- Boys, we had a good birthday party, didn't we, yeah?
- [Jack] Hmm, no. - [Kieren] No.
- It was all right, but anyway,
we're back here in the office,
Marty's office, and we're going to finally do
some episodes of Marty's Internet Show Season 3.
Here's a stroke, any ideas?
- [Jack] Nope.
- None at all... Kieren?
- We get testicular cancer.
- [Marty] I can't do that...
- [Jake Paul] And then we'll be here for 3 minutes.
Only need one thing there, then we'll be on the 7th floor.
- Is that Jake Paul?
- [Jack] Yeah. - Is that fuckin' Jake Paul?
- Yeah.
- Fuckin'!
(phone smacks floor)
No Jake Paul!
Only Logan.
Okay, so look, I didn't mean to overreact,
but when we're in the office, we write, we work.
We work hard.
We don't just give shitty ideas.
Testicular cancer, what was that?
Let's- - My dad has testicular cancer
- Does he actually?
- I don't know. - I don't either.
Anyway!
That Jake Paul video gave me a bit of an idea.
- What was the idea?
- I dunno, you'll find out today on Marty's Internet Show.
That's what we're watching now.
(upbeat electronic music)
♪ Marty has an internet ♪
♪ Marty has an internet ♪
♪ Marty has a internet ♪
♪ Marty has a internet ♪
♪ Marty has a internet ♪
- Sometimes in life, it's not about the strategy.
It's about the execution of it.
It started all of the big YouTubers.
Shane Dawson, Ricegum, Jake Paul, Logan Paul,
Keemstar, Kalab Templeman.
And all of these kids, they all have,
they all have these four things in common.
One: outlandish personalities, crazy bunch of kids.
Two: a bit of drama, bit of drama.
Three: they always try to start beef with each other.
And four: that sweet, sweet merch store money.
They are always plugging that merch store.
And you know, after studying this art of YouTuberism,
I think I've figured it out, and I'm going to use it
with my new YouTube persona: Dirty Burnt Jew.
What's up, Jewheads?
Back 'atcha again with a new video.
It's Dirty Burnt Jew, and today,
we got a really cool challenge.
It's the milk, cinnamon, milk, chilli challenge.
You ready, boys?
- Yeah. - Yeah, sure.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yes, a bit more, a bit more. - Yeah!
- Marty, yeah! - Yeah, woo.
- Yeah, Marty. - Woo, yeah!
- Fuck you!
- Yeah, whoa! - Fuck you!
- Fuck you, fuck you, Marty!
(mumbles)
(gags and coughs)
- I don't want to do it, guys!
I don't want to do anymore. (coughs)
Okay, okay, Kieren! - Fucking do it!
I'll do it, I'll do it! (mumbles)
Can I have a bit of that water?
- [Kieren] Nope, chilis. - [Jack] Chilis.
- [Kieren] Get 'em in ya.
- Woohoo, nice and-- (coughs)
no, no, no, don't!
(techno buildup)
Whoa, shit!
No, no more, I'm not doing all three.
- [Kieren] Go to the next, go to the next.
Come on, the views!
- Oh, you piece of fuckin' shit, oh.
I don't wanna do this anymore; I don't want to!
(vomits)
Okay, the challenge is all right.
The next stage:
vlog.
The vlog's next.
Stage two!
Hey boys.
Just having a fuckin' bit of a
fuckin' Dirty Burnt Jew vlog in the park today.
It's a bit forecast today.
Just hanging out with Jack in the background there.
How you're going, man?
Hey, Ben, Benji!
Benji, over here, come on, man.
Come to vlog. - I'm buying drugs, man.
- It's the Dirty Burnt Jew vlog!
What are you thinking?
Ooh, is that a vape?
Fat clouds, brother!
Now I'm taking this.
Aw, fuck, I forgot he knew karate!
Fuckin' oh, guys, so Benji's a pretty good kick.
We're gonna head on home now and see if we can
do some cool, new videos for Marty's Internet Show.
See how that goes, so if that's okay, you know?
Hey Jack, what's going on, my man?
- Fuck over here! - Oh shit!
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben?
- Fucking don't move!
Fuckin' put that on.
- I don't wanna put it on.
- Put that the fuck on!
- Okay, okay, I'm putting it on, I'm putting it on.
- Yes.
Now kiss.
- No, I'm not, I'm not gay.
- Kiss!
Fucking kiss!
- He might be a bit gay.
Ben, if you watch, you're a fuckin' faggot.
Look...
Look, lemme guess, lemme guess.
You're a YouTuber, aren't you? - Yeah.
- Lemme guess, vlogging channel?
No, gaming channel, right?
- Yep, Roblox. - Roblox.
- And Poptropica.
- Look, you don't have to do this.
Look, I know what it's like.
I know what it's like to have a channel
and nobody's watched your videos, I understand.
It doesn't have to be like this.
If you join with me, we have a strategy.
We can do this together, okay?
You can do it?
Okay, hostage-taker, so look.
We've written our PewDiePie diss track.
It's gonna get us all viral.
I'll do the first bit, you do the second bit, okay?
So after I give you the cue, you start doing it, okay?
You ready?
Okay, here we go!
