Waching daily Jan 30 2017

Hi I'm Joni Erickson Tada and I sure do

love Psalm 23.

I mean who has not dealt with fear

head-on by softly quoting that psalm?

The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want."

We repeat those familiar verses to soothe our souls

and I love that part where it goes

"even though I walk through the

valley of the shadow of death I will

fear no evil for thou art with me."

I love that part where it says that we

look through the valley

even though I walk through the valley

past the darkness and we can look with

confidence toward the other side. I love

that because the dark valley is a place

to go through it's not a place to stay in.

Are you in the middle of a dark valley?

Could be a bad financial report

this quarter or maybe you're in a deep

season of chronic pain or perhaps you

just discovered drug abuse in your

family, maybe you've got a bad medical

report, whatever.

All thing may look pretty dark and gloomy right now

but please remember that God does not intend

for you to stay in those shadows.

The valley He has led you into is the same

valley out of which He will lead you

and by His grace you will go through it

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How to Make Baking Powder & Baking Soda - Gemma's Bold Baking Basics Ep 33 - Duration: 2:19.

I get swamped with messages from you on how to substitute raising agents in your baking.

Now lucky this is really easy to do.

Baking powder and baking soda are really important ingredients.And while you are baking if you

run out I am going to show you how to make an easy substitute.

So what is baking powder lets start there.

Baking powder is a leavening agent that is activated in your recipes by moisture so let

me show you what I mean by that here I have a little bowl of water and it can also be

milk in a recipe.

Now here I have some baking powder.

Now just watch the reaction when it hits the water.

So do you see those bubbles there?

That is the baking powder activating.

And that is what it does in your recipes.

It bubbles up and gives you lovely texture so now I am going to show you how to make

a substitute for baking powder.

You want to mix together one tablespoon of baking soda and two tablespoons of cream of

tartar.

And that is how you make baking powder.

Now you can't leave out the cream of tartar because it's really important in making

baking powder.

So I have tons more Bold Baking tips just like this one.

So make sure you tap that subscribe button so you don't miss out on any of my upcoming

videos so now lets talk about what is baking soda.

Baking soda is also a leavening agent just like baking powder.

But it is activated by an acid in your recipe.

Now by acid I mean butter milk, yogurt sower cream and vinegar.

So here I have a little bowl of vinegar and so I am going to take some baking soda now

just watch this.

add it in there.

Give it a little stir.

Do you see that?

That is crazy.

Just look how much it is bubbling up.That is what I mean by it activates with an acid.

It really bubbles up in your recipes.

Now if you want an example of this chemical reaction you can see it in my homemade honeycomb

video.

So let me tell you how you can make a substitute for making baking soda.

For every one teaspoon of baking soda you can replace it with four teaspoons of baking

powder.

So the ratio is 1 to 4.

Now a little note about yeast.Yeast is also a leavening agent for breads, cinnamon rolls

things like that.

However you cannot leave it out of your recipes.There is not substitute for it.

I really hope you found this video useful.

I have got lots more Bold Baking Basics videos just like this one.

So make sure you go check those out.

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Fermi Sees Gamma Rays from Far Side Solar Flares - Duration: 2:39.

Our sun's steady heat and light

makes life on Earth possible, but instruments operating above

our atmosphere see a more dynamic star. Magnetic

activity associated with sunspots can fire off torrents of

high-energy radiation and launch billion-ton clouds of plasma--

called coronal mass ejection--into space.

NASA's Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope orbits Earth and monitors the entire

sky for gamma rays, the highest-energy light there is.

Most of the time, the sun is merely a faint source of gamma rays,

which are produced when high-energy particles called cosmic rays

interact with either its surface gas or its lower-energy light.

Occasionally, tangled magnetic fields near

sunspots suddenly release their pent-up energy.

This produces an explosion that rapidly accelerates charged particles to near

the speed of light. Confined by magnetic fields,

some of these particles toward the sun and excite gamma-ray emission.

Suddenly, the sun may become the brightest object

in Fermi's sky.

Now, scientists say Fermi has caught gamma rays from solar storms located on the

opposite side of the sun, where the spacecraft shouldn't be able to see them at all.

Here's one of them.

