(Super Fatty-man)
Hey, kid.
Why are you crying?
Don't cry.
I wasn't crying.
You're crying now!
I am the world's greatest villain, Zero-X!
I'll blow up the Earth!
Hold it!
What the...
A hero shows up to save the world from danger.
Super Fatty-man!
I am the warrior of justice that protects the Earth!
Super Fatty-man!
Zero-X, I'll never forgive evil-doers!
It's Super Fatty-man!
Come this way!
To safety, people.
Super Fatty-man!
It's no use.
Take this! Zero-X thunderbolt!
Super Fatty-man chicken shield!
They're cooked well.
$12 for one. Enjoy.
What?
He used my thunderbolt to roast his chicken?
I'll never forgive you!
Take this!
Pork hock kick!
What is it? What? What?
I had a surgery for piles today.
That's messed up. He had a surgery today.
You should watch where you hit someone.
Watch where I hit him?
I'm the hero and he's the villain.
I was trying to save...
What's wrong?
Gosh.
Young man.
Are you okay?
Sir, it's dangerous...
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Call the emergency!
To vanquish a villain,
he would fold an old man in half!
That's our Super Fatty-man.
Fold him? You shouldn't say it like that.
- Now's the chance! Henchmen! / - What the...
- You scum... / - Distract him!
Hey! What's this? I feel dizzy!
That's it...
Super Fatty-man laser gun!
No!
What is it now?
But this is just an extra.
Just an extra?
He has a name too! Jo Jinse!
Who is it?
Jinse.
You have to let the world know your face
before you die.
Cameraman.
Please get a close-up of him.
What are you doing?
Jinse!
Smile! Or else you'll get edited out!
Good.
What the... No!
Jinse!
Jinse!
Jo Jinse!
Gosh, this is...
Alright. You protect the world yourselves.
I quit.
Fool! Hold it right there!
Take this! Zero-X sword!
Laser sword!
Son!
Gosh!
Gosh...
Oh, no! X! What's going on?
What happened to you, X?
X... X!
X! You can't be like this!
You can't die!
- X! X! / - You'll kill him.
- Get up! / - Sir, please stop.
What is it now?
I had a surgery for piles today.
Is it genetic or something?
You hit me...
Sir!
I didn't do this.
I didn't do that...
It's over?
Today, Super Fatty-man...
- Bent an old man's spine... / - No.
Destroyed an unknown comedian...
- Destroy? / - And saved two sufferers of piles...
From their pain forever.
Just say I killed them.
- Impressive, Super Fatty-man! / - Impressive?
After saying all that?
Be strong, Super Fatty-man!
I don't want to be a hero!
(Man from the Future)
Hello!
I'm your host, Park Seongkwang!
Don't be surprised, people.
There is a man from the year 2087
living in this year of 2017.
A man from the future.
Introducing the man from the future!
He's from the future!
- Gosh! / - Hello!
- Hello! / - Nice to meet you!
- Hello... / - Nice to meet you.
What...
What are you doing?
Don't misunderstand.
This is how we greet each other in the future.
- In the future? / - Yes.
- This is a greeting? / - Yes.
People in this era could be offended.
Oh, right.
- You're an ancestor. / - Yes.
I should greet an elder respectfully with two hands.
Nice to meet you.
I see.
Alright.
- So this is a greeting in the future. / - Of course.
This is a greeting.
I see.
I'm a bit suspicious.
- Alright. / - Not at all.
I see someone next to you.
- Who? / - Here.
Oh, my dryer.
That's hot.
Cold air.
- That's amazing. / - He's a machine.
How nice.
- Wow, so that's how it works in the future? / - Yeah.
- The future is more advanced. / - Right.
Can you tell us one thing
that happens in the future?
Okay.
In the year 2020,
AlphaGo and Lee Sedol have a revenge match.
- Wow. / - And Lee Sedol wins!
- So Lee Sedol wins! / - Sure.
Finally a human!
A human beats a computer!
In go!
In swimming.
Swim...
At the butterfly stroke.
- The butterfly? / - Yes.
- The two of them? / - Yeah.
How?
Sedol and AlphaGo go out for drinks.
- They drink? / - Yeah, they go out for drinks.
Sedol is drunk and says,
"Get some more booze."
AlphaGo says,
"This bottle?"
"That bottle!"
That's how they decided the swimming match.
The butterfly stroke...
Okay, so let's just say they
had a swimming match.
But how?
How can AlphaGo drink?
You keep talking about AlphaGo.
Have you tried fish egg soup?
Of course!
And that's all there is to you.
What are you saying? How's that related?
Your machine seems really tired now.
That's enough.
Your machine seems very tired.
Oh, give me a break.
Come on.
Hey!
- Hey. / - What?
- I caught you. / - What?
What's this?
That's a dryer!
Yeah, a dryer.
You said this is the dryer!
Yeah, a dryer.
This is a dryer and this is a dryer.
Dryer and dryer!
How is that different?
Geez...
A man and a man!
Totally different!
So different!
A man and a man.
A dryer and a dryer.
So I'm this thing?
Dang it!
It's a machine.
Why is a dryer getting angry?
Artificial intelligence.
- The dryer... / - You keep talking about the dryer!
Do you have a screwdriver at home?
I do.
And that's all there is to you.
How is having a screwdriver related?
Ask the next question.
- This is the last question. / - Alright.
Be serious.
- I am serious. / - I'm very curious.
In 2087,
who is the president?
Oh, I shouldn't say...
Just tell me. I'll believe you.
- Tell me. / - Alright.
Who is it?
Tiger JK.
Korea had massive debt
but he brought it down to this.
- He brought the debt down? / - Sure, sure.
How?
Tiger JK said one thing.
"Drop the beat."
And the debt dropped.
"Drop the beat."
The debt kept dropping.
He really brought it down a lot.
"Drop the beat."
- So that's why it dropped? / - Yeah.
