Waching daily May 31 2017

Hey, creators.

Hope you're doing well today.

I just wanted to quickly talk about fulfillment.

Now, firstly, I can't tell you what's going to fulfill you in your life.

Really, no one can tell you what's going to fulfill you.

That's something that you are going to have to find out and explore for yourself.

Having said that, there is something that I would like to note, that really helps with

fulfillment.

And this is it: growth complements fulfillment.

So whatever it is that you're undergoing or that you're going to get yourself into, as

long as you're growing and getting better at what it is, then you're going to be fulfilled.

See the best way I've learned to explain this is: growth and fulfillment make a great couple.

They both complement each other and they value the long haul.

And so, in that sense, growth makes you feel more fulfilled, but then the fulfillment helps

you to grow and inspires you to grow.

So whatever it is that you intend on pursuing, it helps to keep that in mind because in that

way you make it about growing and not just about getting what it is that you want.

I'm not saying that you won't get that too, but when you make it about growth it just

becomes so much easier on yourself because you're fulfilled -- you're becoming fulfilled.

You're helping that.

You're complimenting your fulfillment.

And, obviously, when you feel better, you do better.

That is one of the discussions that I brought up in my book.

If you want to get part 1 for free, feel free to go to my website, scroll down to the bottom

and subscribe.

I have left that link in the description.

And also, feel free to like, subscribe and share this video.

Otherwise, thank you so much for watching.

Keep growing.

Keep creating.

And 'til next time.

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Makeover! - Duration: 5:02.

All right, let's make a proper vlog of this.

[LAUGHS]

Hello, Earthlings! I'm Adam the Alien, this is Lisa. --Hiiiii!--

Lisa's about to do my makeup

with very, uh, scarce materials.

[ADAM LAUGHS]

[LISA] Okay, you're gonna have to take off your hat and your glasses.

Okay. [LISA] Okay.

Okay. [LISA] Let's see...

[BOTH LAUGH]

Hang on...

[LISA] I have to...I have to study your face.

Study my face!

[LISA WHISPERING] Study your face!

No...play...don't do that...oh! It's going.

[ADAM] This is Lisa, studying my face!

[ADAM LAUGHS] [LISA] It's kind of intimidating!

It was just the act of you...you were just like, "Hmmm."

[LISA] "Hmm." My canvas!

[LISA] All right.

♪

[LISA BURPS]

[LAUGHS]

♪

[LISA LAUGHS] [LISA] Sorry!

I really wish I had a camera pointed at you, too, right now!

[LISA LAUGHS]

♪

[LAUGHS]

♪

Such a pro, testing on your skin.

[LISA] And our skin tones are vastly different.

[BOTH LAUGH] [LISA] So I don't even know what I'm trying to do here...

I don't know what just happened, but it automatically turned off!

So here we go, from this point.

[LISA LAUGHS]

[ADAM] Yeah, you laugh!

[EXAGGERATED, MOCKING TONE] Ha, ha, ha!

[SNOOTY VOICE] That was such a haughty "HA ha ha!"

[LISA, SNOOTIER] A-HA ha!

[EVEN SNOOTIER] A-HA ha haa!

[LISA, SNOOTIER STILL] Ah-HAW ha!

[SNOOTIER AND HIGHER PITCHED] BuHAHAha!

[LISA] Fetch me my caviar, butler!

You gotta say stuff like that while the camera's pointed at you.

[LISA] Mm-mn.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪

Okay, the camera keeps turning off!

So, uh...**** you, camera.

Probably gonna...I'm gonna have to censor this,

because YouTube doesn't like profanity.

[LISA] Boooooooo!

♪

[LISA] It's subtle, but I like it.

[LISA, HUMMING] Dink dink dink dink dink dink dink!

[LAUGHS]

Did you just dink dink while rubbing makeup off my nose?

[LISA] Boop! Did you just dink dink while rubbing makeup off my nose?

♪

[FRIEND CATCALLING FROM OFF CAMERA] [BOTH LAUGH]

♪

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING] Sorry!

You can't make me laugh!

[LAUGHS]

[LISA] That lip color is SO good on you, by the way.

Oooh!

♪

[LISA] Lip gloss is more of a sheen, while lipstick is more of a...

[ADAM] You... [LISA] Did I just...?

[BOTH, LAUGHING] Yeeaaah...

[ADAM] Do you see it? Right there? [LISA, LAUGHING] Yeah!

[LAUGHING]

[LISA] Yeah, I can't help but get dirty...

There's a quote!

[BOTH LAUGH]

[LISA, LAUGHING] Don't you dare!

[LISA] Okay...

It shut itself off again!

[LISA] Wait, can I...? Can I try something?

[LISA] Wow. You're so beautiful!

Apparently, now we're going to try something with my hair.

♪

You look very stoic in the camera.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪

[LISA] Like, it's actually--oh, shart!

[LAUGHS]

♪

[LAUGHS]

[LISA] This is pretty much what I would do with MY hair, so...

Yeah!

So makeup and hair is done!

♪

Yeah! So...[LAUGHS]

[ADAM] That's me with makeup!

Now with glasses!

[ADAM] How do you feel about your masterpiece?

I feel great. [LAUGHS]

I feel terrible.

[ADAM] You feel terrible?

[LISA] I want you to take it all off right now.

[ADAM LAUGHS]

[ADAM] And how do you feel about the masterpiece on your own face, now?

I feel great. I'm keeping it.

I'm getting this, actually, as a tattoo.

This was like a prototype tattoo idea.

[ADAM] Lisa's in a band! Tell us about your band!

AHHH! Nononono!

[ADAM] The band's link is in the doobly-doo!

[ADAM] It's awesome. Go listen to it!

[ADAM] She's gonna run away from me now.

[GABBY] It's called feach puzz!

[ADAM AND LISA LAUGH]

[GABBY] Find them on Bandcamp!

[LISA] I can't...

[GABBY] She plays the bass! [LISA LAUGHS]

[ADAM] All right. Gabby! Do the pitch!

So Lisa's band is called peach...no.

Pe...fu...feach puzz?

[LAUGHS] It's really hard to say backwards.

Feach puzz.

You can find them on Bandcamp,

and Lisa is the bass guitarist.

So you should really check it out.

Lisa's an awesome person,

and I'm sure her music is just as awesome as she is.

Until next time, I'm Adam the Alien. Fare thee well.

[KISSY NOISE]

[LAUGHS]

♪

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American singer and musician Vaughn Monroe said,

"Nowadays it's takes more to understand a child

than it did to raise their parents."

Hello and welcome to<i> Case Closed.</i>

There's some truth in that.

Sometimes it's hard to understand kids

and a lot of times it's because they don't talk.

If they're not texting with you, you can't know.

Let's see what today's first case is about.

Please bring out the litigants.

I don't believe in corporal punishment.

You can discipline kids without violence.

I might regret a lot in life,

but never the way I'm raising my daughter.

Alright. Good afternoon.

-Hello. -Hello.

Edwin, you're suing Erica, who I believe is your ex-wife.

-Yes. -Right?

-That's right. -Great.

Tell me why you're suing her

and what you demand in order to settle this case.

I'm suing her for temporary custody of my daughter.

I also want Erica to pay for the medical bills

of a girl from school who our daughter hurt

after Erica uploaded a video on Facebook.

Wait a second, because you're telling me lots of...

Do you want to show me what's in the folder?

You look anxious.

Okay... Let's slow down.

You and Erica aren't together. You're divorced, right?

Yes, we got divorced seven years ago.

-Seven years ago? -Uh-huh.

-And you have a daughter? -We do.

-How old is she? -She's 15.

She's 15.

And you want Erica...

Well, you want temporary custody of the child.

Meaning that you don't want permanent custody.

And second, you want her to pay some medical bills

for which your daughter is responsible.

Yes.

-Because she hurt someone else? -Yes.

You want her to pay those bills?

Yes.

And this has something to do

with a video Erica uploaded on Facebook?

Yes, on our daughter's Facebook.

Let me see the medical bills.

Okay, $2,000 in medical bills.

What about the video? Did you bring it?

I brought the video so you can see it.

Let's take a look.

Let's see, because I still don't know what's going on.

I have some of the details, but I'm missing some things.

Let's take a look.

<i> You're done bullying people!</i>

<i> -Let me go!</i> <i> -I won't.</i>

<i> I hate you!</i>

Look at how she's treating my daughter.

<i> I'll give you good reason</i> <i> to hate me!</i>

<i> You're going to see</i> <i> how it feels!</i>

Do you think that's any way to treat your child?

There's an explanation.

<i> Let me go!</i>

<i> I won't let you go!</i>

It's insulting that she would treat my daughter like that.

It hurts me.

It hurts me too, ma'am.

<i> Hate me now!</i>

<i> No!</i>

Alright...

<i> Do you like this?</i> <i> Do you enjoy it?</i>

<i> Because this is what</i> <i> you're doing to people!</i>

<i> Hate me all you want,</i> <i> but this is over!</i>

<i> You are done!</i>

What's going on here?

Because no mother grabs a daughter by her hair,

cuts it off and then uploads it on social media.

There's more to this incident and you're not telling me.

Well, I explained her side of the story.

Now, I'll tell you about our daughter.

She's been through a lot. She's always had weight issues.

She's been bullied in school because of it.

She's gotten in a lot of trouble

and she's suffered a lot because other kids pick on her.

They make fun of her and say she can't do certain things.

They say she's too fat, that she can't dress properly,

that she can't even walk, that guys don't like her,

and that's she'll never find a boyfriend.

It's had a negative effect on my daughter.

Our divorce also had a negative effect on her.

However, she's a child. She's a teenager.

She's barely 15. She's growing up.

I don't think that's a good way to discipline a child.

But why was she being disciplined?

Because she's bullied?

The thing is that...

This man is driving me insane. He's like a politician.

He's talking a lot, but not really saying anything.

There was an incident with a girl at school.

She attacked the other girl.

Your daughter was the attacker?

Yes, she attacked the other girl.

Your daughter hurt a girl to the extent

of $2,000 in medical bills?

Yes.

If she hadn't uploaded that video on social media,

no one would've found out what's going on with her.

That's why the other girl bullied her

and it's all her fault.

A fellow student said some mean things to her

and she attacked her.

