Waching daily May 1 2018

hello

my name is

Michael Hendrix

and I will be auditioning for the role of oh

he's stupid hi my name is Michael Hendrix and I

will be auditioning for the role of Paul oh she's stupid grandad what I am trying to

record a self tape a sex tape no a self tape a sex tape no grandad a self tape

audition for a short film

a sex tape can you be quiet for five

minutes please please hello my name what are you doing on the

floor I'm father and I can't get up here let me use your legs bend at the knee

bend your knee binge it okay why are you bicycling you don't have to

bicycle okay you know just just stand up just okay now are you playing game okay

great are you even trying to stand huh are you even trying to get up

just stand up did he just fall asleep thank you now that you up

can you be quiet so I can finish this something but first can you uh oh you

keep on the bathroom yeah go grab your granddaddy he's medicine

come on granddad I have like 15 minutes to have yourself takes a minute oh I

don't want 5,000 miles for your rights and you can't walk two three four step

to the bathroom and get your granddaddy's medicine I don't clean I

mean I take showers every morning well most morning if I have time and if

it's not too cold outside but if it's one of those non shower days I just do

the underarms thing and I'm done you is nice speed granddad I'm reading this you

ready to tell me you don't well shoot jingle bells Brenda no no no no I'm

trying to gather daddy Christmas tree I'm trying to do myself Hey sexting are

you okay sir no I'm not okay but I will be once I submit this sub tape well why

don't you open up the box and see what's in right now I don't want to open up the

vine is they make you feel better why don't you open it I don't want to open

the box bring it I don't want to open the box I don't care what's in the damn

box

it was hard to find an opportunity in California and that was even harder here

I know that I'm here to take care of you I know that but you have to understand

that I also have to take care of myself

can you please just give me five minutes to finish this self tape please I'm

sorry son I'll let you go record your self tape thank you

sorry

we okay

you

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DIA DO TRABALHO - Duration: 1:48.

Everyone has a job

But... what's YOUR job?

Why are you here?

What makes you wake up every morning?

Everyday

How can you enjoy your time better today?

Not tomorrow.

Not thinking about the past.

How can you enjoy YOUR life?

I've lost many time

living someone's else life

People are such important for us to be together

But

Not to wasting our time living the life

that was designed by anybody else

Don't waste your day "mixing folders"

Typing on your keyboard

Stop making "busy" sounds like

"glamorous"

More than a labor day, for sure

We still have a lot to fight for

I hope you have a great day

But, more than that

I hope you have a f* cool life's work

May 1st, Labor Day

#VIDAORGANIZADA

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New Income Splitting Rules For Small Business Taxes - Duration: 4:34.

I've talked about income splitting through a corporation before in this series,

but things have changed!

Last December, the Federal Minister of Finance, Bill Morneau, revealed some new rules and

in this video, I want to discuss if and how the changes could affect you, your business

your family, and of course, your taxes.

I'm Peter Guay and you're watching Do It Together Financial Planning.

If you recall from my previous videos, income sprinkling is used by small business owners

or incorporated professionals to redirect their business income to family members who

are in lower tax brackets, usually by issuing dividends. These dividends are often discretionary so

the owner can direct any amount in a particular tax year to a given family member, so long

as they are shareholders of the company.

Now, this only worked for lower-taxed family members who were 18 years old and older because of

what is known as the Tax on Split Income (TOSI) or in the industry, it's known as the 'kiddie tax.'

Family members who were under 18 have the highest marginal tax rate applied to dividends like that,

so that was never an option.

I don't want to get into too much details about the basics of income sprinkling so I'll

link that video below for a refresher.

The government has changed these rules specifically to target incorporated professionals (Doctors,

lawyers and others) who are benefiting from lower tax rates on what would have otherwise

been fully taxable income at the highest marginal rates, if not for the corporation.

In other words, the government is essentially making the argument that these incorporated

professionals aren't adding any economic value to society by their decision to incorporate,

and should therefore not benefit from many of the tax advantages of doing so.

So what are the changes?

The TOSI rules have been extended to cover adult shareholders of private corporations,

as well as the minor children that it already applied to before.

The question then becomes: If you're a private corporation owner and would like to pay dividends

to relatives who are shareholders, when can you do so without being caught by the new rules?

Essentially, to escape these new rules, you have to be able to show a significant involvement

in the business.

The Federal government is putting what they're calling 'clear, bright-line tests' or

'off-ramps' to exclude some family members from the TOSI rules.

Let's look at these exclusions.

One for is the business owner's spouse, providing they are over 65 years old.

Another is for adults over 18 years old who have made a significant labour contribution to the business,

which the CRA is measuring at an average of 20 hours a week, during the

year or during any of the five previous years.

Here's another: if you're age 25 or over, you can be exempt from the TOSI rules if you

hold over 10% of the share value and it earns less than 90% of its income from the

provision of services.

This exemption doesn't apply to professional corporations though.

And finally, if you receive capital gains from qualified small business corporation

shares and they are not subject to the highest marginal tax rate on the gains under existing

rules, the new exception rules will apply.

So what happens if you don't fall into one of these categories?

Well, anyone who is 25 or older, who does not meet any of the exclusions described above

would be subject to a reasonableness test to determine how much of any dividend they received,

if any, should be taxed at the highest marginal tax rate.

In certain cases, adults aged 18 to 24 who have contributed to a family business with

their own capital will be able to use the reasonableness test on that related income.

Now, one of my pet peeves is that this has only made the tax code more complicated, which adds

more potential for unintended consequences.

There's no doubt that these rules are messy and will have accountants working lots of

overtime to figure out to whom and how they should apply.

As always, I'll put some links below if you want to read more about the new changes.

In my next video, we'll look at the new rules about passive income,

or investment income inside corporations.

So don't forget to subscribe to get the notification when that video goes up.

Please remember to share follow, like!

Thanks so much for watching!

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How Do Airbags Work? - Duration: 3:34.

Normally, something blowing up in your face is bad.

