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What's going on everyone?

It is Steve Larsen, this is Sales Funnel Radio.

Today I'm gonna teach you guys, why branding comes second.

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I've spent the last four years learning

from the most brilliant marketers today.

And now I've left my nine to five

to take the plunge and build my million dollar business.

The real question is, how will I do it

without VC funding or debt, completely from scratch?

This podcast is here to give you the answer.

Join me and follow along as I learn, apply,

and share marketing strategies to grow my online business,

using only today's best internet sales funnels.

My name is Steve Larsen,

and welcome to Sales Funnel Radio.

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Alright you guys, I know that I'm probably

gonna ruffle some feathers with this episode.

I totally get that.

(laughs)

I totally understand.

I'm not trying to but I have a very,

I feel so strongly about this.

If someone gets offended like,

(grunt)

Okay, you know (laughs) all right, sounds good.

So it was about six years ago,

I was going, and I had the unique opportunity

of going and pitching some actual investors

to invest in a business plan that I had written.

Now this is before I ever had considered

the fact that maybe VC funding wasn't

always the best route depending on what you were doing.

Maybe I didn't need to get funding.

Maybe I didn't need to give up debt.

Maybe I didn't need to give up, sorry.

Maybe I didn't need to give up ownership

in a company just to get it going, right?

And what was interesting is

that was before I learned about any of this stuff.

And I've always been very active in this sphere though.

And so I was doing what I thought

was best and so what I did is

I remember we went and we wrote,

I think it was like a 30-page business plan

and it was in the real estate space,

and it was with a buddy of mine,

and he and I as well as a few others,

we came up with this plan

to go and, it was this really cool real estate strategy.

His dad was a kind of a real estate mogul, kind of.

He was taking us under his wing a little bit

and he was showing us some cool,

neat ways to get, I think it was storage units,

and off-set costs with these clever.

And it was cool, it was really cool.

Anyway, so we were excited about it.

And we're like, sweet!

And what if we just asked for the amount

of investment that it would cost for us

to go get a down payment on one of these properties.

'Cause we were like, let's just try it. (laughs)

And cool enough, the professor we were doing this class

with was facilitating the whole process.

So he went out and he, the professor went

and he actually grabbed these investors,

so we did it in front of a live panel of investors.

And we had a cool and unique opportunity

of going in and we did the exact process

that, I mean man you see it on Shark Tank.

It was without as much drama.

There was no slow motion, and there wasn't

any slow-mo staring at each other looks

before anyone said anything (laughs) on CNBC.

But it was still awesome.

I remember we sat there and we got to watch

as each group would present their business plan.

How much they believed their company was worth,

ask for a percentage, or sorry,

give a percentage of the company away in exchange

for an investment amount and then

watch them as they would defend

why that was an awesome idea, why they should get the cash.

How come they had great numbers.

You know, things like that.

It was really, really cool and I learned a lot

just in that, and understanding how all of that works.

And it's really helped me even

in my funnel building, funny enough.

Even though I don't go that route.

So what was interesting is like,

as I started doing that stuff they told us,

"Hey if somebody goes in and it truly

is amazing, they will actually invest."

And it was like, sweet, right

Well we get up there and we start talking

and stuff like that, and I remember

that there were these different elements

in creating this.

It was like a 30-page business plan.

It was very, very professional looking.

We did everything from a SWOT analysis,

if you guys know what that is,

We went in there, I mean all like

the standard stuff that you're supposed to do

when creating a business plan and analyzing a market,

which is 100% different than I do it now.

Anyway, very fascinating.

But we went in and one of the key points,

so I don't think any of us got any kind of investment.

We did really well all of one of us.

It was awesome in front of that board.

Anyway, none of us got any kind

of investment or anything like that.

But we did that actually multiple times

because of what I had studied and I actually

really do appreciate the college

I went to on all this stuff.

They did a great job for what they had, right?

No one really teaches direct response marketing.

That's kind of something you have

to go learn on your own, you know what I mean?

There's not like a major for that.

No one's teaching that stuff, you know what I'm saying.

For what they had it was awesome, I get it.

There were multiple occasions though where we did that.

I wrote a ton of business plans in college.

And they were all very, very similar.

We would go in and we would -

there was a format we were following

and then we would go and we would present it,

whether it was just a professor

or kinda like a dummy panel or a real panel.

We did that many times, multiple times.

And I started getting good at defending ideas.

And back and forth for that.

And when we actually started doing it for real,

Colton and I sitting over there,

we actually went - we did it with

a business that he and I were doing.

We ended up winning the business

competition in our college and they

sent us off to another college to go

do it over there and we totally

did not win over there. (laughs)

But it was a good experience.

It was a bunch of fun and we learned a lot.

Now you say, "Stephen, what does

that have to do with branding?"

There was always a moment in creating

these business plans where you're like

Crap, I got this idea.

What represents my idea?

We need a logo.

What's our slogan?

What's our mission statement?

What's this, what's that?

And it's like, we would spend so much

time on those things that it actually

ended up being a distraction of what

actually caused value in that company.

It's so much the same pattern now.

The reason why I have such a war against branding

is because it doesn't matter for a long time.

It really doesn't.

Most of the time when I go and I start

creating something like a brand,

man I go to sites and I will buy

a little logo that I think looks cool.

I'll switch the colors around so it

looks somewhat okay and in 15 minutes I have a logo.

I do that all the time.

There's only like three or four logos

I've ever had professionally created.

But it's not until there's cash raining

that I even think about that stuff.

What's interesting about that

is that the case of branding comes along very frequently.

There was one group I remember

this student group that came up

And in fact you can see this on Shark Tank all the time.

There was a lady I was watching, it was on Shark Tank.

She came up and she had the product there in front of her.

I love watching Shark Tank.

She had the product there in front of her.

She had a beautiful display, amazing display with her stuff.

There was the slogan.

There was the, This is what we're

gonna do that's different.

And cool, that was awesome and then here

comes the dreaded question they always ask,

"Now, tell us what your numbers are."

They go, "Well, we just started this

three months ago," and you always see the faces.

It was like (vocal sad noise). You're like, oh crap.

I'm sure they just add those in because of stray drama.

They never invest in them.

And it's because it's not worth anything.

And you hear the way the entrepreneurs

that are brand new will defend their products.

And they always a lot times, well not always, but a lot

of times their defense comes back to things like branding.

Well we got a great logo.

We got a great color scheme.

We got a great, right

It's not uncommon to hear that

kind of a phrase when somebody's defending their idea.

"Well we got the logo done, we got the. "

This has happened many times.

I told you guys it took me about 17 tries

to really get a business right.

I've had many of those early 17 tries

before I knew anything what I was doing

where I would spend literally two or three days

looking through different logos

trying to figure out which one was

the best to represent the company,

rather than, How do we sell the thing?

(laughs)

Totally different question and

it's so funny how different it is.

There's so many stories that

are running through my head about this topic.

Recently, somebody reached out and they said,

"You know what, Stephen?

"You could do a lot better

"if your personal branding was better.

"I'm a personal branding expert."

I was like, "Cool, I really don't care."

And they're like, "What are you talking about?"

So I said this like a year ago, and I was like,

I really don't care.

Personal branding doesn't mean a thing to me for awhile.

And they're like,

"No, the personal branding is what represents you."

I was like, No, my products represent me.

My stories represent me.

My podcast represents me.

My branding does not.

I just barely got this back-drop.

We just barely got these sweet intro's and outro's.

The reason I'm saying this is that,

Does branding matter? Yes.

But not for a long time, okay.

Not for awhile.

You go back and you even listen

to Russel Brunson's courses.

You can go back and lots of guys

courses that are out there, they all say the same thing.

When you're starting to deal

with things like cold traffic

Okay here's when it matters.

This is when branding actually matters.

If you got warm traffic

Sorry, sorry , hot traffic, warm traffic, cold traffic.

Branding tends to matter more to hot traffic.

Hot and warm, kind of in that realm.

When you get to a warm cold,

that kind of scenario where people

don't know who you are anyway, it really doesn't

matter as much as we wish it did.

It's the reason why I build the pages,

and I just kind of like, "All right, let's ship it."

We went through and we grabbed the top

100 funnels that are converting the most in ClickFunnels.

For the most part, they're all pretty butt-ugly funnels.

I mean like really, and almost all of them.

It was like 95 of the 100.

Absolutely not design pretty. Absolutely not.

Does this make sense what I am saying?

Does this make sense what I'm trying with this whole thing?

I have been geeking out on an author lately.

He's become one of my favorite authors.

His name is Christopher Lockhead.

I think that's how you say his last name.

Anyway, he talks about this.

For a small 'e' entrpreneur,

branding comes so far down the road.

In fact, actually let me grab the quote right here,

It's super awesome.

I read this on a plane.

I like to either read or write on a plane.

Anyway, he says quite bluntly,

"Branding, in the absence of category creation is bs."

he doesn't say bs, he say quite bluntly though,

"Branding in the absence of category creation is bs."

He says, "Categories make brands."

Categories make brands.

Branding comes after category creation.

If you are like, hey you know what, I'm gonna go into,

I don't know, think about anything where

there's super high competitive.

Let's say you're gonna go into the BizOp space.

Let's say you're gonna sell wealth.

And let's say you're gonna go sell real estate.

And let's say in order for you

to be successful in real estate, you're like.

I'm gonna become a real estate agent.

Does that make sense?

You're gonna be wealthy because

you're gonna go into real estate

and you're gonna go into real estate

by becoming a real estate agent, sweet.

Now if you are doing literally the

exact same thing as everybody else,

why on earth are you going to make a brand?

That's not going to set you apart very well.

