Waching daily Nov 1 2018

Hello mates, my name is Risk

and welcome back to another episode of "The Witch's House"

finally an episode where all the reactions are finally just

a first-time reaction rather than..

second time reaction

And I also figured out what stopped recording last time because

I don't know if it's because of the nature of the game

But I can't really click on the keyboard to start the game

So I had to click with the mouse maybe trying to click on the keyboard

was somehow still selecting the stop recording button

I don't know if that makes sense

but I just stopped recording before starting to record.

So I almost have this episode delete as well

but

early intervention

is key

Alight, let's move on with the episode

if it's stop recording again. I'm gonna be so mad

Okay last time we did that and we actually enter at a place where we got spaded

Spade it is not really.. we got..

impaled

by spikes

So I wouldn't really like to do that now

I already know this puzzle because this is a very easy puzzle in the original game

as you can see there is

Faces around here

but go to a place where only one eye is open and that place is only here.

I think

Wow! That's another mouth. Let me crawl into it.

Hey, what are you looking at? I saw that eye looking at me

Okay

Spikes

yep, that's..

That's that.

Now wouldn't you just be able to poke your head through the mouth

And see if there is spikes or like try and hear out?

I don't know but it makes sense to me.

I think this girl is a hack

Just kidding

Oh, I remember that

Don't worry. I'll take care of that

all I know is that

this soldier somehow ends up killing you and I wonder how do I..

make him kill me.

interesting

How fake is it? Is the question

Okay.

There is music box but, let's read the note

Okay

Let's play it

I'm probably gonna die because the key is missing, right?

Let's try it out.

Wow, he just straight-up shot me with a fake gun

Meaning that my death is only in my imagination

Meaning that her dying is more psychological

So she's kind of just overreacting he didn't actually shoot her.

I guess what we got to do is find the wind key

for the box.

Place it in there and we're good

We have to make 4 different sounds in different rooms, right?

That's one.

Oh, there is a diary here

Okay

I mean the X meaning is kind of prominent

When you say "I fed them all to the house"

So what did you do to them that they agreed to be fed into the house?

Let me tell you, you kill them

Alright. Hey! Jack-in-the-box came back

Can you open up please?

I guess once I'm done I go back to Jack in a box

But for now, we just have to keep on wandering around

What is this room?

Okay, so play..

Play the box with a 12?

what's on 12?

Queen

Okay

hit that one too doesn't make much of a sound

Okay, so what do I do?

The door won't open, I don't know we'll have to keep on looking I think.

Hey what happened to my eyes?

Interesting. I mean I can't see their eye color

Do I just try and go where they're facing?

Yeah, let's try and pull it

I'm a quite a beautiful painting

Okay, so I've gotta get the music sheet and I'm gonna get out.

Let me just pull this out

What does it say?

oh, okay, I'm gonna destroy the painting

There you go

Don't mess with me dummy.

The painting is now gone and we have the music sheet. So maybe..

Maybe that is for the music box.

Just a thought.

I guess not?

The painting is gone.

Why did I hit it like that?

Keep on hitting it

Yeah, there you go, okay, so I guess they looked at the music sheet

notes?

I guess that's what happened.

Look at this fancy room.

What does it say?

A grand clock

Thank you.

Thank you for the turnkey

What happened if I got that wrong?

Oh I wonder. Alright. I'm gonna insert the Queen key into the..

There you go

In the previous section, I can't die their faces just become red.

That's it

There you go

Now I think I can make sound with a jack in a box?

Is it gonna work now?

Here I have a music sheet I guess

I don't know

but guys if you want to see more of this game let's shoot for around 200 likes if we reach

Anywhere around that

I'll definitely continue playing more

Of "The Witch's House"

I can go forward? What?

I didn't know that

That was a very quick it's like played a bit *Ded*

So don't worry about that. I have a music sheet

So I guess I can do that. There you go

place sheet of music

Now play the piano, okay

Oh, wow. What a beautiful melody

Maybe the sheet really did make it better.

So I just place the music sheet and let it play by itself.

That's my song!

A King key?

What for?

Where do I place the King key? It's locked

okay?

So far. This is the third room right?

Eye studies?

No, thank you. So we have..

three bonfires lit up or torches.

Yeah three torches lit up

do you switch it with a Queen's key?

Oh no, I saw the woman in the painting she's still not dead I'm out of here

Okay, so it has to do something with this room.

It just has to

There you go just place the King key to it and it's gonna make sound

You cannot reach the clock.

seriously, you actually need a chair? You are that small?

I can't believe you are that small

not kinky

King key

or you heard somebody's skull crack. I mean it sounds similar.

It sounds very similar guys come on, this game is sinister

Wait, is there a head on it now?

Yeah, but like was this..

top Lily was always there? It seems like there is a head in there

Let me save my video game

No, no, he has like small handguns in his legs

he's gonna shoot me as soon as I go

Okay

Alright, let's go I guess

What is this?

Let's talk to it

your ring?

Also, you know already in the original game but look at the wall over there..

it's pretty shattered

There you go. Is that your ring or is that some sort of an easter egg room?

let's have a little read

Is that all?

Yep

Okay, so I guess people

Dislike you because of your illness.

Oh, we gotta find the ring

To progress..

I guess somebody else tried playing the piano

Jeez what.. a fireplace?

You gotta be crazy if you think I'm going down there

You gotta be crazy if you think I'm gonna descend down a fireplace

You gotta be crazy if you think* I'm gonna go over here to the right

There is this room now open the door!

I think I remember this part.

What is it?

Okay, let's take it

cool

now

It's said in the ribs.

So keep an eye out for that

There is something here in the boiling pot so we can stop the fire

"A heated pot" now, we open the lid

and then we search inside

so you use the gold chopsticks

there you go

Okay cool

There is a note here on the table

okay

Get off of me

Okay, so where were they last time? I think they were in the skeleton skull

I'm pretty sure they were in the skeleton skull

in the eye socket. Yes.

There you go. Mr. Skeleton

You have a problem with that sir?

"A pile of skeletons" that's what I thought

I'm a nice person you know that

Watch out! There is a..

Watch out!

That went right through my head. In their ribs.

there you go. Thank you so much for the chopsticks. I appreciate that

Na, you're not gonna kill me, don't do things.

There you go.

I don't remember how long this game is

to be honest with you

but we have made a lot of progress so far

What? I want to see what happens.

I really want to see who comes out

Who was that?

and he doesn't sound happy

He's mad I took his golden chopsticks. I'm out of here

Okay, I heard him open the door and walk up to the fireplace

I thought he's gonna start llitting it up

That was..

almost scary guys.

Alright on to the next section we go

here or have your stupid Pig ring.

Wait, why is it a pig ring?

I'm a pig so I get a pig ring.

Yeah, get out of here. I'm outta here

Oink

Well..

Oops

She wanted a ring not me.

You know, I already well aware of the dangers of this place.

Stop!

Wait who attacked me? What was that?

So why doesn't look like there is light outside?

I don't know.

Okay

What's next?" pick up doll" we're missing a doll I think

Gonna pick up this doll, I'm gonna move it over here

We're gonna pick up this doll.

I'm gonna move it to the blue

Then I'm gonna pick up this doll and I'm gonna move it to the green

Then we have the place ready for the red doll

But again

I think we're missing uh, oh no, we don't. "you heard something unlock"

Hey, why are you all looking at me for? I saw you looking at me.

This place.

Okay

You know, I'm a pretty good gardener and I recognize..

Flowers that need plucking. So let's pluck them out.