But right about now, this chemical reaction could very well save your life.

It takes 50 milliseconds for you to hit the steering wheel in a crash.

Everything we're about to tell you goes down even faster.

Your car has to be able to detect when a potentially deadly crash is happening.

You don't want your airbag deploying every time you hit a pothole or get in a fender-bender.

Your car has an accelerometer -- several, actually, in case one fails or goes off by

mistake -- that detects sudden, rapid changes in velocity.

In one model, a ball bearing is normally held in place by a magnet, but in a crash, it comes flying free

And it flies right into an electrical circuit that tells the car's computer to deploy

the airbags.

Airbags don't just fill with gas like a balloon blowing up.

That'd be way too slow.

The gas that fills airbags is actually produced by a chemical reaction.

The classic example is sodium azide, which is stable until it's heated.

In a crash, a small explosive or heating element called a squib goes off and ignites the sodium azide

which decomposes quickly to nitrogen gas and sodium metal

That sodium metal could react with water in the air to produce corrosive sodium hydroxide,

so airbag manufacturers include some other compounds to react it into sodium oxide and

alkaline silicate instead.

By the way, this technology we described is a little outdated.

Nowadays, most frontal airbags are inflated with guanidine nitrate, but it works just

the same as sodium azide: you're creating a lot of Nitrogen gas.

And accelerometers have changed with the times, too.

They're a lot more sophisticated than the ball bearing thing.

Meanwhile, the nitrogen gas is totally harmless, being the main ingredient in, y'know, air.

Just a small handful of sodium azide can produce 67 liters of nitrogen.

And that volume of gas creates enough pressure to fill the airbag in less than 40 milliseconds.

Quick 1st Law refresher: an object in motion stays in motion.

So: When your car hits something, it stops, but your body keeps moving forward.

And if it keeps moving forward right into the steering wheel or dashboard, that's

bad news for you.

So the airbag is there to slow you down more gradually than a steering wheel would.

But this rapidly inflating cushion isn't actually pillowy soft.

The front face of the airbag moves toward you at between 150 and 250 mph.

And if you were to hit it while it was still inflating, that might be almost as bad as

hitting the steering wheel.

To properly slow you down, an airbag has to have blown up already when you hit it.

So that means the accelerometer detects the crash, the squib ignites the sodium azide,

the nitrogen gas is produced -- and in 50 milliseconds, it's already blown up in your

face and started to wind down.'

Between 1987 and 2015, frontal airbags saved 44,869 lives.

That's a summer evening at Dodger Stadium's worth of people, and a lot of people around

to cheer thanks to one chemical reaction and some ingenious physics.

Thanks for watching and remember to drive safe

This explosion could save your life but it's still better if it doesn't have to happen

If you like this video help us make more by clicking here to subscribe and then hitting the bell to get notifications

Seriously, do it

Also, if you're curious about the Takata airbag recall

we threw a link in the description so you can check to see if you're car's been affected

Thanks for watching and we'll see you next week

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Lewis Hamilton | Trailer · #WhatsYourDrive - Duration: 1:03.

Growing up, instead of hanging out with friends on the weekends

and doing normal stuff, I was racing.

Hey buddy.

It's really a platform for me to inspire young kids doing what I do.

Kids are the future.

Music is one of the most important things in my life.

I don't take it for granted, the opportunity that I have.

I see it as a challenge to rise.

I see it as a moment to lift my guys up.

It's a great journey.

Feeling it.

We will dig deep together.

Give me five, give me five.

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BhaDiPa's Travel & Lifestyle Channel - Bharatiya Touring Party #Bha2Pa - Duration: 1:13.

Real Places

Real People

Real Stories

BhaDiPa Gets Real

Subscribe to Bhadipa's new Travel & Lifestyle channel Bharatiya Touring Party #bha2pa

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İzlə! VÜQARIN ƏN YENİ ŞEİRLƏRİ - sona qədər bax - SEVGİ SEİRLƏRİ 2018 (ABUNE OL)(PAYLAS)(BEYEN) - Duration: 16:05.

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*NEW* FORTNITE Season 4 DANCES in REAL LIFE! - Duration: 2:31.

ORANGE JUSTICE

POPCORN

HYPE

GROOVE JAM

RESPECT

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What is the point of life? - Duration: 8:51.

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Porsche GT3 vs. Audi R8 RWS | My cars on the track! - Duration: 14:57.

It's the first time for me that I use the GT3 on the track

I'm not sure if you want to be your own passenger?

No!

That is still innocuous!

Before I throw up, I'll let you know

that's good

I'm doing the intro for today, because Sophia is eating, like constantly eating...

That's so rude

I can't talk while eating, let's do the intro again

okay!

Hi guys and welcome from Meppen

I'm at the racepark today and this is

racetrack which is not very long

but it's very tricky, because it has lots of corners

I was invited by the Fast-Club to join the trackday

some cars are already driving as you can hear

And I thought that

I bring both cars here

There is no better place for testing and comparing both cars

I already did some laps with an instructor to learn the track

I will start with the...

GT3

I will have some laps with that car

after that I will drive the R8

and then I can explain the differences of the both cars

and which car is better for the track

Okay, let's go!

Next to me is Patrick

Hello!

and Patrick is... well, what are you actually doing here?

I'm a race instructor

coaching for each individual participant

I show them the track and how to drive the perfect racing line

How to drive on a track, where to brake, when to steer

so you are a professional

something like that, yes

but I bet you have more race experience than I have

Well... I don't know, we will see when we are on the track

Exactly! And I thought that Patrick can evaluate my driving

and how the car performs

you have probably lots of experience in this car

yes, like the entire day so far

and now we have somebody who can better determine the differences between the R8 and GT3

Exactly!

Let's go!

Are you ready?

Yes I am, let's go!

yes you are still ready

what do you mean by "still ready"?

for now you can show thumbs up

of course!

the car is already warm

perfect!