What sets you apart is figuring out

how to be different than every, right.

I'm not saying branding different.

I'm saying what are you physically

doing different to collect leads than every other agent?

What are you physically doing different to

close leads that's different than every other agent?

What are you physically doing

that's different to follow up, to up-sell if you do up-sell.

Does that make sense?

Then think about branding, right?

You don't have a freaking business.

Why would you think through.

Why would you spend money on something like a brand?

Do you know what I mean?

It's funny to me, there's been multiple times

where I'll go in, and I'm not going to

name names but start looking, kay.

And you go in the these people

have these beautiful personal brands

And I can't figure out what the heck they sell.

And I start diving in deeply and you find out

they don't even have a product yet,

but man they have spent five thousand dollars

hiring the great people to make them look awesome.

And I'm like, sweet, that is a lot of smoke and mirrors.

Again, I'm not trying to throw rocks but

I don't really care if you feel it

because I'm so forward on this topic.

Categories make brands.

When you go in

it's kind of like in the book, "Expert Secrets"

The idea is not to choose a niche.

The idea is to create a niche.

Another word for a niche is market or category.

Go create the market that doesn't exist.

Go create the category that's never existed before.

Do something, come up with a category that truly is unique.

And the way you move people into that

is by using what I've called the purple offer.

You use elements from the red so there's a place

of security for them and you 'cause it's like it's proven.

But then you also lace in these other things

from this category that's never existed before,

from things that have never existed before,

and you start moving them this way.

There's a super cool, I think it was

another Shark Tank thing.

These guys made these really cool,

they were like mechanical engineers.

They were extremely smart.

I think they had gotten their

it was at least Masters or PhD in

Mechanical Engineering or something like that.

I think the company's called Pop Cards.

I have one over there.

I got one for my wife for her birthday.

They're super cool.

What they figured out is that they could

use cool machine lasering and stuff like that

to create these 3D pop up cards, welcome cards.

And people are like, Why did you get that much education

to create a card company?

(laughs)

That's a good question, right?

Why would you ask that?

You look at these things and they're gorgeous.

It's absolutely, it's breathtaking.

You open these things up and it's extremely intricate.

A lot of math involved in what they've done.

Anyway, super, super cool what they've done.

They created something that's never been done before.

Now let's think about branding.

Does that make sense?

So it's in that order that I like to do it.

They first create the category

that's never existed before, now the brand.

Music even, I was just talking

about this with Russel yesterday.

There is a band I really, really like.

I've followed their music for years,

found out that he likes a song from them too.

I was like, what's up, that's really cool.

And I messaged him and said

the reason why they're so big and so popular,

the name of them is Odessa, and the reason

they are so popular and they're such a big deal

is because they kind of created a category

of music that's never existed before

so they were the obvious owner of it.

Now they made branding and you look

at all their stuff and it's amazing and it's incredible.

They didn't have any of that stuff though

before they launched.

It doesn't matter, what matters

is figuring out which category, which niche,

which market you can create and step into

be the first of, and then may go the branding.

So anyways, without saying the same

thing over and over again, that's

the main point of this podcast.

That's the reason why when somebody's like,

"What should my logo be?"

I'm like, "I don't freaking care."

I will never have a business card.

I don't understand them.

Why do I need a business card?

Why do I need these little tiny things,

unless it is part of a little marketing

campaign that I've done.

Last year at Funnel Hacking Live,

I made my dad business cards but with a qr code

that was his bait, so to scan the qr code,

and he got his cool free bait and it

started him into the funnel.

That makes sense right?

But just a freaking name and email, man they

could get on my Facebook profile.

Anyway so that's my whole beef with it.

When someone's like, "Oh man this page could,

"you could design it better.

"You could do this over here."

I'm like, You know what?

This page gets 65% opt-in rate.

I don't really care to touch it.

(laughs)

And I know it's not because of how

it looks that it's converting

Guys I just want to say,

Anyway, I'm trying to clear the smoke

on my opinions of this topic 'cause

several people have reached in asking about it.

It's not a personal attack or anything

but literally from a sales or marketing standpoint.

Marketing is not branding.

It's not.

Marketing is the act of changing beliefs with the

intent for a purchase to happen.

That's all marketing is.

I'm changing someone's beliefs

with the intent for them to make a purchase.

That's what marketing is.

Branding is not marketing, it's not.

Facebook ads is not marketing.

It can be part of it, just like

branding can be part of marketing,

but it's not marketing.

I'm trying to get clear on these

definitions with people and I actually

might do a definitions podcast here soon.

Which I think would be really, really cool,

Just so that you all see where I operate from

and why my stuff is working.

I know the three or four terms that I focus on

that make the money flow

and when I take my eye away from 'em

and I start looking at things like branding

(laughs)

that's when my money usually start decreasing.

For all the hot traffic, for all the follow-up

sales for repeat purchases, branding

can start to matter more for sure, absolutely.

And people will want that kind of

professional feel depending on what you are doing.

They just want to know that it was

created with intent, that it's not haphazard.

But when it comes down to a lot of my front-end stuff.

That's why I didn't upgrade the podcast for a long time.

That's why I didn't upgrade - do you know what I mean?

It didn't matter, it didn't matter for a long time.

And now that hot traffic, I've gone through

We've done a pretty strong re-branding

of a lot of my front end stuff.

We've got chat bots in place now.

Everything's tied together, a lot of value ladder steps.

I'm getting to a place in both businesses

that I've been building, not in both,

especially in one of them where it's a lot more

automation where I'm going in and I'm creating

systems and processes to remove me.

Now it's time to think about branding.

Now it's time to think about creating

more of that feeling and that experience as well.

We're upgrading the package that we ship

out to people when they buy products.

The actual physical box, we've got logos we put on it

rather than just a normal envelope.

For awhile, a normal envelope was fine.

But people will act like branding

is like this lock-gate for them to make money.

It's not, and it's not the reason

someone's not buying from you, it's not.

Go back to the sales message.

Go back to the fundamentals.

Do I have a sales message that's compelling?

Do I have an offer that over-delivers

both to the customer and my wallet?

Because you don't have to compete

on price, you don't have to compete

on price when you have a good offer.

And then when when those are all confirming

that they're great and the cash is coming

and you can go do all the tweaks you want to

on the funnel and it's still working.

You got cool sustainable traffic,

then I think about a little re-brand and branding itself.

So anyway guys, I hope that's helpful to you.

And hopefully it clarifies a little bit

about why I look at things that I do

and when I'm building a page, I'm not really looking

I'll kind of make it so the lay-out

is easy to consume the text and they

can actually see more of the sales message.

But that doesn't have anything to do

really with like, colors. It really doesn't.

Thanks guys so much, hopefully that makes sense to you guys.

Remember categories make brands.

Branding in the absence of category

creation and in the absence of niche

or market creation is bs, and it's a waste of time.

It's not the reason why things convert.

All right guys thank you so much.

Hopefully you guys enjoyed the episode

and we'll see you in the next one, bye.

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Do we fear what politicians tell us? (w/ Dr. Justin Frank) - Duration: 13:19.

- We were talking about fear and hate and basically this is all the

Republicans have to sell these days. On the line with us is an expert on how the

brain works and how these things work. Dr. Justin Franklin how does

fear work? How is it that politicians manipulate us with fear? (Dr. FRANK) ~ Well fear,

there's an article actually just now in the New York Times yesterday about

the power of fear how it affects the amygdala which the central part of the

brain, where it activates people into appealing if they're not only friends

but they feel an impulse to act, to become violent and fear is a

fundamental emotion that babies have. They have what's called night terrors when

they are two. (THOM) - Pardon, could you move the phone just a little closer

to your mouth it's a little hard to hear?

Continue please.

(Dr. FRANK) ~ The issue of that fear is that little babies have fear there they have stranger

anxiety with eight months old they're very frightened of

people who don't look like their mother or your father. So fear is very much

about the others it's about someone who doesn't reflect their own face in their

own image and so if here is very much based on seeing someone who doesn't look

like their mother or father with their very little and that's called stranger

anxiety when eight months old. So with maybe about two they have what's called my

carers that everybody who's there talk to and it's really earthly it goes

through mature on the life to scare the demons away if we assure the child I

think that one of the things that's important about night terrors is that we

all have had that at least most of us in our own experience and so with Donald

Trump strokes fear fear about the Mexican immigrants fear about Muslims

fear about the Jews the all those big tap into those primitive

feelings that are stored deep in the unconscious deep in the brain and they

activate a very primitive part of the self and and what happens is there is

the feeling at that time that words don't work that there is no way to

contain the fear the goal and and develop to be able to use words and put

them in plate so so they can contain the fear and I think that's one of the most

important thing that happens developmentally is where you can use

your words as they say so you don't have to express your fear physically

violently externalized is one of the things that I wrote in my book there's

the chapter entitled by the way I love your idea about doing the cover search I

have this cover here which is actually pretty cool cover it is yeah our Trump

on the couch yeah it's fun it's done by The Geysers in New York or Gary bliss

yeah but anyway there's a chapter there on language and one of the things that's

very clear about that Rob is that he has not been able to use language in the way

the most of us can and that is that as a little kid he was very anxious as

trouble learning and if you don't read and you can't learn you really are much

less able to contain fear you can only use certain primitive coping mechanisms

and defenses and his has to do with the violence making attack and hitting out

he was always in trouble at school and so he never really learned how to use

words and language as containers to help to think and now is she the result of

this president now he went to college you know

more or less the same time I did he's he's I think six five six years older

name and I actually had a friend at MSU who was openly running a business

selling term papers and and even you know the essays for tests and things you

know to students that was an era when and even in the elite universities it

was possible if you were wealthy enough and you could buy these things to

literally never write a paper and still get a degree are you suggesting that

perhaps the reason Donald Trump refuses to take the written CIA briefings is

because he just can't read yeah he cannot read it that's what he cannot

date but he can read a telephone I mean is is it he can read it to me he

saw reads a badly but the I'd read you could read it's big print and he's

standing up and he's moving around with a thorough prompter people with a

certain kind of a teeny or unable to sit still enough to read they're very had

they are extremely impatient so it's a combination of factors it's not only the

neurological wiring that makes it hard to read which is part of it

but it's also the neurological wiring that makes a person a nation unable to

still and very fidgety and I think that that's a huge part of it but I realized

that last week or two that I should never have named my book Trump on the

couch because he would be to Conchita to ever get out that actually lie down

right so the question that we're all confronted with we're talking with dr.

