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#139 Is there a simple and Cheap way to protect your super caps? How? - Duration: 12:29.
Grüezi YouTubers.
Here is the guy with the Swiss accent.
With a new episode around sensors and microcontrollers.
In video #133 we used super capacitors to safely shutdown the Rapberry Pi.
In the comments, viewers asked about over voltage protection of the super caps.
I will show you a big and small and cheap possibility.
And I will show you one concept which does not really work.
But why do we have to protect Super Capacitors?
And how can we protect them?
Most Super capacitors are only specified up to 2.7 volt.
If we need higher voltages, we have to connect a few of them in series.
To give the Raspberry a save shutdown I used two caps because it runs on 5 volt USB.
So, the basic diagram is like that: Two Super capacitors in series across the 5 volt connector.
If we charge now capacitors in series, the current is equal in both capacitors.
But, if the capacitance are not completely equal, the one with the lower capacitance
charges faster and its voltage can go over the rated 2.7 volts.
To avoid that, we have to connect a resistor in parallel to the smaller capacitor.
Like that, part of the current can flow through this resistor and therefore is not used for
overcharging the capacitor.
Because we do not know, which of the capacitors is smaller and exactly how much, and because
some other things can happen, we add a small switch to this resistor.
It switches only, if the voltage of the capacitor is close to the 2.7 volt.
Like that, we can use quite small resistors and bypass a big amount of the current.
As soon as the voltage is in the save zone, the resistor is switched off again.
If we use such a concept for all our capacitors, and our protection voltage is 2.7 volt, they
are protected against over voltage as long as the total voltage is lower than the number
of capacitors times 2.7.
In our case, the voltage would have to stay below 5.4 volts.
Which is ok with USB.
The specification allows a maximum voltage of 5.2 volts.
Let's start with the simplest concept: Zener diodes.
The easiest way would be to solder a Zener diode across each super cap.
But what is a Zener diode?
Normal diodes conduct current only in one direction and block it in the other direction
(at least up to their very high blocking voltage).
Zener diodes are somehow different.
In principle, they also block current in the "wrong" direction up to a certain voltage.
But this voltage is low and exactly specified.
You can get Zener diodes for many voltages.
If we check one with our transistor tester, it shows two diodes in opposite direction.
The one with the voltage of 0.8 volt is the normal diode.
The other one with 2.4 volt is the Zener part.
Let's have a closer look: On the positive voltage side, we see a curve of a normal diode.
On the negative voltage side, we see the Zener behavior.
At the beginning, nearly no current flows.
At a particular voltage, the current starts to flow.
But this is not at a sharp voltage as we can see.
The curve is only bent.
Because all these things happen on the negative voltage side, we have to use the Zener diodes
always in reverse direction.
This is, why I mirror the curve now.
Just a small remark: Not all transistor testers are able to measure Zener diodes properly.
And all can only detect these diodes if they have a low Zener voltage.
So, let's check how this simple concept works.
I have 2.4 volt and 2.7 volt Zeners.
I start my test with no protection at all.
Two 10 Farad Super Caps are connected in Series and 5 volt is applied.
If both are discharged at the beginning, they load quite evenly.
The difference is small, because their capacities are similar.
I discharge now the left capacitor a little to simulate uneven capacities.
If I load them again, the right one quickly approaches 2.7 volts and I have to stop the
experiment in order to not harm it.
Let's now protect this Cap with a 2.4 volt Zener.
To understand what happens, I measure the current through the diode with the yellow
Fluke meter.
As we already know from the chart, the diode already starts to conduct at below 2.4 volt.
So, a part of the current is now "diverged" through the diode instead of the capacitor.
This part does not charge the capacitor anymore.
So, the other cap can catch up.
But because the current through the diode is quite small, the protection is not big,
and the voltage exceed 2.7 volts a little.
If the imbalance between the two capacitors would be bigger, this protection would not
work anymore.
And, we easily can imagine, that a 2.7 volt Zener would not work at all.
So, this is a simple protection, which works somehow for these small capacitors.
But fortunately, we have a better one: The TL431.
This part is called "Precision Programmable Reference" and it is a very versatile part
which can used for many applications.
It is also quite cheap: 50 pieces for 1.20, including shipping.
It is even cheaper than a 2.4 volt Zener, where 50 pieces cost more than 3 dollars.
The TL431 is a neat small part in a TO-92 package.
Its symbol looks much like a Zener diode, with the exception that it has three pins
instead of only two.
The third pin is called REFERENCE.
If we look at the block diagram of the chip, we see, that it consists of a precise 2.5
volt reference and an Opamp used as a comparator.
As soon as the reference voltage is above the 2.5 volt, the transistor switches on.
So, if we connect the REFERENCE and the cathode pins, we get this diagram.
Because I mirrored the diagram of the Zener diode, both are compatible.
We have the positive voltage to the right and positive current up.
We immediately see the difference: The bend of the TL431 is much sharper.
At exactly 2.5 volts it starts to conduct up to its maximum rating of 150 mA.
This is nearly the curve we were looking for.
The only thing is, that it is at 2.5 instead of 2.7 volts.
So, let's try out and replace the 2.4 volt Zener with the TL431.
We also start with unevenly charged capacitors and see, that the current through the TL431
starts to increase much more and much sharper at 2.5 volts.
The voltage across the super cap still goes above 2.5 volt, because the parts are not
ideal.
But still, the behavior is much better.
At the end, the protected and the unprotected caps each show around 2.5 volts.
If I would now increase the voltage to 5.3 volt, only the unprotected cap's voltage
would increase and would exceed its specified voltage.
Which is obviously not good.
So, we could protect both capacitors.
Which anyway would be a good idea, because we do not know, which one has a smaller capacity.
Below 5 volt total voltage, this would work fine.
But as soon as we cross these 5 volts, both TL431 would start to conduct and produce a
short cut.
They would heat up, and maybe even would destroy themselves.
Maybe you remember the word "programmable" from the description of the TL431?
