Hi I'm Joni Erickson Tada and I sure do
love Psalm 23.
I mean who has not dealt with fear
head-on by softly quoting that psalm?
The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want."
We repeat those familiar verses to soothe our souls
and I love that part where it goes
"even though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death I will
fear no evil for thou art with me."
I love that part where it says that we
look through the valley
even though I walk through the valley
past the darkness and we can look with
confidence toward the other side. I love
that because the dark valley is a place
to go through it's not a place to stay in.
Are you in the middle of a dark valley?
Could be a bad financial report
this quarter or maybe you're in a deep
season of chronic pain or perhaps you
just discovered drug abuse in your
family, maybe you've got a bad medical
report, whatever.
All thing may look pretty dark and gloomy right now
but please remember that God does not intend
for you to stay in those shadows.
The valley He has led you into is the same
valley out of which He will lead you
and by His grace you will go through it
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How to Make Baking Powder & Baking Soda - Gemma's Bold Baking Basics Ep 33 - Duration: 2:19.
I get swamped with messages from you on how to substitute raising agents in your baking.
Now lucky this is really easy to do.
Baking powder and baking soda are really important ingredients.And while you are baking if you
run out I am going to show you how to make an easy substitute.
So what is baking powder lets start there.
Baking powder is a leavening agent that is activated in your recipes by moisture so let
me show you what I mean by that here I have a little bowl of water and it can also be
milk in a recipe.
Now here I have some baking powder.
Now just watch the reaction when it hits the water.
So do you see those bubbles there?
That is the baking powder activating.
And that is what it does in your recipes.
It bubbles up and gives you lovely texture so now I am going to show you how to make
a substitute for baking powder.
You want to mix together one tablespoon of baking soda and two tablespoons of cream of
tartar.
And that is how you make baking powder.
Now you can't leave out the cream of tartar because it's really important in making
baking powder.
So I have tons more Bold Baking tips just like this one.
So make sure you tap that subscribe button so you don't miss out on any of my upcoming
videos so now lets talk about what is baking soda.
Baking soda is also a leavening agent just like baking powder.
But it is activated by an acid in your recipe.
Now by acid I mean butter milk, yogurt sower cream and vinegar.
So here I have a little bowl of vinegar and so I am going to take some baking soda now
just watch this.
add it in there.
Give it a little stir.
Do you see that?
That is crazy.
Just look how much it is bubbling up.That is what I mean by it activates with an acid.
It really bubbles up in your recipes.
Now if you want an example of this chemical reaction you can see it in my homemade honeycomb
video.
So let me tell you how you can make a substitute for making baking soda.
For every one teaspoon of baking soda you can replace it with four teaspoons of baking
powder.
So the ratio is 1 to 4.
Now a little note about yeast.Yeast is also a leavening agent for breads, cinnamon rolls
things like that.
However you cannot leave it out of your recipes.There is not substitute for it.
I really hope you found this video useful.
I have got lots more Bold Baking Basics videos just like this one.
So make sure you go check those out.
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Fermi Sees Gamma Rays from Far Side Solar Flares - Duration: 2:39.
Our sun's steady heat and light
makes life on Earth possible, but instruments operating above
our atmosphere see a more dynamic star. Magnetic
activity associated with sunspots can fire off torrents of
high-energy radiation and launch billion-ton clouds of plasma--
called coronal mass ejection--into space.
NASA's Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope orbits Earth and monitors the entire
sky for gamma rays, the highest-energy light there is.
Most of the time, the sun is merely a faint source of gamma rays,
which are produced when high-energy particles called cosmic rays
interact with either its surface gas or its lower-energy light.
Occasionally, tangled magnetic fields near
sunspots suddenly release their pent-up energy.
This produces an explosion that rapidly accelerates charged particles to near
the speed of light. Confined by magnetic fields,
some of these particles toward the sun and excite gamma-ray emission.
Suddenly, the sun may become the brightest object
in Fermi's sky.
Now, scientists say Fermi has caught gamma rays from solar storms located on the
opposite side of the sun, where the spacecraft shouldn't be able to see them at all.
Here's one of them.
NASA's STEREO B spacecraft has a clear view of the solar flare, but
the eruption cannot be seen by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory,
which views the sun from the same direction as Earth and Fermi. Yet Fermi's
Large Area Telescope detected gamma rays associated with this flare
for nearly two hours. Here's what's going on.