NASA's STEREO B spacecraft has a clear view of the solar flare, but

the eruption cannot be seen by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory,

which views the sun from the same direction as Earth and Fermi. Yet Fermi's

Large Area Telescope detected gamma rays associated with this flare

for nearly two hours. Here's what's going on.

Magnetic field lines extend high above each active region on the sun

and charged particles must travel along them.

Some particles accelerated at the leading edge of a coronal mass ejection can

follow these lines and strike the opposite side of the sun, traveling

about 300,000 miles in less than five minutes.

So far, Fermi has observed two additional

farside flares, doubling the number of these rare detections.

These observations will help scientists better understand how particles

accelerate, travel, and interact to produce gamma rays

during solar storms.

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Death Note(Desu Noto) Parody-Türkçe Altyazılı - Duration: 7:19.

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2nd Call | UPROXX Reports - Duration: 2:18.

As I grew up, I was taught if

someone hits me, hit him back.

If they're bigger than me, pick up something

and knock the dog out of them.

It led to a history of violence.

Growing up, I grew up in a dysfunctional household.

I didn't know anything but that.

It was the normal.

Going back to prison,

I thought about what a Muslim Imam had taught me.

He asked me, would I die for my daughters?

And I said I'd die for them.

And he said calm down,

they want you to live for them.

I came up with the concept of second chance

at loving life, and this time you will live

for the same things that you were once willing to die for.

What I do is help people change direction

of their lives, and provide resources and help

them get employed and become better people.

I found 2nd Call when I was still in prison.

Skipp holds an anger management class

and I went through that course

and when I was paroled,

I paroled on a Friday, and I came home,

went to a 2nd Call meeting on a Monday.

After going to prison I really didn't think,

I was like, man, I've got a record.

There was no opportunity

for me to get into any type of union.

At 2nd Call we always talk about careers.

And we always talk about doing things

that can add and multiply

instead of subtracting and dividing.

In the hopes that someone will realize

they might not want to do twenty-seven years in prison.

I'm on my way to getting off parole.

I'm on my way to having a pension.

I have a career.

Life couldn't be better.

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How to play "La La Land Soundtrack - 'Engagement party'" by Hurwitz | [Piano Tutorial] [HD] - Duration: 8:17.