Programmable means, that we can change the "Zener voltage" with a simple trick: We
connect the reference pin to a voltage divider.
Now, the reference measures a lower voltage and therefore, reaches the 2.5 volts at a
higher voltage.
If we calculate our resistors with the formula from the data sheet, we can set the cutoff
voltage to 2.7 volt.
Problem solved!
If you really want to make sure, that nothing bad happens to your protectors, you can add
a small series resistor.
Like that, the current through the TL431 is limited.
If you plan to work only with USB voltages, this is not necessary.
So, this is a great concept to protect small super caps when you are sure, that the two
capacities are similar.
To show you the limitations, I double the capacitance of one capacitor by adding a second
one.
Now, we see, that the current through the TL431 gets quite high, and the voltage crosses
2.7 volt, even with a cutoff voltage of 2.5 volt.
To avoid that, I bought the voltage protectors shown in the last Mailbag video #137.
They can be used for large capacitors up to 500 Farad.
I re-engineered its PCB and its diagram is here.
They also use a TL431, but they use a big transistor to amplify the effect.
So, let's check, if it works.
I keep the "tougher" scenario with the two uneven capacitors and protect the smaller
one.
Now with a protection board instead of the TL431.
The rest stays the same.
Here, the protection kicks in at 2.66 volt and the voltage never exceeds this value . The
other capacitor can easily catch up.
And if we would have two such protection boards in series, our USB voltage could go up to
2 times 2.66 volt = 5.32 volt, which is above USB specs anyway.
Summarized: We wanted to protect our Super capacitors
against over voltage The first concept using simple Zener diodes
worked somehow, but with very narrow limitations The usage of a TL431 Precision Programmable
Reference did what we wanted for our small capacitors, and even at lower cost.
With a voltage divider, we were able to set the protection voltage at the right level.
We looked at the diagram of a commercial product for larger capacitors and discovered, that
they also use a TL431 The commercial product worked too, and, because
it supports much bigger currents, can also be used for bigger capacitors.
BTW: If we do the calculation of the voltage divider of the protection board, we find the
2.66 volts we measured before.
Not bad!
I hope, this video was useful or at least interesting for you.
If true then like.
Bye
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Harry Styles: Two Ghosts - Duration: 4:15.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ SAME LIPS RED
SAME EYES BLUE ♪ SAME WHITE SHIRT
COUPLE MORE TATTOOS ♪ BUT IT'S NOT YOU
AND IT'S NOT ME ♪ TASTES SO SWEET
LOOKS SO REAL ♪ SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
THAT I USED TO FEEL ♪ BUT I CAN'T TOUCH
WHAT I SEE ♪ WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE
WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE ♪ WE'RE JUST TWO GHOSTS STANDING
IN THE PLACE OF YOU AND ME ♪ TRYING TO REMEMBER
HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE A HEARTBEAT ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ THE FRIDGE LIGHT WASHES
THIS ROOM WHITE ♪ MOON DANCES OVER
YOUR GOOD SIDE ♪ THIS WAS ALL
WE USED TO NEED ♪ TONGUE-TIED LIKE
WE'VE NEVER KNOWN ♪ TELLING THOSE STORIES
WE ALL READY TOLD ♪ 'CAUSE WE DON'T SAY
WHAT WE REALLY MEAN ♪ WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE
WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE ♪ WE'RE JUST TWO GHOSTS STANDING
IN THE PLACE OF YOU AND ME ♪ WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE
WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE ♪ WE'RE JUST TWO GHOSTS SWIMMING
IN A GLASS HALF EMPTY ♪ TRYING TO REMEMBER
HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE A HEARTBEAT ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE
WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE ♪ WE'RE JUST TWO GHOSTS STANDING
IN THE PLACE OF YOU AND ME ♪ WE'RE NOT WHO WE USED TO BE
WE DON'T SEE WHAT WE USED TO SEE ♪ WE'RE JUST TWO GHOSTS SWIMMING
IN A GLASS HALF EMPTY ♪ TRYING TO REMEMBER
HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE A HEARTBEAT ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'M JUST TRYING TO REMEMBER
HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE A HEARTBEAT ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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Side Effects May Include w/ Harry Styles - Duration: 4:04.
>> Harry: NOW, WE'VE ALL THESE THOSE
PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS ON TV WHERE AT THE END IT SAYS "SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" AND THEN THEY LIST A LONG SET OF SIDE
EFFECTS.
YES?
SEEN THOSE, OKAY.
WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT SIDE EFFECTS AREN'T JUST FOR DRUGS,
THERE'S SIDE EFFECTS FOR EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR SEGMENT, SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
♪ "SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE" ♪ >> Harry: IS ANYBODY THINKING
OF GOING SOLO?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU'RE THINKING OF GOING
SOLO, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, AND THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
THE FINAL SIDE EFFECTS IS GETTING TO TAKE UP THE ENTIRE
ALBUM COVER WITH A PICTURE OF JUST YOU IN A BUBBLE BATH WHICH
IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PITCH UNSUCCESSFULLY
TO THE BAND FOR YEARS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) I THINK THIS SEGMENT IS GOING
RATHER WELL.
