- Can I pick it up?
- No!
- Ew, there's something gooey.
- We found friendship.
- Ohh!
- Ahh!
(laughs)
- Hi, I'm Rita Slayworth.
- And I'm Zenoch.
- I'm Elizabeth Terror.
We're from Zombie Burlesque and this is
- [All] What's in the Box?
- Brains.
- You think so?
- That's not brains.
- Are you sure?
It smells like brains.
- I want brains.
- Ew.
- Brains.
- That's not it.
- [Zenoch] No brains here.
- [Elizabeth] No brains.
- [Zenoch] Who puts their hand in first?
- Not me.
(laughs)
- You go.
- (whines)
I'm so nervous right now.
Oh!
- Do you think you know what it is?
- No.
- Is it scary though?
- No.
- Ooh!
- I dropped it.
- I think I broke it.
- I broke the baby!
- Is it hard or soft?
- It's hard, it's a bowl of something.
(gasps)
- A bowl?
- I know what it is.
- You do?
- No, I wanna see first.
- I know what it is.
- What is it?
- Oh, yeah, it's like a bowl of nuts or something.
- (yells)
- I know what it is.
- Oh, candy corn!
- Candy corn.
- It's candy corn, it's a bowl of candy corn.
- (shouting)
- You have brains.
- Candy corn!
(growls and chewing)
- I'm good with about like one piece.
- Yeah, candy corn's hard.
- I can't really eat anymore.
- It's a lot of sugar and these ladies have to be
in their underwear nightly, so.
(laughs)
We're probably just gonna have one piece each.
I love candy corn.
I'm voting for it in the next election.
Shove it up my nose.
- I mean, I think it would fit.
- Can you get a close-up on that?
Yeah, if you could just zoom in right on
the candy corn up my nose.
- [Elizabeth] This is good advertising.
- I studied theater.
I went to college for this.
- [Elizabeth] I went to college for this.
- I've had a residency in Las Vegas.
- [Elizabeth] Now this. Ready?
(laughs)
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] Something else has been put in the box.
I wonder what it is.
- Is it brains now?
- Oh it's easy.
It's brains.
- Check it. You'll know.
- It's brains?
Is it brains?
- Is it brains?
- It's totally brains.
- I want brains.
- I'm sensing a theme here.
- Oh.
- A hat.
- No, it's, you don't know what that is?
- Stick your hand in it.
- That's what she said.
(laughing and yelling)
- What do you think it is?
- I know what it is.
I think it's a pumpkin.
- It's a jack-o-lantern.
- Jack-o-lantern.
- Specifically, it's cut out.
- Okay, well, a jack-o-lantern.
- But also, a hat, see?
Told you!
It's a fascinator.
- It's a jaunty little hat.
- It's a fascinator.
- You try this on.
- Yeah, can I, just?
- On this side?
- Other side?
- Oh, that's cute.
- (laughs)
- [Rita] Jack-o-lantern hat.
- (groaning)
- Go ahead.
- No.
(laughs)
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] Do you know what it is?
What is it?
- It's not a treat.
It's a trick.
(creepy music)
- Oh, I'm gonna die.
This is shaving cream.
This is toilet paper.
- Toilet paper.
- Yeah, it's like stuff you would
do a house like.
- Oh, like Teepeeing a house. Yeah.
- Oh, it's two rolls of toilet paper.
- This is probably like silly string or something.
- No, it's shaving cream.
(laughter)
- Are we having a shaving cream fight?
- No, we shouldn't, but I want to so bad.
- I know, me too.
(laughing)
- (singsongy) It's in your hair.
Oh here, we got toilet paper.
- You can just wipe it off with toilet paper.
- Fix my hair, Zenoch.
- It's not the first time you've had white
creamy stuff on you.
So, you're gonna have to get harder items,
'cause we're zombies and we're pretty smart.
- [All] We eat brains!
- And we have brains.
- So, yeah.
- We're really smart.
- I mean.
- Gonna have to get a little more difficult than
that toilet paper.
- It's mostly because I gave you like a really good hint.
- You did give us a really good hint.
- That was a really good hint.
- It was a super good hint.
- And very in the spirit of the holiday.
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] It's my dead wife's head.
It's not a head?
- Um, so a good hint for this would be
there's a new version of this coming out
or has already come out.
- iPhone.
- [Rita] That was a good guess, Liz.
(gasp)
- [Sophia] Don't break it.
Don't break it.
Zenoch, you're gonna like this.
- That's an action figure.
- Mmhmm, that's right down your alley.
- [Zenoch] Oh, Frankenstein?
Wolfman?
- [Rita] No, not quite.
- Dracula?
- Think about a new version of this just came out
and it represents what that is.
- This is an action figure.