The girl had a concussion

and had to spend $2,000 in hospital bills.

And you're telling me it's Erica's fault?

Yes, it's her fault because...

This is unbelievable.

There are other ways to deal with these issues...

So you want temporary custody of your daughter?

-Yes. -For how long?

Well...

And why?

Well, I don't believe

it's fair for her to spend all her time with me,

because she should also spend time with her mother.

We should both spend time with her.

I'm a truck driver.

I'm on the road most of the time and I don't have time...

Who's going to watch her when you're working?

That's what I say.

Sir, you're not making any sense.

That day I was disciplining her

because she had done the exact same thing to another student.

She cut the other girl's hair?

She did that and she dragged her all over the classroom.

So you gave her a taste of her own medicine?

Yes, and it pains me to have to do that.

Doesn't he know that?

He's always working.

I had to do something because things had gone too far.

The school calls me constantly.

She's had to change schools twice these past two years.

And her behavior hasn't changed?

Yes, and I'm the one who has to go to school and deal with it,

because he's never around, so he doesn't know everything.

-He's never there. -I'm working.

Erica, have your daughter seen a psychologist?

She has.

Has she seen a behavioral therapist?

Yes, everything.

Has she been on a diet?

Yes, but she'll still eat a lot when she gets anxious.

So she eats a lot. That's why she's overweight.

What do the psychologists say?

They just say she needs to keep going to therapy,

but I haven't seen any improvement.

She's been to therapy, camp, and youth retreats.

Nothing's worked.

-She's still aggressive. -Yes, she is.

-So she's the bully? -Sadly.

Yes, but she...

How's her relationship with you?

Well, she'd never disrespected me before.

As in any normal mother-daughter relationship,

we'd had some verbal altercations.

However, that day I yelled at her.

I yelled at her for having cut off that other girl's hair

and for attacking her.

I was yelling at her and that day...

Daniela had never raised her hand against me,

but that day she did.

She did?

That day, when I was yelling at her for her behavior,

which her father always wants to justify,

I demanded an explanation and she turned her back on me.

When I yelled her for that, Daniela reacted violently.

She grabbed me and she pushed me to the floor.

When I saw her like that... I'd never seen her so upset.

That's scary.

I was very scared.

That's when I got up and I grabbed her by her hair

and I did to her what you just saw.

You gave her a taste of her own medicine so she'd learn.

Sadly.

But she's not learning.

No, not at all.

I'd like to meet Daniela,

but I'd like her to come in with Dr. Madeline Hernandez

and Mery Cruz, who's a behavioral analyst.

-Good afternoon. -Hello.

Were you able to talk to her?

What's going on with you?

I'll explain what's going on.

My mother's always criticizing me.

I'm always the bad guy.

She loves standing up for other people,

but she never puts herself in my shoes.

Okay, and what would that do?

I used to be bullied.

People said I was fat and ugly.

They were very hostile.

Until I decided that I was going to be the one who'd...

Who'd bully them.

I wouldn't let them bully me.

It's very easy for her to say I'm the bad guy,

but she's not the one getting bullied.

She'll only listen to their side of the story.

Okay, we're going to take a short break.

When we return, this is what I

Hello, my name is Isis.

Isis. What about you?

Yadeisis.

Mother and daughter?

Yes, this is my daughter Yadeisis.

She went to school with Daniela.

I brought her so she can tell you what Daniela did to her.

Daniela's the school bully.

This isn't the first time she's gotten in trouble.

I believe something has to be done.

Alright, what happened, Yadeisis?

Hello.

Daniela and I were really good friends

until a guy gave me a bracelet

and asked me to be his girlfriend.

I said no, because I don't want a boyfriend,

but she got jealous because she liked him.

But it wasn't my fault. I said no.

We even had a field trip and I didn't go,

because I was afraid she'd attack me.

The next day she insulted me in the classroom

after I told her I didn't want any trouble.

She attacked me and I told her to stop.

She cut my hair and I lost consciousness.

You're the girl whose hair she cut off?

Yes.

My hair was very long, but she cut it off.

I lost consciousness.

I didn't even feel her fists anymore.

Where were the teachers?

The teacher had called in sick.

Wasn't there anyone else there?

No, and her friends recorded the whole thing

and uploaded it on social media.

She's a monster. People are afraid of her.

No one wants to be near her.

She's the school bully.

My God.

What do you need to stop this?

This type of behavior will only get you more enemies.

It makes you fat, less likable, hateful, and more horrifying.

Who'd want to hang out with you?

What do you need to love yourself just the way you are?

What do you need to develop important human qualities

such as generosity, intelligence, and productivity?

We can't all be Cindy Crawford or Madonna or...

I know that...

Some people are born pretty and others are born ugly.

Some are born skinny and others are born fat.

You need to learn to work with what God gave you.

So I have to be understanding, but no one understands me.

That's why I want to be with my dad...

Your father doesn't understand you.

Your father wants to fix a problem this big

with a solution this small.

He wants to bury his head in the sand

and you just want the easy way out.

Alright, let's talk.

What is your impression of her, Doctor?

Alright, first of all, we have to talk about the family.

There's a lack of communication between the parents.

Yes, they're giving her a choice.

Yes, Daniela has developed manipulative behavior.

I believe she's developed a behavioral disorder

to the degree that she's become the bully.

When kids who've been bullied can't find a way out,

they become very aggressive in order to defend themselves.

However, deep down they're very insecure.

In Daniela's case, if her mother tries to discipline her

by giving her a taste of her own medicine,

that'll only make things worse,

because she's suddenly the victim again.

But the mother must be very frustrated.

Obviously...

Because she's tried a lot of things and nothing's worked

so now it's an eye for an eye.

It's hard to encourage change when she's going to therapy,

but her mother's constantly criticizing and judging her.

The treatment works, but she also needs a support system.

That's very important.

What would you suggest?

How long will it take and what do they have to do?

Well, there's a history of bullying here

and that explains her behavior.

However, she's still incurring in that behavior

and that's because it's being reinforced.

Daniela's getting something out of behaving that way

because it's continuous and it's escalating.

Now, as parents, we can't justify her actions,

which is what her father's doing.

He feels sorry for her. We can't go that far.

But as Dr. Hernandez says, we can't punish her

by giving her a taste of her own medicine

because we're basically reinforcing the behavior.

So what do they need to do?

First, there has to be a plan.

They need to work with Daniela

so she can find adequate ways of escaping,

adequate ways of getting attention,

and of asking for what she feels she needs.

However, it has to be consistent.

The parents need to be in agreement, right?

Yes.

As long as they disagree,

she'll keep manipulating her way...

The parents need to be involved in her treatment.

Part of the treatment

is that the parents have to establish parameters.

Do you think it's wise to give temporary custody

to a father who's never there because he's always working?

It's like he wants her, but not really.

It's like a game of hot potato.

He only wants her for a short while.

I don't think we can take sides here.

All three of them need to work together.

The school also needs to be involved,

because this is happening at school.

We need to know how the school administration is responding

and how the other students are responding.

This will require teamwork.

They also need to think about what they'll do

when she incurs in such behavior.

Right now she's being punished, but that's not working.

They need a system to reinforce these things,

but it has to be consistent, which is an issue here.

There's no consistency and that's common in these cases.

That's why her behavioral issues are getting worse.

She knows this and...

I don't think giving her father custody will do anything.

I wouldn't recommend it...

Besides, he's won't even be there for her.

I think that if you really care about this,

then you need to get involved in your daughter's treatment.

You need to be involved in a positive way

and you need to work together.

You can't blame her for everything.

I think she's gone to extremes because she's desperate.

She's basically on her own.

Now, listen to me.

You're 15 years old,

but the more you behave this way,

the more you entice people to tell you

the things you don't want them to tell you.

-Do you understand? -Yes.

Your behavior...

Come here.

Look, there aren't ugly people or pretty people in the world.

We make ourselves pretty or ugly with our behavior,

with the way we project ourselves to the outside world.

You're growing up and the older you get,

the more people judge you.

If you keep this up, you'll end up alone.

No one will want to be with you,

because everyone will be afraid of you.

So no matter how much your parents want to help,

no matter how much they feel sorry for you,

and no matter how much they sacrifice for you,

in the end, this is in your hands.

The day you change your behavior,

you'll attract people who'll love you

and who'll want to be by your side.

It's hard.

It is, but it's in your hands. It's all on you.

You need to change your attitude.

When someone calls you fat, you tell them,

"Sure, but I have my charms."

You need to learn how to turn things around.

I can do that, but if every time I come home

my mother's going to admonish me...

Your mother can't be proud of you for behaving this way.

It just doesn't make sense.

If your mother keeps getting calls from school

and they tell her that you're fighting and hurting people,

do you expect her to congratulate you when get home?

Really? It's impossible.

It's in your hands.

Apologize to your parents. Start there.

It's a start.

Apologize to them and to your friend,

who you hurt because you were jealous.

You hurt your best friend because you were jealous.

Start there.

Start by apologizing, by showing remorse,

and by modifying your behavior.

I deny you your claim. It's final. Case closed!

We'll take a break and be back with more of<i> Case Closed.</i>

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Update Review 9.19 - Duration: 6:01.

Update 9.19 releases at the end of May.

It will bring interface changes, new vehicle models,

female crew voiceovers for all nations,

and guarantee that this summer with World of Tanks will be hot.

That's because the beta testing for Ranked battles starts soon.

Now onto the details.

Important stuff first: Ranked battles, what are they?

At first glance, they're similar to Random battles.

A familiar 15 vs 15 face off.

You need to destroy all enemy vehicles or capture their base to win.

That's where the similarities end and the differences begin.

Ranked battles are fought only in Tier X vehicles.

The matchmaker assembles teams in a special way.

Its goal is to match up players of the same rank,

so that they are roughly equal in skill.

Ranks are earned in Ranked battles.

They depend on the personal efficiency of a player.

When a team wins,

the twelve players who earned the most XP will get a chevron.

Please note once again!

Not all players on the winning team, just the top twelve.

To earn Rank 1, you need to receive one chevron.

For each following rank you will need more and more chevrons.

You can receive a chevron even if your team loses.

The three best players will receive one alongside the winners.

All other players will lose a chevron.

So, moving up the ranks is a two-way process.

You can rise, but you can also fall.