Hi there my name is Igor from smart

classical piano dot-com what`s up everybody

so we're going to be doing the

soundtrack to lala land i was asked to do

some of this film`s music and i started this

off with a track called engagement party

I chose it because it's fairly quick

easy and it's nice man very pretty just

like marzipan very sweet

alright so let's kind of fell for the

first four bars so we're going to be

doing the first phrase these four bars

and if you'd like to finish off this

piece visit our website smartclassical

piano.com and you should try it out

it's free to try that you have access to

all of this music plus much much more

ok leave a comment that's cool and

subscribe

let's start ourselves off with the left

hand I think it's the easiest thing to

get to take care of here so let's do

that first so i play with the right hand

to be content to just pay attention to

the left

521 that's for the first part next to

get for next third bar that's 51 and

finally who all by his lonesome finish

up before so that's it for bars

completed in the left that's all

first bar 521 second bar foreign-born

live in one third bar right so that's

done is taken care of we'll come back to

it when we put the piece together the

right-hand the notes from the

straightforward so this is the first bar

we have wanted to

and another two or three of these notes

right de flat to shoot or so to hmm so

now the rest of these notes are going to

be fairly straightforward but the rhythm

may not be right for those of you don't

know how to deal with triplets

this is for you every bar of this music

is gonna have a dotted know a quarter

note triplet so that means is over the

course of two beats you're going to have

three notes playing equally spaced so if

i play from here these three notes trip

and fall on beat three and four

however b3 we get a note aligning with

it

factory and before falls in between the

community like this

34 see that three

ok so that's fairly important here if

you don't want to count this out louder

she did you find it tedious just listen

to the piece of whole bunch and you know

your ear will guide you the one thing

you should watch out for is a lot of

people are going to have this tendency

to do

28 notes and a quarter

that's not right if your last note the

fourth finger aligns with the fourth

beat that's wrong

that means you're uh you're turning into

eight and a quarter which makes sense i

mean most of the music for her and pop

and in your life has that the

configuration triplets are not so common

in our kind of because of dubstep but

it's not something you normally hear so

you may not know how to treat it if you

end up on for that correct the way to

mitigate that risk is the second note of

that should put the d' you have to do is

make it very lazy so if you put a

triplet 3 you by too fast you're going

to get that to eight and a quarter

what makes this be very late in come

very late

33 and for whatever and you sort of

approximate the triplets

so there that it is that right and

everybody is going to have to just take

that on board three line or in between

and apply that throughout the piece

alright so there's that first bar one

and then the triplet

next bar we get an idea how to do this

country is right there so 13 of 13

another d second finger and then the

triplet when we get 31

switch to and then into place

thank you for one thats 1 2 3 4 next bar

the first people in 25 another g can be

and then a trip again that's 135 back

two three

we can't get the same way

for and the final bar we get

1214 over to be to an immature but

that's what 13 take your time and learn

just the right hand here gets fairly

confident with the notes in the movement

of the jumps and we feel like you got

that down

this is what it's like when it together

but it used to be easy you can just to

coincide are they lying on every

downbeat of every bar

34

that's it the first four bars of the

piece to finish it out visit our website

are now in terms of cattle II just

change the pedal on every bar right so

wherever the left-hand changes toward

harmony the left for the pedal changes

as well

alright so that's it let me know if you have any

questions

subscribe and I'll see the next one take care

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(run) SOFA ~ PapilLon LIVE SESSION 1/2 - Duration: 4:07.

It doesn't matter what they say

We're all alone

It doesn't matter what they think

Until we're gone

It doesn't matter who they eat

Unless it's me

It doesn't what they say

We're all alone

It doesn't matter who they kill

Until it's done

It doesn't matter to who they pray

Unless it's me

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【完整版】牌品差就是人品差？！　演藝圈公認最爛牌咖現形！2017.01.30小明星大跟班 - Duration: 44:33.

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MEZARLIKTA BİR GECE GEÇİRDİK - Paranormal Olay - Duration: 12:26.

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TATCHA Koyoto Cleanse Japanese Skincare Review | Euniycemari - Duration: 14:40.