( LAUGHTER ) IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF
SECRETLY BEING GREAT AT JUGGLING?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
IF YOU'RE THINKING OF SECRETLY BEING GREAT AT JUGGLING, YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS
MAY INCLUDE: ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERING ) AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
SECRETLY BEING GREAT AT JUGGLING IS -- JUGGLING!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
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Harry Styles: Sign of the Times - Duration: 5:47.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ JUST STOP YOUR CRYING
IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WELCOME TO THE FINAL SHOW HOPE YOU'RE WEARING
♪ YOUR BEST CLOTHES YOU CAN'T BRIBE THE DOOR
♪ ON YOUR WAY TO THE SKY YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD DOWN HERE
♪ BUT YOU AIN'T REALLY GOOD WE NEVER LEARN
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♪ AND RUNNING FROM THE BULLETS, THE BULLETS
♪ WE NEVER LEARN WE BEEN HERE BEFORE
♪ WHY ARE WE ALWAYS STUCK AND RUNNING FROM
♪ THE BULLETS, THE BULLETS JUST STOP YOUR CRYING
♪ IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES WE GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE
♪ WE GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE JUST STOP YOUR CRYING
♪ IT'LL BE ALRIGHT THEY TOLD ME THAT
♪ THE END IS NEAR WE GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE
♪ JUST STOP YOUR CRYING HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ BREAKING THROUGH
THE ATMOSPHERE ♪ AND THINGS LOOK PRETTY GOOD
FROM HERE ♪ REMEMBER EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALRIGHT ♪ WE CAN MEET AGAIN SOMEWHERE
SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM HERE ♪ WE NEVER LEARN
WE BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪ WHY ARE WE ALWAYS STUCK
AND RUNNING FROM ♪ THE BULLETS, THE BULLETS
WE NEVER LEARN ♪ WE BEEN HERE BEFORE
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS STUCK ♪ AND RUNNING FROM
THE BULLETS, THE BULLETS ♪ JUST STOP YOUR CRYING
IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES ♪ WE GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE
WE GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE ♪ JUST STOP YOUR CRYING
BABY, IT'LL BE ALRIGHT ♪ THEY TOLD ME THAT
THE END IS NEAR ♪ WE GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE
WE NEVER LEARN ♪ WE BEEN HERE BEFORE
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS STUCK ♪ AND RUNNING FROM
THE BULLETS, THE BULLETS ♪ WE NEVER LEARN
WE BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪ WHY ARE WE ALWAYS STUCK
AND RUNNING FROM ♪ THE BULLETS, THE BULLETS
WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ♪ WE SHOULD OPEN UP
BEFORE IT'S ALL TOO MUCH ♪ WILL WE EVER LEARN
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪ IT'S JUST WHAT WE KNOW
STOP YOUR CRYING, BABY ♪ IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES
WE GOTTA GET AWAY ♪ OH, WE GOT TO GET AWAY
WE GOT TO GET AWAY ♪ WE GOT TO GET AWAY
WE GOT TO GET AWAY ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WE GOT TO WE GOT TO GET AWAY
♪ WE GOT TO WE GOT TO GET AWAY
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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Toddlerography w/ Jennifer Lopez - Duration: 2:52.
>> James: I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE A GREAT DANCER, BUT THIS
CLASS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU RETHINK EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT
YOU KNEW ABOUT DANCE.
>> I THINK I'LL BE FINE, JAMES.
>> James: NO, THE INSTRUCTORS ARE NIGHTMARES.
>> WELL, THEY'RE LATE.
>> James: YEAH, THEY KIND OF WORK TO THEIR OWN SCHEDULE.
>> WHO ARE THE INSTRUCTORS?
>> James: DON'T EVEN LOOK HIM IN THE EYE.
WHEW!
♪ J-LO, YA TU SABES IT'S A NEW GENERATION
♪ MR. WORLDWIDE OF PARTY PEOPLE
♪ GET ON THE FLOOR, DALE, GET ON THE FLOOR
♪ RED ONE LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARTY
♪ PEOPLE IN THE CLUB, HUH I'M LOOSE, LOOSE
♪ AND EVERYBODY KNOWS I GET OFF THE CHAIN
♪ BABY IT'S THE TRUTH, IT'S THE TRUTH
♪ I'M LIKE INCEPTION I PLAY WITH YOUR BRAIN
♪ SO DON'T SLEEP OR SNOOZE I DON'T PLAY NO GAMES SO DON'T,
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♪ AND BACK IT UP LIKE A TONKA TRUCK
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♪ DON'T STOP, KEEP IT MOVIN' PUT YOUR DRINKS UP
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♪ BRAZIL, MOROCCO, LONDON TO IBIZA
♪ STRAIGHT TO L.A., NEW YORK, VEGAS TO AFRICA
♪ DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY LIVE YOUR LIFE AND STAY YOUNG ON
♪ THE FLOOR DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
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ASÍ ME GUSTA, ASÍ ME GUSTA, ASÍ ME GUSTA
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♪ TONIGHT WE GON' BE IT ON THE FLOOR
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ THAT BADONKA DONK
IS LIKE A TRUNK FULL OF BASS ON ♪ AN OLD SCHOOL CHEVY
SEVEN TRAY DONKEY DONK ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪ TONIGHT WE GON' BE IT ON THE
FLOOR ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪ TONIGHT WE GON' BE IT ON THE
FLOOR >> James: WHEW!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
HE'S THE BEST.
ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT DANCE IS DONE, PLAY TIME!
( LAUGHTER ) HELL OF A SESSION.
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Trump's New Lawyers: Galino & Farnes - Duration: 1:20.
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP REPORTEDLY CLOSE TO SELECTING OUTSIDE
COUNSEL TO HELP HIM AMID THESE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS INTO
RUSSIAN MEDDLING AND HIS CAMPAIGN.
TRUMP PREFERS TO HAVE A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS, RATHER THAN A SINGLE
LAWYER REPRESENT HIM.
>> HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOU'RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY, AND ACCUSED OF COLLUDING WITH
KNOWN ENEMIES?
>> THEN YOU NEED TO CALL GALINO AND FARNES.
WE'VE HANDLED DOZENS OF CASES JUST LIKE YOURS ALL ACROSS THE
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WE'LL PROTECT YOU AND YOUR STAFF FROM ALL TYPES OF INVESTIGATIONS
INCLUDING TREES AN, ILLEGAL ARMS SALES.
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>> I HEARD HE SLIPPED.
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THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE FOUND GUILTY OF IS A GREAT DECISION.
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
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Postcards From Trump: Part Due - Duration: 1:06.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.
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Stuck on the Ceiling w/ Lionel Richie - Duration: 4:22.
MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO GET INTO THIS.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
>> LET'S DO IT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
♪ WHAT'S GOING ON.
♪ SOMEBODY'S TURN ON THE LIGHTS.
♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY.
♪ AND IT'S GOING TONIGHT.
