 3:03.- Let's get this money.
- Letty.
- You said you needed this money.
- Let's go.
- Let's get this shit.
- You're talking there like a pimp. "Let's get this money."
- Yeah. - We need to get this money.
I need them to get out here writing
them right correct answers or I'm busting that ass.
- Card intact, card intact over here.
- Okay.
- Black card intact.
(slow groovy music)
- [Interviewer] I have a question.
- Yeah. - Do you have siblings?
- I do, I have six.
- You have six siblings?
- Yes. - Do they have children?
- No.
- So none of your siblings have children?
- None of us want children, no.
- Okay. Cause once they have kids,
you're gonna be Aunt Jemima.
(laughter)
- Very original.
- Which historical portrait is most likely
to be on your granny's wall next to your big-ass cross,
next to the big-ass ... cross.
(laughter)
- [Woman] You can't say ass
(audience talking)
- I can't say ass and cross in the same?
(woman talking)
- Which historical portrait is most likely, check it.
Which historical portrait is most likely on your, dammit.
(laughter)
Who are you, the devil? - Take a breath, take a breath.
- I'm gonna tell you what the problem is,
I'm gonna tell you we've got too many white people
in the audience today.
- You see them?
- I see them. I see them.
- No it's not too many white people,
there's plenty of black people the problem is,
you ain't got on no socks.
(laughter and clapping)
No one wants to--
every real nigga wears socks from the swap meet.
(laughter and yelling)
See? - Revoked.
Revoked.
- You know Justin has-- - Listen.
- Justin got that good CBS money there.
- That's not-- hey.
(laughter and talking)
- Now see, what he forgot to mention is,
I'm on network TV and so when you start making CBS money,
they make you take your socks off.
(laughter)
They made me take my socks off.
- I can dig it. Only take mine off too.
- They made me do it.
They made me.
- Your boo has ghosted you for a full 24 hours
and 17 minutes.
You've been counting. (laughter)
They ain't dead, but they about to be.
What bum-ass excuse are they gonna hit you with
as soon as they walk through the door?
- The bum-ass excuse I'm getting is he was with the boys.
- They with the homeboys.
They always blame it "I was with my homeboys,
you know what I'm saying" - Who mean now?
- "I was out late, you know what I'm saying?
(Jemima laughs)
Men ain't shit. - Right.
All that.
- That's all. - You get that a lot, Jemima?
- I, of course.
- The white boys be saying that to you?
(laughter)
- I was out hanging with the guys.
- The white boy says I'm hanging with my coworkers
(laughter)
Drinking a macchiato, and - Come on Jemima,
you know how I like to golf.
- I would assume, I would assume that this
is what my boy would say.
- He was at the fraternity with his friends.
- Me and my homeboys were watching Queen Sugar and--
(laughter)
- Is it "was with the boys"?
- With the boys. - Come on we with the boys.
- You know y'all are full of shit.
You're full of shit.
(slow groovy music)
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Experiencing Carnival in Venice Italy | Hidden Gems and Travel Tips - Duration: 17:25.Beautiful sunny day here in Venice.
Just sitting on this little patio at our Airbnb.
Got a really good deal on a pretty central Airbnb.
But the most beautiful thing about Venice is just all the little back streets
and the side canals and just wandering and getting lost.
It's going to be pretty hectic over in the Piazza San Marco,
which is where all of the festivities for carnevale will be kind of culminating later this afternoon.
But until then we're going to walk around.
We're going to get lost.
We're going to talk a little bit of history,
kind of feel out the city, and then we're going to take it over to the Piazza San Marco.
As you may know Venice is full of tourists,
but people do still live here, even though the population has been steadily falling for the last 50 years.
There still are Venetians
But the practicalities of daily life in Venice are pretty mind-boggling.
Even something as simple as taking out the trash,
as you can see, is quite the operation.
People have to go door to door.
You give your trash to the trash guys.
They wheel it over to a main canal where it's basically
craned onto a boat, like a trash boat, and then taken back to the mainland to be processed.
It's little things like that that make living in Venice difficult,
but it's also what makes it so cool.
The story of Venice summed up briefly is extremely interesting.
After the fall of the Roman Empire people were being attacked in northern Italy all the time by barbarians from the north
So here in Venice, it's surrounded by a giant lagoon.
There were a series about hundred plus islands and
locals escaped to these islands to take refuge.
What started off as a temporary situation became more permanent and
people started to connect the islands.
The locals started drilling wooden pilings down into the mud and
basically, they had to import wood from Slovenia and Croatia
and Montenegro to
build a platform.
So they took many thousands of these wooden poles,
drilled them down into the muddy ground.
