I can not believe that I'm going to talk about these two bananas here on the channel
I did not want the cancer to get here.
But apparently... It has arrived
Congratulations!
Hello guys! Welcome to a new video of the channel
Of poor quality... For the ones that don't know me, I'm going to introduce myself!
I'm LaTOUNGa, welcome to the channel!
This is a gaming channel, really simple. I do some challenges
This is also a comedy channel, almost nothing is taken seriously here
Some video are more serious but others not much...
This is according to my state of mind... But recently I've became a YouTube Partner!
I know! I know! Thank you! Thank you!!
And today we are going to talk about the banana brothers...
Also know as the Paul Brothers (Secretly pukes into the keyboard while typing...)
Or whatever you guys wanna call them.
We are going to talk about banana brother One and banana borther Two!
One... Two...
It was suppose to appear their faces...
Ohh there it is!
This video is going to be a little different from the other
Because I know that a ton of people already talked about the issue
A lot of people already criticized the video
Etc... But I'm here to talk about something else
That only a few talked about, or at least a few did a time of this recording...
That is the YouTube protection with them
And also what YouTube did to my account after I got into the partner program
I hope you enjoy the video and stay until the end
To hear out my final thoughts, so let's do this...
Part I: Who are these Bananas?
Point number One! If you are fan of the banana bothers, this video
It's not for you guys, it's not even "directly"
Aimed at the banana brothers
It's more aimed to another problem that exists behind all of this
So... If you guys...
Do not want to hear bad stuff about them
You leave or you stay, but please respect my opinion...
And respect the video because I don't want hate from either side
So no one goes hating on him or his fans from here
Nothing of this! Respect each one opinion
And don't expect me to talk pretty things about them
Because I don't like their personalities
So if you like their personality, videos and all the other stuff
You already know... You can exit or stay in here
And respect my opinion, now you choose.
So... If I watched 2 videos of Logan Paul
And it was fairly enough... From Jake Paul I watched at least 2 or 3 (And I regret it)
And from either sides I say the same thing
Horrible personalities... Hum...
Horrible Attitudes
Poorly done videos (like mine)
The only thing that saves them is the edit
But that is made by professionals, they know what they do... But in the rest they are awful...
They are absurd!
And...
And the first video I watched from Logan Paul
Or whatever hes called (Yes I don't care)
It was like a year ago...
Or two, I can't remember that well, it was when he made that video about the color blind glasses
For the ones that don't know, he has a "sight problem"...
Algarve Accent Intensifies
I'm sorry, it has a "vision problem"... Oh well
For the ones that don't know, he bought some glasses for a video
Or it was offered, I can't recall what it was exactly
Because I didn't like it then, I didn't go check it again
But from what I understood, he putted those glasses and start seeing
The color's normally, more sharply
H3H3 (And iDubbz) got this
And they destroyed that video entirely!
Praise him!
Papa Bless Ethan!
Who has doubts, please go watch the H3H3 video, link is in the description
See that video and support his channel, it's really that good!
And... In the end you gonna reach the same opinion as I, which is the one I gave now
Moving on forward!
The spotlight was aimed at these two...
I'm sorry, I'm going to remodel this! The YouTube spotlight
And the fame was pointed at the ones who used to be Viners
But it was at the ones that where shi***! Oh now it's better!
It's not all of them!
And no one can deny this! YouTube is giving more
Visualization to Viners and to the ones with a face more
Well, more TV like
That make good content for publicity
Because... For the ones that don't remember , a year ago, YouTube faced a huge problem
They lost a ton of Sponsors
And this went to sh*t, yes to sh*t!
But well... Moving on! The things couldn't be that bad right?
I could even get into the partner program right?
And my content it's not even that good!
Part II: The happening
Oh well, for the ones that
Already watched my videos and know me because of the channel
They are probably going to call me a bit of a hypocrite
And I accept that... I can accept that...
Because there are some people that say
My Dumb C*nt series influences or incentivates
People to drink Alcohol
Guys! I make those intros for a reason!
And let's also do something else, let's not compare
A dumb guy
That makes videos drinking shots each time he dies in a videogame
With two millionaires (banana bros) that make some
Disrespectful and awful videos without any quality...
Let's say that they are meatless, right?
But well guys! Taking this away from us!
These two bastards... Sorry...
These two bananas
They good the fame spotlight turned at them
What did they do?
To the ground! And believe me, they didn't go to the dirt...
They threw themselves directly to the shit hole
From Vlogs
That are absurd, without any content and disrespectful
From both sides
All those problems with the Martinez Brothers
With the other Level 21 Paul banana brother, or whatever he is
Jake... Jake! That's it! Jake Paul
All those bullying problems, and the other stuff
With Faze (Banks) and all those things...
Damn, I'm loosing my breath... These two are killing me!
That's it! They are really killing me!
The more I talk about them, the more I kill myself...
Moving on!