Magnetic field lines extend high above each active region on the sun
and charged particles must travel along them.
Some particles accelerated at the leading edge of a coronal mass ejection can
follow these lines and strike the opposite side of the sun, traveling
about 300,000 miles in less than five minutes.
So far, Fermi has observed two additional
farside flares, doubling the number of these rare detections.
These observations will help scientists better understand how particles
accelerate, travel, and interact to produce gamma rays
during solar storms.
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Death Note(Desu Noto) Parody-Türkçe Altyazılı - Duration: 7:19.
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2nd Call | UPROXX Reports - Duration: 2:18.
As I grew up, I was taught if
someone hits me, hit him back.
If they're bigger than me, pick up something
and knock the dog out of them.
It led to a history of violence.
Growing up, I grew up in a dysfunctional household.
I didn't know anything but that.
It was the normal.
Going back to prison,
I thought about what a Muslim Imam had taught me.
He asked me, would I die for my daughters?
And I said I'd die for them.
And he said calm down,
they want you to live for them.
I came up with the concept of second chance
at loving life, and this time you will live
for the same things that you were once willing to die for.
What I do is help people change direction
of their lives, and provide resources and help
them get employed and become better people.
I found 2nd Call when I was still in prison.
Skipp holds an anger management class
and I went through that course
and when I was paroled,
I paroled on a Friday, and I came home,
went to a 2nd Call meeting on a Monday.
After going to prison I really didn't think,
I was like, man, I've got a record.
There was no opportunity
for me to get into any type of union.
At 2nd Call we always talk about careers.
And we always talk about doing things
that can add and multiply
instead of subtracting and dividing.
In the hopes that someone will realize
they might not want to do twenty-seven years in prison.
I'm on my way to getting off parole.
I'm on my way to having a pension.
I have a career.
Life couldn't be better.
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How to play "La La Land Soundtrack - 'Engagement party'" by Hurwitz | [Piano Tutorial] [HD] - Duration: 8:17.
Hi there my name is Igor from smart
classical piano dot-com what`s up everybody
so we're going to be doing the
soundtrack to lala land i was asked to do
some of this film`s music and i started this
off with a track called engagement party
I chose it because it's fairly quick
easy and it's nice man very pretty just
like marzipan very sweet
alright so let's kind of fell for the
first four bars so we're going to be
doing the first phrase these four bars
and if you'd like to finish off this
piece visit our website smartclassical
piano.com and you should try it out
it's free to try that you have access to
all of this music plus much much more
ok leave a comment that's cool and
subscribe
let's start ourselves off with the left
hand I think it's the easiest thing to
get to take care of here so let's do
that first so i play with the right hand
to be content to just pay attention to
the left
521 that's for the first part next to
get for next third bar that's 51 and
finally who all by his lonesome finish
up before so that's it for bars
completed in the left that's all
first bar 521 second bar foreign-born
live in one third bar right so that's
done is taken care of we'll come back to
it when we put the piece together the
right-hand the notes from the
straightforward so this is the first bar
we have wanted to
and another two or three of these notes
right de flat to shoot or so to hmm so
now the rest of these notes are going to
be fairly straightforward but the rhythm
may not be right for those of you don't
know how to deal with triplets
this is for you every bar of this music
is gonna have a dotted know a quarter
note triplet so that means is over the
course of two beats you're going to have
three notes playing equally spaced so if
i play from here these three notes trip
and fall on beat three and four
however b3 we get a note aligning with
it
factory and before falls in between the
community like this
34 see that three
ok so that's fairly important here if
you don't want to count this out louder
she did you find it tedious just listen
to the piece of whole bunch and you know
your ear will guide you the one thing
you should watch out for is a lot of
people are going to have this tendency
to do
28 notes and a quarter
that's not right if your last note the
fourth finger aligns with the fourth
beat that's wrong
that means you're uh you're turning into
eight and a quarter which makes sense i
mean most of the music for her and pop
and in your life has that the
configuration triplets are not so common
in our kind of because of dubstep but
it's not something you normally hear so
you may not know how to treat it if you
end up on for that correct the way to
mitigate that risk is the second note of
that should put the d' you have to do is
make it very lazy so if you put a
triplet 3 you by too fast you're going
to get that to eight and a quarter
what makes this be very late in come
very late
33 and for whatever and you sort of
approximate the triplets
so there that it is that right and
everybody is going to have to just take
that on board three line or in between
and apply that throughout the piece
alright so there's that first bar one
and then the triplet
next bar we get an idea how to do this
country is right there so 13 of 13
another d second finger and then the
triplet when we get 31
switch to and then into place
thank you for one thats 1 2 3 4 next bar
the first people in 25 another g can be
and then a trip again that's 135 back
two three
we can't get the same way
for and the final bar we get
1214 over to be to an immature but
that's what 13 take your time and learn
just the right hand here gets fairly
confident with the notes in the movement
of the jumps and we feel like you got
that down
this is what it's like when it together
but it used to be easy you can just to
coincide are they lying on every
downbeat of every bar
34
that's it the first four bars of the
piece to finish it out visit our website
are now in terms of cattle II just
change the pedal on every bar right so
wherever the left-hand changes toward
harmony the left for the pedal changes
as well
alright so that's it let me know if you have any
questions
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(run) SOFA ~ PapilLon LIVE SESSION 1/2 - Duration: 4:07.