I'm doing a warm-up lap first

yes

this corner is tricky

yes but you did it well

that was perfect

you can say what you want if I did a mistake

for now there is nothing to complain about

I like to hear that

very good!

I have a plug for the seatbelt somewhere here

I need that otherwise the car beeps all the time

well that is difficult, but... yes I found it

great, thank you!

now I can focus on driving

very nice!

perfect!

Aren't you afraid of being a passenger of somebody you don't know?

No!

that was loud and clear

at this point you need to stay on the right

push it now!

just like that!

I can feel my arms

yes!

nice driving close to the wall

and back down

wow

outstanding!

I'm very keen!

My arms feel stiff already

how come? You look so relaxed?!

you look like being on Holidays

If I look that relaxed I bet I can act that real good

because I'm everything but relaxed right now

yes here you have to... like that

steer a bit earlier, yes, like that

that was nice

very good

just a short note: this is a training for driving safety

it is not about fast laps

yes, exactly. We also have to attend road signs

It maybe looks faster than it really is

there are also speed cameras

exactly!

this is just a regular...

well

slowly course

slow for you, yes

it is really challenging what you do here. Very good!

I have to say that this is the very first time that I took the GT3 on a track

considering that, you are doing awesome

and I really feel how great this car actually is

especially with the semi-slicks

yes

the car is so great, it also forgives you small mistakes

there is actually no better car for racing than that

yes, but we will also try the R8 in a minute and see how this car is like

exactly! Porsche GT3 vs. Audi R8 RWS

Rear wheel drive

Just like this car!

yes, just like this car!

best comparison! Let's see which car is doing better

I already have aching muscles, I guess we will

change the car now

Yes, I need a short brake and change the car

what's your conclusion so far?

I mean, you know the GT3 already but what's your opinion?

I am overwhelmed by this car and there is actually nothing better than this on the racetrack!

I mean you feel it by yourself how easy it is to handle that car

well, easy is not the correct word

if I was stronger maybe

of course it is exhausting but it forgives you small mistakes

and it is a reliable car for these purposes

so

back again

we survived

but you were so relaxed?!

I didn't expected that°

Awesome!

I can't believe you are so relaxed

I have to!

especially when you drive with strangers where you don't know how they drive

you are sitting like in a theater watching a movie

yes

that is so tough

you have to discard the fear

Did she perform well?

yes, she did really well!

okay, I promised you 10€ for saying that!

She really knows what she is doing

okay

did you bribe him?

and when you have such a reliable vehicle...

it smells really bad now

why don't you take a shower Sophia?

now we make the instant comparison

yes

The R8 RWS does not come on semi-slick tires

we have the Pirelli P-Zero on the RWS

that means, we basically know

that the car will not stick as good on the road as the GT3

by the way: thank you very much Fast-Club

plug!

now let's start right?!

Yes, let's go!

Okay, we switched to the R8 now

Exactly, one of 999 cars

yes

The seats are totally different now

I didn't choose the bucket seats for this car

very comfortable and valuable

nice car!

it's not that perfect for the track but..

anyway, let's try it

yes let's do it

nice!

my seat feels elevated, that is so weird

when you sat in the GT3 before

okay, but it looks pretty comfortable so far

oh dear, nice!

that popping exhaust!

yes it has a very nice sound

I let him overtake, this car is still not warm anyway

it feels different to drive this car right?

yes it feels definately different

is it more comfortable or easier for you?

or is it more difficult?

I feel that the handling is easier in this one

because you don't feel the ground as good as in the GT3

in the GT3 you really have to grab the steering wheel properly

you don't have that on this car. You can drive in next if you want

oh great, yes please!

this car really feels more like a daily driver

yes

but I have to say..

it's more for the daily use

I actually need a comparison with the same tires

we don't have that in this case

no, you are right

now make some noise at the wall

slowly going right

exactly!

just like that!

Outstanding!

very nice!

I like this track, because there are many corners

yes!

are we alone again?

no

what's going on here?

I bet they are all afraid driving next to me

nicely driven line

same here

you have a very nice feeling for the car. I feel very safe

what are the differences that you notice in comparison to the GT3?

the first difference that I spotted is, that the GT3 provides more racetrack-feelings

tires, brakes and all that are different of course in comparison to a more road focused car like this one

but the R8 is still a supercar too of course

there is a bit more understandment involved

the Porsche has a more aggressive look of course

so that makes the difference

Yes, especially...

it's not that hardcore like

the R8 has more HP but I think that the Porsche ist faster in corners

yes, yes!

If you like you can drive it next

yes we can drive one last lap

But I'm scared as a passenger driver

I will not push it to the limit, I promise!

But the way you rush on that racetrack here... I'm not sure if you want to be your own passenger?

no!

the car helped me here, did you see that?

yes, now we can drive a lap again

oh yes, here is the exit

I almost missed the exit

okay we pointed out that there are no slicks on this car

you probably know best how to handle this car

yes, sometimes I drive these cars by myself

but no worries we can do that nice and easy

okay

don't be afraid that I crash your car

I don't worry about the car, I worry about me

oh okay, I will leave all systems on!

I will let the pro drive now

I feel so warm, I really have to take a break

if you make a mistake you can sell your house buddy!

I don't car!

You only live once! #YOLO!

I promised that I leave all systems turned on

yes, that's better for you

say bye to your woman!

okay, bye woman!

if you don't come back, Claus and I still have the GT3!

exactly!

bye!

are we still live on camera?

we are still live, yes

oh dear, now I have to behave

well this car is actually pretty good too as you can see

That is still innocuous!

Listen! You drove faster than I!

No I didn't!

Yes, you did!

full throttle, close to the wall!

Don't worry!

weather is nice and the sun is shining

yes, that were the curbs

and this bottle...

Before I have to throw up, I'll let you know

that's good!

then you can pull over

okay

you can feel that the car gets wild a bit

it gets faster and faster

really charged!

your hair tells me that this is not nice

My hair doesn't matter but the color of my face is more important

Perfect! Perfect!

greetings to your son!

he would probably...

what's his name?