How do I believe you?
You don't? That's not all.
Rappers are in all the public service positions.
- Really? / - Sure.
Like who?
The head of the forest service is San E.
- The rapper? / - Yeah.
And the head of weather service is BewhY.
It keeps raining.
No drought.
Then who's the head of national defense?
MC Sniper.
Sounds good so far.
I don't lie.
Then who's head of animal protection?
Gaeko?
- No. / - Then who?
Cheetah.
So politicians dress in hip hop clothes
and go to congress and the Blue House?
Fashion is different from this era.
Hip hop fashion in 2017,
they sag their pants
and show their underwear.
In the future,
they pull their pants down even lower.
Ridiculous!
- You don't believe me? / - Nobody would!
I thought so which is why...
- I brought a congressman from the future. / - What?
- Really? / - Congressman!
Hello. Hello!
- What are you doing? / - Hello!
- Good to see you. / - Good to see you.
- I'm happy to see you too! / - Nice to meet you.
- I'm pleased too. / - Me too.
(Underpaid)
The war has finally started.
To my 100,000 soldiers...
Everyone, charge!
You all just yelled and pretended to charge.
Hey, get over here.
You, come on.
I'm not going.
You can't stay behind in a war. Come on.
We have 100,000 soldiers in our army.
Nobody will know if I don't show up.
They'll know!
They won't know.
I'm not going.
What was that?
Please!
Why are you biting into your shoe?
This is a dried fish.
You couldn't tell. It was natural.
Hold on.
I got a bone stuck in me from the fish.
Dummy...
I'm like this fish bone.
What do you mean?
I'm pulling out.
I'm not going!
I'll go instead.
Instead? Everyone's supposed to go.
A martial artist should die on the battlefield.
Once I climb up that rope
and scope the enemies' whereabouts, I'll go.
Good plan.
We have to see what the enemy is doing.
Why did you come back down?
- I didn't greet you. / - Yeah?
I shall return.
What was that? Did you see something?
Someone's bathing naked by the river.
Someone's bathing? A girl?
A guy.
Why even mention that then? Why?
He's just trying to buy time
because he doesn't want to go.
You scum!
General...
General!
I'll shoot down all these scumbags
and fight until my last breath.
So courageous!
What was that?
I'm dead.
Oh, come on.
You wouldn't die over pricking your finger.
Metal poisoning.
Oh, please...
This is nuts. That was so obvious.
No, it wasn't obvious at all.
That was very natural. It looked like metal poisoning.
That was so obvious.
He's just pretending.
Dang it! Dang it!
What is it?
This is just a dried fish.
- What? / - That's a real shoe.
Gross!
You couldn't tell. It was natural.
Hey.
Step aside.
Why is he clutching this tree and crying?
Why are you crying?
You're thinking of your parents?
No.
You miss your wife and kids?
No.
Then why are you crying so sadly?
I really don't want to go.
That doesn't matter.
This is a war. You have to.
You can do this. Let's go!
Let's do this. You can do it.
Let's go, let's go.
Why'd you start crying again?
- It's too hot out. / - Hey!
Everyone's hot!
Then go wash up by the river.
Go wash up down there.
Why are you crying when I told you to wash up?
I feel like he's going to watch me.
Oh, so what? Come on!
Fire!
- Fire! / - Fire!
The enemy has set our camp on fire!
Help us!
Our camp is on fire.
You must decide.
Will you stay behind and die
or be real men
and die on the battle field fighting?
What will you do? What will you do?
It's going out.
It's out, it's out.
How did you put that out?
The fire's out. What's wrong?
You're crying again?
Why are you crying after putting the fire out?
He saw mine.
- Give me a break... / - I'll go!
Who are you?
General.
A war isn't just won with strength.
You must use your head.
I have a plan.
And what is that plan?
Through art of disguise,
I'll slay the enemy general.
With what disguise?
Madonna.
Gosh, that's a horrible sight.
With my sexy dancing...
I will take the enemy general's last breath.
Mr. General!
General!
Dang it!
Feed him to the tigers!
(Acting Idols)
Today's audition is for
the movie about a Korean dancer
that went to space.
We'll start the audition for
"Planet of the Dance."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play a chef at a Japanese restaurant.
Great. Ready... Action!
Welcome!
Welcome.
Welcome.
Why do you keep repeating yourself?
The set-up is that a Japanese customer
is helping me with my pronunciation.
Why would he do that?
- Get started with cooking. / - Yes.
Alright, what should I do first?
I'll start with this.
Are you making sushi?
The set-up is that there are no customers
so I'm playing cards.
Why would you play cards?
Customers are coming in.
Welcome!
Unlimited refills for sushi. Eat all you want...
Why are you guys here?
Get out of here now.
I said to get out!
Why are you chasing out customers?
The set-up is that the "Delicious Guys"
came to the all-you-can-eat restaurant.
Why would they come?
You're out!
Coming up with strange things...
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
How do I look?
You can still see my radiant face
from a distance, right?
I'll just say this.
It looks like your face is floating.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I won't live long since I'm beautiful!
It's because you're a mayfly.
I'll show my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action.
Honey, isn't my body amazing?
34-24-36.
Aren't you just head, chest and stomach?
Come on...
Honey.
Catch me if you can!
- All of a sudden? / - Yeah.
If I catch you, you're dead.
I got you.
Let me go!
No.
Let me go!
- I don't think so. / - Let me go!
That didn't hurt at all.
Let me go.
- Let me go. / - What the...
Who hit me? What was that?
Your head came off!
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They call me a fairy!
More like a ghoul.
You're out! Go sit down.
I'm going.
- Just sit still. / - Okay.
Last candidate, come on in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are trite roles like a lady at a singing contest...
There are no trite roles in acting.
No matter how trite the role,
you give it your all so that the audience
is entertained by your many facial expressions.
This is the spirit of acting.