right well what makes you know keeping

it together and moisturize member i mean

keeping it together is what keeps us

entity keeps his Senate will keep are

you guys happy monday and so today I

handbag with another video I feel a lot

better because I'm like catching up and

everything is going well we're going

back on track over here so I'm like

super have your back

so today video I want to do the review

on taches catch your pad chefs Japanese

skincare you guys are washed in my blog

I said you guys about how Monty had

bought it for me for my arm for

Christmas and I was really curious about

it officials tell me all about it i've

never heard attach it before and so when

she bought me a few of the items i was

like EA now i can try some skincare so

catcher we're going to get all into them

to you what it is how it works where you

can find it in my thoughts corresponding

so first let's start with and I don't

even know where to begin what attaches

ok let's start with what is attachment

if you've never heard of patches before

attaches the Japanese on skincare line

it from what I did

it's based off of the Geisha hand and

how they claims their skin or secure

bearskin enemies all the makeup that

they wore so if that's exactly what is

it is a japanese skincare line

alright it is a system so it comes with

a oil equipment very competent

exfoliator and a moisturizer and it also

comes with little are on the side that

you can buy like a little oil blotting

sheets ok so it is a japanese skincare

line system pretty much i received these

two items here so i received the oil

cleanser an exfoliator and then inside

of this i received the exfoliator i'm

sorry the moisturizer that is a sample

which I totally forgot that i had so i

didn't get a chance to

try this out so this will not be

reviewed because I didn't try it out

second to you how it goes

I totally forgot that was inside the box

yeah so I got the cleansing I mean the

moisturizer and then I received also the

blotting papers which are amazing my

life where can you find this before so

4.com is where you can find this bad boy

and I'm actually looking up here on the

phone live with you guys here

um you can also of course by neon

patch.com actual website but if you're

looking at a glance toward to possibly

find it i believe you can go in store

most likely have fun at the floor and

your location

she's going to go ahead and type in

touch aaah so if you want to

individually base attached a broken i'm

gonna give you guys prices and then

we'll get into the review on everything

attached of these here the actual

blotting sheets these are twelve bucks

filbert 12 bucks on the west by exit

bored.com this system and you see how

much the system is because it was two

items inside of here

here's twenty seven dollars for these

two here just these two

it's called the kono cleanse it is $27

ok now i do see a full set of this that

runs for it comes with a bit more

it comes with a lot more actually it's a

limited edition no one is $62 IC comes

with a bunch of a mess but you can

actually go to support calm and take a

little bit even sell the cleansing oil

by itself felt the the powder by itself

and the cleansing oil for 15 points

Oh 15 I think it depends on what size

you get ok anyway i can go on and on

about these prices but the cleansing oil

for 5.1 $48

and that's something that kind of breaks

my heart will talk about in a minute

because ya know that is how much that is

what I'm patch is that is where you can

find it that is what the system costs

now let's get into what the system does

for your skin like I said that if a step

process system so they gave you steps in

which you're supposed to use the items

in order to you know clean your skin so

the first step but you're going to use

the first step that comes in the system

is the kamilia the one-step Camilla

cleansing oil the oil

alright this is a 0.8 full accounts and

how you are supposed to use this is that

you are supposed to on a drive base with

dry hands you're going to put a quarter

amount can see your palm and then you're

going to massage it into your space

ok and then you rinse it away with with

warm water now it does come with a pump

which is amazing for instance are always

great and this is supposed to be the

first step to remove your makeup so you

use this when your movie and make up the

first step you put into dry hands

massaged into your face right hand

striped bass just will make that I

didn't see your face and muscle way all

the makeup and then you with your face

with warm water

ok so the only thing that it's in this

from what I see it's convenient oil and

there's something else

Oh Camilla and rice bran oil ok that's

all that is in here that are going to

melt away your makeup and remove all the

makeup before you go on to the next day

so that is step one

alright step two step 2 goes into the

polished classic rice indesign powder

it's not like dad and for the direction

of this are the size of this is 0.35

ounces directive I supposed to pick I

have

peaceful into wet hands hours to create

a foam and massage it into wet day for

10 25 seconds of organized and then you

bring it this is an exfoliator and what

is in this mystery was an exfoliator

crushed pearls rice bran papaya extract

or polished baby soft skin

the whole twitter here shifter however

you call it which makes it easier to

distribute the product

alright and then the last step of this

system of course is to moisturize so

they have a moisturizer here and this is

the touches simple moisture rich cream

and this is a sample and this will after

you cleanse if after you cleanse ok and

polish you're supposed to use a

dime-sized amount of this misogynist

your face the ingredients in this is

silk extract wild on wild time ginseng

root royal jelly and bioactive complex

ok so it's a blend of light rice bran

green tea and red algae and one thing

I've noticed about this is not that rice

brand is in all three of these products

ok so that tends to be like I guess

being but I heard before like these they

use our price milk or something on their

face of Japanese I've heard about the

benefits of rice milk and things like

that the skin as well so that's why

interesting

alright i think is the patch of dying

papers not disclosing about these is

that they are they have a little shimmer

cold-smoked about one for you guys and

you guys can see you guys at Google X

flecks of gold on the sheet which

is different because i don't think i've

ever used a flying ship that came with

my flex fold on it a little bit about

this this is authentic

this is authentic and was originally

created by goalie artesian and

discovered by geisha in the eighteen

hundreds for its skin benefits these

all-natural leaflets are powder free

fragrance free and handmade they are

suitable for all skin types

ok and then mrs. for a pedal fresh

complexion take the sheet Jimmy Pat a

