Damn doodz, I'm still all jazzed up 'bout yar attack to the confirmation camp!
I agree that our strike succeeded perfectly and downright surpassed all of our expectationas.
Indeed!
This is a good basis to build our superhuman reputation on.
Lamers and adults shall both fall upon our feet.
Indeed!
I guess wArlord might disagree a bit about this...
wArlord represents a decadent minority view that is easy for our majority to crush.
Ye said what?
I just heard that you would not be very satisfied with our confirmation camp strike.
I really bloody ain't, god-fuckin'-dammit!
There was enuff job with denyin' Mega's brags, and then y'all popped up with yer magic tricks!
The rest of the days I had to be explainin' to everbody that they were all just sleights-of-hand, but they never believed...
As far as I am concerned, the sleight-of-hand theory has become the dominant one among the adults.
Well, at least they've gotten it, yeah...
In that case, our campaign succeeded exactly as planned, didn't it?
So, y'all got what y'all wanted.
So, it should be then be 'bout the time to QUIT FUCKIN' PLAYIN' THE SATAN-WORSHIPPER DAMMIT!
We are genuine occultists who surpassed the Satan-worship stage ages ago -
Be whatever y'all like, but SINCE NOW THE CREW SHOULD DENY ALL OCCULT STUFF OR I'M GONNA RESIGN, PERIOD!
YA AIN'T FUCKIN' SERIOUS?
We just managed to build some tuff fame for us and now we should be like we never had nuffin'!?
Well, I s'pose the gossips stay aroond nevertheless, no matter how we denied 'em, dammit.
I'm just sayin' that yar totally free to walk outta da crew and let us continue da ELiTE PROJECTS!
I completely agree!
You are merely one of us, wArlord.
The integrity of the crew will not be excessively jeopardized by a single temporary abstainer.
I was actually reckonin' aboot leavin' permanently -
You are still polluted by the confirmation camp propaganda.
I am certain that you shall return once you have recovered.
I wouldna be too sure...
I'd also like to leave...
'cause I wouldn't like to be even accidentally connected with any of the Wampires stuff...
Then fuckin' leave, ya fuckin' wimp!
It's lookin' a bit like, Jyri, that yer no better than Mega in holdin' the crew together, no matter how hard ye tried!
I am actually ready to do all I can to assure the kind of crew integrity Vornas-Heikki talked about.
It ain't lookin' like that!
Screw Vornas-Heikki and da rest, and all we promised to 'em!
We're world-class magickians and no local lamers!!
I actually consider the vows we gave to Vornas-Heikki and Forest Goat to be the current foundation of the entire crew.
Fuck's sake, ya can go on with lickin' that Vornas-Heikki then, but I'm outta here!
But I shall remain in the crew for the rest of my days!
So, it'd only be Jyri and Kassu then?
Well, whaddaboot we leave 'em there and start sump'n new to replace it -
Wait! I believe we can find a compromise that satisfies everyone.
So, ye've actually got some will of negotiation, I just had to dig it up, dammit!
Do you have any demands besides stopping the practice of occultism under the name of our crew?
Denial also means that all the braggin' aboot earlier feats stops too.
I can agree with this until Vornas-Heikki has transferred his sage responsibilities to us.
Dude, yer such a fuckin' spineless worm!
Givin' in right away and not fightin' even for a minute!
I do not consider it necessary to fight, as we are trying to find a compromise that facilitates the continuing existence of our crew.
But at least I plan to continue the occult practice!
We can and shall continue it privately.
It'd be better that y'all dinna continue it, even privately...
You cannot stop us.
Right, you cannot!
Well, anyway my demand for now is that, in the name of our crew,
we DENY THAT WE EVER HAD ANY OCCULT STUFF!
That's my demand too!
Whadda fuck would we even have left after that?
Fuck's sake? Whaddaboot all of our technical knowledge, party trips and all?!
Oh, yeah, we still had all that...
Man, yer been quite tightly mesmerised by the spirit world, if ye forgot that kinda basic stuff!
Should we change our crew's name back to C00LeS WaReZ UNiON then, dammit?
Well, I was just aboot to suggest to change our name back, so nobody would connect us so easily to them Chaos thangs anymaw.