It doesn't matter what they say
We're all alone
It doesn't matter what they think
Until we're gone
It doesn't matter who they eat
Unless it's me
It doesn't what they say
We're all alone
It doesn't matter who they kill
Until it's done
It doesn't matter to who they pray
Unless it's me
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【完整版】牌品差就是人品差？！ 演藝圈公認最爛牌咖現形！2017.01.30小明星大跟班 - Duration: 44:33.
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MEZARLIKTA BİR GECE GEÇİRDİK - Paranormal Olay - Duration: 12:26.
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TATCHA Koyoto Cleanse Japanese Skincare Review | Euniycemari - Duration: 14:40.
right well what makes you know keeping
it together and moisturize member i mean
keeping it together is what keeps us
entity keeps his Senate will keep are
you guys happy monday and so today I
handbag with another video I feel a lot
better because I'm like catching up and
everything is going well we're going
back on track over here so I'm like
super have your back
so today video I want to do the review
on taches catch your pad chefs Japanese
skincare you guys are washed in my blog
I said you guys about how Monty had
bought it for me for my arm for
Christmas and I was really curious about
it officials tell me all about it i've
never heard attach it before and so when
she bought me a few of the items i was
like EA now i can try some skincare so
catcher we're going to get all into them
to you what it is how it works where you
can find it in my thoughts corresponding
so first let's start with and I don't
even know where to begin what attaches
ok let's start with what is attachment
if you've never heard of patches before
attaches the Japanese on skincare line
it from what I did
it's based off of the Geisha hand and
how they claims their skin or secure
bearskin enemies all the makeup that
they wore so if that's exactly what is
it is a japanese skincare line
alright it is a system so it comes with
a oil equipment very competent
exfoliator and a moisturizer and it also
comes with little are on the side that
you can buy like a little oil blotting
sheets ok so it is a japanese skincare
line system pretty much i received these
two items here so i received the oil
cleanser an exfoliator and then inside
of this i received the exfoliator i'm
sorry the moisturizer that is a sample
which I totally forgot that i had so i
didn't get a chance to
try this out so this will not be
reviewed because I didn't try it out
second to you how it goes
I totally forgot that was inside the box
yeah so I got the cleansing I mean the
moisturizer and then I received also the
blotting papers which are amazing my
life where can you find this before so
4.com is where you can find this bad boy
and I'm actually looking up here on the
phone live with you guys here
um you can also of course by neon
patch.com actual website but if you're
looking at a glance toward to possibly
find it i believe you can go in store
most likely have fun at the floor and
your location
she's going to go ahead and type in
touch aaah so if you want to
individually base attached a broken i'm
gonna give you guys prices and then
we'll get into the review on everything
attached of these here the actual
blotting sheets these are twelve bucks
filbert 12 bucks on the west by exit
bored.com this system and you see how
much the system is because it was two
items inside of here
here's twenty seven dollars for these
two here just these two
it's called the kono cleanse it is $27
ok now i do see a full set of this that
runs for it comes with a bit more
it comes with a lot more actually it's a
limited edition no one is $62 IC comes
with a bunch of a mess but you can
actually go to support calm and take a
little bit even sell the cleansing oil
by itself felt the the powder by itself
and the cleansing oil for 15 points
Oh 15 I think it depends on what size
you get ok anyway i can go on and on
about these prices but the cleansing oil
for 5.1 $48
and that's something that kind of breaks
my heart will talk about in a minute
because ya know that is how much that is
what I'm patch is that is where you can
find it that is what the system costs
now let's get into what the system does
for your skin like I said that if a step
process system so they gave you steps in
which you're supposed to use the items
in order to you know clean your skin so
the first step but you're going to use
the first step that comes in the system
is the kamilia the one-step Camilla
cleansing oil the oil
alright this is a 0.8 full accounts and
how you are supposed to use this is that
you are supposed to on a drive base with
dry hands you're going to put a quarter
amount can see your palm and then you're
going to massage it into your space
ok and then you rinse it away with with
warm water now it does come with a pump