And then upon that they put another layer of flat wood and
then stone on top of that, and on that foundation, you could build a city.
The wood that Venice is built on has been down in the mud for so long that
it's actually become almost petrified and turned basically into stone.
Venice, the floating city, is actually built on wooden pilings just like this.
One of the reasons things in Venice are a little bit more expensive is because everything has to be shipped here.
The vast majority of the food that comes into Venice is brought here by boat.
So I wonder, you know, these guys are probably up very early in the morning
bringing the fresh produce in.
But it's pretty cool that you can just walk up, pick your produce from
the supplier who literally brought it straight in here from a boat from the mainland.
Ironically with climate change,
Venice is kind of in a predicament.
As you can see, there're lots of boats going around back here.
They've been forced a strict five kilometers per hour rule that nobody follows.
But the wakes from the constant boats are kind of eroding the foundation of the city.
So the reality is.. yes, Venice is sinking.
Nobody really knows how much longer it's going to be around.
There's a lot of different theories that they've put forward
for ways to try to slow or stop the
sinking, including a series of
levees that would stop the storm surges that come in and occasionally flood the city.
Just coming here now. It's definitely worth it.
The question is how much longer is it going to be around?
All right ladies gentlemen, it's the middle of the day, and it's time for lunch.
One of the things about Venice, like I said earlier, because everything has to be imported by boat,
prices are a little bit more expensive.
It's also extremely touristy.
While there's lots of options for places to eat,
most of them are overpriced and not that great.
Although I would like to thank all of the followers out there on Instagram
who have given so many awesome tips,
and one of the tips is to come here to the Punta della Dogana, which is just opposite
Saint Mark's Square and so Carrie and I are here.
We made a little lunch.
We have our little sandwiches,
and we're just going to sit down, take a breather, and take in the beautiful view in front of us.
Thank you Vagabuddies for the recommendation.
Budget travel hack: if you want to do the quintessential
Venetian experience of riding on a gondola,
be prepared to spend some serious cash, but there is a little known hack...
You can actually get a taste of what it's like for a fraction of the price.
Usually, it's 80 euros for a half an hour.
But you can do as the locals do and use the little gondola ferries from one side of the Grand Canal to the other.
They cost two euros, if you're not a local,
seventy cents if you are and
it's really a good way to get a taste of the quintessential Venetian experience if you're on a budget.
Grazie.
Budget travel hack for the win.
I feel like...when in Venice you got to do it.
And when in Rome... when in Rome, you've got to go to the Colosseum and the Fountain of Trevi
and all that good stuff.
When in Venice you've got to go on the gondola ride, you know what I mean?
Disneyland for adults.
We're doing it; we're in here. Super romantic.
We're going to make it as romantic as possible.
Ready? Ready. "Dammi un bacio."
So if the canals were roads, the Grand Canal is a freeway.
This is like a backcountry road.
This is beautiful.
Yeah, it's so nice.
Oh my gosh. I'm actually really happy that we did this.
Look how beautiful that is.
If you want to be a gondolier, you have to pass two tests.
And then you're going to study a little bit the laws of the navigation.
A little bit English, French, the history of Venice.
Then you just pick your route?
No, no, no. They decide for you what you have to do.
Yes, not my job.
You will learn from our family, father, grandfather, uncle.
You can learn also from your friends
if you don't have parents or your family like a gondola driver.
But there's not a school where you go there
and they explain you how you can know. It's a tradition.
But it's very on the job, yeah.
Little secret, yeah. It's very nice.
Oh...premando.
Premando means left in Venetian
Okay e` tutto. It's worth it. Totally. Grazie mille.
Prego. Grazie mille.
Piacere. Prego.
Venice has a super long history.
It was once a republic, and the history of Carnival is a little bit muddled.
Nobody really knows, but supposedly
it began when the Republic of Venice won a big battle over the patriarch of Aquileia in the year 1162.
People gathered in Saint Mark's Square
and started dancing and having a party and that is how the tradition
supposedly began.
In the Renaissance, it really came into its own.
It became this fashionable
opportunity basically for the nobility to
hide themselves and to do licentious acts.
Basically to get buck wild and not have anybody judge them.
And that's still kind of how it feels today.
Everybody gets very dressed up.
It's all about how you look and
the costumes are very elaborate, including the masks.
The masks in the Carnival at Venice are world famous
And I think that we need to go get a pair before the party really begins tonight at Saint Mark's Square.
It's the last day of carnival, so on the last day everybody gathers at Saint Mark's Square.
They kind of declare the winner of the costume contest and then at 6:00 p.m. carnival is over.
Lent begins and all of the fun is done until the next year.