Can I not pluck him?

I can't pluck him.

Oh look at that flowers sitting around talking

Wow

Alright.

Let's touch it

Dinner time!

What does it say?

Interesting.

Oh the room here.

with a bloody witch's diary, let's read it!

Hey, that sounds a lot like me.

That sounds exactly like me

Alright

Interesting

Let's out of here.

Let's get out of here

Is there something over here? Look under table.

Cool, now everything is bloody.

What's right here though?

kill it!

Oh my god one of the..

one of the vines went through my eye hole

oh my god

Okay

Interesting

I don't.

Well open the cage

Okay

There's the red weed

Could we neither both?

Okay

So..

Cutting it up or uproot it.

I think..

I don't know, uprooting it?

Uprooting it sounds right.

Alright, what's over here?

Alright.

So I think we're just gonna go kill the flower now

Cross-examining their..

Stuff I think the proper way

would be to pluck

Right?

Uproot or pluck

let's try uprooting it.

Okay I believe it's pluck then.

There you go

That's not medicine is it?

Hold up I think I need to give it to them

flower petals.

No?

*Happy Flower*

They're all jumping from joy

Hey, sir, I have some white pollen

Watch out! It may be medicine or death!

You don't have mayonnaise?

You want to smoke some weed?

I think it's an invisible bird!

What's up ahead?

Don't tell me what to do..

Guys if you want to support the channel so I can keep making videos

you can do so on my Patreon page

There is a card info on the top right corner of the screen

to take you to my Patreon page

and even if you end up supporting with the $1

It would really help me out.

So thank you so much for watching the video.

Subscribe if you're new to the channel

and I'll see you guys in the next episode.

Buh-bye!

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Lifelight Lyrics [CC] Hype Music Video | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Duration: 3:23.

[HYPE]

Colors weave into a spire of flame

Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed

Bear this torch against the cold of the night

Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day, when the sky fell away

Our world came to an end

In our eyes did it fading sunrise in the dark glimmering shadows

Silence grows in the spaces between

stretching out, beyond time

Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice, flickering through the void

These little sparks cling onto life, everyone caught in this struggle

and then the storms of change, they fan the flames, scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light

Gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight

No escape, no greater fate to be made

In the end the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame

Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed

Bear this torch against the cold of the night

Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

As fate spins, a thread without end

New life draws it's first breath

Blossoming, in the soil reclaimed from the past

Where destiny holds fast

Here where we stand, hand clenched in hand

Everyone caught in this struggle

This is day we finally find a way

Stepping into our tomorrow

Every soul contains a whisper of light

Growing louder as it calls to unite

From a distance sings a chorus of souls

Rising slowly, stirring heat from the coals

Colors weave into a spire of flame

Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed

Bear this torch against the cold of the night

Light will guide you on your way to the ultimate fight

Every soul contains a whisper of light

Growing louder as it calls to unite

From a distance sings a chorus of souls...

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NÃO ESPERAVA GOSTAR TANTO DE VOCÊ | Copenhagem | O Poder da Gravata - Duration: 2:52.

Let's be honest.

I didn't come here to see you.

I came here to see her.

You were far from my most desired destinations.

I believe it'll take a long time for me to consider to come here to see you.

But she was here.

And I was missing here so much.

As I was hoping for, she took me to your most secret places and told me your most unusual stories.

She knows a lot about you.

"This is one of the nicest places in the whole world."

And being here reminded me how wonderful is living a light, unpretentious and real friendship.

She was part of one of the most challenges years I had, but the one I allowed myself to live different things.

She makes me think that Poland is almost the same country as Brazil...

...and reminds me that spontaneity is something we have to cultivate every day.

And I felt in love for you.

I don't know if I would consider you to be my next home, but you have a charm I didn't know that exists.

So organised and lots of polite people.

And besides that, I was lucky enough to be here in the last days of summer..

...to keep company for so many miles of cycling that we ride around you.

I confess I was a little jealous about this part.

I would love to live in a place that I could do everything cycling just for 20 or 30 minutes.

Besides her, I also met her.

One more person to keep in that special place in my heart.

You surprised me, Copenhagen.

I wasn't expecting to like you so much.

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J'AI FÊTÉ HALLOWEEN AUX ÉTATS-UNIS - Duration: 5:34.

Don't wake up Michael Jackson

Okay

I added some final details

I just started over because

I did it at noon the first time

So I had to do it again, we're gonna scare people now

and go trick or treat

Let's go! I had to wait 19 years to do this..

We're not in France here

It's pretty crazy because everyone is doing it

and everyone uh

yeah everyone does it, it's so cool

This house

I love them

It looks like a video game or a movie

That's so good

It's everywhere guys

I'm proud of me lol

It's funny to scare people you know

Especially the American's reactions

like "holy shit"

It's different, and fun

We're the day after

You can see I still have some makeup that doesn't go off

on my face but

it was cool

Like I said it's very different than in France

because here they celebrate it, simply

and I really enjoyed doing this here

It's so special and I'll remember it all my life

so yeah

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you can check my pictures and stories of my journey here

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you can also like the video and comment

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Take it easy!

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Dr. Responde #35 - Existe relação entre pressão arterial e a pressão intra-ocular? #RadioExcelsior - Duration: 3:39.

Is there any relation between blood pressure and intra ocular pressure?

Is there a deadline to blindness or each case is singular?

Cesar, that´s wonderfull you came with this subject

because I´m scholar of this matter, of side effects

to take advantage of these side effects

in benefit of patient life quality.

So, recently we observed in practice

something that was already written in literature since 2000.

It started being studied in 2000

but this medical knoledge was pursued further, and had already been positioned

in a very extended bibliografic review since 2017,

that is the case of a person with high blood pressure and also with glaucoma

I bring the practical point of view. I´ll get your answer later.

A person who has high blood pressure

and uses losartan or olmesartan

has more protection against glaucoma

This is very well-written in the literature

And today I´ve been using this knoledge

trying to reduce eye drops quantity the patient uses.

To minimise eye drops addiction

therefore improve the quality of life.

You can imagine an elderly, usually with high blood pressure,

taking medicin for blood pressure, for diabetes,

uses a lot of medications.

Imagine he/she has a medication high cost.

Although the government support this glaucoma treatment medication

the cost is very high.

And we know it comes from our pockets

Moreover, this is a great opportunity to say it publicly,

but we, me and Dr. Ricardo, developed a mindset

as long as we spend long time debating hard clinical cases.

You know, doctor´s life runs about talking about diagnosis and diagnosis difficulty, treatment.

And we developed a peculiar glaucoma mindset

based on our experience.

We built the diagnosis and today we can use technology

in benefit of the patient.

With this new technology, the Optical Coherence Tomography,

we can get a great ally to diagnose earlier the disease.

Including differentiated diagnosis

Right now we are writting some papers

4 in total.

Till the end of this year

this material will be published

showing our laser match technique to treat glaucoma.

It will reduce eye drops addiction.

We know eye drops are excellent drugs

they are great allies in glaucoma treatment.

But we know laser can interfere decisively

in this evolution.

Because we can change the anatomy

As a matter of fact, more that we can see of a patient with glaucoma

is due to the anatomy. Due to the anatomic variation.

And it is very peculiar

Ricardo and I, we were able to make this evolution.

Who knows, maybe in a future we may have some good news in scientific part as well.

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Robocallers Could Be In Legal Trouble For Harassing Citizens - Duration: 7:55.