which is amazing for instance are always
great and this is supposed to be the
first step to remove your makeup so you
use this when your movie and make up the
first step you put into dry hands
massaged into your face right hand
striped bass just will make that I
didn't see your face and muscle way all
the makeup and then you with your face
with warm water
ok so the only thing that it's in this
from what I see it's convenient oil and
there's something else
Oh Camilla and rice bran oil ok that's
all that is in here that are going to
melt away your makeup and remove all the
makeup before you go on to the next day
so that is step one
alright step two step 2 goes into the
polished classic rice indesign powder
it's not like dad and for the direction
of this are the size of this is 0.35
ounces directive I supposed to pick I
have
peaceful into wet hands hours to create
a foam and massage it into wet day for
10 25 seconds of organized and then you
bring it this is an exfoliator and what
is in this mystery was an exfoliator
crushed pearls rice bran papaya extract
or polished baby soft skin
the whole twitter here shifter however
you call it which makes it easier to
distribute the product
alright and then the last step of this
system of course is to moisturize so
they have a moisturizer here and this is
the touches simple moisture rich cream
and this is a sample and this will after
you cleanse if after you cleanse ok and
polish you're supposed to use a
dime-sized amount of this misogynist
your face the ingredients in this is
silk extract wild on wild time ginseng
root royal jelly and bioactive complex
ok so it's a blend of light rice bran
green tea and red algae and one thing
I've noticed about this is not that rice
brand is in all three of these products
ok so that tends to be like I guess
being but I heard before like these they
use our price milk or something on their
face of Japanese I've heard about the
benefits of rice milk and things like
that the skin as well so that's why
interesting
alright i think is the patch of dying
papers not disclosing about these is
that they are they have a little shimmer
cold-smoked about one for you guys and
you guys can see you guys at Google X
flecks of gold on the sheet which
is different because i don't think i've
ever used a flying ship that came with
my flex fold on it a little bit about
this this is authentic
this is authentic and was originally
created by goalie artesian and
discovered by geisha in the eighteen
hundreds for its skin benefits these
all-natural leaflets are powder free
fragrance free and handmade they are
suitable for all skin types
ok and then mrs. for a pedal fresh
complexion take the sheet Jimmy Pat a
single leaf let's attaches to the face
anywhere access excessive oil when a
decision would not disturb makeup are
still moisture from the skins use both
sides of the sheet this car after you
and it's biodegradable but that is the
set this is the system that is how it
works
so now how do I feel about it units how
do you feel about the patent system so
we're going to go in order starting with
the cooking oil cleansing oil is one of
my favorite items when i first used the
cleansing oil i was a little bit about
it i think i used about three pumps in
my hands to remove my makeup and it
didn't work did not remember remove my
makeup at all it lasts like the black
stubs you know all that and I was like
oh I don't know about this product so in
the next night I use it again but I've
decided he was about four five pops and
it will remove my makeup effortlessly i
went in and i just massage it all into
my big we should your roof and all that
and when i rest my face there was no
trace of any makeup left behind which is
actually really great this is better
than me using regular hova or almond oil
to remove my makeup because you have the
one with the makeup wipe afterwards
remove any other picture residue before
I wash my face the side right here you
guys
hands down this is my favorite part of
the mind it removes your makeup with
like nobody's business
it's not really fault they're really
demand really clean really really great
inch its really soft and just leave your
skin feeling really nice afterwards so
how do i use this
use this only at night when removing
makeup it says you can use it i guess if
you think of it you can use it if you
don't wear makeup but i personally i
only use it to remove my makeup at night
and it was amazing for that so that's
just how I use it every night for makeup
before I wash my face one of my favorite
products love it love it love it five
stars all the way
next we're going to go into the
polishing and polishing i use it in the
steps i use that stepwise so I'm gonna
use the clinic annoying first and i
tried to polish this is after i remove
my makeup because that's how you're