♪ OH.
♪ WHAT A FEELING SNOALT WHEN WE'RE DANCING ON THE CEILING.
♪ OH WHAT A FEELING.
♪ WHEN WE'RE DANCING ON THE CEILING.
♪ OH OH WHAT A FEELING.
♪ WHEN WE'RE DANCING ON THE CEILING.
♪ OH WHAT A FEELING.
♪ WHEN WE'RE DANCING ON THE CEILING.
♪-- THAT'S A WRAP, EVERYONE.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
I THINK WE GOT IT.
THAT WAS-- SO GOOD.
SOD GOO, SO GOOD.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HEY GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, I CAN'T-- I CAN'T GET DOWN.
HELP.
GUYS.
>> VERY FUNNY, JAMES.
COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
>> James: NO, NO, LIONEL, I'M NOT JOKING, I'M STUCK.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JUST WALK OFF.
>> James: I CAN'T, I CAN'T MOVE.
>> WAIT RIGHT THERE, LET ME GET SOMETHING TO KNOCK YOU DOWN.
OKAY.
>> James: WHAT?
NO, THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.
>> NO, NO, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
>> James: O-W, WHAT THE-- WAS THAT.
>> KEEP STILL, JAMES, KEEP STILL, I GOT THIS.
>> James: STOP HOLDING IT IN MY FACE, THAT IS NOT GO GOING TO
DISLODGE ME.
>> GET READY, JAMES.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> STAY RIGHT THERE, JAMES.
LET ME TRY THIS.
>> James: WHY WOULD THROWING A PHONE-- UNSTICK ME FROM THE
CEILING?
>> SORRY, MAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> James: NO, I'M NOT OKAY.
I'M TIRED.
I'M HUNGRY AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
>> HUNGRY, HUNGRY, I GOT SOMETHING, LET ME TRY THIS.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON, WHAT IS THAT.
>> DID SOMEBODY SAY HOT DOG.
>> James: NO, NO, LIONEL, NOBODY SAID HOT DOG.
JUST GET ME DOWN, ALTHOUGH THAT DOES ACTUALLY SMELL-- IT SMELLS
QUITE GOOD.
>> YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY.
>> James:-- THANK YOU.
CONDITIONS KETCHUP, INCOMING.
>> James: OH, NO, NO, LIONEL, LIONEL!
NO.
>> MUSTACHE.
>> James: NO!
WHAT-- LIONEL!
LIONEL, YOU STOP IT, STOP IT NOW, NO, LIONEL.
DON'T BE.
>> JUST CLEANING YOU UP.
>> James: LIONEL, LIONEL, STOP IT.
JUST.
>> I'M SORRY, JAMES.
>> James: DON'T DON'T BE SORRY, JUST GET ME OFF THE
BLOODY CEILING.
>> LISTEN, JAMES, LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT IN THE MORNING.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
>> James: IN THE MORNING?
NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE, I'M STUCK TO THE CEILING.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD SING STUCK ON THE CEILING, STUCK ON
YOU, GOT THIS FEELING DOWN DEEP IN MY SOUL THAT I CAN'T LOSE.
♪ I'M ON MY WAY.
>> James: HOW IS THAT HELPING AM YOU CANNOT LEAF ME HERE ALL
NIGHT.
>> OH, I LOVE THIS, ALL NIGHT LONG.
♪ CHICKA BOOM.
♪ ALL NIGHT LONG.
♪ EVERYONE YOU MEET.
♪ JAMMING IN THE STREET.
♪ ALL NIGHT LONG.
>> James: LIONEL, STOP SINGING AND HELP ME!
>> MAN, I GOT TOO MANY HITS, MAN, TOO MANY.
LISTEN MAN, I WILL SEE YOU LATER.
GOOD WORK TODAY, I GOT TO GO.
>> James: LIONEL, DON'T YOU WALK OUT, LINEEM, DON'T
YOU-- LIONEL!
LIONEL, GOOD NEWS, I'M DOWN.
CAN YOU CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Amazon Echo - SNL - Duration: 2:41.
>> THE AMAZON ECHO HAS HELPED MILLIONS WITH THEIR DAILY
ROUTINE. >> ALEXA, WHAT TIME IS IT?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BLASTED THING?
AMANDA -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> BUT, THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY ISN'T ALWAYS EASY TO USE FOR
PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN AGE. >> THESE KIDS BOUGHT ME A BUSTED
MACHINE AGAIN. ODESSA!
>> THAT'S WHY AMAZON PARTNERED WITH AARP TO PRESENT THE NEW
AMAZON ECHO SILVER. THE ONLY SMART SPEAKER DESIGNED
SPECIFICALLY TO BE USED BY THE GREATEST GENERATION.
IT'S SUPER LOUD, AND RESPONDS TO ANY NAME EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO
ALEXA. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO THEY CAN FIND OUT THE WEATHER.
>> ALLEGRA WHAT IS THE WEATHER OUTSIDE?
>> IT IS 74 DEGREES AND SUNNY. >> HUH?
>> IT IS 74 DEGREES AND SUNNY. >> WHERE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OUTSIDE.
>> WHAT ABOUT IT? >> THE TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE IS 74
DEGREES AND SUNNY. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THE LATEST IN SPORTS.
>> COLLESSA, HOW MANY DID SATCHEL PAGE STRIKE OUT LAST
NIGHT? >> SATCHEL PAGE DIED IN 1982.
>> HOW MANY DID HE GET? >> SATCHEL PAGE IS DEAD.
>> SAY WHAT NOW? >> DIED.
>> WHO DID? >> SATCHEL PAGE.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> EVEN LOCAL NEWS, AND POP
CULTURE. >> ANITA.
WHAT THEM BOYS UP TO ACROSS THE STREET.
>> THEY ARE JUST PLAYING. >> THEY'RE WHAT NOW?
>> THEY ARE JUST PLAYING. >> YOU SAY THEY'RE JUST PLAYING
NOW? >> YES, THEY ARE JUST PLAYING.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> CONTROL DEVICES LIKE YOUR
THERMOSTAT. >> ALEXANDRA TURN THE HEAT UP.