Good news, you can't lose Rank 1 or Rank 5.

If you have them, they will remain until the end of the stage.

Let's get back to the matchmaker.

It aims to set up a match with players of the same rank.

There can be a situation where there are not enough players.

Then the matchmaker will soften the requirements

and assemble the teams with players of different ranks.

Their number will be proportional.

If there are three players of Rank 4 and twelve players of Rank 3 in one team,

it will be the same in the other team.

After battles, players receive more than chevrons

and the standard XP and credits.

There are additional rewards.

For example, given for getting a new rank

or completing a special mission available only in Ranked battles.

However, players will receive the most interesting rewards

at the end of the separate stages and the season overall.

These are bonds. The new in-game currency.

It can only be earned in Ranked battles.

With bonds, you can buy improved equipment

that is more effective than standard equipment.

Or you can spend them on directives.

Directives are a new type of equipment.

It improves the equipment mounted on a vehicle

or boosts the crew's performance.

You can use only one directive on a vehicle.

This is consumable equipment. It will disappear after the battle.

Ranked battles are held in Seasons.

The test season will have 4 seven-day stages.

At the start of each stage, the ranks will be reset.

The result achieved during the 7 days will be added to the rating.

After the end of the season, the result for the last 28 days is totaled.

Then, a table with the leaders of the seasons is formed.

Three leagues are formed from the top 50% of the players

and they will receive rewards and a special badge.

You can display this badge next to your nickname

and show other players your rank.

Ranked battles will appear in the game

about in a week after the release of Update 9.19

The rules of Ranked battles are not final. This is the beta test of the mode.

Contact us if you think we can improve something.

This is general info about Ranked battles.

Visit our website to learn more details.

In Update 9.19, twelve vehicles received HD models:

The British Excelsior and Alecto.

The Chinese IS-2 and Vickers Mk. E Type B.

The Soviet T-44 and KV-13.

The Japanese STA-1.

And the champions of this HD batch in 9.19 are the French.

There are four vehicles:

BDR G1 B,

Renault FT 75 BS,

Renault FT AC,

and Renault UE 57.

The models of the Panzerkampfwagen VIII and VK 72.01 (K) were reworked.

They were very much alike. Now their differences are more obvious.

The interface was changed significantly.

The "Missions" tab appeared in the Garage.

Now they are divided into three sections:

Events, Missions, and missions for the selected vehicle.

Completing Events will require significant effort and time.

Missions include tasks that can be collected in a group based on their context.

For example, daily missions.

The third tab shows all missions available for the vehicle

currently selected in the Garage.

The Specials are now available in the Store menu.

You can seize these special offers right in the game client.

The new update brings more options for clan management.

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view detailed player statistics, change clan positions

and hand over clan management right in the game client.

Female voiceovers were added for all nations.

In the settings window,

"national" voice notifications are now known as "commander" notifications.

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with both the nation and commander's gender.

If it's a female commander, your tank will "speak" in a female voice.

The Brothers in Arms and Sisterhood of Steel perks became compatible.

Now you can have a mixed crew without any loss of their efficiency.

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$350 Gaming PC | Rs 30000 Build | How To - May 2017 - Duration: 4:07.

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Putin, Macron meeting 'difficult but frank' - Duration: 27:44.

Mr President, ladies and gentlemen,

I would also like to thank President Macron for inviting me to come to this wonderful corner of France, to Versailles, which I have never visited before.

It is definitely an impressive place that speaks of France's grandeur and its long history,

which plays a substantial part in the ties our two countries share.

This is reflected in the exhibition we are about to visit,

an exhibition marking the 300th anniversary of the visit to France by tsar and reformer Peter I.

The ties between Russia and France did not begin with this visit however, but go back much deeper in time.

The educated French public is familiar with Anna of Rus, Queen of France.

She was the youngest daughter of Yaroslav the Wise, married Henri I and made a substantial contribution

to France's development as one of the founders of at least two European dynasties, the Bourbons and the Valois.

One of these dynasties is on the throne to this day in Spain.

However, today, we spent more time discussing our bilateral relations and relations between Russia and the European Union.

We spoke about the problem spots in the world and looked together for common approaches to resolving these complicated matters.

I believe that our countries' fundamental interests are far more important than political considerations of the moment.

The French business community understands this best and continues working actively in Russia.

Let me remind you that over these past years, not a single one of the close to 500 French companies working on our market has left Russia, despite the difficulties and economic constraints.

Furthermore, we see the interest our French friends show in expanding this economic cooperation.

Last year, direct French investment in the Russian economy increased by $2.5 billion.

Our bilateral trade is growing too.

It was up 14 percent last year, and grew by 23.7 percent in the first quarter of this year.

We discussed humanitarian cooperation in considerable depth.

We spoke about the undisputed need to develop our youth exchanges.

More Russian students should study in France and more French students should come to Russia to study the history,

culture and languages of our countries.

I noticed that President Macron has a number of people with knowledge of Russian in his entourage.

I hope they are not Sovietologists, but specialists in Russia in the broad sense, encompassing our language, culture and history.

This is a positive development.

I hope that we will have more supporters here, more people who understand us better, are attuned to us, and with whom we can hold substantive discussions on matters of mutual interest.

The exhibition we will visit now presents priceless items from the State Hermitage Museum related to Peter the Great's visit to France in 1717.

As President Macron and I noted, this visit has become a major milestone in the history of our bilateral relations, setting them on a friendly track for many years to come.

Indeed, we spoke about key bilateral issues, the economy and cultural ties.

We also spoke about the Ukrainian crisis and opportunities for solving the Syrian issue.

Needless to say, we did not ignore the complicated and highly dangerous situation surrounding the North Korean nuclear issue and missile programme.

We are fully committed to searching for joint solutions to all these problems.

Of course, these solutions must improve the situation, not make it worse.

We agreed that fighting terrorism remains a critical common challenge today.

The President suggested establishing a working group and exchanging delegations between Moscow

and Paris in order to develop in practical terms – and I'd like to emphasise this – cooperation in countering the terrorist threat

that is extremely dangerous both for us and for the European countries, including France.

As for the Syrian issue, our position is well known and I described it for the President again.

We believe it is impossible to counter the terrorist threat by destroying the statehood of countries that are already suffering from internal problems and disputes.

I am convinced that positive results can only be achieved by working together in the fight against terrorism.

However, I would like to repeat that we can achieve these results only if we join efforts in practice, countering together this plague of the 20th and 21st centuries.

I would like to thank the President once again for his invitation.

He mentioned that Peter the Great spent several weeks in France, but as we know, everything in the diplomatic world is built on the basis of reciprocity.

I would also like to invite the President to visit Russia.

I hope he will be able to spend several weeks in Moscow.

Thank you very much for your attention.

Thank you, Mr President.

Q. We are marking 300 years of Russian-French diplomatic relations, but over these past years, we have been getting the impression that there is not much to celebrate.

We have heard some positive signals, including those mentioned by Mr Macron and Mr Putin.

You spoke of establishing a humanitarian forum and setting up a counterterrorism commission.

Is it possible some of the other numerous bilateral cooperation mechanisms that had worked very effectively would resume operation?

I would like to ask another question too.

Russia is frequently accused of meddling in elections.

Such accusations were levelled at Russia during the recent election campaign in France.

Did you discuss this matter at all?

Were any clarifications given or questions asked?

Thank you.

You said that we are celebrating 300years since Peter the Great's visit to France.

This visit was a major event in our bilateral relations, so how can there be nothing to celebrate?

We are celebrating this 300th anniversary.

So long as we have the desire to celebrate, we will always find something to celebrate.

This is especially true because, as I have just said, our bilateral trade is recovering,

we are now looking for common ground on key issues on the international agenda,

and, it seems to me, we are capable of making a common effort to move forward,

or at least to start moving forward together towards resolving the key current issues.

As for Russia's alleged meddling in whichever elections, no, we did not discuss this matter and President Macron showed no interest in it.

And why would I bring it up? I think this issue does not exist.

Let me say on this subject that we want to activate our strategic economic dialogue.

We discussed the matter of a joint working group on Syria.

We also agreed that I would inform the German Chancellor in the coming hours that we wish to activate the Normandy format and hold talks with the OSCE's participation.

The progress made through this dialogue is very important.

Great events do not happen overnight.

President Putin called me after my election to congratulate me on my victory.

I am a pragmatic person and we already touched on a number of issues.

I said what I wanted to say and he spoke about his concerns.

I consider it important to discuss concrete matters.

I already ran through the subjects we discussed, and if I have said something once, it is not my habit to come back to it again.

Q. Mr Putin, you received the National Front candidate [Marine Le Pen] in the Kremlin in March and supported her in the presidential race, at least tacitly.

In addition, there was the case of the hackers.

There is talk that maybe they were from Russia and tried to interfere in the election campaign in France.

I would like to ask both of you.

You are now standing on this podium next to each other, and it does not feel like Franco-Russian relations are very warm.

Have they become at least a little warmer as a result of this meeting?

We are now talking about the climate of the meeting, but there is also the issue of human rights.

Did you talk about that?

With regard to the first question, I would like to say that it is not for me to comment on Madame Le Pen's visits in March.

In elections the decision is made by the sovereign people of France, and they did not vote for the National Front candidate.

With regard to the other questions, I have never believed that in politics one should comment on issues of thermodynamics or chemistry.

You mentioned the climate.

It really is fairly warm here, the climate is warming.

However, this was our first exchange of views, and I believe it was open and candid, and we said many things to each other.

I said what I think about a number of situations.

I will not disclose some of the things that I said, because this is accepted practice in diplomacy and politics.

However, I think we told each other everything.

Of course, there are things that we disagree on, but we spoke out on them as well.

Most importantly, we discussed how we should go about our joint actions.

We must act together, because if we do not create the right conditions for this, we will not be able to make any progress on the issues that were mentioned.

Unless we have a candid and sincere – yes, sometimes there may be issues in such a dialogue – and a constructive dialogue,

we will not be able to make any progress either on Ukraine or on Syria.

As for human rights and other matters, we discussed them as well.

Yes, we covered specific instances, but we will not talk about them publicly.

I do not think that this will help progress in this area.

At the very least, I really want us to be able to find a solution that is in line with the values we are committed to.

And I will not give these values up.

The first part of your question concerned hackers.

