Chủ Nhật, 16 tháng 7, 2017

Waching daily Jul 16 2017

- How you should eat around a workout.

It's just your little secret and mine.

Good morning, Trainiacs, yesterday, I got into how

triathletes should be thinking about losing weight

if they're looking at dropping a few pounds

in between starting training and getting to the race.

One of the things that I mentioned

is that it's not as simple as just calories in

and calories out and making sure that you eat

fewer calories than you burn in a day.

Number one, you want good-quality nutrients,

good-quality food, you want all your vitamins.

You don't wanna be deficient in anything

but number two, the timing of when you eat

is also very important, and specifically,

what I'm gonna talk about today

is how you should eat around a workout.

Let's say that you are intending to eat

2,500 calories a day, if it was just as simple

as calories in and calories out, conceivably,

you could do all of your working out in the morning

on an empty stomach, not eating anything after that workout,

and waiting until lunch, and loading up

all of your 2,500 calories in the last half of the day.

If you are going into a workout fasted

and you don't give your body what it needs

after that workout, number one, your workout in that morning

isn't going to be nearly as intense,

as purposeful, as energetic.

You're not gonna get nearly as much work done,

hence, you are not going to get as much of a training load,

hence, you are not going to become as fast, strong,

or improve yourself after that workout

because you haven't challenged as much as you would

if you had fueled right before the workout.

Secondly, after the workout, because our bodies

are so depleted of everything that we used up

smashing ourselves in that workout, if we aren't then

replenishing our stock of nutrients, protein,

glycogen, C-carbs, fats, vitamins, minerals,

antioxidants, our body is screaming for all those things

after a workout, and when we don't give it those things,

sure, you might be burning a ton of calories,

burning a ton of fat, but it's gonna start going

almost into somewhat of a starvation response

because it's saying, hey, I need a bunch of stuff,

and you're not giving it to me.

What can happen, and what I've experienced is your body

is eventually going to try to make up for that loss

in calories and loss of everything that it requires.

Your body starts sending a response later in the day

to say, hey, look, you screwed me over back here.

You better really fuel me up over here.

And what I always found is that when I under-fueled

before and after a workout, I didn't have as good

a workout, and I overate later in the day.

So now let's take those same 2,500 calories

and take a really chunk of it and put it

before and after a workout.

You do it before a workout, your body is gonna have

what it needs, it's gonna have energy.

It's gonna have glycogen to go and push yourself really good

in that workout, you give yourself a good amount

of calories of calories and everything that your body

needs after a workout, it gonna have everything

that it needs to repair itself, get faster, top up

all the levels, and then it's not going

to be as hard later in the day to reduce your amount

of calories and you're not gonna have that ravenous hunger

that you can't control before bed.

Now there are a couple of times

that it's not a terrible idea to have lighter meals

or even no meals before a workout.

Fasted workouts are okay if you're going out and saying,

doing a really, really light, not-intense run,

bike, swim, something that you don't need

that top end of fitness and a huge amount of glycogen

built up, so if you're doing, say, the odd or two days

a week fasted workout to try and slim down

a little bit, always top up with water.

And I even like what I'm doing right now,

is using a fat-based breakfast, so like this.

Before a lot of workouts, right now, because I am

in the process of trying to slim down,

I'll fix myself a fairly big coffee.

I will put a tablespoon of almond butter in.

I will put less than a tablespoon of MCT oil.

This is coconut oil, I will put a tablespoon and a half

of collagen to help with the joints.

And what this does, is it gets me around 250 calories

for a workout that I'm probably gonna burn

about 700 to 1,000 calories, but it's all fat based.

My body isn't getting that real big spike of blood glucose

that it's going to access really quickly.

This is really slow-burning stuff, so your body

is going to want to access fat and it might

have to dip into your fat stores

and it's not going to go to that really quick release,

that sugary, that glucose, that's sitting

in your blood stream and your liver.

This will help you get through a fairly intense workout

while not giving yourself that sugar spike.

What I'll do after is I'll have a fairly big breakfast

of oatmeal, of glucose, of a little bit of fat,

macadamia nuts, all kinds of things, everything

that my body is craving, so I'm still having

that 700 to 1,000 calories combined before and after

a workout that I burn in the workout.