There are few things in life more just irritating than getting massive robocalls constantly

or those unwanted corporate text messages because you may or may not have accidentally

opted into to them, or, as is the case most of the time, a company just got a hold of

your cell phone number and decided to add you to a list, or sell it to another company

who is going to add you to their list, and so on and so forth.

These calls can be irritating, they can be annoying, but more importantly, they can also

be illegal.

Joining me now to talk about this is Scott Hardy from Top Class Actions.

Scott, recently there was actually a settlement with Jenny Craig.

They were doing these robocalls and text messages, basically annoying people at any possible

opportunity, but doing so was actually a violation of the law.

Tell us what happened with this Jenny Craig text message class action that happened here.

Absolutely yeah, the Jenny Craig class action settlement alleges that Jenny Craig violated

the TCPA Act, the Telephone Consumer Protection Act.

And this is what is supposed to protect us, the consumers from getting blasted on our

cell phones via text messages, via phone calls from marketers.

Now of course, there are lots of shady people still doing this, and we see lots of class

actions.

And the interesting thing is that if someone is found guilty, if a business is found guilty

of violated the TCPA law, then they could be held liable for up to $515 per violation.

So these are big dollar violations, which is why when a company is caught, we typically

see these settled fairly quickly as in this $3 million Jenny Craig text message class

action settlement.

So what kinds of people would be illegible for this settlement?

Who was targeted with these text messages here?

So anyone who received a text message from Jenny Craig will be able to participate in

this class action settlement, you want to check out the settlement documentation, go

to the settlement administrator's website through Top Class Actions and you'll be able

to see if you qualify.

What's really interesting, and it's super duper important, as with any class action

settlement is that you submit your claim.

If you don't submit your claim and then you wait a few months and found out, oh, actually

I did qualify for that settlement, sorry you're out, you're probably not going to go and get

any money.

But this settlement is especially interesting because there's no set dollar amount per claimant,

which means that the $3 million settlement will be divided amongst all claimants equally.

And so, after they go ahead and withdraw the attorney's fees and the settlement administrator's

fees the pot will be divided by all claimants equally.

So it could be a significant payout.

We typically see TCPA class action settlements, these unwanted text messages, unwanted phone

calls, text messages, these settlements can pay out anywhere from 50, we've seen them

pay out over $400 per claim.

And so they're not pennies that you're going to get back, most likely, you want to make

sure to submit your claim, if you qualify, to get something back that could be quite

significant.

And that's just for this one settlement here.

There's other lawsuits taking place at the moment for similar things.

There's one right now, against ADT, one of the claimants of this one actually had more

than 400 robocalls to his cellphone just from ADT.

So this seems like a pattern of behavior that's starting to develop amongst corporations here

in the United States, it's let's annoy the heck out of them, let's keep calling, let's

keep texting, and then, oh, wait, we're not allowed to do that, oh, we didn't realize

that at the time.

This ADT story seems like one of the stories.

This is absolute, I mean borderline harassment of this poor guy who got over 400 calls from

this company.

Very much so.

And we see that all the time with these robocalls, robo dialers that are going out there and

just calling people, dozens, or in this case hundreds of times, but the attorneys handling

these cases are very aggressive.

Now, we want to make sure, you'll see a lot of times when you get phone calls now that

it might be a fake number that's been generated, but attorneys are actively trying to dig in

to find out who is behind the actual marketing for these phone calls.

And because it's all done through a computer it's really easy to track, who is impacted,

who should actually be able to make a claim.

And we've got multiple spam text messages, unsolicited phone call class action settlements

that are alive right now in Top Class Action that are open for claims, and we had a big

one, the Carnival Cruise class action that's going through appeals.

It's going to be delayed for a bit for payments, but many of these settlements, all you do

is you go online, you submit your phone number, and it'll tell you whether you were called

or not, and so they try to make it as easy as possible to submit your claim to make sure

that you can get paid if you are impacted.

And it's interesting you point that out because one of the things that does happen a lot is

they start using these spoofing scams too with this-

Right.

Is they'll make it look like it's a local number calling, you say oh well I don't know

who this is but they're local, maybe it's my kids school, maybe it's the doctor's office,

maybe it's the mechanic that I took my car to the other day, maybe it's something I need

to take.

So they fool you into taking these phone calls.

I cannot tell you how many times over the last year I've gotten phone calls from people

that I don't know and they'll say, "Hey, I've just got a call from your number, why did

you call me?"

Well I didn't, but my number just happens to be one that is spoofed very frequently

for some reason.

I'm lucky enough to be that guy.

So I always get calls-

Oh no.

From people saying, "Did you just call me?"

And so I've been the other side of the victim here, not necessarily receiving these unwanted

robocalls, but my number happens to be one that gets spoofed a lot.

So that is something that these corporations do, they get your number, they get it from

another company, maybe you've ordered something from Amazon, or Walmart, or Target Online,

you have to put in your phone number, they can then go and sell it, they're not supposed

to, but they do.

Third parties love to scoop up these cell phones, even donating to the political campaigns,

they go out and sell your phone numbers as well and that's what can lead to some of these

instances here with these robocalls and text messages, correct?

Correct, and something that's important to note, especially right now as we have our

election date coming up, is that most fundraisers or, if you get those robocalls, there is a

loophole in the TCPA Act, which may not actually hold those people liable.

So if you're getting really annoyed by candidates in your area that are bombasting your phone,

still report it, you can report them through Top Class Actions, but we need to see if we

can close that loophole and go after those guys too, because I don't need to be told

15 times to vote for one person.

Yes.

It's just insane.

Yeah, I'm with you on that because I'm getting text messages from candidates who I wouldn't

even dream of supporting asking if I can count on their support in the midterms.

The answer, in case any of them are watching, no, no you can't.

But Scott Hardy, we've got lots of information on topclassactions.com, available for people

who may qualify for any of these settlements or class actions happening.

So thank you very much for telling us this story today.

Thank you Farron.

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BLACK OPS 4 : PRESENTATION OF ALL SPECIALISTS ! - Duration: 5:09.

guys whose code name is Ruin

with the grappling gun you become Tarzan you can quickly cross

the environment a successful gravitational shock eliminates all the enemies that get

finds in its blast radius a name as nagging as the guy who goes with

now it's going to bleed your code name it's Seraph

the anihilator fires large caliber bullets to penetrate enhance a

most devastating revolver we place a tactical beacon where we want and our

squad redeploys this place yeah it's going a deploys a tactical tag in

enemy territory and had finished the job with handguns and returned there if

need

you seem to be firing so your code name is Firebreak the purifier is

a flamethrower on the menu is skewer of enemies version

charred the core of reactors emits deadly radiation even through

the walls do not want the blocking of areas here is good must you take it well

in hand otherwise risk of going up in smoke

inflated to block your code name it's Battery war machine launch

bouncing grenades nothing like against the enemies who are being smeared the grenade

scatter sticks to a surface and when the explosion goes off it does it all

full of baby pomegranate is a soldier more one

train more you progress, go back to it. Hey, Prophet!

it's really biblical like name storm electrocute the enemy on contact then

toast his boyfriends at the electric researcher mine finds

the closest enemy and paralyzes it in contact it has played must be thrifty

in life several dead at a stroke

you're going to be laughing at your code name it's Nomad serial mines rereading

some and that's defensive perimeter at a glance

geno the canine unit of attack she's watching your back where a point

precise tough dog keys and bombs available eh well ben so

the enemy really has no chance Recon and yeah that's your code name or

that it is the detector allows to reveal the movements of the forces

enemies the visual impulse reveals the position of enemy to you even you are to

your squad is useful to lead a surprise attack in pincers your

job is the reco the reco it's the knowledge so the power

your code name is Torque you want to slow down the enemy barbed wire

There's nothing like my dear since the great war the barricade unfolds

on the same principle as barbed wire but with microwave one

special human toaster a must-have tool

eh mec Crash it's not just a code name it's a way of being

the tac 5 heals and increases the maximum health of all the squad the pack

assault filled ammunition stockpiles

Crash has more health a munition my big so obviously they love it in

unpick

and what is Ajax your code name they had smoked your parents the flash grenades

the more you wait to throw it the more you will have explosion it blind and dizzy

the enemy of ballistic shields to his own weapons placement and can

to expand to cover you is very heavy

technique and experience increases your chances of survival

Ajax

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Legacies 1x02 Inside "Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn" (HD) The Originals spinoff - Duration: 2:07.