>> THE ROOM IS ALREADY 100 DEGREES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ARE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME,
ALEXANDRA. >> THE NEW AMAZON ECHO SILVER
PLAYS ALL THE MUSIC THEY LOVED WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG.
>> ANGELA, PLAY BLACK JAZZ. >> PLAYING THE JAZZ.
♪♪♪ >> IT ALSO HAS A QUICK SCAN
FEATURE TO HELP THEM FIND THINGS.
>> AMELIA, WHERE DID I PUT THE PHONE.
>> THE PHONE IS IN YOUR RIGHT HAND.
>> AND IT HAS AN UH-HUH FEATURE FOR LONG RAMBLING STORIES.
>> BUT THEN I GAVE HIM FIVE DOLLARS.
IN HIS HEAD I ONLY GAVE HIM ONE DOLLAR.
>> UH-HUH. >> I SAID I KNOW I GAVE YOU A
FIVE. >> UH-HUH.
>> CAUSE I ONLY HAD A 5 AND A 1 ON ME.
>> UH-HUH. >> AND THERE'S THE $1 RIGHT
HERE. >> UH-HUH.
>> SO, I MEAN YOU TELL ME WHO IS CRAZY.
>> AMAZON ECHO SILVER. GET YOURS TODAY.
I SAID GET YOURS TODAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TO ORDER AMAZON ECHO SILVER, SEND A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER TO
AMAZON.COM RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
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The Cast of Stranger Things on the Lip Sync Battle Preshow - Duration: 6:44.
(upbeat intro music)
- [Elliott] Welcome back to the pre-show everybody.
This is Lee Newton.
- And this knucklehead's Elliott Morgan.
- And we have a Demi-gorgeous episode
for you today. Isn't that good?
We have very special guests for you by the names
of Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo,
Caleb McLaughlin, and Noah Schnapp.
- AKA the Stranger Things kids!
You know what? I have an in with them.
Much like their friend, Eleven,
I am a strong, courageous woman who's prone to nosebleeds.
- That's good, yeah. Lead with that.
- And because there's four contestants,
we're gonna have to switch it up
in the studio a little bit for space.
So Elliott's gonna be doing all his interviews
in the Upside Down.
(clang)
- I'm sorry? - Yeah.
- I don't think I'll be doing that.
- No yeah, absolutely,
- No I think it's a fictional place.
- I got it cleared. Go!
I think I've seen (mumbling).
- (relieved exhale) He's not gonna make it back.
(transitional guitar riffs)
- [Assorted Speakers] Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Rumor has it you love cake. It's so good.
(cymbal clash) - Here we are, okay.
Guys, I'm here with Finn in the
real Upside Down. - Hi I'm Finn.
- Finn just say hi to the camera real fast. Good to see you.
- I'm so sweaty, I'm sorry.
- How do you feel about going in
to your very first Lip Sync Battle, Finn?
- I'm excited.
- You're Canadian. - Yeah!
- Did you know that?
- Yeah. I like it. - Do you feel
like that means you're gonna be extra polite
and you're just gonna sort of politely let them
- Part of Lip Sync Battle is like to trash talk everyone,
and so I'm just gonna do super passive aggressive comments.
Noah has awful stage fright and I really hope
he can just pull through today.
I support him fully, you know what I mean?
- Are you a genius? Is that a genius?
I think that's a genius thing to do.
It's an evil genius thing to do. I'm very excited for it.
Do me a favor, Finn: if you can look in that blue camera
right there and just like try to get in the heads
of the other guys.
- Gaten, you played on Les Miserable.
That's not how you pronounce it but
Your character died every night;
and that's gonna happen again tonight.
- (chuckles)
- (whispered) Cause I'm gonna murder you.
- We gotta get out of here. - Bye, guys!
- Bye. (sneaker skid)
- [Elliott] Alright, so I'm still here in the old
Upside Down, but I'm here with Caleb.
Caleb, nice to meet you, man.
- Hi, how you doing?
- I'm doing very well. How are you doing?
- I'm gonna have a lot of fun with my fellow cast-mates.
But now it's time for competition so.
- Yeah! You were on the Lion King, correct?
- Yes I was. - Now do you think that
that gives you an advantage?
- I have an advantage over Finn and Noah,
but maybe not Gaten 'cause he was also on Broadway.
- You're very right. - I'm after Gaten.
I'm after you, Gaten.
- Did you get any advice going into the Lip Sync Battle?
Anything special that somebody told you?
- Try not to mess up the words.
- That's a really good piece of advice.
- Yeah, that's basically... - Who told you that?
- Myself.
- Okay, good.
- Yeah 'cause I watch Lip Sync Battle
and everyone's so good on it.
- [Elliott] They are! - Yeah, yeah.
- Alright, Caleb, if you could look into that blue camera
right there and just try to rattle the cages
of your cast-mates as much as possible.
- Hey, what's up, guys? Do good out there. It will be okay.
- Are you a therapist?
Cause I feel better.
Oh man. Those kids are absolutely aw-
(upbeat music)
Lee?
(upbeat music)
Lee?
Lee?
- We are here with Gaten. How are you feeling?
- I am feeling very excited. I'm very pumped up, you know?
I have stage experience...
- [Lee] Yes, you do! - I do, yeah!
- Broadway! - Broadway, yeah.
- Do you think that's going to help you in this?
- Very much, yeah. Mmhmm.
There wasn't much dancing in Les Mis, but
- If you could Lip Sync anyone dead or alive
who would it be?
[Lee] Just say Barb.
- Barb? - Just say Barb.
- Robert Plant (mumbles). - Robert Plant! Yes!
- If you could rattle some cages,
or you could say nice things:
you don't really have to get in the heads of people,
- Yeah. - but why don't you look
into that blue camera right there.
- I hope you don't cry, because I don't want
you guys to embarrass yourself on camera.
- 'Cause he's been in Les (mumbles).
