Sir
This is our Demonetisation report
How is the response for our Demonetisation?
Its one of the biggest revolutions in India, Sir!
We received a very good coverage in the International Media
Our citizens haven't faced any problems, right?
Everyone are Physically, Mentally, Emotionally tired sir
Sorry, Sir!
Sir...
Demonetisation is done, so, what's next?
What is the next biggest problem in India?
Garbage sir
Its litter, everywhere!
One drinks a coffee
Throws the cup on the road
Eats chips and leaves the cover on the road itself
And many just throw water bottles, tissues, covers from their car windows
For our people, Road itself is a Big Dustbin sir!
That's the reason, why I started Swacch Bharat Mission!
Sir...
There will be many students in a classroom who does mischief
If we expect them to change by their own, it will be our foolishness
If a Strict Teacher enters the classroom...
Everyone will become silent, Sir!
Gather our Signature Team in the Conference room
Right Away
My Dear fellow Indians!
Sit
So team...
After Demonetisation, I am taking one more revolutionary decision
Will you Ban 2000 note now?
There are more things to be solved in India, than I expected!
So, our next mission..
Swachh Bharat 2.0
The person who gave me the idea to Ban 500 and 1000 notes, The Ferocious Tiger
I am appointing him as the head of this Mission!
Ban everything!
Tigerrrr...
Ban everything, I say
Don't listen to me too
Ban it... ban everything!
Tiger, reporting sir!
Tiger... the Swachh Bharat mission
Shall I Ban it sir?
Do you want to sit and talk...
Shall I ban this sir?
Ban me, instead...
Sorry sir, it's not in my Jurisdiction
- Puli - Sir
Okay... thank you sir!
You have to lead the Swachh Bharat 2.0 Mission too
Sir...
But we are already running the Swachh Bharat mission?
Sometimes the Mischievous students in the classroom wont change...
Until a strict teacher enters the classroom
Sir..
Then what is the action plan?
Its okay, sit down
We all have our Aadhar Cards right?
Yes sir!
So, when we issued the Aadhar Cards, what is all the information we secured?
Our Basic information like Name and Address...
Phone Numbers...
As we have scanned the eyes, we will have the Retina data too
What else?
Our Finger Prints too
Exactly!
So, here is the Master plan
- Mr. Damodar - Sir
Immediately hire 50,000 forensic staff in the next 10 days
Mr Rajan, expand the forensic labs to 10 times of what we have now
and Mr Kumar, I need 100 new dedicated BPO's set up across the Country covering all languages
Why do we need these many sir?
So, here is the game plan
When this Mission starts, our forensic personals should Patrol all over the cities
Whom ever throws whatever on the roads...
Like tissue papers, tea cups, biscuit packet covers for that matter any type of litter
Our forensic personals should collect them and send it to the forensic labs
Once tested, we will tally the finger prints with the existing ones in the Aadhar Card database
Once if they match...
Ah, yes sir!
Hold on, there is still more
We will forward the contact informations to all the BPO's
From there, the violators get calls from our BPO's and fine them accordingly
I want this mission to be executed perfectly
So officers, Lets make India... The India we want to See!
Yes sir!
Now disperse
Mr.Tiger!
Sir
3 months
3 months...
Go
According to our reports, Modi has come up with a new Plan to tackle Swachh Bharat
It's believed that, this Mission will be handled very vigorously
But the real plan is not yet revealed…
We have to wait and see
We shall meet soon!
Sir…
Rule is rule… rule for all!
No...no…
Breaking news…
Many people dressed like scientists showed up in different parts of the city
Even the Swachh Bharat 2.0 vehicles are doing rounds in the city
The public were stunned and puzzled as these people are collecting garbage samples
The main reason for this secret mission is yet to be known
Many people opined that this might be the new plan of Modi
So time should tell, how collecting the garbage samples will help!
-Sir -Yes
By matching with Aadhar Card database...
We got all the Phone contacts of the violators
Now we can talk to them
Hello (Sarcastic Song)
You have thrown a coffee cup beside a tea shop in Kukatpally area, right?
I guess so, but who are you?
Sir, we are calling from Swachh Bharat 2.0 team
According to the Indian Penal Code, Section 178
Throwing wastage in the open and littering on the roads is a Crime
So, now you have to pay 2000 rupees fine
What? I don't understand what you are talking about?
You will slowly understand, everything…
We will send the information via email or through a message
Jai Hind
Hello...hello...hello
Let's begin the show
Hello
I am Tiger speaking
Tiger eh?
Why didn't you speak anything when I came to zoo last week?
Right...If you remember, you ate a pack full of peanuts and thrown the paper in the open in the zoo
You didn't lift it, so my guys did
So, pay 2000 rupees fine
2000 rupees ah?
In road no 6, Banjara Hills… You happily ate a pack full of Lay's chips
And thrown the cover on the road
What the what?
I dont care if you are a MLA's son or a MP's son… Tiger here… Rule is rule, rule for all
Sir, everyone throws dust on the road… but you have thrown a dustbin itself
So, you have to pay 10,000 rupees
You have eaten a Raw Mango mercilessly and thrown the mango stone on the road
Sorry sir, no negotiations on fines
With Modi's new revolutionary decision
There is a Shock all over the Nation
He named this Secret Mission as Swachh Bharat 2.0
We are calling from Swachh Bharat 2.0
Your son littered the roads with a lot of ATM slips
You have to pay 3000 rupees fine for that
10,000 fine will be applicable
If anyone litters on the road, the garbage will be collected
And the finger prints are matched on them
And the violators attract huge fines
Swachh Bharat 2.0 has become a revolution in the Country
There is a huge attention and response from the public
People are frightened to throw garbage on the roads now
Is this method a right way for a country like ours?
Swachh Bharat 2.0 is taking real shape
Violators are getting calls immediately
So Hyderabad, stop littering on the roads
Or Pay huge fines
Our Country is taking a bath
Now, I am proud of my Country
Impossible became possible
Hats off to this remarkable feat
Swachh Bharat 2.0 is showing results… the streets are surprisingly getting cleaner
Save your money in the banks… Save the garbage for the dustbins… Don't forget!
There is a tremendous change in the streets… We find no more litter on the roads
Thank you, team
We have banned the Garbage, Sir!
Sir, in this 3 month period…
We have collected 2 lakh+ crores all over India as fines
Sir, what will you do with this huge amount?
We should accept the fact that, the problem is not only with the Public
We urge them to throw the litter in the dust bins… but we don't find many bins around!
We tell them, not to urinate on the roads… but did we provide proper Public Toilets everywhere?
So, we shall spend all the money back to the people…
Install a dust bin for every 100 meters
And build a public toilet for every kilometer
Lets make India…
The India we want to see..
Disperse
3 months, sir!
3 months
Hmm…
Sir…
What's Next?
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