Carrie and I have found our masks.
We are prepared and now we head to Saint Mark's Square full force into Carnival.
I was running around getting some shots.
I have been very politely interrupted by some viewers,
and introduce yourself.
Hi. I'm Isabelle. Where are you from?
I'm from Seattle. I live in Berkeley.
Cool. You said you're on a month long journey?
I'm here for three and a half months.
I'm doing the Camino de Santiago.
It must be interesting to be one of the people who come here and dress up
because all day long you're just standing there having people take pictures of you.
That is the main attraction here are the people who are dressed up.
It's our 15 minutes of fame every year, and I'm okay with that. I like it.
Well ladies and gentlemen, that is it for Venice Carnival 2018.
Super fun.. really just awesome putzing around town
finding little back-alley ways and then obviously getting the photos at
sunset here in the Piazza San Marco was a little wild, but it was a beautiful experience.
And I think it's one that everybody should do at least once.
If you enjoyed this video
please give it a big thumbs- up, share with your friends.
Hit that subscribe, turn on those notifications.
If you haven't subscribed to Carrie's channel yet, do that.
And in the meantime, remember stay curious, keep exploring,
and we will see you on the road.
Peace.
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ABD'de Yeni Atamalar ve Menbiç Harekatı - New Assignments of the USA and the Menbic Operation - Duration: 5:54.Assalamualaikum Dear Brothers and sisters
In the USA there are new assignments to critical positions
Mike Pompeo as a Minister of Foreign Affairs, Gina Haspel as the president of the CIA and John Bolton as National security adviser
What are the meanings of these assignments?
And what is more important for us is how these assignments will effect their policy in our region?
In fact, the best question for answering all questions is who are these people?
Rex Tillerson ,the Minister of Foreign Affairs, was dismissed and Mike Pompeo is the new
Pompeo was the head of the CIA and he was one of the harsh politics of the USA
He has hostility on Islam,Muslims and Turkey
And he is one of the biggest supporters of the new alliance between Saudi Arabia,Egypt,The UAE and Israel
Additionally, he has Islamophobic statements
He was one of the people who supported the listening of the National Security Agency - NSA
On the day of the coup attempt in Turkey,he supported the coup, not Turkey
He did what was waited from him
After Pompeo's assignment,Gina Haspel became the head of the CIA
And she is a different kind of psychopath
She started to work in the CIA in 1985 and she was promoted quickly
The secret of her success is not only her intelligence but also her cruelty
She was named as the princess of darkness and her name was always with torture
She was one of the founders of the CIA's mobile torture centers
The name 'Haspel' reminds the prison Ebu Greyb, the Island of Diego Garcia and the prison Guantanamo
Read the picture
She was responsible for the secret torture prison named 'Cat's Eye in 2002
So there is a global psychopath as the president of the CIA
And John Bolton - a neo-con , racist zionist - was brought as National security adviser
He is known as a lier in American Public opinion
Because he was the biggest lier of the government of Bush who invaded Iraq
He was the one who told the lie that Saddam had mass destruction weapons
He tried to defend this lie in the Security Council of the United Nations with some fake documents
He defended the coup at Fox News Tv on the day of the coup attempt in Turkey
He claimed that the terrorist organization FETO tried to protect the secular constitution of Turkey
He is also very harsh about the Nuclear programs of the North Korea and Iran
These three psychopaths are at the most important positions of the USA now
Luckily Trump is there and he stops them
If only I could say this. But he is the biggest psycho
In fact , John Gartner who is the medicine professor of the university John Hopkins tell that
Trump is not only just a liar and narcissist but also paranoiac
I worked on hundreds including murderers and psychopaths
I recognize a psycho far from miles
Trump is just a dangereous man
In fact, Trump's resolution advisory about the attacks on the schools shows us his psychological situation
He offered to give guns to the teachers. He offered this seriously.
This is the USA which is our interlocutor before the 'Operation of Menbic'
The more you are a psycho the more dignity you get. The most psycho person becomes the president
Of course Trump is the president in this kind of system
When you think about this quadruplet , you think that Menbic foresights are meningless
Some columnists think that the USA will fight against us for Menbic and some thinks that they will leave there. But they are just imponderous predictions
This quadruplet is like the Daltons. It is not possible to predict what they will do
So we will lock on
We told that the terrorists in Syria will be dispelled and it will inshallah
We will attack on Menbic and the East Euphrates after finishing preparations
Either the USA leaves there or we get the region from them
We already have an example which tells what will the USA do
It is asked to the former president of the CIA David Petraeus what happens at a probable Turkey-USA clash
His answer tells us everything
We must think twice
We talk about Turks not Arabs that we controll
So what is important is not the greatness of the obstacles,it is important for us to lock on
We started these operations after thinking about every situations
What we encounter on this way is just our fate
And don't forget we plan, God laughs
Assalamualaikum Dear Brothers and sisters
Don't forget to like and share our videos and subscribe us on Youtube
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Septiplier Sings Havana - Duration: 1:35.*Havana, ooh na-na (ay) Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay,
ay) He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na
Oh, but my heart is in Havana (ay) There's somethin' 'bout his manners (uh huh)
Havana, ooh na-na (uh) He didn't walk up with that "how you doin'?"