- Well Cale-- yeah no.
- Thank you so much! - (mimics mumble)
- Thank you so much! - I think I have full faith.
I'm ready. - Awesome.
- Wow. So cute. So adorable, right? I mean... they're just--
(suspenseful music)
Oh it's happening, isn't it?
Yeah.
- Lee? Or anybody?
I'm very scared and I would like to leave now.
'Cause it smells horrible first of all.
You're here too, which is the worst of everything
I've ever experienced in my life.
And I've had a very troubled life, to be honest with you.
- We are here with Noah.
How are you feeling going into this Lip Sync Battle?
- I have some cool moves. I'm keeping it a secret.
- Spoiler! No spoilers.
- No spoilers, but it's a song that'll get you on your feet.
- [Lee] Ah okay. - Yeah, start dancing.
- Nice! Are you worried because you guys are so close
that your victory is gonna tear you apart?
- No not at all. But that belt?
I saw it. It is cool.
- It is really cool right? - It is cool.
- Super cool. - I can already
just like see it in my room.
- If you could talk into that camera
why don't you like rattle some cages?
- I think I might win. I feel very confident,
but I think you guys might win too, so we'll see who wins.
- That was good.
It was almost smack talk but just good enough.
- Lip Sync Battle so you gotta have lips a little bit,
and you don't really have lips,
you just have these sort of like things that you--
Yeah you're like a Venus Fly Trap.
See? No one wants to see that.
I don't wanna see that.
That kinda turned my stomach a little bit,
to be honest with you.
Oh okay, well no reason to be rude.
Go ahead and hide in your hole or your tree or whatever
and feast on the flesh of innocent souls
or whatever you've gotta do.
- [Lee] Well that's all the time we have here
at Lip Sync Battle Pre-Show.
I'm your host--
- Lee?
- Lee Newton. - [Elliott] I'm down here.
I need your help to get out.
- Tune in next week where I
and only I will be hosting the show!
- You can't host the show by yourself, okay?
Nobody can host a show by themselves, okay?
- And of course check out the Stranger Things kids.
They're adorable! - [Elliott] I'm here
in the Upside Down world.
[Elliott] I am very scared. - Oh my god.
Does anyone else see that?
- No I'm communicating through the lights.
- We have gotta get that checked out.
- [Elliott] Alright. Okay. No. Alright.
- Who's on lights?
- So cool. I'm stuck down here forever? Okay.
- You know what, if we can't fix this,
I think we should stop for today.
- This is literally worst case scenario.
- Kill the lights!
- I'm gonna Tom Hanks it. Where did Gorgi go?
Gorgi? We're gonna hang out for a little while.
Maybe forever. ♪ Come and go.
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
♪ You come and go
♪ You come and go.
♪ Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams. ♪
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Rap Song - SNL - Duration: 2:55.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> UH, UH.
IT'S THAT NEW TRACK. NEW MONEY CREW.
CASH STACK RECORDS. REPRESENT.
♪♪♪ BIG CHRIS!
>> WITH SHANTASIA. >> FEATURING YOUR BOY,
YUNG BITCH. >> HERE IT COMES.
PRINSEXXXY ON THE TRACK HOLDIN' IT DOWN ♪
>> SNO'CONE! >> YEAH.
THEY UP ON THIS TRACK, TOO. Y'ALL AIN'T NEVER HEARD THIS
MANY EMCEES. YO, HERE WE GO.
YO. >> SLOPPY MOSES ALSO PART OF
THIS. BRINGING THAT WEST COAST STANK.
>> HIM TOO. AND THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH NOW.
♪♪♪ YEAH.
>> BIG CHRIS. >> SHANTASIA.
>> YUNG BITCH! >> WITH PRINSEXXXY.
>> WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE. >> SNO'CONE!
>> MARCI JAMZ. >> AND SLOPPY MOSES.
♪ AND THEN WE CUT IT OFF THERE, UH ♪
♪♪♪ >> I MEAN, WE MORE THAN COVERED
ON THIS PARTICULAR TRACK. AND YO, DON'T THINK I AIN'T
NOTICE YOU TRYING TO FLY UNDER THE RADAR, MARCI JAMZ!
I SEE YOU. ♪ I SEE NEW MONEY CREW
ROLLS DEEP ♪ >> I MEAN, MAYBE TOO DEEP?
I DON'T KNOW. ♪♪♪
FEATURING KING KEEF ♪ >> NO!
THIS TRACK IS FULL, MAN. THERE AIN'T NO VACANCY, B!
>> KING KEEF DOES NOT ACCEPT THAT!
BROUGHT THE WHOLE HOODLUMZ SQUAD TO THIS TRACK!
>> HOODLUMZ! >> WHERE YOU AT, L'IL NITWIT?
>> KEEP IT GREASY, Y'ALL. >> WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
>> WITH 2 BLACK GUYS. >> BAD NAME!
>> WOO! >> AND HAWT CLOWN.
[ BLEEP ]. WHAT IT IS?
>> PREGNASTY! >> NO!
>> AND Y'ALL DON'T FORGET BOUT YA BOY SKIFFLE!
BOW-YA-YA-YA-YACK! >> OH, SKIFFLE.
>> YO, DEFINITELY AIN'T NO ROOM FOR SKIFFLE.
>> YO, SKIFFLE, SING! ♪♪♪
>> AND YOU KNOW KATY PERRY ON THE TRACK.
>> WITH KATHLEEN BELL. >> UH, MAYBE NOT KATHLEEN BELL.
♪♪♪ ♪ HERE WE GO
NEW MUSIC ♪ >> WITH ESSENTIALLY SIMON,
MODERN DAY WITCH. BRINING THOSE MUSING LIKE:
"NOTHING'S MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GENIUS WITH MONEY.
>> WHATEVER. ANYBODY ELSE?
♪♪♪ >> DAVID S. PUMPKINS!
>> NO! >> YES.
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY COULD STAY, YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST KEEP
IT ORDERLY. ALL RIGHT.