(whistle blown)

- [Lizzie] It's game day!

(crowd cheers) (marching band playing)

- Okay, welcome to Legacies,

season one,

episode previews.

This is our first one,

we're very excited to be here.

And we wanna talk about episode number two.

Which is "Some People Just Wanna Watch The World Burn."

- Let's have a good, clean, entirely uneventful, game.

- Like we do every year when we beat your asses down.

- We are hosting

the Annual Mystic Falls High School, Salvatore School,

team flag football charity match up.

- I mean, it's a joke anyways.

We can't use our powers, so we suck.

- Exactly, which is a normal school

for troubled rich kids thing to do.

- The singular rule of the Salvatore School

is do not draw attention to yourself.

Hide in plain sight.

- Run around, make it look like you know what you're doing,

then fail.

(clap)

- And these kids are exceptional, so it's basically saying,

"Don't be yourself" in many ways.

- [Julie] There's just only so much you can put up with

when you are Lizzie Saltzman.

- [Brett] It's gonna get messy.

- (laughs). - It's gonna get really messy.

- New plan.

Let's burn these bitches to the ground.

- You going after Landon.

I'm going with you.

- You should stay out of it.

He's a liar, and a thief.

- Last we saw Landon Kirby

had taken off with a mysterious knife,

and ended up somehow incinerating a bus full of people.

- [Hope] I don't know why he's still out here.

He has a whole day's lead on us.

He could be anywhere.

- Maybe 'cause he doesn't have a reason to run.

- Logic that would be perfectly believable

if he hadn't, you know, ran.

- This episode goes to the, I think,

the whole premise of the series in many ways.

Which is where are these kids gonna land

in the world of hero/villain.

Hope has such a close relationship with Landon.

Obviously feels a deep connection to him.

And as the last episode ended,

she

turned pretty hard.

And so, she's out to seek

revenge.

- Yeah,

I've been at the school for two days,

and I've already heard all about Hope Mikaelson

and her sunny disposition.

(mysterious music)

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Man Canceled Wedding 3 Times (Full Episode) | Couples Court - Duration: 16:37.

This is Couples Court With the Cutlers.

This is the case of Harrison V Jones.

Y'all are dating. You've been

dating for seven years now and been engaged for two and a half years.

Is that correct?

Yes, your honor.

Yes.

All right, Miss Harrison, why have you brought your fiance to court today?

I brought him to court today

because he's canceled the wedding three times

I'm ready for us to move forward. I'm not cheating on him.

I feel like he's accusing me of cheating because

he wants to keep procrastinating the process of doing that.

And today I just want to prove it to him that I'm not cheating.

And when he's ready, we can continue to do this.

Okay, so you're here

to prove you innocence.

Yes, ma'am.

And your'e giving him his ring back,

until he accepts that.

JASMYNE: Yes.

DANA: Wow!

Mr. Jones, why are you here today?

I'm here today to

really find out if she really cheated or not.

And maybe after that, we can move forward.

All right. So, you've canceled your wedding three times

because you believe she's cheating.

Yes.

And if you find out that she is cheating?

That's it. I can't marry nobody that's cheating on me. I mean...

So, we've got a wedding on the line here.

Yes.

I mean, not just we're not getting married, our relationship is on the line.

We have three children together.

DANA: Okay.

Wow. We're talking about a family. Okay.

You've got a lot of time invested in your relationship,

you've got three kids, so I know there's some happy times.

KEITH: Tell us about the happy times.

I remember, we were at our mom's house, our son was about to be born.

JASMYNE: He's got the kids together, we had fun.

That was the first time he had said that he loved me in front of everyone.

He made me feel like this is what he wanted.

At that moment, I knew, okay, I'm gonna marry him, we're gonna do this.

We're gonna be together for a long time.

It's just his whole thing about me being with other people.

Mr. Jones, how did you know this was the woman for you?

We met each other around 2007,

and from that day, I knew, okay, this is the one I wanted

We started getting serious.

I had cooked her a nice surf and turf dinner.

Okay. You know there ain't anything sexier than a man in the kitchen.

You do know that, right?

I know.

You know, we sat down, we ate, we talked, we vibed,

You know, it was nice. I love her.

Do you still get butterflies when you look at her?

(CHUCKLING)

Yeah.

Already he's blushing.

(EXCLAIMING)

It's all good.

It's all good.

It's all good. There's no shame in your game.

Yeah. Butterflies. Ain't that all about butterflies?

So, Miss Harrison, because of the canceled wedding three times,

you brought a law suit against Mr. Jones. Correct?

Yes.

And what are you claiming in your law suit?

For the reception, we put a deposit of $400

and it was non-refundable.

At the last minute, he decided to tell me that

he no longer wanted to do it because needed more time.

Your honor, yes, I canceled it,

but that money came out of both our account. So, just as well, it was

some of her money that went to it,

it was, as well as my money that went towards it.

And you believe you're entitled to that money back

because he canceled the wedding?

I could have used that on our children,

And how much did you put now?

$400.

Four hundred dollars. Do you have a receipt?

JASMYNE: Yes.

Your honor, as well-

Your honor.

She say that that's just her money?

But no, both of our money go into our account.

It's my money if you're gonna keep backing out.

I can't-- We--

I-I don't know...

Can't keep shelling out money for deposit.

KEITH: Mr. Jones.

I don't--

Okay.

Mr. Jones, the name on the receipt says Jasmyne Harrison

Yes, because she took care of it.

She put the deposit down, but--

But it came out of our money. It came out of our account.

All right, we're gonna talk about the law suit in a minute.

Right now, tell me why you believe she's cheating you?

We went to the grocery store one time.

She told me, she was going in to get one thing specific thing,

come right out.

Before that, this boy walked up that like her,

that used to like her, whatever the case was.

She tell me, oh, you know, that's him right there.

So they both walk into the store,

it was supposed to be in and out thing.

One thing, in and out. Okay.

She was in there a little too long.

I parked in the handicap spot they got in front of the store, I got out the car.

What did you see when you went in the store?

In terms of their interaction.

I went in, she's walking... She walked through the aisle he was,

back around like she's trying to be seen by him.

What does that look like? I don't even know what that means.

Okay.

Go to the back of the courtroom and show me what that looks like.

Show me what she did.

Okay. I'm-I'm looking here.

I go over here and look here, I go closer to him, I look here.

Just like I don't know what I'm looking for.

Or, like I can't find what I'm looking for.

All right, Mr. Jones says he felt she was trying to be noticed. Yeah.

KEITH: What else did you see?

DANA: Did you see him walking?

He was doing nothing.

There was nothing about that that the baby think bad.

And it does. Exactly what he did is what I was doing.