I would like to draw your attention to how this question was worded.

At any rate, this is how it was translated.

You said, "They say that maybe Russian hackers interfered."

How can one comment on such statements?

"They say."

Who said and based on what – that is unclear.

My second point.

"Maybe Russian hackers."

And maybe not.

Are these the grounds on which conclusions are drawn?

The press can permit itself any conclusion.

That is what the press is for, to let people know different views.

However, in politics this is a road leading nowhere – to justify one's actions or form one's impressions on the basis of assumptions that have not been confirmed by anything.

This is the first part.

Secondly, apropos Ms Le Pen's reception in the Kremlin.

This was not her first visit to Moscow.

She used to come to Moscow regularly.

I do not believe that her views on preserving the identity of European nations and consolidating the sovereignty of European countries are entirely baseless or senseless.

I do not think so.

My position may not coincide with that of my other colleagues but I have always expressed it openly.

This is the first point.

Secondly, we are always ready to receive any person.

If Ms Le Pen inquired about a meeting, why should we turn her down?

Especially – and this is the main point for us – since she has always stood for developing relations with our country.

It would be bizarre for us to push away those European politicians who want to develop diverse cooperation with Russia.

That is how I would answer.

This does not at all mean that we tried to somehow influence the elections, which was simply impossible because we were fully aware of the political realities in France.

Do you think we did not know the public opinion polls, did not understand what was taking place and whom the majority of people in France preferred?

We saw and understood everything clearly.

And my last point.

On such matters…

We are not children, are we?

We are dealing with serious business.

Apart from the current political environment, there are the fundamental interests of the people of Russia and France.

The President and I are guided by these interests in our work and we will continue to be.

Q. A question on Syria.

Developments in Syria show that it is difficult for one country to achieve impressive results in settling the crisis.

Do you think Russia and France could cooperate to resolve this conflict?

And if so, on what scale could they cooperate?

To continue on my colleague's theme of the election campaign in France, it was not easy for Russian journalists to get access to your election headquarters.

Can you comment on how you will build relations with foreign journalists?

Thank you.

I will start with your second question.

I can have exemplary relations with foreign journalists if they are journalists.

Politicians have a responsibility to speak the truth.

If some people are spreading lies, they are not journalists anymore.

Russia Today and Sputnik were spreading false information and I believe they had no place in my election headquarters.

However, all foreign journalists, including those from Russia, had access to my headquarters.

The rules are very simple and will always be the same.

The situation was so serious because during the democratic campaign some so-called media outlets interfered, acting under the influence of certain political interests.

In other words, Russia Today and Sputnik did not behave as the press or as journalists should.

They behaved like bodies of influence, bodies of propaganda, that is, bodies of false propaganda, no more and no less.

As for the first question, of course we will cooperate.

We are already cooperating on the Syrian issue and this is absolutely necessary.

This is precisely the decision I made.

I told President Putin that I would like to cooperate very closely on this matter. сотрудничали по этому вопрос кто у нас есть

We have a priority, and it is a common priority, this is struggle against terrorism.

This is an absolutely fundamental priority.

It overrides any other priorities.

The second point.

I would like us to share information in order to work better at the local level.

Moreover, we cannot afford to allow the disintegration of the Syrian state and the deterioration of the situation in that region.

There are two red lines here.

We must be unwavering on the use of chemical weapons and on humanitarian access to civilians.

I want to win the war against terrorists in Syria and I would like us to jointly build durable peace in Syria,

political peace in Syria, and we will work together to make this happen.

France of course is making its contribution to the fight against terrorism in Syria as part of the US-led international coalition.

We do not know how much independence France has when it comes to operational matters because these are agreements between allies and we are not privy to that.

However, there is, I believe, something more important than that.

It is important that during the talks today we felt that we take a similar view of many things and we assess many things from the same angle, though there are also some divergences.

However, what we have in common gives us reason to believe that we can not only intensify but also qualitatively improve our interaction.

This is my hope.

Thank you very much!

Now we will continue our programme and head to the exhibition.

Thank you for your attention!

Q. One last question.

I would like to go back to the issue of Syria.

I would like to get a very concrete answer from you concerning the political process.

You are calling for a political process.

Russia, Turkey and Iran are working on this issue.

You said at the G7 meeting that this does not suit you and that you would like to see a resumption of the political dialogue with the Syrian state.

You have said that you would like to preserve the state and avoid chaos.

Are you prepared to reopen our embassy in Damascus?

Also a question about Ukraine.

You spoke about the Minsk process and the Normandy format, but at the same time during the G7 meeting,

there was talk of the possibility of fresh sanctions against Russia over the situation in Ukraine.

How do these two things square?

On the first question.

Of course, we should determine the framework of the diplomatic process I have mentioned.

I reaffirm that what has been done in Astana has been done in favour of de-escalation.

However, I also reaffirm that it would only satisfy us if the situation is settled in the long term with due account of what we know about the Syrian situation.

I mean the various groups, terrorist groups from Syria, which commit terrorist acts also on our territory,

and there is the migration from there. I talked about it with President Putin.

I would like to see political and diplomatic frameworks for discussions so that we could build peace.

In this context, it is necessary to negotiate together with all the participants in this process.

But to do so we have to start exchanging information and views.

Together with the other partners, it is necessary to negotiate with all the parties to the Syrian conflict, including Assad's representatives.

Opening our embassy in Damascus is not a priority for us.

I will not insist on that.

I need a clear road map for building peace on that territory and stabilising the situation.

That is what I require.

But as I said, I have two major requirements.

The use of chemical weapons will not be tolerated.

And the other thing is searching for solutions for humanitarian access to all the theatres of operations where it is necessary.

That is as far as Syria is concerned.

We shall work on this in the coming weeks and months.

With regard to Ukraine, I confirm what I said earlier, that the sanctions would be toughened if needed.

If there is de-escalation, this will not happen.

And I hope there will be de-escalation.

In this context, in the coming days, literally in the coming weeks, we will hold a discussion in the Normandy format, which will allow us to develop a full assessment of the situation.

Therefore, we also want the OSCE to make a preliminary report, which would clarify for all four parties what is happening in the conflict zone, and what is happening with the weapons.

You are aware that the OSCE can gain access to these areas and report to us on the situation.

Everything is completely transparent, I am telling you this, and we are seeking de-escalation in this region as part of the Minsk process.

For my part, I would like to thank you, especially for the second part of your question.

You wanted to know how sanctions on Russia could help overcome the crisis in southeastern Ukraine.

They cannot.

Therefore, I am addressing you and the French media: fight for the lifting of all restrictions in the global economy.

Only the lifting of all restrictions – a free market and free competition, honest, not burdened by political considerations or fleeting interests –

can help to grow the global economy and help to resolve issues such as unemployment and raising the living standards of our citizens.

Thank you very much for your attention to these issues.

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Well, hello there.

Isn't that cute. Using your alter ego to meet me here.

Uh, yeah, sure.

Don't worry, I won't tell my sister about this.

She doesn't need to know.

Heck if I care. She can join if she wants.

You would like that, wouldn't you?

Probably. Who's your sister? She hot?

Real cute, Robin. Ha ha.

Oh, you think I'm...

Yeah, I'm Robin. And your sister is...

Star...

Starfire. That's right.

She's going to hate me for this.

Yeah. We'll do all kinds of stuff that'll make her mad.

You sure you're okay with that?

Meh, I'll be fine. I'll talk it out in therapy next week.

You just can't help yourself, huh?

Finding out she has a more attractive sister.

You just had to have me.

Whatever you say. We going to get down to business?

I imagine they're already requesting me with someone else in the comments section.

I'm smarter than her too. And stronger.

...And more modest.

Yeah, that too. I'm pretty much better than her in every way, right?

Even if I agree, you're going to keep talking, aren't you.

You sure are so funny. I'm way funnier than Starfire.

Ugh. Do you want me to get naked first? I really need to move this along.

Oh, crap.

You know what? Don't worry. She's all yours.

Wait, really?

Yeah. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.

Here, I'll start you out: Um, politics. Starfire or Blackfire? Go.

Oh, that's easy. Definitely me.

That's the last time I ever try to fill Robin's shoes.

Get her tiger!

Alright. Here we are again. Hey Winky Dink,

I hope you don't mind if I take the wheel here. Thanks! See, this is a hook up I kinda wanted to see.

What are you doing in my room?

Oh, crap. I've been spotted. No hablo Ingles! Gotta go!

Wow, shocking. Another chick.

You have a problem with me?

No, It's not you. It just seems like every room in this place is out of some nerd's wet dream fan fiction diary.

That's not very nice!

Once you get to know me, you'll realize that I'm not very nice.

What are you supposed to be anyway? A Superman fan girl?

We're related. I'm Supergirl.

You have super powers?

Yeah, all the typical super stuff.

Where I'm from, the hero having super powers is kind of impressive.

You're impressed by me?

What can I say? Don't you think there's enough good guys running around saving the world?

You'd be surprised. But, I can be bad for you in here, if you want.

I kinda like this side of you. Maybe I should take off my clothes.

I completely forgot you were wearing anything. I've been checking you out with x-ray vision the whole time.

It's locked! You're not going to ruin this again for us Robin!

I just wanna see!

We all do, ass monkey! That's why we're here!

Who the hell are you?

Oh, crap! Does she see me?

Who are you talking to?

Oh, uh, nothin, miss. Just checking out this fourth wall for you.

Well, this is awkward.

Oh, is it!?

I'm sorry, do you have a problem?

No. No, of course not.

I'm sensing some sarcasm.

I'm just wondering... how hard is it to return a call?

I'm here, aren't I?

Yeah, after half of the DC Universe has made me look like an asshole.

Maybe I should leave.

Oh, you've got better things to do, huh?

This is just puuuuurfect.

You know, I was going to give you some pussy, but I don't like your cat-itude.

Stop that.

What?

Your cat puns. They're stupid.

Whatever. I'm out of here.

You, know what... I don't like your bat-itude!

Real clever.

Yeah, I know. Quit flapping your mouth...

like uh, like bat wings.

Good luck hooking up with anyone.

You gl... your...uhhhhh

*Door Open*

No, Winky Dink. No. Just no.

Alright, that's enough.

*Clears throat*

Thank you SO much for watching, hit the like button, yadda yadda.