Acting comes out
when acting and the emotions
are blended together.
I am merely a do-it-all blender.
Acting.
Emotions.
Ma'am, what's wrong?
Some nuts got stuck.
Now that's it's been blended...
- Have some. / - Gross.
Now I'll act as the lady at the singing contest.
Hello!
I'm the head of Cheongma Aerobics!
My name is Kim Jeongja!
With the spirit of our members,
I'll sing "Wrongful Meeting!"
Please come to Cheongma Aerobics!
(Narrator Model Yumi)
Hello, everyone!
We have a sale.
Don't just look from outside.
Come inside and test some of the products.
Isn't that Kang Yumi?
You're right.
It's her, right?
Excuse me.
Kang Yumi?
No. I'm Japanese.
You don't recognize me?
I don't know you.
I don't think it's her. Let's go.
I was always a fan of An Yeongmi anyway.
Yeah, let's go.
What brings you here, class 31 comedians?
Yumi!
I thought you'd return. What are you doing here?
You should do comedy, Yumi.
Is that why you came looking for me?
Then you chose wrong.
I'm not doing comedy.
No, I can't.
So leave.
Stop hitting me where it hurts.
Yumi...
Let go. I have to make sales.
But...
Recommend some sunscreen for me!
Block UV rays and whiten at the same time!
Just use this and you'll become prettier.
Prettier and prettier.
Thank you. That'll be $5.50.
- Here. / - Thank you.
Yumi, sunscreen is nice and all
but you should come back.
No.
My life as a comedian is over.
What do you mean?
I've become too pretty!
No matter what I do, people won't
focus on my comedy and only stare at my face.
Who cares if you become your absolute prettiest
when you can't be funny as a comedian?
Now...
I'm no longer a comedian.
I'm just...
A pretty girl!
That's ridiculous, Yumi!
Hang in there.
Right, Yumi.
- You still look plenty funny now. / - Yeah?
You're just slightly prettier than you once were.
You're not actually on the pretty side.
Hang in there.
- T-Thanks, for giving me courage. / - What a relief.
But...
There's a bigger reason why I can't return.
And what's that?
Yumi...
I feel like I'll remember if you buy this.
Here. Yumi.
I remember now.
The second reason why I can't return.
It's...
- What is it? / - What is it?
My radiant past!
Green Room, Love Counselor, Go-go Into Art.
The pressure to surpass those hit skits!
It's suffocating me.
Think about it.
How can I beat the 2005 Kang Yumi?
She was a monster.
A monster born to do comedy.
I don't have the confidence to face off against her.
I can't beat her!
Look! You still look funny!
It's become even funnier since it looks awkward!
Right! You look funnier now!
Thanks so much, you jerks!
Hang in there, Yumi.
- Yumi. / - Yeah?
Come back with us
and please teach us comedy.
How can we be good at comedy like you?
Fine. Since I made some sales off you,
I'll stop acting like I don't know.
What do you think is the reason for
Gag Concert's current slump?
We're lacking in talented performers.
We're lacking in ideas.
No.
Those can't be the main reason.
The main reason behind Gag Concert's slump...
Isn't lack of talent or ideas.
It's lack of moisture.
Give it. I'll buy one.
Congratulations on becoming a VIP at our store!
I'll bring you your gift!
Yumi, this has gone on enough!
We came here because we're desperate.
It's true, Yumi!
Newbies don't make much money!
You're only going to use us for sales?
How could you?
Come back, Yumi.
Come back!
Let me go.
- Come back! / - Please!
- Daehui! / - Hello!
Hey, Yumi!
What are you doing here?
Gag Concert is in trouble now!
You have to become a pillar of Gag Concert!
I know everything.
I know that you still...
Long to perform comedy on stage.
Come back.
Return and save Gag Concert.
Daehui!
Thank you.
You understand that I want to be back on the show.
Actually...
I have a character I've been preparing for my return.
A character that's both trendy and funny.
Impressive, Yumi.
- Can you show us? / - Yes.
Hello! This is VJ Kang Yuman!
So boring, so boring!
Good! I feel good!
How was that, Daehui?
Shin Bongseon, where are you?
Hold on, Daehui.
- Gag Concert is in trouble! / - Hold on!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Vitamin Z.
- What was that? / - I just said anything.
It's the Say Anything Festival.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Song Seungheon.
Song Joongki.
Song Yeonggil.
- What was that from the start? / - Amazing.
Totally unrelated.
Right.
Park Yongcheol, Park Yeongho, Park Yeongjin.
Who's that?
My family.
Be happy.
Let's meet the next contestant.
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
- Something that's been drank. / - Sure.
The drink the other guy's been drinking.
What should you drink at a nice bar like that?
Ox blood hangover soup.
One more shot!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Want to go on a blind date?
Yeah, yeah.
He's going on a blind date!
That statement was like rap lyrics!
Let's meet the next contestant.
$10 for an apple.
Cut me off a little.
Sure.
He really sliced the apple.
Amazing.
Apologies are best from the entire nation.
That's expensive.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest one of all?
Say it. Say it!
- She's fighting with the mirror! / - Amazing.
Let's meet the next contestant.
The performance is starting.
Give up some boxes!
He got applause and boxes in there.
Amazing.
A recyclable statement.
The company he goes to
is a box office.
Two jobs.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is there nobody there?
I'm an invisible man.
An invisible man!
An invisible statement.
Everyone will recognize him on the street.
I'm so jealous.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he Japanese?
I'm bleeding.
He wasn't Japanese! He was bleeding!
That young little punk.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it their first night together?
It's not their first night!
That was...
- That was embarrassingly done well! / - Right.
They deserve praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Here I go!
- Peace out! / - See you tomorrow!
Alright!
Here I go, peace out.
The warriors said farewell to each other.
Warrior equals 36.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster Song Joongki...
And commentator Song Hyekyo.
Hello.
(Idiotic Robot)
I'm so hungry.
