Waching daily May 25 2017

Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

You wanna see me do it again?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Now you try!

No problem.

I can even do it... faster.

You wanna see it again?

For more infomation >> gotta go fast - Duration: 0:16.

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Insults - Foil Arms and Hog - Duration: 2:30.

Well then is there maybe a more

convenient time at which I could call

you back

Okay..... goodbye

Hi John obviously this is

awkward cause we're friends but your

sales are very low and I'm gonna have to

give you a first strike

Okay, well I will take that about as seriously

as i took my driver theory test

Oh just because I got the promotion

and you didn't

Could you leave now because you're really

starting to affect my mental health

You know you could at least pretend

to be happy for me

Okay...

congratulations I hear they designed a

car based on your face

the Fiat Multipla

As usual John less creative than a house painter

As usual more annoying than a Java update

much like a 1st year Arts student you John,

you don't have a lot of class

Much like a 1st year arts student Phil,

I'm only here because I couldn't

think of anything better to do

Im not surprised your sales are low

you're about as friendly as somebody

who works in a guitar shop

You're more annoying than my neighbours

getting an extension

Okay, well if you're finished,

we both have work to do

I hope you go on holidays

and forget to water your plants

I hope you buy a house

in a hard water area

I hope you nearly win the lottery

I hope they incorrectly announce you for a big award

I hope you open a restaurant

and it slowly fails

I hope you miss your daughters graduation

I hope your son joins a cult

I hope your father has a fall

I hope your mother loses a big cheque

If you were an object you'd be

a broken umbrella shoved sideways

into a bin

If you were a bake sale you'd be

a Presbyterian one,

where none of the cakes have sugar

You know what your problem is John?

you don't have any ambition

like a 1st year arts student

You problem is you don't have any sexual experience

much like a 1st year science student

If you were shoes you'd be new ones

Thank you

Worn with thin socks at a fun run

If you were a sweater you'd be a

beautiful Aran sweater

Thank you

Worn in a river with a heavy current

I miss you man

I miss you too

Seriously though you're gonna have to do

something about the sales

Go fuck yourself

Okay.

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Eh....DOOMDAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I faded

I could have gone for another 2 seconds

just FYI

Give the people what they want

Thank you

For more infomation >> Insults - Foil Arms and Hog - Duration: 2:30.

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Hautausschlag, Rasurbrand & Hautirritationen: Tipps und Tricks | Braun & Gillette Venus - Duration: 2:12.

For more infomation >> Hautausschlag, Rasurbrand & Hautirritationen: Tipps und Tricks | Braun & Gillette Venus - Duration: 2:12.

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[4K] 스트릿매직강좌 | 02강 박수와 공감 - 마술을 할때 오프닝을 잘 하는 방법 [우리말 자막 제공] - Duration: 10:50.

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La Pioggia Ha Un Odore? - Duration: 2:30.

For more infomation >> La Pioggia Ha Un Odore? - Duration: 2:30.

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Секреты эффективного производства часть 7 - Duration: 9:16.

For more infomation >> Секреты эффективного производства часть 7 - Duration: 9:16.

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RUSSIA & CHINA ALREADY MAKE AMERICA'S AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO JUNK - Duration: 7:36.

For more infomation >> RUSSIA & CHINA ALREADY MAKE AMERICA'S AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO JUNK - Duration: 7:36.

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#5 Różne produkty, które mogę polecić - Duration: 17:20.

For more infomation >> #5 Różne produkty, które mogę polecić - Duration: 17:20.

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Comedy Sketch - MVP (Most Valuable Penny) - from Camp New: Humble Pie Movie - Duration: 1:12.

(comedic music)

(intense music)

(ball bouncing)

(comedic music)

For more infomation >> Comedy Sketch - MVP (Most Valuable Penny) - from Camp New: Humble Pie Movie - Duration: 1:12.

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【幸福台灣味】一青妙：不開心時，肚子總是會餓的… - Duration: 1:38.

For more infomation >> 【幸福台灣味】一青妙：不開心時，肚子總是會餓的… - Duration: 1:38.

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The Captain is Dead Gameplay Runthrough - Duration: 18:58.

For more infomation >> The Captain is Dead Gameplay Runthrough - Duration: 18:58.

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"Консультация бухгалтера он-лайн " - Duration: 2:32.

For more infomation >> "Консультация бухгалтера он-лайн " - Duration: 2:32.

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Bad Baby Crying and Learn Colors with Giant Spider attacks Lollipop Candy Finger Family Rhymes - Duration: 11:20.

Bad Baby Crying and Learn Colors with Giant Spider attacks Lollipop Candy Finger Family Rhymes

For more infomation >> Bad Baby Crying and Learn Colors with Giant Spider attacks Lollipop Candy Finger Family Rhymes - Duration: 11:20.

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PAHUYUTH - Martial arts teacher attacks his students with Thai swords - Duration: 5:32.

Ready!

Step aside.

Go!

Yes.

You can stay there. I don't mind.

One student less.

One student less?!?

One student less!!

Ah, one student less. (laughing)

Rea-dy. Go!

Very well.

Come.

What?!?

Oh, no ..

You've learned, haven't you?

Ready!

Go!

Hands down!

When someones attacking you ..

Yes .. yes .. very well.

Yes!

Yes!

Okay.

You have learned.

Come!

Do you think I care about my students?

You are not my favourite student, are you?

Hands off!!

Evade first!

Uarghs! - Yes!

This is it!

Get to know your teacher!

Come here!

Hello? Look here!

Yes, I am looking. (laughing)

Whoah, shit!

Phew - You have survived, haven't you?

Yes, by that much - okay!

That makes you my favourite student

Come on here!

Had breakfast yet?

Written your testament yet?

Ready!

Stand normally!

Uaargh - Yes, see that?

Come on here!

You have learned that.

Either this or that way - yes.

Has no one told you?

You can ask xx That's normal

here

I know that. But this is still ..

frightening.

Okay.

Phew.

Come on here.

Not so ...

Had breakfast yet?

...

Okay

I'll stab you, yes?

Like this ..

Yes!

Yes ..

Oh god! - Yes! (laughing)

What do you think?

In war there is no mercy!

Doesn't matter.

This one, right?

Yes

If you don't evade ..

Now!

Okay.

For you to ..

That what I am doing with you

is for you to get a feeling

to react in a case of emergency

No matter what happens

See that? That's important.

You learn ..

to react with your body

A warrior must learn

Only a teacher is allowed to use real weapons for this drill

But .. still .. this experience

makes you constantly aware

Many people get a shock and stand still

And from now on, you won't suffer this problem anymore

A very simple concept.

Okay?

Look!

Yes.

Why? He has also learned.

And this is learned with realistic conditions

because out there you won't find any mercy

If you had not learned this in here

You couldn't do that out there

Okay?

Okay. That's it for today.