Suggest your favorite characters in the comments.

Like, me and Poison Ivy.

Like, me and, uh, anyone but the Joker...

Anyone!

Alright, we'll let you off the hook THIS time.

Alright, we'll see you next time. Peace out homies!

Thanks so much for making it out, Deadpool.

Hey, no problem.

They told me to pick a charitable cause, and here I am!

Very funny, Deadpool.

I'm not joking. This set is like a third world country.

Wait till you figure out "air conditioning" . It'll change your life.

Can we get someone to check the thermostat, please!

Hey there, mista...

Harley! It's still your line!

You'll have to hold on. I have this effect on women.

Can I just nerd out for a sec?

Okay, go ahead. Give it to me, baby.

Oh, my god. I saw the movie, and you were amazing!

You're sick! Absolutely sick! I love it!

Why, thank you.

I can't believe I'm working with you! Can we take a picture.

Dammit, can we please get to the scene!?

Verbal warning ain't gonna cut it. Maybe you should spank me.

Maybe I should hog-tie you.

Maybe I should slap the sh-

Maybe I should put an apple in your mouth and put you on a spit...

i.e. my dick, like a Christmas pig.

Please stick to the script!

Alright, cut! That's a wrap! Great work everyone!

Hey Deadpool, you wanna go for a drink.

Aw, that's cute, but I don't fraternize with the little people.

I hope this project helps your career.

I'll have you know I'm pretty popular.

Sure you are. I'm guessing you haven't seen Suicide Squad yet.

You've been reinvented, babe.

Good luck with the "Animated Series" look.

Wow, what a dick! I love him.

Starfire, what's wrong?

It's just Robin... I think he may be the kissing with Kitten!

These boys are all the same. I caught Beast Boy with Terra a while back.

Are you angry at him?

Nah, it's Cartoon Hook-Ups. Everyone is hooking up with everyone.

Does that mean we are next?

It was bound to happen.

Are we going to the kiss?

Sure. Could be fun.

Oh...my...

Don't do it Robin. Don't... you... dare.

*Kissing Noises*

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever see-

What the?

Way to go, dick fart.

Well, that wasn't very clever.

Can't be on 100% of the time.

Robin! I'm the sorry! I didn't mean to-

No Starfire, it's okay.

Really?

Robin, with the save?!

Yeah, really. Go ahead.

Ew! Get out of here!

Dammit, turd tickler! You did it again!

Turd tickler? What is wrong with you today?

Hmmm... not sure. Okay, let's see...

Butt nugget. Dick knuckle. Twat bucket.

Douche nozzle. Rump jumper. Corn holer. Knob gobbler.

Oooo! Got it! Thee Gotham Gobbler.

That's you! Ha Ha!

There we go!

Oh, weird.

What's wrong?

You just aren't who I thought you'd be.

I'm Black Widow.

I believe that, I just didn't know we were crossing universes.

I'm pretty sure we're from the same Universe.

It's just a little confusing.

Are you serious? It's a code name.

I think if you browse wikipedia, you'll find it's a pretty common code name.

Not very unique decision on your part.

Wow, dude. There are plenty of men who would kill to be in a bedroom with me,

and you're criticizing my code name?

Well, were you bitten by a radioactive Black Widow or something?

No. Look, I don't have to defend myself to you.

Could you, even? Do you have super powers, or anything?

Kinda. I'm super athletic, heal quickly.

And you chose this line of work? You don't see Lebron fighting crime.

You're a big dick, you know that?

Oh, crap. I blew it, didn'€™t I?

Nah, I like big dicks.

Huh?

Ugh!

I swear, that's never happened so quick before.

Now you blew it.

You can say that again. Heyyyyyyy-O!

Ewww, web goo!

[Grunts]

Oh. you're good!

You think I'm new to this?

I've studied all your moves!

Yeah? Study this!

Please, you dishonor me by thinking I'd lose to such a move.

So... Why did you want to meet in such a place?

To spar. I've heard great things about your warrior's prowess!

Yeah, but why here of all places?

I mean, usually youreserve a cheap motel for "other" kinds of action.

Well I just figured there would be less expensive stuff to break

and maybe a little more privacy.

just us and the spiders.

Sorry... I couldn't help myself...

Anyway... You've created false expectations and a woman doesn't like to be lied to.

I did?

Uh, huh.

Well, I guess the only way to apologize...

is to really give you everything I've got!

Okay, I can work with that!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Ugh, Ah!

Oh, THAT's what you meant.

You have no idea what I wanna do with you tonight.

Yeah, I actually do.

You do?

Oh, yeah! You do all that tele-mind hoo ha.

I'm jealous. I'd love to get into that mind of yours.

I'm actually having a fun inside of yours right now.

You are? Play in there all you want, but don't you ruin the surprise.

Wow, all that, tonight? Oh, I'm excited for THAT.

Wait, what the???

What is it?

I'm seeing some butt stuff...

No, that can't be...

Wait, you want me to do that to you??

What?! No!

Yep, that's exactly what I'm seeing.

You know, I think you may just be seeing a movie I wat...

Nope. That's clear as day... butt stuff.

Wait, no...

Your wish is my command.

Owwwwwwwwwww!

Alright, how we doing this?

Um... I'm not sure.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Winky Dink fans keep asking for it. Who would I be to deny them?

It's not going to weird you out?

You're filling out that spandex in all the right places. What's weird?

Wow. Forward.

You don't know me very well, do you?

I have to warn you, most of the women I've been paired up with here

haven't been too fond of my sexual prowess.

Doesn't bother me.

Wow. This already feels better.

Alright, Spidey-Pants. Bend over.

I'm going to pretend I'm mining for gold in the old west!

Huh!?

No....No, No, no

Ugh! And we've struck oil!

You wanted to see me Star?

Yes. I do not understand something.

Ok, how can I help?

I am having the strange feelings.

Beast Boy said this is where people come to explore them.

I see, but why bring me here too?

I thought you would be the best person to analyze the situation.

You are my first choice.

I'm flattered Star, but wouldn't you rather Robin be here with you?

No! He has small and clammy hands.

I want your big, strong hands.

I do have strong hands. Booyah!

I am going to remove my clothing now.

Please do not be gentle.

Of course I'll do whatever you need. just Let me get undressed.

You need to get undressed to give me a massage?

To give you a... But what about the feelings you have?

The feelings of pain in my lower back.

I was quite the clear.

Oh, hell no, you were not. I thought you was gonna get freaky!

Not end in another Starfire misunderstanding plot line!

Can't it be both?

Alright, we're about set. Any last questions before we get started?

I have one.

Oh, this should be good.

Oh my god! Shut up! So, I don't know he's Peter in this, right?

That's like, the WHOLE freakin joke.

I'm just making sure, dude! God, I can't stand you.

What can I do to convince you otherwise?

Hmm. Sounds like you, after I dumped your ass.

What the hell!? Way to be professional!

Is there something going on that I should know about?

Only you were crying a lot more, and a lot more locked out of my condo.

I WAS NOT crying!

Okay, cut! What the heck is going on between you two?

We broke up.

Riiiiiight. "We" .

Whatever is going on in your personal lives, doesn't matter. We need to shoot this.

His name is Peter... but the truth is... What was my line again?

He sucks in the bedroom... boring... embarrassingly small...

Who the heck wrote this? This is eerily close to real life.

I hate you so much!

Poor wittle baby!

Enough! Can we please just get back into the scene?

You know what? Suddenly, I'm not really in the mood.

What?

Yeah, I'm just going to go hang myself with my own web.

Dammit! Peter, get back here.

He's gone. Hopefully for good.

Screw it. We'll just use that.

So, we done here?

Yeah.

So Mary Jane, I hear you're single.

You want to go out sometime?

Sorry Winky Dink. Not exactly single...

Hey babe, you ready to go?

Just sick of the Marvel Universe.

So why did you want to meet me here?

For science, you ding-dong. I've been analyzing you and junk

and I discovered your hormone levels have gone haywire!

So you brought me to a cheap motel?

Yeah.

And had us dress up sexy.

Your point?

UGH! What's YOUR point!? You're always doing snaz like this!

FP, It's important to run tests!

If your emotions go ker-plooy you could destroy all of ooo!

I've got full control of myself! Why can't you ever trust me!

I gotta protect my peeps!

I can't leave their safety up to a teenager's ability to keep her sex drive in check!

You always think you know everything about everyone!

I do know everything about everyone... and junk.

Do you know I have a boyfriend?

What the blob? You better not be dating Cinnamon bun!

What?...No... Blob no...

He's way hotter than that.

[Door Close]

Are you done babe? I gotta let off some steam.

Hey, it's about time you showed up!

Sorry, I've been really busy.

No worries. You ready to get freaky?

I've been waiting for this for a long time...

Well?

Well, what?

Aren't you gonna, you know?

Not following.

Ugh, you can be really dense, you know that?

I guess? Want me to light some candles? Make things a little more romantic?

That's the opposite of what I'm looking for.

Oh. I don't get it.

Maybe I can help you out.

Um... this election... pretty infuriating, huh?

I don't let it get to me. I'm not very political.

How about clothes? You go through a lot of them, huh?

That's got to make you really mad. Wasting all that money...

I buy wholesale. No biggie.

I feel like you're headed somewhere, but I just don't get it.

I was just hoping to get you a little riled up.

I want to have some fun with the big green guy.

You know, I've been doing yoga... took up meditation,

and I've been feeling really calm.

Are you kidding me?

Nope! Never felt better!

So, you think regular old Bruce Banner will do the trick?

No. No he won't.

Oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! Hillary, you're leaving so soon?

Did you expect some cuddling?

Believe me, I'm the best cuddler. *Sniff* The best.

I'm really glad we did this, though.

You know what? Me too.

I knew you were feeling the sexual tension during the debates as well.

All this time, I could have been calling you "Crooked Trump" . Haha!

Crooked, but HUGE, am I right?

You certainly are rising in the Polls.

You sure we can't go one more time?

Only if I can give you some pointers on your "Domestic Policy" .

Hey, you loved it.

I may have faked it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. *Sniff* That was fake?

About as fake a s a degree from Trump university.

You know what? Not that surprised. I almost always expect you to lie.

You just need to change positions. You're good at that.

You know what, Hillary? You're a special woman, you know that?