Jinho-bot. Jinho-bot!
Jinho-bot.
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Jinho-bot, I'm hungry.
Get me some food.
Yes, master.
Master, today's meal is seaweed soup.
Why seaweed soup?
Is today someone's birthday?
Is it someone's birthday?
Ouch!
Hey, why are you taking that back?
Manufactured on July 16th, 2015.
It's your birthday today?
It seems so.
Then I should get you a gift.
Hold on. Where did it go?
Birthday hit!
Hey, are you angry now?
I am not.
I think you're angry.
I said I am not.
Master, how could you?
- What? / - I already have your gift...
For your birthday next week.
Really?
I feel really bad now.
What did you get?
Here you go.
- What is this? / - Birthday hit!
Dang it! You're so annoying!
Anyway, if Somi asks something later,
we were busy cleaning yesterday.
I think she knows I went clubbing last night.
Yes, master.
You'd better not get flustered and slip up.
I am a robot without emotions.
My acting is flawless.
Really?
Honey.
Hi, honey.
What did you do yesterday?
I cleaned with Jinho-bot.
I heard really loud music though.
- We were cleaning with the music on... / - Forget it!
Jinho-bot, what did you do last night?
Answer properly.
I was...
With the master...
With the music on loudly...
- We were cleaning... / - Hold on
Why are you sweating so much?
- You said you wouldn't panic. / - You're all sweaty.
I know!
Did you catch a cold?
Look at this sweat. Gosh.
You missed a spot.
Are you okay?
Move it.
Step aside. Don't you owe me money?
Yeah, I do.
I'll send it through internet banking.
Taehun-bot.
What the...
For internet banking,
please have your eyes scanned.
Alright.
- Is that good? / - Authorized.
Now enter your fingerprint.
Fingerprint.
- Is that good? / - Authorized.
Please unlock the pattern.
Hold on. What was the pattern, honey?
- What? / - Oh, right?
Hey, hold on!
Honey! Honey!
What are you doing?
I have to do this to send you money.
Authorization complete.
He could've just gave it to me!
It was in his pocket!
(Kim Daehui)
(Shin Bongseon)
(Lee Sejin)
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Daehui and Bongseon meet by chance at a protest.
They had drinks on their first meeting.
Daehui passes out after a shot of soju
and Bongseon falls for him.
He's kind of cute.
When we all meet up,
you'll become my man.
Got it?
Daehui!
Hey.
What happened?
You said you couldn't make the group blind date
because you were going to a farm with your family.
My family went to the farm.
I lied and stayed behind.
- Really? / - Yes.
That's too bad.
What did you say?
Nothing. Sit down.
Hey, have a seat, guys.
Enjoy the group blind date today.
I hope things work out well.
I'm the meeting host
so I'll be going now.
Then should I go too?
Sit down.
Daehui.
I'll start.
The group blind date
between Gag University's
dancing department
and philosophy department shall commence.
First...
We'll all introduce ourselves.
I'm a ballet major.
The Audrey Hepburn of the dance department.
I'm Shin Bongseon.
I'm the Phoebe Cates, Lee Hyeonjeong.
I'm the Sophie Marceau...
Lee Suji.
Daehui seems really tired.
Daehui, Sejin.
Come see me for second.
Geez...
This is nuts...
Hey, man...
I'm really sorry.
I didn't know it would be girls like them.
I like all of them.
Hey, man...
Thank you so much!
What's wrong with this guy?
Hey.
I'm sorry about this.
Daehui.
I'm into Bongseon.
- Really? / - Yes.
That's great.
She was really annoying me.
I'll back you up.
Really?
I'll make sure you get her.
Thank you.
I should be thanking you.
You saved my life.
But...
What do you like about her?
She's pretty.
What's wrong with this guy now?
Let's hurry through this
and get home, alright?
It's time for the guys to introduce themselves.
Hello.
I'm the Alain Delon of the philosophy department.
I'm Bae Jeonggeun.
Nice to meet you.
Goodness.
He seems so manly and dreamy.
Hello.
Wow! A Seoul accent!
I've never met a man from Seoul.
I'm a freshman in philosophy, Lee Sejin.
Then we're the same age.
- Hi. / Hi.
Daehui.
Daehui.
Introduce yourself.
He's a philosophy major.
Class of 1983.
He's Kim Daehui.
Nice to meet you.
He's the one that saved me.
Isn't he like James Dean?
James Dean?
We're getting along nicely.
How about a toast?
This is something we do in Seoul.
To O and C.
O and C?
To improving ourselves and our country.
To O and C!
Just smelling alcohol makes me want to vomit.
She looks like she could drink a ton.
I'm so dizzy.
I should get home
but I forgot the way.
Oh, no!
I'll walk you home then.
This way.
I'm dizzy...
Goodness!
They already became a couple.
Then...
We should decide couples too.
Take out a belonging.
Close your eyes.
I want to close them forever.
No peeking. Don't open your eyes.
There.
Daehui, you pick first.
Fooled you!
That one's mine!
Looks like you and I are a couple.
He must be so happy.
Then this is a couple
and this is a couple.
Let's split up now.
Daehui.
What should we do now?
Should we go to Nampo
and watch a movie while eating octopus?
How about "Imbecile" starring Jeon Yeongrok?
- "Imbecile?" / - Yes.
Are you the lead?
- Stop joking. / - It wasn't a joke!
Let's go.
All the others went to Taejongdae,
went to the fish market to eat eel
and to the movies.
Why'd you take me home already?
Quiet.
Go home.
It's late.
It's 3 p.m.
Anyway...
- Daehui. / - What?
Next week...
There's a freshman ballet recital.
Will you come see it?
Alright.
Daehui.
What?
You'll come, right?
- Alright. / - Daehui.
What is it?
My family is at the farm
and nobody's home.
- Want to come in for... / - Shut it!
He doesn't know how I feel.