Justin Frank his latest book Trump on the couch

professor clinical professor of psychiatry ever yeah George Washington

University so the question for all of us and the question that I put out to my to

my listeners this morning and will be taking calls on when you and I are done

here is as a nation and as individuals and and frankly for the Democrats as a

party and as politicians how do you best respond to a politician who is using

fear as their principal tool I mean it worked really well for George Herbert

Walker Bush the Willie Horton ads got him elected

it worked really well for george w bush i just retweeted a clip from the 2004

Republican convention where the words nine eleven were were repeat and

terrorism were repeated like dozens and dozens of times by every single speaker

Laura Bush George Bush Dick Cheney you know it was all fear we were sold fear

by both bushes and it worked for both bushes and it's working for Trump what

do we do how do we appropriately respond to this well the question is who the we

is first of all right what happens is that people need to find we need to find

somebody and we own about four days who can talk like Franklin Roosevelt he

calmed the nation we were terrified they lose the war Germany we were terrified

about the Japanese stage full of artless the nation was terrified and Roosevelt

had already started in 33 way before those books we're saying the only thing

we have to fear is fear itself but he said it every week of different version

of it on the radio the other thing he said was he defined here in the second

term of that inauguration speech when he called dear nameless unreasoning

unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into

advance I remember is what's happening people are paralyzed by their fear and

fear paralyzes people to take chances of talking about anything that might

disrupt the status quo that might disrupt Donald Trump that might confront

the Republican people are afraid to take risk and that is the purpose of fear it

paralyze people now George Lakoff is suggesting that every time the media

parrots something that Donald Trump says even when they do so in order to say can

you believe this latest absurd lie from Donald Trump yours is lie that you know

it's like saying don't think about an elephant immediately an elephant pops

into mind that even when they're rebutting his lies

they're actually amplifying them and his suggestion was that the big newspapers

and the media should have a little section like on the page with the

astrology and the cartoons that is like you know Donald Trump's statements for

the day a little box and they just you know they they do their reporting in

that and that the news media should just handle it as you know well here's the

latest craziness out of the White House quiet quiet quick and not do big panels

and have long conversations and dig into it and make a break it you know is that

right yeah the best way to do it there's two parts

to that what Blake offset is very important to that is that just by

repeating it you're reminding people of it and one of the things about that and

lay couplers that probably from georgia cohan from the during World War one

whose dad quote I measure my publicity and inches he does not really care about

who said what about it well prep well that was PT Barnum

Trump said that his favorite author was PT Barnum and PT Barnum soda I don't say

about me just smell my hammer now you go we can go that's right you go

back to that one so the point is that that that people remember Trump he has

figured out how to get his name everywhere it's all over the country

it's all over the world as his towers and so people are very much aware but

the second reason is the psychoanalytic or psychologically

do not repeat all the things and that is that by not paying attention to him it

will make him more anxious it will make him less effective as a speaker and as a

as a dangerous person ignoring somebody like that it's very of course so you

think his rallies are like a form of therapy for him there is rallies are

they are a therapy other two forms of therapy one is the rally and the other

is getting into arguments people with people and Hawking that might poke

artists or various other things that he says I thought that Gilliam the guy

who's running for governor in Florida has done as the best therapy always

coaches grandmother grew up and said all these things he said that I will not

wrestle with a pig because you get dirty but more than that the pig likes it

right I really think that he has refused to engage with Trump ward Santa's on on

these issues because it really never works to the advantage what Trump is

also at Reagan did this to by play is the kind of what we call a narcissistic

fighter he's a person who fights using put-down never about content never about

policy so even the people who are fact-checking in the media people who

are calling out Trump about his lies is meaningless all it does is reinforce

like wake up said reinforce his name over and over and they were in and back

in the 80s and feel better yeah and back in the 80s they were

constantly fact-checking Reagan I you know I I actually subscribe to a

newsletter back then Reagan's lies and you know it later became what about Dan

Quayle and and never helped it never helped them you know when Reagan was in

that debate with rondell and Mondale made a really brilliant point at 84

Reagan just looked at the camera and he said that's pretty good for younger man

that was the end of it yeah and look at what happened was the third times thing

that they did two years of research about Tom's father about the entire

criminal family documented detail they even created it twice in a week

just missed been one word right um and they could stop right reporters that's

amazing that's amazing dr. Justin Frank has new book Trump on

the couch dr. dr. Frank thanks so much for dropping by today thank you

it's always great talking with it's always informative talking it was good

thank you so thank you sir the check-in and the book again Trump on

the couch you can tweet him at Justin Frank MD

the website is Obama on the couch calm his most is next most reason

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Top 5 Scary Easter Eggs You Missed In The Haunting of Hill House - Part 3 - Duration: 6:55.

Right, before I even begin, I need to clear some things up.

A lot, and I mean, A LOT of you guys had questions about my number 3 point in part 2 of this

list.

Personally, I, and most people in this office saw the creature from the basement that attacked

Luke crawling behind Theo on the bed, but after reading your comments, and rewatching

the video a dozen times, I think we can safely say it was just Luke's foot.

Ok?

Ok.

Hey guys, I'm Lucy McPhee and we're back with another installment of the Top 5 Easter

Eggs You Missed In The Haunting of Hill House, this time with a part 3.

The show is a gift the just keeps on giving, seriously.

I changed this list around so much, because new easter eggs just keep emerging, and even

better, a lot of the ones on our list have been confirmed by Mike Flanagan himself.

Now, I've steer cleared of ghost and ghouls, and just included small moments and lines

from the show that if you blink you might miss.

And thank you as always for the comments on the previous videos, some of these numbers

were made known to me because of you guys.

Before we jump in, let me know down below what you thought of the ending, I was personally

a fan, and after reading up on the alternate ending the almost went down, I am so pleased

there was a little light at the end of the tunnel.

While you're down there give this video a thumbs up and don't forget to subscribe

so you never miss another scary vid.

5 Stories This easter eggs pops up in episode 2 of the

series, and it focuses on a particular line Olivia says to Shirley during the death of

the box of kittens.

I'm still torn up and emotionally scared because of that.

So what is the line, Olivia states, "When we die, we turn into stories.

And every time someone tells one of those stories, it's like we're still here, for

them.

We're all stories in the end."

It's a very touching moment, considering we know at this point that the mother is dead,

but we're unsure how, and more heartbreaking we know the family steer clear of her stories.

I love Olivia, I love her so much...I don't know if I've made that clear enough yet.

Anyway, as touching as the moment was, some fans were VERY quick to draw comparisons to

a certain Doctor Who episode.

Back in 2010, Matt Smith's version of the time traveller states "I'll be a story

in your head.

But that's okay.

We're all stories in the end.

Just make it a good one, yeah."

Folks were unsure whether this was deliberate, but on October 12th, Mike Flanagan took to

twitter to confirm the theories.

He attached an article discussing the theory, and wrote "This is my favourite article

so far...and yes, Mr. Moffat, it's absolutely a deliberate tribute."

Now, Mr Moffat was the showrunner of Doctor Who at the time, so this is a very sweet nod

to the show.

4 Theo This is a short, but very sweet easter eggs.

And a cute nod to the original novel.

In episode 2 a young Theo can be seen reading The Lottery by Shirley Jackson, aka, the author

of The Haunting of Hill House.

3 Seven This is a very sweet nod to the relationship

Nell and Luke shared, though short, it has a lasting effect.

In the show, there a numerous occasions where Luke counts to seven, usually when he's

scared.

He also tells Nell to do the same when she is haunted by the bent-neck-lady in her younger

years.

He says "It has to be seven… that keeps you safe.

Sometimes you have to do it a lot."

First of all, the seven is the number of Crane's in the family, but it's also the amount

of steps it takes to get from Luke's bed to Nell's.

As well, the twins share a very special bond, and when Nell dies, Luke struggles to cope

without her, almost killing himself in the progress of dealing with his grief.

Another little easter egg, is during the final episode when the gang are celebrating Luke's

2 year sobriety.

There are 7 of them.

The number that makes him feel safe.

So sweet.

2 The 5 Stages of Grief Now this popular theory poses the question,

do all the Crane children represent the 5 stages of grief.

If so, it's a very very smart easter egg planted in their by Mike Flanagan.

To begin, Steve is Denial.

As we know, through the show Steve refuses to believe that the events from their childhood

at Hill House were real.

As well as the fact that the death of Nell could in any way have paranormal ties to the

house.

Shirley is anger.

Throughout the show, Shirley is angry.

She's pretty much always angry.

Her anger however, particularly revolves around Steve's book, and the money he wants to

share with the family.

Not only that but she's also very angry about Nell's death, and that she would even

consider doing what mum did.

Theo is bargaining.

To quote buzzfeed "Theo is constantly bargaining for a better outcome."

