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Trump Sends Email to Supporters Right After Senate Votes to End Shutdown

Not long after Senate lawmakers reached a deal Monday to end the federal government

shutdown, an email sent to supporters from President Donald Trump�s re-election campaign

indicated Democrats had �caved� in the face of intense pressure.

�You are the reason our government is back open,� the email told the supporters.

The subject line of the message, meanwhile, claimed that �Democrats CAVED.�

�Ever since the Schumer Shutdown, we received 48 petitions per second from Americans like

you, demanding Democrats stop holding our military hostage to give amnesty to illegal

immigrants,� the email continued.

The message was referring to Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer�s efforts to force

Congress to immediately address the issue of what to do about recipients of the Deferred

Action for Childhood Arrivals program.

According to the Trump campaign, red-state Democrats saw how angry voters were with their

�disgusting tactics,� and realized they �couldn�t go on any longer.�

�This is how we win � by rallying together and fighting,� the email said.

But the message noted that during the shutdown, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi �raised

hundreds of thousands of dollars from her radical base that wants unchecked illegal

immigration.�

�We can�t let them get away with it,� the email added, suggesting that in the November

midterm elections, Democrats will pay the price for their �obstruction.�

�We will never forget the names of EVERY single liberal obstructionist responsible

for this disgusting shut down, and we will work to FIRE them come November.�

The three-day shutdown ended Monday after Republicans and Democrats in the Senate reached

a compromise on a bill that funds the government through Feb. 8.

The measure passed in both houses of Congress, and was signed into law by the president.

In return, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell promised that Republicans in the upper chamber

intend �to take up legislation � that would address DACA, border security and related

issues, as well as disaster relief,� according to ABC News.

The shutdown originally had started because Democrats refused to support a spending bill

on the basis that it did not address the roughly 700,000 illegal immigrants who came to the

U.S. as children.

Trump, however, has made his stance on any future immigration deal very clear.

�I am pleased that Democrats in Congress have come to their senses and are now willing

to fund our great military, border patrol, first responders, and insurance for vulnerable

children,� the president said in a statement following news that a compromise had been

reached.

He indicated that the only immigration deal he would approve is one that benefits Americans.

�As I have always said, once the Government is funded, my Administration will work toward

solving the problem of very unfair illegal immigration,� he added.

�We will make a long-term deal on immigration if, and only if, it is good for our country.�

Later, Trump took to Twitter to tout a �big win for Republicans.�

�Big win for Republicans as Democrats cave on Shutdown,� he wrote.

�Now I want a big win for everyone, including Republicans, Democrats and DACA, but especially

for our Great Military and Border Security.

Should be able to get there.

See you at the negotiating table!�

What do you think?

Scroll down to comment below.

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Nominees: Breakout Actor in the 13th Annual Soompi Awards - Duration: 4:39.

Hello! We're your special K-Drama MCs for the 13th Annual Soompi Awards!

I'm Oh My Girl's Hyojung

And I'm YooA!

The road to fame is a long and difficult one.

That's right.

There are those that get loved the moment they newly enter the scene

while there are also those that go through difficulty for years.

Now, we will introduce the nominees for the "Breakout Actors"

that were loved and made a huge splash in 2017.

Who did you get your heart stolen by this year?

These are the nominees for the "Breakout Actors."

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Join Me & My Family For a Swim + Updates | Avelina De Moray - Duration: 9:23.

hey everyone Avelin a De Moray here with my husband Von, who you saw, well

heard

just filming the intro so we're having a little little good time in the pulling

back to my channel I don't know if this video is going to be entertaining or not

but I thought I would just still doesn't like to say fine yeah does that means

it's all over its site what's back oh yeah I have to change it

he's noticing that my labret is different because my ball fell off hey I

didn't even realize I get in balls everybody win we just end up talking

about but this is a third fellow how many memories classes this mummys

earrings Lisa by Halloween 13 oh you would have seen them in my last video

which has got a lot of views in a really short amount of time which is lovely and

I'm also wearing

horribly and it's going really well and yet you because of you you mentioned

Bowles anyway this powerful one is by magic Joe

is a bit of a thing I can't wait to get my half syns new handbag his hostess all

purple so yes rings lips how good is this swimsuit pretty cool huh I can go

swimming and look metal can you swim - mama peach he's had a few swim lessons

but it's not that confident must be happy do you love me it's so the legs

are do you yes lipsticks video it's so glad it's a

I really fascinated with my lips how to swim

so yeah we're going to look into getting a swimming instructor coming to the

house and we're lucky enough to have a pool you know house I don't know how

people do it like my neighbor Rachel how do you do it she's up like 8

a.m. and doing activity is very every day I'm like

I'm gonna bed until 9:30 how does the world function in a ladies dress

I'm sure she'll appreciate it do you like mommy's new swimsuit

it smells yucky what did you think of Mama's new back with all the spikes on

it it's fakey monkey haunted Freya the purple one you're a tough audience

do you like anything I've done what about the coffin one the cute one when

you start designing and there'll be just as do you want your own YouTube channel

miss my other child she's gonna buy a new name pretty mundane song it could

expect more from the offspring of Ozzy Osbourne even just like the songwriting

ability old pace live got the money pace I'm gonna write you a good song you know

thank you she went oh my gosh you're jealous of the limelight the music why

don't you do it the other day but I didn't know how to turn it on you guys

were trying to help me kind of like a dick I trust account see what I've done

the trick before so yeah as I'm sitting here I'm getting a whole bunch of lovely

messages and stuff on Instagram that I keep hydrated I just post a little

10-second video snippet preview of the Black Friday handbag and yeah it seems

you guys love it as much as I do it's not just Freya dull so that's wonderful

I've already had a few people ask me if they can get it without the spikes no

I'm sorry no you'll be able to order it without the sigil but now if you want to

bed without spikes going by someone else's bag I've got many other bags that

don't have spikes and I'm not being worried but I was too accommodating in

the first clutch like a few people ordered them without spikes without the

sigil my god I don't want to produce generic content

so if you can't handle it the bag so you just

it's just like bloody

yeah you should do that just like randomly

shadows aren't inherently Christ you've been watching way too much children's TV

yeah I'll be seeing that animation to remember the snails really fun

Wow Wow

we have a fireplace in our pool we vote one too many five places for a harem we

didn't know where to put it so we decided seeing the back then we decided

to put it in the bowl I should switch that clock on it's really it's all like

LED and it lights up Pacifica you know we have a very nice nice tail hyep I he

said that fence but is that from Bali on Malaysia in the okay neither Indonesia

handmade it was say have you subscribe to my mom's channel you say if not what

are you waiting for

thank you so much for watching this is a bit of a random video I hope you have

enjoyed it from all four of us now see you next

make sure you press that subscribe button and yeah we will see you soon say

bye

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*NEW* FREE COD WW2 RESISTANCE SUPPLY DROP BRIBE!!! - Duration: 3:15.

Yo what is going on guys it is your boy Yogge here and today I'm bringing you

guys another new Call of Duty video for you guys today so guys today's video I'm

gonna show you guys how to get a new free resistance bribe now they're not

the same as supply shops they're bribes I also did a video on this on the winter

siege bribe now I know there's been a little confusion on my video of what's

the difference between a bribe and a supply job and oh this job didn't give

me nothing I'll explain all that but first we gotta roll the intro

alright guys so get us straight to it what you need to do is you need to go

over here to the quartermaster usually where you got to get your contracts

which is over here and actually change how it looked like you know it has like

a little you know pencil and a little clipboard but you click on it and you go

down down and then the right two times and right here it says resistance bribe

contract and as you can see there's a completion time complete 25 multiplayer

matches super super easy and the reward is a resistance bribe now it is

different because if we go up here there's a resistance a PI drop get 30

kills with the resistance division you know there is resistance apply drops one

with the little bees on them and these is just XP but still the resistant bribe

is different from the resistance of hydrops now as to what they really give

you I have a zero clue of because I don't know when I open the winter siege

really bribe I was expecting to get you know at least a heroic or an epic and

I'm forgot what I got but it's just I don't know I was expecting to get

something good and literally I just got to grips and a calling card it is a

bribe but I just don't know what it's a bribe for cuz it's kind of the same

thing as these normal supply jobs right here I mean I I don't know this is a

bribe or not I think that's not the normal one looks like but I don't know I

don't know what the bribe really gives you and the reason why I'm saying this

is because a lot of people think if you get the bribe and you do the bribe then

you actually can't like a weapon from it but I don't know that's completely true

that's can still go for it maybe you will maybe it's like a better chance at

getting those type of things I don't know I'm not sure but it is a resistance

bribe and you can still get it for free just by completing 25 multiplayer

matches but yeah guys I still want y'all to do it and tell me what you get in the

comments down below I mean either way it's still a free supply drop in at the

least it's supposed to be really really good since it's a bribe but yes so much

guys think in the comments down below so tell me what you guys get in the

comments down below I'm really really interested and when I complete it I'll

show you guys what I get but oh yeah guys I guess I'll be I just want to show

you guys that there's a new resistance bribe if you come over here to the

quartermaster you go down here and there's a new one right here but anyways

guys if you guys didn't like it myself you know yeah I'll see you guys on the

next one mother did you change 104 the watch

Prezi plain-jane yeah big in each arrested piece of my

superior her man's linka feed a village in Liberia TMZ ticket pictures cause I'm

a hysteria I'm a silly off BTS by tearing up i'ma start killing niggaz

how'd you get that track I give a holla picnics with your wrist your luck uncle

used to skip work selling Knicks at night

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Break Ups: THE TRIXIE & KATYA SHOW (Full Episode) - Duration: 22:53.

♪♪

[ Horns blowing ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

Oh, my God.

♪♪

Unhhhh.

Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel.

And I'm Katya.

And welcome to our show.

Each week we dive so deep into a topic we find diamonds.

Blood diamonds?

Conflict free I hope. -[ Laughs ]

This week we're talking break ups.

We'll discuss celebrities who consciously uncouple,

ask regular people about adultery,

and Katya will get a whiff of desperation.

Break ups.

The reason for every pint of ice cream gone missing

and a heartbreaking song.

And every bottle of benzos in my...

...you know, pills.

Pills.

-You. -Hmm?

No one loves you, so you never get broken up with.

Ta-da!

I like -- Break -- Break ups are a challenging thing.

Yeah, breaking up is hard to do.

I had a boyfriend, and we were together,

and we decided together amicably,

it'd be best for both of us if he left me out of nowhere

for no reason at a very fragile time in my life.

[ Laughs, snorts ]

Because, you know, I think a lot of times

the relationship might not change

as much as the surrounding circumstances change.

-Yeah, of course. -Like if your foot grows,

you can't wear the same shoes anymore. Yeah.

If your most recent relationship was a pair of shoes,

what brand would they be?

A cork wedge.

[ Laughing ] Oh.

It is kinda better to be broken up with. Yes.

Because when you're broken up with, you're like,

"I'm the victim. "I did everything I could."

Absolutely. But when you're the one who has to be like,

"Hey, even though you picked me

up at the airport every day for six months,

and buy me roses at least once a week,

and you remember my birthday,

I wouldn't like to include you in my life anymore." Yeah.

Whereas if you get broken up with, you get to milk it

for sympathy with your friends,

go to nice brunches.

Yeah. Oh, you get all the sympathy.

As I've grown older,

I've become quite fond of the discomfort and awkwardness

that comes along with

really direct honest open communication.

I don't like you anymore. I wish you all the best.

Please, have a nice day, but don't ever call me anymore.

You know that's like -- That's a little --

-That is what sociopaths do. -Yeah, no. I know, I know.

Don't ever do it during a text.

You can't -- That's like a cliché at this point.

You can't break up with anybody over a text.

You can't -- You can't... There's like --

I feel like there's a loophole where you can do it

with a -- like a really beautifully written letter.

But if you write a letter, you have to follow up.

You have to be available for follow up.

Yeah. Whether that's like with a torch and a pitchfork.

You know, they're -- they could be very angry.

Please, give me another chance.

I'm a really great catch.

I got 1,460 on my SATs.

Verbal was a little bit better than math,

but I've long since improved.

Deborah, I love you!

Now when I'm dating, I just have a drawer

full of burner phones like "Breaking Bad."

And when it's over I'm like, "He was sweet." [ Laughs ]

When can you stop bitching about a break up?

When can you stop crying?

When do you have to stop crying and move on? Oh, God. I don't --

Say for every year you're together I say one week.

-I'm so sorry. -What?

So you're saying a four-year relationship

you should be over it in a month? Month. Absolutely.

Well, you don't need to be over it, but you need to

shut the fuck up about it in a month.

Do you know what I mean? Like...

I feel when you break up, you still... That's four brunches.

...you still love the person the same,

but just in a different way.