(rap music)
♪ Uh, yep, Motherfucking Marty in the house ♪
♪ Skeet, skeet, skeet, uh ♪
♪ Yep, let's go ♪
♪ Hey PewDiePie, also known as Felix ♪
♪ Your vids are as original as motherfuckin' trail mix ♪
♪ You ain't even that funny, I miss your gaming vids ♪
♪ but not like actual good ones, ones aimed at kids ♪
♪ I also think your girlfriend's really hot ♪
♪ And she's definitely not a, not a, not a thot ♪
♪ But back to you, remember when you said the n word? ♪
♪ And you meant it, you racist, cause you said the n word ♪
♪ You're a fucking racist, said the n word that time ♪
♪ You're a fucking racist ♪
♪ And you think black people are not fine ♪
♪ You a fucking racist, you hate black people ♪
♪ You're a fucking racist who hates black people ♪
♪ But also your vids are also not that good ♪
♪ Maybe you should get some advice ♪
♪ From the guys from the good hood, like Ricegum ♪
♪ Or Jake Paul, or Keemstar, or Logan Paul ♪
♪ Make some good content, you racist piece of shit ♪
♪ If you think it's funny saying (beep), you'll get hit ♪
♪ Yep, yep, now it's your turn ♪
♪ Remember your bit? ♪
♪ Remember your bit? ♪
Gimme the fucking gun.
Come to my fucking office and try to do this fucking shit.
You think you're fucking gonna do this to me?
- I just wanted to watch The Boss Baby.
- Fuckin' coming into my house
and trying to do this shit to me?
You know what?
I'm gonna fucking unmask you, you piece of shit.
You know what?
Kieren?
- Yeah. - Why?
- I wanted to watch The Boss Baby.
- Get out from the chair, come on.
Jack, get up too, man.
I thought this, this YouTube stuff would be pretty cool.
Like that's how everyone's getting big these days.
Vlogs, challenges, diss tracks, but you know what?
You can't just...
you can't just do what everybody else does.
You gotta be original, and you know what?
I think you, Ben, Benji, Kieren, Jack, Marty,
I think altogether that we can make
one of the most original TV shows ever.
- Nothing you make is original.
(slaps)
(upbeat electronic music)
- Oh, Bobby.
- [Kieren] Think of the views.
- It better get a million.
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These big names of Bollywood do Strict hatred with alcohol and cigarettes,
Nowadays whether there is a common man or a Bollywood celebrity
Cigarettes and alcohol addiction are usually for every person
In the film world alcohol and cigarette addiction are seen more
But today we are going to tell you about some such famous stars in the hindi film industry
There is no one to take away from alcohol and cigarettes
So let's know who is this Bollywood celebrity who has nothing to do with alcohol and cigarettes
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John Abraham
Our first name comes in this list
Bollywood's most Macho actor John Abraham
Let me tell you that John is one of those film industry actors
Who do not even use cigarettes and alcohol
Their fit body and good health are the same rule
That John keeps himself away from bad habits like alcohol and cigarettes
For John Abraham his fitness matters most
And they keep away from all bad habits to keep it under control
Even though being part of the film industry
John kept himself away from alcohol and cigarettes, its very much appreciative
Akshay Kumar
Akshay Kumar, the famous actor named "Fitness Freak" in Bollywood
They also keep themselves away from cigarettes and alcohol
Akshay has not even hired a drop of liquor till date
These days, their fellow artists also keep on telling the people how timely they are for their fitness
Akshay Kumar, who is always aware of his health, never becomes a part of any late night party
Their daily routine is so strong that they do not go to any launch or party late night
Because they have to follow their routine and sleep early at night
It is probably the discipline of Akshay
Because of this, he is the king of Bollywood till date
Siddharth Malhotra
Siddharth Malhotra is an actor who comes from nowadays younger generation
Despite this, Siddharth Malhotra does not have the habit of smoking cigarettes or alcohol
Siddhartha is the only Bollywood actor
Whose picture has two times come on the cover page of Men's Health India twice
Siddhartha is very conscious about his diet and workout
Under no circumstances do any computations from their daily routine
Siddharth Malhotra's name can be taken as an example for the youth
Abhishek Bachchan
Abhishek Bachchan, the only heir of the Bachchans family,
Keep away from bad habits like cigarettes and alcohol
Abhishek is not a fitness frick but in spite of this, he also adopts a healthy diet to keep himself fit
Abhishek Bachchan has no passion for making body till date
But dearly and disciplined about your daily routine,
Amitabh Bachchan
Bollywood superstar Amitabh Bachchan has always kept himself away from alcohol and cigarettes
This is also one of the reasons Amitabh Bachchan has been fit and fine in this age
Despite spending years in Bollywood
Amitabh has kept himself away from bad habits like alcohol and cigarettes
Amitabh taking care of his health , All Alloholic Substances are kept away from themselves
And believe in to eat vegetarian food
Amitabh Bachchan may have played an alcoholic in the super hit film 'Sharaabi'
But the truth is that Big B has kept himself away from these habits
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Chhattisgarh's Korba district in Hassadev river on Sunday Morning got floating stone
Which is a matter of curiosity
Show some children swimming in the river floating in the water
After touching it and it was found that the stone
Children throw stones out of water and see them thrown repeatedly
But the stone did not sink and floated
The weight of the stone is about 5 kg and the name Ram is written on it
The children gave this information to the people, in the beginning, people ignored it was children's joke
Children were able to pull the people up to the river
As soon as some people saw the stone, the same thing spread like a fire in the forest
And see only there was a crowd of people near the river
A few days before Ramnavmi Only with such stones found in the area Rumors have started
Someone is telling this stone the part of the Ram Setu, so someone is saying this miracle
At present, this stone is placed in the Shiv Temple at the bank of the canal
where people are crowded to see it
This is not the first time that Ram Shila has been found in the Hasedev river
Apart from the Sitamarhi cave temple, Ramshila is also kept in the Kudaramal Hanuman temple
This makes it clear that the concept of Shila is in some way connected to the river Hasdeo,
From where such specific rock stones have been found
Several types of foothills are found on the earth
Fountain rocky stones formed in intervals of thousands of years
But there is the effect of mixing different elements with heat and pressure
Many times, there is a combination of wood, clay and sand in the construction of rocky stones
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