[Max] It flashes red.
[Austin] You know!
Like in real life!
[Max] Yeah... Sort of...
I guess...
[Austin] This is what I wanted to show you, okay?
So...
Like... okay. So have you ever seen a Randy or an RKO Vine?
[Max] Uuuh... Sort of, yeah...
[Austin] Let's make it real!
[Max] Okay? (Austin imitating whoosh sound.)
(Austin imitating explosion.)
[Max] That was anti-climactic.
[Austin] Ah. [Max] Ow!
[Max] Okay, I just like... tripped. [Austin] That was cool for (???)
[Max] Okay.
[Austin] (???)
[Max] Okay, just- (???)
[Max] We're not very good at this, are we? [Austin] (???) gun battle.
[Austin] But still, it's like... just...
You gotta find the person
...and then just slam them into the floor.
[Max] Like that...
[Max] Aw, dangit! Now I wish there was "loopkill."
Wait, wait, wait! I can't- I can't move my, uh...
There we go.
Yeah, that's a very uncomfortable position right there...
[Austin] (???)
[Max] (Unenthusiastic.) Weee...
[Austin] Woop!
[Max] Aw... Why can't I grab you?
Why is it- Oh, there we go.
Weee!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Get in the floor- GET
...in the floor!
Get... in the... floor!
[Max] Ow! Okay... this is- [Austin] You sound like Albertsstuff in the shopping cart place. {Editor's note: I think he means stroller.}
[Max] What?
Oh, yeah!
[Austin] Wasn't it that Albert video (???)
[Max] Yeah, I forgot!
I forgot where that came from- Okay...
OW! Okay!
No, please! Please!
Don't... Don't drop me! Don't drop me!
♩ [Austin] I could show you the world! ♩
♪ Shi- ♪
(Max laughing) [Austin] Just imagine that as a dank meme!
[Austin] Just:
♩ I can show you the world ♪
...but, like, really LOUD!
[Max] Yeah. [Autin] ...or just playing.
[Austin] Stand here- uh... [Max] Oh, no! Don't drop me!
(Austin chuckles)
[Max] How are you alive?
♩ [Austin] I can still show you the world! ♩
♩ Shining! Shimmering! ♩
♩ [Austin] Splendid! ♩ (Max laughing)
[Max] I have an idea!
[Max] OW! OW!
That just threw me into a pit!
It just threw me everywhere! I don't know what happened!
[Austin] You know, like, uh... I have an idea.
(Austin stammering)
[Austin] Let's play a game where we have to, like...
...you have to like (???) people into the ground.
[Max] No, no, please!
OH GOD!
I'm... Get... get in the floor!
Get in the- Oh no!
Oh no! Please don't kill me!
Please don't kill me.
...from death by fall.
[Austin] Stay there for a second!
[Max] Okay.
[Max] Weee!
[Austin] Now don't move for a second!
[Max] That was anti-climactic...
[Max] (Mumbling) Excuse me, can I-
[Austin] One second!
Don't move!
[Max] Okay.
(Max laughing) {Editor's note: At the misfortune of his friend...}
[Austin] (Mumbling) No...
[Max] Suddenly you trip on a rock and fall.
[Austin] Wait!
...for it!
(Austin imitating whoosh sound.)
[Max] Uh... Where am I? Where am I?
Ow!
Ow! Where am I? What- what am I?
Am I in a- I'm in a desert...
[Austin] I am in the bottom of the game...
(Max coughing and laughing.)
[Max] I don't know if I'm in a...
...the inhabited desert,
...or...
Yeah, the desert is the last team to be filled, so...
People rarely ever actually get in Team Desert.
Unless of course you were to "shuffleteams" but... (mumbling) I don't really wanna do that.
Bye!
[Austin] Oh.
[Max] Uhh... [Austin] Nope!
[Max] There we go!
(Max laughing)
(Max laughing and coughing extremely loudly to the point where it can almost be considered earrape.)
[Max] That is a very uncomfortable position your in.
[Austin] (Some Japanese sounding stuff.)
[Max] (Failing to imitate Austin) Hai! I'm... I'm Austin!
I wanna!
Doh, okay, dangit!
[Max] (Whispering) Sneaking!
Why isn't-
I can't sneak!
I can- I can- I can sprint but I can't sneak anymore.
[Austin] WHOOP!
(Max laughing)
[Max] Just none of us move, and we won't die!
(Gunshots) [Max] Ow, ow! (???)
[Max] What did I JUST say?
[Austin] (???)
[Austin] I went... to the (???)
[Max] Yeah. [Austin] The (???) killed me!
[Austin] Going... 20,000 miles under the edge.
[Max] Ow! Oh crud. Ow.
Okay, uh... dude?
[Austin] Yeah?
[Max] Okay, we're gonna have a competition to see... who gets hit first.
So...
Uuuh...
[Austin] First- [Max] Hold on, stay right there!
[Max] Stay right there!
I'm using a "random."
We're using the, ummm... "random" target.
So... "ultimatify..."
"...random."
[Max] Since it's...