(uh) (When he came in the room)
He said there's a lot of girls I can do with (uh)
(But I can't without you) I'm doin' forever in a minute (hey)
(That summer night in June) And papa says he got malo in him (uh)
He got me feelin' like Ooh-ooh-ooh, I knew it when I met him
I loved him when I left him Got me feelin' like
Ooh-ooh-ooh, and then I had to tell him I had to go, oh na-na-na-na-na
Havana, ooh na-na (ay, ay) Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay,
ay) He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na
(uh huh) Oh, but my heart is in Havana (ay)
My heart is in Havana (ay) Havana, ooh na-na
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BREAKING NEWS: Turns Out It Was Obama, Not Comey! This is Unbelievable! - Duration: 2:53.This is unbelievable!
It's being reported in major media outlets that the press has had it wrong this entire
time…
It wasn't then-FBI Director James Comey or then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch's
decision to not prosecute Hillary Clinton for her use of a private email server.
The decision was actually made by former President Barack Hussein Obama.
Per National Review:
From the first, these columns have argued that the whitewash of the Hillary Clinton
emails caper was President Barack Obama's call — not the FBI's, and not the Justice
Department's.
The decision was inevitable.
Obama, using a pseudonymous email account, had repeatedly communicated with Secretary
Clinton over her private, non-secure email account.
If classified information was mishandled, it was necessarily mishandled on both ends
of these email exchanges.
If Clinton had been charged, Obama's culpable involvement would have been patent.
In any prosecution of Clinton, the Clinton–Obama emails would have been in the spotlight.
For the prosecution, they would be more proof of willful (or, if you prefer, grossly negligent)
mishandling of intelligence.
More significantly, for Clinton's defense, they would show that Obama was complicit in
Clinton's conduct yet faced no criminal charges.
On June 30, 2016, Senator Ron Johnson cited an FBI-drafted letter which indicated that
Obama was knowingly aware of Clinton's misuse of the email server:
We also assess that Secretary Clinton's use of a personal email domain was both known
by a large number of people and readily apparent.
She also used her personal email extensively while outside the United States, including
from the territory of sophisticated adversaries.
That use included an email exchange with the President while Secretary Clinton was on the
territory of such an adversary.
While it's shocking to learn that traitor-in-chief Barack Obama was ultimately behind Clinton's
exoneration, it doesn't come as a surprise.
Ever since Obama picked Clinton to be his Secretary of State, those two have been thick
as thieves.
Their minions at the FBI are really little more than pawns in a much larger chess game.
Now the question remains, will Obama be brought to justice for this crime and the others he
has committed?
That, ultimately, is up to Jeff Sessions and the Department of Justice.
For now, we can only pray and share this information with our friends and family.
The more public pressure there is, the more likely that Mr. Sessions will act.
What do you think of shady Obama giving Hillary a "Get Outta Jail Free" card?
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Unicorn tears! Cherry reacts to Nikkie's make up tutorial - Duration: 1:14.Hello everyone I found this makeup tutorial online by nikkietutorials. Nikkie
is actually following a look by Simply Nailogical and the fun thing is is
they're both doing a makeup style quite close to my own signature tears
I'm crying real tears… I met this guy, and you know, as soon as we started talking about what to do for our date he said…'Let's go swimming!'…
As you can see, she's really getting into it
which is just super funny
She did indeed get her tears on, so if you ever wondered how to achieve the tears
I mean...other than crying over heartache
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"Oh I love this"! As you may know I usually apply a different method, but this maybe
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Der Backster Effekt - Haben Pflanzen Gefühle und ein Gedächtnis? - Clixoom Science & Fiction - Duration: 4:59.Time and time again, research teams around the world are finding out that daisies on the meadow or the kitchen herbs in their kitchen can do more than just milk
Just to be green and to grow it sometimes seems like they have a kind
Soul Life There are some experts
They are convinced that plants have feelings and a memory you have this topic
This highly exciting topic at whatsapp desired now gets all the important facts on the subject
Can plants die dead or are you looking forward to fresh water and what does all that have to do with it?