Just promise me one thing, okay?

*Sniffs*

Anything.

We can't let this get out.

Let me tell you right now, Hillary, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's keep my mouth shut.

*Click*

*Click*

*Click*

*Click*

Aw, dammit!

Bill, you were incredible!

You were too, baby!

What is this stain on my dress?

Oh, boy...

My fellow Americans, in an already unprecedented election season,

I regret to inform you that a new sex scandal has been brought to my attention.

Don't worry, Obama, I'll handle... I'll handle this.

Listen...

Listen, I did not have sexual relations with that wo...

Bill. Bill. Bill! Hold on. Bill.

This one's actually not about you.

Oh, it'€™s not? Great!

I am so sorry.

I've written this speech to make amends with the American people.

"To be, or not to be? That is the...€

I don't know what's going on with you two, but fire your speech writers.

So... Who are you again?

I'm Flame Princess? And you are...?

Marceline the Vampire Queen. So like, Why are we here?

Well, Cartoon Network hasn'€™t had us meet on the show before, and the fans requested it.

Well , there are other reasons. You have a certain, hotness to you.

I do?

And I don't know if anyone's told you, but I dig red. it's kinda my thing.

Well, I'm more of an orange.

Orange still has red in it. You look delicious.

Stop...

Scrumptious, really.

Ummm...

Absolutely delectable.

Um, she eats red.

Sick knowledge bomb. Kapowee!

OMG! Are you trying to eat me!?

Maybe, depends on your meaning.

Oh....

Oh, man. Back in this stupid motel. This isn't going to end well.

[Door Open and Close]

Who are you?

Oh, c'mon! You don't even know who I am?

I'm sorry. I don't mean to offend you.

Let's just get this started. You're looking to do it. You're going to tell me I suck.

Something's wrong with me. Blah, blah, blah.

Ew. I don't want to "do it" . You've got me all wrong.

Really? I thought that's all these hook ups were about.

Maybe, but I don't move that fast.

Well, that's reassuring. I'm so sick of all this sexual stuff.

Yeah, who needs it?

Seriously, people. Let it go.

Let it go! Let it go!

Haha. I just said that.

Yeah, that's just kinda my thing. Who's that?

Holy...! What the heck are you doing here?

You guys are the worst, you know that?

Excuse me?

Ugh. You're both so boring. Worst hook up ever.

I don't know why it's any of your business.

Just... just... why don't you go hold hands or something somewhere else.

Whatever. Let's get out of here.

[Door Open and Close]

Elsa? Really. What did you expect?

Ahh! You are one creepy son of a...

Alright, who is the next?

Oh...

Seriously?

This cannot be right. This must be a mistake.

I bet it's not a mistake.

Are we going to...

Ha, I don't think so.

Oh, good.

No way.

Ugh... The NO.

Nope.

Uh... Yes, we should the do it!

Hell, no.

Hey, you can't blame me for this one, guys. I tried.

Previously, on Cartoon Hook-ups.

Sounds like you after I dumped your ass.

What the hell?

What the heck is going on between you two?

We broke up.

Not exactly single.

Hey babe, you ready to go?

Who are you?

I'm so sick of all this sexual stuff.

Yeah, who needs it?

What the heck are you doing here?

You guys are the worst!

Excuse me?

Why don't you go to hold hands or something somewhere else?

Whatever. Let's get out of here.

Yeah! Argh!!! Mmm, hmmmn...

Welcome to the no tell...

What the sh*t!?

What's wrong with your face?

Oh, um. I think that's just what I look like.

Wow! Huh huh. I'm sorry. God, you're hideous.

And kinda cute at the same time.

It's confusing and terrible.

Thanks.

Do you have any available rooms?

Hmmm... That's a good question.

Thanks... do you?

I don't know.

Great. Can you find out, please? God!

Um...

Psst! Hey! You're new around here, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

This isn't an ordinary motel. Uh, uh.

No check-in, no check out.

Just knock ondoors till you find an empty room.

Weird, but ok.

Even if it's not empty

You might find something you like. Heh, heh!

Know what I mean?

Not really.

Remember this. They're always watching.

Who, mother?

No, not your mother. Them.

Oh, gee. Thanks, he said, mansplainingly.

Alright, well, I'm going now.

Oh, great. Thanks I was really wondering what you were going to do next.

Oh, you pervs are good. They may not see you. But I do.

Well, hello there.

Ugh, what do you want?

Oh, it's not what I want, babe. They're requesting us in the comment section.

Oh, come on! Seriously!? You're gonna walk away like that?

[Knocks]

Come in!

Who are you?

Oh, sorry. I think I have the wrong room.

That's okay.

What are you doing?

Just waiting

Winky Dink left us with a cliffhanger months ago.

We're waiting to see who's behind the door.

Oh! There's... there's no one out there

Jimmy Skillz just probably hasn't designed them yet.

He will, though. One Piece is really popular.

Yeah, enough of our fans watched our episode to warrant another cartoon hookup, for sure.

I don't know what any of that is. Great rack, though.

I'm hungry.

This place is great, isn't it?

You look like the type of person that

ruis stuff right when it's getting good.

You can tell that just by looking at me?

Ha Ha Ha!

Idiot.

Yes! Chicks!

We're waiting for chicks.

Finally! And no minibar.

God dammit.

What the sh*t!?

Can I help you?

Wha- what's wrong with you?

Oh, the art and animation got a whole lot better in 2014.

Dammit! Is there not one empty room in this whole place!?

Sterling Archer.

Yes... do we know each other?

Not yet, but I've been expecting you.

Well, that doesn't make any sense, but I'm

not gonna argue with those... With you.

I need your help.

Why don't we deal with that tomorrow?

Let's hop in bed...

pop open that bottle of... sh*t... Wild Spider Gwen...

...and have some fun

You know, it's no Glengoolie Blue, but it'll do.

That can wait. There's a woman at the motel

that has taken something very important from me.

I need you to investigate and find

out what she has against me.

I'm kind of on vacation.

Please, Archer. I will repay you anyway you want.

Fine! I'll do it.

Great. She has braided blonde hair and a long blue dress.

Find out all you can, Archer.

Before I go.

Yes?

The whole repay me anyway I want thing was

sexual innuendo, right? Yes great

Yes.

Great.

I'm pretty sure I scared all the monsters away.

We're safe to sleep here.

Wow! Good job, honey!

That's a Team Four Star reference!

No, it's not Goku!

By the way...

All the clocks in this place are wrong!

It's been 12:58 for the past hour!

Oh it's, uh, daylight savings or something.

It's not daylight savings.

No, I think he's right. That makes sense.

Idiot! Ha ha!

You two is the weirdest horsies I've ever seen.

Where'd ugly go?

Umm, I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you have the same voice.

Hello, this is Marlon Brando! Hello

I can't do anything else. I have no latitude.

Yeah, that's convenient.

Do you know where I can get a drink?

My alcoholism is acting up.

Um, there's a bar right through there.

Jesus, when were you gonna tell me!?

My brain says mimosa, but my hearts says

vodka martini?

Hello, blue dress.

Your hair is on fire!

You're not so bad, yourself.

Hey, Peter.

I told you not to call me that in public.

Oh,relax. How have you been?

Great! Amazing even.

Elsa and I have really been hitting it off.

Really.

Yeah, she's innocent and sweet.

Innocent? Maybe we're not thinking of the same person.

Pretty sure there's only one Elsa around here.

Yeah, and she appears to be leaving with

arguably the sluttiest dude at the motel.

Haha. Haha!

Robby Poo! Oh, it's you. Is it...you?

I don't think we've met before.

You just remind me of someone.

I'm guessing you're thinking of my sister, Starfire.

Ew. Yes, that's it.

Not a fan, huh?

I don't know why, but she doesn't like me much.

That's strange.

It's probably because Robin has a crush on me.

She's probably jealous. We're just way prettier than she is.

Yeah, we are, aren't we?

Pretty much better than her in every way.

Why haven't we met before?

I don't know, but I think we're going to be great together.

I totally have an idea.

Oh, yeah?

We should totally get Robby Poo in on this.

That would make Starfire sooooo mad.

I'm down with that.

I said... I'D BE DOWN WITH THAT.

Guess he's not interested.

His loss.

I guess there's just nothing for me here anymore.

Fine. I get it. I'm not going to ruin another hook-up.

I'm out of here.

Alright, Sponge-Face, you're cut. Get outa here.

Oh, great.

Any new reservations?

Um, Pearl and Garnet are coming in next week.

Nothing before then?

Nope.

Hmmm. I bet if Winky Dink had a Patreon,

he and Skillz could get some more help with designs, animation, writing, and voicing.

They'd probably be able to get videos out faster.

And that would mean people would see their suggestions done faster.

Man, that sure would be cool.

I don't get it.

Where'd ugly go?

Um, I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you have the same voice...

Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle

So I might have been subservient to Rose,

but I kinda want to let my dominant side out.

Fine by me. We don't always want to be in control.

It'll be nice to just, give in.

Good. So lets get this party started.

Really Pearl!? You're using us again!?

What? I'm not.

You're thinking about Rose Quartz!

I can't believe you're using me again!

I'm sorry! I can't help it.

Wait... Future vision!?

I can't turn it off. It's part of who I am!

Well Rose is a part of who I am.

You'€™re right, I'€™m sorry.

Now, where were we?

I knew this was a good idea.

This show is about Lesbian space rocks.

Fool proof.

Sounds like you after I dumped your ass.

What the hell!

Hey babe, you ready to go?

Who are you?

I'm so sick of all this sexual stuff.

Yeah, who needs it?

I need you to investigate.

Fine. I'll do it.

She has braided blonde hair, and a long blue dress.

M'yellow, blue dress.

Pretty sure there's only one Elsa around here.

Yeah, and she appears to be leaving with arguably the sluttiest dude at the motel.

[Baby Crying]

Not this again.

Sonic, we need to talk.

Oh, Sonic's not here.

I think he went on break... or left the country.

When are you going to stop avoiding me?

I'm telling you, Amy, it's not mine!

Aw, let's see the little cutie.

I don't know, Sonic. She has your eyes.

Damn, you look fine ass hell!

Thanks.

It's so crazy we haven't met before.

I know, right?

Hey. Hey, babe. Do you have a quarter?