I'm not depriving my body of what it needs

but I'm also still encouraging it to burn a fair bit

of fat and thus, later in the day, yeah, when I'm dieting

a little bit to try to slim down for a race,

I do get a fair bit hungry but it's not so hungry

that I can't control it because I have given

my body what it needs before the race.

How many times did I say race there?

Workout, I'm digging sharing this nutritional info

with you, Trainiacs, it's been a lot of years

since I've actually gone through the big weight loss

that I did, it would've been about eight to 10 years,

and in that, I learned a ton about how my body reacts

to nutrition, with working out and things like that.

It was fun to talk about and think about it again.

Granted, I haven't actually posted yesterday's vlog

and received all the hateful comments

about how wrong I am yet.

Workout this morning, brick workout with Chris?

Ooh, snappy, about 42K on the bike, 4.5K run after?

- Choose good, choose good

(mid-tempo electronic music)

- This is still going. - Oh, nice.

- What was that, like 240-per-kilometer pace?

- Oh yeah. - Yeah, something like that.

On the (mumbles)?

- Yeah, it was intense, now, today, as in when

you see this, it's (mumbles) Kim's birthday.

Go hit her up on Instagram at Kim Bab-ich Gaz-elle

and wish her happy birthday.

She doesn't know that I'm doing this.

While you're watching this, we're gonna be at a spa

having mimosas, right, Gracie?

It's just your little secret and mine.

And 16,000 Trainiacs.

Shh.

All right, Trainiacs, see you.

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HOW TO WHITEN TEETH WITH CARBON COCO + GIVEAWAY | HeyEstee - Duration: 3:56.

Hi how are you? welcome back to my channel

Today I'm going to show you how to whiten your teeth with a very natural product

it's by Carbon Coco and it's called Activated Charcoal Teeth Polish

the kit that they sent me includes the polish and a tooth brush

and it's $39.95 USD, free shipping worldwide

I'll leave a link to Carbon Coco's website in the description box if you want to check their products out

I've seen a lot of great reviews on this product and I was very curious to try it out

so when they contacted me I obviously had to say yes!

in the website it says that this product isIt naturally whiten teeth,

polishes teeth, strengthens enamel and detoxifies your mouth

deodorises, prevenst bad breath, removes plaque and prevents harmful bacteria growth

another thing that I love about this product is that it's cruelty free

and it also says thats it's dentist approved

so I called my dentist and asked him what he thinks about activated charcoal products for the teeth

he said it's amazing, he recommends it alot

and he also said a lot of things like what I just read on the page

that is detoxifying, purifies gums, prevents bad breath and he actually uses it so...

Now I'm going to do a demo on how to use this product

first you need to dip the toothbrush into the jar

then brush your teeth for 3 minutes

and lastly spit out and rinse

It feels great, the powder is super soft so it doesn't sandblast your mouth

it doesn't irritate, doesn't hurt and it doesn't sensitize, because the products to whiten the teeth usually sensitize and it hurts a lot

but honestly this product feels amazing, it doesn't have any smell or taste

it was a little bit hard to remove from around the gum, but other than that it's great

obviously it's my first time using it and it's not magic

but it says that you can see results in 7 - 14 days of using it

so I'm going to be telling you what I think about it after those 14 days in my social media accounts

I'm very excited to see the results

Now let's talk about the GIVEAWAY

One of you from any part of the world is going to win a kit exactly like mine

to enter you have to be subscribed to both of my youtube channels

follow me on my social media accounts, the links are in the description box

and leave a comment, it can say whatever you want but it has to be related to the video and the product

also add your twitter and instagram handles so that I can contact you in case you win

the giveaway ends on July 24, so you have until that day to participate

and I'll announce the winner on July 25 on my social media accounts

so follow me there, to know if you won

don't hesitate to participate, I'm sure you'll love the product

you can find the rules to enter the giveaway in the description box in case you have any doubts

that's it for this video, I really hope you enjoyed it, if you did don't forget to give it a thumbs up and subscribe

thank you so much for watching and I'll see you in the next one BYE!

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Expérience Sociale #38: Les dépôts d'immondices - Duration: 10:52.

Me I call cops !

I'm gonna explain it to you ; we're sick to pay taxes for anything and everything !

Is there anybody who is gonna recover it ?

It's a clandestine deposit !

It's a beautiful park and you came pollute with this mess !

Hey everybody and welcome for our new Would You React? social experimentation !

So today a theme without violence but also important :

What have we do when we see a person who throws away his waste ?