Justin

Hello Justin!

your Dad drives very crazy

The R8 RWS is his favourite car

if he was here he would be

I feel a bit warm now

yes...

that was definately enforcing my bloodstream

if you want that as well go to a track and be a passenger in a racecar!

thank you very much, it was a lot of fun!

I'm really sweating

okay, short conclusion?

which car is better for the track?

the better track tool in this case

Unfortunately I have to let the Porsche win

why unfortunately? This would be my decision too

on the racetrack I prefer the Porsche

the feeling is way better in that car

The R8 is a great car, but it is more the allrounder

that you can drive in all situations

both are great cars!

for the track, the winner is the GT3

yes, here it is!

Okay, that's it for today

I'm so exhausted and my arms feel stiff

that happens when you drive the entire day on a racetrack

It was so much fun!

It was a very nice experience, especially when you want to learn more about your car

I can really recommend such a training

it's not about fast laps, it's not about speed, it is all about improving your driving skills

I was really able to compare both cars properly

for my driving level

and there is really a difference between both cars

Thank you very much for the "Fast-Club" and the nice event

If you like this video don't forget to click on like and subscribe

See you next time, bye!

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How to add hair extensions to wigs | Mei - Duration: 6:07.

Hey guys my name is Meitar my nickname is going to be Mei!

This is my first video that I'm making so I'm super excited

I will show you how to add hair extensions to wigs

and I'll show it by adding it to my Jabami Yumeko

wig from Kakegurui. Let's go!

Okay so, what I will be using for this is my

wig head, if you don't have wig head you can use other stuff just to put your wig

on it so you can work with it. I will obviously use my wig cheap hair

extensions that I bought at uh, beauty care. Uh you can find it I think in a lot of

drugstores. My sewing kit and super glue.

Okay so, I'm starting by taking the extensions out I have this little clip

thingy that I'm going to take out if you don't have it then it's okay don't worry

you don't need it. I'm going to take it out because I don't really need it the

clips is there for using the extensions on yourself so you can put it on your

hair and then take it out since we're adding it to a wig we can't really use

it so I'm kind of cutting it out you can glue it to a wig to help it stay better

but you don't really need it

okay so now that I took the clip out I'm going to find a place to put the

extensions on put it in a place where the wig doesn't have a lot of hair so it

will make the wig fuller and no one will see the net under the hair when you wear

the wig I'm going to take the hairs of the wig put it to put them to the side

so I can sue the extensions on

you need to sue the hard top part of the extensions to the net on the wig

so that's it you can sue as many extensions us you need and it will

really make the wig look better

It's much easier to do this if your wig is in a natural color

Like, mine is black so it was super easy to find hair extensions

but if your wig is colored

then you can either buy blond

extensions and try to dye the extensions to the color if your wig

like if your wig is pink then the hair extensions can turn out to be too bright or too dark shade

of pink but if you bought your wig in a place like arda wigs then you can

buy hair extensions in the exact same color as you wig and then you can do

that too I think there are other companies that do that I'm just not sure

so bottom line: if your wig is in a natural color you can find extensions everywhere

if your wig is in a different color you can try to buy hair extensions at places

like arda wigs or buy blond ones at a local place and dye it to the color of

your wig so if you liked this video make sure to give the thumbs up subscribe to

our Channel and check out our instagrams

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A.I. Is Coming to Get You. How Long Do You Have? - Duration: 15:15.

DARYN: Am I the only one worried about super-smart robots

turning on humankind and killing us all?

Because I can't shake the feeling

that once these self-taught AI bots

realize they don't need us anymore,

they're just gonna plug us into the Matrix

and make battery juice out of us.

Like that movie from the '90s...

"Shazam," starring Sinbad. Great movie.

And remember the video of the back-flipping robot?

Here's what tech nerd Elon Musk had to say

when he saw that video.

He tweeted, "This is nothing.

"In a few years, that bot will move so fast,

"we're gonna need a strobe light to see it.

"Sweet dreams..."

Now, Elon Musk loves tech,

and if he's scared, I'm scared.

We are so close to a future of robotic armies,

and automated everything,

and the morality of owning a self-aware sex robot.

And for the record, I'm anti-owning-a-sex-robot.

I did it once with my Roomba, and I regret it.

I'm out.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not totally anti-AI.

Like, there are things I can't wait for.

Take the driverless car.

I can't wait for that!

Why?

Because most of you watching this are terrible drivers.

And I know you're out there saying, [mumbling]...

"I'm a good driver!"

No, you suck!

I've been behind you in the left turn lane.

Get in the intersection!

There's a whole line of us who want to get through.

What are you...

Oh, now it's red. Thank you, thanks a lot.

See the difference is, computers don't see a cute dog

on the sidewalk and then wrap their Mini Coopers

around a hydro pole.

You do! Who do you trust more?

A computer that can park to within an inch of its target,

or your grandma ballparking a three-point turn

in a school zone?

Hey, look, I just want to kick back in the backseat of my Prius

and let HAL take me from point A to B,

while I post videos of myself lip-synching to a Pink song

as a poop emoji on Instagram.

Good luck getting all those references.

And think of all the cool stuff you can do in your car

if you don't have to drive.

You can just sit there and play Mario Kart

on your Nintendo Switch.

Because pretend driving is way more fun than really driving.

You can't throw bombs and red shells on the real roads.

Well, you can, but then CSIS will put you on a list.

I'm not allowed to fly to Buffalo anymore!

And another great thing about driverless cars:

finally I can rob a bank by myself.

I don't have to share the cash with my getaway man.

Just my car's driving itself, I'm in the passenger seat

counting money, my sex robot's hanging out the window

shooting at the cops.

It's amazing! Still not convinced?

Driverless cars will make your holiday trip to Red Deer

to see the in-laws way better.

Now you and your wife can get drunk!

"Oh, yeah, Aunt Susan, yeah, tell me more about, uh,

"the jam you've made.