Yeah, then you get a therapist.

Do you know what I mean? Have you had your heart broken?

Uh... No, you haven't, have you?

'Cause you never been in love. -No, I have been in love.

I have been in love... -Shamrock Shake?

...which I call "I really, really, really,

really, really, really, really liked somebody."

-Okay. -Do you know what I mean?

-No. -Does that make sense?

I think it's different.

Okay. I think love is an illusion.

It's a Ponzi scheme perpetuated

by the mythology of romance and Hollywood.

I only want a boyfriend on Tuesdays and Fridays.

And I don't do sleepovers.

I don't do it. Wait a minute.

I don't fucking d-- I don't fuck with sleepovers. How did you date someone

if you never slept over at their house?

-You tell me. -Okay, you weren't in love

if you didn't want to sleep with the person.

-That is a crock of shit. -[ Laughs ] Not true.

That is a crock of shit so hot and fiery.

Here's why. There's two activities.

Fucking -- Well, okay, three.

So fucking, cuddling, and sleeping.

One of those activities is essential

to your survival.

-Sleeping. -Right.

So get off of me.

But not even like in the same bed?

Yeah, in the same bed, but get off of me.

Get off of me.

[ Slurps ]

Obviously, you're not gonna go like totally hog wild

and crazy and insensitive

if you've got real estate, property, children, dogs.

I had a boyfriend, when we broke up,

and he was like, "I want the car."

And I was like, "As long as I get the PlayStation."

[ Tires squealing ]

That's not true. Please--

That's not true? -Yeah, it is.

And then I had a bird, and I kept the bird.

What was the bird's name? [ Laughing ] I'm not gonna tell you.

Tell me the bird's name. Tell me the bird's name.

The bird's name was -- The bird [laughs]

The bird's name was Birdie.

[ Laughter ]

Did you guys know that I'm a creative person?

I've also had a cat named Kitten.

[ Sighing ] Oh, fuck.

My last boyfriend, his name was Boyfriend.

[ Laughs, snorts ] It's just easier.

We all know most relationships end in heartbreak,

but what about the relationships that never even began?

This is "Missed Erections."

"Missed Erections."

You were a handsome young business man on the J train

trying to get home from work.

You made the train.

Your prosthetic leg did not.

"Missed Erections."

It was Thursday at the mall.

You were working at the Shake Shack.

I came up and asked you if you had change for a dollar

and you told me to leave, but I stayed.

Can I have a job?

[ Gasps ] "Missed Erections."

You were Jesse McCartney

at some upscale white ass smoothie bar.

"Missed Erections."

You were the hot sweaty pig in the barn.

I was the creative young spider that saved you.

"Missed Erections."

You're Mario Lopez.

I'm not your wife, and I'm not good with kids.

We could work it out.

"Missed Erections."

You broke into my house and left a bottle of pills.

Thank you so much.

"Missed Erections."

Coming up... What's that smell?

Plus, find out which one of these three things

is making us go, "Unhhhh."

And we're back.

This week, you guys, we're talking about break ups.

Now, you've heard our horror stories.

It's time to hear from you.

This is a segment we like to call...

Both: "Asking for a Friend."

"I found out recently my boyfriend has slept

with over 100 people."

You have a boyfriend? Is -- [ Laughs ]

Wait, what's -- I'm riveted.

"Is it wrong that I'm thinking about dumping him now?"

-Yeah. You're a -- -Yes, it is.

You're a slut-shaming sex-phobic idiot.

-Yeah, you're stupid. -Yeah. Get a grip.

By the way, have you ever slept with someone

who hasn't been with someone?

I have. -Yeah.

-It sucks. -Sexually, it's like

a pilot saying,

"I've landed and flown hundreds of planes."

Great. 'Cause I'm on this plane. -Yeah, exactly.

How many times do you want to be like, "Well, guys,

it's your pilot Jake here, and it's my first flight.

Just graduated flight school."

[ Laughs ]

How many people have you slept with?

-Intercourse? Intercourse? -I say orgasm.

-Oh, orgasm? -Yeah.

Oh, less than 100,

more than...40. -Okay.

And you're 27?

-27. -Okay.

I started when I was 30, and it's probably like 350.

You started when you were 30?

Yeah, before 30, it was probably under 20.

What kind of Indian in the cupboard...?

[ Chuckles ]

That was a good one. I like that. [ Laughs ]

"My current crush isn't getting back to me on a text.

Should I text them again, or are they just not that into me?"

You know for me, texting is so like minimal effort.

Whenever I need to send a message,

I get one of those planes.

-Yeah, tow a sign. -Yeah.

Just says, "'Sup" or "You up?" Yeah.

I mean, get a life. Get a life. He's probably not that into you, honestly.

Get a life. Respect yourself.

Do something. Even if he does like you, do you want to be with someone

who is constantly not return your texts?

That is fundamental.

And do you want to be a person that just stays up all night

wondering when is somebody gonna text me back?

Get a hobby.

"I just got dumped

from a 10-year relationship.

What am I supposed to do now?"

Something else, obviously.

When I have become single, even though I'm sad,

it can also be a celebration

of all the things that you miss when you're single.

No shit. I started playing video games again.

Yeah. I started playing my guitar more.

I started going to my favorite restaurants.

Ordering in more. -Yeah.

Going more to the gym more.

Because now, you are the only thing on your schedule.

Have a hot, delicious meal under a bridge.

[ Laughs ]

"When do you say the L-word?"

-"L" meaning "love," not "lesbian."

I -- Yeah, "L" meaning "love."

Four months into dating I was like I am sure.

I'm certain. It's the one.

So, I took him to Dollywood.

I bought a new shirt.

$40 shirt. [ Laughs ]

It was a large at the time. I was bigger.

But it was a dark color so it kinda, you know,

contoured, it skimmed the profile.

Skimmed the profile.

I took him on this giant roller coaster.

I thought, "At the top of the roller coaster,

I'm gonna tell him that I love him."

-Oh, my God. -I'm garbage.

-You are disgusting. -I'm garbage.

So we got to the roller coaster,

and right before we went over the hill, I said --

I grabbed his hand, and I said, "I love you!"

And what did he go? What did he do?

Well, it was a roller coaster, so he just went, "Ahhhhhh!" [ Laughs ]

And then I told him I loved him, you know.

And then he said something along the lines of like,

"It was really nice of you to say that."

Or "Thank you." [ Laughs ] Have you had that?

"I love you." "Thanks."

You should never be afraid of saying it, because --

In that moment it is true.

Guess what -- weather changes.

-You know what you will regret? -Yeah.

Not saying it when you felt it.

"My girlfriend wants kids, but I don't.

Do we have to break up?" Yes.

"I want to break up with my partner,

but I really like having sex with him.

Is it possible to maintain a purely physical relationship?" Yes!

This is "T" though -- "I want to break up with my partner."

You should only be being physical with that other person

if you're on the same page.

'Cause if you want to get your pussy touched, and he's like,

"It'll still work out," you're a monster, Linda.

Yeah. You can't lead him on just to get your pussy --

Yeah. Absolutely.

In a relationship, you are equally responsible

for the feelings of others.

That's very nice.

-And true. -Sure. Well...

You're a monster only if you know damn well

that they're still trying to make it happen... Yeah.

...and you're like, "Well, what about this?" Yeah.

Manipulate people with your mind, not your pussy.

That could -- We could've just made this episode a minute long

of just you saying that in an elongated way. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you guys for your questions.

Please feel free to send us more.

Oh, I hope we didn't accidentally help someone. Mm.

Now, remember, you're always "Asking for a Friend."

For a friend.

And now for some news stories that nobody's talking about.

It's time for "Oh, Honey!"

Both: Oh, honey!

A California engineer has built the world's

largest super soaker.

[ Scoffs ] Super soaker?

Honey, "largest super soaker"

sounds like me when I got furlough from prison

and saw "Magic Mike 2," honey.

Honey!

A horse was rescued after falling in a hole

on the way home from Taco Bell.

Honey, usually I go to Taco Bell,

and my hole falls out, honey.

Honey!

A teenager woke up with his head in a bear's mouth.

Honey, bear mouth?

Sounds like me coming from the public restroom at Pride, honey.

I need to reapply 'cause I have a bare mouth, honey.

Coming up... Is this the ACLU,

jade eggs, or tickle parties?

Find out what's making us go, "Unhhhh" this week.

Welcome back. Now it's time to talk to real people --

an activity that we find loathsome.

So we've enlisted the help of two strapping young

idiots, Brian and Brian.

Guys?

The number one reason most relationships

come to bitter end -- adultery.

But what do people really know about the art of cheating?

We're gonna find out with this dirty adultery-themed quiz.

Let's go! -Let's go.

Adultery is cheating, essentially.

What is indultery?

Can you use that in a sentence?

"At the family reunion,

I was accused of committing indultery."

You slept with somebody in your family. Yes, that's the one.

I know a lot of people that do that down there in Mississippi.

They do that all the time. -Carpology.

-Makeup sex? -With a carp.

Yes. [ Laughter ]

You know you have to carpologize sometimes.

Buying someone a car

and you think they're gonna forget about it.

-Yay! -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So when you cheat on somebody

but in repentance, you buy them a car.

-Yeah. -Yeah. Sexsomnia.

Where you just have sex and not sleep?

You have like way too much energy,

and you keep having sex, but you can't get there.

Having so much sex, you can't sleep.

It's actually when you cheat,

and you blame it on, "Oh, I was asleep.

I didn't know I did it." Like sleep fucking. "Oh, I didn't know he was inside me." Okay.

-Yeah. -Okay. Cool.

-Cuckolding. -Cuckolding.

When you hold your cock?

When you hold a cock? [ Laughter ]

Something with holding a dick?

Cock holding?

[ Laughter ]

It's a Shakespeare term.

When the husband likes to watch

his wife get nailed by another guy.

-Oh, right. Well, there you go. -Yeah.

Now, what is the condition known as the onegina?

How 'bout this? Onegina a night. Onegina?

Like a one night stand? -One night stand.

My guess would be like you have sex

with one person and then that's it.

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

I was gonna say one person.

Brilliant. AKA marriage.

It's when straight guys, they get married

and they're stuck with one vagina for life.

Oh, well, classic. That's...

That's just called a bad decision.

[ Laughter ]

-Doppelbanger. -Oh, that sounds fun.

[ Laughs ] Is it double penetration?

Like double and banging?

-Mm... -I don't know.

A doppelbanger.

A female and a male banging it out as the female hollering,

"Doppler, doppler, doppler, doppler."

[ Laughter ] Doppelbanger.

That is a really good answer.

So, is that, like, someone,

like, you're having sex with that looks like you?

Yes! Boom! That's exactly what it is.

Wow. People do not know what cuckolding is.

Yeah. They all just think it's holding a cock in your hand.

Back to you, ladies. I kinda like that.

Thanks, Brians. Oh, wow.

Men that white should stay out of the sun.

Yeah.

Now, when poor schmucks like us break up, it's no big deal,

but when real-life Hollywood stars consciously uncouple,

it's splashed all over the tabloids.

Well, since Katya's like the Rain Man -- Woman.

Rain Woman of People Magazine, we're gonna put her to the test

in a little game called "Did They Ever?"

All right, Katya. This is what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna give you two celebrity names, and you're gonna tell us

whether or not those two celebrities were ever involved.

All right. Let's do it.

Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette.

Uh, I believe they were friends.

-They were lovers. -Really?

Yes. And I always thought as much as I love her music,

he is too fine. -Yeah.

Kim Kardashian and Nick Cannon.

No. Mimi, Mama, no.

-Yes, bitch. -No. No.

Right before the sex tape came out. No!

Oh, right before she was deep dicked by Ray J's dong.

They dated it briefly.

In fact, the sex tape was the reason they broke up.

That was a whole big ploy

orchestrated by the devil herself, Ms. Kris Jenner.

That -- We didn't cover that.

That is how you break up with someone.

-An orchestrated sex tape? -Yes.

-Yeah, strategy. -Mm-hmm.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Gosling.

-I'm gonna say no. -Wrong.

Oh. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Gosling did date.

Fun fact, she was 16 years older than him.

Much like you and I. Here's the thing.

I'm 27. I'm annoyed by a 25-year-old.

-Yeah. -So how are you not annoyed

by somebody that much younger than you?

-Yeah. Yeah. -And how do you not find

someone that much older than you boring?

What's the oldest person you've ever had sex with?

There was a guy I dated

who's 2 1/2 years older than me,

and there was even a generational difference there.

He didn't like Pokémon. -Ugh.

Madonna and Tupac.

Uh, sexually, romantically linked.

Get this.

Yes. It's true.

And he allegedly broke up with her by writing

a letter from jail...

-That's -- -...using his own blood.