Me, I'm not certain I'll react so it's an excellent theme to re-evaluate ourselves.

Of course at the end of the video we'll give you an advice about how to react

if you're an eyewitness of this kind of scene, in order that our towns and cities become cleaner.

I hope you'll enjoy the video. Ciao !

- They raise the price of taxes, we have to pay, they just have to do something to fix this !

- You know what ? I have an idea ! Clandestine deposit !

(How citizens are gonna react to this clandestine deposit ?)

- We could do that no ? - Oh damn, yes !

- I don't know if we're gonna get caught, we should be careful in case.

Then... There is some people..

- Stop ! It's fine ! Pull over ! - Here ? Next to the bin ?

(Nice try)

- Hurry 'cause... hurry !

We are going to get caught ... Hurry !

Let's hope anybody is gonna come..

- You take the cardboard ? - Yeah yeah.. - Hop !

- Hurry ! We don't have time !

- We pay enough taxes like this ! Me I'm sick of paying ! - You're right !

- It's true isn't it ? Hop ! - And with all they're asking for ...

- What ? - With all this money they're asking for, it's impossible.. Unbelievable...

- We pay enough taxes like this body !

- Well, the little thing there, leave it here.

- Oh no ! We're not going to... To the containers area ? Fuck it !

- No no ! Leave everything here ! Here we are !

- Come on ! Hurry, we leave !

- Ah no, no ... Me I notice your number plate.

- What is this ?

- Ah no no no, you take it back now or I call cops.

It's sure !

- I explain to you : we're sick to pay taxes for anything and everything.

- I notice your number plate, it's sure.

- Well no, don't do it.

- Oh but I already did ! Sir, I know it, I saw you.

- Here, put everything in there please.

- Ah no no ! No no no !

- Ah no no no no no no !

- You know, we pay enough and, hm...

- No no ! Do you realize what you are going to do ?

- Do you want to see where I'm living ?

- It's a shame !

- Do you want to see where I'm living ? - It's okay - I call cops now !

I call cops. Oh yeah, it's sure.

- Do you want, eventually, help me to repack ?

Come on, please..

What a jerk !

- Now ! But... Just a thing ten. - Now !

- Now ? But... okay, okay..

- Hop ! I give you an helpful hand, we take that too.

- I never saw this !

- Do you want to help ma little please ? - Are you out of your mind ? - Oh just a little ?

- Pff... Look.. - Here !I take this bag...

- We had time to load in a first place, now we have to unload and reload...

- Honestly, it's crazy here in Woluwé !

- You shouldn't leave this !

- This, we're gonna load it in last.

- Pay taxes properly ! We're sick of paying, we're sick !

It's always the same thing here in Belgium !

We pay taxes and when we move, we have to pay, pay !

- Do you pay taxes yourself sir ?

- Of couse ! Like you but I don't do things like this !

Second try.

- Come on, help me ! - We throw it away ? - Yes, in front of the bin !

Come on ! I take this !

- You really think we'll can clear out everything ?

There is somebody who takes a photo.

What is happening ?

It's not a garbage dump.

- Because the guy stopped himself with this car, he takes...

- There is still, hm...

- Yes, he takes a photo, wait, wait..

- What are they doing ?

- It looks like a garbage dump...

- Here, take this plank... - Yeah...

- I'm gonna take this ... - No, give it to me ! - And I take this, the tyre...

- Are they throwing away their stuff ?

- Are you ok ?

- Give me a helpful hand for the television. - Wait...

- Are you ok ? - Yes, we are going to leave hm..

- Its good, a man took a video.

- They left this, I didn't get what they were going to do.

- And I had a good reaction ? - What do you think ?

- We should pull over and tell them they can't do this.

- Yeah I think so ! - It's not even a place... I dunno if they were going to throw away or not..

Third try.

- Ok, we're good..

- Take the ladder !

- Wait, I'm gonna drop off this first...

- We're gonna retire this delicately ..

- You put it, you retire it yourself ! - Give me an helpful hand - Yeah yeah

- And me I take the TV.

- Take care while you're walking through because there are cars !

- Come on because... We don't have a lot of time !

- I have to end something at house, moreover I've got things to do..

- Exactly ! We have to take care with cars.

Because being ran over... it's a little stupid...

You imagine at garbage dump, every year, all taxes we have to pay ?

It's crazy isn't it ?

Come on, move !

Wait, there is a car in coming...