As we know her power is touch, allowing her to feel what people have gone through, no

matter how tragic.

However, when she touches Nell's corpse she feels nothing, and ultimately can no longer

feel, even begging with Shirley for the universe to let her feel again.

Luke is depression.

Which of course explains is drug addiction but not just that, also is desire to destroy

himself after the death of his twin.

Feeling as though he can no longer go on without her.

He suffers the hardest after Nell's death, sinking into a black hole of pain and dispair.

Lastly, Nell is acceptance.

During the final episode of the show, when the family is all gathered together in the

red room, Nell says, I quote, "I loved you completely.

And you loved me the same.

That's all.

The rest is confetti."

This destroyed me.

But it also shows that she has no resentment towards her demise, and her families abandonment

of her.

She's accepted her fate, and she wants her family to accept it too.

Now, this theory just began as a rumour but on October 23rd, Mike Flanagan confirmed this

little easter egg, attaching the buzzfeed article and writing "Good catch".

1 Mirror From Oculus In the very first episode of the Haunting

of Hill House, Nell returns, slipping completely into the madness of the house and dancing

around in an almost possessed way.

During this scene we catch a glimpse of Nell in a mirror, but not just any mirror, The

Lasser Glass, aka, the mirror from Mike Flanagan's film Oculus.

It's a nice little detail thrown in there by Flanagan, and fans of his work were very

quick to point it out.

More interestingly though, Oculus is a film about a girl that believes an old antique

mirror is bringing misfortune and death to her family, so the fact Flanagan included

this in Hill House, a menacing place that twists the mind and sucks those into their

own dark imaginations is VERY fitting.

Well there we have it.

Did you catch any of these easter eggs?

Were there any we missed?

Leave us a comment down below and perhaps we can do a part 4.

Honestly I feel like we can do a dozen parts with the amount of easter eggs and theories

surrounding this show.

If you enjoyed this vid, feel free to give it a thumbs and make sure you subscribe so

you never miss another scary vid, and until next time.

See ya later!

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Sarah Silverman on The Electoral College | I Love You, America on Hulu - Duration: 2:06.

- Every vote is not created equal.

Just look at the Senate.

Every state gets two senators, right?

But the 10 least populous states,

have an estimated, combined population

of 9.3 million people.

Los Angeles County alone,

has an estimated 10.1 million people.

That's just one county in California.

And yet, two senators represent the whole state,

39.5 million people.

Or think of this,

Wyoming has two senators representing 600,000 people.

New York has two senators representing 20 million people.

That's like the difference between a public school

with one guidance counselor for 4,000 students,

and a Montessori school with three counselors per Skyler.

(audience laughing)

The idea of two senators per state,

was created as a compromise.

To entice the less populated states, to join the Union.

Yeah, that made sense 240 years ago,

but it doesn't make any sense now.

The reason why the Constitution is a living,

breathing document, is because our forefathers knew,

that as our country grows and changes,

so should our Constitution.

What I'm saying is, our forefathers could not

have anticipated things like Twitter,

or AR-15s, or even the concept of a shower.

(audience laughing)

Things have changed in 240 years.

Like no one is named Thaddeus anymore.

(audience laughing)

Maybe I'll bring it back.

Maybe I'll name my son Thaddeus.

(audience laughing) Just kidding, I'm barren.

(audience laughing)

Major metropolitan areas have high concentrations

of people of color.

So people of color, end up being wildly underrepresented

in the Senate.

But doddering old white guys,

holy f*cking s*it, are they represented.

(audience laughing) Have you been to the Senate?

The whole place smells like Gold Bond.

(audience laughing) It really does.

Their balls must hang so low, (audience laughing)

but when they go low, we go, hi, look at your balls.

Are those your balls? (audience laughing)

They're so low.

(uplifting music)

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50 Percent Honesty, Fell Asleep in My Car and It's a Legal Space! - Duration: 7:58.

(easy going rock music)

Freddy Reese.

Mr. Reese, you have one ticket

on Claverick St.

I need some water.

And... Good morning your honor.

You also have a red light violation

on Broad and Baker streets.

We're gonna show that to you.

Can I give you this, or?

We're gonna show it to you.

Oh, okay.

The light is red. You made a right hand turn.

Where's the sign?

The sign says?

Right on red after stop.

Okay.

That night I was actually, I had an emergency.

I live right by Anwood and Galinson street.

My girlfriend's pregnant and

she was dealing with some personal problems and

I had to take her to the doctors,

pretty much emergency status,

so I was in a bit of a rush.

But right when I got there,

that light for some reason

it starts flashing right away.

I try to stop and--

I didn't see the light flashing.

I didn't see the light flashing.

It didn't take the picture of it?

Let's see that again.

Yeah, no. The flash is it takes

the picture when you--

No, the flash was when you went through it,

you saw, that was the camera.

I thought, you can't turn to the right on there?

It says you can't make a right hand turn

unless you stop. Oh, okay.

That's what it says.

Okay.

There's a big sign right there.

Did you see it? Yeah.

I'm sorry. Like I said, I was

in a rush to take my girl to the hospital.

I mean, I'm not making it up.

I have a picture. She is pregnant.

I didn't see the sign.

Did she have the baby yet?

No she didn't. Oh.

She's only sixteen weeks.

I beg your pardon?

Sixteen weeks.

She was bleeding and um...

Well, how do you feel about this Inspector Quinn?

Your Honor, I believe the motorist.

You believe em'?

Yes, Your Honor.

I mean, he's willing to show photographs or whatever.

Alright, he believes you on the uh--

I'm sure he could come back with medical evidence.

He believes you on the red light,

he doesn't believe you on the parking meter

so it's 25 dollars.

On the parking meter, sir, I actually have proof.

He don't believe you.

He doesn't believe me?

It's 25 dollars.

Okay. Yeah, he's a fifty,

get back that way.

He's a fifty percent believer.

(crowd laughing)

(light funk music)

Marilyn Suarez.

Marilyn, you have a parking ticket on Blackstone St.

Right. And I was put in to dispute it

cause I was going away for a week, so I put in,

but the day I was supposed to come, Friday,

I got in the hospital with some

major problem with my

leukemia that's non active,

then I had this big white count.

So that's why I didn't come Friday.

She said just make sure you come

sometime next week when I got out of the hospital.

What happened was, this day,

I went to go to try to get in the parking garage,

at Rhode Island

to get water because my radiator was over heating,

and it was just getting too hot so I had to stop

just before I could get to the garage

and then let it cool off.

So I wasn't staying there.

I wasn't parking over night, I was in the vehicle,

but I was cold so I probably put my big coat over me

to keep me warm (giggling)

and he probably didn't see me.

I remember you here on a previous occasion.

Yeah, when I used to drive the taxi

and they (laughing)

gave tickets for being in the taxi

waiting for my customers and I,

You fell asleep in the car that day didn't you?

(silent laughing)

Right?

That's why I like being a night taxi driver,

you can take naps.

Takin' a nap.

(Marilyn laughs)

I know you explained back then

you were experiencing some kind of hard ship, right?

How you makin' out?

My friend said if it weren't for bad luck,

I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Well, I'm gonna tell you on problem you don't have.

You don't have any problem with this parking ticket.

Thank you. Good luck to you.

Thank you.

(funk music)

Rosa.

You have three different registrations, Rosa.

So we're gonna go back to the Toyota,

which has you run through a red light

and right to Williams avenue and Elmwood avenue.

Let's take a look.

Lights please.

Wow!

You see it's already red, Judge.

That's not me.

Nah, that plate is not mine.

That is not your plate?

Must be another Rosa because that's not,

I didn't have that car.

That is not your plate?

That little car is not mine.

Do you register cars for other people?

Well it's just, my car is at my boyfriend's.

Oh, your boyfriend.

Yeah, we all, we,

(murmuring)

but that's not, What?

This vehicle's a four runner.

Is it?

Yeah.

Inspector Quinn?

That's a Toyota four runner, Your Honor.

That's the vehicle.

Is it really a 1997-- Inspector Quinn,

if it looks like a duck,

it quacks like a duck,

and it whacks like a duck,

it's a duck.

This is a Toyota.

(woman laughing)

And it's 85 dollars for this.

I was not in that car.

You also have a--

I didn't even know about that ticket.

I didn't know anything about it.

It's not a question whether you know about it.

The car is registered to you

and somebody that was operating it, on your behalf,

went through the light and you're responsible.

You also have a Mercedes Benz registered to you.

Right.

That Mercedes Benz has

two tickets on Thayer street.

Right. That's why I'm here, for the parking tickets.

Hold on. Then it has two, three, four,

it has five tickets on Thayer street.

Now for some reason,

not sure,

in March of 2016, you put a different plate on the car.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I know.

I'm sorry.

My car's at,

My boyfriend takes care of the cars and

I don't know anything about plates,

I don't pay attention to that.

But the reason why I'm here

is for the parking tickets on Thayer street.

Because I had my parking pass

and that, when I leaved the pass on the dashboard,

I still got tickets.

Listen.

These are not crimes of moral turpitude,

these are parking tickets.

No, I know. No the parking tickets are--

Listen to me. my fault.

We're not here trying to accuse you of

anything improper or anything else.

These are parking tickets.

He went flying through a red light,

I'm not sure where he was going.

It was seven o'clock,

I have no idea. Six o'clock in the morning.

Oh, he's coming to work.

He was speeding through the light.

Alright, that's his responsibility.

Hopefully, he'll give you the money.

It's gonna cost you 235 dollars.

Why, Your Honor? That's a lot.

I have a parking pass that I pay every month for.

Well, unfortunately, They (bleep)

they give those tickets to me

when my parking pass is on my dashboard.