That dummy!
She doesn't know how I feel.
That dummy...
Daehui!
This guy...
He's always playing hard to get when we're together.
Come in for noodles!
(My Mother-in-law is Strange)
Are you hungry, honey?
I'll fix us some food.
Honey.
Gosh...
We don't have time to eat.
- Oh, come on! / - Come here.
Let's go together then.
Let's go together.
1, 2, 1, 2...
Son!
My son.
What are you doing?
You opened the fridge together.
Seeing my son all grown up
clinging to his wife like this
makes me feel a bit sad.
You used to only love your mom.
A fool for your mom.
Mother, goodness...
Why would you come out of the fridge?
Right.
Your mother-in-law
disrespected a housewife's privacy
by opening your fridge.
I'm sure you're disgusted.
No.
What? Are you saying I'm right or not?
Why you disrespectful...
I raised my son better than that.
How dare you let him in the kitchen?
Is that how you were taught to be a wife?
You haven't been taught properly!
I don't like her! I don't like her!
- I don't like her! / - It's not like that, mom.
- I don't like her! I don't like her! / - My puppy!
My puppy!
Grandma!
My puppy!
- Grandma! / - Did you eat?
- Yes! / - Then you should burp.
Let me help you digest. Come here.
My puppy... My puppy...
My little puppy...
My puppy... My puppy...
Goodness...
How's that?
Did you finish digesting?
I'll never eat again.
Grandma's hand is like medicine, isn't it?
Now that you've digested, have a snack.
Hold on...
I have a snack... Hold on.
Where did it go?
I put it here somewhere.
Grandma packed a snack.
Hold on. Here it is. A snack.
Enjoy.
- Thank you. / - Sure.
That's only a bite's worth.
Gosh...
Father... I'm sorry.
Mother.
What brings you here?
What do you mean what brings me here?
Do I have to call first
before coming to see my grandson?
No.
Why are you here?
You're making them uncomfortable!
I'll be careful.
Gosh, it's so hot.
Walking out in the blazing sun
makes me light headed and dizzy.
Gosh, I'm so dizzy. So dizzy.
So dizzy...
Am I the only one that's dizzy?
I'm dizzy too.
- I'm so hot. Let's all sit. / - Yes.
Gosh, it's so hot.
- Daughter-in-law. / - Yes, yes.
Get me some cold fruit.
- Yes, mother. / - Good.
- Daughter-in-law. / - Yes.
Get me some cold fruit.
Sure.
Daughter-in-law.
I asked you to do it.
And I asked my daughter-in-law.
My daughter-in-law is you!
Then I'll go get it.
Hold on...
Mother, have some watermelon.
- It's too salty. / - What?
It's watermelon.
The watermelon's too salty.
It has sugar on it.
The sugar is too salty.
This white part is too salty.
- How could it be... / - So salty!
- Grandma! / - My puppy!
Have some watermelon.
- How sweet. / - What?
So sweet and delicious.
So yummy!
Sweet, salty, sweet, salty!
My puppy, how did you know
I was craving something sweet?
You were looking for something sweet.
How did you know the watermelon would be so good?
Watermelon is in season now.
Watermelon during summer,
mandarin during winter,
strawberries during spring, apples during fall.
- For every season... / - Be quiet!
Before I punch you in the face!
I'm sorry!
Grandma! Grandma.
How about we go to karaoke
so you feel better, grandma?
Munjae, that's fine.
I don't go to karaoke.
Why not?
Last time I went to karaoke,
someone kept raising the echo.
So whenever I sang, I kept getting 0 in score.
It was so embarrassing that
I stopped going to karaoke since then.
Who kept raising the echo?
Who do you think it was?
It's me?
I did that?
Since I had no idea which karaoke she'd go to,
I went to all 38,650 karaoke in Korea,
opened every machine with a screwdriver
and blasted the echo?
♪ I'm a cruel woman ♪
Is that what I did?
That's ridiculous.
You don't know that!
- Goodness... / - Mother...
That's a great karaoke score.
What's her deal?
Look at her.
She keeps talking back to me.
I don't like her!
- Mother... / - Quiet!
You don't act right which is why
Song Joongki is getting married!
Song Joongki is getting married because of me?
Of course! Who do you think it's because of?
But...
Joongki, please be happy.
I'm so angry!
Goodness! Gosh!
She's really angry.
Please calm down, mother.
It's all my fault!
As long as you know that.
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million
on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Good to see you, Minsang.
Hello.
I enjoyed your movie recently.
Movie?
You were the lead of Director Bong Junho's movie.
Since you're a celebrity,
you look better on screen than in person.
That's a mix of a big and a hippo.
Also surprisingly, you did all your scenes
nude which was amazing.
I acted naked?
Before we start the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
Listen to the song
and guess the title.
Go ahead.
♪ There's a hen in the chicken coop ♪
♪ There's a pig in the pen ♪
Hello, I'm comedian Yoo Minsang.
Excuse me. Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it.
Guess the title.
That isn't important.
Hold on.
Wasn't that pig in the pen part a bit weird?
No, we just played the original song.
That is not the original song!
The pig part came out strange.
Then how does a pig go?
What do you mean?
A pig goes...
What are you doing?
Correct!
What's correct?
Amazing.
Someone might think you're human.
You mean, "Someone might think you're a pig?"
So we'll get started with the actual quiz now.
That was...
This is a question about celebrities.
Let's see the options first.
1.
Kim Heeae.
2.
Kim Hyesu.
3.
Ko Hyunjung.
Here's your question.
Which of the following looks the oldest?
Go ahead!
We'll get in so much trouble!
You seem to be having trouble.
Just choose the one who looks like
time has really hit them hard in the face.
Do you want to get hit hard in the face?
What kind of question is this?
You're running out of time.
They're all great actresses....
- They're all wrinkly? / - No!
No, no, no.
Come on!
Middle-aged...
