- Hi, I'm Rob Hue--
I can't say my name, Rob, Rob Heubel?
Rob Pubel. Raw Pubel.
Hi, I'm Rob Huebel from
Do You Wanna See A Dead Body, on YouTube Red,
a show where I make people very uncomfortable
and now I'm going to make even more people uncomfortable
by asking them very private questions, won't you come along?
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What was the last thing that made you cry?
- I saw this video of a starving polar bear.
- What's on your face right now
is not a tribute to that polar bear?
- No.
- I was doing a one-person show
and I got a standing ovation.
- Oh, the movie "Coco".
- Were you by yourself?
- No, with my husband.
- So, how long did you cry at the movie?
- Not that long, like a couple minutes.
- A couple minutes? (laughs)
- Mean Girls.
- The movie?
- Yeah, the part where she's getting bullied.
- You look like you could be a bully.
- Coworkers.
- What happened?
- They're jealous.
- Of you?
- I don't know.
- How much money did you make last year?
- Alright, taxable income or under the table?
- All together.
- All together probably around 82.
- And how much of that was under the table?
- (laughs) Probably an eighth.
- An eighth?
- Maybe around 20,000, I really don't know.
- Probably like, I don't know,
50,000, let's just go with that.
- Maybe 3, 4,000.
- I'd like to stay private on that.
Or actually it doesn't matter - Who cares?
I don't fucking care.
- I made 164,000.
- I'm like, what is my rent and double that maybe?
So, maybe like 3,000 a month?
- So 3,000 a month times 12 is 36,
but so you're saying double that, so 72,000.
- 2,000 dollars, I'm a college student.
- None, I was in high school.
I was living with my mother.
- Do you wanna say thank you?
- Thank you, mom.
- To me.
- Oh, thank you.
- For asking the question.
- What's something that you would like
to change about yourself?
- I feel like I could be more outgoing
and really just go for what I want more often.
- What do you mean, you did a one-person show?
- Make myself more fit.
- Well, I don't have three meals a day.
- We should try to get Zarick some food.
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
- I'm working on not caring so much
about what other people think of me.
- I like not worrying about being polite.
- Yeah. (woman laughs) So be rude.
- Yeah.
- It's like, compared to even people who are like
my height, for some reason my legs are really short.
- I am actually going to stop drinking
the first of the year.
I'm not saying forever, but just take a break.
- I don't really wanna change anything about myself.
I think I'm good.
- You seem like a pretty fit guy.
- No. (laughs)
- You got your hat on backwards.
- I know that.
- So you can run fast.
Tell me about how you lost your virginity.
- (groans) That's private.
- I know, that's the whole point.
- Yeah, I was at home.
- So, your house or your parents' house?
- Oh, yeah, my parents' house.
- I was like hey babe, let's take a nap.
- So, was he trying to take a real nap?
- Probably, I wasn't.
Frisky cuddles will get you every time.
- We built a little fort and she says,
if you bring me some animal cookies, you can go ahead.
- Honestly, one of the girls that I'm friends with.
- That you were friends with?
- Yeah. Before Olga, still friends with her.
- You fuck all your friends?
- No.
- I didn't, like I said, I'm really busy.
- What would you like it to be like?
- Perfect, but it's probably gonna be
really awkward and messy.
- I read Tina Fey's book and she was like,
I think she said she was 24, 25,
so I was getting to that age and I was like,
alright, let's just take care of this.
- The day before Valentine's Day, so it was special.
Didn't want to be cliche.
- This lady was dancing,
she might of had some kind of form of sash,
the chemistry was so powerful--
- And with the sash-- - I had to act on it.
I mean the sash. - You can't.
When someone has a sash-- - I mean, yeah.
- Were you like hey, let's take a nap and not really.
'Cause some people do that, I heard.
- No. It was not romantic.
- Just in your bedroom.
- Yeah.
- Parents?
- Course not.
- Not home. Where were they?
- She's always working. My kids will have babysitters.
- Have you ever cheated on someone?
- No.
- Jordan.
- No, I haven't cheated on anyone.
- Jordan.
- No seriously, the only thing I've cheated on
was maybe a test or two, but the teacher didn't care.
He was about to quit anyway.
- So, technically you cheated on him.
- Eh, I guess.
- No, that is actually a strong belief system I have,
I feel one should be able to talk to their person,
say this isn't working out, we should see other people.
- Aforementioned first boyfriend, he cheated on me.
I had actually went to go audition
for a production of Hair back home
and he broke up with me on my layover and I booked the show.
- You booked Hair? So eff that guy.
- Yes, I just flirted with other people.
- Oh, so you think flirting is cheating?
- If someone's complimenting you
and you say thank you, then that's fine.
But if you compliment them back,
even if it's in a friendly way, that's still kinda cheating.
- I haven't. - Be honest.
Be honest.
- I am, I've been cheated on by three people.
- I haven't, no.
- C'mon now. C'mon now.
- (laughs) Look.
- Oh yeah, your girlfriend's right there.
- No, I'm not a cheater.
I wanna be sometimes.
You know when people just get you mad?
You're just like, I just want to cheat on you.
- Tell me about the one that got away.
- Cheated on my girlfriend with my wife now.
And she moved to Hawaii.
She's like, oh, I'm actually gonna go down to LA.
I picked her up at LAX
and from there on we just started hanging out.
- Well, my first crush was Corbin Bleu
from High School Musical.
- How's he doing?
- He's married.
- Usually it's the other way around.
- Where you're the one that gets away?
- Yeah.
- So Delaney is the one that got away,
she lives in Anchorage, I met her where I was working
at the resort at the time.
- Why did you let her get away?
- I felt like I didn't deserve her. I had issues.
That one killed me, took me three years
to re-evaluate my soul, if you will.
- He ended up dating my friend
and they had children, he was a good guy though.
- Do you still see him around?
- Hmm, if I go to church.
- I've been in a relationship now for a couple of years,
so I'm definitely over it.
- Does he have a girlfriend?
- No, he doesn't.
- Ha ha!
- I know. - You won.
- I did.
- I'm getting her nails done, she didn't get away.
- This is her? - Yeah.
- Come over here.
- He said, she didn't get away I'm with her right now.
- Aww, (laughs) what am I supposed to say to that?
- You guys should kiss.
- No. - No.
You should kiss her. (all laugh)
- Oh, I would love to kick him in the balls.
- We have a little surprise for you Dana.
- Oh okay. - He's right over, no.
- Oh, what? No. (laughs)
- He's right here, there he is.
- He's like awful - He aged a lot.
That was slightly disturbing also upsetting,
somewhat encouraging and uplifting.
Just like the internet.
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- I don't like talking to negative people.
- I fucking hate negative people.
- Me too.
- Fucking dicks. (woman laughs)
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