I mean, the red light, I didn't know anything about it.

I don't even know what to say about that one.

Rosa, I'm gonna explain to you very simply.

You have a parking pass that allows you to park overnight,

in front of you house.

Is that the parking pass you mean?

No, it's for work.

I don't need parking pass.

It's at work.

I work at Brown.

You work where?

Brown. Brown University.

Well Brown, this,

And that's why I'm getting all these tickets.

That parking pass does not allow you to park

in a prohibited area.

All of these tickets, all five of them on Thayer street,

are for parking in a prohibited--

No, that's what they say,

Area.

it's because of the pass,

because they call it prohibited,

but it's because of the pass.

I don't park anywhere else.

Inspector Quinn? I park on Thayer street.

Yes, Judge?

Rosa asserts that she has a parking pass

that allows her to park in a prohibited area

on Thayer street.

They might call it that,

See Inspector Quinn.

Your Honor, every time they give me ticket,

I have two kids, I don't have time.

I work full time.

I don't have time to be every morning

and come and show my pass.

Rosa, I'm gonna tell you something Rosa.

You got a ticket on Thayer street.

Yeah, that's where all my parking tickets are.

Listen. Listen to me.

You got a ticket on Thayer street.

You got one.

You said to yourself, I got a pass.

You got two.

You said to yourself, I got a pass.

You got three.

Said to yourself, I got a pass.

You got four, you got five,

when did it dawn upon you you can't park there?

No, it's not prohibited. See Inspector Quinn.

It's legal area, I'm serious.

Jared Osee. It's a legal area.

It's just that they call it that way.

I don't know why.

I don't either.

It's a legal area.

They just, because of my pass,

Inspector?

Yes, Judge. if she don't keep quiet,

get her out.

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Гуфи поёт на стриме у Cam Play'я (Ламповое видео) - Duration: 2:56.

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Rami Malek and the Cast of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' on Transforming into Rock Legends | MTV News - Duration: 3:55.

- I think when you go see this movie about Queen,

you'd wanna hear Freddie's voice.

I wanna hear Freddie's voice,

and that's what's gonna be featured

as much as possible throughout the film.

- I wanna give the audience a song that they can perform.

("We Will Rock You" by Queen)

- What's the lyric?

♪ Singin' ♪

♪ We will, ♪

♪ We will rock you ♪

Queen, Brian May, Roger Taylor,

the band have the entire catalog.

They have every track,

every instrumental,

every vocal track.

Right before they left

to start this concert here in Vegas,

they were editing the music for the movie, in London.

So you're gonna get stuff that is

legitimately straight from the guys that wrote it.

- We all went through boot camp.

We all really put in the hours

and grafted to try and get some kind of--

We're never gonna get anywhere near those guys,

cause they're virtuosos,

but to try and be like them as much as possible.

It was a lot of hard work that went into it.

- [Joseph] Yes. - Same for you, right?

- I mean, definitely.

We were there six weeks before we started shooting.

I was doing bass lessons five days a week,

you know, learning their entire catalog.

I also had like a small background in guitar

before we started, hadn't picked up bass much.

Although I lied about that,

like any self-respecting actor.

(laughs softly)

But you know what was amazing is that we just got

this intensive training for these instruments from

before we started shooting all the way through,

because we had to do concerts

throughout the entire shoot of the film,

and we had this great moment near the end where,

there's a scene where John Deacon's writing

"Another One Bites The Dust",

the band has this friction,

and we actually had to play it,

like on the day,

and they just turned us on.

They were like, "We've heard you guys play.

"We're just gonna turn it on".

So that was actually us playing in that moment.

And it was so surreal because at one point,

Rami came up to me, and he's like,

"Hey, when do you want me to start coming with the lyrics?"

And I said,

"Oh, well, I'll just go off of your cue".

And it was like this surreal, out-of-body experience.

I'm like, "Wait, we're actually a band right now".

Where like, I'm going off my lead singer's cue,

and then he's coming in with lead guitar,

and then Ben's on the drums,

and it was just like this wild moment

where we kind of really felt like a band

and we're really playing,

and it was just awesome.

♪ Galileo, Galileo ♪

♪ Galileo Figaro ♪

♪ Magnifico-- ♪

(Monitors click)

- [Man] How was that?

- Higher.

(machines whirring)

- Can you go a bit higher?

- If I go any higher, only dogs will hear me.

- Try.

I mean, there's nothing you can do.

We had to replicate Live Aid on our first day of shooting.

We came out to a crowd of actors

and began "Bohemian Rhapsody"

and went into "Radio Ga Ga"

and then "Hammer To Fall".

Did the "Ay-Oh",

and then we did "Crazy Little Thing Called Love",

and "We Will Rock You",

and "We Are The Champions".

And we had to do that step-for-step.

Identically to the band.

You can call it fake as much as you want,

but we did it.

We did it all the way through.

- And even though we were playing

to a back-end track on the day when we were doing concerts,

when we were rehearsing,

we'd try as much we can to plug in

and rehearse together as if we were a real band,

cause it's really important to feel

that connection to each other,

to know that you've got to be listening to each other,

and that really informs the way then

that you move and interact with each other.

- And, I mean, so many people are gonna be like

real musicians in love with Queen.

They're gonna wanna see that you can really play the songs,

so we really had to make sure

that even if it was to playback,

that we were there,

note for note,

like playing it the way we're supposed to be.

I mean, we're lucky that if we screwed up,

no one would hear it.

(electronic beat)

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Bones – TheManInTheRadiator [FULL ALBUM] - Duration: 1:01:08.

Change all the locks and move the furniture all around

Paint the room with a different shade pull all the blinds down

I wanna barely recognize this place that I call home

The world steady turning at a different pace I can't follow

I just want to feel alive Shiver down my spine I want wind in my eyes

Blood on my skin let it shine in the light Reaper on my side I don't ever gotta die

I'm all in thats forever you are in No I'd rather death is slow, life is faster

Yes I know a new chapter if I told you I'm after you, that means I'm the latter

I hope I follow up on all these things

I hope I'm holding up to the standards you sent

Then again you have always been

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Man vs Food Toronto STACK Burger Challenge w/ Poutine!! - Duration: 6:02.

Ready for a burger challenge? [Randy] Apparently I need to be!

Hey everybody this is Randy Santel "Atlas"

with 607 food challenge wins, all around the world and I'm going for number 608!

I'm very very excited tonight because I am still in Ontario, Canada and I am back

in Toronto I am at Stacked restaurant in Toronto I'm taking on their Stack

Challenge! Now I only have 30 minutes to finish everything here which is a lot!

There are two one-pound burgers here, there are on each one there are two half

pound patties, and then on each burger there is a slice of cheddar cheese, and

then we got some bacon, but really the burgers are the side item on this one

because this is a french fry challenge I've got a ton of french fries here, and

because I wanted to help myself eat them faster, I actually added more to the

challenge by making it, I made it more Canadian by turning it into

poutine! Along with all these healthy vegetables to go on the burgers, we've

got pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, and onions! We've got 30 minutes to finish! If I fail

it's going to be 50 Canadian dollars, but if I win I'll get the meal free, I'll get

a sweet t-shirt, and I will be the 24 person added up on their Wall of Fame!

Let's get this challenge started!

All right a couple of denim's to the rules, there is no sweet t-shirt for

winning, but obviously you do get the meal free and spot on the wall of fame

and 151 people have tried this thing that only 23 winners the record is just

under 11 minutes which is ridiculous, so we're just going to try to win it under

the 30 minutes and the challenge includes I forgot, I could go with a

vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate milkshake, and I went with chocolate so

we'll do that at the end for dessert! 1, 2, 3. . . Boom!

Alright burgers first with the healthy vegetables, and then we will do

the fries!

Delicious burgers!

Four minutes 45 seconds in, burgers are gone the side of burgers are gone,

oh I'm glad I turned these into poutine this was really, really good!

Eleven minutes is long past, whoever got that records did a great job, but I'm

right behind them!

Ah delicious challenge!

Loved those burgers that I started off with, perfectly cooked

but that milkshake to top it off was delicious! It will be overall win number

608 and I think my 10th in the country of Canada! Thanks to Stack restaurant

here in Toronto, Ontario of Canada for the delicious Stack Challenge and thank

you guys for watching!

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Dead Hearts | Short Horror Film | Crypt TV - Duration: 15:19.

(soft piano music)

- [Narrator] Milton Mulberry, Jr. was going to die.

Now you're probably thinking what a morbid way

to start a story, but it's true.

We all die.

I will die, you will die.

But in this story,

and maybe in yours,

death is just the beginning.

Death was an all too familiar friend to Milton.

In fact, it was his only friend.

Milton Mulberry, Jr. was going to be a mortician.

His father was a mortician.

And his father's father was a mortician.

A job that had been passed down for generations,

like an old hand-me-down sweater,

the Mulberry's were morticians.

Milton had no choice in the matter.

It was a certainty like death itself.

(sighing)

(blood splattering)

- Hmm.

- [Narrator] Milton Mulberry was different.

All the kids in town could easily see it.

All except one.

Lola Littleton was blind and had been since birth.

She liked Kung Fu, books on tape, and...

(growling)

(screaming)

taxidermy.

Milton Mulberry was in love.

But so...

was Harold Henderson.

- Hey.

- [Narrator] Harold was the first kid ever

to come over Milton's house.

(sniffling)

Milton, from that day on,

would always wish it was for a different reason.

(dramatic music) - Oh!

(grunting)

- [Narrator] At 3:07 each day,

Harold Henderson would kick the crap out of Milton.

This continued seven days a week without interruption,

including holidays.