Why do you need a quarter?

There's a vending machine in the bathroom. I want a candy bar.

I doubt it has candy bars in it.

Why don't you just go outside and play?

But I really want a candy bar.

Batman! Please.

Can't you see I'm busy?

...Fine...

Now where were we?

I think you were going to tell me what a pathetic loser I am.

No way! She sucks! How could she do that to you?

I don't know. Everything was going so well with us.

Why don't you go up there and stop her?

It's no use.

Well, let me buy you another drink.

No, thanks. I think I've had enough.

Don't let his concern fool you.

He's just trying to get in your pants.

Deadpool, you're such a dick derailer.

You mean a phallus foiler?

I think you guys mean *Bleep* blocker.

Are you supposed to even be able to talk?

Screw you, dude.

Well, excuuuse me, princess!

And there she is! The love of my life!

Ugh. Do I need to file a restraining order or something?

That sounds dirty! Let me just keep you company.

Actually me and... Spiderboy, right?

Close enough.

...were just about to head to my bedroom.

We were?

Are you serious!?

We're essentially the same design!

And I'm way more clever!

No, you're not.

Sure, I am. I'm offering moral support.

You're welcome.

Oh... Thank you.

When I said you could use our room to take a nap,

I didn't think you were going to move in!

Hey, I didn't know either! This motel is severely overbooked.

Well, you can't stay.

I get it. God!

I'm actually getting worried about Spiderman.

I'm sure he's fine.

We should look for him.

Fine!

Wait, I have to see something.

Seriously?! Get a life. Ha Ha!

Ha Ha!

Hey. How's it going?

Hey. Can I help you?

Yeah, I gotta reservation. Uh. Barry Ponds.

Oh, Yeah. You'll be in room 312.

Hey, bruh, I've never done one of these hook ups before.

Do you have any suggestions?

Just say, "What are we doing here?"

What are we doing here?

Why the hell am I here?

What exactly are we doing here?

Why did you want to meet in such a place?

Wait, Diana? What are you doing here?

So, what the heck are we doing here?

So, why'd you wanna meet me here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Why did you want to meet me here?

Why'd you wanna meet here?

What are you doing here?

What are we doing here?

You really think that'll work?

Yep.

I'm Batman. I AM Batman.

I'm Batman. There it is. Yeah, there it is.

Hey.

Oh! ...Hey.

What are you doing out here all alone?

Nothin. My girlfriend keeps ignoring me.

Aw, that stinks. I'm sorry.

It's alright. Hey! You wanna see my comic book collection?

No. No I don'€™t.

That's alright. I don't have any good ones anyway.

Oh. Uh huh.

What do you say we look for crime to fight in there?

That's a great idea!

Let's just walk around this damn motel all night.

There you are! We've been looking all over for you.

Whatever, Elsa.

Spiderman, what's wrong?

And there they are! Doing the walk of shame.

What?!

There's no use hiding it. We all know what you two have been up to.

I'm not sure I do, but I might not have been paying attention.

We know you two slept together.

I feel like I would have remembered that.

We did not!

But I saw you leave the bar together.

And, Mary Jane led me to believe...

They were supposed to sleep together!

No, I was supposed to find out what she had against you,

or something. It's all a blur at this point.

And that should have led to sex!

What am I? Some kind of whore?!

Oh, that's just great.

I can't believe you, MJ.

And I can't believe you.

I thought we loved each other.

And you don't even trust me?

Sorry to interrupt.

Spidey, you left your undies in my room.

Oh, my god. I think I'm going to be sick!

Elsa!

So, I guess this means you and I aren't going to sleep together either, huh?!

Nope.

Just checking!

Oh, Batman. I'm so glad to see you!

Hey! We're busy.

It was like Bam! Pow! Followed by a KaSLAM!

Sugalite is truly a powerhouse.

I know, right!? I wish we had something else to smash!

I have all this pent up energy.

Control yourself. We can't lose control again.

Remember what happened last time?

Yeah, I getcha. Ugh!

What am I gonna do with all this energy!? I just wanna go wild!

Well. That's kinda why I brought you here...

Yeah. I was wondering about that. Whazzup?

Well, humans have a ritual for dealing with pent up energy.

I thought we could explore it together.

Sounds like fun! What is it?

Come here.

Like this?

Closer.

[Punch] Ugh!

OW! I thought we were gonna make out!

Well, I'm never what youâd expect.

[Knocking]

I told you Bruce. I'm not interested. Go away!

[Knocking]

Please, Bruce. Leave!

[Roar]

Wow. Now we're talking.

Oh! Oh, Bruce!

[Roar]

Yes! Now that's what I'm talking about!

[Laughing and Roaring]

Bruce! Wow!

Now get your green butt over here.

[Panting]

Aw, man! Are you serious?

How have you been feeling?

Well enough.

Scaling walls with ease?

You know it.

Well, everything looks to be in order.

Actually... I have been having one issue.

Oh?

Yeah...my uh, manhood...doesn't seem to be working.

What do you...?

Oh.

Can you fix it?

Let me run a few tests.

What sort of--?

[Door Open]

"The Dragon becomes me!"

Welcome back to Cartoon Hook-Ups: Smash or Pass

With us today is that green guy you can't help but love...

The Incredible Hulk!!!

Roar!

You guys know hoe to play.

He knows how to play.

Let's get to it!

Princess Peach

Smash!

Black Widow

Smash!

Mary Jane

Smash!

Jenna Marbles

Smash!

Regular Marbles

Smash!

Smosh

Smash!

Pewdiepie

Smash!

Lamp

Smash!

Dumbledore

Smash!

The catch me outside girl

Pass?

Toy Train

Smash!

Toy Truck

Smash!

Apple

Smash!

Google

Smash!

Charlie Sheen

Roar!

Renee Zellweger then.

Smash!

Renee Zellweger now.

Roar

Creed

Roar

Texas

Smash!

Birthday Cake

Smash!

Stupid YouTube Video

Smash!

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

Smash!

Winky Dink

Smash!

Winky Dink

I am Winky Dink

Share this video or lose your soul!

It's a me...!

No, Luigi.

Okay...

Do you think your dad followed us here? He freaks me out!

You're freaked out... by my dad?

I mean his name is Mr. Satan, for crying out loud!

The only thing freaking me out is that you took me to a cheap motel to talk about my dad.

[Uncomfortable laughter]

My bad... So, how about we-

And really! Where do you get off talking about MY dad.

Yeah, let's just keep talking. This is tons of fun.

YOUR dad is freaking Goku!

People debate whether or not he would win in a fight with Superman!

Let's not go there, okay?

You're right... I'm sorry.

My dad would WRECK Superman.

What was that?

Oh, nothin. Nothin.

Ah. Some peace and quiet.

Boo!

Ruby!

You see your face?! You were all, "Ah!", and I was like Bwhahaha!

Ugh! Why can't you just leave me alone!

Because we're partners! Duh!

I'm not going to leave you to be all lonely and pathetic.

Excuse me?

You're all, "Eh, look at me. I'm so alone,

so I gotta go to a cheap motel and be all by myself and brood."

Hey come on! Cut it out!

Not until you kiss me!

Wha-What?

I know what you really want. You just wanna be loved doncha?

Come on. You know you wanna kiss me.

I mean... Really? You want me to... kiss you?

It's not what I want, it's what you want.

AHAHHAHA You wanna kiss me!

You wanna be all "mwha mwuh" all over my face!

I loath you.

I know. HAHA!

Welcome to Cartoon Hook-Ups Rap Battles!

The contestants will be battling today

to see who's going to hook up with the sexy, Black Widow.

Listen, bro. I bang b*tches. Alright?

Oh, yeah? Well my fingers vibrate.

I‘m so cute and cuddly

but on the weekends I'm tapping ass.

My game's over 9000

multi consoles raking cash.

So, on your turn just pass.

Your red suit makes me laugh.

Is that bird, a plane?

No, it's just the Flash.

Oh, great, he want's to scrap.

Got a TV show and a it's crap.

Most of us have never heard of you,

but you friends with superman?

I loved you in all those Marvel movies.

Oh right, you're DC.

Marvel wouldn't use you

'cause their out of your Justice League.

What the hell are you supposed to be?

some kind of cuddly blue furby?

You look about as much like a hedgehog

as Master Chief looks like Kirby

Are you a pokemon, a gremlin?

Watch out, he's on the loose!

You're a character made for children!

Why are you only wearing shoes?!

I'm sorry, yo. You ain't mario.

I've played a hundred better games on Atari, bro.

All your TV Shows and your Sega consoles,

just landed your ass on nintendo.

So tonight if you're pickin a fight so you can make your Sonic Boom.

Better put your little hand on your 16 bits or your balls'll be turning blue

Hey, Flash?

Yeah?

I can see your dick.

Uh, do you even have one?

Yeah, it's down there.

You sure? Does it go inside of you, like a dog's?

No, man. It's hanging out and flapping in the wind right now.

well, put some god d*mn pants on.

Made you look.

I can kick your ass then travel back in time

and kick it again.

You're so weak, one little hit,

you lose your jewelry like Kim Kardashian.

I'll beat you so bad,

by the time I'm done, Knuckles'll bruise.

Even if we're just flipping a coin, guess what?

Tails. You lose.

Wow, dude, you didn't say a thing about your speed.

I'm fast like Netflix streaming...

you're still mailing DVD's.

Well let me slow things down,

so you can catch the memo.

Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, and soon to be Black Widow.

Who won? Who gets to hook up with Black Widow?

Cortana.

Cortana!

Yes, John? What are we doing here?

I have something to tell you. I kinda like you.

I like you too.

No, but I mean I LIKE you, like you.

I feel the same way, John.

Oh, man! What a relief!

Here, I'm thinking: Do I tell her, or maybe pass her a note?

I have to tell her... what if something were to happen to her...

So, do we, uh... You know?

Oh, yes we do.

Oh, that's awesome.

That is awe- That is.... Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... What are you doing?

What's wrong?

You were touching my... hmm, hmm... thing in the back.

Your memory bank indicates you're into that...

Giving, Cortana. Not receiving.

That area is not cleared for entry.

[Knocking]

Oh, crap.

Who's that?

Probably no one.

[Knocking]

John, are you in there?

Oh my God! It's HER, isn't it!?