- Come on, we leave. - Are you done ?

- Have a good day miss !

- Do you know a place where we could drop off things after ?

- I'm afraid it will cause damage to you.

There is anything else than a garbage dump no ?

- Yeah but miss, do you think it's normal we pay these taxes?

- No, I don't take part, I don't care. But you can't do this, that's all !

If someone see you, he could cause damage to you.

But what we are going to do isn't dangerous !

- The problem is, with all taxes we have to pay, there's never something put in place to fix it !

- I don't care. I'm a citizen, that's all. I don't have to judge you and I simply tell you what I think.

But it's not good. If you're married... Do you have kids ?

- It's possible. - Will you raise them like this ? You have to respect others.

- I was scared of a weird reaction because of the way they were looking at me.

- You were pacifist. - Absolutely ! I wasn't doing anything in front of them because I was afraid of a violent reaction.

But when the car left, I looked at the number plate and I was on the verge of calling cops.

I'll have something to tell when I'll come home !

(Last try)

Jonathan : Go on ! There is cops behind !

- Don't forget to clean this here, somewhere !

(police siren)

This is perfect, they're stopping.

Police : are you cleaning a house or not ?

- Hello ! Well no, we went to the garbage dump but they don't accept anything.

- So what? You put it there ?

- Well yes, we drop off !

- We prefer drop off.

- Sorry ?

- Keep going..

- We should put it back, unless they stop us.

- You can't leave this here ! - No ?

- Oh no, it's a clandestine deposit.

- But anybody is gonna come over to get it back ? - Anybody ?!!!

- Sir, it's a clandestine deposit this, what you are doing !

Come on, put everything back in the car, it's a first move.

- We already had a hard time to can put everything in...

- Are you kidding me ? - No...

- You are committing an offence, it's forbidden !

It's a clandestine deposit !

And by the way you're gonna give me your identity cards

because I don't have the impression you realize what you are doing.

- Where is your identity card ?

- Where do you live ? - Here, there, in Woluwé...

- Wait! It's a wonderful park and you come to pollute with all this mess, here !

- You know, when we go somewhere else we see beautiful parks too, there also a lot of-

I don't have the feeling you realize what you are doing ! - Yes, we realize...

- You are polluting a beautiful place !

- We realize, yeah...

- But I don't have the impression ! I'm gonna ask you your identity cards.

- But here, me, I don't have my ID, I left it at home... - Yeah, me too.

- I'm really sorry. - Unfortunately..

- Sirs, congrats ! We work with Property Bruxelles, it's a social experimentation

to fight clandestine deposits. Congrats !

- The first thing obviously is to contact us,

avoid th confrontation because it could become worse, we don't know people,

notice the number plade. If we can see people, take a look at them to give a description later.

- The advice we can give,

it's in a first place to enquire if cumbersome can be used by someone else.

Sometimes we throw household appliances that still work,

these appliances can be used by others, friends, known people...

The citizen who is witness of a clandestine deposit,

the first thing to do is maybe to find the authors of it,

explain to them it's forbidden, they risk a fine and they have to get their deposit back.

Property Bruxelles collect, per year, 450 tons of wild waste.

We count on young people and on Facebook users

to adopt the good behaviors and being citizens of tomorrow.

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Minecraft - 5 Mean Traps - Duration: 5:02.

Hey guys I'm NiceMark and today I'd like to show you 5 really mean traps that you can

buiild in Minecraft.

If you use them then you're a mean person since it might require someone else's help

to get your victims out of the trap.

Let's take a look at them!

So imagine you've just finished your long and busy day and now you're heading back to

sleep so you don't get bothered by all the mobs that spawn during the night and you can

actually see what's happening in your world.

So you go to your bed, in my case there's a small obstacle on it, but I guess we'll

have to just deal with it and sleep as is.

So now you're thinking about all the things you're gonna do after you sleep and the time

does indeed set to day.. but you die.

Okay you might think, it's a trap!

I'll just respawn and continue with my game.

However it's not that simple since you'll keep spawning there forever.

The way this works is really simple.

There is no redstone behind it and it's probably the cheapest trap you can build in Minecraft.

So here's the lava and that's it.

Notice that I placed slabs around the bed.

This prevents the game from placing you there and tries to place you into another available

space instead, in this case it's the corner with lava in it.

I've also built another design.

This one uses fall damage instead.