Middle-aged?
- Which one looks middle-aged? / - Ridiculous!
Just choose one person.
Gosh...
Heeae?
What?
Heeae?
So the answer is Kim Heeae?
I just sighed...
- I do not understand this choice at all. / - I didn't!
- I didn't pick her! / - As for me...
I really like these girls.
What? Girls?
Aren't they younger than me? They look so young.
Wow... He's trying to make himself look good.
This guy's such a weasel.
This pig's such a pig.
Isn't it, "This guy's such a pig?"
Minsang, unfortunately you are incorrect.
What's the answer then?
- We'll move on to the next question now. / - Hey!
This next question will be given
by KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone.
I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
- Minsang, nice to meet you. / - Hello.
So here's your question.
This question is about dating.
I'll give you a different question.
Excuse me.
This questions is about a love...
- I'll give you a different question. / - Excuse me.
Hey! Look here.
Stop joking around.
All you do is tease me that I'll never get a girl.
Don't be like that and set me up with a friend.
I... I don't have friends.
- What? / - I'm a loner.
You must have one friend you keep in touch with.
- She died. / - What?
Sorry, girls! I just killed you all! I'm sorry!
- What? Hey! / - Oh, no!
Hey, excuse me, Taehun.
I lived in America so I have no friends.
What are you saying?
It's okay. You still have a chance to win $1 million.
I really hope you get the final question right.
There is no correct answer.
Minsang, there is a correct answer
for the last question.
There's a real one?
- There is an answer. / - Okay, alright.
Here's your last question.
Which of the following
should feel the most wronged?
Wronged?
1.
Choi, who claims she did it for
the love of her daughter.
2.
Lee, who claims he did it for the love of nature.
3.
Kim, who claims he did it for his love of atom bombs.
Hold it. Hold on.
Hold on.
You really went for it. Hey.
That's not the face of Kim!
That face is wrong!
Oh, yes.
Minsang, I'm sorry.
This person likes atom bombs.
- We'll change it to a smiling face. / - Excuse me!
It's been fixed. Now answer!
Wow...
This question...
Come on!
Lee?
- No. / - The answer is Lee?
- No, no, no. / - 2?
No, I didn't mean that.
You'd better stop that.
Horse? She need a horse?
- So you chose Choi. / - No! Not that.
This question is strange. There's no answer...
I found it, everyone. I found it.
Look at this.
It's cracked here.
There's something hidden here!
This small thing is a picture!
- Minsang... / - The answer is here if you enlarge it.
- Right? / - Looks like you found choice 4.
- 4! That's the answer! / - You chose 4.
Yes! 4! Park should feel the most wronged.
Gosh!
No! Turn this off! No!
No!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
- Okay. / - Okay.
Okay.
I'm so curious.
- About what? / - About what?
If you can eat while sleeping?
No. We were almost hit on
while walking on the street.
Did you meet a hunter?
You should be careful.
It's wild boar hunting season.
Not that. Those guys
kept looking us in the eyes
and they were about to say something to us
but then they just left.
What did they want to tell us?
"Should we all hang out?"
"Should we go for some drinks?"
"Should we fight?"
You guys get in fights because
you roam around dressed in black.
Why are you circling me?
Where are you going?
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why? / - Why?
I told you not to like me.
- I'll kill you. / - I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Why did you keep stealing glances of me
at the waterpark when I was in a bikini?
Why did you do that?
Stop lusting after me!
- Your gaze is disgusting. / - Your soul is disgusting.
Your naval hair is disgusting.
And you're an outie too.
It's the size of a grape.
You should get rid of it.
Why are you sitting?
Guys, congratulate me.
I think I'll be dating an idol.
- I'm so jealous. / - I'm so jealous.
Oh, please.
Who is it?
Nobody asked.
Kang Daniel.
I only met the guy a few times and he saved
my number as a pet name on his phone.
Is it "Baby?"
Is it "Honey?"
Is it "Catfish?"
You really look like one.
Don't stay near water. They'll fish for you.
It's because I'm worried about you.
Don't do that. My mom really hates it.
I've never experienced this.
- What happened? / - What happened?
You have indigestion?
Don't be ridiculous.
No. I played the crane claw yesterday.
You can't eat those dolls.
That's why you have indigestion.
You can't digest cotton.
Spit it out!
No. I was so excited to win a doll
and started jumping around.
I guess I seemed cute
because this guy grabbed my arm.
- Maybe he fell for you. / - Maybe he's into you.
Maybe the ground shook.
But...
Why are you touching my hair?
Gosh...
Guys, let's go to a party this weekend.
Everyone dress sexy.
- I'm okay. / - I'm okay.
My poor eyes.
(Blushing Old Age)
The elections for president.
I'll become elected as the president
of this senior citizen center
and become president here.
I should give a speech but nobody is here.
Step aside!
Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!
Hey, he looks like a new guy.
That arrogant punk wants to run for president.
Trying to get all the old ladies.
- Hey. / - What is it?
So you can hear.
I'm warning you.
Don't run for president.
What are you saying? I'm running.
Now, let me go.
So your pulse is still strong.
What are you saying?
- What's this? / - My speech.
Give me that.
I said not to run.
Gosh, I worked so hard writing this.
You crumpled it... I worked all night on this!
Why would you crumple this?
So you're not out of breath.
I'll say it again.
Don't run.
I'm running.
I'm going to run, be elected and
make this place nice until next year.
So you're sure you'll live until next year.
He thinks he'll live to next year.
I'm worried about getting through this year.
Yeonggil, you should be worried about tomorrow.
Maybe you should worry about yourself instead.
You need a beating.
Yeonggil, please be merciful.
There is no mercy. Hammer.
Bring me the pointy shoe.
I'm dead now.
- Oh, no... / - Stand there.
- Hammer, let's do this. / - Yes.
That stings!
That's enough. We'll kill him.
See that? This is how scary we are.