I don't know. -No.

Having a boyfriend in prison is the adult version of saying,

"I have a boyfriend. He goes to another school."

Oh, yeah. That...

[ Laughter ] That is so true.

Finally, you and I.

-No. -But you did try.

I sure did.

That was "Did They Ever?"

And now it's time once again to share another compassionate,

kind, caring word from an adoring fan.

It's "Male Bag."

"Dear Trixie and Katya." Ooh, this ones for both of us.

-Mm! -"I love the show!

You guys are smart and funny."

-That is true. That's true. -Aww!

"And that will always be more important than being...pretty."

Oh.

Does anybody read these?

Does anybody look at these?

"Oh, they're cross-dressers.

They can handle anything."

[ Voice breaking ] Not really.

And that was "Male Bag."

Coming up, that semi is gonna become a rager

when we tell you what's making us go, "Unhhhh" this week.

Welcome back.

The only thing worse than a break up

is the sad smell of desperation

when you're on the rebound.

Katya can smell desperation a good mile away.

But how good is she at smelling other stuff?

We'll find out in a game called "Scents for a Woman."

Now here's how this game's gonna work.

I'm gonna put an object under your nose,

and you're gonna identify what it is. Okay.

Are you ready? Ready. Wait, first, let me slip into something

a little more comfortable.

I have conjunctivitis. -Okay. [ Chuckles ]

Let's start with this. Take a whiff.

Tell me what you think it is.

-Uh, Play-Doh. -Mom, yes.

Okay, good.

It's really Play-Doh? -Yeah.

Wow, I haven't smelled that...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-It smells pretty, right? -It's gross.

My mom used to be like, "Stop playing with that at the table.

Also, you don't live here." [ Chuckles ]

She's so funny.

She's dead now.

Congratulations.

[ Laughs ]

Quit trying to listen to it.

Ugh. Are you ready? -If this is hydrochloric acid,

I'm gonna kill you. -No.

You think I would waste it on you?

-A tennis ball. -Yes, bitch!

Yeah.

Oh, God. No, no.

That is pancake batter or yeasty...

Some-- It's gross. I don't like it.

It is pancake batter.

I think it smells like... -Oh, it's dough.

Is it dough? -I think it smells like cum.

It does smell like cum. Bleachy and gross.

Okay. Next up...

This object lacks a fragrance.

This is a rubber duck.

It's a baby, isn't it? [ Laughter ]

You put a baby in my mouth.

You fucking...

You villain. -[ Laughs ]

Next up, give this a whiff.

Oh, Lord. Is that -- Is that -- That's a farm.

That's a farm.

Hold on. Oh, Lord. That's manure-ish.

What the...

Let me get it again. -[ Gagging ]

-Let me get it again. -Oh, my God.

What is that?

Concentrated, uh, fucking...

That is fucking nasty.

What'd you do? Put a barn in a bottle?

-[ Indistinct ] -What is that?

Fucking doe urine.

-Doe urine? -It's pee.

Like, oh, my God. Like doe, a deer, a female...

Oh, my God. ♪ A doe, a deer, a deer's pee in your mouth ♪

Yes. -That is --

My body knew that it's time to throw up. Yeah, that bites.

Yeah, that bites. Did I make you hard?

Nope. [ Laughter ]

-Guess how much this cost? -I don't know.

50 bucks? -A buck.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Oh!

Unhhhh. Unhhhh. Transitional.

Unhhhh.

So, now the moment you've all been waiting for.

The thing that's making us go, "Unhhhh" this week

is... Both: Divorce.

People should just get divorced if they want.

Absolutely.

First of all, who are you getting married for?

Second of all, who are you staying married for?

Yeah. Kids? Bleh!

"Oh, my life was better

because my parents hated each other for years."

-Yeah. -"Mom and Dad, if you guys

didn't love each other, why did you stay together?"

"Because of you." -Yeah.

That's horrible.

I also feel that women end up brunting a lot of...

Of course! Women end up brunting a lot of the shame,

the embarrassment. -Yeah, persona non grata.

You are young and beautiful,

and you have been released to the wild, bitch.

Cast away. Spinsterhood.

And I think as people get older, they're like,

"Well, why go back out into the pool of dating?

No one wants me now." -Yeah.

I'm here to tell you --

someone will fuck you. -Oh, anybody will fuck you,

but who's gonna live with you? -Right. Exact--

Thank you. -Three options.

Wander the woods, become a librarian,

or join a Druid cult.

[ Laughter ]

Well, that's it for our show.

Aw.

And quick correction from last week, guys.

Dogs and bears -- turns out, entirely different species.

Science can be very mystifying.

-Bye. -Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Pay your cable bill.

I don't want to lose you.

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OpenTTD || Let's Play - A Coal Line - EP01 - Duration: 36:58.

hello! this is Aaron with Yesterdays Games and today we're gonna be playing a

game called OpenTTD this is it here in the background it was released in 2004

and I know looking at the graphics you might be thinking this looks like it

was released a mite earlier than 2004 but it is based on a game called

transport tycoon deluxe which as you can tell is kind of a SimCity, the original

SimCity, age of a game and it's got this retro style of graphics and it's a

business simulation game and as you can see in the background there's kind of

some some boats moving around over here we've got trains and trucks and buses

and all kinds of stuff and it's good fun but you know let's let's get stuck in so

for now I'm going to just run through some of the options cuz there there are

a few options that you want to have with the thing. settings, so, we go into

settings the big thing that that I've done is if you go and search for cargo

you can see here we've got distribution mode for stuff. now we want to do so this

can be different for you but if you search for cargo make sure you've got

category set to expert. distribution mode for passengers set to that to symmetric

which means basically people are actually going to go to certain places

and if somebody's gonna want to go from "City A to City B" not just "I'm at the

station and I want to go somewhere" which I think makes a lot more sense and it

makes it a little more realistic and you can kind of work with you can transfer

passengers you know if you have kind of in between stations you can do that

mails pretty much now it's fair enough asymmetric. Just want to go from

here to somewhere that's okay same thing for money and other cargo

class leave that alone it should be manual

anyway and the other one is you might want to do breakdowns now I've got these

set to reduced because they get to be you get to be a bit bit of a pain

sometimes but that's alright let's not get too too overwhelmed with that stuff

now I don't run a lot of a lot of mods in this game but you know you find the

mods that are new GFR settings I'm using two here

the this is extended road

vehicles and trams so this is a lot of trucks, a lot of buses, you get

articulated buses which are the ones that kind of have the you know the

little connection in between and you get trams which is good fun and then this

one called industrial stations renewal which means and you'll see us pretty

shortly rather than having one style of station for every everything you can

have kind of grain silos that you put up the grain things mineral loaders at your

coal plants things like that and that's and that's it's neat and I

enjoy it so we'll get back and jump into a new game so you do a world generation

you do four different map types up here we're just gonna stick with temperate

for now 512 by 512 should be plenty for you to get started playing the game

leave most this stuff kind of as it is now number of towns I like to do just

kind of normal, terrain type very flat is kind of just easy mode for you set these

here tree algorithm starting date is pretty important 1950 means you're not

in steam trains for ages and ages and ages you can set this back I believe all

the way to 1800 but without other GFR so without other mods you're probably

gonna be using like the same steam trains for a long long time and gets a

little bit old so there's no need need to start back that far especially if

you're just getting started 1950s will give us a pretty nice

pretty nice spread like we'll get into diesel trains pretty you know fairly

soon unless a it's 10 or 15 years and we'll get into that let's go ahead and

hit generate and see what we get

so here we are

go ahead and pause the game just for now and pull it back and you can see here

now nice little tip is you can scroll by clicking the right mouse button and you

notice the mouse stays in the same place but that's alright we can still scroll

around and this is our whole map here

looks pretty nice we got a few bodies of water those will be kind of interesting

to get around this is neat we've got we have a little city on a little island

that's I've never seen something like that before that's neat

I don't know that he's gonna be able to grow much out there that's okay this is

pretty big map and you may thinking where do I begin

should I connect everything and I would say no there's no need to connect

everything I've left a lot of cities on because what makes makes things a little

more interesting now you might be seeing you know I've got me do these cities you

know Trudhattan, Great Mintfield I've got these other things now these

are gonna be your industries this over here and there are mods that add a way

more complexity but for now and hey let's get started with the basics got

steel mill, iron ore mines, farms all kinds of stuff. quick tip - you can hit

delete to remove all of those windows at the same time without having to scroll

back through them picking your starting location though an easy way to get

income is going to be to do a coal power plant line and what

we want to do is we'll come up here and list all of our industries

so what we want to do is find... (sort this by type) got coal mines now what we want

to just find our most productive coal mines 168 that would be pretty good see

if we can track him down

there he is in the middle there. so now this is a great

one we've got another one over here there's a power plant over here and

there's one down here now before we get this all clogged up with windows let's

have a look around so this is the one that we want to be working with now this

does not cement us in, like what we want to do and (perfect there's a power

plant right) here we want to get a few coal mines just dumping money into a

power plant and this is gonna be huge we got one - two - three - four all in this area

I would say that's a pretty good start for

for being able to do this now

Gondingstone that that'd be all right we've got maybe maybe this direction is kind of

where we're gonna go we want to see some big cities that'll come into play later

but for now you know what I'm gonna say we'll pick this one

Drondinghattan power plant so it's gonna be our coal power plant now what

we're gonna have to do so we want to make we want to hook this guy up now I

want it what I want to do is leave leave this coal mine up I'll come over here

our railroad; click on our stations now this where I've got that GFR where I can

choose different stations here and I always like mineral silo; mineral unloader I

think makes a lot of sense for a power plant. now we want to come over

here this is going to change the orientation, if we do one track you can

see this really easily, this is going this direction this is going to be going

this direction a little older game, open source, and we don't have diagonal

diagonal stations that's alright! I'm gonna go with we've got four coal

stations we could probably make do with three three tracks because these trains

are gonna whip in here and unload pretty quick. I'm gonna just do it easy nice

length of four and I think so we've got you know coal thing there there there

and there I'm gonna do it this way now you see

around here we've got kind of this bluish area around the lighter colors

that is what's called your "catchment area" and we want to make sure that's

here so we'll see over here where it says accepts and supplies accepts you

know nothing when it's here we'll click it over accept coal and I've got unpause

in order to do this so there we go we've got Drondinghattan Woods which you know

what I'm gonna go ahead and rename that too

this is gonna be our power plant station because you know what I don't really

want to get confused looking at my things going with which one is this

Drondinghattan Woods whatever it is in the woods but you know I don't have to sweat

too much so that station is set up when I come over here this is the

the railroad auto tool and if we come over here what we're gonna do is we're

gonna make a station it's called a row- row station which basically means just

the tracks come in and we can have them come back out and the

way that I like to do these is I want to have trains come in this way and then I

want to have hold control to remove those things so trance come in this way

they come out this way and so what I want to do is have my my main tracks

running kind of straight through here this is gonna (all that was that's a bit

of a mess up) this is going to just gonna come straight down like this and hook up

into say a track running something like that

and there's a lot

of exotic track layouts that you can do but we honestly don't need anything too exotic

before we go too much further let's talk about signals now signals can

be can be a bit confusing but let's keep it simple all the way on the right

you'll see this is one-way path signals because we're in 1950 let's go ahead and

do semaphore now this is just a visual change there's no change in function

between the two of these but if we go over here now you'll notice let's zoom

in here and actually you don't need these guys here, we have on the right

side, basically you think your trains will

will go this direction and it's on the right side of the track so

going this direction if we go ahead and so the way the way that I'm doing this

here is basically these pass signals a train will come up here he'll stop here

and if there's a train in this one in this in this birth it'll know "hey I can

go into these other two" once these trains leave here once they pass here

these other trains will know hey I can pull on this bit of track this is a

smart signal that's telling it "hey I can go all this direction" now you see here I did a

like you do a clicking and drag and what this is gonna do if you hold control

is build that same direction out the direction that you pull it

so if we come over here we place one down with it that's our right

that's our left, click and drag, click and drag and it has placed all those signals

for us now this makes life so much simpler but all that aside let's go

ahead and get this connected this is gonna be a right turn we're gonna want

to be able to turn right into here and also we want this one to be able to come

in so he can come in you know trains come in this way trains coming in this

way when they're leaving they can go out this way

they can go out this way so they can make a right turn now then come out and

make a left turn and that's pretty much that's as good as we need now I'm

gonna do is on putting a little extra on here and here because this is what this

means is you know these trains he'll come through and as soon as he clears

the junction here we're gonna be able to add

in a signal here, the other trains gonna be able to service through

here the only other thing we need before we can kind of get closer to getting

started is let's have let's have a little train depot here. there we go and

now let's hook up this guy here we should probably fine, let's do mineral

silos, two tracks, two tracks should be more than enough

you know place him down there and we'll go ahead and bring this up. so now you see

here now I don't really want to be building on an angle like that because

again, older game, it can not handle diagonals, so I won't just bring them up

like that so he's at least in line with the other one I do this out here

now the other one so we've got ... try not to mix these up, "one way path signals"

mean a train will see this and say "look I can only go the right here"

one-way path signals, so what this will

be is if a train pulls in here (now a little bit cheating going on because you

know the train will automatically flip around) as you'll see they can oppose a

path signal, they cannot oppose a one-way path signal so you can come in here and

park but then he's gotta wait till this track and a path for him is clear in this

direction. so we're gonna do something simple like that. now, eventually, we may

have the lines going off here but for now this is where come in. the train

will pull into the mine and whip out of the mine (and we'll take away that extra

track there) totally fine we don't have to worry about that. this is also what's

known as a terminus station and it's not going to be getting a huge amount of traffic

again probably two trains maximum are gonna be coming in here but hey there's

some really complex once we can make the row-row is probably good enough for most

most of the game to be honest. so let's got our depots down and let's buy

some trains. it's been long enough we've been you know talking about this

the other thing that you need to know down here, here's your money on the

bottom right if you look down there $93,000

we're gonna need some trains. so mainly we'll see the

difference here we got power and speed the big one for me is I'm gonna make

sure we've got something with plenty of power

let's save a little bit of money so rather than going to the Ginsu and

especially because this is a fairly short run we're gonna go to Chaney and

if we scroll down here get a coal hopper now I've given him a ton of cars because