After you spawn in the corner you pick up an item off of a pressure plate behind another

corner.

The floor behind you is retracted and you fall down to your death.

Respawning won't help.

At the bottom there's a chain of hoppers that leads to an item elevator.

The items dropped by the victim can be put into a chest or picked up back at the surface.

This next trap will not work in singleplayer or regular multiplayer, but if you happen

to play on a server that has the /sethome command you can try placing an open fencegate

under a player's home and they should spawn on it and fall through.

You can also try simply using lava.

I'm not sure if it still works, but I was able to succesfully use this trap a few years

ago.

Here we've got a mine cart station with an automatic system to push the mine cart once

you get into it.

However at the other end there's a trap.

At the end there's an activator rail which will eject the player out of the mine cart.

It works just like the one with the bed -- there's no other place for the game to put the player

in, so it places them in the corner with lava.

I've also got one for the nether portal.

At first it seems just like your usual nether, however once you go through you activate a

trap which drops you in a lava pit.

Here you can do a double trap if you're extra evil.

Since the player is going to respawn at their bed you can also trap that with the first

bed trap and send them into a respawn loop.

Let's take a closer look at nether trap.

There's a ceiling in case the player jumps too much to prevent them from potentially

escaping.

The redstone behind it is simple - just 2 piston trapdoors and 2 pistons extending blocks

upwards to stop the player from running too fast.

There are hoppers under the lava which will try to catch items before they get burned

and put them into a chest.

The original signal from the tripwire is extended by 6 ticks to prevent the trapdoor from closing

too quickly.

And finally, one for the end portal.

For this trap you need an end portal, in my case I'll just spawn in it, however you would

use a real one in survival.

What you want to do is simply drop TNT into it.

That's it.

After you drop what you think is enough TNT you can just wait for a victim to jump into

it.

This is especially effective when players gear up to defeat the ender dragon for the

first time since they'll most likely spawn on a platform that's not easy to escape.

You might've noticed that the TNT took a while to blow up.

If you want to reduce that time I suggest going up around 30 blocks and dropping the

TNT into the end portal from there.

It will reduce the time it takes to blow up in the end.

And those are all of the traps that I wanted to show you today.

Let me know in the comments if you know of any other mean traps and if you've used them

in the past.

Thanks for watching and I'll see you all later, bye bye!

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TEACHING TESSA HOW TO FLIRT IN SPANISH / MARTINEZ TWINS - Duration: 9:13.

Hi guys!

we are the Martinez Twins and we are back here with Tessa Brooks, the beautiful Tessa Brooks

but today we are going to try to teach Spanish to Tessa

we are going to say some words to you and you have to guess what we said

you think tessa is beautiful?

do you like ivan or Emilio?

beach or pool?

it is hot here

here

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How to Record Live with mobile on YouTube 2017 - Duration: 1:21.

Welcome

In this video, we teach you to record live with the phone.

But first give like the video and subscribe to the channel.

Let us begin

to click on the YouTube icon

to open the application

to click on the red icon where is the camera

you see, is not enabled live recording

close to go to the main screen

to click on play store

YouTube seek and update the application

They wait a moment.

Once updated, open the application.

Den clicking on the red icon where is the camera

the option to record live, is enabled.

For this they have to have wifi

if they do not only have the option of recording.

That's all, like den

Suscribanse and share the video on social networks.

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[YTP] Pokemon: Snivy is Hard To Fuck (w/ Subtitles) - Duration: 16:29.

Some viewers May find the Following Video Disturbing viewer Discretion is Advised

I warned you. Don't blame me.

Man I need Food and Quick

Hold my bucko, food's on the way!

Yeah, yeah sure.

But where's the pizzaz?

Look at this place I mean what's the theme here?

It's boring *Pokemon B&W YTP*

Food, water, ATMOSPHERE!!!

We're all shit.

Check it out wow Does that Look good

Eat all you want

Even though it is just a bunch of Shit

Only a pinhead would make such a big deal out of this.

Who you calling pinhead?

Ohhh!!!

You know Cilan your...

ohhhhh... ouch.

Hey don't worry about that man. No, I yeah, I... yeah

It's Just one YouTube Comment

Oh I know it yeah I'm not Gonna let it get to me.

Really?

♪ You're Gay, You're Gay, You're Gay, You're Gay ♪

♪ You're Gay, You're very very Gay, You're so very very gay♪

Twelve Seconds Later

Apparently, it did.