- Venom?
- Harry Potter?
- Is it Venom?
- Not quite.
- [Both] Spiderman?
- Nope, you're close.
Think of the spirit of the holiday.
- Oh, that's not what I was holding.
- What holiday is it?
- Oh this is a DVD.
- What holiday is coming up?
- Halloween.
Mike Myers!
- Oh!
Michael Myers.
Halloween.
- It's the new version of
- Halloween.
- Ish. But what is it?
- This is a DVD.
- It's Halloween!
- Yes.
- Right, it's a DVD of Halloween and that's Mike Myers.
- And an action figure.
(screams)
- I haven't seen Halloween, so.
- Is that the one with Jamie Lee Curtis?
I don't watch scary movies, I have to tell you.
- Is Mike Myers the guy who plays this?
- That's the name of that character is Michael Myers.
- The character is Michael Myers.
- Oh!
- It's not Mike Myers.
- See I thought you guys were talking about
the actor,so I was like I don't know why you're
saying Mike Myers yes or no.
(laughs)
- (Imitating Voice) Gimme your boob.
(playful shrieks)
- This is every moment of a Mike
(laughs)
a girl in her underwear getting stabbed.
- This is also zombie burlesque.
- Oh, he can carve this.
- Aw.
- (gasps) Oh my God, make a jack-o-lantern!
- Happy Halloween Michael Myers.
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] At Christmastime, you put your
presents under this.
- [Rita] It's supposed to be Halloween.
- Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.
- It's not Christmas yet, Zenoch.
- Oh shit, okay.
You'll get it.
Super easy.
- [Elizabeth] It's a bowl.
A pumpkin bowl.
- [Zenoch] Yeah.
- (gasps) It's a candy bowl.
- Oh it's a bowl of candy.
(groans)
- Yes!
- Milk Duds.
- Reese's.
- Yay!
Reese's are my favorite.
- Oh, she loves.
Yeah, so.
- Hey!
- Sorry.
- Is that a cut?
Can we go?
Are we done?
- I feel like this was sabotage.
Candy corn.
(laughs)
Chocolate.
- Again, these girls have to be in their
underwear in like seven hours.
Would you break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar?
- (singing) Gimme a break, gimme a break,
break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
- When did they start making candy so hard to open?
Is that how they're hoping to fight obesity?
- So that people can't hide razor blades in them anymore.
Makes it a lot harder in it.
- Ew, who did that?
- It's harder to put the razor blades in.
This has been another segment of (laughs)
- The more you know.
- The more you know.
And knowing makes you a superstar.
(laughing)
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] I don't like that Josie is filming.
That's not a good sign.
Okay, hi everybody.
You wanna go 1-2-3 at the same time?
What you found it?
- It's a snake.
Is it a snake?
(shrieks)
- It's a snake.
- It's not living though.
- Can I hold it?
Is it a snake?
Can I hold it?
- Is it a snake?
Is it a living snake?
(gasps)
- Can I pick it up?
- No!
- Hi baby.
(yelling)
- Oh my gosh.
- [Elizabeth] Don't scream.
- I already screamed, it's too late.
- Ooh, is it gonna snap at me?
- Oh my God.
- (whispers) Can I hold it?
Hello handsome.
- There's his tongue.
- Hello.
He's just sniffing.
- Touch it.
Just touch it.
It's fine, he's not gonna get you.
- Oh it is soft.
- He's soft.
- I do like this skin.
Can I get boots in this?
- Hi, sweet baby.
- Hi.
- Oh my God, I can't believe you guys are so brave.
He is cute.
Or she, who knows?
- Oh my God, it's a snake.
- Just be gentle.
(nervous groans)
- No, it's okay.
- No, it's not okay.
- It's fine, she's okay.
- Hi.
Yeah, I'm okay.
That's cute.
That's about as close as it needs to get.
- Look, he's looking at you!
- (shouting) Yes!
Hi.
(laughing)
What's up, bro?
- Liz, go for it.
- I'm Liz and you're Elvira.
(whispers) And you're mine now.
- You know if you handle snakes, you can up your rate.
- Ooh!
(laughs)
- Do I get paid more today 'cause I picked it up?
- Hey, I picked it up, too.
- (baby talk)You're the prettiest baby
snake I've ever seen.
- Do you have an apple?
Do you have an apple you'd like to offer anybody?
It's a biblical reference.
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] Okay, whose hand is going in first?
- [Rita] Nose goes.
- [Elizabeth] Not it.
I did the snake first.
- Alright.
I'm so scared after last time.
- [Rita] Is it brains?
- [Elizabeth] Can we eat it?
- Oh, um, it's a (zombie growl).
That's a (zombie growl).
- Perfect.