(grunting)

(electronic beeping)

(upbeat pop music)

(grunting)

(kick smacking)

(punches smacking)

(screaming)

(kick smacking)

Milton had just witnessed the fall of

the most deadly and villainous eight-year-olds

of all time.

Wait.

It couldn't be.

It was.

(bright horn music)

This was the first time a girl had ever touched Milton.

Her hands were soft.

Milton would remember this moment

for the rest of his short life.

Geoffrey Chaucer once said love was blind.

For Milton, this was true.

Lola liked coming to the funeral home.

She liked to touch the faces of the dead.

She told Milton that their faces told

the stories of their lives.

In their wrinkles, in their scars,

she would find tales of adventure, outbreak and love.

She told Milton he was really lucky to have this job.

And for the first time in his life,

he agreed with her.

(car doors slamming) (railroad signals ringing)

On November 13th,

John and Martha Littleton died

in a car crash just outside of du kwon dojo.

In her seven years of life,

Lola had never once felt blind until today.

(crying) (solemn trumpet music)

The next day Lola left to live with her

Uncle Tellyride in New York.

(solemn trumpet music)

Lola would never see Milton again

for the rest of his life.

Milton is heartbroken, would never love again.

And so as I sadly stated at the start of our story,

Milton Mulberry Jr. died no longer

wishing to live amongst the living.

He would return to the Mulberry mortuary

and wait for his body to join him in death.

(thunder clapping)

At 78 years old, Milton was still waiting.

He'd left the mortuary a total of six times

in the last 60 years.

(playful horn music)

Death remained his only friend.

(playful horn music)

(sighing)

(grunting)

His family would have been proud.

- Hmm, hmm.

- [Narrator] Well, not that proud.

- Hmm.

- [Narrator] Milton longed for death,

but his broken heart continued to beat.

He was tired of taking care of the dead.

So decided it was time to join them.

(playful music)

(screaming) (electricity buzzing)

Milton Mulberry was dead.

But as I told you, this was just the beginning.

Milton had awoken six feet below the earth,

confused and terrified.

But not as shocked and terrified as Alegis Caesar,

who up to this moment was rather enjoying his new job.

(playful horn music)

Alegis's heart stopped at exactly the same

moment Milton realized he was missing something.

(gasping)

This was the reason Milton had returned.

He had given his heart away.

And now he just had to find the person

who had taken it.

The expression "listen to your heart"

takes on a whole new meaning when it rests

in someone else's chest.

The road was long, but surprisingly animated.

And soon Milton found himself outside his heart's door.

(kids laughing)

(knocking)

- [Kids] Trick or treat!

(laughing)

- [Narrator] It had to be her.

It was always her.

Lola Littleton had a heart attack

the day Milton died.

His death saved her life.

It's not often we get a second chance at love,

a second chance at life.

Milton wasn't going to waste it.

Harold Henderson at 81 was still an asshole.

Every day since her parent's funeral

he'd been trying to win Lola's heart.

He'd been failing for 73 years.

But Harold didn't like to lose.

And he was tired of getting rejected.

(grunting) (punches thumping)

(pumpkin thudding)

(growling)

(electronic beeping)

(upbeat rock music)

- Ho.

(grunting)

(kicks smacking)

(punch smacking)

(grunting)

(punches smacking)

At 77, Lola's Kung Fu was still in top form.

- Yeah.

- [Narrator] Milton's 78-year-old heart sadly was not.

(grunting)

(punches smacking)

(grunting)

- Ah! (flesh splattering)

(screaming) (blood squirting)

(grunting)

(soft chime music)

True love is the most powerful force in nature,

a force that can rip flesh from bones

and tear out a man's heart.

It's the only thing worth fighting for.

The only thing worth dying for.

(horn music)

Lola Littleton, like Milton, was dead.

Now you're probably thinking what a morbid way

to end a story, but it's true.

We all die.

I will die, you will die.

(horn music)

But in this story and maybe in yours,

death...

is just the beginning.

(horn music)

(synth music)

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(upbeat music)

(audience applause)

Alright it's time for our hot core pannel.

And joining us is my girl, the host

of Good Day Wake Up.

Please say hello to Sukanya Krishnan.

How you doin'!

(audience applause)

And the host of Love Line on Out Now radio give it up

for our old friend Carrie Keagan.

(audience applause)

And he's got a special it's called

The Spirit Told Me to Tell You

on Showtime right now give it up for Finesse Mitchell.

(audience applause)

Hey Wendy

Here's what we're looking forward to.

Okay guys let's get started.

Let's just get into this Dancing with the Stars Junior

you know the kids break down afterwards.

Honey Boo Boo broke down horribly,

she was eliminated after only two weeks.

Sukanya your kids are nine and four ...

Yeah and your heart went out for Honey Boo Boo right?

I mean everybody was crying for Honey Boo Boo,

but she was getting paid money to do a job

and quite frankly, she's 13 years old so if you're going

to put yourself out there who you gonna blame?

Alana who's real name is Honey Boo Boo

or her mother who's another different story

if you know what I mean.

(audience applause)

And also as a parent, I feel like you have

to teach your kids like you're already a winner

on that stage anyway.

They're getting paid fifty thousand dollars Wendy

to be there ...

(audience member yells)

Right!

Which 13 year old you know is earning

fifty thousand dollars?

That's what's reported.

And they get increments as they move up.

So I don't know about you, cha-ching

Honey Boo boo made out.

(audience applause)

I agree

Carrie?

I mean these are celebrity kids that are doing

the Dancing with the Stars Junior so these kids

if they haven't learned it already

they should know what this auditioning process is

and it's a whole lot of no.

And that's what Hollywood is,

but real kids I think are definitely getting a raw deal.

They don't know what it feels like to be rejected.

And as adults they get their first job interview ...

Agree And they don't get the job

and then they freak out.

Agree, 'cause as a parent what used to piss me off is

that all the kids would get trophies for playing baseball

and all the kids aren't good.

You didn't even play.

Like you sucked.

But here's your trophy.

(audience applause)

I don't believe in rewarding kids for a job

that's not well done.

They have got to learn at some particular point,

but a celebrity kid I agree with you both ...

Yeah but we've created a system of entitlement

and we know that because we see it reflected

when we see kids go to jobs, people in relationships ...

You have 8 kids.

(laughs)

Not that I've checked I only have two,

but I would definitely rather teach a life lesson

of winners and losers a hundred times

than cultivate a culture of whiny kids

or entitled kids thinking that everybody's going to win.

(audience applause)

Life is rosy.

'Cause then you're setting them up for failure.

And then they not normal.

They go around normal people,

and that's when normal people kinda look at them like uh-un

How about being gracious when you lose?

(audience applause)

Well that's a concept isn't it.

Have the conversation.

There's winners and losers, you've been winning for a while

you're Honey Boo Boo, but now Honey Boo Boo work harder

for next time.

That's it.

(audience applause)

Two new studies say that hooking up

with your ex isn't such a bad thing.

And it also, they say, won't prevent you from moving on.

(audience exclaims)

Now I've given my opinion on this so much

you know what I'm going to say, go ahead Carrie.

Lies!

Its so wrong and I can't believe

that they actually did a study about this.

Two.

Two.

With like, by the way it was college kids and

it was about 300 of them and they

don't know anything about anything yet.

(audience laughing)

You can not have sex with your ex

and not be somewhat emotionally involved in it.

It's not healthy. It's not good.

You're not going to be able to get over somebody

if you're under the same person all the time.

(audience applause)

Well I always say getting under somebody

is the quickest way to get over somebody,

but just not the same somebody that you're with.

Exactly.

And maybe because they're college kids

they don't know the meaning of relationships.

Well sometimes they say practice makes perfect right?

Whoa

Hear me out.

No, hear me out. Hear me out.

Sometimes you need to go back

and get it again, and again, until you ...

And remember women need to separate the act from the emotion

So if you are able to separate We can only do that 3 times

the act from the emotion and you're just going back

for seconds or thirds, sometimes its okay.

If you ...

But you have to be very secure in your situation

to be able to separate yourself from that.

That takes a lot.

Let me tell you why that never works none of the times

100% of the time.

You fall in love with them again.

Its not only falling in love with them again.

You're very comfortable and that's probably one

of the best things about the relationship is sex.

That's why you want to go back and have it again.

Sure.

But the minute one person out that two find a new boo

and that other person has to say,

"Excuse me but all that sex we had we got to stop."

So you breaking up with me twice?

Um

Yeah insult to injury

And if a girl tells a guy that,

the guy going to be like, "Okay that's cool so you met

"a nice dude, okay. So I'm going

"to see you next Tuesday right?"

(audience laughs)

I don't mind sex with an ex just

to ease your way into what it was like.

But its got to be an ex husband,

or an ex who I have children with

it can't be like some 23 year old.

I'm not playing with the millennials

and what they're talking about.

Sukanya, you're married to a hot fireman.

I'm married. I know ...

Listen this is just I think that women need to also

be comfortable in their sexuality

and their expression of sexuality.

I don't think one thing has to do with the other

if you can keep the emotion out of it.

And some times its like an old sweater.

Let me put it like this, so you have an old sweater

It had holes but its so comfortable you put it on.

It feels so good.

Then you wake up one day and you go

you know what its time to get rid of that old sweater.

(audience applause)

But

And you do!

When you're good and ready to get rid of it.

When you have your children and he comes over you know

Its not going to happen in the divorce like that

And then its midnight and the wine is flowing for Finesse

Mm-hmm

And the children the two biggest things

that you both created.

Look they're so adorable.