That's why you shouldn't run and go home!
- I'm running! / - Go home!
- I'm running! / - Why you...
Stop!
What's with your pronunciation?
I didn't have my dentures in.
I said, only I'm running for this election!
You can't run for president.
You don't have the right to.
Why don't I have the right to?
My family stayed firm in their convictions
back during Japanese rule.
They were pro-Japan.
- You were the first to change your names. / - Quiet.
- Yumin-san. / - Stop that!
You're rotten to the core.
The president should be diligent.
My family has always been
hard-working and diligent.
Your ancestors were slaves.
You were a slave for my family.
Chunmuk. Hey, Chunmuk.
Young master...
Did you forget about your previous beating?
I'm sorry, Yeonggil.
If I just enter this election...
Hey...
Why did this fall down?
- I'll put it back up. / - Do it right.
I'll enter the election
and as long as I get the votes,
I'll be president of this senior citizen center!
I put it back up.
I was in a good mood until now.
You ruined it.
You need a beating.
Yeonggil, it still hurts where you hit me before.
Bring me the boot this time.
- I'm dead now. / - I'll show you a heavy kick.
Hammer. let's do this.
It's too heavy for my foot to go up.
This one is too heavy.
Hammer, did I upset you somehow?
I can actually do it for myself.
Put that down.
You guys are a bunch of fools!
Fools?
You can't even get in touch with your son.
You're not qualified!
You old fart...
Let me just be the president one last time.
You may never see me again.
You should be nice to me.
Hey...
What do you mean?
Who will I fight with if you're not here?
We promised to bicker and quarrel as we lived.
We won't see you again? What do you mean?
I'm traveling to Japan.
Going to the hot springs in Osaka.
Going to your homeland, you pro-Japan traitor?
(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Shall we get started with Bongsunga school?
- Yes! / - Who wants to talk first?
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
I haven't even seen you guys on that show.
That's right. We didn't make the cut.
102nd, 103rd, 104th.
Hey, if you don't have the looks,
at least be confident!
Let's greet them first.
Hi, I'm Ryu Samuel.
Hi, I'm Song Daniel.
Hi, I'm the lucky one. Jang Obok!
You startled me.
Did you see those fireworks?
They don't do this for everyone.
Half my appearance fee went into this.
I get $40 for this episode!
Wow, looks like he got $80.
Why didn't you guys make the top 101?
We submitted a photo with our application.
But I wanted to look younger
so I submitted by baby photo!
Alright...
But I hear you guys have a jacket shoot next week.
That's amazing.
What kind of poses did you prepare?
- Song. / - Ryu.
What the...
Oh, give me a break!
Hey, with those faces...
You can't!
I'll show you.
Everyone, I'll save you in my heart.
- What will you do? / - What now?
Just keep going?
- Oh, no... / - What now?
Are you okay?
- What do we do? / - Just move on.
Hey, did you hear my decibels?
This is the difference between you and me.
He's flustered.
I am not flustered.
My eyes do not waver.
A casting call for "Knowing Bros."
I'm not going! I'm not doing it!
Hey, you shouldn't be picky about shows.
Do the show.
This guy is a gangster.
It's a gig in Changwon for $70.
- You guys want to go? / - No.
Then the star of the Changwon market crab house...
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
You'd better join me!
Go sit down.
Cover your butt and sit down.
- I can see it. / - Stay seated.
Yes.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
These days guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone! I'm Honnam!
Hey. Hold on.
People seem to look at guys that live alone with pity
but I'm very happy.
I feel worse for couples.
Why would you spend the money you earn
on some girl?
Invest in yourself.
I invested the money I earned on myself!
Investment failed.
What are you saying?
I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.
Couples get in fights watching baseball.
They go to a baseball game...
A base hit!
Honey, what's a base hit?
It means the batter hit the ball well.
Then what's a batter?
A batter hits the ball the pitcher throws.
Then what's a pitcher?
You know Ryu Hyunjin, right? He's a pitcher.
Then where's Son Heungmin?
He's a soccer player!
Honey, are you getting angry at me now?
Hit her in the face!
You should go to baseball games alone.
That's why I went to a game alone,
had fried chicken and beer,
talked about baseball with the guy next to me
and really enjoyed the game!
I was even chosen for an event at the game!
What event?
It was kiss time.
The guy next to me closed his eyes and got ready.
At that moment, I just had to.
And the prize was a restaurant gift card
so we got dinner together after the game.
But it was fine!
I got to see a baseball game like I wanted. I'm fine!
I'm good.
Honnam, you should find a girl to date
and even get married.
I don't get it.
Why? What's so good about marriage?
Living alone is great.
You can have all the hobbies you want.
Even if I buy $1,000 worth of fishing gear,
nobody says a thing!
I can take a 3-day long fishing trip
and nobody says a thing!
I can turn on the fishing channel when I get home
and nobody says a thing!
That's how great it is to be single.
I bet you're envious sometimes.
Sometimes I'm envious of a single guy like you.
I want to sleep in on the weekends
but my in-laws live in the next building.
That's annoying.
They invite me over to eat every weekend.
They prepare these epic feasts and force me to eat.
And when I finish eating,
they pack me kimchi and a bunch of side dishes.
They even make me drink bitter herbal tonic
to fight fatigue in the summer.
Gosh! Just thinking about it is so bitter.
Can you talk about it a bit more?
Why do your words
feel like herbal tonic to me?
Keep going. Keep talking for my health.
Honnam, you went to a baseball game recently.
Yeah! How did you know?
- I saw that you kissed my dad. / - What?
Dang it!
- Give me back his dentures. / - That's your dad?
Go sit down.
We'll start class.
It's math class.
We'll multiply a decimal so try to solve this.
Here's the first problem. 0.987 times 16 is what?
15,792!
- An Gongsik! Precisely! / - Teacher.
I can't stand not being precise. I'm An Gongsik.