"That's fascinating. Pass the whiskey."

So I guess what I'm saying is the future's not all bad,

but when we're chained up as a robot power supply,

just remember, I warned you!

And you didn't listen!

All because you wanted to have sex with a robot.

Well, I hope it was worth it, battery juice.

DARYN: Do you think a robot's gonna take your job?

WOMAN 1: Ah, no, not my job, but other jobs.

DARYN: You think you're safe?

You're so arrogant and cocky that you think

you're not gonna get stolen-- taken by the robots.

WOMAN 1: Well, I do, like, policy and planning,

and I feel like you can't do that as a robot.

DARYN: Amber, come and tell her the bad news.

This is Amber; she's a tech expert.

AMBER & WOMAN 1: Hi! DARYN: Okay, systems planning,

is she gonna lose her job to a robot?

AMBER: Well, I would say that maybe 50% of your job

may be automated over the next few years.

While you may not lose your job, you are at risk

and maybe want to get new skills soon.

DARYN: Do you have any, like, uh, hobbies?

WOMAN 1: Uh, yeah, volleyball.

AMBER: Well, you could go into volleyball. [laughter]

It's a professional sport!

WOMAN 1: I'm not a pro, but maybe I could work on that.

AMBER: Although I will say, I don't know if you've seen

the Boston Dynamics robot that knows how to do back flips.

DARYN: I hate that robot. AMBER: He probably knows how--

or she knows how to play volleyball too.

DARYN: See, you can't even play volleyball,

cause robots play volleyball.

WOMAN 1: Poor me. Well, thanks, guys.

You really brightened my day. [laughter]

DARYN: Okay, have a great day. [laughter]

DARYN: Amber, they're architects;

they work in the design part of the architecture landscape.

Are they gonna lose their jobs to robots?

AMBER: Uh, I think you should be somewhat concerned.

Because the reality is that we are now seeing AI

that is going to have human-like capabilities.

That means that robots will be able to think for themselves;

they will be able to design, and they'll be able to do it

even better than humans,

because they have so much information to base it on.

So it's bad news for both of you.

MAN 1: Um, artistically, 'cause there's an artistic side

for architecture, right?

DARYN: Amber, tell them the truth.

AMBER: Well, I think that humans think we are the smartest

of all of the beings, but the reality is that...

MAN 1: Oh, no, I'm not saying that! [laughs]

AMBER: Even artistically, the artists have the ability--

or the robots have the ability to be even more artistic

in many ways, because they're able to scan

all of the art that has been done

for thousands and thousands of years and use it to build and

design something even better. MAN 1: Oh, really?

DARYN: The robots are gonna crush us.

You know that, right? WOMAN 2: I know that, um...

DARYN: What are you studying?

WOMAN 3: Ryerson for architecture.

DARYN: Do you think robots are gonna take your job,

before you even have a chance to do it?

WOMAN 3: Uh...

DARYN: This is Amber. She's gonna drop some bad news.

AMBER & WOMAN 3: Hi.

AMBER: I have some really bad news for you.

Especially in the field of architecture,

robots will potentially in the next five to ten years

be able to do a lot of the work that you're studying to do.

WOMAN 3: Oh, my God! DARYN: [laughs]

DARYN: Does it make you scared? WOMAN 3: Yeah, a little bit.

DARYN: Hey, you're still young. You can like, you know,

learn a trade, I don't know. WOMAN 3: Yeah.

DARYN: Plumbing, plumbing...

Oh, robots will do plumbing. AMBER: Yes, they'll do that too.

But good luck with other things.

DARYN: Elizabeth, what do you know about AI?

ELIZABETH: I know that, uh, I'm extremely interested in it.

I don't know too, too much about it,

but it seems like it's the newest industry

that's coming up.

DARYN: Well, what do you do for a living?

ELIZABETH: I exotic dance. DARYN: Okay.

This is a new one, Amber. You're an exotic dancer.

Do you think your industry will be replaced by robots?

ELIZABETH: I do not. DARYN: Okay.

ELIZABETH: I do not. DARYN: Why do you think that?

ELIZABETH: Because nothing can, um,

replace the human touch.

AMBER: Well, I will just say, at CES this year in Las Vegas,

which is the Consumer Electronic Show,

it was the first show ever, of all time,

where they actually had robot exotic dancers,

that were "stripping" on stage. ELIZABETH: Wow.

DARYN: The sex robot industry is, like, booming now!

That's all I read about, is the sex robots.

Can you tell us about sex robots?

AMBER: Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely booming.

If you look in places like Japan, we see sex robots,

we see robots for companionship.

'Cause it could be like a joint,

exotic dance that you did with the robot.

ELIZABETH: Yeah, I mean, I think that would actually be cool.

AMBER: Right! That'd be sexy.

WOMAN 4: I don't think robots are gonna do my job.

I can't see people going to therapists and going to say,

"This is my problem today,"

and getting an automated response to that

working for you as a therapist.

DARYN: See, to me, that sounds amazing.

AMBER: So, here is the bad news, is that we've seen

many studies where they're able to use artificial intelligence

to actually help robots even look into people's eyes

and detect what's bothering them.

DARYN: I have a Roomba, and I'm gonna throw it in the trash

in honour of people like you, who are fighting the robots.

WOMAN 4: Thank you. [laughs] DARYN: You're welcome.

DARYN: Roberto, what do you do for a living?

ROBERTO: Uh, myself, I'm a massage therapist.

DARYN: Can you hit me with some shoulder?

ROBERTO: Right here. [inaudible]

DARYN: Aw, dude, for real.

Damn, this is... this is real.

So you feel 100% confident

that a robot will never take your job?

ROBERTO: Is there a percent higher than 100?

DARYN: Ooh, my man Roberto is cock-y!

AMBER: Okay, so I feel like those massage chairs

are like the early days of robots taking over jobs,

when it comes to a masseuse.