I know that this thing is gonna be producing a grip of coal and if you look

on the right [it says] 4.0 and that actually is one two three four on our thing so it's

not counting the number of cars it's kind of two cars per unit / per tile and

everything there. so this is our train over here. our first train, let's go ahead

and we click on this little train orders button, we want to tell it to go

to and if we control click that's gonna say full load and then we're gonna want

it to go and unload here and let's go ahead and send it off because we

really need to start making some money so what we'll do is we'll close out of

these here and we don't need planes yet watch our train as it goes give us a

nice little "Woo woo!" [train sound made by me :) ]

and you can see our one-way path signals they're giving him the green light or

rather the the sign up, no green lights yet, that's a little later in

you know, train evolution and we'll see him pull into the station here and there

it is zero percent and it's starting to fill up so we click on the station we

can see as it starts to get in coal here

this is great "citizens celebrate first train arrives at Drodinghattan mines"

Imma leave the name of this one alone because you know it don't really matter

as long as he's going back and forth, this thing is filling up stupendously

fast and that's fantastic we're probably gonna need another another train on this

one but for now we're gonna leave him be and I'm gonna start setting up the

the tracks for our next guy and hopefully we'll spot him as he goes...

as we pick up the next train

we'll press "a" which brings up the auto tool but, really we're gonna put a...

we're gonna go ahead and put station here and again I like to have a like

little cross over like this and I'm just gonna direct hook this up. signals, press

s for signals, and it has your last connected one here we'll have him there

and we're just gonna manually put those in one ways. boom boom and easy as that

this guy is ready to go. also 144 tons he's making a pretty good amount of coal

as well also close well we're gonna do the same set up and we perfect we ran

out of cash. now this guy's still waiting he's gonna make us a bit of money but

we're gonna need money before then

we're gonna need a lot of money. so up here, pause

here, display display company finances, now we're gonna change the name of our

company too by the way, but we've lost,

we've used all of our money; we're gonna need a little bit more, we could spend

lots of money on construction, we can max have up to six hundred thousand which

is pretty good but we're not gonna need quite that much. now unpause

click borrow $200k even $300k should be well plenty for us to

make do with. another four length train this guys coming back in we're gonna go

ahead and give him orders control click and then come back here and go to the

station, and go my train. go forth and make money!! this guys coming in here

what you always want to keep an eye on, is you've got your coal

mine over here he's coming over he's gonna unload let's see how much we're

gonna make

$12,000 that's a huge amount of money considering this whole thing didn't cost

us all that much. now we've got a huge amount of coal at this station which, that's

great. now come over here to your trains so you want to click on your trains you

click on this "show train details" if you click on "total cargo" it'll show you the

amount, as I know sometimes you see, people are over here

going "oh well I can I know that this is how many and they count these out" you

just click total cargo, 210 tons, so he's gonna come back in here, we know this is

under our 210 tons we need this only this one train for now. ideally he can

come in get filled up, swing right out and he'll be boom boom boom you see how

fast he's already at 90% he's gonna be making us money "real real" fast now this

one it's gonna take a little longer, but actually not much longer is he,

160 tons and 180 tons [production at the mines] these are great numbers, look he's

already going back to make us another $12,000 and that's fantastic, but we

want to be able to get making a good amount of money, so essentially we

don't have to worry about when we go to

hook up some passenger lines and stuff. if we don't have enough

passengers or whatever we've got this industrial line essentially

printing us money and because we're doing so-so good. let's go ahead

and put in a few other stations here

so what I'm gonna do I think is give... have this jog a little bit this way

and we're gonna have him come up this way and I'm gonna use

straight lines on this, cuz we'll... actually push "X", that'll toggle

transparency on stuff, which makes it easier to see a bit of what's

going on

what we'll do... get him, bring...

"train two" is lost! [I'm super puzzled]

maybe... you know I think he got confused when we were making these

making the cut lines here. I was like "what what did I do"

so, honestly we really shouldn't need much more than this like there's no

reason for a train to be coming in to the left here and there we go

at the end every year it tells you how much money you've lost which is sad but

you know that'll be all right. so we'll go ahead and run these out

we are gonna continue along and if we remember we want to have... this

is our right direction and we might as well give this some...

fully build this line out, he will go this direction or that

direction and that's a full junction for us there, "S" for

signals, we don't want these path signals, although we can go ahead and place them

there. one-ways, right, left, boom. control- click, control-click right, right on the

right. go ahead and control click these guys out, and there we go. so

we've basically got some nice-looking things set up here now we'll go ahead

and come in here now it's a little further away. I don't think I want to do

the Cheney [train] but I might make it a little bit shorter and

actually, you always want, to know... 81 tons of coal. it's not gonna be a real heavy train

now ... ooooh! that's, there we go this, this is probably what's what's

going on is... I forgot to do that, I've done forgot

to put the straight tracks. that's quite a bit better, what a shame, I

should have remember or I should have noticed to do that. but we're gonna go

ahead and do another Chaney [train] but because it's a little further away

I'm making this three, I'll leave those other two cars off and this is

gonna make it quite a bit lighter and it's gonna be a lot easier for us to

work with. so we're gonna do. you go to mines. go to here and away my son! all

right, there we go, we've got our trains, you see he's a bit

speedier than these other trains... $13,000 that's fantastic! he's moving a bit

faster, which makes sense because he's got two

less cars fully loaded. he's gonna be a little bit faster as well. let's go ahead

and see if we can hook up this one [mine] as well, who's quite far away... only 80 tons

and now, technically he's quite a bit closer to this one so we could have a

second one [power plant station] set up here but you know what for simplicity sake I'm gonna say this

is our power plant, lets stick with it, you know we signed a contract with these

guys, you know we've gotta stick with them [just kidding]

so we'll let some money roll in here. but for now

first things... he arrives, we're gonna start making some money here. how are

these looking... oh this is looking good! so Drodinghattan mines, now he's making

a lot of money, we want to clone this train. we want to have another one

sitting there, so let's make sure... train one, Drodinghattan mines... if we do clone

train, if we just click and clone him, you'll have the same orders

and have the same same size and everything but if we do control, if you hold ctrl

and click on them... let's go and have a look, so

as you see here, shared orders. go ahead and hit go, this guy is now gonna

share orders. so if we update his orders or these orders, that's gonna

cascade to both trains, which is ideal.

it looks like it might be about time for us to duplicate this other train as well, so

we're gonna ctrl-click him and go so this guy still 61 tons of coal, that's

pretty good amount of coal. now ideally we'll have one guy in here he'll be

almost fully loaded, the other train will whip in and he'll pull

out and that's what we want, that's what we want. constantly

coming in here. later on we can talk about with passengers, it kind of

matters a little more where they don't want to be waiting at the station, they

want to be... [lost train distracts me] what are you doing...?

did he not unload for some reason? a little bit odd I have to go back and

look at the footage and see what what that train was up to... and I'll have to

check it too because it shouldn't... I think I'd had it turned off where they

can't make these these at 90-degree turns, which is a little bit unrealistic.

a train don't doesn't turn quite like that, but you know what let's...

let's go ahead and get this last coal station, this last coal mine hooked up but

he's over here. I will go ahead and kind of roll with that

and see, there we go, so we've got this one rolled out, he's already

parked here, getting the stuff, so we'll look at Droddinghattan ratings... we've got

very good ratings! because we're getting the vast majority of coal

immediately as its being produced, it's not sitting and

decaying on the station. go ahead and clone this guy and send

him out right away. you know the stuffs not getting old on there, now stuff

doesn't decay, thankfully in this game. it's not quite that advanced but we want

to be able to get this as good as possible, because that's gonna

allow this mine to grow... We're at 207 tons which is fantastic to see! these will grow as

you have better... as you deliver the goods and everything through

here, if you have a really good rating it'll continue to grow and provide more

and more stuff to you. essentially they trust your transport company more and

more, to be able to deliver more... which is really what we want to do

we'll go ahead and we're gonna do the same simple station down here,

making sure not to forget my cross pieces, signals again...

here's our stuff, one ways... Oh I made a terrible mistake... there we go and I

think what we're gonna do is bring this down or bring it around there

zoom in here and remove our extras, connect our tracks and, boom, just like that. but again

this one, he's far enough away he's not gonna be really going anywhere else, now

honestly it would be, it would make a lot of sense, let's just go ahead and put a

mineral unloader, let's go ahead and do a nice little 3:3 platform here

and go ahead and build out that same kind of...

that same style of station. I said ideally we want these

close in because we don't want to be...

you don't want to be taking up all kinds of room. now I kind of made a little bit of

a dog's dinner of this junction, but this should be alright, it's gonna be fairly

low traffic as it is... there we go, and there we go, and this guy.... this way right

here and out. perfect.

well you know, it looks like I've gone and made a little mistake, we're gonna

go ahead and tweak these... "R" to just do the removal there, there we go

that looks a little better right! Park in there and out, and looks like these are

okay for the one... multiway... let's drop in a Depot, almost forgot

the rest of our track...

placing tracks all over the place, got one there, one there

now we're looking pretty good, we're gonna go ahead and get a new vehicle

again. short range, that'll be just fine. control-click and go. and go and

that way we've got a connection in through here, so when we start to connect up

some other goods we'll be able to do some interesting

stuff here, but otherwise this kind of does it. now we can look

over here, and watching these guys coming in and again, I don't know what he is

doing [confused with trains again] I'm gonna have to give this a watch and see why this train in

particular likes to kind of swing around like that, but anyway I think that will

do us for the first episode, this is generally how you want to set up, you

know I like to set up this way. you find a power plant, you pick up your

coal plants, your coal mines feeding in coal and it's really an easy

way to essentially start, as they say "printing money". it's gonna set you up

to say mess up a line, you know if you're doing your

passenger line, like what we're gonna do in the next episode,

and you make a mistake or something, you've got a little leeway because these

are just gonna be constantly bringing in money, they are a very straightforward

industry, you pick up the coal, you drop it off, you know it's

just kind of in and out, you make money and it just makes makes it

much easier and the sooner that you're debt-free

the more that sweet money is all yours. is if we look here

we've got that loan and we are, there is gonna be some loan interest now, it's not

much... it's not a bunch of money that we're losing to this, but you know we

don't want to be seen, you know, sending money off to the bank if we can help it.

the fat cats there don't need any extra money, so anyway I hope you enjoyed

this, please join us in the next one,

we're gonna be going over setting up a passenger line and possibly doing a

little more advanced junction because right here, this one tends to get a

little bit choked up when your trains come in from

multiple directions, and we want to make it a little bit better. so anyway, take care

and we will catch you in the next one!

For more infomation >> OpenTTD || Let's Play - A Coal Line - EP01 - Duration: 36:58.

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Nicky Case: The Attractors Behind Disasters - Duration: 5:14.

So right now I live in Boston there on the East Coast.

Many of my friends there who have been there for a while they have a story.

They all remember the day that this happened.

On August 14, 02003, several states in the American Northeast and Midwest

And part of Canada

Experienced what was then the second biggest black out of all time in the world.

55 million people lost power.

Some of them lost power for up to a week.

And what could cause so much chaos?

