My name is Pick; I'm trying to avoid being cut off by my cat right now, but, I am the
paranoid pickpocket, and, well, just call me Pick.
Some of you already know my name, Some of you don't.
some of you are even lucky enough to know where I live
Just, do me a favor and please don't mention it in the comments.
(cat meows offscreen)
Nobody asked you, cat!
Either way, it isn't because I'm concerned with my image
or with keeping up this reputation
or my image as this massive character, but the thing is that too much info,
and people can end up stalking you around the net, hence the "paranoid" in my name.
(uncomfortable silence)
So, I'm not really concerned about anyone knowing it(my name); I'm more concerned about people blurting it.
So, for now, just call me Pick, although, i'm unsure if I'll actually be lowering or raising the pitch of my voice a few octaves.
Because, well... I may think my voice sounds fine if I raise my voice, but I'm often in a situation where I can't do that.
*cough cough* cats *cough cough*
I will likely end up lowering my pitch a bit, so that I can be more clearly understood, and maybe hide, well...
-a number that will surprise a bit of you, but, all the same it's value is true... Point being, if my voice ends up being
a wee bit low, or low but slightly off, maybe a bit high, there's the reason.
(cat meows again, desperate for attention)
thank you, cat. *minor stare*
So, you're likely wondering as to what I do.
*pause as I stare at my cat*
Well, what I do, really, is... be the best community member I can.
My sites visited and wide variety of hobbies explored make me
(i bonk my cat on the head)
-ideal for looking through other YouTube channels, like, for example, there's this one guy, Scott *cat mews*
-who I subscribed to on my old channel(Grey Mann), and, this guy named Scott,(his channel is) Bosskwar and the Weebathon(link in description)
He's one of the coolest guys I've met, so, aside from a plug for my superior, (by the way, go check him out, because he has amazing playthroughs of visual novels
I truly can't help it, because I love the recurring jokes he whips out in his Chrono Clock let's play. I can't help but
be excited for when he gets to Cro's route, but, *cough*spoilers.
I may end up doing rants or read-throughs of my stories, an example being this pulp detective novel I'm story boarding.
like, for a black mask type of story.
I might end up doing Kendo sparring when me and my buddies eventually meet up at a convention and start beatin' the shite outta each other.
But, eh, that can wait. I may do some talks on swords, or armor, or firearms, and weaponry in general, but, don't worry about it.
I mean, it is what I like, *feigns embarrasment* there's not much else to it...
I like anime, and, well, every man has his... perversions.
So cut me a bit of slack in that, eh?
I try a little bit of everything, believe me.
I also read a lot... *awkward*
Also, just a quick word, I don't intend on getting ad revenue until much later on, at least not for a few years(assuming this channel is still around)
So, don't be too worried about the ad revenue crisis with me, nor with the advertisers leaving(I wouldn't have one anyway), alright?
That also leads me into one of the few points I had planned, such being: I don't need your pity subscriptions, because that pisses me off, mostly if my content's shite.
Please, don't do it; it pisses me off. if anything, dislike and yell at me about what I did wrong so I know what i'm freaking fixing.
This also brings me to-*brain shift*-I only really have two rules: Don't flirt with me, and troll/spam comments will be hidden.
Joe, you especially.
I know for a fact that the second I text this to you, you'll head into the comments and post something about your family's chickens.
And guess who's candy ass has to clean up your mess? *jk, you my homie*
That's right, this asshole named Pick, right 'ere.
i know you don't do it outta hate*you still my bro*(we've had this conversation alot)
So, you won't be blocked.
*exceptions apply
however, any troll other than Joe will be blocked and have their comment hidden.
To clarify, I understand the difference between a critic and a troll(It's the yahtzee vs the imps argument)
Critics ride free, and will not be blocked.
hell, if anything I'll love your comment because that actually helps me ou-*mic dies*
*continues to speak, not realizing the mic died*
*understands something is off*
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*Retconned ending*
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