But I actually kind of agree with you,

that it's going to be difficult to actually create a robot

that has that same kind of tactile touch.

They'll use computer vision to look at Daryn and say,

"Hey this-- he's standing weird.

"I can recognize right away where he needs help,"

and he's gonna get to work.

DARYN: But will the robot know what kind of oil to use?

Or, like, the scents? They will know that.

Do you think robots are gonna kill us all eventually?

ROBERTO: Um... mmm...

Yes. Absolutely.

AMBER: I think it's gonna be a few decades,

but you're exactly right. When the robots decide

that they need new materials,

to make something that they've been tasked with making,

they may look to humans and say, "Hey, I see atoms,

"I'm gonna destroy you, because I need to continue my task."

["my task" echoing] [explosion]

DARYN: So should we want to stop the robots, Amber?

AMBER: Uh, I don't think so. There's not much we can do,

except for enjoy our final years here on Earth.

[explosion]

DARYN: A lot of businesses are moving towards

automated security, which is a shame.

Can a pass card ask you how your day was?

Nah, no.

The human touch is needed now more than ever.

I'll show you what I mean. Come with me on my rounds.

It's head-cracking time.

DARYN: You good? Security.

Good? You good?

Secure, everything good?

You all good? You need anything?

No. Good.

Secure. Great!

It's okay, you go ahead. I got this--

this place is secure. Go ahead, it's fine.

It's totally fine.

You go ahead. You go ahead, sir.

File a-- file a grievance.

I am not getting involved.

[smacking sound]

DARYN: It's good.

Excuse me, do you know the CBC handshake?

MAN 2: Yeah.

♪

DARYN: Have a nice day.

I'm scanning. Robots can't scan like I can.

You good, secure? Everything good?

You all right? Good.

[beeping]

DARYN: Yeah, we got an-- we need to see you

take your shoes off please, extra security.

WOMAN 5: You want me to take them off?

DARYN: Yeah, I'm sorry, ma'am, I'll look away.

Go ahead.

DARYN: Just extra security.

Hate to do this, ma'am, I'm sorry.

But you understand.

Security.

Other one, please.

DARYN: The socks are fine.

The socks are fine.

No, that's good. I appreciate this.

I'm sorry. It's not me, it's my boss.

Looks good.

Let me just wand your, uh, your socks.

Are these Christmas socks?

Oh, they're matches. WOMAN 5: Yeah.

DARYN: What does that mean? WOMAN 5: I'm on fire.

DARYN: To me, it sounds like shoe bomb.

Is that what you're doing here?

What's up, fellows? Just a quick routine, routine.

[beeping] DARYN: Yeah, very good.

[beeping] MAN 3: We good?

DARYN: Yeah, good. Have a great day.

DARYN: You're good, you're good. You're good.

DARYN: Yeah, good. [beeping]

DARYN: Good, we're good. We're good.

[beeping]

DARYN: Sandwich inspection. What do you got there for lunch?

MAN 4: Some meatballs.

DARYN: Open 'er up, let's have a look.

That looks good. Can you just take a bite

to prove that it's not... Man 4: Contraband?

DARYN: Yeah, try the sandwich, sir.

DARYN: Okay, you're clear for takeoff.

Thank you, sir.

MAN 4: Have a good one, man. DARYN: Have a great day.

Thank you for everything you've done.

We got a report that someone's not washing

their hands here at the CBC.

Would a robot be able to do this task?

No, no, no. This is all me.

[exhales] This could be ugly.

Come on in, we're looking for evidence.

This is the kind of human investigating

you can't get with a damn robot.

Looks good, looks good.

Okay-- oh, problem spot,

we got a problem spot here at the CBC.

I'm putting that in my report.

Good, good, good...

Good. Wait a second.

Oh, no.

Am I the culprit?

Oh, no...

DARYN: It's time for a dramatic chase montage!

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

DARYN: Ooh!

♪

DARYN: Oh!

Okay, enough of this nonsense. [panting]

Montage is over.

Oh, what a dumb idea. [panting]

♪

DARYN: Alright, gang, I want to introduce you

to my new best friends, Rob Norman, Andrew Norton,

hosts and creators of the CBC original podcast

called Personal Best .

Explain the podcast.

ANDREW: It's a self-help show.

It's a self-help show for people who don't like self-help.

ROB: Yeah.

Yeah, we take a small problem, like waking up on time,

and we go to extreme lengths to try and solve that problem.

DARYN: The other interesting thing...

Andrew, you're absurdly tall, aren't you?

ANDREW: I am very tall. I'm sitting right now.

DARYN: How tall are you?

ANDREW: I'm six foot six and a half.

DARYN: Stand up, please. ANDREW: Yeah, okay.

DARYN: Look at that! He's like...

two humans!

And now, you guys did a podcast all about AI, yeah?

ROB: Right. Yeah, we did a podcast

about machine learning. And so basically,

when you have a computer,

you put a whole bunch of rules into that computer,

and it figures out, um, what to do next...

with machine learning, it takes a bunch of different stimuli

and creates rules based on those things,

and makes up the rules so it can anticipate the next thing.

DARYN: Right, that's AI. Do you know what a Chatbot is?

ROB: I remember from ICQ back in the day, there was a Chatbot.

DARYN: CBC is creating a self-learning,

super-intelligent AI Chatbot,

where you can talk to the Canadian icon of your choice.

How would you like to spend your afternoon

chatting with Don Cherry?

ROB: I'd love to. ANDREW: Sure.

ROB: I'd love to. DARYN: Right?

DARYN: Ask Don Cherry how he's doing.

ROB: Oh, hey, Don Cherry.

CHERRY CHATBOT: Hello, I only like players from Canada

who wear a suit and tie to the rink.

Good Canadian boys. Good guys, good guys.

DARYN: That's pretty good. That's very close.

DARYN: Hey, Don, any Stanley Cup predictions?

CHERRY CHATBOT: Jets or Leafs, baby!

Good guys, good guys.

DARYN: Cool, that's great.