Here's two things that I'm going to say,

one you going to get that sweater

with some holes stuck in it and poked in it

because the minute the person says, "Hey you a old,

"old sweater again now I'm ready to move on."

The other person is going to stab, stab, stab you.

Yeah I agree

And then as as far as when kids are concerned,

I don't know that would be even harder for me

because I would hate for those kids to be like,

"Ooh, mommy and daddy 'bout to get back together."

and I'm like "Uh-un daddy just here for a break.

"I got a little break and then daddy got

to get back to work."

So that can be confusing on the kids part,

but fine for the parents.

Well if you could keep it all under wraps.

I'm saying adults are adults

Kids need to leave a 5:00 in the morning

(laughing)

at 4:30 in time for Good Day Wake up

Thank you. Thank you.

Leave and don't let the kids know.

But I have no problem with it but you have

to have kids that's all.

I don't believe that having sex with your ex will block it.

I think that you will meet somebody else

and then you have to stop it.

That's all.

Alright, so this next story everybody

is about a guy who threw himself

a baby shower.

What?

Well his girl is pregnant and they broke up during

the pregnancy.

Oh my gosh he's happy

Happy.

Finesse is this a good idea?

I love it. I love it. I love it!

I love it!

(audience applause)

I love it just for the simple fact

that okay the relationship didn't work out

with the young lady, but there are people in

that young man's life who love him and want

to celebrate this important moment in his life

and they want to give him gifts.

(audience applause)

The only negative part is it's called a baby shower.

Instead of now it should be maybe called

a baby daddy shower.

You know what I mean?

But the love is real, and the gifts are real,

and it takes a village so let

that village shower you with gifts.

(audience applause)

Alright, Carrie?

I think it's amazing.

I think we should be celebrating this man.

I think we should be celebrating more fathers

being this excited about having kids

and about wanting to do it on their own.

He's not running away.

He's not mad that they broke up.

He's saying I want to be a part of this kid's life.

He's very practical actually because he has a registry

so now he'll have a stroller at his house.

She's got a baby shower coming for her,

she'll have a stroller at her house and the whole bit.

I just wish that he didn't have it at a hall,

where it looks so fem.

Like I wish he had it at a bar.

A sports bar would make it better?

Yeah

_ I wish all baby showers were at a bar.

I hate going to baby showers.

They're so uncomfortable.

There usually, there's not enough alcohol,

I do not want a mimosa, I want whisky.

I want it to be fun.

I want it to be a party.

Not just like here's some blankets, here's some diapers.

I'm having my baby shower at night in the club, club.

Yes that's what got you in that situation right?

But the bottom line is I say have the baby shower

I think it's fantastic I embrace that.

And you know what you're just one step closer

'cause when he doesn't want to pay for the baby

you can be like take him to court and be like,

"Look at the pictures, you were so happy

"when the baby came."

(audience moans)

Why not continue to pay for it in child support?

I don't understand

I mean it takes a village

that's proof right there.

Sometimes I don't understand why people break up when

they're pregnant because I always say

when he's in that delivery room and sees that head crown

he's going to look at her and say,

"You're a miracle and I love you." To his woman

and then look down here and say,

"Oh my gosh look what you've done.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, okay."

I do. Were you in the delivery room?

Absolutely

It changes your life

I video tapped the like I had the camera above

the curtain and I jus video tapped it

and looked over once and I said,

"Never do that again."

(audience laughs)

But I kept the video tape and I stayed in her ear

the whole time and she was so gassed up

she was smiling she was cracking jokes.

And just to peak over there to see

that she was cut open and blood and gush and everything.

And looking at her face and she going (laughs)

"Is it cute? Do you see it?"

I'm like you don't even know you should be dead right now.

Oh my god!

The miracle of medicine.

Thank you all for being here

(audience applause)

For more information on my fabulous panelist go to

wendyshow.com

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What If Pinhead Was Real? - Duration: 5:05.

Pinhead – the Hell Priest, the Pope of Hell, the Cold man, the Engineer, the Lead Cenobite.

This sadomasochistic is a true creep who shook up the movie villain game when he started

surfacing in the 1980s.

luckily the body mod menance isn't real – but what if he was?

Hello and welcome back to Life's Biggest Questions – the channel that looks to examine

a multitude of queries from science, history, politics and pop culture.

I am your host Rebecca Felgate and today I am asking What if Pinhead was real.

Before we get into this sadomasochistic spook of a video, I want to ask you guys a would

you rather….would you rather date pinhead and everything that involves, or date Slenderman….

Imagine them as Mrs Pinhead or Slenderwoman if that helps in any way.

Slenderman has all the tentacles… but Pinhead…well….he'll cut you up!

Let me know your thoughts in the comments section down below !

Pinhead is the chief cenobite from the Hell Raiser – so if he was real, it would also

mean that the Cenobite race were real, too.

The cenobites are former humans that have been morphed by ritual mutation.

They live in a religious cult called the order of the Gash in a different, hellish dimension.

If this race was real – this would mean that not only are multiverses real, but there

are whole new races of sentient beings out there, with whole separate religions.

Professor Stephan Hawking was right!

Cenobites harvest human souls for ritual mutation.

The use sexual experimentation and torture to push sensation to the maximum in order

to find a true hedonistic way of living.

If Pinhead and his gang were real – you wouldn't want to meet them….

Unless you wanted to have your skin peeled off, anyway.

Although that being said, there are people out there that enjoy being sexually tortured,

so maybe they would seek out the cenobites.

Would they then become one?

Pinhead started out as a human suffering from post traumatic stress following World War

One.

Previously called Captain Spencer, he took part in the Battle of the Somme.

The soldier became shell shocked and disillusioned.

After the war he began testing taboos and eventually came across the Lament Configuration

Box.

When he solved the puzzle of this box he was transported to the Cenobite dimension and

turned into one of them, as his face was cut into squares and adorned with pins in his

skull.

This must mean that humans CAN BECOME Cenobites.

While the Cenobite realm seems a lot like hell, would some humans actually want this?

Possibly!

Although they wouldn't be able to take it back.

For those of us not comfortable living as part of a religious cult, or being experimented

on to the point of the highest physical torture, we might fancy …you know….

Not running into pinhead and his cronies.

If Pinhead was real and we knew about him, it might be the explanation behind a number

of disappearances.

If we knew about Pinhead, I am sure that a team of armed and trained professionals would

be unleased to try and seek him out and obtain the Lament Configuration box.

The box seems to be the key to alternate dimensions – it is not safe in the hands of Pinhead

who uses it to find human experiment subjects.

To stop the Cenobite's travelling dimensions and stealing humans, then we could destroy

the box, although if it is the key to another dimension, I wonder what else it unlocks.

There are so many wider implications here, such as time and space travel – it would

need to be bestowed into trusted scientific hands for experimentation and guarded with

great force.

Another huge question we would need to ask – if Pinhead were real, does this mean that

lucifer, the devil, and the Leviathan are real?!

They are mentioned in hellraiser, and if that is true, if hell is the dimension that the

Cenobites live in and we can travel there using the Configuration Box – could we destroy

hell?

Could we access other dimensions like say heaven….

Which opens up a whole new world of possibilities.

The Cenobites manage to outwit Sherlock Holmes in a story – which makes me worry for the

rest of us!

I have to say - those involved in capturing the Configuration box and Pinhead would need

to be very brave, and very well paid.

The Hell raiser series paints him as a formidable and morally reprehensible enemy and unlike

a lot of horror movie foes, he is presented as intelligent.

What is scarier than a brutal killer?

A brutal killer with a brain.

So, what would you guys do if Pinhead was real.

Let me know in the comments section down below!

Do you think you could outsmart him and if so how would you do it?

He's a blooming creep isn't he!

I wonder if we could ram his face into something and get those pins to pierce through to his

brain?

Too much?

Probably not enough ! Like share.

Thanks for watching this episode of LBQ.

I am your host Rebecca Felgate, I'll catch you in the next video, but until then, stay

curious, stay alert and never ever stop questioning..

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Hello.

My name is Hannah Dickinson and this is "Cheers to you".

Where I'm kicking off my first round of the weekend

by cheersing to all the people

and stories that encourage me to drink.

Cheers to you Japanese Princess

for renouncing your royal status to marry a commoner

but upholding the world tradition of women dating down.

Cheers to you 50 Cent for buying 200 tickets

to Ja Rule's concert so the front row will be empty.

Or cheers to you Ja Rule for finally selling 200 tickets.

Really.

Finally.

Cheers to you Jenna Jameson

for breastfeeding your daughter for 18 months.

That's honestly nothing compared to the 18 years

you breastfed your co-stars.

Cheers to you Don McLean

for dating a woman 49 years younger than you.

I can't imagine anything worse than having sex

with a 74-year-old except ...

paying my own rent.

Does anyone old watch Comedy Central?

Speaking of old men, cheers to you

Ben & Jerry's for putting out a flavor protesting

Trump called Pecan Resist.

Now that two more old white guys

are throwing their nuts around, everything's fixed.

Cheers to you Tomi Lahren for defending

Meghan Kelly's heinous blackface comments.

But who will defend your heinous bangs?

It's not political, it's aesthetic.

They're terrible.

You went from a ten to like a six.

And you don't believe in feminism, so I can say that.

Cheers to you Lime for recalling your electric scooters

in fear they'll catch fire.

Makes sense because every time I ride one, it's (bleep) lit.

Be sure to check out the rest of our show

Monday through Thursday, Every Damn Day.

Cheers.

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London Book Haul | 2018 - Duration: 8:26.