FIND A PLACE TO POP IN, ALL RIGHT?
HERE WE GO -- ♪ BIG CHRIS ON THE MIC ♪
[ RAPPING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> STOP!
STOP! THAT DID NOT WORK.
IT'S LIKE I SAID, THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS TRACK.
I'M SORRY, Y'ALL. >> DAT SNATCH OUT!
PEACE! >> WHO THIS?
>> ANY QUESTIONS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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WWE Promo Shoot 2 - SNL - Duration: 5:28.
>> OKAY. MOVING ON TO THE NEXT PROMO.
LET'S GET OUR NEXT TWO WRESTLERS IN THERE.
KOKO WATCHOUT AND TRASHYARD MUTT.
>> HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN.
HOW YOU DOING? >> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BROTHER. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> HEY, GUYS, IT'S A NORMAL 30-SECOND PROMO.
WE CAN START WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> THANKS, MAN. HEY, FAIR WARNING, I MIGHT GET A
LITTLE HARSH WITH SOME OF THE STUFF I SAY.
IT'S JUST KIND OF MY THING. SO --
>> AW, YEAH, HEY, MAN, TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
LET'S HAVE A GOOD ONE. GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT.
>> GREAT. >> AND -- ACTION!
>> I'M HERE WITH OUR MAIN EVENT COMPETITORS, KOKO WATCHOUT AND
TRASHYARD MUTT. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH UGLIER THAN
THE RIVALRY BETWEEN THESE TWO. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MUTT?
>> YOU'RE DARN RIGHT! AND WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON HIM,
IT'S GOING TO BE DINNER TIME FOR OLD MUTT.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT'S MAIN COURSE IS A BIG HEAPIN',
STINKIN' PILE OF LOSER! [ BARKING ]
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT, KOKO?
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY.
HE'S SHOOTING BLANKS. HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET HIS WIFE
PREGNANT FOR TWO YEARS. AND HE CANNOT GET IT DONE!
AND IT'S PUTTING A LOT OF STRESS ON THEIR MARRIAGE.
>> YEAH! WELL, I'M GOING TO PUT SOME
STRESS ON YOU IN THE RING. I'M GOING TO MESS YOU UP.
[ GROWLS ] >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S MESSED
UP. THIS GUY'S SPERM!
THEY DON'T HAVE TAILS. THEY'RE JUST LITTLE HEADS.
THE DOCTOR SAID HE'S NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
THE ONLY BUN THIS GUY IS EVER PUTTIN' IN THE OVEN IS A
CINNABON, BECAUSE HE'S NOT FERTILE!
>> WELL, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
TRASHYARD MUTT IS STERILE AND IT ALL GETS SETTLED THIS SUNDAY AT
WRESTLEMANIA. >> AND CUT!
>> OH, HEY, THAT WAS GOOD. RIGHT?
YOU GOT WITH THAT? >> NOT REALLY, MAN!
NOT REALLY! I TOLD YOU THAT IN PRIVATE, MAN.
MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WRESTLING STUFF AND LESS
EMOTIONAL STUFF. >> OKAY.
WRESTLING STUFF. OKAY, COOL, COOL.
GREAT NOTE. >> ALL RIGHT, PROMO TAKE TWO.
AND -- ACTION!
>> I'M HERE WITH KOKO WATCHOUT AND TRASHYARD MUTT.
AND IT DOESN'T GET MUCH UGLIER THAN THE RIVALRY BETWEEN THESE
TWO. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MUTT?
>> OH, YEAH! AND LORD HELP HIM WHEN I COME
FLYING DOWN FROM THAT TOP ROPE WITH MY DOUBLE DOGGY DROP.
[ BARKS ] >> WELL, ACTUALLY, MUTT, YOU'RE
NOT FLYING ANYWHERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE NO-FLY LIST!
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU FLEW, YOU TOOK A DUMP SO BAD THEY HAD
TO TURN THE PLANE AROUND. THEY HEARD THE NOISE AND THOUGHT
IT WAS A BOMB. AN 80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FELL INTO A
COMA AND SHE STILL HASN'T WOKEN UP.
AT ONE POINT YOU TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A SOLDIER RETURNING HOME
FROM AFGHANISTAN! >> HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
>> I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, MUTT!
I HACKED INTO YOUR LAPTOP AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
THAT'S HOW I FOUND OUT WHAT A BIG KATY PERRY FAN YOU REALLY
ARE. >> OH, NO.
>> ROLL THE TAPE! >> DON'T ROLL THE TAPE.
♪ CALIFORNIA GIRLS THEY'RE UNDENIABLE
DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP ♪
YEAH! OKAY, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
>> IT WAS YESTERDAY! AND THAT'S WHAT THE KOKO IS
COOKING. WOO!
>> AND CUT! FELT GOOD TO ME.
YOU GUYS HAPPY? >> YEAH.
>> NO! I'M UNHAPPY.
>> YOU SAID I SHOULD JUST GO AFTER YOU, MAN.
>> WELL, DON'T. JUST KEEP IT TO LIKE GENERIC
STUFF. OKAY?
LIKE HOW I'LL BE CRYING FOR MY MAMA OR SOMETHING SILLY.
>> OKAY, OKAY. CRYING FOR YOUR MAMA.
HEY, GREAT NOTE AGAIN. >> ACTION!
>> I'M HERE WITH KOKO WATCHOUT AND TRASHYARD MUTT.
>> AND WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH THIS GUY, HE'LL BE CRYING FOR
HIS MAMA. [ GROWLS ]
OR AT LEAST THE WOMAN HE THINKS IS HIS MAMA!
HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S ADOPTED. >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS,
STEVE? >> YOUR BIRTH MOTHER WAS PART OF
A GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT TO PRODUCE THE PERFECT CHILD.
TO THE SURPRISE OF THE SCIENTISTS THE EMBRYO SPLIT AND
TWINS WERE BORN. YOU AND ME!
THAT'S RIGHT, MUTT! WE'RE TWINS AND YOU'RE THE
DeVITO! >> WHAT?