Given that no foreign power has ever taken down America's electric grid

Especially on this scale

Who was this master criminal

Who successfully launched an attack on our own infrastructure?

The culprit...

Was a tree!

It was a nice summer day

So people turned on their air conditioning

Which heated up the wires

And because metal expands when it's heated

That caused to wires to sag

And it sagged enough that a tree

In Ohio

Could reach that wire

And set it all on fire

Which is okay.

This is actually normal - this happens all the time.

And this would usually result only in one station, one power station being knocked out.

But due to a software bug, they couldn't send an automated alert to its neighboring power stations

So it took its electric load and passed it off to its neighboring power stations

Which caused THEM to overload

So they passed their load onto their neighbors which caused THEM to overload

Which created a vicious cycle that swept throughout the entire Northeast

Causing...

A blackout.

This isn't the only example of something bad cascading throughout an entire network.

For example, the 02008 Financial Crisis.

A handful of banks in the US made some bad bets.

And then Greece burns.

That's because we're living in such a connected economy - for better and for worse.

Or think about epidemics.

One patient zero, a little while later, millions die.

That's because we're all really connected—again, for better or for worse.

And underlying all these systems is something called "attractors."

They're called attractors because they attract the system towards different things.

In this case they all attract the system towards failure.

So, imagine you have a ball on an oddly-shaped hill.

And let's say that the left-right position represents how good or bad something is.

So if the ball's way on the left, that's good, none of the power stations have failed

And all the banks are still alive.

But if it falls all the way to the right, that means that power stations have all failed

The banks are all bankrupt.

Also want to clarify that the up-down axis is not good or bad, it's "stable" or "unstable."

So if a ball is really high up in the air, it's pretty unstable.

But if it's down, grounded close to the earth, it's pretty stable.

And now, stable and unstable, again, words are terrible

They have positive and negative connotations

But here's the thing: here we have a good but unstable situation.

And also a bad but very stable situation.

And these mountains are what we saw earlier: reinforcing loops.

A ball on a hill.

So one reinforcing loop in the power station example is: power station fails

It cascades on to the next ones.

Or: a bank fails, and that cascades on to the next banks.

It keeps the ball rolling.

And the valleys, those correspond to balancing loops.

Ball in the valley.

For example, for the power station example, eventually you run out of power stations to make fail

And for banks, eventually you run out of banks to make bankrupt.

So the ball stops at the bottom of that valley.

And these valleys are the attractors.

Because they attract the ball to a certain point.

In this case, failure.

So now imagine you are standing next to this ball, and you're a complete jerk so you push it a little bit

And with a little small nudge, it gets past the tipping point, and then gravity takes over

The ball will clearly roll down the reinforcing loop of the mountain and into the balancing loop

The valley, the attractor.

The Valley of Death.

And furthermore, you can see that if you were to go down and actually be nice for once

And try to undo all your damage, it would take you a lot more effort

Than what it took you to push the ball in the first place all the way down.

That's why a blackout can cascade in a few hours, but fixing it took weeks.

Or why the recession can spread around the globe in a few months but fixing it took

Well, we're still living through the consequences.

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The Count Lucanor 1: Such a Spooky Place, Such a Spooky Face - Duration: 45:39.

Ben: Okay, I'm Ben.

Callie: I'm Callie.

Emily: And we're starting.

Callie: You don't have a name!?

(laughter)

Ben: That was Emily. (amidst laughter)

Callie: Emily... doesn't like to use her name in an introduction, apparently. (still amidst laughter)

Emily: Once upon a time, there lived a really poor boy called Hans.

Ben: The screenshare disappeared for me.

Callie: Yeah, same.

Callie: Edit that out!

Emily: Hans was downhearted. He wanted to be an adult.

(dog bark)

Callie: Wait, so are we supposed to be seeing something?

Emily: Yes.

Ben: Um, do we...?

Emily: I'm just continuing without you for now!

Callie: Okay!

Ben: Oh, do I need to click something? What if...?

Emily: He wanted to explore faraway places, find treasures and visit lavish castles.

Callie: Fancy boy.

Ben: So, you're the narrator, then.

Ben: And could possibly end up being everyone, if we can't see it.

Emily: However, as his father had left to fight the war, Hans had to stay at home—and I didn't get through it. (sound of mother calling)

Emily: But today, Hans was really happy.

Emily: It was his tenth birthday.

Ben: Yay!

Callie: Good for him.

Callie: (chipper kid voice) Mom, I'm back! Do you know what day it is today?

Callie: (with urging insistence) Ben, you're my mother.

Emily laughs

Ben: (motherly) Of course I know. You're ten years old today. Happy birthday!

Ben: (in "aw" voice) She's so cute!

Callie: (adoringly) I know!

Callie: (excited kid voice) Yeeeah! Have you bought me any presents? Maybe... a toy?

Ben: Hans, my dear, you know we have almost no money since your dad went to war...

Callie: But mom... It's ma b-day!

Ben: I got you a dust bunny.

Callie: Do we have any sweets to eat?

Ben: I'm sorry—

Callie: Our house is so sad and gray.

Callie and Emily laugh

Ben: Th- th- there's nothing special. I got you a dust bunny but I had to sell it so I could afford... gruel. Come on.

Callie: (groaning) I hate gruel. Ben: Help me set the table.

Callie: (whine-groan)

Emily: That is such an upset face.

Callie: That is like the frown I do when I'm trying to be silly-sad.

Ben: This is basically you.

Callie: This is me.

Emily laughs.

Callie: Well, enough's enough! All kids in the village have presents and sweets for their birthday. They even throw parties!

Ben (imploringly): Hans... You could throw a dust party...

Callie: I'm sick of this house. I'm sick of not having toys. I'm sick of being poor as a church mouse and sleeping in that desk.

laughter

Callie: I was trying to think of a good place for him to sleep 'cause I realize there's only one bed and I'm pretty sure that's probably his mom's.

Emily: I mean, he probably sleeps under the bed...?

Callie: I'm sick of sleeping under the bed! I'm not your little dust bunny anymore.

Callie: I understand now why Dad isn't coming back.

Emily (sadly): 'Cause there's not enough room for him to sleep. (lots of laughter)

Callie: He doesn't want to sleep in a desk either.

Ben: You can sleep in the... uh... broom pail, instead...

Callie: No!

Ben: Or the basin where we do the dishes?

Ben: Where're you going?

Callie: I'm leaving! I've just turned ten. I'm a grown man. I'm gonna become a Pokémon trainer.

Emily laughter

Ben: Hans, please! I know that people often think that ten was the age of adulthood in the Middle Ages, but it's not really true!

Callie: I'm going in search of fortune and I'm not ever coming back. I'll be an explorer. Or even better. I'll be a prince in a castle. Goodbye!

Callie: (singing) I'm gonna be the very best. Like no one ever was. (/singing) Then he goes singing into the distance.

Ben: Well, will you at least write?

Callie: Woof woof!

door creaks

Callie: There's a doggo.

bird chirping

Ben: It's wagging its pixelated tail!

Ben: Hans, wait, are you really leaving? You're still too young. You may think you're a grown-up, but you're only ten.

Besides, life is really hard outside, and the woods can be really dangerous for you.

I don't care! I'm really strong and I've been alone in the woods many times. At least three.

Ben: If you're really leaving, at least let me do what I can to help you. I've got some things for you.

Callie: I don't need the running shoes!

Emily: It's dangerous to go alone...

Callie: I don't need your help.

Ben: This cane belonged to my father—your grandpa—and has great sentimental value to me. I'm sure it'll help you in your journey.

Emily: You've got a cane.

Callie (peppily): You've got cane!

Ben: This is all the money we got left. Take it and spend it wisely.

Callie: (indignant ugh)

Emily: You've got three gold coins.

Ben: It's what I got by saving all the money from selling dust bunnies in the marketplace.

Callie: (giggling) You're the dust bunny weaver woman.

Ben: Finally, this is all we had to eat. Eat your dust gruel slowly.

Callie giggles.

Ben: It will last longer.

Emily: Though you won't want it to.

Callie: Right.

Emily: You've got some dust gruel.

Callie: Yeeessss.

Ben: And this is it. I can't give you anything else.

Ben: I need the dust accumulation to survive on my own, after all.

Ben: Hans, please don't go off the road.

Ben: Be a good boy and remember, I'll be here if you want to come back.

Callie (cute whimpering)

Callie: To interact with things, I have to be next to them and use "E."

Emily (chuckling) He's just saying that to himself.

Callie: (determined chant) Pet the dog! Pet the dog!

Callie: Spittle, I can't play with you anymore.

Ben: (laughing) The dog's name.

Callie: (dramatically) I go on adventures, just like Dad did. I might not be coming back for a long time.

dog bark

Callie: In fact, I may never come back. Hey, but... where's your bone? It has to be around here.

Emily: We've got a new quest.

Callie: Find dog's bone. Ben: Yayyy!

Callie: Well, I guess we gave up.

Callie: But what am I doing? Now that I'm old, I can't play with the swing anymore.

Ben: There's a chick. I think. Some kind of bird, anyway.

Callie: It looks more like a cockatiel but that would not be geographically correct if we're in Europe.

Callie: Huh, I think Spittle needs his bone. If I don't give it to him, he'll follow me.

Ben: And maybe it's escaped, from, like, an exotic menagerie?

Callie: Could be.

Emily: I kind of like that swing, though.

Emily: It's just like, you say you're going to leave home forever, and then, you just stop to swing for a bit. Y'know.

Ben: Yeah. (sudden realization) Oh, is that the bone, on the barrel there?

Callie: (matter-of-factly) That's the bone.

Callie: (Hans voice becoming more posh) That's Spittle's bone.

Callie: He's slowly becoming British.

Emily: You've got a bone.

Ben: He's probably German, wouldn't you think, if his—

Callie: Yes, if his name's Hans. And he lives—

Ben: Yeh. (more hesitant) Or Scandinavian, but it looks more German...

Callie: (over the top German accent) It seems he vants his bone.

lots of laughs

Callie: No, no, I'm not starting with that.

Callie (more moderate German accent) To give him the bone, I should my my Inventory with "I" and equip it.

Callie: (amidst laughter) No, he's just, now he's Arnold Schwarzenegger because he's a man now.

Callie (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) I can also change fast between the most important items—

Ben: He turned ten and he became—

Callie: —with T and Y.

laughs

Callie: He turns ten and became Arnold Schwarzenegger. What more can you ask for in life?

Callie (continuing voice): There you go, Spittle. That's your bone.

Emily: This is just this, uh, child's voice now. Forever.

Callie: Yeah, I don't know if I can change it back.

Callie: I like the other voice as a character voice, but now he's Arnold Schwarzenegger and he's better.

Callie: I have to go now. Take care of Mom and don't go away. I von't be back.

Ben: Maybe he's just putting the voice on. Can you interact with the cockatiel?

Emily: It is on top of the house. I cannot climb up there.

Ben: Awww :(

Callie: Just kinda peek your little eyes over the roof line like some kind of creeper, though.

Callie: I'm happy I don't have to fetch water from this darned well anymore. Hasta la vista, baby.

Ben: (flippantly) Well, maybe the well's glad that you don't— it doesn't have to deal with you.

Callie: Yeah, really. He doesn't take the well's point of view into account.

Ben: There's an x on a tree :O

Callie: I think I'm taking vhat I've hidden in the tree hollow.

Emily: You've got three chestnuts.

Callie: So this boy spends five minutes outside his house, and becomes Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Callie: I think that's the moral of the story. I don't know if we're close to the end of the game yet, but this has already been a big change. (Note: We were nowhere near the end.)

Emily: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure that's what the developers were going for, exactly.

Callie: (enthusiastically) Exactly! :D They knew that you would immediately see he become an Arnold Schwarzenegger-type man. In your playthrough.

Callie (squeeing) BUNNIES! :3

Ben: And burrows. They don't like you :(

Emily: Aw =(

Callie: (disappointed) They fear us. And our hulking muscles.

Callie: Actually, his arms look kind of like spaghetti. Not gonna lie.

Ben: There is a roleplaying game called Bunnies & Burrows.

Callie: What's it about?

Ben: You play as a rabbit.

Callie: Do you get to customize your rabbit?

Ben: Yeah...

(Callie gasps excitedly)

Callie: I need to look at this.

Ben: Yeah, and it's like, it's a paper roleplaying game; it's like Dungeons & Dragons.

Callie: Ohhh.

Ben: I think the name is even a reference to Dungeons & Dragons.

Callie: Probably.

Callie: (Hans/Schwarzenegger voice) The Hangman's Woods.

Callie: This is the end of the world. I cannot go further.

Emily: (laughs) Yeah, just, I thought you might be able to, but have to stay on the path, I guess.

Ben: You are in Germany, on the— to the east is Poland, you can't go there.