single leaf let's attaches to the face

anywhere access excessive oil when a

decision would not disturb makeup are

still moisture from the skins use both

sides of the sheet this car after you

and it's biodegradable but that is the

set this is the system that is how it

works

so now how do I feel about it units how

do you feel about the patent system so

we're going to go in order starting with

the cooking oil cleansing oil is one of

my favorite items when i first used the

cleansing oil i was a little bit about

it i think i used about three pumps in

my hands to remove my makeup and it

didn't work did not remember remove my

makeup at all it lasts like the black

stubs you know all that and I was like

oh I don't know about this product so in

the next night I use it again but I've

decided he was about four five pops and

it will remove my makeup effortlessly i

went in and i just massage it all into

my big we should your roof and all that

and when i rest my face there was no

trace of any makeup left behind which is

actually really great this is better

than me using regular hova or almond oil

to remove my makeup because you have the

one with the makeup wipe afterwards

remove any other picture residue before

I wash my face the side right here you

guys

hands down this is my favorite part of

the mind it removes your makeup with

like nobody's business

it's not really fault they're really

demand really clean really really great

inch its really soft and just leave your

skin feeling really nice afterwards so

how do i use this

use this only at night when removing

makeup it says you can use it i guess if

you think of it you can use it if you

don't wear makeup but i personally i

only use it to remove my makeup at night

and it was amazing for that so that's

just how I use it every night for makeup

before I wash my face one of my favorite

products love it love it love it five

stars all the way

next we're going to go into the

polishing and polishing i use it in the

steps i use that stepwise so I'm gonna

use the clinic annoying first and i

tried to polish this is after i remove

my makeup because that's how you're

supposed to use it they say you doodle

clothing offers and then you do the

polish the thing about the polish that

it didn't make my skin still clean after

removing the makeup didn't make my skin

still clean and because I'm acne-prone

out said I'm happy like squeaky clean

but i like to feel like it's gotten

there and get something so this right

here

I tried that night after using the one

with the cleansing oil

I didn't like the way to my fellow

mexican fill it was really gentle on the

skin is that i can say but as far as

like the after makeup removal process it

didn't work for me so i switched around

how I used it and i decided to use in

the morning use it in the morning when

my makeup already removed and I don't

have any resident is already pretty

clean i use this and I like that it's

really really gentle visit great Foley

ater it does the job of exfoliating

gently and cleansing I want it is my

favorite for cleansing out of these two

items i do see myself grabbing this item

more often than this item and has been

like that so this is not something that

I'm too crazy about but I nonetheless

will do it I can throw it into my

regiment and be perfectly fine with that

life

we're going to bypass the moisture i

guess that i haven't used it so I can't

really tell you guys how are the lot

more Stryver play because some which

drivers for the baby i'm a little young

on me everything up in my face I'm so

through about alright and then lastly of

course I want to talk about the these

these right here

love these alongside with the these site

roof a variety ok do it this here

ok so first of all I didn't even know it

was going to leave the gold flakes on

actual skin i use it just trying to use

it and see how much it absorbs oil which

absorbs the oil amazing but when you use

these little sheets they leave behind

little flakes of gold on the skin

now they're not that flakes of gold

mysterious something like flakes are

going to scan like us when talking about

Italy like a little police behind little

flexible gonna in which give you a glow

or enhance your glove but when you press

it onto your skin it leaves this little

subtle flecks of gold but they're not

like a big chunk for outfitting your

face like gold flakes there like a nice

little stuff like if you look really

closely you can see it on the skin can

tell already

I am oily in areas and I don't need to i

don't need to highlight because my face

is a natural highlighter ok so i try not

to highlight and do all that because my

babies aren't actually naturally is

highlighting but this is something that

removes the excess of oil yet it gives

you those nice little flecks of gold on

the skin which just behalf of your skin

cells so yes so that is everything when

it comes to catch it

that's how uncivilized as I feel so far

there are about to lose two items that

may be purchased from this while there I

thought our amazing I feel like if you

had ever goal and get your hands on a

product from them i was they try these

out or just go and get the little system

like this and try it out

I'm what 27 bucks not too bad but Golden

definitely get your hands on it i like

you act like it's a great skincare

system is gentle I can definitely say it

is really really gentle and I just don't

use it the way that it sent to use it

but I feel like in life when it comes to

beauty and all that sometimes when it

comes to systems upset you have to kind

of make it work for you

they may say to what they do this with

this way but I learned that sometimes if

you mix and match things

they can work a little better for you

then would have actually already set in

place so with that being said that is my

review on the cachaça I enjoy it and

I'm really excited i got my hands on

this and get the guys so much for

watching be sure to rate comment

subscribe all that fun stuff and i will

see you in my next video bye

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Advising - Duration: 0:38.

Our university has two Student Success Centers.

Both of those Centers actually will give you an opportunity to meet with academic tutors,

as well as writing consultants, career development specialists, and we also provide many resources

for students with disabilities.

We talk a lot about their actual definition of success and what goals they may have for

their future.

The teachers have always been really great about reaching out to you, and if you need

help they're always willing to make time for you.

Being at SLU is about finding your passion: your passion at SLU and in life.

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Dutch Comic Con 2016 - Episode 11 - Kotatsu TV - Duration: 5:07.

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Almost broke my foot! - Duration: 6:21.