♩ (I am the One by Denzel Curry) ♩
♫ [Music] Ronny J. Listen up! ♫
♩ ♩
♫ I AM THE ONE, THE ONE, THE ONE! DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THIS SCREEN! ♫ {Editor's note: If you're using captions because you're deaf, you're lucky as well.}
♫ UNDER THE SUN THE ... SON POP OUT THE GLOCK TO FEED HIMSELF AND FAMILY! ♫
♫ BY ANY MEANS, YOUR ENEMIES, MY ENEMIES, WE WET THEM UP LIKE A CANTEEN! ♫
♫ THE YELLOW TAPE SURROUNDS THE FATE! DON'T HAVE A FACE SO NOW YOU LATE, OPEN THE GATES! ♫
♫ GREAT! ELIMINATE LIKE ELIMIDATE! ♫
♫ HEY! YOUNG BOY HAD TO PE- ♪
♫ FACE, YOUNG BOY DONE CAUGHT A CASE! ♫
♫ BANG! NOW HIS MAMA LIVING WITH THE PAIN! ♫
♫ WAIT! DOCTOR SAYS HE'S GONNA STAY! ♫
♫ LET HIM GET THE SENZU BEAN SO HE REGENERATE! ♫
♫ NOW A ... HARDER THAN THE HEAD OF THE STATE! ♫
♫ DENZEL CURRY IS THE NEW CANDIDATE! ♫
♫ [Music] ULTIMATE? ALTERNATE! YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE! STOP THIS ..., CHOP YOUR ESOPHAGUS. (...SOPHAGUS!) ♫ [Max] I set my volume to one and I STILL can't hear you!
♫ [Music] ... BE BOPPING IT, BOW DOWN AND POP IN IT, DROPPING IT IN HER ESOPHAGUS! ♫
[Max] There we go!
[Austin] The computer volume, or the ROBLOX volume?
[Max] I set the ROBLOX volume to one.
'Kay, how long until I hit the...
Well I'm falling for a while!
...and it's just this...
[Austin] You know what I wanna try? I'm gonna try to see, like...
What's the death-
...BEST Death pose I can make.
[Max] What's the best what?
[Austin] "Death pose!"
[Max] I dunno...
Let's test it out. {Editor's note: I think I was pretending to understand what he said.}
[Austin] Whoop!
Weee-
[Max] Okay, that was you.
Weeeee!
How did I survive that?
[Austin] ♫ I am the one with a gun! ♫
[Max] Ah, no. It's "I am the one and I DON'T need a gun." (Gunshots)
[Austin] No, I have a gun!
You may have a gun!
[Austin] You might not need one... (Gunshots)
(Gunshots) [Austin] ...but I do!
[Max] Dangit! I didn't get to fire my-
Ow, okay! That is...
That is not a very pleasant way to fall...
(Gunshot)
[Austin] ♫ I am the one, the one with a gun! ♫
[Max] Oh, it's Lavender Town now... okay.
You may have a gun, but I have...
...a bazooka!
Ow! Okay...
[Max] Oh! I chopped my arm off with the bazooka! [Austin] (???)
[Max] I just have two... stubs!
Dude, look at my arms!
Look at my arms! (Laughing)
[Austin] You're a monstrosity! (???) [Max] They fell off!
[Max] Look- Dude let me- Let me go!
Let go- Let go of me!
I can't- I can't pick up a weapon!
I have no hands!
You will have to suffer how I... felt-
"kill... v!"
(Unenthusiastic) Weee...
Ow! Ooow!
I exploded!
Dude, dude! "Goto" me!
...and look at... look at- look at what happened!
[Austin] Okay. [Max] I didn't just ragdoll: I exploded!
(Austin laughing) Oh!
(Both laughing quietly.)
[Austin] Wait, wait, wait! Don't move!
(Max laughing out loud.)
[Max] I'm just a head and a torso!
[Austin] I will reb- Wait, wait! Don't respawn!
I have to rebuild you!
Stronger!
Faster!
Tougher!
[Max] There is no freezing in this, though... [Austin] You'll be the ultimate hero!
(Max laughing some more...)
[Max] You just placed...
(More coughing and laughing at the same time...)
(???)
[Austin] Wait! I need the- I got the last piece!
[Max] "Top Ten Anime Deaths."
What are you using the stamper tool for?
What do you need that's in the stamper?
[Austin] One second, I got this!
So... I rebuilt you!
[Max] How...?
IS THAT WALL-E!?
Why'd you spawn in Wall-E?
[Max] Say something, by the way. {Editor's note: I was checking to make sure OBS was picking up Discord sounds.}
[Austin] Huh?
[Max] Okay, good.
No, I was just testing...
Wait, why are you...?
[Austin] Wait, I...
[Max] You do know Wall-E's following you, right?
[Austin] Yes I'm trying to (???) him away.
[Max] I'm just a head!
[Austin] Now you're just...
(Max laughing.)
(Max coughing.)
[Max] ...and then suddenly:
The ghost... came back!
...and Wall-E killed you!
[Austin] Creepy- that's... creepypasta!
[Max] "Wall-E.exe!"





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