ISMAIL: I'm telling you guys--

I'm looking for something and I didn't know where it was.

All right, Miss Harrison, would you show me what you were doing?

I need Mr. Cutler to see this.

I go, I'm looking on the shelf. That's not here.

So, okay. So I'm going to the next aisle, I'm looking on the shelf.

So, you're going back and forth between the cases.

You don't have to go back and forth.

You can look at this aisle or look at this aisle,

and see what you have on--

That's a man shopping. That ain't a woman shopping. That's a man shopping.

I'm just telling you. I know we hear a lot about women's intuition.

Men know when women are trying to be noticed.

I'm just telling you that.

How you know that?

Just trust me, I know.

All right.

All right. I'ma... I'ma have to go with that.

Okay, let me just say this.

Tell me that there's more to this story

than the chip aisle, that, that ring is sitting over there

and you didn't cancel the wedding three times.

There's got to be more to this than that.

JASMYNE: Right.

AUDIENCE: Oh!

Oh. What've we got? What've we got?

Oh. What've got? What've got?

Look how big this is?

Look at this.

DANA: Where'd you get those?

KEITH: Where did those come from?

ISMAIL: My house.

DANA: Your house?

ISMAIL: Yes.

You lost weight?

You lost weight.

DANA: You lose weight.

I'm trying to gain weight.

ISMAIL: But, um--

Yeah, what happened?

I come home from work one day, I see the shorts in front of the door, I'm like, okay,

what these shorts doing here?

Okay. Wait. In front of the door, like, which side of the door?

(ISMAIL CHUCKLING)

In front of our bedroom door?

DANA: So, was the bedroom door open or closed?

IAMAIL: It was open.

So, like it's sitting there. Like, somebody threw 'em there?

Like, on the floor, yes.

And those aren't yours?

(MUMBLING) Your honor.

DANA: I'm just trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Does anybody else live in the home?

ISMAIL: Just me, her, and kids.

Okay--

None of your kids are big enough to wear those shorts?

Ron, would you please get those shorts, please?

Sure, Your Honor.

ISMAIL: No, they're not.

Those pants,

before we moved in, he had a cousin as a room mate.

His cousin is now deceased.

We're cleaning out the house from when two other people used to live with him.

And they were room mates, and we're still finding things.

JASMYNE: We still have things of your grandmother--

DANA: It's a size 40.

How long have you been living in the house?

I move in the house February of 2015.

ISMAIL: Fifteen.

When did find these shorts?

December, November of '16?

DANA: More than a year later.

Where exactly did you find these?

When we clean the house out from the people that used to live there.

Okay, when did you clean the house out from the people that used to live there?

We can't answer that question because we're still cleaning the house after the people

who use to live there.

DANA: Okay.

But, Your Honor, if we're cleaning the house out,

and why are they out? Like, how'd they get out?

DANA: All right.

You believe these shorts

are the shorts of a man that she's sleeping with.

You believe that?

Yes. I believe that.

She used to date big guys and she telling me,

she's attracted to big guys.

Did you tell him you liked big boys?

That was a long time ago.

You liked it--

How long was the long the ago?

That was, like, high school. I was attracted to the line-backer type.

All right. So, here's my question.

Has his suspicion of you caused him to do anything crazy?

Yes.

DANA: Tell me what that looked like?

We both have iPhones.

iPhone comes with the feature of GPS,

which initially was turned on.

So we can know where each other is.

He travels back and forth to work.

He takes advantage of the GPS and tracks where I am.

ISMAIL: So, what is--

I go to my mother's house one day,

and he asked me where I am. You know where I am. GPS is on.

So, that's not good enough for you. I turn it off.

He shows up to my mom's house just to make sure I'm there.

While were there, my teenage brothers and sisters... I'm the oldest.

Everyone's at my mom's house, she's cooking.

So, it's my brothers, their friends, and their friends' friends,

so which one of 'em you sleeping with?

All under the age of 16.

I did not come out and say which one of them are you sleeping with.

All right. What did you say?

I said, which one them is here for you?

AUDIENCE: Exclaiming.

So, what did you say to that?

All of 'em.

I had to be sarcastic not to get my feelings hurt.

This is hurting. Tell him how that makes you feel?

It is. It makes me like you don't see any worth in me

to feel like I would give myself away to anyone else

when I'm trying to give myself to you.

Mr. Jones, do you have anything else

that will cause you to believe that she is cheating?

She used to be attracted to women, so...

I don't even know if she's attracted to women than to men.

That's a negative. Because if I was attracted to women

that is where I would be.

Well, no. Listen...

Well, let me ask, let me ask. Have you dated women in the past?

Yes, Your Honor.

She tells me, Your Honor, that she's now more attracted to women than to me,

but to other men. So that tells me, right?

That he's the only one in the world that I want to be with.

That's what I said.

Yeah.

Well, I saw some facebook messages from a guy that she was,

she said she didn't date him.

But they were just messing around, they were talking.

Then all of a sudden,

this guy guesses about my job,

and I know him, I know him from somewhere.

I'm like I can't put my finger on it.

She sees him, she tells me that's the guy,

so, all of a sudden, she say

we only had sex one time.

Maybe we chilled more than once.

No. Yes, this one guy I did meet him,

we only had relations once.

And we hung out a few times.

I don't feel you can question what I've done when we weren't together.

I don't question what you have done when we weren't together.

Okay, so are you worried that she's still messing with him?

Not particularly him.

Okay.

Well... Well, who?

I don't know who.

All right. Right now, I wanna talk about love suit.

And let me make sure I got everything.

Uh, you say that she's received facebook messages from a guy,

you go to a grocery store,

and she's walking around like she wants to be seen by this ex-boyfriend,

uh, you find cargo shorts

on the floor, outside the bedroom in your home

and the cargo shorts don't fit you.

And because of all of this, you think she's cheating.

Yes.

And Miss Harrison, you say you're not cheating.

No.

You want to be his wife.

Yes.

Badly. Like, seriously, like

that's all I've been talking about since we first met.

All right, to get to the bottom of this,

the court has engaged the services of a licensed private investigator.

Ron, would please escort Mr. Echols into the courtroom?

Yes, Your Honor.

You're a licensed private investigator.

What is the strangest place that you've ever caught someone cheating?

Oh, well. The strangest place that I've caught someone cheating, I would say,

would be a park.

They were engaged in intercourse outside of the park. Yes.

Wow. Wow.

(CHUCKLING)

Well, the question is, what did you do to investigate today's case?

Well, today's case what I did, I went undercover,

and I posed as a person who was cheating,

coming to court, and I was actually

in a room with Miss Harrison.

KEITH: Do you recognize this man?

I do.

Okay, so...

So were undercover, she didn't know who you were.

ECHOLS: She did not know who I was.

So, how does going undercover

help you to get to the bottom of what you're trying to get to the bottom of?

Well, going undercover, Your Honor, for me,

uh, it helps me to engage in conversation with the individual.

Uh, look at body language,

see how their tone changes when they're talking to me.

Read their behavior. But also, I befriend them.

I let them think that I'm there for the same reason that they're there for.

KEITH: And they kinda let their guard down.

So, they kinda let their guard down to give me an opportunity to talk.

So you try to catch them in a lie or to admit things?

I try to catch them in a lie and to admit the purpose of, if she was cheating or not.

DANA: Ah.

So what did you discover in this particular case?

Well, Your Honor, I do have a video

that I brought as evidence.

KEITH: All right.

DANA: Let's look at that.