ähhh Laurenz...

how are you?

this thing is on fire!

are we at the holy "Hein Gerike" buildings?

i just wanted to hide from you

so you are sure that you are in the right physical state to ride today ?

ääh... i was sober last night

i have not slept so much

...for real...

*accidentally said my real name*

....oh :)

look there is some scrap paint in there

i can't remember that you crashed

you didn't realized it cause i was so fast

...aaaallright

are we ready?

I think we have to switch positions cause of the sun!

so you want to tell me now, how i have to film you? *hehe*

after an awesome breakfast from my mom

are we now freshly prepared here in

*place censored* at the Karttrack

and we are going to ride some laps with the pitbikes

it is really cold but a good weather

look what i have achieved

right as planned

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PA's - Ep. 6 - Wrap Party - Duration: 10:47.

[music, crowd]

Zach: ...completely.

Here?

Kevin is at this party?

Zach: Yeah.

Fuck.

Hey, Dick Jockeys.

Where the fuck is Kevin?

You look really nice.

Shut up. Where is he?

Uh, we were like just talking about this, the three of us, and we decided that we don't know.

You know, besides that, Kevin hates wrap parties.

No, he fucking loves them.

Look, I know you're his friends, but I ju-.

No, I'm gonna find him myself.

Copy that.

Copy!

CROWD: Copy!

It's funny how that always happens.

Jesus, what'd he do?

I don't know.

We've never been to a party with him before.

Hey, Kev, old buddy old pal, why aren't you allowed at wrap parties?

Cuz fuck you, that's why.

All right.

Uh, I think we're just gonna have to get him drunk enough that he tells us everything.

It's a good plan.

How can you wear these things? It's hot as hell.

And I look like a douche.

No, you look really good. You fit in.

Here, have this. It'll make you feel better.

C'mon. Bottoms up, bud.

COREY: Hey, Scott. SCOTTY: Oh, hey. NEAL: Hey, Scotty!

There we go, bud. Down the hatch.

Woo!

Neal, good call on the whole outfit sorta thing.

You know that I don't respect you, but I respect your tactics.

Thank you, I think.

Just figured Dana probably wasn't gonna look for Corey's uglier, identical twin.

MIKEY: You look like Alan Parrish, if Jumanji made him spend twenty-five years at a

Taking Back Sunday concert.

Yeah, you look like if Portland, Oregon, fucked Colin Ferrell.

Ohhh.

Hey, why don't you and Mikey get us some more beers.

MIKEY: Oh bangarangs, cool cool cool.

WHAT.

MIKEY: Hold my beer.

Mikey, why am I holding your beer?

45% Rule!

There it is.

Yeah, okay.

KEVIN: Hey, Mikey, did you know that a beer is actually 13 points, because it's all the calories.

MIKEY: Really? That's fascinating.

Pretty good thinking back there, right?

Fuck you, listen.

And by the way, don't gloat.

All we have to do is keep Kevin away from Dana long enough that he gets so shit-faced

he tells us every last detail.

Should we go help them with the beer?

No, we can help from here.

Denise, how are ya?

Still divorced?

What?

[rap music]

I'll be right back. I'm gonna go take a piss.

Yeah, let loose the lizard, as they say.

Hey, I was meaning to say, you should probably shut up less, probably.

And by the way, great job on the pants, man.

Just like, keep it tight.

Keep it tight...

Oh my god, did you guys see how nice to me he was just then?

Yeah, he's clearly blackout drunk.

Keep it tight, Neal.

Shut up and listen to me.

I need to know where Kevin is, and I need to know Right Fucking Now.

Why do you, why do you, it doesn't matter where, you don't even, we don't care.

Look look, he's just hanging out, having a few beers. That's all.

That's it.

What?

Are you fucking stupid?

COREY / NEAL: No. MIKEY: Yes.

No.

Look, what is it that he even did?

It's not what he did, it's what he does.

He's an alcoholic.

Hey, we're all alcoholics.

Yeah, but he's a monster when he drinks.

Not a great thing to bring to a work function.

Which is why he's not allowed at wrap parties.

ALL: Ohhh. COREY: We gave him the thing that he's... NEAL: Got it now.

COREY: I get it. MIKEY: Paradigm.

That is funny, that's classic, that's really fun.

[patter of feet, then a crash]

What was that?

It's begun.

Whoa, check it out, free pants.