[Knocking]

Hello? Are you in there, John?

Uhhhhhhhhhh.......

[Door Slam]

You son of a....!

Hey...uh...you!

It's Samus!

...I knew that. I was just- It's been a long time.

Yeah, I haven't seen you since that raid we prevented on Liberty.

You left me with a note and a morning after pill.

Yeah, no, I meant to say goodbye, but I just... I couldn't because of stuff.

You're such an ass. I could shove this cannon right up your...

That is 100% something I'm into.

That area is NOT cleared for entry!

She wasn't really going to do it, Cortana.

Tell her, Samson.

Samus.

Whatever! What's important is that we're all here, right now.

Would you like to join us?

No, John. I just wanted to let you know that I'm over you. I've found someone else.

[Door Slam]

What's up people!?

Aw, come on! That little runt? You need a real man.

He's actually a robot. He can absorb the powers of any robot master he defeats.

I accidentally broke a vibrator.

...and it counted.

A a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

Yeah, he does just fine.

I think I'm going to spend the night with them.

[Buzzing, giggling, and a toilet flushing]

Wow! I mean, what a stress release, huh?

I feel like I'm my old self again!

I feel like going out there and being the leader I know I am!

Beast! Flank em! Ya know? And uh... Wolverine...

[Giggling]

What... Hey, what's going on?

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

What is that? You hear that?

[Buzzing Stops] No. Nope.

I swear I heard something...

Look, Cyclops you're being paranoid. Now, what were we talking about?

Being a great leader, or something?

Jean, I feel like you're not satisfied with me, or something.

Of course I am! I just...

What? What?!

I just feel like, next time, maybe we can be a bit more... feral.

Feral?!

Yeah.

You mean like, a wolf?!

Scott...

Or WOLVERINE?!

Scott, that's not-

Oh, that's great, we're back to talking about this again!

I'm NOT WOLVERINE! I can't be feral Jean.

Sure you can! I can help you!

Why, so I can remind you of Wolverine?!

Want me to wear his mask too?!

Do you have it on you?

[Screams]

[Crying]

Ohhhh, you feral beast!

[Door Slams]

Wolverine?! What are you doing here?

Jean. Someone gave me a note saying that you were in trouble at this hotel.

That's strange, I was supposed to meet Cyclops here...

You guys should have sex!

[Sniffs]

It smells like insecurity and bad super powers.

You're a bad super power!

But they're right, we should definitely do it.

Cyclops, is that you?

No, I'm just your inner voice!

Cyclops, we know its you!

Oh, don't mind me! Continue with what you guys were gonna do!

Whatever you say, pretty boy.

Come on, Jean. I know you want a taste of the FERAL BEAST.

There it is! Go ahead Jean!

Do you really want me to?

Oh yeah! Totally.

Really?

Go for it!

Well, you heard the man.

Let's just cut... to the chase.

Okay, get on over here my feral bea-

Oh! You're REALLY gonna do it!?

Not fair! I'M the leader!

It's just not fair!

Hey, babe.

Ugh.

What what's wrong?

Are you serious? You're like some kind of animal.

Uh, yeah. A hedgehog.

It's in my name. I'm a kind of a big deal.

People who are a big deal don't say that.

Look, I don't like your attitude. I earned this, okay?

Real romantic. I knew this was going to be a bad idea.

Wow!

I guess I was just hoping that Flash would win.

Well, hurts the ego a bit, but I can handle it.

Instead I'm supposed to hook up with some furry, blue, creature-y thing.

Hedgehog.

Right. I can't even tell if this thing is attractive for it's species.

You know I can hear, you, right?

But that Flash. Wow! He could do whatever he wants...

Alright, this is just getting weird.

[Door Open]

What the heck was that?

I'm not sure, but I think I just had the best sex of my life.

Wow, that's kind of rapey.

No, it's not.

Whatever. I'm done, here.

Stupid Winky Dink. Want to rap battle for a chance to hook up with Black Widow? Of course it's gonna go wrong.

My shit was fire.

Hey, hey! It's a'me, Mar-

Didn't we do this already?

What are you talking about?

Nothing. What do you want?

Oh, a'baby, what DON'T I want?

-stop it.

I want to see how sweet your peach...

EW! Don't do that.

What?!

Whatever you were going to say. That.

Baby, I'm just trying to lube the pipes before we get this a'started.

Okay, gross. Seriously.

Look, Mario, I appreciate everything that we've been through.

Ha, yeah, "WE" .

Uh, hello? I was probably the best playable character in Super Mario Brothers 2.

You mean that dream I had? What about all the times I saved you?

I guess there was that ONE time.

ONE? Get the *BLEEP* out of here. First game, third game...

That play we put on? We going to count the John Leguizamo movie too?

Mario 64?

Fair. Everything after that was just a paycheck, though.

You really think one person actually gets kidnapped THAT often?

Hell if I know!? I'm still risking my ass to save you!

Mario, you just aren't my type.

What!? You don't like Italians? Plumbers not good enough for you?

I'm fine with all that.

Then what is it?

I'm not into short dudes. There. I said it. Feel better?

What a load of horse*bleep*!

[Door Open/Close]

I ate a bug!

Oh, God. Ignore him and he'll go away.

Oh, hey, Luigi.

What the-?

You're looking awfully handsome.

Are you *Bleep* me? He's short too!

Uh, no, he's not.

I'm taller than you.

Shut up.

God, I want you Luigi.

You realize there's something not right with him, right?

I went to the bathroom all by myself, today.

Oh, yeah? Get over here you appropriately sized stud.

Oh, my-

This is gonna be awesome!

Shut your stupid mouth.

I want you to taste this Peach!

And you're stealing MY material.

Mario, you can stick around and watch if you want,

but I would suggest wearing a raincoat.

No, don't worry about it.

I'll just go *Bleep* myself.

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Velocity Selling TV - Episode 64 -Step 3 Buying Motivators - Duration: 5:32.

Bob: Welcome back to Velocity Selling TV.

Hi, this is Bob and I've got Matthew down in Australia with me.

Today we're going to talk about episode 64 and it's all about buying motivators,

Step three in the Velocity selling system.

Welcome back Matthew.

Matthew: Thanks very much Bob.

As we move through these steps I really want to encourage everybody to think about these

are gates, these are steps, and we can't go through to the next one unless we do everything

we need to do in the previous step.

That's really important.

Today we're talking about buying motivators.

Bob: Just to add one thing, and even because this is our third episode since we did Build

Rapport, we should always be demonstrating that at the beginning of our session to build

a little rapport because you do have to start from the beginning.

Every meeting, would you agree/ Matthew: Yeah sure.

Bob: We look at it – due to time we're cutting it short – episode 62 is Build Rapport,

63 was setting the parameters, now we're getting to buying motivators.

Go for it Matthew.

Matthew: Ok.

So with buying motivators we want to understand what the customer, what the buyer needs.

It's not just about making sure that the widget plugs into the dongle or whatever it

is, it's actually the outcome and the business outcome they're trying to achieve.

Now we call this 70/30 rule.

70% of the time, they're talking, 30% of the time we're asking questions, so at this

stage there's no time or space, unless you're bad at math, there's no space there to go

ahead and start prescribing or saying we can fix something.

Bob: Can I interrupt Matthew?

Matthew: Sure.

Bob: Just add to it.

Yes, 70% of the time they're talking, but 70% of the time, you, the salesperson, have

to be listening.

Matthew: Listening.

Absolutely.

Bob: It's not talking and asking questions, it's listening to the answers and questioning

them and getting them deep, so that's good.

Matthew: Absolutely.

So one of the things I found that clients will often ask a question about a particular

product or service we might offer at this stage 'do you have this particular widget?

Or server, or dongle or whatever it is, and the correct way to deal with that is not to

answer it, not to go ahead and say yes, because that doesn't help your understanding about

their needs.

It's about making sure that you understand why they are asking that question.

So a person asks, oh, do you have this particular widget?

Say, oh look, we've got a number of solutions available to us, is having a widget important?

I had a situation the other day where he goes, oh not really I heard about it at a barbeque

over the weekend and I was just asking.

Ok, great.

So what are the outcomes you are trying to achieve from that?

Which moves them towards outcomes because salespeople need to be talking about value

and outcomes not about how one thing plugs into the next.

Bob: Exactly.

Matthew: As we go into these buying motivators, we want to help them express their problem.

Ask them how long it's existed for, and I'm just going to rip through these reasonable

quickly, how long it's existed for?

How does it affect the business?

How does it affect the bottom line?

How does it affect morale or how other people in the business operate with it?

And then, you want to hit them where they live which is in their heart.

We're dealing with just B2B or B2C, business to business or business to consumer, we're

talking human to human.

So we want to go that last layer deep, which is how does this affect you personally?

Bob: Exactly.

Matthew: And that's the piece that's going to help them drive.

Because most people, I think about 70-805 of the time, people buy on emotion, and back

that up with logic, not the other way around.

Bob: So basically Matthew, what you're saying here, this is the time we get to open up and

get the buyer talking about their problems, we're taking notes, we're digging deep,

we're questioning their answers, we're using the rule of three plus that we talked

about earlier, we're using the strip line approach, how long's the problem been there

for, what have you done to try and fix it, why hasn't it worked, how much is it costing

them or their organisation, how does it affect them personally, so that you get to the personal

pain, because people will always solve their personal problem before they solve a corporate

problem.

That's excellent.

Matthew: Absolutely Bob.

Couldn't have said it better myself, you should write a book.

Bob: Alright, so we got a lot there in buying motivators but again, you're not there to

give solutions, you're there to take notes and this is where the other little technique

that we shared with listeners in earlier episodes is you know what you're on page seven, I'm

only on page two.

There's a lot of other things I need to know before I answer that, do you mind if

I ask you a few more questions?

Matthew: Fantastic.

I've used that myself just recently Bob.

Somebody was asking me about the price and I didn't actually know what they wanted

to fix, what are the problems?

So we moved away from that and keep finding out the issues.

Bob: Now that leads us to the next step, which is step four, financial ability.

Of course I always say to salespeople, never be the first person to put money on the table.

I look forward to seeing you next week it'll be episode 65 and we'll talk about step

4 in the Velocity selling system, finding financial ability.

Matthew: thanks very much Bob, bye for now.

Bob: Have a great week.

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