supposed to use it they say you doodle
clothing offers and then you do the
polish the thing about the polish that
it didn't make my skin still clean after
removing the makeup didn't make my skin
still clean and because I'm acne-prone
out said I'm happy like squeaky clean
but i like to feel like it's gotten
there and get something so this right
here
I tried that night after using the one
with the cleansing oil
I didn't like the way to my fellow
mexican fill it was really gentle on the
skin is that i can say but as far as
like the after makeup removal process it
didn't work for me so i switched around
how I used it and i decided to use in
the morning use it in the morning when
my makeup already removed and I don't
have any resident is already pretty
clean i use this and I like that it's
really really gentle visit great Foley
ater it does the job of exfoliating
gently and cleansing I want it is my
favorite for cleansing out of these two
items i do see myself grabbing this item
more often than this item and has been
like that so this is not something that
I'm too crazy about but I nonetheless
will do it I can throw it into my
regiment and be perfectly fine with that
life
we're going to bypass the moisture i
guess that i haven't used it so I can't
really tell you guys how are the lot
more Stryver play because some which
drivers for the baby i'm a little young
on me everything up in my face I'm so
through about alright and then lastly of
course I want to talk about the these
these right here
love these alongside with the these site
roof a variety ok do it this here
ok so first of all I didn't even know it
was going to leave the gold flakes on
actual skin i use it just trying to use
it and see how much it absorbs oil which
absorbs the oil amazing but when you use
these little sheets they leave behind
little flakes of gold on the skin
now they're not that flakes of gold
mysterious something like flakes are
going to scan like us when talking about
Italy like a little police behind little
flexible gonna in which give you a glow
or enhance your glove but when you press
it onto your skin it leaves this little
subtle flecks of gold but they're not
like a big chunk for outfitting your
face like gold flakes there like a nice
little stuff like if you look really
closely you can see it on the skin can
tell already
I am oily in areas and I don't need to i
don't need to highlight because my face
is a natural highlighter ok so i try not
to highlight and do all that because my
babies aren't actually naturally is
highlighting but this is something that
removes the excess of oil yet it gives
you those nice little flecks of gold on
the skin which just behalf of your skin
cells so yes so that is everything when
it comes to catch it
that's how uncivilized as I feel so far
there are about to lose two items that
may be purchased from this while there I
thought our amazing I feel like if you
had ever goal and get your hands on a
product from them i was they try these
out or just go and get the little system
like this and try it out
I'm what 27 bucks not too bad but Golden
definitely get your hands on it i like
you act like it's a great skincare
system is gentle I can definitely say it
is really really gentle and I just don't
use it the way that it sent to use it
but I feel like in life when it comes to
beauty and all that sometimes when it
comes to systems upset you have to kind
of make it work for you
they may say to what they do this with
this way but I learned that sometimes if
you mix and match things
they can work a little better for you
then would have actually already set in
place so with that being said that is my
review on the cachaça I enjoy it and
I'm really excited i got my hands on
this and get the guys so much for
watching be sure to rate comment
subscribe all that fun stuff and i will
see you in my next video bye
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Advising - Duration: 0:38.
Our university has two Student Success Centers.
Both of those Centers actually will give you an opportunity to meet with academic tutors,
as well as writing consultants, career development specialists, and we also provide many resources
for students with disabilities.
We talk a lot about their actual definition of success and what goals they may have for
their future.
The teachers have always been really great about reaching out to you, and if you need
help they're always willing to make time for you.
Being at SLU is about finding your passion: your passion at SLU and in life.
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Almost broke my foot! - Duration: 6:21.
ähhh Laurenz...
how are you?
this thing is on fire!
are we at the holy "Hein Gerike" buildings?
i just wanted to hide from you
so you are sure that you are in the right physical state to ride today ?