Wait, whoa whoa, those are Kevin's pants.

Whoa, shit!

Think, think think think, first it's the pants, then...PBR.

What?

Did anyone bring PBR?

Yeah, we're PA's, we all brought PBR.

[scream]

Brenda, what happened?

I- I don't know.

It happened so fast.

It was like, a lumberjack mixed with a werewolf.

And he had no pants.

Wa-, whoa, slow...

Are you okay?

Yeah, but he drank my beer.

Looks like he shotgunned, I don't know, 10, maybe 12 beers.

Negative, you boner.

These are teeth marks.

He bit through the can?

Then we're too late.

Wait, what do you mean, "We're too late"?

Three...

Two...

One.

[crash, yelling]

Holy shit.

Holy Shoot.

Holy Shite.

SHUT UP, NEAL!

Ugh.

Hey!

Look who's got the Neal nice now, Pants! [laughter]

Buckle up, boys, you're in for a show.

I hope it's a musical.

Shh.

The Crimmas Tree has spoken.

I have been doing this for six fucking years.

And you know what I have to show for it?

I can't hold a relationship because of hours.

I have minor-to-major tooth decay because of dip.

And I'm gonna have one HELL of a tax season due to one thousands of W2's.

Those are three very separate issues.

Hey, Corey, I don't think it's gonna be a musical.

I'm sorry.

Of course, of course, how could I-, how could I not mention the one thing that brings us

all together?

Walkies!

Call sheets!

The regret.

Dah, regret.

I shoulda, I shoulda know that, so stupid.

Did you all know that Kenneth over here once threw up on Russell Crowe's face?

And that Russell Crow then threw up on his face...for dominance?

I've puked on other people, too.

Yeah, Ken, we know. Fuck, man.

And Carol, over here.

She once posted a picture on our last day on set in which a character from

Days of Our Lives was wearing a wedding ring.

Well, spoiler alert, Carol!

You ruined the season finale!

And they ended up killing off Frederico cuz of you!

PARTYGOER: She killed Travis, too!

She did, she did.

And I'm not done.

Corey.

See, everyone look at Corey.

Everyone look at Corey.

See, Corey here, he thinks that he can move up in this industry.

But little does he know that I'm his future!

Wait, I'm gonna be Kevin?

I wanted to be Kevin.

You see, Neal might have pants, but what he doesn't have is a goddamn spine!

Ugh.

SHUT UP, NEAL.

And Mikey.

Yeah, Kev?

I love you, man.

I love you, too.

[KEVIN ugly cries]

Last, I got it, last but least, how could I forget, our fearless reader, Dana?

See, what I know about Dana that she doesn't know that I know about Dana, that she doesn't know...

What?

What?

What the fuck are you saying?

Oh, so, if you ever wanna have a leg up on Dana, all you have to do is bring up the fact

that she's terrified that she'll never find true-

Hey!

Hey, you have lights, too!

Say goodnight, Kev.

Goodnight, Mikey!

Goodnight, Kevin. You're my best friend.

[bang, crash, splatter]

CROWD: Ooooh!

COREY: Oh, okay, hey bud, I'm coming, Corey's on his way!

Should we catch him?

He's on the ground!

Ah, quite.

[sound of air over bottle]

Kev, you doin' all right, bud?

Mikey, what are you smiling about?

He said bye to me, it was just really sweet.

That's gonna hurt him tomorrow.

We should take him to breakfast maybe, but like, make him pay.

No, think again, dipshit.

What, we got the day off, though!

Not anymore.

I'm gonna give Kenneth and Carol the day off.

You all decided to try to pull this "True Lies" shit.

So, I'll see you all tomorrow.

And bring Kev.

COREY: Yeah. NEAL: Fine, fine.

Of course we're gonna bring Kevin. He's my best friend.

All right. We should get him outta here.

Can I have his light-up pants?

Yeah, I was gonna give them to you anyway.

Thanks, Corey.

You're my best friend.

Yeah, I won't tell Kev.

Who's my best friend?

SHUT UP, NEAL.

All right, all right.

I'm gonna give him CPR.

Yeah.

I'm gonna save his life.

All right.

[music]

Yeah, mom, he brought up Frederico again.

No, no, I'm not gonna sleep with anyone right now.

But I'm going home with some guy that smells like puke.