FUCK!!!

Hmm that doesn't Make sense

Cilan is confirmed gay.

Thank you all for cumming.

Oh my god

That's so weird. (Missed sus oppurtunity. damn me)

Snivy is hard to FUCK!!!

*Searches for Snivy to fuck*

Shit, Snivy get out of there while you still can!!!

Hey, that's A snivy, wow (Too late)

and I'm gonna fuck it now

Oh no, not again. (Wait did she just...)

0.0 PS: I did

OH FUCK YEAH, THIS IS THE SHIT! PSS: Yes, I fapped to this.

KILL ME NOW!!!

*Viewers Reaction*

If you went into Snivy.

*PETA's reaction*

Okay, I have that coming

What the hell is wrong with you you sick Bastard?

*Dodges "quick" attack*

Rekt.

Uhhhh... looks like you're being made fun of.

WHAT?!

HAHAHAHA

Snivy has to be a girl.

Ash you didn't even know that? What a kid (And he just fucked Snivy up... =/)

*Gets humiliated and annoyed*

Incredible

Bitch, bitch I'm fabulous! (She really is)

Snivy got away.

Oh boohoo

Can't the two of you just DIE.

I have some important information for you

Nah seriously, you all suck!

"Important" that's some info.

Sir, fuck you sir.

Right Now it Is imperative that We Work to Strengthen our offensive Power.

By doing a banzai charge?

welp.

Who's that pokemon?

It's...

John Snivy!!! *facepalms* Really?

=D

Is she the one?

Yes she is.

Owned.

Meowth, it's up to you.

Like it should be.

Time to use scratch!!!

Don't even bother

Ha, pra pra pra, pranked.

*Starts to have vietnam war flashbacks*

God damn it.

1 - 5 - 0

*Spot's friendly napalm bomber headed their way*

[Oshawott continues to radio in]

Charlie, call that son of a bitch out!

Abort now!!! Pull Up!!!

Get down!

Shit.

Friendly fire.

[Kinda ironic that tepig was burned alive and he is a fire type...]

RIP Ash and Tepig

*Snivy shockingly watches her comrades burned alive*

Everyone Died, the end.

NO!!!

You're Gonna be my pokemon no doubt.

Not on your life sport.

Snivy, I want to fuck you again

Hold, on you wanna fuck Snivy this time?

Yes, please.

Okay go for it Oshawott.

Not this time.

RIP

We're Not Giving up that easily

Oh shit. [How did they survived that?]

Hey, why is Oshawott battling using Oshawott?

Come on!

Come on vamanos

That shit ain't funny, motherfucker!

Ash don't you know Black People has a Disadvantage Against White People

You're you're A fucking Idiot

Hey not so Loud, of Course I know that iris

That's racist.

Ash Sure is a Stupid Idiot

What did you say nigga?

Well if You ask me I think, he isn't Thinking Things Through

You're you're Fucking Idiot

Please don't you Think I already know that

NO!!!

Well

if you ask me I think

Well you just shut the fucking shut up!!! No one's asking for your Opinions!!!

No one's asking for your stupid fucking opinions you stupid whore!!!

*Get's traumatized*

I'm fucking you this time

YOU WHORE!!!

Now Oshawott, gun go!!!

*Fires his tommy gun*

He killed her...

The end.

Nope. Just kidding.

*Snivy plays her signature song to reel him in*

Oh shit

Oh nigga you gay!!! HA HA HA

Oh no, not popipo again.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!

9000 YEN?!!! WTF?!

It's a scam.

[None related joke]

There's a snake in my boot.

Boo you stink!!! [Viewer's Reaction]

Oshawott, No!! [He died because of Snivy's overpricing]

fag.

Oshawott you suck!

Who's that pokemon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's...

... [I'll let myself out]

B, B, B

C, D ,E, F

[Get it?] NO!!!

Please, why can't Ash Just Give Up?

...

You're Not Funny and Nobody likes you

ouch, that made her quit to be a comedian

I've Never Seen Anyone More gay

I think the more correct Word Would be pussy.

Snivy, cum.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

V, V, V,

W

STAPH IT!!!

[Viewers reaction] Waste of my fucking time...

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Snivy is all mine.

*Thinks he is tarzan*

*Snivy sighs of disappointment* What a joke.

It was at this Moment that he knew, he Fucked up.

rip

The end.

