I forgot to tell you, I experienced something with a fly last night.
Experienced ?
I grabbed a fly and told it to fly, then it flew.
Yeah
I grabbed it again, and cut its legs, I told it to fly, no problem, it flew again. You got me?
Yes.
I grabbed it once again and cut its wings. i told it to fly
So what happened according to you?
it didn't fly anymore ?
exactly... I was shouting though : fly, fly, ... nothing happened
It's crazy, isn't it?
Yeah and so conclusion ?
when you cut a fly's wings, it becomes deaf...
I was shouting... but deaf as a stone
Do they suit me?
yes, yes...
but I'm fed up, it takes too long... I'm not coming shopping with you anymore
I try another pair of shoes, and we can go, ok?
Why are you wearing different socks on your feet?
I don't know, I'm pissed off...
the crazy thing is that I do have the second same pair.
Have a look
so why don't you...
What ?
Why don't you...
ok I'm going to buy 2 others pairs and that's it
let's not make a big fuss about nothing.
Drop it ! I can't do anything even with a radiograph or a paperclip.
Why do you have to always leave your keys inside ?
It's just the second time...
But I told you to do a copy of it
But I have one
You have a copy of your key ?
Yes in my bag
Give it to me !
So I think this one is for the mailbox
This should be for the flat...
This one the bassement
Oh no, I have a doubt
stop acting like a faggot man. If she shows off, I set her straight. You're a real man or not?
I don't know how you're doing man
Everything is in the eyes, bro... "the eye of the tiger".
Oh look, i think it's her.
Yes
Hello?
I'm having a drink with a friend.
Yep, ok but next time, put warmer water, not like last time.
Ok.
What a real man.
Yep, what do you think? I'm not doing the dishes with cold water.
Are you crazy ?
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