We could also think about some other name -
Nuffin' but C00LeS WaReZ UNiON suits me!
Well, maybe if we're careful with it...
Yeah, we've gotta be helluva careful.
I have nothing against this demand.
After all, cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN was merely a means to displace mR.mEgAsTuFf from C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.
And it was one helluva shitty poser name in da end!
C00LeS WaReZ UNiON is da fuckin' real and true one!
I think cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN is the real and true one!
Yeah, almost as real and true as yer current tawkin' style, dammit...
Affirmative, by using standard Finnish I attain ever higher dimensions of realness -
Guess ya've fuckin' attained what ya wanted?
Ya can quit yar fuckin' pretentious shit already!
wHitedodge has the full right to extend his spiritual path to ever more cosmic spheres!
But bloody not under the label of Cooles.
Keep yer clown club all to y'allselves!
We are happy to. A closed secret society would actually suit this purpose better than a public scene group.
Affirmative, secret societies are actually substantially superiour.
And if Oona comes to ask y'all how to get into the Satan-worships of y'alls,
y'all should make that in private also.
Has Oona been asking questions like that?
Yeah...
Well, we shall therefore ask her to our separate secret society that has nothing to do with C00LeS WaReZ UNiON.
I could also join that society of yars, if yar plannin' to get laid by Oona...
This is within the possible parameters.
Now that we have agreed about the secret society, I can also consent to C00LeS WaReZ UNiON once again.
Allrighty then! so our crew's now C00LeS WaReZ UNiON again, and it ain't gonna change into nuffin' else since then, dammit!
Agreed.
Right, we're not gonna fuckin' change into nuffin' else dammit.
Agreed!
Yeah.
Should we also hide all the occult sections of our BBSes?
Yeah, or then just make all yer boards private so that nobody gets what they are just by callin' 'em...
I shall transform EMPTYNESS into total privateness at the first possibility!
Secret societies are so superiour!
Allrighty then, good that we dinna hafta fight aboot it naw more than this.
Should we also change our handles back to our old Cooles handles?
'Cause I was using this nEopardy even in Wampires...
That would be justifiable, even though our C00LeS WaReZ UNiON handles are somewhat embarrassing.
Well, at least they're fuckin' REAL and no pretentious poser shit!
Affirmative. When we chose them back in 1994, they emanated directly from our innocent beginner hearts.
Yeah, elite doodz keep their original handles no matter how embarrassin' they were.
I'm fuckin' mR.mEgAsTuFf and stay that way, dammit!!
But I'd actually like wArlord better than dA dArK ELiTE...
Yeah, in yar case it's maybe good to make an exception...
Besides, that there MAKARON.RIP ain't even mentionin' wArlord or even mR.mEgAsTuFf, so we're both safe there.
Suggestion: if you do not plan to change your handle back to dA dArK ELiTE,
could I then get the permission to be the Darkie?
I think ya exceeded yar handle-change quota ages ago dammit -
I want to be DaRK FuCKeR!
I have always felt like being DaRK FuCKeR more than anything else!
Well, if it's up to me ye can be anythang ye want dammit.
I also consider DaRK FuCKeR qualified to choose his final handle so that he can perfectly identify with it.
So, I am DaRK FuCKeR from now on?
Affirmative.
Indeed superiour!
I shall now rise to all new spheres of darkness!
So, we're now like mR.mEgAsTuFf, wArlord, DaRK FuCKeR, dArK sTuFfEr, WoRLD HeR0 -
I'd prefer myXTer.
Well, okay, as long as ya ain't no fuckin' MyStERiA!!
I could very well be MyStERiA too, as it was my first handle after all,
but it sounds a bit boring to my ear...
Okay.
Should we make a new CWU infofile, with all of our handles in it?
Yeah, we could even like make a new logo for it, to honor this switch-back.
Let us make it so.
I guess DiCKiNSTASiA and schistic never even switched their handles,
so they're gonna stay the same...
schistic actually used to be rOlociz for a while, in order to hide her cHAOS wORLD uNKNOWN membership.
Oh, yeah, right.