Alright.
- I have a question, teacher. / - What is it?
- This question here isn't precise. / - Let me see.
"Cheolsu ate 4 of the 2 ice creams in the fridge.
How many ice creams are left?"
- What? / - What about this?
- It's so imprecise. / - How so?
What kind of ice cream?
A cone or a popsicle?
Or is it ice cream from a tub?
- How is that important? / - That's not important.
Then let me explain simply. Look.
You have 4 ice creams.
Nope. Say that after you give it to me.
No! Let's just say you do.
There are 4 ice creams
but you ate 2.
- Let's say that after I eat them. / - Hey!
Geez...
You're not Cheolsu.
- I'm Cheolsu. / - Alright, fool.
What?
What?
You said you're Cheolsu.
Alright. I'm Cheolsu.
I ate 2 out of 4 ice creams.
You hogged them all for yourself?
What did you just say?
I'm sorry, teacher.
I got too into the question.
Fine. It happens sometimes.
So since I ate 2 out of the 4.
The answer is 2.
- So you know. / - Get over here.
- Why would you ask me if you know? / - Why you...
How frustrating...
Sit!
That's so weak for a man.
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days...
Like these kids, they're too weak!
I didn't say anything.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be weak.
Kids need to be
strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Anpanman.
Anpanman himself is too weak!
Weak!
This is why they only sell steamed buns
during the winter. Because they're weak!
- His boring hairstyle is too weak! / - Weak!
Make his hairstyle powerful!
Man!
Man!
- Anpanman is a thuggish man! / - Man!
Make this innocent face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- Anpanman got work done like a man! / - Man!
Lastly, these soft fists
should be made powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Anpanman is a man that could make Wolverine cry!
Man!
He's no longer Anpanman.
He's First Punch Man!
I'm a funny man.
Good job.
So who wants to talk next?
I will survive.
I will survive in nature.
Who are you?
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi!
- Shin Dosi? / - Yes.
You're a woman, right?
Sure! This excessive makeup is to be funny.
I'm sure it's scary living in the mountains...
- As a woman. / - Right.
Safety is important if you're a woman
living in the mountains.
That's why I leave 2 scary hunting dogs
outside my house.
Wild beasts or people can't come into my place!
- What a relief. / - But...
I can't go in either.
They're too scary.
But there are many bugs on the mountain.
I have medicinal herbs in front of my house.
I just dig those up, light them on fire in the
middle of my room and the pests take in that smoke
and all die!
What a relief.
But it kills me too.
Smoke inside and dogs outside.
I can't leave or stay.
- So Mr. Kim. / - Yes.
Aren't you hungry from doing this shoot?
Yes, a bit.
I eat this in nature.
I brought some organic bibimbap.
Thank you.
Hold on. Don't just eat it like that.
- Some pine bark... / - Why pine bark?
- Some grass roots... / - This has dirt on it.
- Don't brush the dirt off! That's all flavor. / - Okay...
Good. And this.
Some dried centipede.
Mix it in there.
This is actual dirt.
How is it?
Is it good?
What the...
It's not bad.
Do you always eat such unique food?
- I don't eat that. / - What?
I order in.
Supreme pizza with garlic sauce on the side.
What was that? Go sit down.
I can't go home because I'm scared of my dogs.
Let me crash at your place for the night.
What the...
- You look like him. / - Huh?
The guy from the baseball game.
Dang it... Don't play hard to get.
What's with you?
Dad.
Dad?
Dad, I think I'm getting a nose bleed.
Who wants to talk next?
Are you afraid of an unknown future?
I'll gather, gather and gather my power
to shed light on your future!
Look who it is.
The skilled prophet Shinbong fairy.
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes.
You have a concern.
How did you know?
Negative comments are driving me crazy.
I'll tell you what they wrote...
I can see it. I see!
"Kim Daehui is such an old comedian.
He's trite!
He can't do anything without Shin Bongseon!"
That's right! How did you know?
I wrote that one!
I even pressed like!
That's what I live for. Posting comments all the time!
Go sit down.
No... No!
What is it?
There's nobody there.
- Just go. / - Stop that!
Just... Just go back today!
Nobody's there! Who are you talking to?
This Bluetooth headset.
The parcel delivery guy.
Mister, can you leave it at the fireplug?
Thank you.
Go sit down.
- I'm getting a feeling. / - What?
- You! / - Who?
Who is it?
You live in Hwagok, don't you?
What the...
How did you know that?
That's right?
Do not go home alone no matter what.
Why?
Listen to me before you regret it.
- Don't go home alone! / -Why can't he be alone?
Give me a ride.
I can't catch a taxi in this outfit.
Go sit down!
Did you just push me? Daehui!
I'll write another bad comment about you.
Kim Daehui is the worst!
Totally unfunny!
I hope you're ruined!
I think she means it.
So it looks like everyone got to talk today.
Gosh!
Mr. Principal.
Gosh...
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the new principal of Bongsunga School.
I'm the 19th principal, Moon Gyojang.
Thank you.
Daehui.
How long have you been on Gag Concert?
Around 19 years.
You came up with a lot of catchphrases.
- Yes, a bit... / - I know a lot of them too.
Thank you.
"Let's eat."
"They'll go out for beef."
"Let's eat."
"They'll go out for beef."
Let's...
For Daehui, eating to survive comes first.
- Right, right. / - Very good!
Let's go out for beef after this.
I love you.
It's hard to make a living these days
and nobody feels like smiling.
That's why I prepared a simple joke
so that you can all smile.
- May I tell it? / - Sure.
There are 9 children.
What's an abbreviated way to say that?
I give up.
9 kids.
Gosh...
Nice one!
9 people laughed!
Giving birth comes first.
Please get married soon and have many kids.
Get married soon. Thank you.
Get married soon and...
For him, remodeling comes first.
To all the viewers of Gag Concert,
I wish you all good fortune.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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