-Let's get to the news.
Despite the man allegedly responsible for the bombs
mailed to Democrats last week being a vocal Trump supporter,
President Trump claimed this weekend that his rhetoric
is not to blame for the attempted attacks,
which is kind of like saying the first domino
isn't responsible for the last domino falling over.
No, not directly, but you could have guessed it would happen.
[ Laughter ]
According to a new Gallop poll, 57% of Americans say
there is a need for a third major political party,
though I think a lot of people would be happy
if there was a second one.
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German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today
she will not seek re-election,
ending her 13-year tenure as a leader in European politics.
Merkel was so emotional she held back a tear for 51 years.
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According to new research,
the most commonly fantasized about politician
among both Republicans and Democrats is Sarah Palin.
"Who was number two?"
asked a shockingly confident Mitch McConnell.
[ Laughter and applause ]
"I know I'm on that list."
According to Axios, President Trump is adding an 11th rally
ahead of the upcoming midterms
that will take place in Missouri.
When asked if she was going with him,
Melania said, "I am already in misery."
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It was announced today
that this year's Rockefeller Christmas tree will be
a 72-foot tall Norway spruce, which is about 75 years old.
Can we see a picture of a Norway spruce, please?
Cool. Now you don't have to come here to look at it!
[ Laughter ]
Stay away from our building! This is an office building!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Very nice tree, though.
Police in Canada are conducting an investigation
after a man reported that someone
trespassed onto his property and cut his horse's hair.
Even weirder, they gave it the Rachel.
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McDonald's has announced
that it is bringing back the McRib for a limited time,
nearly a year after it was last on the menu.
McDonald's made the announcement
after moving some old boxes in the freezer.
[ Laughter ]
"These are still here?
The McRib's back!"
[ Laughter ]
Employees at a New Jersey Goodwill store
recently found that someone had donated
a rare newspaper from 1774, and not much has changed.
[ Laughter ]
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