CHERRY CHATBOT: It's going to be a beauty.

DARYN: Alright, good to know.

There's a prediction from Don Cherry.

How about, um, David Suzuki?

David Suzuki, what's happening?

SUZUKI CHATBOT: The polar ice caps are melting

and 40% of all Canadian wildlife

will be extinct by 2030.

Oh my God, we are all going to die!

ROB: That's kind of a bummer man.

DARYN: No kidding. ANDREW: Yeah, wow.

DARYN: You guys wanna talk to Margaret Atwood?

ANDREW: Thought you'd never ask.

DARYN: Uh, Margaret, how've you been?

ATWOOD CHATBOT: Time is frozen, you can never get away

from where you have been.

And watch Alias Grace at CBC.ca.

Based on my novel, Alias Grace .

Buy it today. DARYN: Wow.

I didn't think she'd be so consumeristic.

But anyways. ROB: Bit sell-y.

DARYN: Wow... Margaret Atwood, any other words of wisdom?

ATWOOD CHATBOT: We think of the past,

and it's the beautiful things we remember.

Also, don't forget to watch Alias Grace ,

based on my novel, Alias Grace .

Available in the E-store.

ROB: Oh, you know who we should get?

We should get Seth Rogen.

DARYN: Seth Rogen, he's a Canadian icon.

ROB: Right, there you go. ANDREW: Love him.

DARYN: Let's see if they developed him.

Uh, we'd love to talk to Seth Rogen.

Seth, what's up?

ROGEN CHATBOT: [laughing robotically]

I like to smoke weed. ROB: Accurate.

DARYN: Totally Seth Rogen. ROB: Good, that's good.

ANDREW: Scary good. Scary good.

DARYN: I gotta tell the tech people

they did a nice job there. ANDREW: Please do, yeah.

DARYN: Um, okay, let's do another icon.

Daryn Jones, hello?

DARYN CHATBOT: Hello Daryn Jones,

it is an honour to meet you.

DARYN: Oh... That's awesome, dude!

Thank you very much for that. That's a nice compliment.

How are you? You look great.

DARYN CHATBOT: You look better. DARYN: That's great.

You guys can go, I'm gonna chat with the, uh, the Daryn Chatbot.

DARYN CHATBOT: What are you doing?

ANDREW: Robbie's crutches?

Personal Best . Podcast.

DARYN CHATBOT: Who are those people?

DARYN: Yeah, they're, uh... they do a podcast.

Anyways, back to me.

Uh, so what else-- what do you like about me?

DARYN CHATBOT: I love everything about you.

DARYN: That is so cool. DARYN CHATBOT: Hair, clothes...

DARYN: That is so cool. DARYN CHATBOT: Muscles...

DARYN: Yeah, I got tons of time.

Okay, I'll call you when I get home and I'm in my bed.

Bye. DARYN CHATBOT: Bye, handsome.

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Whisper Challenge with Grace Helbig! || Mayim Bialik - Duration: 6:29.

- I'm a huge fan of Grace Helbig

and I was really excited

that I got to be on her podcast.

And, I made two YouTube videos with her.

One of them is about being a comedian

and dealing with mental health.

The link is below.

But the second video we did,

was something I had never heard of before,

which was really, really fun.

And it is called, the Whisper Challenge.

So, here you go.

Me and Grace Helbig doing the Whisper Whallenge.

- We're gonna do the Whisper Challenge.

- Tell us what the Whisper Challenge is.

- I've done this with an ex-boyfriend and my mother.

(laughing)

So, it's a challenge that brings you together.

- Okay.

- So, basically, one of us will be wearing

soundproof headphones,

while the other person tries to say a word or phrase.

And then, basically the person wearing

the soundproof headphones just

has to try and guess what the other person's saying.

- It sounds so simple!

- But!

We'll find out!

(music coming from headphones)

Okay.

(upbeat piano music)

- Scrambled eggs on pizza.

- Chewy boo backa.

(laughing)

- Scrambled eggs on pizza.

- Trouble has no name.

(laughing)

- Scrambled eggs on pizza.

- Do you have any tampons?

(laughing)

- Scrambled.

- Trouble.

- Eggs.

- Has.

- On.

- Are.

- Pizza.

- Pizza.

(clapping)

- She got pizza!

- [Woman] She's 0 for four.

- Did I get it?

- No.

- What, can I know what it was?

- [Man] Yeah, tell her.

- Scrambled eggs on pizza. - That's a hard word.

- Scrambled is hard.

It's really hard.

- It's a wild ride.

Now it's your turn.

(laughing)

- Okay.

- Okay, lemme see.

Oh god.

Purple glitter lipstick. - Purple leaches.

(laughing)

- Purple.

- Purple.

- Glitter.

- Lea, liquor.

- Glitter lipstick.

(laughing)

Purple glitter lipstick.

- Purple licorice lipstick.

- Purple glitter lipstick.

(laughing)

Purple.

- Purple.

- Glitter.

Glitter.

Glitter.

- Liquor.

(laughing)

Elixir.

(laughing)

- Glitter.

- Lick her.

(laughing)

- Glitter.

- I don't think I'm gonna get that word.

(laughing)

- Okay, you can take.

You almost had it.

- What was it?

- Purple glitter lipstick.

- Oh.

I couldn't see the G. - It's a --

- That's why I was trying to look.

- When you hear one word, like,

liquor, and you're like,

I can't make this not look like liquor now.

(laughing)

- An adorable plumber.

- Anaconda people.

- An.

- I.

- An.

- Ham.

(laughing)

- An.

- Eighty.

- An.

(laughing)

- Are you flirting with me?

- Adorable.

Adorable.

- Atro, adorable.

(clapping)

- Plumber.

- People.

- Plumber.

- Purple.

- Plumber.

(laughing)

- Plumper.

Adorable plumping.

- Plumber.

- Plumpit.

- Plumber.

- Plumper.

Plumper!

- Plumber.

- Plumpkin.

- Plumber.