They fell... And the cumulus
Was this Logan Paul video
Since you already clicked in here
You already know how it went down and probably watched it
Already watched a lot of
Other videos criticizing and talking about it
Talking about his apology video
Bla... Bla... Bla... Whiskas Sachets
I'm just gonna quickly resume what happened
I owe you that!
It looks like Logan Paul is doing some Vlogs in Japan
Whiskas Sachets
And he went to the Suicide Forest in Japan, and that is a place...
I don't want to use the word "sacred"
But it is a very important and cultural place
To the Japanese people
And let's just say that
This banana master level 2... 29!
The Level 21 is the other one, this is the level 29 almost 30
When it reaches 30 it will be complete shit
This banana went there
Went out of the main trail
Go further into the forest and found a person
That had committed suicide, he hanged himself...
What does he do?
He jokes with the situation
Disrespects the body and films it
And it goes without saying that this
gave him tons of problems, many celebrities criticized him
YouTube celebrities did it as well
Everyone did it and he was forced to remove the video
Well guys, now here comes the real problem
Facing all this critique he had to remove the video
In other words
All good that he didn't take any revenue from the video
All good, he didn't make any money, that is supposedly
Proven that he didn't took any sort of money
He said it himself in the beginning
The problem is that when he putted the video
The video had 600k likes... And now put some heavy quotation marks!
If he wanted
He could take out revenue from the video... YouTube didn't
Took out the video revenue... Each video I put on YouTube
Being...
It could even be from "My Little Pony" that I still got the Yellow symbol...
Guys, the addpocalypse isn't over yet!
Part 3: Conclusion
Well!!
What is my problem!? I'm a small YouTuber
This does not influence me, I don't see what is the stress
Right?
WRONG!
Moving on, the video had those likes and etc.
But this is the thing, this is macabre guys!
We received fame with a corpse
This is horrible and macabre
And it shows how much scruples he does not have
Forget it, hes zero!
Suicide is something very serious!
I knew someone who had some major problems
That could originate suicide
And I was always there to help, and I do not say this to brag
I'm telling you this so you do the same! To help!
I'm going to leave some contacts in the description
Various Portuguese entities (In English I put some international links)
So please share this information and if you have somebody with this problems
Give them you'r support, it's totally worth it!
If you that watching this video
Have this type of issues, your life is to much important!
Don't throw it away, you only live once...
You won't live more than once, believe it.
And there is always hope... Now taking this away from us...
But please don't forget the message and share it
But well, let's move one... This is just one more
Problem that YouTube has
And this made me remember other things like the addpocalypse with Pewdiepie
Based on false accusations... And everyone suffered with this
Made me remember
The addpocalypse part 2
That everyone also suffered
Now comes the new chapter
Which is YouTube protecting
This assholes, these bananas... These motherf...
See the censor?!? I can't even...
As you can see, YouTube protects some and screws the others
And we can see that on the YouTube Rewind
That lady which is the YouTube Director
That controls this sh**, had her wet dream made
Which is to have an TV host right there
And of course it had to have two Viners
I'm not even going to talk about Lele Pons
That is for another video. But yeah she had her wet dream
Let's put all the pretty faces
So we can have the advertisers back
Because that's what we need right? Pretty faces with zero personality
Zero... Zeroo... Zeroo...
You understand? This seems like the hole but it's a zero
With all this said I'm going to rephrase what Emma Blackery said
She was on the Youtube rewind (if you spotted her)
And then she made a video explaining her experience
And needless to say, it was a complete sh*t
Rephrase a bit of what she said
If YouTube no longer wants to know
about the YouTubers with more than 1 Million
Of Subscribers
That are more than 2 thousand at the moment
You think that they want to know about the ones that have...
Like 500?
The only thing that I know is that since I've became a partner
My channel just got dumped
Everything single statistic fell, and you can see that!
Everything is free falling! Can it be my content?
Yeah it can....
But people, this is not normal
Because before I went partner my channel was going skyrocketing very high!
And now it's going down, hitting the bottom, Scratching the sh**!
We could see what this platform was 4 years ago and compare it to the present, we see that it's totally the opposite...
It hurts me to say this, but this is only getting worst...
When is the AmazonTube...
Is ready?
Ohh it will take a little
But well, you understand the idea
Logan Brothers...
Wow... It's getting stronger!
Banana brothers, you can help tons of people, I wont say the contrary
But you guys are screwing up your image and dragging the YouTube one as well
Well guys! The video ended in a sad note
It started funny but it ended in a sad way
I'm sorry for that but, these things need to be talked
And I thought that this was the best format to do so
I hope you liked the video, if you did don't forget to put up a like and also subscribe
Because more videos like this will come
Guys, the next episode of the Dumb C*nt saga will be different!
It won't contain any alcohol for sure
It will be a surprise but this month the episode wont come out...
Only the next Month, since I'm dealing with some problems
And after I fixed these YouTube will come
More or less with 2 videos per week...
I hope so... But one will get uploaded! At least one!
Cap. Mour and wHiimaZ will be in more videos, let this be clear
And it's all guys! Until the next one, stay well!
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