If you want to take it there, then probably I have cheated.

But I was honest about it. He knows about it.

It was with an ex of mine,

she called, we were friends and I told her

I was like, you know what... Maybe if I wasn't with him

we probably would try to be in a relationship again.

So, you did cheat once on him.

I guess you can, yeah. 'Cause it was a mental thing.

And I did take it there mentally, yes.

What did she do mentally?

Well, uh, Miss Harrison has levels of cheating.

If you mentally, uh, engage that you want to be with somebody,

then she believes that it's cheating.

And what she said there, was there was a mental,

um, situation with her and another female.

However, Your Honors, she did say that

her fiance, her boyfriend was aware of it.

DANA: Okay.

So, you're saying there was never any physical contact now.

This lady, the only thing was there was an emotional bond.

Yes.

So, Mr. Echols.

Yes, Your Honor.

Were you able to find out if there's relationship with,

any further than an emotional or mental connection?

Based on my conversation with Miss Harrison,

I found her to be very forthright,

and in my professional opinion in doing these type of cases in undercover,

she's not cheating with anybody.

I believe the investigator. And we can move past, I mean,

because I really love her, and if she's not really cheating,

then we can really get

I like this part.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

Come here, babe.

ALL: Aww.

Now, Miss Harrison--

I don't want you to take it off anymore.

Oh.

Miss Harrison, in light of himself, you don't take that ring off anymore.

Do you want to continue with your law suit or you want us to dismiss it?

No.

You want us to dismiss it?

Yes.

Your lawsuit is dismissed.

This is the first step to a great beginning for you

and as we always say in this court room,

don't cheat yourself out of a chance

for a great relationship.

Court is adjourned.

Thank you, Your Honor.

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Smartphones Are Driving Everyone Insane (feat. Bo Burnham) - Duration: 18:34.

Oh, the college is even worse now...

because it's always...

We have a student here who's really funny.

So he goes up there and he's just murdering.

He goes, you know, you ain't going to catch that.

Everybody's got them's my yellow sweatpants on.

I said, "I'm drunk, I'm not stupid.

I don't live in Turner Hall."

Turner hall.

This guy is fucking murdering!

I go up there and be like,

"I'm waking up with back pain a lot lately.

The fuck's this dude talking about.

Back pain!

There's a professor. Now that's my shit.

I'm Dan Soder, that's Big Jay Oakerson,

Bo Burnham joining us...

His movie Eighth Grade out now on Blu ray DVD.

On Demand.

On Demand. I'm not going to lie to you.

I haven't seen it, but I'm very excited to see it.

It's all good man.

Got a copy of it... and eighth grade was possibly

one of the worst years of my life

and I've heard that if you had a tough eighth grade year,

-this is the movie to see. -Yeah, whatever.

Black Lou just watched it, loved it,

(crosstalk) said it legit took him back to-

Absolutely, loved it.

I appreciate it man, thank you. Thank you.

...very kind. We don't have to talk about it.

I talk about it all the time, you guys know.

No I'm sure, but I have questioned more

about working with young people like that.

Did you find that... because we always talk...

me, Christine and Dan, when we watch movies

and anytime there's a young person acting...

especially like the law and order's-

Yeah,

Oh that's yeah, like the victim gets...

Yeah it's fucked up. But you're just like...

no I mean the kid themselves, like I bet,

I hate this kid as a real person.

I bet as soon as they yell cut.

She's like, where's my diet Pepsi?

We, for the most part, got like actual real kids

from the middle school that we filmed at.

From the... there's a pool party scene

half of the kids swim at that pool on weekends.

So like they're monsters in their own way-

Yeah.

Which is that they are actually normal

and don't give a fuck about being in a movie.

Since they film themselves all the time.

Did they make you ever feel like...

the thing that would kill me from like a 13 year old

if they were like,

this fucking guy takes things too seriously.

That would hurt me where I'd be like,

"Shut up! No I don't!"

Grab a kid.

We had to tour a bunch of middle schools

and high schools to scout the thing to get locations

where we go through the middle schools

and it'd be like Dennis Rodman in North Korea or something.

Yeah. It felt like

people like coming up to me

and just like touching my clothes and things.

It was like going to the land of the Ewoks.

And then we stepped into our first high school.

We stepped into it and I heard, "Hey Bo Burnham,

I'm funny too, you little bitch."

-Oh dude, that is... -...from down the hallway.

We're like, we're in high school

It was actually incredibly thrilling.

And, and working with middle schoolers was very fun.

Working with the high schoolers was terrifying.

2018's high schoolers

looking you feel like the biggest fucking...

I'm looking at my Adidas pumps that I have on.

I'm like, I'm the biggest fucking tool in the world.

Even what you're describing, I couldn't do it

because well...

all you're doing is you're taking testosterone

with those kids and just amplifying two notches

and they're coming in like, "Fuck you!"

I tell you what though? I remember being young

and always afraid of the older kids

and bigger people when I was little...

I went to the same school.

It was kindergarten through twelfth grade.

K through 12, huh?

I didn't stay the whole time, but I was in it...

K through 12. I didn't stay the whole time.

But I remember when I got to like eighth or ninth grade.

And you were in the different halls?

I had to do something in the halls of the younger grades.

I went over there and made a concerted effort

when a kid walked by I'd be like,

"Move out of the way jerk off."

(crosstalk) and he went, "Fuck you bitch!"

He called my bluff immediately and I was like,

"I can't just hit him in school, he wins."

Like I got kid three grades lower than me.

Which is like, fuck you... what are you telling me?

(inaudible)

I thought he was gonna just cower like you're supposed...

like I would have.

So when you went to...how much in the high schools were you?

We were there only a few days.

Okay. So you were getting out and you were like,

"Last day among these monsters."

But it was beautiful because it was...

we felt like the story we were telling in there,

which is that high school is terrifying from an outsider

from either end. If you're coming from...

if you're looking back or looking forward,

it's, horrifying.

And they're so self possessed now.

They just are cooler than they've ever been-

Because of Instagram. They have hints.

Is that what it is?

Yeah, they're just like really,

literate socially in a very quick way that you're not in on.

Things are so old, so quick for kids now,

that the amount of out of touch you are

is just exponentially bigger, than it would have been.

Like eighties kids relating to nineties kids.

It's like 2012 kids relating to now are-

uh, uh,

Are out of touch.

I'm a 2001 and I'm just gone.

My daughter has a...

she used to have crushes on Vine celebrities.

Yeah.

So when her mom will say something about celebrity

crushes Belle has, I go, "What is it, a Vine celebrity?"

She goes, there is no Vine.

What's the other one? Was it the Periscope?

Yeah, Music.ally, that's another thing.

Those things are huge.

Yeah, it's wild. These kids...

these middle school kids are born 2003.

Jesus.

Two years after 9/11.

It's in the movie actually, but it's in the background.

There is a banner of the Twin Towers.

It's a thing and there is a school like 90 minutes north

and it's like, "Oh that is a historical event for them."

Yeah, that'd be like the way they show like a Washington

crossing the Delaware, on a patch in your life.

Look at that. That happened. They go.

Those used to be the twin towers and you're like, "Oh man.

I remember what my record was on MAD in that year."

I did a spot, the Boston comedy club the night before.

I woke up. Yeah, I was a freshman in college.

And it's weird to think that these kids are just like,

that wasn't even do two years. 2003!

My daughter, my daughter was born in 2002.

Weird. Post 9/11 kids. I'm a Reagan baby.

What's up? Say no to drugs.

Eighth Grade. I'm trying to remember.