Ben: The king of Poland would get mad.

Emily: North or west?

Callie: Hmmm... I feel like...

Ben: Let's see, north would be Denmark and west would be France.

Callie: Well, I had that weird dream the other night about me, like, having, like—within my neighborhood—the entire countries of Sweden and Denmark.

Ben: Ah.

Callie: Like that was just my neighbor's house, had the window into these places.

Callie: It was kind of like a Vatican City situation where it was inside of the United States.

Ben: Yeah.

Callie: Like how the Vatican City's inside of Italy.

Ben: (wavery granny voice) Hello, young one.

Callie: Oh god :O

Ben: What are you doing here alone?

Ben: (threateningly) The woods can be really dangerous for a kid. (cackles)

Emily: I should know; I cook and eat children.

Callie: I'm one of the resident dangers.

Callie: (Hans voice) I'm a grown man, lady. I'm ten years old. (Emily laughs in background)

Callie: And my name is Arnold Hans Schwarzenegger.

General laughter.

Ben: (creepy laughter) Oh, well... I see you're a man indeed.

Ben: Perhaps I won't eat you— perhaps you can help me, then.

Callie chortles.

Callie: What's wrong?

Ben: I was on my way to the market in the village to sell this pig, which was formerly another child and make some money,

Ben: but my cane was stuck in some rocks and it broke.

Ben: I need that support to walk, so I don't know what I will do when night falls.

Ben: Won't you have by chance something to help me keep going?

Callie: I could hand her the cane Mom gave me, but she told me it was my grandpa's.

Callie: To give her the cane, I should take it from my backpack and show it to her.

Emily: Also, I like how he's apparently just saying this out loud?

Ben laughs. Callie: Yeah

Emily: There's nothing to indicate that it was, you know, just thoughts.

Callie: Thoughts, right.

Ben: Yeah.

Emily: Should we give her—?

Ben: (laughing) That pig is so cute.

Emily: Should we give her the cane, then?

Callie: (indecision noises)

Emily: Or not so much?

Callie: This is tricky. I don't know. Let's see.

Ben: Yeah, this is tricky.

Callie: This is Grandpa's cane— why don't we look around and see if there's not something else we could find that would suffice?

Emily: Okay!

Ben: What happens if we talk to the pig?

Ben: (disappointed) Oh.

Callie: There are flies around. Pigs are a little bit nasty.

Callie: I think you're a little bit nasty, Hans. That's awfully judgmental of you.

Ben: Yeah.

Callie: (stifled excited gasp) What is that? Is that a deer?

Callie: Oh, we scared it.

Ben: Bambi! :3 Aw :(

Ben: So, she broke the cane. I guess, is there a way to fix the cane?

(caw)

Callie: I like that crow up there. He's cool.

Callie: CAW CAW!

Callie: Oh, it's a raven, I'm sorry.

Callie: I don't like ravens at all. Mom says they bring bad luck.

Ben: Only if you're mean to them. (ominous) They remember...

Emily: Alright, well—

Callie: Mmmm... Emily: Looks like—

Callie: Looks like there's not anything. Emily: Yeah.

Callie: Well, so much for that effort. I think we probably have to—

Ben: I don't know, I'm just thinking like fairy tales, it's always like if you're nice to the stranger...

Ben: Of course this is like a twisted fairy tale, so maybe it'll subvert the tropes,

Ben: but usually if you're nice to a stranger, everything turns out good,

Ben: and if you're mean to the stranger, you're transformed into a toad or something.

Callie: Well, being a toad might not be all as bad as it might sound at first.

Callie: Uh, there are plenty of flies over there—

Ben: Ah, well, look at that box over there.

Callie: Yeah, let's look for some fancy stuff. (Eager) Yeah, good eye, Ben.

Callie: Dead tree gave us a candle. Thank you, tree.

Emily: You've got a candle.

Ben: The tree looks a little bit like it wants to hug us.

Callie: There's a note here. "After several days of search, I think I'm in the right area.

Callie: The entrance should be in this part of the woods."

Callie: Signed by JF.

Ben: Kennedy?

Callie: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

Emily: But, really...

Callie: John F. Kennedy has been to this forest.

Emily: I mean, you're in the middle of the woods, you should be able to just find a branch and be able to use it as a walking stick.

Callie: (mock indignant) That was my brilliant idea, but apparently the game devs didn't like it.

Callie: Could just, like, upend that sign and use the stick from that, I mean come on...

Ben: Can you interact with the sign?

Callie: No. We can just read it.

Ben: Aww.

Emily: Yeah, I don't know, I know it's like the first quest,

and something that's like "oh look, here's this easy thing to do,"

but it feel like a trap somehow.

Callie: Especially 'cause that tree up at the top looks like there's an evil woman's face on it.

Emily: Wait, what?

Ben: I missed that.

Callie: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Callie: Do you see the eyes and the nose and the little smirk?

Emily: I do not.

Ben: (Very questioningly) I gueeeess?

Callie: At that part of the tree?

Ben: I— it— I guess so?

Callie: Look up towards where the tree diverges into those two main parts by the branches.

Ben: To the right?

Callie: Yeah, it's on the right side of the tree.

Callie: There's the two dark spots that are the eyes and then that wider area's the nose,

Callie: and then there's a little darker smirk underneath.

Callie: I don't know. It's matrixing, I know it is.

Ben: But it has huggy arms.

Callie: She's gonna... get you. I don't know.

Ben: So you can't interact with the trees?

Callie: Yeah, okay, give it, give it to Grandma, I don't want Grandma to die out here.

Emily: Okay.

Callie: There you go, lady. Please use this cane here.

Emily: You've given the old woman the cane.

Ben: Oh, thanks a lot. Your mother should be proud of such a good son.

Ben: Come on, you darned slacker. Move your ass.

Pig sounds

(Callie gasps as Hans)

Ben: Goodbye, son. I do hope we meet again really soon so I can return the favor.

Callie: (as Hans) You nasty old woman. You scared that little piggie. Why did I give you that cane?

Ben: (as old woman) I wanted the pig to move its donkey. My pig has a donkey!

Callie: (as Hans) That's strange and unusual.

Emily: Alright, I don't know whether we should take the upper path, or there was a lower path down there.

Ben: The one that went west?

Emily: Yeah, by the bunnies.

Callie: Yeah, why don't we go that way? Let's follow the old lady.

Ben: And apparently, there's an entrance to something.

Ben: (excited) The bunnies are ba— awwwww :(

Emily laughs

Callie: Yeah, I loved Ben's timing on that.

Callie: This is the path to the village, but it's really boring. I'd rather go on adventures.

Emily: Okay, so it was a false choice.

Callie: Yes.

Emily: Okay, false alarm, people. Sorry about that.

Callie: No actual choices here.

Emily chuckles.

Emily: I wish I could at least pick up her broken cane.

Callie: Yeah, like I don't know, MacGyver it into something useful.

Emily: Yeah, or you know, since he's ten, you know, it might be a suitable size for him.

Callie: Right.

bird sounds

Ben: Oooh, is that a fruit?

Callie: It's an apple tree.

Ben: Yeah, can we climb the—

Callie: I know, I know my pixellated art.

Emily laughs

Callie: The fence does not seem climbable; this kid has no upper body strength.

Emily: Nope.

Ben: Maybe if we had a cane, we could—

Callie: Oh god, the hungry, hungry donk-o!

Ben: Hey, it's the pig's donkey!

Callie: Donkey, super-hungry.

Callie: Hey, Mr. Donkey. Where do you come from? You look very hungry.

Ben: Mmm, come on—

Callie: (insistent) Feed that donkey an apple!

Callie: Go get that apple for the donkey. It is starving.

Ben: Oh there, we can go in. Is that a squirrel?

Emily: Yeah.

Callie: It is a squirrel.

Ben: Can we talk to the squirrel, also?

Emily: It'll probably run away.

Ben: Aw. Callie: Those apples look delicious. If I keep them, I could regain strength later.

Emily: You've got an apple.

Callie: There's two apples. So we can have one for us and one for Mr. Donko.

Emily: (a laugh) Mr. Donko?

Callie: That's his name!

Emily: Okay... (Callie laughing.)

Callie: I have decided.

Callie: Oh, sorry, Ben, you can't pet squirrels.

Ben: Awww.

Emily: (laughs) I know you just want to pet everything.

Emily: Okay, nothing over here.

Ben: I was thinking of the donkey as Eeyore.

Callie: He's, he's a little bit Eeyore-like.

Ben: (Eeyore voice) Don't worry about me :(

Callie: We could give him the cheese. That's an option. But I think he'll like the apple better.

Emily: Yeah.

Ben: I mean—

Callie: There you go, Mr. Donko. Eat this apple I've got here.

Ben: (Eeyore voice) Okay...

Callie makes donkey sound. Sound effects also make donkey sound.

Ben (squee voice): Oh, there's a little heart!

Ben: Awww

Emily: Let's see...

Callie (adoring): Yes, he loves us.

Callie: I guess a better donkey noise would be like "ghwaaaa hee-HAW hee-HAW."

Callie: I think he likes apples.

Callie: The cursed gorge.

Ben (chipper): That sounds fun!

Callie (overlapping): That sounds safe... safe, yeah.

Emily: I know, it's like everything, everything's named, you know, such nice peaceful names.

Ben: There's the raven.

Callie: Also that raven was following us, was upsetting me.

Callie: Oh, this hiker boy.

Emily: Oh, what will become of me?

Callie: Hey, are you alright?

Emily: Help! Please, help. I've lost everything. All the wares I carried for my lord. Emily: Even my donkey has gone away. What will become of me?

Callie: I've seen the donkey down the road. He'll be just scared.

Emily: Ah, my master will punish me anyway.

Emily: He'll lash me one hundred times for not bringing the wares.

Callie: Perhaps you could strap them to the donkey and resume your journey. You're not hurt, are you?

Emily: You're a smart kid. But... that won't help much.

Emily: You're just a kid. I guess you won't spare some coins, will you?

Callie: Yeaaaaah, let's just go all in for the altruism here.

Ben: Yeah.

Callie: I could give him my money, but Mom told me not to waste it.

Ben: He's crying!

Emily: So, give him the money?

Callie: Yeah, we're gonna go home anyways.

Emily: (laughs) Just reminds me... anyway...

Callie: I could give you a coin.

Emily: I'll take two. Thanks.

Callie (Hans voice) You're greedy, little—

Emily laughs.

Callie: Eh, no, I wanted to give you one coin. Give me the other one back.

Emily: Alright, kid, don't play the rat here, will you? I'll make it up to you another time, buddy.

Callie: (frustrated and indignant groan)

Ben: He's still crying :\

Emily: I mean, I don't think that would be—

Callie: (incredulous) Load soul?

Emily: Wait, what?

Callie: Can we set fi— it says load soul. I'm, I'm, I'm amazed.

Ben: Huh.

Callie: It appears that he took two of our coins and he won't give the other one back.

Callie: 'Cause we now only have one coin, and we had three before.

Emily: (displeased) Yeah.

Callie: Set him on fire with the candle. Maybe that'll help.

Ben: Aw, there's a little goat! :3

Emily: (laughing) Do you want to try?

Callie: I mean... I'm not morally opposed to it, but...

Callie: Let's free the goaty-goo!

Ben: Can we talk to the cute goat?

Callie makes goat sound Ben: Such a cute goat! :3

Emily: What else do we have, again? Oh yeah, we also have chestnuts.

Callie: Set fire to the man!

Callie: No, wait, we're not gonna be able to set fire to the man. But I just...

Callie: Can we set fire to the wagon? Try setting fire to the wagon.

Ben: (laughing) Or the boxes?

Emily: I don't think—

Ben: What good would that—?

Callie (as Hans): Everything burns.

Ben (chuckling): Would that do any good?

Callie: Nooo!

Emily: (short of breath due to laughter) I can't—

Callie: It won't do any good.

Emily: —I don't think I can interact with the wagon.

Callie: I don't think it's for setting fire to things; I think it's for lighting an area up.

Emily: Yeah.

Ben: So we can set the man on fire without hurting him?

Emily: Oh, poor me! This kid has a candle! Callie: (while laughing) Set him on fire!

Callie: He's stolen a coin, but there's nothing I can do. Perhaps I should go my way.

(howling wind)

Ben: The light in my eyes was too bright! :'(

Emily: Yeah, I mean, they do kind of have beady black eyes.

(Ben chuckle)

bird tweeting

Ben: Follow the goat!

Callie goat noises

Ben: There's a sign!

Callie: Read the sign!

Callie: Or is it a slenderman drawing?

Callie: All those above fifteen shall report to their nearest (word garble)... gendarmerie at once.

Callie (Hans voice): Am I in France now?