To the polygraph detector of the american secret service, now to welcome to science fiction clicks
Only recently we have reported here about the theory of the so-called wood wide web the internet of the forest because meanwhile it is clear
trees
Communicating not only about fragrance messages but also about mushrooms specifically, it is about so-called mycorrhiza
White fungal threads that actually contact the fine root system of trees and send messages to others
plants shrubs and trees convey concrete transport water
Carbon and nutrients between the trees back and forth, individually tailored to the different needs
to the cell biologist
Frantisek Baluska from the University of Bonn Beuel have their own problems with their own ability to deal with problems
the American keith baxter came up with the idea of such planting skills very early on
he had one for the american secret service in the early 1950s
meanwhile, he is considered the father of plants
communication but how does it all fit together in one winternight?
In 1966, deep baxter came up with the idea of his new lie detector procedure also at his office plant
how to test the dragon tree well what shows the pen of the lie detector sven man the plant water is growing
a curve expected a smaller one
indicating electrical resistance because the plant should have better conductivity when fresh
Baxter was cast, I do not remember anything like that anymore
Reason I wanted to know how long the water would take to order
From the root area all the way to the top of the leaves
But the curve that was then displayed him his breath stopped it was just the typical curve that the device
indicated when people were positively excited the plant was so happy about the water
Baxter spent the whole neighbor seed dragon tree in a next test
He threatened the plant so he thought of burning a leaf on change, according to the plant already reacts extremely at this moment
So Krass already in the second when he only thought of the plant had hurt the plant is so
noticed that she was walking in concern threatened baxter
So, let's start with matches
again showed the
lie detector a fear curve a weaker rash then followed as a better leaf on the americans did not get it over heart
To burn his plant and so he did in the subsequent attempts only as if wanted
he hurt the dragon tree the plant did not react true the dragon tree so actually able to understand
When he is seriously in danger and when the threat is just a test run the record, the
Lie detector of the reactions of the dragon tree adorned short time
Later the wall grows and the chl employee went further
because
He wanted to test whether his plant can read the thoughts and feelings of other creatures he can
Throwing screen life into boiling water and yes the tree felt sorry for it, also found out that the chicken eggs
Feeling pain when they are cooked and lettuce leaves falling to death just before they are eaten and even today
Are there any research teams that have becks at least in sharing parts so it's not scientific
Confirmed doctrine so very important but according to these research teams have plant feelings can remember and visual and acoustic
perceiving impressions and also people from Buddhist countries are on the Baxter side not only the cia
criticized baxter for his experiments even most of the research teams worldwide do not see his results and in fact so far, becks could not do that
really in experiments
be reproduced
If he wants to first learn new things about the secret life of the plants and to all other topics then ends my phone number this was then
you get to know me from everyone else from the latest video guaranteed you can directly through me in the editorial of clicks to join and
suggest topics or participate in voting and thus determine what you tricks on
Runs and there is also a small goodie, at the beginning of the direct wire to me just click on it and of course not with the
Just forgotten bell and here it goes on for it too. Clicking with plants can think otherwise until then
stay tuned
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Westworld Season 2 | Official Trailer | HBO - Duration: 2:40.BERNARD LOWE: I dreamt I was on an ocean.
You...
and the others on a distant shore.
DOLORES: Were you with us?
No.
♪ (SOMBER PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
DOLORES: What's it mean?
BERNARD: Dreams don't mean anything, Dolores.
That answer doesn't seem to satisfy you.
DOLORES: Because it's not completely honest.
♪ (PIANO RENDITION OF "HEART-SHAPED BOX" BY NIRVANA PLAYS) ♪
DOLORES: Did you ever stop to wonder about your actions?
The price you'd have to pay if there was a reckoning?
That reckoning is here.
MAN IN BLACK: Up until this point, the stakes were never real.
But now, you and the rest of your kind are free.
LEE SIZEMORE: She's... something we programmed.
She's not real.
You're going to take me to my daughter.
DOLORES: Here we are. Kind that will never know death.
And yet we're fighting to live.
There is beauty in what we are.
TEDDY FLOOD: We've ridden ten miles and all we've seen is blood.
Is this really what you want?
DOLORES: It's us or them.
Revenge is just a different prayer.
They're all to die.
MAN IN BLACK: They wanted a place hidden from God.
We had something else in mind entirely.
I'm gonna burn this whole thing to the ground.
MAEVE: They're lost in the dark.
DOLORES: I know exactly what is out there.
BERNARD: You frighten me sometimes, Dolores.
Why on earth would you ever be frightened of me?
(HIGH-PITCHED ELECTRONIC HISS)
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