Christine said it was a fantastic year for her.

You had a good eighth grade year.

I had a good eighth grade year, yeah.

It was straight south-ola after that was great.

I switched schools, so I went to one school for grammar school

until sixth grade where I got bullied and it was just shitty.

And then I went to this awesome school

for seventh and eighth grade where it was just,

it was like an amazing school experience.

Small classes. The teachers gave a shit.

It was like very community driven.

That's right, yeah. That makes you feel better about yourself.

Yeah. Got my first gay friends.

It is incredible too to see how socially progressive

the schools are,

which I think actually like colors,

the misery of the kids in just a horrible dose of irony.

The fact that like you're walking by a poster

that says like support trans rights

and feel like a piece of shit

you feel like for the first time,

like the administration and the faculty

and your parents are constantly looking at you,

hoping you're feeling good. And you still feel shitty.

It's like they they would love to get a fucking swirly

or have their head shoved in a locker,

would actually ground their pain and something tangible

instead of being like,

"The world as coddling me and I feel empty inside."

Why the fuck? They have no structure,

you know, they have no structure to-

They don't have anything to rage, you know,

machine to fight against.

No and it's like really bad- I think.

I think bullying, bullying is part of the fucking terrarium

as part of the-

I mean I remember the kid being-

It's part of the ecosystem of growing up.

I think I was bullied.

I was bullied and I eventually stood up to a bully

and not all of them, but you know, I have done.

You have that kind of check off your list.

I've bullied and, and been got fucking hurt by the person.

I, you know what I mean? Like they hit me first

or I lost the fight or you know what I mean,

like it was all part of like learning a thing...

and then I knew I didn't bully people after that.

Yeah. But it's.

But it's like the bullying exists.

It's just completely abstract.

So instead of like, I got my head shoved in a locker,

it's like someone made a fake

Instagram account of me and said I'm a neocon.

It was like, wait, you're in seventh grade.

You shouldn't like... That's not the way

you should have to process things so it's like...

That's a grad school prank.

It really is!

And I was talking to kids about...

'Cause like, it's incredible

how much these kids are thinking about politics and just have to.

And they like lose friendships over their political allegiances

in fucking eighth grade.

In eighth grade was I being like,

you're Dukakis kid, like fuck off.

Like what are we talking about?

Like I can't believe, I can't believe that.

You Bob Dole loving mother fucker...

I did like a little round table the kids

and talking to them and like, there's like 12 year old kids

going to do, you know what happened in Iran?

And I'm like, no, it's crazy.

Is this kind of a symptom from all the information

being leaked into the phones

where you could just read anything in second

where you used to have to hear someone from somebody

and then that they were your source.

I remember one time I-

If you follow enough adults,

you're bound to just as you're thumbing up the thing

and see like, look at this burger

I just ate and about to crush this steak.

There's eventually gonna be like a news story

and you're going to see fire and troops do you click it

and you read the thing, you know?

But it... Yeah, exactly.

And it's also just like the whatever,

like democratization of information, all this shit.

Which is like we all thought was super cool that has a voice,

but now we have no way to discern

which voice is important,

where the hierarchy of true value or meaning is.

And it literally is like perfectly demonstrated

in what a feat is.

You Scroll through your feed as you're a kid,

you will see in no particular order.

Your mother, your friends,

the president of the United States,

Chick-Fil-A; and it's just like these...

they're all being presented with the same amount of space-

A lotta chicks in yoga pants,

taking a picture in front of a mirror.

And it's a lot to process and for kids at the end of the night

to have to choose between like the back of your eyelids

or everything in the history of the world.

It's like you go crazy with that.

I go crazy with that. I started pissing sitting down

so it could be in my phone like 18 months ago

and I was like, something's wrong.

This is... And then I just, it was just more comfortable.

Do you think cell phones are going to be kind of

like the new cigarettes where like 20 years from now

he wouldn't be like you got to say off cell phones.

You're going to get cancer.

Yeah. And I always said like,

it's going to be like smoking and we're gonna...

The equivalent of my doctor used to smoke

will be like my shrink at a twitter.

Like, it'll be so brave and you'll go,

"Your shrink had a twitter?" How you will-

You's a troll. You was like a Reddit troll.

(crosstalk)

You were being taught by someone that's like...

Do you think the information intake

as effective the curriculum for kids

and I think is is, is it harder?

Is it a little deeper does it move faster, you think, school?

Yeah. That's interesting.

Well, the with the teachers decided

that they can't ban phones.

They just can't because it's just not tenable.

Remember that started?

It's like dancing and Kansas. You hear that, John Lithgow?

If you had a beeper and your mom had to come get it.

They would take it. They would isolate it.

And they just can't.

Yeah. I got a cell phone when I was 18,

it was my mom's work phone.

She's like, you're driving here you go.

That's funny, in punishment to take my daughter's cell

phone away at 16 years old.

One of the big thing you know also with the...

they scare the shit out of you in the world

that something terrible can happen

that you need her to have her phone.

You know, she has to be kind of tethered to it

so we can get a hold of her.

You know what I mean? I get blown away.

I get nervous, if I can't get ahold of her.

The idea of that if this was, you know, 25 years ago,

she'd have to get to a landline-

Yeah. You'd have a number to call. I mean-

That's the way they've sold

the parents that it's like so funny.

It's like in case your child is anywhere they need to get

in contact with you in emergency.

And by the way, they'll have no privacy

and all of the information will be for everyone to see

and they'll performed their own lives.

Okay. And it's like, wait, what like the-

What was that second part?

But the gulf between that and... we fell down the rabbit hole

so quickly. It's so insane.

I went from being in seventh grade

with my chunky Motorola phone impressing girls

by throwing my phone over my shoulder

and showing that like it wouldn't shatter.

That was my move.

That's a good move by the way.

That's a lot of faith in T-Mobile.

"Did you see Bo's got a strong phone?"

"Oh my God, he Kareem Skyhooks

it into the ground. It doesn't break."

But yeah it's wild. And like the...

Yeah. The crazy thing is that like there are like...

What fucks me up looking at it,

which is just so weird, is that there are like...

and I've been to these places, you know what I mean...

There are places in Silicon Valley

with 300 employees that they're like...

the purpose of their company

is to cater to the base wants of children.

Like what they actually program is what kids want.

I dunno, a photo service where photos disappear after 24 hours.

What would a kid want that for and what is maybe like...

that's sort of legalized child pornography distribution.

They can't be liable for it

because it's disappearing after 24, you know?

And there's no mechanism to ask like-

"Is this good?"

What do they maybe want? Are we making like-

Because it's so in front of...

It's so ahead of us right now that we're, like you said,

we're falling down the rabbit hole

with no fucking direction so fast.

And like the decisions about kids like neurochemistry

are being made literally by programmers.

I'm just saying... and they're not social geniuses

like you've met these fucking people.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. They come out to the Punchline

sometimes in San Francisco, they're a rough go.

Years and years ago,

if your kid was like ahead of you on technology

to worry about him starting war games or something.

Whereas like now it's just flat out that.

It's like, are they giving their privacy away?

Are they all your kids sending a child pornography

basically that to each other and stuff and that's...

And they're ahead of it because where I think I know where I go,

oh, I would have to check my daughter's thing.

See, I know there's the secret apps that are photo apps.

I know how to find those things, you know, whatever.

But I don't... She definitely knows

12 more things that I'm unaware.

-Always a step ahead. -I don't know if...

how to check if she has more than one Twitter or Instagram.

You can't even use it.