WE'VE BEEN WRESTLING TOGETHER FOR YEARS!
WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME? >> I WAS SAVING IT FOR THIS
PROMO. OH, I ASKED MOM IF SHE WANTS TO
MEET YOU AND SHE SAID, "NAH, I'M GOOD."
>> WHAT IS HAPPENING? >> AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR WIFE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO MEET HER FRIEND FOR
LUNCH LAST WEEK? >> YEAH?
OH, NO. >> WELL, SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO
THE FERTILITY CLINIC. AND, GUESS WHAT, NOT ONLY IS SHE
PREGNANT, BUT YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO THE SPERM DONOR IS.
>> OH, BOY. >> UNCLE KOKO!
YOUR UNBORN BABY IS BOTH MY SON AND MY NEPHEW!
AND YOU HAD NO IDEA! >> I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
>> AND THAT'S WHAT THE KOKO IS COOKING!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Zac Efron on Ryan Lochte Baywatch Rumors - Duration: 4:20.
For more infomation >> Zac Efron on Ryan Lochte Baywatch Rumors - Duration: 4:20. -------------------------------------------
Stephen's Plea: 'Please Don't Take Sean Spicer From Us' - Duration: 2:33.
ON SATURDAY, TRUMP SAT DOWN WITH FOX NEWS' JEANINE PIRRO,
HOPING SHE COULD COME UP WITH AN EXPLANATION.
>> ARE YOU MOVING SO QUICKLY THAT YOUR COMMUNICATIONS
DEPARTMENT CANNOT KEEP UP WITH YOU?
>> YES.
THAT'S TRUE.
>> STEPHEN: HARD-HITTING INTERVIEW.
>> Jon: THAT'S A HARD-HITTING ONE, BROTHER.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU SO GREAT AT BEING PRESIDENT THAT NO ONE
KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
SHE CONTINUED.
>> Pirro: WHAT DO WE DO WITH THAT.
>> WE JUST DON'T HAVE PRESS CONFERENCES.
>> Pirro: YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
>> JUST DON'T HAVE THEM, UNLESS WE HAVE THEM EVERY TWO WEEKS AND
I DO THEM MYSELF.
>> Stephen: OH, SIR, PLEASE DON'T DO YOUR OWN PRESS
CONFERENCES.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THEY'RE ALWAYS
SUCH FOUNTAINS OF ELOQUENCE AND BASSIANS OF DIGNITY.
WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT?
OF COURSE, NO PRESS CONFERENCES MIGHT MEAN NO SEAN SPICER, BUT
TRUMP PUT THAT RUMOR TO REST.
>> YOU KNOW SEAN SPICER.
HE IS A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING.
HE'S A NICE MAN.
>> IS HE YOUR PRESS SECRETARY TODAY AND TOMORROW?
>> YEAH, HE IS.
>> WILL HE BE THERE TOMORROW?
>> HE IS.
WELL, HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB, BUT HE GETS BEAT UP.
>> WILL HE BE THERE TOMORROW?
>> YEAH, WELL HE'S BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING.
>> STEPHEN: OK, HE'S FIRING SEAN SPICER.
( LAUGHTER ) HE'S ALWAYS BEEN HERE!
>> Jon: MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: LUCKILY, THAT TIME SEAN SPENT IN THE BUSHES WILL
COME IN HANDY NEXT WEEK WHEN HE'S WORKING AT
HOME DEPOT.
( LAUGHTER ) I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING HERE --
DONALD TRUMP, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE A
BAD PRESIDENT, PLEASE RESIGN ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) SECOND OF ALL, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE DON'T TAKE SEAN SPICER FROM US.
( LAUGHTER ) WHERE AM I GOING TO GET MY DAILY
DOSE OF VEILED ANGER AND CONDESCENSION?
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS IS OKAY, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
CERTAIN JE NE SAIS "WHAAAA?" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE'VE A GREAT SHOW COMING UP.
DANNY McBRIDE IS HERE.
WHEN WE RETURN. STICK AROUND.
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Bono Reveals Advice Bruce Springsteen Gave U2 - Duration: 1:19.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I DESCRIBED YOUR SHOW
AS FEELING LIKE A RELIGIOUS
EXPERIENCE.
AND I FELT LIKE THAT EVERY TIME
I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS.
THE ONLY OTHER CONCERT I'VE FELT
THAT WAY IS AT BRUCE
SPRINGSTEEN.
AND I THINK YOU GUYS -- THERE
ARE A LOT OF SIMILARITIES.
DO YOU GUYS FEEL A KINSHIP WITH
BRUCE?
>> THE BOSS, WE CALL HIM THE
BOSS.
>> Jimmy: YES, WITH THE BOSS.
OF COURSE.
>> THE BOSS.
WE DON'T HAVE A BOSS IN THIS
BAND, SO WE LIKE TO THINK OF HIM
AS OUR BOSS.
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK OF HIM -- DO
YOU KNOW HIM WELL?
IS HE A GUY THAT YOU'VE REALLY
SPENT TIME WITH?
VISCERALLY FRADVICE REALLY FROM
HIM OVER THE YEARS.
I REMEMBER WE ASKED BRUCE FOR
HIS BEST ADVICE.
HE SAID, "DON'T DO TELEVISION."
[ LAUGHTER ]
REALLY AND TRULY.
>> Jimmy: DON'T EVER LISTEN TO
HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ADVICE WE DIDN'T TAKE LATER
ON, I ASKED HIM WHY, AND HE
SAID, "DON'T GIVE OTHER PEOPLE
THE ABILITY TO TURN YOU UP OR
DOWN."
HE SAID THEY COULD BE MAKING A
CUP OF COFFEE AND YOU'RE IN
THERE TELLING YOUR STORY, THEY
DON'T DO THAT ON THE KIMMEL
SHOW?
>> Jimmy: NO, WE DON'T HAVE A
VOLUME CONTROL.
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The Best Of Melania's Presidential Hand Swats - Duration: 0:47.
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