Hi, it's Maija here with a book haul. I visited London last weekend and I picked up a

bunch of books, as you do. I also have another book haul that I need to film, about

all the books that I've bought since my last book haul video, but this is only

the books that I bought in London. Let's start with the most exciting one first, shall

we? I visited Forbidden Planet and I found

The Monster Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson there, and it was, like, five days

or something before the release date, but there it was and it was six pounds off,

so I got it for cheaper than I thought. And I was so happy to find this, I loved

The Traitor Baru Cormorant which is the first book in the series. I read it back

in 2016, I think. Back when I read the first one I was sort of treating it as a

standalone, I really loved it as a standalone, but then I heard that there

was a second one coming and I was bit apprehensive, but now the closer and

closer to the release date we have come, I've just become completely excited to read

this and read more about Baru. So this is a fantasy series about this one woman,

Baru Cormorant, who wants to tear down this empire because of what they did to

her family and her home island. They sort of assimilated her home island and

brought their own values there and killed one of Baru's fathers. She now

wants to take vengeance on this empire from within and is climbing the ranks in

the empire, and she sort of takes this political and economical way to get her

revenge, which I found really interesting. And I'm a sucker for revenge stories,

especially if they focus on "will this person lose themselves in their revenge".

I am so excited. From Forbidden Planet I picked up Nicky

Drayden's Temper. I really liked The Prey of Gods, her debut novel, that I read. It was

set in, like, our world, but this one is a straight-up fantasy book, so I'm very,

very excited to read this one. So this is about people who have vices, and the

vices that they have are branded on their arms - I don't know if you can see,

but there are like tattoos along his arm. He has a twin who only has one vice,

and the main character, Auben, has six vices, so he is marked as lesser

in their society. And it says that "the twins' strained relationship threatens to

snap when Auben starts hearing voices that speak to his dangerous side -

encouraging him to perform evil deeds that go beyond innocent mischief.

Lechery, deceit, and vanity run rampant. And then there are the inexplicable blood

cravings." So I'm excited to see where Nicky Drayden goes with her second novel.

I actually visited Forbidden Planet twice, first with my sister who I was

traveling with, and the second time we went with Claire - her channel is Claire

Rousseau - and we picked up some more stuff on the second go-round.

I picked up a bunch of little bobs and bits that are for gifts, but then I also

picked up one more book, I picked up Jane Yolen's Finding Baba Yaga, and this

is a novel in verse, and it is a reimagining of the Baba Yaga tale,

and I'm a big fan of Baba Yaga, so I picked this one up. I think Bree from Bree Reads

Books has read this and liked it. I also went to Waterstones, the big Waterstones

on Piccadilly, and picked up a few things from there. I got the seventh

volume of The Wicked and the Divine, this is Mothering Invention, and this is by

Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie. And this a series of these gods

reincarnating in modern day and what sort of shenanigans they get up to. And I

think I will have to reread at least the last one before reading this one to get

the full effect, because I'm very quick at forgetting stuff when it comes to

comics. Then I picked something that's not actually fantasy, I picked up

Agatha Christie's Cards on the Table, which is the next Poirot book that I'm

reading in my Hercule Poirot project of reading them in order. And for some

reason this book in English isn't available in any library in Finland.

There were, like, comic adaptations and then there was the Finnish translation,

but I wanted to read it in the original English. So when I saw it at Waterstones

I decided to just buy it for myself. This seems to be about a man who invites

Hercule Poirot to a party where there are murderers present.

Then the last book shop that I bought something from was Persephone Books. So

they are a publisher that focuses on republishing forgotten stuff, especially

by women authors. So I picked up two books from them that I had heard

something about before. I was sort of browsing, but these where the two that

I knew that I wanted. The first book that I bought from there was The Blank Wall

by Elizabeth Sanxay Holding, and this is a crime novel, and it's about an American

housewife who has to rise to the occasion and protect her family from

blackmailers. And I'm a big fan of crime books where the main character isn't one

of the usual suspects, so it's not like the, for example, the man protecting his

family, but like in this occasion it's the housewife who has to protect her

daughter, or her children, from blackmailers. And the second one that I

picked up was this shorter one, it is The Victorian Chaise-Longue by Marghanita

Laski. And this one I really can't describe well what it's about, so I will

just read it from Goodreads. This "tells the story of a young married woman who

lies down on a chaise-longue and wakes to find herself imprisoned in the body of

her alter ego ninety years before." So it's sort of a time travel story. And the

Persephone books usually come in this grey, but then they have different

endpapers and a bookmark with the same endpaper. But it's funny, because this

one, because it's sort of two stories in two times, it has two different endpapers.

The endpaper of The Blank Wall looked like this, I'm not a big fan of it.

But I think all of these endpapers are from the decade that the book

was either written or when the book takes place, so if - for

example this one was published in 1947, and the endpapers are taken from a late

1940's furnishing fabric manufactured and sold in the United States.

Can you believe- Can you imagine having furniture with this fabric on them?

So those were all the books that I picked up in London, I couldn't have picked up

any more because no more would have fit into my hand luggage, but I also picked

up this Disney villain mug. Like, it has the Queen - the Evil Queen - it has

Ursula, Maleficent, and the Queen of Hearts.

I'm not a big fan of the Queen of Hearts. I went to the Disney Store specifically

because I wanted a Disney villain mug that I could take to work and drink from

at work. I was thinking that maybe they would have more Disney villain products

because it's close to Halloween, but they really didn't. So this one was one of the

few... I think they had, like, three villain mugs, and this one was the best of those.

And I do like this side of it, but I think the Maleficent -

Queen of Hearts side, it is a bit too garish in color for my taste.

But this side is great, so I picked this one. Instead of having Disney villain

merchandise they had more The Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise. I do love

The Nightmare Before Christmas, but I was specifically looking for villains. Other

stuff that I picked up from London, I picked up some jelly babies, because I'm

obsessed. With the last of my pounds that I had left on the airport, I picked up some

fancy chocolate. And then I also picked up from a random tea store that we

passed, I picked up some really, really expensive Earl Grey, but it is so good, so

that was a good purchase. So this is my London book haul - I always find it a lot

more fun to actually browse the books that I'm looking for, because we don't

really have specific big fantasy & science fiction book stores in Finland. So

visiting Forbidden Planet is always fun, because I can actually see and browse

and see what I can find from the books. It is a lot more fun than just clicking

stuff online and then waiting for it to come. But I'm still going to film that

other book haul that I mentioned and post it sometime soon, but this was my London

book haul. Let me know if you are excited about any

of these books, and I will see you in my next video.

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Bordello - Inside Vienna's Sexclubs FMA - Duration: 6:08.

Hey it's Total Versext and we are on a field trip today.

It's an experiment.

I always wondered how a brothel looks on the inside.

I often walk by but I would never just enter it.

With this channel I have a wonderful excuse ;)

That's what we are going to to:

We will visit 2 clubs in Vienna.

First: the MAXIM.

Kärntnerstraße 61 in the frist district.

Located at Karlsplatz, a very good address.

We will also take a look: Does the Website

speak the truth? Afterwards we will

move on to the GÜRTEL.

An address where a lot of clubs are next to each other.

We will visit the DISCREET.

A day and night club.

The Maxim opens only at night, the discreet

you can as well visit during daytime.

Let's do this.

That's the entrance of MAXIM.

With a reception.

The MAXIM is, compared to others a huge club.

You will find 20 to 25 girls here every night.

That's the party area.

You can visit the club just for having a nice party.

That's the speciality.

Like in a party cellar, bring your friends.

You can as well watch Pole Dancing.

The girls will do their shows.

Like a varieté.

But you can as well take a girl to a room.

You can as well

book an escort lady over the website.

Here we have the erotic garden.

It's already more

like a Chambre Séparée here.

It's more private here.

You can get in touch with the girls here

and maybe book a room then.

Let's take a look at the rooms now.

You find here: 5 standard rooms,

3 VIP rooms and one BDSM chamber.

We will check them out now.

Let's start with the VIP room.

You treat yourself with extravagance here.

Including a whirlpool,

a silver bed,

with an anti wet mattress.

Speaking of online differences:

the wallpaper

looks a bit different online.

But that's a very small thing.

I already told you about the Sado Maso chamber.

I know a lot of you are into that ;)

Wow.

Fully equipped...

Handcuffs,

including an elevator,

canes,

looks the same online, very impressive.

The gynecology chair.

And the cage!

A must have.

Impressive, let's go

and check out the other club.

I am inside the club DISCREET.

Lerchenfeldergürtel 6, for locals, thats

next to the Lugner City.

I walked by this club like 100 times

always asking myself... what's happening inside?

The front outside is new

so no more Grunge but glamour.

Here we see the party area.

The concept is similar to the MAXIM.

Living by the motto:

You can do everything, but you don't have to.

It's all about having a great time.

But if you are up to it, there are rooms available.

The room names are pretty creative here.

Room number one:

I assume it's the dark grotto.

Playing with BDSM phantasies.

With the gynecologist chair,

the rack, or at least a bench

with cuffs.

There are candles.

And again chains.

What a nice dark grotto.

Here we have

a normal room. The Queens Room.

Dominated by the huge bed.

And that's important.

And then the red chamber. The SM room.

As you can see. A penis cage.

An heavy dildo.

Made for a man i suppose.

Canes and desinfection spray.

A St Andrew's cross,

to be bound and flogged.

And a punishment block.

Pretty heavy.

I will not get inside...

Because I will never get out alone...

Thank's to my team....

they convinced me to get inside this thing.

New experience.

Never done that before...

The block...

The DISCREET is a day and night club

meaning only be open on reservation during the day.

You need to book the girls.

Mail to: office@discreet-wien.at

Hopefully my team will help me out of here.

I can not do it on my own.

Thanks for watching!