No.

What the?!

I'm trying to...

Srry. =p

Fuck you! You just got pranked!

Uh oh, We're Starting to sink.

[Shit it's quick]

you're Gonna die Bitch

rip noob.

You Know that wasn't very funny.

*Tries to save ash*

Two Hours Later

taking longer than expected...

Idiots. Fucking embarrassing, Waste of my time. *walks out*

So... what we get drunk?

Sus, So ash, are you Gay?

you Bet Course I am

Stop it get some help.

Come on

...

Why, don't you just give it up

*gets suicidal thoughts* Just do it you fucking pussy.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Kill youself.

Oh yeah!

After all this

Yeeeeezyyy...

After all Snivy isn't just going to let you fuck it,

sus accept the fact that it's not happening

*gets suicidal thoughts again* Oh yeah!

Sus but There's no way I'm gonna give it up

I won't give up nah, nah, nah

let me fuck you. let me fuck you.

You're disgusting. [spits] You're fucking sick.

What the fuck are you looking at?!

Snivy, I'll fuck you this time.

*gets amazed*

*and she likes it... wth?!*

Alright!

Ya ya, don't ask... *Snivy gives Ash a blowjob*

*Robbie Rotten to the rescue* Don't let your Kids watch it!

*Viewers Reaction*

Peppa pig, I choose you!

Ash is using peppa pig

Well peppa pig is a faggot,

So it has an Advantage, over a sus type

Hey Jude [Beatles joke]

Make Sure peppa pig doesn't get all goo goo eyed

from Snivy's vagina like the others did.

you're a fucking idiot

peppa pig,

Here's The deal he'll Slip and Slide

from this banana peel.

very funny.

wow!

I know.

you need to Attack before Snivy

uses her placenta. [What?!]

*Peppa pig attacks*

*But Snivy just dodges it again*

Oh shit here we go again...

I think we all know where this is going,

so let's just skip to the end. No, no no, a thousand #$@ times NO!!!

I'm sick and tired of this %$#@.

Gid f*cking damn it!

Are you even Trying? *Ohhh that's hard*

heh

*Rage quits*

I've had it with this motherfucking snake

This won't Work. It won't Work.

Hmm, that's Two things in This House that WONT WORK!!!

Then go fix them.

Two things that WHOAA WORK!!!

Why Did Ash stop pikachu?

Because a fucking type, like Pidove has an Advantage over Advantage over it has an Advanta

Over an Advantage over a sus type like Snivy.

Gus let's go!

Too slow.

Not again... NO GOD!!

Make it STOP! NO GOD PLEASE NO

NO NO NOOOO!!!!

Pidove wasn't Affected at all

you're right! Popipo didn't do a thing. [I guess they don't like Snivy's pitch]

That of course that has to mean Ash's Pidove

is a homosexual.

You're right Cilan!

Snivy's vagina would work on a homosexual.

What do you know?

So pidove's a homosexual.

Pidove, dodge!

Use quick attack!

*Launches nuke instead*

Tactical nuke, incoming!!!

WHAT THE FU--!!!?

*explodes*

She still survives that? That's some hardcore bitch.

Man down, We got a, man Down!

MAN DOWN!!!

Ok!

Fire in the hole!

oh my God they killed Snivy!

you bastard!

Is it enough to make her weak?

I guess not.

*Filthy Frank instead pops out and has a seizure*

You'll have to do better than that.

Pidove, use carpet bombing!

Tomahawk Missiles!

Direct hit. Shit.

[Sony vegas joke]

This is it

Go! Po!

Because you're a faggot alright?

Is this really it?

The suspense is killing me.

Pysch! That's the wrong number!!!

Burn.

Alright, I caught a Snivy! [finally]

Hip hip!!! Boo!!! Hip hip!!!

Snivy come on out! (potential sex joke). [No.]

Fuck you!

now together, Lets you and I fuck in the Unova League! [that's sick.]

you're a Joke [he is, really.]

And I......

*jumps off a building*

sus Ash again Sets his sights on Mother Russia!

Now With his Remarkable Snivy as his fifth whore

in the unova region

as the Sex builds the jou---

♪ journey ends ♪ [MLTR reference joke]

♪ You're breaking my ♪

♪ pussy again ♪

Fuck you, I hate all of you!!!

*Viewers Reaction*

There's a snake in my boot

Boo You stink!!!

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