ääh... i was sober last night
i have not slept so much
...for real...
*accidentally said my real name*
....oh :)
look there is some scrap paint in there
i can't remember that you crashed
you didn't realized it cause i was so fast
...aaaallright
are we ready?
I think we have to switch positions cause of the sun!
so you want to tell me now, how i have to film you? *hehe*
after an awesome breakfast from my mom
are we now freshly prepared here in
*place censored* at the Karttrack
and we are going to ride some laps with the pitbikes
it is really cold but a good weather
look what i have achieved
right as planned
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PA's - Ep. 6 - Wrap Party - Duration: 10:47.
[music, crowd]
Zach: ...completely.
Here?
Kevin is at this party?
Zach: Yeah.
Fuck.
Hey, Dick Jockeys.
Where the fuck is Kevin?
You look really nice.
Shut up. Where is he?
Uh, we were like just talking about this, the three of us, and we decided that we don't know.
You know, besides that, Kevin hates wrap parties.
No, he fucking loves them.
Look, I know you're his friends, but I ju-.
No, I'm gonna find him myself.
Copy that.
Copy!
CROWD: Copy!
It's funny how that always happens.
Jesus, what'd he do?
I don't know.
We've never been to a party with him before.
Hey, Kev, old buddy old pal, why aren't you allowed at wrap parties?
Cuz fuck you, that's why.
All right.
Uh, I think we're just gonna have to get him drunk enough that he tells us everything.
It's a good plan.
How can you wear these things? It's hot as hell.
And I look like a douche.
No, you look really good. You fit in.
Here, have this. It'll make you feel better.
C'mon. Bottoms up, bud.
COREY: Hey, Scott. SCOTTY: Oh, hey. NEAL: Hey, Scotty!
There we go, bud. Down the hatch.
Woo!
Neal, good call on the whole outfit sorta thing.
You know that I don't respect you, but I respect your tactics.
Thank you, I think.
Just figured Dana probably wasn't gonna look for Corey's uglier, identical twin.
MIKEY: You look like Alan Parrish, if Jumanji made him spend twenty-five years at a
Taking Back Sunday concert.
Yeah, you look like if Portland, Oregon, fucked Colin Ferrell.
Ohhh.
Hey, why don't you and Mikey get us some more beers.
MIKEY: Oh bangarangs, cool cool cool.
WHAT.
MIKEY: Hold my beer.
Mikey, why am I holding your beer?
45% Rule!
There it is.
Yeah, okay.
KEVIN: Hey, Mikey, did you know that a beer is actually 13 points, because it's all the calories.
MIKEY: Really? That's fascinating.
Pretty good thinking back there, right?
Fuck you, listen.
And by the way, don't gloat.
All we have to do is keep Kevin away from Dana long enough that he gets so shit-faced
he tells us every last detail.
Should we go help them with the beer?
No, we can help from here.
Denise, how are ya?
Still divorced?
What?
[rap music]
I'll be right back. I'm gonna go take a piss.
Yeah, let loose the lizard, as they say.
Hey, I was meaning to say, you should probably shut up less, probably.
And by the way, great job on the pants, man.
Just like, keep it tight.
Keep it tight...
Oh my god, did you guys see how nice to me he was just then?
Yeah, he's clearly blackout drunk.
Keep it tight, Neal.
Shut up and listen to me.
I need to know where Kevin is, and I need to know Right Fucking Now.
Why do you, why do you, it doesn't matter where, you don't even, we don't care.
Look look, he's just hanging out, having a few beers. That's all.
That's it.
What?
Are you fucking stupid?
COREY / NEAL: No. MIKEY: Yes.
No.
Look, what is it that he even did?
It's not what he did, it's what he does.
He's an alcoholic.
Hey, we're all alcoholics.
Yeah, but he's a monster when he drinks.
Not a great thing to bring to a work function.
Which is why he's not allowed at wrap parties.
ALL: Ohhh. COREY: We gave him the thing that he's... NEAL: Got it now.
COREY: I get it. MIKEY: Paradigm.
That is funny, that's classic, that's really fun.
[patter of feet, then a crash]
What was that?
It's begun.
Whoa, check it out, free pants.