Emily giggle

Callie: Oh, there's—

Ben: Oh, do you need to do a French accent now instead? (goat bleat)

Callie: Is he gonna transform repeatedly? Is that what I'm learning now?

Ben laughs

Emily: I see...

Callie (as Hans): Can I have some of your weed, travelling shepherd boy?

Emily: Or, just, like, your cane to replace the one that I gave away?

More goat bleating and Ben laughing

Ben (weird jaunty accent voice) Hey, kiddo, what ya doin'—

Ben: Oh this— I'm not gonna do that.

general laughter

Emily (amused): What will you do instead?

Ben: Do you want to read him instead, or...?

Callie: Can we pronounce that name as /goθɚd/...?

Emily (amused): Sure!

Callie: ...instead of /gothɚd/. GOTHIRD.

general giggling

Ben: (jaunty and peppy voice) Hey, kiddo! What ya doin' in the top of the mountain?

Callie: I'm going in search of fortune.

Ben (as goatheard): That's nice! I'm blowing smoke in your face!

Callie (as Hans): Thank you for the cancer.

general laughter

Ben: Blimey! That's a big idea! Tell me if ya find anythin' interesting. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(bleat :3)

Callie: Are you taking care of these goats?

Ben: (goatherd voice) No, I'm giving them cancer too!

Callie shrieks with laughter.

Ben: Me goats take care of themselves. Spend the day smokin' and playin' the flute.

Ben: I guess he has some sort of accent, but I'm not sure which one.

Callie: I don't think so. Besides, my dad went to war.

Ben: Oh! That's... bad...

Callie: Why? I hated him.

Emily: (surprised laughter) I finally get the place under the bed.

Callie: I finally have earned the right to sleep under the bed.

Emily: Instead of in the desk drawer. Callie: Instead of inside of the—

Callie: No, instead of inside of the cauldron, with the boiling gruel.

Ben: She offered you the bucket next to the mop!

Callie: It is too small. It was only for me when I was a baby.

Ben: Well, let's say they force you to go to war. Don't know anybody who chose to go.

Ben: So it ain't a great place.

Callie: Ohhh.

Ben: And ya mom? Ain't she lookin' for ya?

Callie: I don't care. I'm angry with her. She tried to give me dust bunnies for breakfast again.

Callie: But at least she gave me some food for the journey that was not made of dust.

Ben: Dust gruel?

Ben: Ouch!

Callie: Are you alright?

Ben: Ya mentioned food and me belly ached.

Ben: Been all day with me goats and forgot to bring somethin' to eat.

Ben: (laughing incredulously) Took tobacco and wine, but forgot the most important thing. Ha ha ha!

Callie (Hans): I think you must enroll into Alcoholics Anonymous or something;

Callie: you sound like you have a lot of abuse problems with substances.

Callie: Ohhhh. Can I steal his cane?

Emily: That's what I was trying to do (laugh) but, no.

Ben: Oh... can you talk to his goats?

Callie: This goat seems to be the leader of the herd. I must ingratiate myself within the ranks. Become a goat.

Callie: Baaa. Baaa.

Ben: I wonder if the little one or the brown one are different.

Callie: Yeah, talk to the brown goat; I like the brown goat.

Emily: So it seems to be hinting that we should also give away our cheese,

which, ah, would be like the last of the things that we got.

Emily: This reminds me of, like, uh, that fable about, I don't know,

the guy who just kept giving stuff away... I don't know. I don't remember it that well anymore.

Ben: Yeah. Can we talk to the other goats?

Emily: Nope.

Ben: Not even the brown one?

Emily: Nope.

Callie: I feel less sympathy for this guy, 'cause he's just like blowing around smoke everywhere

and I'm asthmatic, so that makes me kind of prejudiced against him a little bit.

Callie: And the fact that he's giving the goats cancer is not good!

Ben: And like he had food, but he just forgot to bring it? It's...

Emily: So we've been altruistic so far, should we just ignore this guy?

Callie: (indecisive thinking noises) I mean, if he was vaping, maybe we would feed him?

(laughter) Callie: Wait, could we give him some of those chestnuts? I don't know.

Emily: We could try.

Callie: Give him a lower... yeah, just give him a nut. A single chestnut. Here you go,

Emily: I don't know, he might steal two.

Callie: I've got this chestnut. You can have it if you vant.

Ben: Couldn't do much with a chestnut. Thank ya anyhoo.

Emily: Well, your loss, then.

Callie: Yeah, really.

Ben: I mean, I've tried smoking chestnuts, but it didn't really do anything.

Callie bursts into laughter.

Callie: Is he gonna smoke the cheese? Ohhh god, that would be—

Ben: Smoked cheese is a thing! Callie: It is a thing! But I don't think that you smoke it like a pipe.

Ben: (giggling) I'm sure somebody has tried in the history of the world.

Ben: Oh! look at the ducks! :3 Awwww cute.

Callie: River of the Dead.

Emily (laughing): The ducks on the river of the dead.

Ben: It should be called River of the Cute Ducks. Whoever named these things had a problem.

Callie: Yeaaaahhhh...

Emily: So are we just leaving this guy?

Callie: Uhhhhhhh... I mean, if we don't have the cane, that's not really gonna hurt us that much,

if we don't have food, we could die... um...

Ben (reluctantly): Yeah, I don't know, I mean, we also have apples still.

Callie: Yeah... I like the donkey better than I do the random dude.

(giggling from Emily and Ben)

Callie: The donkey was like starving, so I didn't feel bad helping the donkey, but like...

Callie: And who's to say he wouldn't take more than we wanted him to take, 'cause the other guy did. Emily: Yeah.

Callie: This is a really old tomb. It's so worn I can't even read the name.

Emily: We can also see if, like, that choice affects anything in the future.

Callie: (excited) Yeah!

Ben: (subdued) Yeah.

Callie: Looks like all the graves might say that. Maybe except for the one with the flowers.

Ben: Yeah, the one with the flower.

Callie: This tomb looks worn. It reads "Joseph Frei."

Callie: That's our J.F.!

Ben: Hey, the raven's back!

Callie: Yeah, but this is JFK's tombstone.

Callie: Hmmm... that's really odd. That name...

Cawing

Ben cawing

Callie: Oh, shoot!

Emily: It killed us...

Emily: And thus our journey ends =(

Ben: Already?

Emily: We crossed the river of the dead. We'll see.

Callie: We're anime boy!

Ben: And then...

Callie: Are... are we dead? Or are we, like... I mean, like, this isn't game over, though.

Callie: That... oh, Mr. Raven.

Ben (with distaste): Oh.

Ben caws evilly.

Callie caws ravenly.

Callie: We are really just Haku from Spirited Away, aren't we?

Callie: Yeah, that's what that shot had to be referenced off of, there's like an image from that movie that's just like almost exactly that.

Ben: I should see that movie again; I haven't seen it since I was a kid. But we own it.

Callie: Dude, I have it too. We should come watch it sometime.

Ben: Or, I mean, I think we own it, so...

Callie: Yeah.

Callie (raven voice): Save soul!

Callie: If there's a bird, I am it, that's the rule.

Ben: Oh, okay, can I— Callie: Oh—

Callie: Wait, should I have a dead voice now?

Callie: Like, like, I don't know, change his voice, or is he still Arnold? Is he still a man?

Emily laughs.

Callie: Oh, my head. I might have fallen asleep.

Ben: (laughing) What would dead Arnold sound like?

Callie: I— probably wouldn't say much, that's what I was starting to think.

Callie: It's pitch dark and I'm freezing. I should head home.

Callie: See, I knew we're gonna go home.

Callie: I just need to follow the way back. But it's so dark, I better take this candle with me.

Ben (concerned): Our heart is lower...

Callie (Hans): That was a chopper.

Callie: Gratuitous Arnold Schwarzenegger references.

Emily: Oh, hey!

Callie: Oh, there's that chest again! I've already got a candle.

Callie: There's a note. "I discovered the legend of Count Lucanor on my way back home.

I just couldn't get there empty-handed."

Callie: Signed by... JFK.

Callie: Dang, I did not know all this backstory on, uh, the thirty... fourth? thirty fifth president?

Callie: I'm trying to remember the number. I'm googling this real quick.

Ben: Does it depend on whether you count that one guy twice?

Callie: Hang on, JFK president... see number... (typing sounds)

Callie (excited): Thirty fifth president of the United States! Oh! I am golden tonight!

Emily: (with trepidation) Um...?

Ben: Oh—! The—!

Callie (Hans): Oh, no, there is a river of blood.

Callie (Hans): All the duckies hate me.

Ben: The ducks seem... the ducks seem okay.

Callie makes angry duck sounds.

Callie: They hate us, though. They're, like, attacking.

Callie (dramatic Hans voice): This is the blood of all those who died at var!

Callie: Oh, here comes the morals, guys.

(microwave sound)

Emily: (apprehensive) Um...?

Callie: Um, circle of evil goats? I love it! (There are eerie background sounds and creepy goat bleats.)

(There are eerie background sounds and creepy goat bleats.) Callie: Oh god, that one with the face!

Ben: Is that the leader?

Callie: What's happening here?

Ben: Is that the goat leader to the right?

Callie: He's my favorite; look at his tongue! Ohhh, he's beautiful!

Ben: What happened to the goatherd—?

Callie: Did they kill him? They killed him! Ohhhh!

Callie: Whoa. This has to be a nightmare. I don't remember doing this to him.

Ben: Maybe we needed to feed him for him to be okay... :S

Callie: Weeellllllll...

Callie: I don't know what it's doing, but it's really scary...

Ben makes eerie goat sounds.

Callie makes goatie goat sounds.

Callie: All the goats...

Ben: Is the baby goat there too?

Callie: Is it an evil baby goat?

Callie: (gasps) It is! It's so cute!

Callie: Even the baby goat is scary now!

Emily: I'm just kinda like at least they aren't going after us...

Ben: Wait— I don't think those were tongues... I think that was blood...

Callie: Children named Hans will be hung from the highest tower of the village for skipping war.

Callie: (finally sarcastic) Oh, this is great.

Ben: Oh... Emily laughing

Callie: Not like my name is Hans or anything...

Ben: Oh... um... (jingling/tinkling)

Callie: Huuuuuuh?

Ben: That's... lit up on its own.

weird distant... laughter? something weird?

Callie (encouragingly): Maybe it's a little friend.

Ben: Maaaybe? Callie: Or maybe it'll kill us! Whichever.

Ben: (worried) Or both?

Emily: Let's find out!

(bleat)? Ben: Let's set everything on fire!

Callie (Hans): I can't set things on fire. My life has no meaning.

Callie (Hans): Distraction! Uh...

(howling winds)

Ben: What're we noticing?

Emily: I don't know... something behind us...

Callie (Hans): I don't like when things are behind me— oh no! Is someone else dead?

Ben: Are the goats following us?

Callie: (softly) Everything's dead.

(bleating)?

Emily: I thought—I was—I think they are!

Ben: Yep! Emily laughs nervously.

Callie: Are what following us? The goats?

Ben: The goats. The goats are following us. (nervous laughter)

Callie: Ohhh, great.

(jingling)

Callie: Look behind us real quick.

Emily (nervous apprehensive and worried): Ummm... I may ha—

Emily: Whooaaahhhhhhh gosh! (fearful exclamations)

Callie: Please no, please no.

Callie: Shoo! Shoo! Ben: So we can't read the sign, I guess.

Emily whimpers

Callie: Get away from that nasty.

Emily: Ohhhh dear. Ben: The deer had red eyes.

Callie: The deer's evil!

Emily: I may be very bad at this game, 'cause I am bad with scary things. (nervous laughter)

Ben: There is—

Callie: Just, just, go to that area.

SFX jingling

Callie: There was something going on with that donkey up there but I couldn't quite catch it.

Emily: I know.

Ben: Or with the deer—?

Callie: There's a cockatiel! It's a red-eyed evil one.

Ben: The cockatiel is evil.

Callie: Red-eyed birrrrd.

Emily: It's like, I'd like to just leisurely explore, buuuut...

(chimes)

Ben: ...you're being chased by evil goats. (laughter)

Emily: Yes.

Callie: The baaaaaad ones. ("bad" said in goatish manner :3)

Callie: Can we call them that, please? The baaaaaad ones.

Ben (in ghosty voice): Good evening, most gracious sire. Welcome!

Callie: Um. Hello, where am I?

Ben: You've entered the walls of Tenebre Castle, the fortress of the most illustrious Count Lucanor.

Callie: I didn't know there was a count living around here.

Ben: He is dead! (notices text on screen) Oh— My master has always excelled at discretion.

Ben: Perhaps you have come to claim my master's legacy.

Ben: He's deeeaaaaaad.

Callie: Legacy?

Ben: My master, Count Lucanor, is a man of great wealth.