But we're still now C00LeS WaReZ UNiON again,
and everbody's handles are right too?
Affirmative.
Allright! Now, what would be the next C00LeS WaReZ UNiON project?
We could like make a demo that'd be helluva tuff even without any hypnosis...
Absolutely. The scene currently condiders our Abduction rank entirely unqualified,
as our victory was not based on technical excellence.
On da other hand, we could also return to that warez stuff too,
'cause there's that WaReZ word in our name after all...
Yeah. However, our mawdems are totally too slow nowadays for any trading eliteness anymaw...
Osmo has been workin' on that fixed Internet link for us, so that could be our new chance.
Yeah, right, dammit! That'd be quite tuff then.
And with that fixed link we could like maintain a fuckin' hardcore cyberpresence on the Internet,
something most crews don't have!
Affirmative, we could be on the IRC like around the clock!
But IRC has somehow gotten smaller lately...
Err, how so?
Well, it's like a half of the folks on #coders vanished while I was at the confirmation camp...
I noticed the same thing!
It is not about IRC getting smaller, but that the American IRC servers splitted away to form a separate network of their own.
So, we've now got like two official IRCs and not just one?
Affirmative. They fell behind a permanent split, as to say.
Well, I was actually bored at watching all the yank AOL lamers joinin' all the channels and askin' dumb questions...
But it'd be quite essential for a crew to have a 24H presence on the Internet.
In the same way as the crew of your Helsinki cousin?
Yeah. I've always been pissed off 'bout livin' in da backwaters with no optic cables or anything to properly cybercrack!
Well, we ain't gonna hafta stay here longer than the next summer anyway...
I'm so happy with that!
I can't stand this hillbilly village any extra year!!
Nevertheless, it is important to use for make sure that some crew will carry our legacy even once we have left.
Well, guess we ain't hafta work much on that.
Our scene fame's so tuff that they're fuckin' gotta be worshippin' us like hell.
And our occult fame as well.
Well, I hope not...
As far as I understand, cULT oF pOWER never publically mentioned its occult achievements either.
Their reputation journeyed ahead of them.
Let it be like that then dammit.
We should be over with that shit quickly, I don't wanna local-lame any more than I must!
Indeed.
But how shall we recognise that seventh-grader crew?
Shall they have baseball caps like we did?
They better should! We could then take them straight to da toilet for swirlies from their baseball-cap march, dammit!
Yeah, that'd be quite justifiable...
It is indeed a good sign if the events proceed the way they did back when we were on the seventh grade.
Yeah, I guess that's gonna be quite the same kinda process as in the earlier timecycles...
I don't think it necessarily -
Wonder if they're gonna gather courage for a few months afore takin' contact,
or would they come to worship us right from the start?
would suppose the former.
At least my little brother has promised to assure we shall have a frightening superhuman reputation among the lamers.
For the fuck's sake dammit...
And once they beg on their knees for our mercy, we're gonna invite 'em here to Hönttölä and get to brag to 'em like helluva lots!!
Indeed!
I also think it would be justifiable to have CWU logos made for our black hoodies,
preferrably prior to the beginning of the school year.
Yeah, we should have all da assets prepared to make sure that they regard as true elitez.
As long as it's not gonna become the kinda theater C.O.P. had for us, dammit...
I think it is better to decide the details once we have chosen the succesor crew and analysed it.
But we'd still have a month of holidays afore the schools start.
Indeed, we should now concentrate on something else before it.
Could we visit Pirttimäki then?
What did we fuckin' agree aboot them occults, dammit?
Visiting Pirttimäki would not be occult -
Quite enuff of occult, dammit.
Wouldna we get to visit it, like, the next spring?
True. On the other hand, meeting Vornas-Heikki would be more urgent -
Guess he's fuckin' gonna show up in our dreams once he wants to see us for real.
Yeah, it'd be good to concentrate on sober stuff before it...
Yeah, shut 'em fuckin' chakras already, dammit!
Maybe this is currently the best alternative for maintaining the integrity of our crew.
But could we now start the kilju for, like, honorin' the rebirth of Cooles?
This would indeed be very justifiable.
Indeed! I find kilju extremely superiour!
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