- You're not saying blumkin are you?

(laughing)

- Okay.

- Plumber.

- Burlap.

- Plum

- Plump.

- Plumb. - Plumb.

- Er.

- Plumber.

(clapping)

Adorable plumber.

(laughing)

- [Man] Hey!

- Is that it?

Adorable plumber?

I'm sure, like, dialect coaches can nail this, though.

- [Man] Don't look Mayim.

Don't cheat.

- Oh, no.

(laughing)

Sriracha water.

- Stretch that water.

(laughing)

Stretch it!

I'm done.

(laughing)

- Sriracha water.

- Stretch that water again!

(laughing)

- Sriracha.

- Wrench.

- Sriracha.

- Drenchen.

(laughing)

- Sriracha.

- Is that one word?

(laughing)

- Sriracha.

- Sss.

Stronchen.

(laughing)

- Sriracha.

- Sss.

- Sir.

- Shtart.

(laughing)

- Sriracha.

- Stranges, strangeness.

(laughing)

- Sriracha.

- Stranchan.

(laughing)

What?

- Sriracha.

- Sss.

I think that's Sanskrit.

(laughing)

Sss, ss, suppose?

Chaturanga.

(laughing)

- Do you wanna hear what it is?

- What is happening?

- You wanna hear what it is?

You're so close.

Sriracha.

- Oh my god.

- It was, Sriracha water.

- What'd I say? Sr--

- But you got the water part.

- Sriracha water!

- Sriracha water, which,

should exist, maybe.

- That's so cool.

Pancakes with mustard.

- America's a picture.

(laughing)

- Pancakes.

- Pandas.

- Pancakes.

- Make nice eyes.

- Pancakes.

- Make nice.

(laughing)

- Pan.

- Pandas.

(laughing)

- Pancakes.

Pancakes.

- Male ice.

Maaamory glands. - Pp! Pp! Pp!

(laughing)

- Puh! Pan --

- Pancakes.

(clapping)

- With.

- With.

- Mustard.

- Mustard.

- I'm a genius.

- Pancakes with mustard!

- I'm a genius.

I'm a genius.

(laughing)

Hashtag no filter.

- I saw your fish.

(laughing)

- Hashtag.

- Aye Shaye.

(laughing)

- Hashtag.

Hashtag.

- Hashtag.

- Mm hmm, mm hmm.

- Hashtag.

- No.

- No.

- Filter.

- Future.

- Filter.

- Fissures.

- Fil-ter.

- Whoa, hey!

- Hey!

(laughing)

- Fill - Fill

- Ter.

- Filsures.

- Filter.

- Filters.

Filter.

- Filter.

- Hashtag no filter!

- Yes, Yes!

(clapping)

See!

Yeah!

- We definitely got better as that went on.

- Hoo.

Well, welcome to YouTube.

- I could just do that all day.

(laughing)

(claps)

Alright, let's say the things

that we say at the end of videos.

- Ready?

Here we go, here's the outro.

You guys can find me on YouTube @gracehelbig

across all social media platforms,

YouTube.com/gracehelbig

You can also listen to our episode on my podcast,

Not Too Deep, on SoundCloud, iTunes,

all the fun places.

Uh, yeah.

- Clearly she is much better at this than I am.

Go to groknation.com, which is my website.

Check out my YouTube videos

that are also on this page.

Leave your comments below,

if you have more questions for me

or for Grace.

And, I think that's it.

- Nailed it.

- Thank you for watching.

Woo!

- Bye!

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NEW COURSE - Making a Graphic Novel - Duration: 1:46.

- [Announcer] Making a Graphic Novel is an all inclusive,

online video course for creating

and publishing graphic novels and comic books.

From coming up with an idea, to printing your final book.

We cover all the steps in this massive course.

We'll start by learning a bit about the history of comics,

and discuss publishing conventions, and basic terminology.

We'll then talk about figuring out your personal style

by examining different artists

and their approach to different elements of comic art.

Like, different inking techniques, panel layouts,

and even lettering and word balloons.

Then, we'll briefly cover some basic comic book theory,

like the basics of pages composition,

and different shot types,

and go over the graphic novel production pipeline.

And before getting into drawing, we'll talk about story

and how to think about it with the graphic novel in mind.

We'll discuss character, setting, structure,

and different ways to write a script for comic books.

Then we'll get into the actual process of making

the graphic novel.

We'll show you the professional way to draw your pages.

Both traditionally on paper, and digitally using a tablet.

We'll take you through all the steps.

Penciling, lettering, inking, toning, coloring,

creating effects, and setting up for professional printing.

But we don't just stop when the book is done.

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as well as how to self publish a book by yourself

using services like Amazon, iBooks, and many others.

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book design concepts, and distribution options.

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for learning everything you need to get started

making your own graphic novel.

So what are you waiting for?

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Sweater Beats - Faded Away (feat. Icona Pop) [Lyrics] - Duration: 3:01.

Life used to be uncomplicated 'til I drank your love

We had the perfect picture, then you went and fucked it up

I need a drama, need a talk, think, rush

So tonight, I'll be flirting with some hot mess, love

I don't want to make it right

Line 'em up until I get too high

Yeah, I'm coming to the other side

I'm gonna blaze this night away

Forget you when I wake

So I'm, I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

I'm gonna wash away your name with drinks and purple rain

It's time to have a party like Madonna Holiday

I need a drama, need a talk, think, rush

So tonight, I'll be flirting with some hot mess, love

I don't want to make it right

Line 'em up until I get too high

Yeah, I'm coming to the other side

I'm gonna blaze this night away

Forget you when I wake

So I'm, I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

I'm getting faded, getting faded

I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

Oh, boy

You know what you done, done

Now I want you gone, gone

So long, you're faded, faded

Oh, boy

You did a hit and run, run, now you're tryna come back

Oh no

Faded, yeah, I'm about to get faded

So I'm, I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

I'm getting faded, getting faded

I'm getting faded 'til you're faded away

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