Ben: His domain and influence span hundreds of leagues.

Ben: However, he is dead—

Callie giggle Ben: Oh—

Ben: ...afflicted by a sorrow. Emily and Callie laughing.

Ben: His days of youth are far behind—

Emily (laughing): Because he's dead.

Ben laughing. Callie: Yep.

Ben: —and in all these years, he has not had a son to take his place,

Ben: because he is dead!

Emily laughing. Callie: Yep.

Ben: Thus he has requested—even though he is dead—me to look for young noblemen who deserve to inherit such a fortune.

Callie (Hans): Yeeeaaaaahhhh!

Callie: You mean this Count Lucanor has a lot of money and he's looking for someone to have it?

Callie (Hans): I mean, I've just turned ten years old, but I'm a man already.

Ben: Precisely! So my first thought was you had arrived with that purpose in mind.

Callie: Of course... I'm a nobleman from a faraway kingdom. I have come to claim the count's wealth.

Callie: Take me to him at once, please.

Ben: I admire your enthusiasm, sire.

But before I take you you to my master, I need to make sure you are dead!

Emily and Callie chortling.

Ben: ...you stand for the appropriate values for the role.

Ben: We would not want vile noblemen, thieves,

Ben: (voice becomes deep and threatening) or ragged children (return to ghosty voice) in the throne. Would we, sire?

Callie: (as Hans) Heh... heh... Emily and Ben chuckle.

Ben: Therefore, you will have to tackle a simple trial. You will need to guess my name!

Ben (ghostly growling): Or you will be dead...

Callie: What do you say?

Ben: You will have the right to guess—

Ben: You will have the night to guess my name.

Callie: The "right"?

Ben (laughing): I misread it. Emily laughing.

Ben: That was... that was an actual accident. Emily laughing.

Ben: If you are right, I will personally take you to my master, the most illustrious Count Lucanor.

Callie groans with displeasure.

Ben: I wish you luck in the trial, sire. I do not want you to be dead!

Callie laughs through teeth.

Ben: Now, if you will allow me, I have to leeeeaaaaave (voice goes spooky)

(Tinkling sound) Callie (Hans): Noooo!

Emily: (nervously) The goats will get me...

Callie: What a blessing. If I guess his name, I'll be rich.

Callie: I'm kind of a brat. Don't really care about my mother. I just want money.

Ben giggle

Callie (with strength): And biceps!

Callie: The wall is closed. I can't go out.

Ben: I can see why the Arnold Schwarzenneger voice really works.

Ben: Oh, can we look at the banners, or...?

Emily: Oh.

Callie (conspiratorially): Yeah, look at every detail.

Ben: Or the pillars?

Emily: Maybe he's written some graffiti and his name is on the wall somewhere.

Ben and Emily laugh.

Ben (still laughing): Okay, maybe that was a bad suggestion, but they looked like items.

Emily: Yeah. Yeah.

Callie: What about the goblets? No.

Ben: The goblets of fire?

Emily: (laughter) I was just gonna say—

Callie (in Dumbledore voice): Harry Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire? Emily: Are you suggesting— Ben laughing

Ben: (giggling) Okay, now you're going to need a character with that voice.

Callie: Okay, I can do that...

Ben: Oh, you can't even interact with the knigh—?

Callie: (with concern) Are we hiding?

Callie: Oh no; I don't like this aspect, this means that there might be something trying to get us now!

Emily whimpers

Ben: That we might need to hide at some point?

Callie: (with distress) Yes!

Emily: I'm going to be so bad at this game; I get scared very easily.

Ben: Do we need to autosave, or...?

Emily: I don't... there isn't an actual save; there's "load soul" or "continue."

Ben: Oh... so when does "load soul" load from?

Emily: I don't know. We could test it out.

Ben groans. Callie: I don't think this is a good idea to do that.

Callie: I believe we should continue until we get into some trouble.

Ben: Yeah. And then we'll find out how far back it goes, I guess?

Callie: Yeah.

Callie: What?

Emily: I can set candles down.

Callie: Pick them up!

Ben: Well, that implies we'll need to do that at some point...

Callie: Yes. But it's good to know.

Callie: Oh no! We can hide...

Emily whimpers

Callie: This is bad.

Callie: This is baaaaaaaaad. Ben laughing nervously.

Emily (fearfully): Why did I choose this game?

Ben (laughing): Because I flipped a coin!

Callie: This is a sewer, but I'm not strong enough to remove the grate.

Callie (Hans): Ichhh. It's probably crawling with creepy clowns anyway.

Callie: It's a reference to It, if either of you guys saw the new movie,

which I doubt either of you did, but I did, and it was good.

Ben: I've seen, you know, lots and lots of references to it, so I kind of guessed.

Callie laughter

Ben: So can we look at any of the stuff on the wall here, or?

Emily: Nah. I don't really know where I'm going, or if I should go in any of the doors,

or if anything's going to start following us anytime soon.

Ben: Or if anything already has started following us?

Callie: Yeah, I think the knights in the shining armor will probably follow us.

Ben: Oh wait, was that a hand? That was a hand.

Ben: Oh.

Callie: There's nothing in here. Idiot!

Ben (nervously chuckling): Let's stay in there for the rest of the game.

Emily: (chipper) Okay! Sounds good to me. Laughing Ben

Callie: The eeeeeend... More laughter

Ben: I don't know—

Callie: Oh see, the credits are rolling, the credits are rolling.

For more infomation >> The Count Lucanor 1: Such a Spooky Place, Such a Spooky Face - Duration: 45:39.

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Top 3 Ways to Use Video For Business | DeliBytes #43 - Duration: 2:25.

- Hi guys and welcome to another episode of DeliBytes.

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on your video journey, this week I'm gonna

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So creating a promotional video

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A promotional for your business brand or product

should ideally be a short 90 second video,

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Once you've created a promotional video,

post it on YouTube or Vimeo,

then embed it into your website.

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The third one is to make a client case study video.

If you have clients that are willing

to be on camera on your behalf and have stories to tell,

create a client case study video

and it should be at the top of your priority list.

Take the time to document the work

you've done with the client

and the results you've achieved

from the work you've done together.

Then simply record a simple interview format

and overlay it with B-roll content.

It's a great way to share client case study stories

and it's an awesome bit of content

that your client will want to share as well.

Hopefully that's given you food for thought

when it comes to creating video content for your business.

We'd love to help you start or continue

on your video journey.

So simply drop us a line or send us a message

to get the ball rolling.

That's it for DeliBytes this week,

I'll see you next time.

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BREAKING!!! McCain's Wife Just Called TRUMP – It's Really Bad! - BreakingNews24 - Duration: 25:37.

BREAKING!!!

McCain's Wife Just Called TRUMP – It's Really Bad!

In an official White House statement we now know President Donald Trump on Friday made

a call the wife of Republican Arizona Senator John McCain, Cindy McCain, after getting news

that he had been hospitalized this week as he battles one of the deadliest forms of cancers

known to man.

McCain who is 81 years old was diagnosed with a highly lethal form of brain cancer in July

and on Wednesday his office said he had been admitted to the hospital with complications.

The statement read that Senator McCain was currently receiving treatment at Walter Reed

Medical Center for what is considered normal side effects of his ongoing cancer therapy.

But that he remains in high spirits and eternally grateful to his physicians for their excellent

care they have provided for him since his treatment has begun.

In the statement, he also thanked his friends and supporters for their encouragement and

good wishes and states that the senator looks forward to returning to work as soon as possible.

McCain's Republican colleagues expressed high optimism that he will be able to make

the vote on the tax overhaul next week since senators must be physically present on the

Senate floor to cast votes.

Considering this time he will vote with the GOP lets all hope and pray this is true.

MSN Reports:

President Trump: U.S. Economy to 'Rock' as GOP Races to Tax Vote

GOP lawmakers posted their sweeping, 503-page bill — with permanent tax cut for U.S. corporations

and temporary benefits for individuals — on Friday evening after gaining key votes from

two Republican senators who'd threatened to oppose it.

Now, with votes planned in the House and Senate by the middle of next week, Trump is closing

in on his first major legislative victory.

The bill — hammered out behind closed doors by Republican leaders — would slash the

corporate tax rate to 21 percent, the lowest that rate has been since 1939.

It would provide across-the-board tax cuts for most individuals, but then wipe them off

the books by 2026.

Whether to extend them would be up to a future Congress.

Trump's White House applauded Friday's developments, which Press Secretary Sarah

Huckabee Sanders called a major step toward achieving the president's promises of faster

economic growth and "much needed financial relief to all Americans."

"It'll be fantastic for the middle-income people and for jobs, most of all," Trump

said on Saturday at the White House before boarding Marine One for Camp David, the presidential

retreat in Maryland.

He predicted U.S. economic growth "could go to 4, 5 or even 6 percent, ultimately."

"We are really going to start to rock," Trump told reporters.

House leaders plan to hold their vote Tuesday.

Timing for the Senate vote was less clear, though Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell

said the chamber would "get this bill done" next week.

Everything You Need to Know About the GOP Tax-Overhaul Plan

Trump and congressional Republicans have repeatedly pitched the tax measure as a boon for the

middle class, despite independent analyses of earlier versions that said most of the

benefit would go to higher earners.

The final bill would provide a larger tax cut for the highest earners by shaving the

top individual tax rate to 37 percent from 39.6 percent, a lower level than was proposed

in either the House or Senate versions.

"This April 15 filing season — that is the last time you will file under this monstrous,

broken tax code," House Ways and Means Chairman Kevin Brady said Friday evening.

Brady kicked off a remarkably rapid law-making effort on Nov. 2, when he released an initial

bill.

The final version reflects significant changes — many of them aimed at shoring up GOP votes.

Republican Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, who had announced his opposition to an earlier

version of the legislation, switched to "yes" after tax writers changed the bill to broaden

the child tax credit's benefits for working families.

Rubio said in a Twitter message that the change "is a solid step toward broader reforms

which are both pro-growth and pro-worker."

'Major Wins' Senator Susan Collins, a Maine Republican

who hasn't committed to supporting the final legislation, issued a news release saying

she'd secured "major wins" in it, including provisions that would temporarily broaden

an individual deduction for medical expenses and broaden the types of state and local taxes

that can be deducted below a $10,000 cap.

Collins also seeks approval of separate legislation that would shore up individual health insurance

markets — where experts say premiums could rise because the tax bill would repeal the

Obamacare individual mandate.

The Congressional Budget Office has previously estimated that the change would lead to as

many as 13 million fewer Americans having health coverage over a decade.

But the most surprising announcement came from Bob Corker of Tennessee — the only

Republican senator who voted against an earlier Senate version of the legislation — when

he said that he'd reversed course and would vote "yes."

Corker's concern — that the legislation would increase federal deficits — was not

addressed in the GOP's final product.

In fact, the Congressional Budget Office estimated on Friday that the legislation would increase

deficits by $1.455 trillion over 10 years, an amount that's slightly higher than the

projection for the version Corker opposed earlier this month.

'Disappointing' on Deficit "This is a bad day to be a deficit hawk,"

said Steve Ellis, vice president of Taxpayers for Common Sense.

"While Senator Corker's decision is disappointing, the entire Republican conference should be

against this deficit-financed tax cut," Ellis said.

McConnell himself had cited deficit concerns earlier this year in discussing tax legislation.

"It will have to be revenue-neutral," he said in an interview with Bloomberg News.

"We have a $21 trillion debt."

By changing his position, Corker, who's exchanged bitter remarks with Trump over the

president's personal style, cleared the way for the president's first real policy

victory on Capitol Hill.

Whether it will constitute a political victory remains to be seen.

Public opinion polls have shown that earlier versions of the bill were unpopular, but Trump

administration officials and GOP leaders predict the tax cuts, once finalized, will gain favor

in 2018, ahead of congressional elections.

Democrats — all of whom voted against earlier versions of the legislation in both chambers

— have decried the rapid, largely secretive process that produced the bill.

"This monstrosity is a bill that only Donald Trump and Republicans, who have accomplished

next to nothing in this Congress, could love," said Representative Lloyd Doggett, a Texas

Democrat who serves on the tax-writing Ways and Means panel.

"It will not grow our economy, it only burdens us with an immense amount of debt."

On Wednesday, Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen offered only a lukewarm endorsement

of the legislation's effect on the national economy.

"It's not a gigantic increase in growth," Yellen said during a news conference.

I am very aware most people on the right don't agree nor hold Senator McCain in very high

regards, in fact, neither do I.

But he is still a human being that's suffering and he deserves our prayers and well wishes

at a time that's so tragic for him and his family.

Let's also hope and pray there comes a day we will never have to see another soul lost

to Cancer and its ravishing treatment.

Please share in support of Senator John McCain….