- This is furry.
- It's a mask.
But that's a (zombie growl).
- Oh my God!
- What?
- I felt something hairy.
- It's fur.
It's not real.
- [Elizabeth] What's happening in this box right now?
That's me.
- Hi Liz.
- Hi Rita.
- Do you have that?
- That's a (zombie growl) if I remember correctly.
- That's a (zombie growl), right?
That's a (zombie growl).
(snickering)
I do this nightly.
This is so, like, I literally do this nightly
six nights a week.
- Oh, wow. This is fancy.
- Oh, there's teeth?
Ow!
First of all, teeth and a (zombie growl)
do not belong together.
- We need to talk about this.
- So I don't know who taught you or where
you learned your lesson from, but
these should remain as far away from this as possible.
They are not that veiny.
I don't have to tell you guys.
(laughs)
If your (zombie growl) looks like this,
call a doctor.
Don't even call him, just go.
- Like detached?
- Yeah, well, especially.
- Is this stressing you out?
(laughs)
- Yes it is stressing me out.
- You're so pretty.
(mumbles through vampire teeth)
- Oh my God.
- You have some lipstick on your teeth.
Your fang.
On your fang.
No, other side.
- I can't get it.
- Here, let me help.
(laughs)
- What if like, that, was what your hand looked like?
Turn! Make a u-turn!
(zombie growl) you!
(laughs)
- Is this how you have sex?
My mom never taught me the right way.
- Oh, that's unfortunate.
- Well, your mom should not teach you how to have sex.
(laughs)
(bell dings)
- [Zenoch] We're like Charlie's Angels, but better.
I'm the pretty one.
You're the smart one.
She's the whore.
(laughs)
- Yay!
- Is it gonna bite me?
Oh!
Ew there's something gooey.
- What is it?
- (shrieks) I don't know I think it might be
Oh, it feels like hamburger or like turkey or
(groans)
Okay, you guys go.
I can't.
- Like raw?
- I don't know.
- Yeah, for real.
Ew.
It's supposed to be brains.
But it's like turkey meat.
- Liz stick your hand in.
- No!
- Oh, I was right!
- What?
You know there's a new drug-resistant strain
of salmonella going around.
(laughs)
A snake you can handle, but raw fucking hamburger?
- It's already dead!
I prefer it fresh.
(groans)
- I told you it was brains.
I told you it was supposed to be brains.
- But wait, who guessed that?
- The smart one.
- No, the whore.
You're the smart one.
I'm the pretty one.
That's a cute idea, though.
- That is cute.
Except for it's like gross.
- You should use it in the show.
- I don't wanna.
- You don't wanna?
- It's just a hamburger patty, I mean.
- Can you just, like, cook it real fast?
(laughs)
Just heat it up real quick.
(imitates pan sizzling)
- I'm not gonna eat it.
Cause seriously, there's a drug-resistant strain
of salmonella going around.
What we zombies like to do when we're eating brains
is we scoop 'em out.
You wanna cut the top of the head off, and then scoop the
brains out, and then make a nice little patty.
- Like this.
- That was actually a delightful walk-through.
(shrieking)
(laughing)
- There's brains on the floor.
- No! There's brains on the floor.
(shrieking)
Now it's on your toe.
(laughing)
- Did I mention I'm an anorexic zombie?
- And you're vegan, too, aren't you, a little bit?
- I'm vegan.
I'm a vegan zombie.
- Oh, I forgot you are.
C'mon.
- No!
- Make a snake out of it.
- Or (zombie growl)
- Well, they're sort of the same shape.
- Also if your (zombie growl) looks like this,
go see a doctor.
- Also, if your (zombie growl) looks like this:
run, don't walk to the emergency room.
- If you can run.
- Mm, my hands smell so good.
(groan)
What else can we make?
So I made a (zombie growl).
That's the one thing I made.
Now I'll make a
- Bat.
(Aww)
- Listen, it happens to everybody.
- It's okay.
- Look, it's a bat.
- Yay!
- It's a bat-a-rang.
What if I threw it?
- Boomerang!
(shrieking)
(laughing)
- It's a bat-a-rang.
I think this is the last one, right?
- It's supposed to fly back?
(screaming)
- No, don't do it.
Don't do it.
- I wanna do it so bad.
- Do it.
- I swear to God.
Look at this robe!
- Oh, you're right.
That has to go on stage tonight.
But that doesn't!
(screaming)
- Hers doesn't!
Hers is out of the show!
(laughing)
(gasping)
- Zenoch, stop it!
(laughing)
- Brains.
Ow!
We have been Zombie Burlesque and we want to
thank you for watching What's in the Box on
Vegas.com and
- [All] Happy Halloween!
(zombie growls)
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