You don't even know what the names of the things are.

You have to be literate in this whole thing

to even understand the dangers though.

Just so strange. You know, it's...

Let's go analog dude. Let's shut it all down.

I know. It's so funny. Cause that's what people say.

Like people always say to me like,

"There's going to be a generation that unplugged."

And I'm like, yeah, some things are cyclical for sure.

But sometimes like a car shows up

and there's fucking no more horses like that.

That's just what happens. Things just change and they...

And especially like, you want to think this is cyclical

and like a generational unplug.

Watch a fucking three year old with an iPad.

You'll see that these things are designed to appeal to us

before we can fucking think.

That's what I said.

I had a bit about that, that I did on Conan

and about just watching a little kid with a fucking iPads,

one of the most terrifying things in the world

because they focus in.

My ex wife-

And they know how to use it. it's mind blowing.

My ex wife as new baby.

So it's my daughter's sister,

and well if we go to dinner or something together,

they occupy her by giving her an iPad or the iPhone

and how I'll know if she has the phone,

if I'm not with them, if the baby as the phone

because what she knows not only used to go to YouTube,

they basically for three they set her up with the page

that has all the videos of that cartoon

or whatever is she watches.

But she knows how to pick a different one,

go to a different one and she knows if somebody calls

and buzzes in that she has to, you know...

if something comes up, says there's a text,

she knows how to swipe it up to make go away.

And if someone calls she knows to hit the red to make it...

She's three.

That navigating the interface of YouTube is insane.

This is the image that like...

and I've had multiple people have said this to me.

I know other people with young kids

who have done the exact same thing.

My nephew watches videos.

There's videos of... like which is so demented

that these people make these videos...

of parents that film their kids playing with toys.

It's all about like Jeff's toys wherever-

And unwrapping boxes.

Yeah. Yeah. So what happens is like...

so now my sister will be with her kid

and he'll start playing with toys and be like,

"Mom, mom, tell them about the..."

Thinking there's an audience there to talking to.

We're going, "Tell them about the...

tell them to subscribe or tell them..."

And multiple people I've said have said

that their kids watch these videos and then-

They think they're in The Truman Show.

Exactly.

And that is a real sort of depersonalization or whatever.

Like that's a real thing that can happen to people.

It sounds like a goofy thing.

But that's like a weird meta, strange prison type of living,

which I think is what kids suffer from now.

Which is they don't just live their life.

They also hover over themselves

and watch themselves live their life.

They don't just approach moments.

Before they even have a moment they're wondering

what that moment will be, how it'll be looked back on,

how people react to how they look back. It's-

(inaudible)...example of that is every concert is-

It's a parody of itself and it's like...

No we're not supposed to become shitty New Yorker cartoons.

The problem with the country becoming the movie

Idiocracy is Idiocracy is not a great movie.

That's what no one's actually saying

is that it's kind of an on the nose, shitty satire-

It's insane how much that movie comes up

just in conversation with people on a daily basis.

That we thought we'd be a better movie than this.

You know what I mean?

You're right. It's definitely true.

What I said that... was it coming.

Oh, what the UFC fights now. When the UFC,

when Michael Buffer is announcing you go...

For the main event, he goes,

"We are here at the MGM Grand brought to you by Mojitos.

When you're having a rough summer,

make sure you drink a Mojito brand.

Mojitos fighting out of the red corner.

It's going to get real dark through their Metro PCS."

"Your cancer diagnosis is in brought to you

by Pepto Bismol. You got prostate cancer."

I know we have to get Bo out of here.

Again, the movie Eighth Grade out now available on Blu Ray

and digital platforms on demand. Dude, so great to see you.

I'm so proud of you, man. For what that's worth, man.

What I will say truthfully, Jay.

I do remember how kind you are to me at that time.

I remember more than anybody.

I specifically say when people say,

"Who was a comedian that was very nice to you

when you were young?" It was you.

You were so, so kind to me. I can never forget that.

You've got to make a movie called 41.

We'll be right back everybody. It's The Bonfire.

-That was so cool to talk Bo. -It did.

It was a bumout talk though.

Just like we're old, the young are the future

and they're crazy.

The young is into technology. The robots they don't like you.

I don't know if I look at this generation and go,

"They're gonna fix everything."

Not at all. Well, you got to let one go.

Maybe their kids.

One generation has to be like on.

One generation is going to suck and then the next one's

going to be like, we got to fucking clean.

Isabella's children are going to turn it all around.

Yes your grandchildren.

That's why she's just swiping left and right.

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What Android phones can learn from the iPhone XR - Duration: 3:36.

hey everyone I'm Michael Simon and welcome back to Android confidential now

I've seen a lot of phones lately I got the Google pixel three that while we may

20 though the Samsung Galaxy Note 9 not too long ago and these are all really

good really expensive phones but I'm gonna tell you about something that I

don't see in any of them and that's value all right so let me tell you what

I mean by that these phones certainly have value they're valuable they're

expensive they're premium and you're getting your money's worth that's not

the value I'm talking about I'm talking about a different tier of value you can

say there are cheaper phones the Galaxy S 9700 $10 of the Google pixel 3 versus

the 3 XL is $7.99 it's not about price it's about value so generally when

windows signing what phone we want to buy it's either the big one of the small

one we got the galaxy s 9 the galaxy s 9

plus the pixel 3 the pixel 3 XL what Apple is doing with the iPhone 10

are is something completely different yes it's cheaper but the screen is

actually bigger than the iPhone 10 S which cost 250 dollars more so if you

work on to an Apple store and you want to buy an iPhone 10 are you're gonna

compare them and you're getting more value in the screen size than you are in

a phone that cost 250 dollars more that's something I just don't see on the

Android side when you pay less you get less all right you're gonna tell me but

it's LCD but it's oullette okay I get all that most people aren't going to see

or care about the difference between LCD versus oullette but they don't want to

cheap out they don't want a budget phone they want a good phone that feels good

that looks good and that's what Apple's delivering so and then we got the the

design of these phones and you know listen the galaxy s 9 is gorgeous the

pixel 3 is less gorgeous but it still it's a nice phone Apple isn't giving you

less of a design that attendent the same thing we have a glass we got wireless

charging we have that all screen kind of design the bezels are a little bit

thicker but it still looks nice we got the notch fine you know Apple people

like the notch it's and it's it feels good it looks good

okay the sides are aluminum versus stainless steel that's a trade-off that

people aren't gonna care about because you know what they're giving you these

colors so there's a there's a value there people want something different

and they're saying are you spend less you're actually getting more because you

can choose blue red yellow black white rather than just the boring three colors

on the iPhone 10's people are gonna want to buy this phone even if they can

afford $1000 on the 10s and generally you're going down a step when it comes

to the processor and things like that with Android cheaper phones that's not

the case here Apple has built a phone that's a lot less money and pretty much

does the same things as the 10s we have the a12 processor we got iOS 12

we got a battery that's probably a little bit better we have the same

camera okay single verse dual but that main lens is the same and it does all

the stuff we got portrait mode and all that stuff front face ID all the things

that we like including an emoji it's all there on the 10r

for two hundred fifty dollars less than the thousand dollar iPhone 10 Apple

hasn't degraded the experience they've just lessen the price and edit value in

different places and man I wish Samsung or Google would try to do something

similar with their next phones so thanks for watching be sure to subscribe to the

PC world YouTube channel for all the rest of our Android and PC coverage if

you think I'm an apple chill if you hate what I have to say if you think I'm

wrong hit me up in the comments and I will see you next time