Wait, whoa whoa, those are Kevin's pants.
Whoa, shit!
Think, think think think, first it's the pants, then...PBR.
What?
Did anyone bring PBR?
Yeah, we're PA's, we all brought PBR.
[scream]
Brenda, what happened?
I- I don't know.
It happened so fast.
It was like, a lumberjack mixed with a werewolf.
And he had no pants.
Wa-, whoa, slow...
Are you okay?
Yeah, but he drank my beer.
Looks like he shotgunned, I don't know, 10, maybe 12 beers.
Negative, you boner.
These are teeth marks.
He bit through the can?
Then we're too late.
Wait, what do you mean, "We're too late"?
Three...
Two...
One.
[crash, yelling]
Holy shit.
Holy Shoot.
Holy Shite.
SHUT UP, NEAL!
Ugh.
Hey!
Look who's got the Neal nice now, Pants! [laughter]
Buckle up, boys, you're in for a show.
I hope it's a musical.
Shh.
The Crimmas Tree has spoken.
I have been doing this for six fucking years.
And you know what I have to show for it?
I can't hold a relationship because of hours.
I have minor-to-major tooth decay because of dip.
And I'm gonna have one HELL of a tax season due to one thousands of W2's.
Those are three very separate issues.
Hey, Corey, I don't think it's gonna be a musical.
I'm sorry.
Of course, of course, how could I-, how could I not mention the one thing that brings us
all together?
Walkies!
Call sheets!
The regret.
Dah, regret.
I shoulda, I shoulda know that, so stupid.
Did you all know that Kenneth over here once threw up on Russell Crowe's face?
And that Russell Crow then threw up on his face...for dominance?
I've puked on other people, too.
Yeah, Ken, we know. Fuck, man.
And Carol, over here.
She once posted a picture on our last day on set in which a character from
Days of Our Lives was wearing a wedding ring.
Well, spoiler alert, Carol!
You ruined the season finale!
And they ended up killing off Frederico cuz of you!
PARTYGOER: She killed Travis, too!
She did, she did.
And I'm not done.
Corey.
See, everyone look at Corey.
Everyone look at Corey.
See, Corey here, he thinks that he can move up in this industry.
But little does he know that I'm his future!
Wait, I'm gonna be Kevin?
I wanted to be Kevin.
You see, Neal might have pants, but what he doesn't have is a goddamn spine!
Ugh.
SHUT UP, NEAL.
And Mikey.
Yeah, Kev?
I love you, man.
I love you, too.
[KEVIN ugly cries]
Last, I got it, last but least, how could I forget, our fearless reader, Dana?
See, what I know about Dana that she doesn't know that I know about Dana, that she doesn't know...
What?
What?
What the fuck are you saying?
Oh, so, if you ever wanna have a leg up on Dana, all you have to do is bring up the fact
that she's terrified that she'll never find true-
Hey!
Hey, you have lights, too!
Say goodnight, Kev.
Goodnight, Mikey!
Goodnight, Kevin. You're my best friend.
[bang, crash, splatter]
CROWD: Ooooh!
COREY: Oh, okay, hey bud, I'm coming, Corey's on his way!
Should we catch him?
He's on the ground!
Ah, quite.
[sound of air over bottle]
Kev, you doin' all right, bud?
Mikey, what are you smiling about?
He said bye to me, it was just really sweet.
That's gonna hurt him tomorrow.
We should take him to breakfast maybe, but like, make him pay.
No, think again, dipshit.
What, we got the day off, though!
Not anymore.
I'm gonna give Kenneth and Carol the day off.
You all decided to try to pull this "True Lies" shit.
So, I'll see you all tomorrow.
And bring Kev.
COREY: Yeah. NEAL: Fine, fine.
Of course we're gonna bring Kevin. He's my best friend.
All right. We should get him outta here.
Can I have his light-up pants?
Yeah, I was gonna give them to you anyway.
Thanks, Corey.
You're my best friend.
Yeah, I won't tell Kev.
Who's my best friend?
SHUT UP, NEAL.
All right, all right.
I'm gonna give him CPR.
Yeah.
I'm gonna save his life.
All right.
[music]
Yeah, mom, he brought up Frederico again.
No, no, I'm not gonna sleep with anyone right now.
But I'm going home with some guy that smells like puke.
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